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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,035 --> 00:00:03,486 [RATTLING] 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:05,522 [WHIRRING] 3 00:00:10,769 --> 00:00:15,153 ♪♪ ['50s POP] 4 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:19,053 ♪ OH, THE SHARK, BABE 5 00:00:19,088 --> 00:00:21,814 ♪ HAS SUCH TEETH, DEAR 6 00:00:21,849 --> 00:00:24,576 ♪ AND HE SHOWS THEM 7 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:27,303 ♪ PEARLY WHITE 8 00:00:27,337 --> 00:00:29,926 ♪ JUST A JACKKNIFE 9 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,240 ♪ HAS OLD MACHEATH, BABE 10 00:00:33,274 --> 00:00:35,656 ♪ AND HE KEEPS IT-- [MAN] THAT'S ME. 11 00:00:35,690 --> 00:00:37,692 ♪ OUT OF SIGHT 12 00:00:37,727 --> 00:00:39,418 BACK IN THE DAY. 13 00:00:39,453 --> 00:00:42,456 BACK WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULD ALL STILL HAPPEN. 14 00:00:42,490 --> 00:00:45,528 I TRIED TO PUT TOGETHER A BIOPIC ABOUT BOBBY DARIN-- 15 00:00:45,562 --> 00:00:47,323 ONE OF THE ALL-TIME GREATS. 16 00:00:47,357 --> 00:00:49,842 STARRING, WHO ELSE? ME. 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,433 AS A PROMO, WE EVEN GOT A MAKEUP GIRL, 18 00:00:54,468 --> 00:00:57,540 AND I BELTED OUT "MAC THE KNIFE" ON BETA SP. 19 00:00:57,574 --> 00:01:00,129 ♪ NEVER A TRACE OF RED 20 00:01:03,718 --> 00:01:06,204 AND THIS IS WAY BACK WHEN VIDEO WAS EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW? 21 00:01:07,308 --> 00:01:08,827 BACK IN THE EARLY '90s. 22 00:01:08,861 --> 00:01:10,967 BACK BEFORE JUST ANY IDIOT WITH A VIDEO CAMERA 23 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:12,486 COULD GO OUT AND SHOOT A MOVIE. 24 00:01:12,520 --> 00:01:17,111 ♪ SOMEONE'S SNEAKIN' AROUND THE CORNER ♪ 25 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:20,149 AND THAT SONG. IT WAS RIGHT IN MY WHEELHOUSE. 26 00:01:23,704 --> 00:01:25,602 I DON'T KNOW WHY I KEPT ON VIEWING THAT TAPE. 27 00:01:27,052 --> 00:01:29,192 IT WAS LIKE I WAS PICKING AT SCABS. 28 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:33,162 ♪ WELL, CEMENT BAG JUST DROOPIN' ON DOWN ♪ 29 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:35,025 I USED TO DO IT A LOT. 30 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:39,375 ♪ OH, THAT CEMENT IS JUST, IT'S THERE FOR THE WEIGHT, DEAR ♪ 31 00:01:39,409 --> 00:01:41,825 FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN A THING 32 00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:45,174 ABOUT MY LIFE-- WHENEVER I'M SINKING INTO A HOLE, 33 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:47,003 IT CAUSED ME TO WALLOW IN MY MEMORIES 34 00:01:47,037 --> 00:01:49,281 OF WHAT I "COULDA, SHOULDA" DONE. 35 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:53,320 IT WAS A CYCLICAL THING. 36 00:01:53,354 --> 00:01:54,942 A VICIOUS CIRCLE. 37 00:01:54,976 --> 00:01:59,119 [BUZZING] 38 00:02:00,292 --> 00:02:03,847 ♪ JUST LIKE A SAILOR 39 00:02:03,882 --> 00:02:08,887 ♪ COULD IT BE OUR BOY DONE SOMETHING RASH ♪ 40 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,924 ♪ AH, JENNY DIVER HO, HO ♪ 41 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:13,271 ♪ WELL, SHE DIS-- 42 00:02:38,675 --> 00:02:41,161 THIS IS ME ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. 43 00:02:41,195 --> 00:02:43,749 JUST BEFORE ALL THIS... CHANGE. 44 00:02:53,690 --> 00:02:55,830 IF I EVER NEEDED A DECENT NIGHT'S SLEEP, 45 00:02:55,865 --> 00:02:57,418 IT WAS THEN. 46 00:02:57,453 --> 00:03:00,594 BECAUSE THIS, FROM THE GIT-GO, 47 00:03:00,628 --> 00:03:03,769 WAS DESTINED TO BE THE WORST SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE. 48 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:07,980 I MEAN, THIS WAS THE END OF DAYS. 49 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:18,991 I WAS PRACTICALLY A SHUT-IN. 50 00:03:19,026 --> 00:03:21,304 I COULDN'T RISK RUNNING INTO EDDIE, MY LANDLORD, 51 00:03:21,339 --> 00:03:22,926 WHO LIVES RIGHT NEXT DOOR-- 52 00:03:22,961 --> 00:03:24,756 'CAUSE I HADN'T PAID THE POOR GUY HIS RENT 53 00:03:24,790 --> 00:03:26,689 IN OVER HALF A YEAR. 54 00:03:28,138 --> 00:03:30,279 AHH. 55 00:03:30,313 --> 00:03:33,489 [GROANS] GET UP TODAY, YOU IDIOT. 56 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:41,151 I HATED THE SUN. HATED SWEATING UNDER MY MAN-BOOBS. 57 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:44,879 I'D JUST BEEN THROUGH AN ARBITRATION, 58 00:03:44,914 --> 00:03:46,881 AND I WAS DUE A FINANCIAL SETTLEMENT FOR SOME WORK 59 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,953 I'D BEEN STIFFED ON ALMOST A YEAR BEFORE. 60 00:03:49,988 --> 00:03:52,473 MY LAWYER SAID, "THEY'LL PAY." 61 00:03:52,508 --> 00:03:55,649 IT WAS TAKING FOREVER TO COLLECT. 62 00:03:55,683 --> 00:03:58,030 AND I WAS DYING SLOWLY OF STRANGULATION. 63 00:04:12,942 --> 00:04:15,358 [CHUCKLES] 85. 64 00:04:15,393 --> 00:04:17,740 THAT'S NICE. 65 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:23,918 I HADN'T ACTUALLY, REALLY SLEPT IN ABOUT SIX MONTHS. 66 00:04:27,405 --> 00:04:29,338 [SIGHS] 67 00:04:33,134 --> 00:04:35,205 I WOULD LATER, WITH MY EYES CLOSED, 68 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:39,279 BUT THAT WASN'T SLEEPING-- IT WAS CHECKING MY EYELIDS FOR CRACKS. 69 00:04:39,313 --> 00:04:41,729 I WAS JUST SO TWEAKED ABOUT MONEY. 70 00:04:45,423 --> 00:04:49,254 MY DAD. GOD BLESS HIM. 71 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,740 HE WAS A CROONER WITH THE BIG BANDS, BACK IN THE '40s. 72 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:54,604 MY DAD MUST BE ROLLING OVER IN HIS GRAVE, 73 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:58,367 KNOWING THAT NO-ONE IN HIS FAMILY SINGS ANYMORE. 74 00:04:58,401 --> 00:05:00,955 BUT HONESTLY, WHAT DO WE HAVE TO SING ABOUT? 75 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:07,099 MIKE HADN'T COME HOME THAT NIGHT. [CHUCKLES] 76 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:10,379 I KEPT FORGETTING. HE'S NOT A LITTLE KID ANYMORE. 77 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:27,810 HI. 78 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:29,743 HI. 79 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:33,229 DID YOU SLEEP? MM-HMM. 80 00:05:33,263 --> 00:05:36,439 LIKE, 10 OR 20 MINUTES. 81 00:05:36,474 --> 00:05:38,752 THE REST OF THE TIME YOU WATCHED ME SLEEP? 82 00:05:38,786 --> 00:05:41,996 YES. [LAUGHING] CREEPY. 83 00:05:42,031 --> 00:05:44,136 YOU WERE AWAKE FOR MOST OF IT. 84 00:05:44,171 --> 00:05:47,968 YEAH. I REMEMBER. 85 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:50,419 YEAH. I ALWAYS GOTTA LIMP THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY. 86 00:05:50,453 --> 00:05:55,355 MY DAYS.OH, YOU POOR THING! 87 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:59,324 HEY. NEXT TIME YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE 18 TIMES IN A SIX-HOUR PERIOD, 88 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:01,084 I'LL REMIND YOU OF THIS CONVERSATION. 89 00:06:01,119 --> 00:06:03,121 WHAT? BUT... I'M NOT COMPLAINING. 90 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:04,985 OH, SURE, YOU'RE COMPLAINING. 91 00:06:05,019 --> 00:06:08,506 NO, THAT'S A GOOD DAY. IT'S A BLISSFUL FOG. 92 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:12,268 MAYBE SOME COFFEE WILL HELP THAT. 93 00:06:12,302 --> 00:06:15,167 IT'S TONY DURAN. I'M CALLING ABOUT THE PACKAGES I SENT YOU LAST WEEK 94 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:17,618 REGARDING A PREMIER SALES CONFERENCE HERE IN PALM SPRINGS. 95 00:06:17,653 --> 00:06:20,103 RIGHT NOW, I'M LOOKING OUT MY WINDOW 96 00:06:20,138 --> 00:06:22,520 AT THE SNOW-CAPPED MOUNTAINS IN PALM SPRINGS, AND RIGHT HERE, 97 00:06:22,554 --> 00:06:25,488 ON THE FLOOR, IT'S 85 DEGREES. 85 DEGREES, MR. PEPPER. GO AHEAD. 98 00:06:25,523 --> 00:06:27,041 GOOD LUCK. MM-HMM. 99 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:29,147 SO, THERE'S NO SENSE IN SUGAR-COATING IT, 100 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:32,633 UNLESS I WAS GOING TO EAT IT-- I WASN'T CUDDLY, OR HUSKY, OR-- 101 00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:34,808 TAKE IT FROM TONY. YOU OWE IT TO YOURSELF. 102 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:36,499 FRIGGIN' BIG-BONED. 103 00:06:36,534 --> 00:06:39,019 CHAMPIONSHIP BREAKFAST, HUH? LET'S GO. 104 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:41,366 COME ON, HUH? DADDY'S MAKING LIGHT. 105 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,438 AND I GUESS I WAS PRONE TO SOME PRETTY BAD HABITS. 106 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:48,166 MM-HMM. ALL RIGHT. I CAN ASK TO PUT YOUR GROUP IN ELVIS'S HONEYMOON HIDEAWAY. 107 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,168 RIGHT WHERE HE AND PRISCILLA STAYED WHEN THEY GOT MARRIED. 108 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,687 YEAH! OH, YEAH, PEOPLE LOVE IT. 109 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:55,345 PEOPLE SAY, "AW, GEEZ LOUISE. I LET MYSELF GO." 110 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,140 HEY, HEY. CONNOR! CONNOR. 111 00:06:57,175 --> 00:06:58,659 WHAT KIND OF A STUPID EUPHEMISM IS THAT? 112 00:06:58,694 --> 00:07:00,730 "I LET MYSELF GO"? 113 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:03,561 THAT'S A PHRASE I MIGHT USE TO DESCRIBE GIVING MYSELF PERMISSION 114 00:07:03,595 --> 00:07:05,563 TO PEE OUT IN THE YARD. 115 00:07:05,597 --> 00:07:08,393 TONY DURAN, COACHELLA RESORT CREW. 116 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,257 HERE WE GO. DIALING FOR DOLLARS. 117 00:07:10,291 --> 00:07:12,639 THIS WAS THE END OF THE WORST YEAR I EVER LIVED THROUGH. 118 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:14,641 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT, LIKE, WHEN MY WIFE LEFT 119 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:16,574 OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT-- THAT WAS EASY SHIT. 120 00:07:16,608 --> 00:07:18,058 I MEAN, I WAS RELIEVED WHEN THAT HAPPENED. 121 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:20,198 WEATHER HERE? BETTER ALL YEAR ROUND. 122 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:23,166 THIS WAS ONE OF THE WORST YEARS AMERICA HAD EVER LIVED THROUGH. 123 00:07:23,201 --> 00:07:24,892 A GUY LIKE ME, HANGING ON BY FINGERNAILS, 124 00:07:24,927 --> 00:07:27,170 DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE TO TURN TO OR BELIEVE IN, 125 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:29,518 BECAUSE EVERYBODY WAS SCREWED. 126 00:07:29,552 --> 00:07:31,485 YEAH. SURE, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 127 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,762 THINK ABOUT US NEXT YEAR TOO, WILL YA? 128 00:07:32,797 --> 00:07:34,177 EVEN THE RICH PEOPLE I KNEW. 129 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:36,179 CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? 130 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:39,113 NO ENGLISH? I CAN'T SPEAK SPANISH, NO. 131 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:43,117 YEAH. OKAY. NEXT WEEK. I'LL CALL YOU NEXT WEEK. FUCK! 132 00:07:43,152 --> 00:07:46,500 IT INFURIATED ME, THAT A FEW GREEDY, MATERIALISTIC BASTARDS 133 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:49,607 HAD RUINED OUR COUNTRY. 134 00:07:49,641 --> 00:07:51,022 DON'T GET ME STARTED. 135 00:07:51,056 --> 00:07:54,715 ALL RIGHT. YEAH. I'LL CALL YOU BACK. 136 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,165 FUCK! 137 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:05,554 [KNOCKING ON DOOR]OH, JESUS. 138 00:08:05,588 --> 00:08:08,729 YOU KNOW, EDDIE? YOU GOT TO AT LEAST GIVE ME A COUPLE OF DAYS, MAN. 139 00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:12,112 - GOOD MORNING, SIR. - HUH? 140 00:08:12,146 --> 00:08:14,321 I'M SELLING CHOCOLATE BARS. 141 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:17,497 THANKS, BUT NO THANKS, KID. 142 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,602 FOR MY LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM. THEY'RE TRYING TO RAISE MONEY 143 00:08:19,637 --> 00:08:21,570 FOR THE TOURNAMENT. 144 00:08:21,604 --> 00:08:24,124 WHAT DAY IS THIS, KID? HOW COME YOU'RE NOT IN SCHOOL? 145 00:08:24,158 --> 00:08:25,332 'CAUSE IT'S SPRING BREAK. 146 00:08:27,299 --> 00:08:29,301 JEEZ. 147 00:08:29,336 --> 00:08:31,269 YOU KNOW... [SIGHS] 148 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:32,822 I CAN'T, KID. I CAN'T. 149 00:08:42,936 --> 00:08:44,800 WAIT. KID, COME HERE A SECOND. 150 00:08:48,217 --> 00:08:51,185 HOW MUCH ARE THE CHOCOLATE BARS?TWO DOLLARS. 151 00:08:53,118 --> 00:08:54,672 JUST WAIT HERE A SECOND. 152 00:09:03,163 --> 00:09:05,372 AH! HOLD ON, KID! 153 00:09:05,406 --> 00:09:07,754 I GOT TO ACCESS THE VAULT! 154 00:09:07,788 --> 00:09:10,170 CALLING MY FINANCIAL CONSULTANTS. 155 00:09:23,735 --> 00:09:25,254 HOW MUCH WE GOT THERE? 156 00:09:29,223 --> 00:09:31,501 THERE'S A CANADIAN NICKEL I CAN'T TAKE. 157 00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:33,469 OKAY. 158 00:09:33,503 --> 00:09:38,681 TWO... THIRTY... FIVE. 159 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:41,339 IT'S ONLY TWO DOLLARS. 160 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,893 - KEEP THE CHANGE, KID. - WHAT FOR? 161 00:09:43,928 --> 00:09:46,586 - YOU'RE GONNA WIN, AREN'T YOU? - I HOPE SO. 162 00:09:46,620 --> 00:09:48,380 THEN THAT'S FOR YOUR VICTORY CELEBRATION. 163 00:09:49,865 --> 00:09:52,315 THANKS, MISTER. 164 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,317 YEAH. 165 00:09:54,352 --> 00:09:55,871 NOW GET OUTTA HERE! 166 00:09:59,081 --> 00:10:01,497 DO YOU THINK YOUR DAD'LL, LIKE, 167 00:10:01,531 --> 00:10:04,327 BE MAD THAT YOU'RE SPENDING SO MUCH TIME OVER HERE? 168 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:06,502 WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 169 00:10:06,536 --> 00:10:10,057 I DON'T KNOW. IT JUST SEEMS LIKE HE REALLY DOESN'T APPROVE. 170 00:10:10,092 --> 00:10:12,750 MM. IT'S TRUE. HE DOESN'T. 171 00:10:12,784 --> 00:10:15,338 IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A COUGAR. [LAUGHS] 172 00:10:15,373 --> 00:10:17,513 ME, I'M A CUB. SHUT UP! 173 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:19,826 I KNOW HE THINKS THAT. 174 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:24,451 UH... HONESTLY, I DON'T EVEN THINK THAT HE NOTICED THAT I'M GONE. 175 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:29,042 YOU KNOW? I LOVE MY DAD, IT'S JUST... 176 00:10:29,076 --> 00:10:32,459 BEEN SCRAMBLING. 177 00:10:32,493 --> 00:10:35,186 SO I GOT DRESSED WITHOUT SHOWERING OR CHANGING MY UNDERWEAR 178 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:38,638 FROM THE DAY BEFORE-- OR EVEN SO MUCH AS BRUSHING MY TEETH. 179 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:44,367 EVERY DAY, I WENT TO THE MAILBOX, HOPING TO FIND THAT CHECK 180 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,404 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 181 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,925 BUT NOT TODAY. DAMN! 182 00:10:51,581 --> 00:10:54,136 HEY, TONY! TONY! T! 183 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:55,378 HA? 184 00:10:55,413 --> 00:10:57,311 OH, HI, EDDIE. WHAT'S GOING ON? 185 00:10:57,346 --> 00:10:59,659 WHAT'S THE NEWS, MAN?YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT. 186 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,144 UH, KINGMAN JUST CALLED!AW, TONY... 187 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,802 YEAH, HE SAID IT'S ALL SETTLED, IN MY FAVOR. 188 00:11:04,836 --> 00:11:06,666 AND THEY GOT TO PAY UP REAL QUICK, OR THEY'RE IN TROUBLE WITH THE ARBITRATOR. 189 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,460 ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE. 190 00:11:08,495 --> 00:11:11,153 SO YOU GOT TO THINK. KINGMAN'S GOT NO REASON TO BULLSHIT ME, 191 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:13,327 BECAUSE HE'S GOT A LIEN ON THIS FOR HIS FEES TOO. 192 00:11:13,362 --> 00:11:15,985 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?YEAH. 193 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:17,815 YEAH. YEAH, I MEAN, THANK GOD, MAN, RIGHT? 194 00:11:17,849 --> 00:11:19,402 RIGHT. RIGHT. LISTEN, LISTEN. 195 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:22,060 I REALLY APPRECIATE HOW PATIENT YOU'VE BEEN WITH ME. 196 00:11:22,095 --> 00:11:24,476 OKAY? IT'S GONNA FEEL GREAT TO BE ALL PAID UP. 197 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:27,100 HO! TELL ME ABOUT IT! THE FIRST THING WHEN THAT MONEY COMES IN, 198 00:11:27,134 --> 00:11:29,447 I'M GOING DOWN TO THAT ASIAN MASSAGE PLACE DOWN ON DATE PALM? 199 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:30,897 YOU KNOW THAT PLACE? 200 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:33,623 IT IS FANTASTIC HOW THEY HANDLE YOU, 201 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,764 I MEAN, YOU CAN GET A GUY OR GIRL, I MEAN, 202 00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:37,973 YOU KNOW, I'LL GET A GUY, BUT YOU CAN GET A GIRL, 203 00:11:38,007 --> 00:11:39,940 IF YOU WANT, BUT... 204 00:11:39,975 --> 00:11:42,598 WHATEVER YOUR SITUATION IS, THEY HANDLE IT, 205 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:45,083 AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, MAN, [STUTTERS] 206 00:11:45,118 --> 00:11:47,810 I COULD REALLY USE IT!WELL, MAN, THEN I GUESS 207 00:11:47,845 --> 00:11:49,639 THAT'LL BE OUR PLAN, RIGHT? 208 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,849 ALL I KNOW IS, AT FIRST, IT'S JUST GONNA BE GREAT 209 00:11:51,883 --> 00:11:55,266 TO PAY OFF A WHOLE BUNCH OF BILLS, AND YOU'RE ON TOP OF THAT LIST. 210 00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:57,717 OKAY? I-I GOTTA RUN. OKAY? 211 00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,339 I'LL TALK TO YOU. THANKS, EDDIE. THANKS. 212 00:11:59,373 --> 00:12:01,030 TONY. TONY, YOU LET ME KNOW. 213 00:12:01,065 --> 00:12:02,722 YEAH! YEAH! FIRST CLASS. 214 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:12,697 BAD DAY ALREADY, BUT I'D MADE A DECISION... 215 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:15,217 THAT WOULD SEND ME ON A SLIDE, STRAIGHT INTO THE SHITTER. 216 00:12:24,019 --> 00:12:25,710 HEY, MIKE. 217 00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,229 YEAH, HOW YOU DOING? WHAT'S UP? 218 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:30,059 UH, ACTUALLY, A LOT.GOOD STUFF. 219 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,716 YOU DIDN'T COME HOME LAST NIGHT. 220 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,304 NO, I DIDN'T. I WAS-- 221 00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:34,961 SPENDING THE NIGHT AT CHERYL'S HOUSE. OH. 222 00:12:34,995 --> 00:12:36,963 THAT'S GOOD. 223 00:12:36,997 --> 00:12:39,482 NAH! NO. GREAT. DAMN IT! 224 00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:40,794 I JUST GOT TO GET MY ARMS AROUND THE FACT 225 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:42,382 THAT YOU'RE DATING AN OLDER WOMAN. 226 00:12:42,416 --> 00:12:44,418 SHE'S 23, SO SHE'S NOT--YOU'RE 19. 227 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:46,006 BUT L-- I DIDN'T COME HERE TO FIGHT. 228 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:47,905 WELL, WHAT DID YOU COME HERE FOR? 229 00:12:47,939 --> 00:12:50,770 WHAT, I CAN'T SEE YOU? YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOME ALL WEEK. 230 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,496 YEAH. IT'S REALLY BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BE THERE 231 00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:56,016 WHEN YOUR ELECTRICITY GETS TURNED OFF. 232 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:58,191 YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHY I CAME. 233 00:12:59,537 --> 00:13:02,367 DAD, I PAY YOU RENT. OKAY? I PAY YOU RENT, 234 00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:04,024 AND I DON'T EVEN SLEEP THERE ANYMORE. 235 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:06,578 I KNOW, MIKE. AND IT ALL WENT INTO THE BLACK HOLE. 236 00:13:06,613 --> 00:13:08,615 OH, JESUS CHRIST. LOOK. 237 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,720 I GOTTA-- I GOTTA SAVE THE HOUSE. 238 00:13:10,755 --> 00:13:14,517 OKAY? I BEEN PAYING EDDIE ON THIS LEASE-OPTION THING. 239 00:13:14,552 --> 00:13:17,210 I GOT $40,000 OF CASH EQUITY IN THIS HOUSE, OKAY? 240 00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:19,246 I CAN'T LOSE IT. YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL I GOT. 241 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:21,248 IT'S YOUR INHERITANCE. 242 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,181 I KNOW CHERYL'S PROBABLY A GREAT GIRL. 243 00:13:23,216 --> 00:13:25,735 WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU LEAVE, AND YOU NEED A PLACE TO GO? 244 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:28,531 I'VE GOT TO HAVE THE HOUSE SO I CAN TAKE YOU IN. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 245 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:30,706 YEAH. I DO. I-I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 246 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:33,709 NOW LISTEN, MAN. I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 247 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:37,747 YOU'RE WORKING. YOU ARE. NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE. 248 00:13:37,782 --> 00:13:39,542 WHAT ABOUT YOU? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A JOB? 249 00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:42,062 YEAH. I AM. 250 00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:45,065 YOU KNOW I CAN'T TAKE SOME $15-AN-HOUR JOB, 251 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,964 OR SOME 40-HOUR-A-WEEK GIG, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 252 00:13:46,998 --> 00:13:48,966 I GOT TO MAKE SOME BIG COMMISSIONS. OH. 253 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,554 I NEED SIX, SEVEN GRAND A MONTH, JUST TO PAY SOME BILLS OFF. 254 00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:52,762 YOU KNOW? 255 00:13:54,350 --> 00:13:56,939 IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT STORM, MAN, YOU KNOW? 256 00:13:56,974 --> 00:14:00,425 THE DIVORCE, YOUR MOM-- THE ECONOMY-- 257 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:02,289 IT JUST ALL BLEW UP IN MY FACE. 258 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:05,845 YOU GOT ANYTHING IN RESERVE? 259 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,612 I GOT-- I GOT 400 BUCKS. 260 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,476 DAD, TO GIVE YOU... UM, 261 00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:18,512 YOU KNOW, JUST TO PAY NEXT MONTH'S... 262 00:14:18,547 --> 00:14:21,999 NO, THAT'S GREAT. AND THEN, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY ME ON THE 1ST, OKAY? 263 00:14:23,103 --> 00:14:24,346 YEAH. THAT'S OKAY. 264 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:26,348 UM... 265 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:29,592 DID YOU WANT IT NOW? BECAUSE THERE'S AN ATM MACHINE. 266 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:31,629 [SIGHS] YEAH. 267 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,458 OKAY. UH, YEAH. 268 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:37,669 THANKS, MIKE. 269 00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:40,603 [SIGHS] I ASKED FOR THE MONEY TO PAY THE ELECTRIC BILL? 270 00:14:40,638 --> 00:14:42,709 BUT THAT WAS A LIE. 271 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:46,299 I HAD IT IN MIND TO BREAK OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE PLACE I'D GOTTEN INTO. 272 00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:48,163 I HAD A WAY TO MAKE SOME MONEY, 273 00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,199 BUT I NEEDED ABOUT TWO GRAND TO DO IT. 274 00:15:02,211 --> 00:15:04,386 THAT'S WHAT I GOT. FIVE HUNDRED BUCKS? 275 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,009 [SIGHS] THANKS, SON. YEAH. 276 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:08,873 DAD, UM... 277 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,082 [SOB] LOVE YOU, DAD. 278 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,293 AHH. 279 00:15:15,328 --> 00:15:16,916 SO WHY DON'T YOU BRING CHERYL OVER TO THE HOUSE? 280 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,745 I WILL, IF YOU'D TRY TO BE NICE. 281 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:20,678 I'M ALWAYS NICE, MIKE. 282 00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:23,025 IN MY WAY.YEAH. SURE. 283 00:15:23,060 --> 00:15:24,958 YOU PULL OUT YOUR GUITAR, AND WE'LL DO THE OLD ACT. 284 00:15:24,993 --> 00:15:26,856 YEAH. YEAH, I WILL. I WILL. 285 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:28,686 OKAY. UM... 286 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,412 I GOT A-- I GOT A POSTCARD IN THE MAIL FROM MOM. 287 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:32,517 A LETTER FROM THE BEACH? 288 00:15:32,552 --> 00:15:35,348 WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT? SINCE WE HAVE A CONFERENCE WITH HER-- 289 00:15:35,382 --> 00:15:38,661 SHE'S AT THE BEACH. IN CANCUN. 290 00:15:38,696 --> 00:15:41,492 YEAH. I'M SORRY. SHE'S AT THE BEACH IN... 291 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:42,907 CANCUN. 292 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,772 [MAN] COME ON! UM, 293 00:15:45,806 --> 00:15:48,671 I-- GO PAY THE BILL.YEAH. 294 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,535 OKAY. THANKS, SON. 295 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:53,090 SURE. IN THIS WORLD, THERE AREN'T TOO MANY MISTAKES 296 00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:56,679 WORSE THAN PUTTING YOUR OWN KID IN THE POSITION OF HAVING TO BE THE PARENT. 297 00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:58,958 IT SUCKS PRETTY BAD. 298 00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,444 FOR MOST OF US, THIS HAPPENS WHEN WE'RE BLISSFULLY DEMENTED IN OUR OLD AGE. 299 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,273 I'M JEALOUS OF THOSE PEOPLE. 300 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,586 BUT THE DAY WAS YOUNG, AND I STILL HAD WHOLE, NEW HORIZONS 301 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:08,933 OF DICK-HEADEDNESS TO EXPLORE. 302 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,452 TO GET THE REST OF THE MONEY, 303 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,902 I SAW MY OLD FRIEND JERRY BRAILL. 304 00:16:12,937 --> 00:16:15,767 HE WAS THE ONLY GUY I KNEW WHO WASN'T WIPED OUT. 305 00:16:15,802 --> 00:16:17,390 JERRY WAS AN OLD SCHOOL COMEDIAN, 306 00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:19,288 FROM THE CATSKILLS TO ED SULLIVAN, 307 00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,083 TO VEGAS, TO HOLLYWOOD, 308 00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:24,052 AND THEN LATER, AN ETERNITY IN DINNER THEATER. 309 00:16:24,086 --> 00:16:28,746 HE WAS LONG RETIRED, BUT HE'D REALLY BEEN AROUND. 310 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:31,024 THE THING IS, JERRY USED TO BE COURT JESTER 311 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:33,613 TO SOME REALLY NOTORIOUS MOB GUYS. 312 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:35,063 I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY OF THEM ARE STILL AROUND 313 00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:36,996 TO ANSWER A CALL. 314 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:40,102 H-HEY! THERE HE IS. 315 00:16:40,137 --> 00:16:42,587 HI, JERRY.WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN? 316 00:16:42,622 --> 00:16:45,280 I WAS HALF-EXPECTING A REPORT IN THE NEWS. 317 00:16:45,314 --> 00:16:47,799 WHAT? THE NEIGHBORS CALLED, COMPLAINING. 318 00:16:47,834 --> 00:16:52,321 THEY FIND YOU WHILE INVESTIGATING THE CADAVEROUS WAFT. 319 00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,806 THEY FIND YOUR DOG SITTING LIKE HENRY VIII, 320 00:16:54,841 --> 00:16:56,981 WITH YOUR DRUMSTICK IN HIS MOUTH. 321 00:16:57,016 --> 00:17:00,605 COME ON! WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW THERE'S NO QUESTION WHERE WE'D FIND YOU. 322 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:03,229 NEVER. MANHATTAN IN THE DESERT. 323 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:06,922 STORY OF MY LIFE. "MANHATTAN IN THE DESERT." 324 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:09,028 OY. SO YOU DISAPPEARED? 325 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:12,962 YEAH, I KNOW. HEY, I-- 326 00:17:12,997 --> 00:17:15,482 YOU GOT A MINUTE?YEAH, I'M DONE. SIT. 327 00:17:15,517 --> 00:17:18,865 THANKS. YOU MAKE QUITE A STYLISH FIGURE HERE 328 00:17:18,899 --> 00:17:20,280 THIS MORNING. 329 00:17:20,315 --> 00:17:22,144 HIYA. COFFEE? 330 00:17:22,179 --> 00:17:25,975 UH, YEAH, SURE. I'LL HAVE SOME COFFEE. 331 00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:28,461 YOU LIKE THAT.WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 332 00:17:28,495 --> 00:17:30,428 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DO I MEAN?" 333 00:17:30,463 --> 00:17:33,259 IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION. YOU GOT DROOL ON YOUR CHIN. 334 00:17:33,293 --> 00:17:36,055 YOU MEAN, HER? 335 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,816 SHE'S BEEN MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, LIKE, THE LAST TWO YEARS. 336 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:42,130 OKAY? AND I HAVEN'T EVEN SAID HELLO YET. 337 00:17:42,164 --> 00:17:45,512 I WANT TO KISS EVERY LAST CENTIMETER OF-- 338 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:48,688 ACTUALLY, WHEN I SAY "KISS," I MEAN LICK. 339 00:17:48,722 --> 00:17:50,483 I'M SURE. 340 00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,381 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M PRETTY SURE SHE'S SINGLE. 341 00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,314 SHE DEFINITELY IS. 342 00:17:54,349 --> 00:17:55,557 I TRIED. [LAUGHS] 343 00:17:55,591 --> 00:17:57,904 YOU OLD DOG. 344 00:17:57,938 --> 00:18:00,734 HOW'D SHE TURN YOU DOWN? 345 00:18:00,769 --> 00:18:04,738 SHE OPINED THAT THE TIMES HAD NOT YET GOTTEN THAT HARD. 346 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:07,534 TO WHICH I RESPONDED, THAT I HAD. 347 00:18:07,569 --> 00:18:10,054 YOU DESERVED IT. 348 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,926 SHE HAS A DAUGHTER, YOU KNOW? SO? 349 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:22,756 SO, YOU JUST DON'T INDISCRIMINATELY 350 00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,345 LICK ON LADIES WHO HAVE YOUNG CHILDREN. 351 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:30,039 READY TO ORDER?UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 352 00:18:30,074 --> 00:18:33,319 IF IT'S OKAY WITH YOU, I MIGHT JUST-- JUST HAVE SOME COFFEE. 353 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:37,909 COFFEE IN A COFFEE SHOP. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 354 00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:40,395 I AM, BELIEVE ME. 355 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,638 SO WHAT'S UP? 356 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,435 THINGS HAVE GOTTEN A LITTLE TOUGH LATELY, JERRY. 357 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:53,856 HOW MUCH? YOU KNOW, JERRY. IT'S JUST NOT THAT EASY, MAN. 358 00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:55,617 YOU'VE BEEN MY OLDEST FRIEND OUT HERE IN THE DESERT. 359 00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:57,895 YOU GOT ME MY FIRST JOB. I DON'T WANT TO STEP ALL OVER THAT. 360 00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,793 IT'S JUST-- 361 00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:02,210 I-I CAN'T GET ANYTHING FROM BACK HOME RIGHT NOW, MAN. 362 00:19:02,244 --> 00:19:04,902 AND UH... I'M FLYING WITHOUT A NET. 363 00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:08,595 I KNOW. THESE ARE TOUGH DAYS. 364 00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:11,771 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS MANAGED TO BE ABLE TO PAY YOU BACK BEFORE. 365 00:19:11,805 --> 00:19:13,945 AND I MEAN, I KNOW SOMETIMES IT'S TAKEN A WHILE, BUT... 366 00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:17,742 BUT I ALWAYS GOT YOU YOUR MONEY BACK, A-AND YOU MADE SOME, TOO. YOU KNOW? 367 00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:23,507 DO I WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS? NO. 368 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:27,200 HOW MUCH? UH... 369 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:29,168 WELL, I GOT PART OF IT, SEE, BUT-- 370 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:33,896 BUT BASICALLY IT'S A-- I CAN TURN TWO GRAND INTO SIX THOUSAND DOLLARS 371 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:36,140 AND HAVE ENOUGH TO PAY YOU SOME VIG, 372 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,625 AND PAY OFF A BIG PILE OF MY BILLS. NOT ALL OF THEM. 373 00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:41,180 BUT I COULD AT LEAST KEEP MY EYEBALLS ABOVE THE FLOOD FOR A WHILE. 374 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:44,079 AND THIS IS SOMETHING I MIGHT BE ABLE TO DO MONTH TO MONTH. 375 00:19:44,113 --> 00:19:45,977 WHAT KIND OF VIG? 376 00:19:46,012 --> 00:19:47,669 FIVE HUNDRED. FLAT. 377 00:19:47,703 --> 00:19:50,223 HOW LONG? TWO, THREE DAYS. 378 00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:53,916 TWO DAYS, TO TURN TWO GRAND INTO SIX? 379 00:19:53,951 --> 00:19:56,747 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT IS, DO I? 380 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,990 NO. 381 00:19:59,025 --> 00:20:01,683 IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT IF I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES 382 00:20:01,717 --> 00:20:04,858 AND BEGGED YOU, THAT I COULD GET YOU TO CHANGE YOUR MIND, 383 00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:08,345 AND ABANDON WHAT COULD ONLY BE A STUPID FUCKING IDEA?NO. 384 00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:12,107 AND ONE THAT'S DEFINITELY GOING TO BLOW UP IN YOUR FACE? 385 00:20:12,141 --> 00:20:17,837 I NEED TO DO THIS, JERRY. 386 00:20:17,871 --> 00:20:20,633 HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU ALREADY HAVE? 387 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:21,944 400 DOLLARS. 388 00:20:21,979 --> 00:20:24,740 SO YOU NEED 16?SIXTEEN HUNDRED. 389 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:28,399 AND I GET FIVE? YEAH. 390 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:41,170 [SIGHS] 391 00:20:41,205 --> 00:20:44,070 JESUS, JERRY. WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH ALL THAT MONEY? 392 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:46,383 YOU JUST ASKED FOR IT. 393 00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:48,316 I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D HAVE IT ON YOU. 394 00:20:48,350 --> 00:20:51,180 I GOT A COUPLE OF GRAND WALKING AROUND MONEY. 395 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:52,975 COUPLE OF GRAND WALKING-AROUND MONEY? 396 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:54,632 YEAH, WHAT DO YOU WALK AROUND WITH? 397 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:56,185 LIKE TWELVE. 398 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,497 TWELVE? 399 00:20:57,532 --> 00:20:59,465 IF YOU GOT TWELVE, WHY DO YOU NEED SIXTEEN? 400 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:02,468 I THOUGHT YOU HAD FOUR. 401 00:21:02,502 --> 00:21:05,540 NOT TWELVE HUNDRED. TWELVE DOLLARS. 402 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:07,749 LIKE I MIGHT NEED A DIET COKE, OR A TWINKIE. 403 00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:09,716 MAYBE A COUPLE GALLONS OF GAS? 404 00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:11,856 OH. THAT'S NOT GOOD. 405 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:14,307 NO, THAT'S NOT GOOD, JERRY. 406 00:21:14,342 --> 00:21:17,206 THE TWINKIE, I ENJOY. BUT NO, IT'S NOT GOOD. 407 00:21:19,623 --> 00:21:22,211 THANKS, JERRY. I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 408 00:21:25,974 --> 00:21:28,045 YEAH, UM... HEY, I'LL SEE YOU. 409 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,633 BYE, TONY. 410 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,743 MY BRILLIANT IDEA WAS SIMPLE: 411 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:39,574 I KNEW WHERE TO SCORE A COUPLE OF OUNCES OF COCAINE. 412 00:21:39,608 --> 00:21:41,852 AT LEAST, I THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. 413 00:21:41,886 --> 00:21:43,405 IT COULD HAVE BEEN SPEED. 414 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,063 BUT HOW SHOULD I KNOW ONE WHITE POWDER FROM ANOTHER? 415 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:48,030 I TASTED IT AT A PARTY A FEW MONTHS EARLIER, 416 00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:50,205 AND IT FELT LIKE COKE ON MY GUMS. 417 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:52,276 ANYWAY, WHATEVER IT WAS, 418 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,796 I ALSO KNEW A WHOLE POPULATION OF RICH GUYS 419 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,349 IN THOSE RESORT COMMUNITIES THAT WERE HAPPY 420 00:21:56,384 --> 00:22:00,077 TO SHOVE ANYTHING UP THEIR NOSES FOR GIGGLES. 421 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:03,252 I WAS ABLE TO JUSTIFY THIS PLAN IN MY BATTERED MORALITY, 422 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,531 BY FIGURING THAT MOST OF THE PEOPLE I'D BE SELLING IT TO 423 00:22:05,565 --> 00:22:07,947 WERE GUYS IN THEIR 60s. 424 00:22:07,981 --> 00:22:09,776 IT WAS SOMEHOW, TO ME, OKAY TO DEAL COKE 425 00:22:09,811 --> 00:22:11,709 IF I COULD BE REASONABLY SURE 426 00:22:11,744 --> 00:22:14,160 THAT IT WOULDN'T FALL INTO THE HANDS OF KIDS. 427 00:22:19,027 --> 00:22:21,650 THESE FOLKS WERE GOING TO FIND THEIR KICKS FROM SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAY. 428 00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:24,446 IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME SELLING IT TO THEM. 429 00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:27,484 IN OTHER WORDS, I WAS A COMPLETE PIECE OF SHIT. 430 00:22:32,972 --> 00:22:35,940 I DON'T KNOW WHY THE HELL I PARKED SO FAR AWAY FROM THE HOUSE. 431 00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,015 I GUESS I FIGURED IF THE PLACE WAS BUSTED WHILE I WAS THERE, 432 00:22:42,050 --> 00:22:43,983 I DIDN'T WANT MY CAR TO GET IMPOUNDED. 433 00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:50,023 WHAT KIND OF DOUCHEBAG LOGIC IS THAT? 434 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:55,512 [BARKING] 435 00:23:04,969 --> 00:23:09,180 I WAS SWEATING MY ASS OFF BY THE TIME I GOT TO THE DOOR. 436 00:23:09,215 --> 00:23:11,838 HEY. UH, DOES ART LIVE HERE? 437 00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:35,344 - CAN I HELP YOU? - YEAH. IS ART HERE? 438 00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:37,381 ART? 439 00:23:41,592 --> 00:23:44,699 - ART! - WHAT? 440 00:23:44,733 --> 00:23:46,666 DO YOU REMEMBER ME? 441 00:23:49,842 --> 00:23:51,706 NO. 442 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,087 YEAH, WE MET AT MY FRIEND DON'S HOUSE? 443 00:23:54,122 --> 00:23:56,676 AT A PARTY? WE TALKED. 444 00:23:56,711 --> 00:23:59,472 - [GLASS BREAKING] - [MOANING INSIDE HOUSE] 445 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:01,992 - SHUT THE FUCK UP! - [MAN] I'M SORRY, MAN! 446 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:05,167 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! 447 00:24:05,202 --> 00:24:08,239 NOT YOU. AND? 448 00:24:10,034 --> 00:24:12,554 YOU HAD SOME STUFF? 449 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:14,936 DID I? 450 00:24:16,213 --> 00:24:18,008 REGULAR SNOW STORM. 451 00:24:18,042 --> 00:24:19,665 [MOTORCYCLE ROARING] 452 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:21,356 CRYSTAL METH. 453 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:23,185 THAT'S DEXTROMETHAMPHETAMINE. 454 00:24:23,220 --> 00:24:24,842 WAS IT? 455 00:24:24,877 --> 00:24:26,430 SEE, I THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. 456 00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:29,295 AND ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING IT WAS COKE. 457 00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:32,609 UH, WHY IS THAT? 458 00:24:32,643 --> 00:24:35,025 YOU KNOW, I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLE MORE UPSCALE. 459 00:24:35,059 --> 00:24:37,406 THAN METH. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 460 00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:41,687 IN BOTH MARKETING AND PERCEPTION. 461 00:24:44,724 --> 00:24:48,521 I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 462 00:24:48,556 --> 00:24:51,869 SEE, COKE IS A SEROTONIN- DOPAMINE REUPTAKE INHIBITOR. 463 00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:53,906 IT'S AN ANESTHETIC AND AN APPETITE SUPPRESSANT. 464 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,253 IT'S TOTALLY ADDICTIVE, WITHOUT ANY UPSIDE. 465 00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:58,048 IT JUST DEADENS AND LEAVES YOU PARANOID. 466 00:24:58,082 --> 00:24:59,981 COKE IS FOR ASSHOLES. 467 00:25:02,362 --> 00:25:04,157 UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU'RE SOME KIND OF A JUNGLE DUDE, 468 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:06,470 YOU'RE LIVING IN PERU OR COLUMBIA. 469 00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:07,954 EATING THE LEAF LIKE NATURE INTENDED, 470 00:25:07,989 --> 00:25:09,956 TO TAKE THE STING OUT OF A LIFE AS A PRIMITIVE MAN, 471 00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,648 LIVING UNDER THE THUMB OF AN OPPRESSIVE REGIME, 472 00:25:11,682 --> 00:25:15,237 WHEN ALL THE REST OF THE WORLD IS WATCHING TELEVISION. 473 00:25:15,272 --> 00:25:18,102 WE HAVE TELEVISION, DON'T WE?YEAH. SURE DO. 474 00:25:18,137 --> 00:25:20,380 I WAS PROBABLY JUST AN ASSHOLE IN THE '90S, HUH? 475 00:25:23,867 --> 00:25:25,558 HEY, ART. 476 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:28,319 HEY, YOU GOT A MINUTE? WE COULD TALK FOR A SECOND? 477 00:25:32,565 --> 00:25:35,292 [SNIFFS] SMELL THAT. SMELLS GOOD, DOESN'T IT? 478 00:25:35,326 --> 00:25:37,259 YEAH. 479 00:25:37,294 --> 00:25:39,952 YOU GO WATCH SOME CARTOONS. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE. 480 00:25:42,506 --> 00:25:44,681 WHAT'S UP, BIG GUY? 481 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:47,028 Y'KNOW, I UH. 482 00:25:47,062 --> 00:25:49,582 I'M THINKING MAYBE I COULD MOVE SOME OF YOUR PRODUCT. 483 00:25:49,617 --> 00:25:51,204 ALL RIGHT? YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE METH? 484 00:25:51,239 --> 00:25:52,481 I MEAN, MAYBE, YOU KNOW, 485 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:55,036 NOT A LOT, BUT LIKE AN OUNCE OR TWO A MONTH? 486 00:25:55,070 --> 00:25:58,108 SEE, I RUN ALL THE MEDIA AND MARKETING FOR ALL THE BIG RESORTS. 487 00:25:58,142 --> 00:26:00,524 SO I GOT A CLIENTELE THAT CAN AFFORD A COUPLE BAD HABITS. 488 00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,491 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 489 00:26:02,526 --> 00:26:05,460 WELL, 490 00:26:05,494 --> 00:26:07,358 METH IS A VERY DEMOCRATIC STIMULANT, YOU KNOW? 491 00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:09,602 AND ANY MOTHER'S SON CAN AFFORD IT. 492 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:13,157 YOU'RE NOT TRYING TO TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT TO INCREASE YOUR CLIENT BASE, ARE YOU? 493 00:26:13,192 --> 00:26:16,989 LOOK, YOU CAN USE ALL THOSE FAGGOTY MARKETING WORDS YOU WANT, 494 00:26:17,023 --> 00:26:19,785 BUT YOU'RE STILL ASKING TO BE A DEALER HERE. 495 00:26:19,819 --> 00:26:21,338 YOU UP FOR THAT, BIG GUY? 496 00:26:21,372 --> 00:26:24,065 IT'S NOT EXACTLY MY FIRST CAREER CHOICE, 497 00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:26,895 BUT I GOTTA DO SOMETHING NOW. 498 00:26:26,930 --> 00:26:28,552 WELL SEE, THAT'S A PROBLEM. 499 00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:32,694 BECAUSE IT IS MY CAREER AND I'M VERY GOOD AT IT. 500 00:26:32,729 --> 00:26:36,146 I MIX UP A MIGHTY TASTY TEA FROM PHARMACEUTICAL GRADE PSEUDOEPHEDRINE, 501 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:38,320 AND I SELL IT FOR A PROFIT. 502 00:26:38,355 --> 00:26:42,393 I PROVIDE THE TWEAKERS OF THIS WORLD WITH A VALUABLE SERVICE. 503 00:26:44,188 --> 00:26:47,882 NOW, THREE THINGS: A GOOD DRUG DEALER DOESN'T GET CAUGHT. 504 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:49,884 HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS TWEAKERS DROPPIN' DEAD ON HIM. 505 00:26:49,918 --> 00:26:53,612 AND HE NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER... 506 00:26:53,646 --> 00:26:56,097 GETS PUT IN A POSITION TO HAVE SOMEBODY KILLED. 507 00:26:56,131 --> 00:26:59,065 AND I HATE IT WHEN SOME STUPID FUCKIN' MOTHERFUCKER 508 00:26:59,100 --> 00:27:01,240 COMES ALONG TO SPOIL IT FOR ME-- YOU GOT IT? 509 00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:05,106 YEAH. YEAH, I GET IT. BUT I THINK WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE. 510 00:27:05,140 --> 00:27:07,418 SEE, I WANT TO KEEP THIS AWAY FROM THE KIDS. 511 00:27:07,453 --> 00:27:09,697 MY CLIENTELE? THEY'RE MORE MATURE. 512 00:27:11,906 --> 00:27:13,770 OH, WELL. 513 00:27:13,804 --> 00:27:15,530 OH GOD, I FEEL BETTER. THANK YOU! 514 00:27:15,564 --> 00:27:17,705 ALL RIGHT, COOL, MAN. ALL RIGHT, THEN WE CAN DO BUSINESS, HUH? 515 00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:21,398 [LAUGHS] JESUS-- 516 00:27:21,432 --> 00:27:25,402 ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? 517 00:27:25,436 --> 00:27:27,404 WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, MAN? 518 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,718 HEY, LET ME JUST TELL YOU SOMETHING, IN CASE YOU'RE WORRIED. 519 00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:33,410 I'M NOT A COP. [LAUGHS HARDER] 520 00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:38,726 HEY! HEY, I GOT TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS, RIGHT HERE. 521 00:27:41,694 --> 00:27:43,040 GIMME THAT. 522 00:27:43,075 --> 00:27:45,905 SIXTEEN HUNDRED IN HUNDREDS, 400 IN TWENTIES. 523 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:48,563 COUNT IT, MAN! COUNT IT! 524 00:27:48,597 --> 00:27:50,599 WHAT? THE MONEY. 525 00:27:50,634 --> 00:27:52,153 WHAT MONEY?THE MONEY I JUST HANDED YOU! 526 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:54,431 INSIDE OVER HERE, 527 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:57,572 I GOT A YOUNG TWEAKER WHO'S ALREADY GIVEN ME ALL HIS WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, 528 00:27:57,606 --> 00:28:00,333 AND HE CAN'T AFFORD ANY MORE CRYSTAL. 529 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,094 NOW, IN A MINUTE, I'M GOING TO WALK IN THERE, 530 00:28:02,128 --> 00:28:04,406 AND I'M GONNA TELL HIM THAT IF HE WANTS A SNOOTFUL, 531 00:28:04,441 --> 00:28:06,512 HE'LL COME OUT HERE WITH A BOX CUTTER 532 00:28:06,546 --> 00:28:08,963 AND HE'LL CARVE YOUR FUCKING FACE UP INTO A DOILY. 533 00:28:08,997 --> 00:28:11,172 NOW YOU BETTER FUCKIN' GET OUTTA HERE! 534 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:19,145 ALAN! BRIAN! 535 00:28:21,561 --> 00:28:26,014 I WAS BEGINNING TO SUSPECT THAT SOMETHING HAD GONE TERRIBLY WRONG. 536 00:28:26,049 --> 00:28:28,741 BUT I JUST STOOD THERE. I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS KIDDING, 537 00:28:28,776 --> 00:28:32,849 AND HE'D BRING ME OUT MY GRAMS, OR WAS IT LIKE A TEST OF SOME KIND, LIKE, HE LIKE-- 538 00:28:32,883 --> 00:28:35,748 THIS GUY WOULDN'T DO BUSINESS WITH SOMEBODY UNLESS HE HAD THE GUTS FOR IT? 539 00:28:35,783 --> 00:28:38,786 OR, IF HE JUST STOLE MY MONEY. 540 00:28:38,820 --> 00:28:41,443 I MEAN, DID HE THINK I'D STAND FOR THAT? 541 00:28:41,478 --> 00:28:43,169 AND THEN IT HIT ME, MORON THAT I AM, 542 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,620 THAT I COULDN'T VERY WELL GO TO THE COPS AND COMPLAIN 543 00:28:45,654 --> 00:28:48,623 THAT THE BIG BAD METH MANUFACTURER HAD STOLEN THE MONEY I'D BORROWED 544 00:28:48,657 --> 00:28:51,799 AT LOAN SHARK RATES TO SCORE WHITE POWDER FOR DISTRIBUTION! 545 00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:57,494 SOMEHOW, I DIDN'T THINK THAT STORY WOULD GENERATE MUCH SYMPATHY 546 00:28:57,528 --> 00:28:59,703 FROM LAW ENFORCEMENT. [ART] BRIAN! 547 00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,463 GET A SHOVEL AND DIG A HOLE! 548 00:29:01,498 --> 00:29:04,743 WE'RE ROASTIN' A FUCKING PIG. 549 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:08,401 BRIAN! GODDAMN IT, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? 550 00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:12,267 [NATIVE AMERICAN CHANTING] 551 00:30:03,456 --> 00:30:05,769 [VOMITING] 552 00:30:10,394 --> 00:30:16,262 ICE CREAM AND PEANUT BUTTER. AND VODKA. 553 00:30:17,505 --> 00:30:19,472 [CRYING] 554 00:30:27,618 --> 00:30:32,761 YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK? 555 00:30:37,352 --> 00:30:40,355 FUCK! YOU LOSER! 556 00:30:41,598 --> 00:30:43,807 LOSER! 557 00:30:45,015 --> 00:30:49,261 WHAT'D I DO? WHAT DID I DO WRONG? 558 00:30:49,295 --> 00:30:51,470 HUH? WHY? 559 00:30:51,504 --> 00:30:53,679 YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST STRANGE. 560 00:30:53,713 --> 00:30:56,613 AFTER A WHILE, YOU KINDA WANT TO HIT BOTTOM. 561 00:30:56,647 --> 00:31:00,686 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST WANT TO GET IT OVER WITH. 562 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,171 YOU GET, I DON'T KNOW, KIND OF BORED. 563 00:31:03,206 --> 00:31:06,243 OF, UH, PLUMMETING. 564 00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:08,211 PLUMMETING CAN BE A DRAG AFTER A WHILE. 565 00:31:23,398 --> 00:31:24,952 FUCK. 566 00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:33,512 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU? 567 00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,311 AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO PAY THE ELECTRICITY. 568 00:31:39,345 --> 00:31:42,141 THE ELECTRICITY'S FINE.NO. THE ELECTRICITY IS OFF! 569 00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:47,698 NO. AW, SHIT! THAT LADY ON THE LINE TOLD ME 570 00:31:47,733 --> 00:31:51,702 I HAD THREE DAYS TO PAY THE BILL, I THINK, YESTERDAY. 571 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:54,705 MAYBE MONDAY. AW... 572 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:58,502 WHY DIDN'T YOU PAY IT?I CAN'T SAY. 573 00:31:58,537 --> 00:32:00,884 EXCEPT I GAVE YOU ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY IT. 574 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:04,646 YEAH. I LOST IT, MIKE. 575 00:32:04,681 --> 00:32:06,545 YOU WHAT? 576 00:32:06,579 --> 00:32:08,892 I LOST IT ALL.WAIT, WAIT A SECOND. WAIT. 577 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,170 HOW? HOW DID YOU LOSE THE MONEY? 578 00:32:11,205 --> 00:32:13,379 I CAN'T SAY.ARE YOU KIDDING ME?. 579 00:32:13,414 --> 00:32:16,175 DAD, THAT'S SO FUCKING MESSED UP. OKAY? YOU NEED-- 580 00:32:16,210 --> 00:32:17,901 YOU NEED TO GET SOME HELP!I KNOW. 581 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:21,146 NO, YOU NEED TO GET HELP!I KNOW, MIKE. 582 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:23,389 I ASKED THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD WHO WOULD HELP ME 583 00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:25,426 TO HELP ME TODAY, AND THEY DID! 584 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,186 AND YOU KNOW, I STILL SCREWED IT UP. 585 00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:30,189 JESUS CHRIST, MAN! OKAY, YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING. 586 00:32:30,224 --> 00:32:31,880 THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO AA. 587 00:32:31,915 --> 00:32:34,262 I'M NOT GOING BACK TO AA! 588 00:32:34,297 --> 00:32:36,609 I GOT ENOUGH TWO WEEK AND FOUR WEEK CHIPS 589 00:32:36,644 --> 00:32:39,336 TO START A POKER GAME, FOR CHRISSAKES! 590 00:32:39,371 --> 00:32:42,408 I GOT TO DO THIS MYSELF. 591 00:32:42,443 --> 00:32:47,620 USUALLY I CAN. WHEN THINGS ARE NOT SO FROZEN. 592 00:32:47,655 --> 00:32:52,522 BUT RIGHT NOW? NOTHING'S WORKING, MAN. 593 00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:55,904 YOU KNOW? AND THOSE GUYS AT AA? COME ON. 594 00:32:55,939 --> 00:32:59,701 THEY HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN 20 YEARS AND THEY'RE STILL BLAMING THEIR SHIT ON ALCOHOL. 595 00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:01,738 THEY GO TO THOSE MEETINGS JUST TO-- JUST TO-- 596 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:04,396 THEY GO TO THE MEETINGS TO STOP FUCKING DRINKING! 597 00:33:04,430 --> 00:33:07,192 THAT'S WHY THEY GO, NOT TO DO ANYTHING ELSE. 598 00:33:07,226 --> 00:33:09,021 AND I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE! 599 00:33:09,056 --> 00:33:10,954 AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD 600 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:12,956 TO ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE AN ISSUE. 601 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,476 BUT GUESS WHAT, MAN, I'M NOT FUCKING DEALING WITH IT ANYMORE. 602 00:33:15,510 --> 00:33:17,926 THAT'S ALL. I'M FUCKING OUTTA HERE, OKAY? 603 00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:19,031 NO. NO, MIKE--I'M FUCKING OUTTA HERE! 604 00:33:19,066 --> 00:33:21,482 DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH ME! 605 00:33:21,516 --> 00:33:25,244 MIKE! MIKE! 606 00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:28,316 I WAS TIRED. I MEAN, RUNNING AWAY FROM THE RANCH 607 00:33:28,351 --> 00:33:31,285 WAS MORE EXERCISE THAN I HAD IN TEN YEARS. 608 00:33:31,319 --> 00:33:35,668 I HONESTLY HAD A HARD TIME LIFTING MY FEET TO TAKE A SINGLE STEP. 609 00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:38,809 AND I COULDN'T IMAGINE FEELING ANY WORSE IN MY CONSCIENCE. 610 00:33:38,844 --> 00:33:44,229 BUT AGAIN, AIMING AT GETTING IT ALL OVER WITH, I WENT TO FINISH IT. 611 00:33:44,263 --> 00:33:48,750 I FELT COMPELLED TO FACE IT, EVEN THOUGH MY WHOLE LIFE HAD TRAINED ME TO RUN AWAY. 612 00:33:48,785 --> 00:33:51,374 SO? 613 00:33:53,548 --> 00:33:55,516 SO, IT WAS JUST LIKE YOU SAID. 614 00:33:58,070 --> 00:33:59,727 I LOST IT ALL. 615 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:06,734 I GOT ROBBED. 616 00:34:11,842 --> 00:34:16,537 YEAH. HOW IT HAPPENED DOESN'T MATTER. 617 00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:18,194 MARIA? SI? 618 00:34:18,228 --> 00:34:21,197 WHISKEY, POR FAVOR. SI,JERRY. 619 00:34:21,231 --> 00:34:25,684 JERRY-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 620 00:34:25,718 --> 00:34:27,962 CHRIST'S SAKE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU-- 621 00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,791 I WENT OUT TO THIS PLACE, AND THESE GUYS ALMOST-- 622 00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:34,727 NO, TONY, NOT TODAY, NOT IN THE LAST 6 HOURS, YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT. 623 00:34:34,762 --> 00:34:36,281 I'M TALKING ABOUT IN YOUR LIFE! 624 00:34:36,315 --> 00:34:39,215 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU? 625 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:40,871 I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY-- 626 00:34:40,906 --> 00:34:43,046 THOUGH DON'T KID YOURSELF, YOU OWE ME 2100, 627 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,841 AND YOU'RE GOING TO PAY EVERY CENT, 628 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:49,052 OR YOU'LL WORK IT OFF FOR ME, AS I DECIDE-- WITHOUT FAIL. 629 00:34:50,847 --> 00:34:52,814 JUST UNDERSTAND THAT MUCH. 630 00:34:52,849 --> 00:34:56,818 BECAUSE I CAN'T CALL A COUPLE OF GUYS WITH BENT NOSES 631 00:34:56,853 --> 00:35:00,167 TO COME AND COLLECT FROM A-- I WON'T SAY LIKE A SON, 632 00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:02,997 MORE LIKE AN IDIOT NEPHEW! 633 00:35:03,031 --> 00:35:08,313 YOU'LL PAY IT OFF BY DOING EXACTLY WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO. 634 00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:09,900 I WILL. I WILL. 635 00:35:11,937 --> 00:35:15,734 SOLAMENTE UNO TAZO, QUERIDA. THIS IDIOT ISN'T DRINKING. 636 00:35:22,775 --> 00:35:26,262 JERRY, I'M SORRY.YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 637 00:35:26,296 --> 00:35:29,368 BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 638 00:35:29,403 --> 00:35:31,508 I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, IT-- 639 00:35:31,543 --> 00:35:33,855 IT JUST CREPT UP ON ME OVER THE LAST SIX MONTHS, 640 00:35:33,890 --> 00:35:35,616 AND THEN ALL OF SUDDEN I WAS JUST SO BROKE-- 641 00:35:35,650 --> 00:35:41,069 NO, MAN, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING, AND YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF! 642 00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:45,143 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT RECENTLY, OR EVEN A FEW YEARS AGO WHEN STACY LEFT. 643 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,593 I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU HAD A SHOT. 644 00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:52,046 BECAUSE I REMEMBER YOU HAD A SHOT. YEAH! 645 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,393 BACK IN HOLLYWOOD. YOU HAD A LITTLE HEAT. 646 00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:56,913 YOU COULDA GONE UP, BUT INSTEAD YOU WENT DOWN, 647 00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,984 AND YOU'VE BEEN BUMPING ALONG THE BOTTOM EVER SINCE. 648 00:35:59,018 --> 00:36:01,883 I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 649 00:36:01,918 --> 00:36:04,852 I'LL TAKE 200 DOLLARS OFF YOUR TAB IF YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH. 650 00:36:06,992 --> 00:36:09,546 THE TRUTH. YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. 651 00:36:09,581 --> 00:36:12,653 THE TRUTH DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MANUFACTURED. IT JUST IS. 652 00:36:12,687 --> 00:36:15,242 YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T ALL HAVE STORIED CAREERS, JERRY. 653 00:36:15,276 --> 00:36:16,967 [CHUCKLES, SNORTS] 654 00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:19,004 I DON'T SEE YOU OUT THERE SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE. 655 00:36:19,038 --> 00:36:22,490 DON'T DEFLECT, PISHER. I HAD MY DAY. 656 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:26,908 I'M 72 YEARS OLD, AND I MADE MINE BY WORKING MY ASS OFF. 657 00:36:26,943 --> 00:36:29,117 I DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING--FOR OVER HALF CENTURY, 658 00:36:29,152 --> 00:36:31,119 EVERYWHERE I WENT, IT WAS A YUKFEST! 659 00:36:31,154 --> 00:36:33,674 I MADE PRESIDENTS PISH IN THEIR PANTS, 660 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:37,091 AND WORKED IN THE WORST BARROOM DIVES IMAGINABLE, 661 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:42,614 SWEATING LIKE A DITCH DIGGER TO MAKE A COUPLE OF AFTERNOON ALKIES CHUCKLE. 662 00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,443 SO DON'T TURN THIS AROUND ON MY SUCCESS. 663 00:36:44,478 --> 00:36:48,344 I KNOW WHO I AM, AND WHO I WAS. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? 664 00:36:48,378 --> 00:36:50,208 I DIDN'T MEAN--I WANT THE TRUTH! 665 00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:55,282 THE TRUTH?YEAH. REMEMBER WHAT THAT IS? 666 00:36:55,316 --> 00:36:58,008 YOU MEAN LIKE, DO I KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE A CONCEPT, 667 00:36:58,043 --> 00:37:01,495 OR DO I ACTUALLY KNOW THE TRUTH IN THIS CASE? 668 00:37:05,844 --> 00:37:07,259 BOTH, TONY. 669 00:37:07,294 --> 00:37:11,608 BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS A LITTLE TOO PLIABLE WITH YOU. 670 00:37:11,643 --> 00:37:15,025 YOU'RE TOO WILLING TO BELIEVE THAT A LINE OF BULLSHIT'S THE TRUTH, 671 00:37:15,060 --> 00:37:18,443 LIKE THAT STUPID FUCKING THING YOU DID TODAY WITH MY MONEY. 672 00:37:18,477 --> 00:37:22,274 YOU BELIEVED THAT YOU COULD DO THINGS A CERTAIN WAY, AND YOU COULDN'T. 673 00:37:22,309 --> 00:37:25,173 YOU ACTUALLY CAN BULLSHIT YOURSELF, 674 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,210 AND THAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUS KIND OF LIAR THERE IS. 675 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:30,386 'CAUSE IF YOU BELIEVE YOUR CRAP, IT COMES OFF REASONABLE 676 00:37:30,420 --> 00:37:32,491 TO AN OTHERWISE SKEPTICAL AUDIENCE. 677 00:37:32,526 --> 00:37:34,976 YOU NEED TO SAY THE TRUTH. 678 00:37:35,011 --> 00:37:38,635 I KNOW HOW TO TELL THE TRUTH. 679 00:37:38,670 --> 00:37:41,742 BUT WHAT'S THAT WORTH TO ME? 200 BUCKS, HUH? 680 00:37:41,776 --> 00:37:44,365 200 BUCKS TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH? ISN'T THAT KINDA CHEAP? 681 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,818 NOT TO ME. I THINK THE TRUTH SHOULD BE FREE. 682 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:52,994 OH, SHIT. TAKE YOUR TIME. 683 00:37:53,029 --> 00:37:54,375 SHIT. 684 00:38:01,037 --> 00:38:04,316 SHIT. [CHUCKLE, SNORT] 685 00:38:04,351 --> 00:38:05,766 WOW. 686 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:12,600 WELL-- 687 00:38:12,635 --> 00:38:14,292 IT'S BEEN LIKE, A LONG TIME. 688 00:38:14,326 --> 00:38:16,259 IT'S LIKE 18-- 689 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:20,228 NO. MIKE'S 19. SO 20 YEARS AGO. 690 00:38:20,263 --> 00:38:23,093 WHAT WAS? 691 00:38:23,128 --> 00:38:27,235 REMEMBER THAT-- THAT UH, VIDEO PROMO SHOOT I DID FOR BOBBY DARIN? 692 00:38:27,270 --> 00:38:28,409 FOR THE FILM PROJECT? 693 00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:30,860 I SAW THE TAPE. 694 00:38:30,894 --> 00:38:33,690 YEAH, WELL, THAT WAS LIKE, RIGHT BEFORE STACY AND I CAME OUT HERE. 695 00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:36,037 RIGHT BEFORE MIKE WAS BORN. 696 00:38:36,072 --> 00:38:38,039 RIGHT. 697 00:38:38,074 --> 00:38:43,113 WELL, I PUT THAT PROJECT TOGETHER WITH SOME CASH FROM A FEW DIFFERENT PLACES. 698 00:38:43,148 --> 00:38:45,115 YOU KNOW, MY DAD GAVE ME SOME MONEY. 699 00:38:45,150 --> 00:38:49,154 AND UH, THIS GUY I WAS WORKING FOR AT THE TIME, HE INVESTED TOO. 700 00:38:49,188 --> 00:38:51,915 YOU REMEMBER JOE ROSS? NO. 701 00:38:51,950 --> 00:38:55,263 WELL, I WASN'T GETTING CAST MUCH ANYMORE, SO I HAD TO TAKE A JOB 702 00:38:55,298 --> 00:38:58,301 AT A PRODUCTION COMPANY IN CULVER CITY. 703 00:38:58,336 --> 00:39:00,165 YOU REMEMBER THAT? MM-HMMM. 704 00:39:00,199 --> 00:39:02,892 WELL, JOE ROSS OWNED THAT STUDIO. 705 00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:07,586 WE SHOT THE VIDEO AT THE STUDIO, AND JOE HAD GIVEN ME SOME CASH AS WELL. 706 00:39:07,621 --> 00:39:11,970 BUT THEN, AFTER THE SHOOT, THERE WAS A PARTY AT THIS GUY'S ARTIST'S LOFT DOWNTOWN, 707 00:39:12,004 --> 00:39:14,766 WHERE YOU KNOW, CREW MEMBERS, 708 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,077 MONEY GUYS AND WANNABEES. 709 00:39:16,112 --> 00:39:18,252 I GUESS I WAS ONE OF THEM. 710 00:39:18,286 --> 00:39:22,636 WE WERE TRYING TO SCHMOOZE THE INVESTORS TO LAUNCH THE MOVIE PRODUCTION. 711 00:39:22,670 --> 00:39:25,155 YOU WERE REALLY GREAT. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER HERE. 712 00:39:25,190 --> 00:39:28,435 NOW, JOE ROSS WAS A STRANGE GUY. 713 00:39:28,469 --> 00:39:31,990 HE ALWAYS DID BUSINESS WITH HIS MOTHER, AND SHE WAS HIS RIGHT HAND. 714 00:39:32,024 --> 00:39:35,165 SHE HANDLED HIM, AND I MEAN, THIS WAS A TOUGH LADY. 715 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,513 AND HIS SON WAS ALWAYS THERE, TOO, 716 00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:40,170 BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT HE DID IN TERMS OF RUNNING THE STUDIO. 717 00:39:40,205 --> 00:39:42,656 NO, SORRY, GUY. WHAT? 718 00:39:42,690 --> 00:39:45,141 AND THEY WOULD ALL OF THEM REFER TO THE FATHER OF THE FAMILY. 719 00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:48,178 I NEVER MET THE GUY, BUT HE WORKED IN PART OF THE FAMILY BUSINESS. 720 00:39:48,213 --> 00:39:49,870 HE WORKED OUT OF SANTA FE. 721 00:39:49,904 --> 00:39:51,596 YOU WANT TO GET A PIECE OF ME? COME ON OVER HERE! 722 00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:53,149 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FUCKIN' HEAD OFF! 723 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:57,774 JOE, HE WAS INTENSE. HE COULD BE TEMPERAMENTAL. 724 00:39:57,809 --> 00:40:02,434 HE NEVER YELLED AT ME-- I MEAN, HE DID, BUT NEVER THAT BAD. 725 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,160 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 726 00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:06,404 BUT I'D HEARD HIM SCREAMING INTO THE PHONE BEFORE. 727 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,647 AND I KNEW HE OWNED A GUN. 728 00:40:08,682 --> 00:40:11,236 BUT HE'D BEEN GOOD TO ME, SO I DIDN'T QUESTION HIS MOTIVES TOO MUCH. 729 00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:16,379 SO THE NIGHT OF THE SHOOT, I GOT TO THE PARTY, 730 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:19,140 AND EVERYBODY MADE A TOAST "TO BOBBY DARIN!" 731 00:40:19,175 --> 00:40:21,246 AND WE ALL CLINKED GLASSES. 732 00:40:24,594 --> 00:40:28,460 SO IT WAS JUST LIKE TWO WEEKS AFTER WE SHOT THAT PROMO... 733 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:33,707 JOE ROSS GOT KILLED. IN SOME AMBUSH WITH GUNFIRE ON HIS WAY TO LUNCH. 734 00:40:35,916 --> 00:40:38,401 WAIT A MINUTE. I REMEMBER THAT. 735 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,716 IN THE SAME HOUR, HIS FATHER WAS ASSASSINATED TOO, IN SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO. 736 00:40:44,131 --> 00:40:46,236 YEAH! PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT IN TOWN. 737 00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:51,483 YEAH. THEY OBVIOUSLY PISSED OFF THE WRONG FUCKING PEOPLE. 738 00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:53,485 JESUS. SIMULTANEOUS, IN TWO CITIES? 739 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,556 YEAH. 740 00:40:55,591 --> 00:40:59,526 THE GUY HAD TAKEN SOME INVESTMENT MONEY FOR A MOVIE THAT NEVER GOT MADE, RIGHT? 741 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,114 YOU KNOW, I NEVER KNEW WHAT HIS BUSINESS WAS. 742 00:41:02,149 --> 00:41:04,876 I MEAN, ALL I KNOW IS, HE HAD CASH. 743 00:41:04,910 --> 00:41:07,741 AND YOU GOT SPOOKED, PULLED UP YOUR ROOTS IN L.A., 744 00:41:07,775 --> 00:41:10,675 AND CAME OUT TO PALM SPRINGS? 745 00:41:10,709 --> 00:41:12,711 YEAH. THAT'S IT. 746 00:41:12,746 --> 00:41:16,612 HMM. HMM! 747 00:41:16,646 --> 00:41:18,303 I DON'T BUY IT. 748 00:41:18,337 --> 00:41:21,064 [STAMMERING] WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MAN? 749 00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:22,859 THAT'S THE TRUTH. THAT'S SOME PRETTY CRAZY SHIT! 750 00:41:22,894 --> 00:41:25,897 I KNOW IT IS. BUT THERE'S MORE. 751 00:41:25,931 --> 00:41:28,140 SOME DISHONEST PEOPLE GOT MURDERED. 752 00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:30,522 YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THEIR DISHONESTY, RIGHT? 753 00:41:30,557 --> 00:41:32,041 NO, NOTHING. 754 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:37,287 YEAH. WELL, I COULD SEE HOW YOU'D FREAK OUT, AND-- 755 00:41:37,322 --> 00:41:42,810 BUT RUN AWAY FROM YOUR LIFE, FOREVER, AMEN? 756 00:41:42,845 --> 00:41:44,502 I DON'T THINK SO. 757 00:41:48,575 --> 00:41:51,129 TRUTH. 758 00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:54,512 I WAS GONNA BE IN THE CAR WITH THE ROSSES THAT DAY. 759 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:57,549 I WENT TO LUNCH WITH THEM EVERY DAY. 760 00:41:57,584 --> 00:42:01,415 BUT WE WERE GOING OVER ACCOUNTS. UH, I DIDN'T GO. 761 00:42:01,449 --> 00:42:03,003 SOMETHING HAPPENED. 762 00:42:06,178 --> 00:42:07,490 TELL ME. 763 00:42:11,943 --> 00:42:15,153 AT THE PARTY, I WAS INTRODUCED TO A GUY NAMED SAL. 764 00:42:15,187 --> 00:42:18,294 SALVATORE SOMETHING-OR-OTHER. HE WAS ONE OF THE MONEY GUYS, 765 00:42:18,328 --> 00:42:20,676 OR A BUSINESS ASSOCIATE OF SOME KIND, 766 00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:22,022 BUT I NEVER SPOKE TO HIM PERSONALLY. 767 00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:24,024 I MEAN, I NEVER GOT TO KNOW THE GUY. 768 00:42:24,058 --> 00:42:25,922 SO I WAS WORKING THAT MORNING, 769 00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:28,580 AND ON MY WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE FROM ONE OF SOUNDSTAGES... 770 00:42:28,615 --> 00:42:31,514 THAT I NOTICED A COUPLE OF GUYS TALKING DOWN AN ALLEY BY THE DUMPSTER. 771 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,274 AND THEY WERE IN A PRETTY HEATED DISCUSSION. 772 00:42:33,309 --> 00:42:35,863 AND THEN I SAW THAT ONE OF THEM WAS THIS GUY SAL. 773 00:42:35,898 --> 00:42:39,453 SO I STARTED TOWARD THEM, FIGURING I MIGHT BE ABLE TO PLUG THE DARIN PROJECT AGAIN. 774 00:42:39,487 --> 00:42:42,111 AND BEFORE THEY KNEW I WAS THERE, I HEARD THE ONE GUY SAY, 775 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:44,803 "NO, IT'S GOTTA BE DONE TODAY." AND THEN SAL SAYS, 776 00:42:44,838 --> 00:42:47,599 "I DON'T MIND WHACKING THE MOTHERFUCKER, BUT I WANNA GET SOME OF THE MONEY BACK." 777 00:42:47,634 --> 00:42:51,361 AND THE OTHER GUY SAYS, "NO, THE BOSS SAYS NOW. HE'S TIRED OF WAITING." 778 00:42:51,396 --> 00:42:53,329 I JUST BACKED AWAY AND WENT INSIDE. 779 00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,055 SO I WENT UPSTAIRS TO THE OFFICE, 780 00:42:55,089 --> 00:42:57,989 AND I INTENDED TO SAY SOMETHING TO JOE, TO WARN HIM. 781 00:42:58,023 --> 00:43:01,130 AND HE TURNS TO ME, AND HE INVITES ME OUT TO LUNCH AGAIN WITH HIM AND THE FAMILY. 782 00:43:01,164 --> 00:43:03,339 AND WE JUST LOOKED AT EACH OTHER FOR A MOMENT 783 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:07,343 UNTIL I SAID, "NO THANKS, I GOT A CLIENT COMING IN FOR A TOUR." I CHOKED. 784 00:43:07,377 --> 00:43:10,726 I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING. I WAS AFRAID THOSE GUYS MIGHT HAVE SEEN ME. 785 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,831 THEN THEY'D BLAME ME IF THEY MISSED THEIR CHANCE, 786 00:43:12,866 --> 00:43:16,904 OR LIKE I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT JOE, AND THAT WOULD MAKE ME A PROBLEM. 787 00:43:16,939 --> 00:43:20,321 STACY HAD JUST GOTTEN PREGNANT AT THE TIME, AND I WAS JUST FROZEN BY FEAR. 788 00:43:20,356 --> 00:43:22,703 AND, JOE, HE JUST SMILED AT ME, 789 00:43:22,738 --> 00:43:25,499 AND THE WHOLE FAMILY FILED OUT FOR LUNCH. 790 00:43:25,533 --> 00:43:29,054 IT'S ABOUT TWO MINUTES LATER, AND WE'RE SITTING IN THE OFFICE, TALKING. 791 00:43:29,089 --> 00:43:34,404 I ACTUALLY HEARD THE GUNFIRE. [GUNSHOTS ECHOING] 792 00:43:34,439 --> 00:43:35,474 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 793 00:43:38,236 --> 00:43:40,445 I RAN DOWN, AND THERE THEY WERE! 794 00:43:40,479 --> 00:43:43,586 AND YEAH, I WAS SCARED. I WAS SCARED THAT SOMEONE-- 795 00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:46,624 THE COPS, THE MOB GUYS, SOMEBODY CLOSE TO JOE'S FAMILY. 796 00:43:46,658 --> 00:43:48,695 SOMEBODY WAS GOING TO CALL ME INTO QUESTION, 797 00:43:48,729 --> 00:43:52,560 AND I JUST COULDN'T RISK THAT. 798 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,079 AND THAT'S THE TRUTH. 799 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,670 RIGHT. AND YOU NEVER WENT BACK? 800 00:43:58,705 --> 00:44:01,949 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT, I MEAN, LIKE A MILLION TIMES, 801 00:44:01,984 --> 00:44:04,952 BUT THEN WE CAME OUT HERE. WE HAD MIKE. 802 00:44:04,987 --> 00:44:06,851 AND THEN I GOT ALL THAT WORK, THANKS TO YOU, 803 00:44:06,885 --> 00:44:09,923 PRODUCING ALL THOSE LOCAL COMMERCIALS. 804 00:44:09,957 --> 00:44:12,719 AND THEN WE GOT THE HOUSE... 805 00:44:12,753 --> 00:44:14,099 AND WHEN EVERYTHING STARTED TO SLOW DOWN, 806 00:44:14,134 --> 00:44:16,377 BELIEVE ME, I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING BACK, 807 00:44:16,412 --> 00:44:18,241 BUT IT WAS ALREADY TOO LATE, MAN. 808 00:44:18,276 --> 00:44:21,382 WHO'S GONNA REMEMBER ME? AND LOOK AT ALL THE WEIGHT I PUT ON. 809 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:24,972 WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? I COULDN'T HIT THE AUDITION TRAIL LOOKING LIKE THIS. 810 00:44:25,007 --> 00:44:27,699 CHASING ALL THE OLD JOHN CANDY AND CHRIS FARLEY ROLES? 811 00:44:27,734 --> 00:44:31,116 OH, COME ON. YOU'RE NOT NEARLY AS FUNNY 812 00:44:31,151 --> 00:44:33,015 AS JOHN CANDY AND CHRIS FARLEY. 813 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,466 WELL, I'M NOT AS FAT EITHER. 814 00:44:36,501 --> 00:44:39,504 NO, YOU'RE NOT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? 815 00:44:39,538 --> 00:44:40,988 WHAT? 816 00:44:41,023 --> 00:44:43,128 I THINK THAT THAT'S A LOAD OF SHIT! 817 00:44:43,163 --> 00:44:45,234 IT'S THE TRUTH. 818 00:44:45,268 --> 00:44:47,581 I KNOW IT IS! BUT IT'S STILL A LOAD OF SHIT. 819 00:44:47,615 --> 00:44:50,446 KID, YOU CAN'T LIVE ALL YOUR LIFE A LOSER 820 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,519 JUST BECAUSE OF TEN MINUTES OF DIRTY ACTION BACK IN THE 90s! 821 00:44:54,553 --> 00:44:57,177 THAT SHIT IS HISTORY NOW. FORGET IT. 822 00:44:57,211 --> 00:44:59,351 AND DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR LIFE. 823 00:44:59,386 --> 00:45:01,319 YOU GOT NO EXCUSES ANYMORE. 824 00:45:01,353 --> 00:45:05,357 NO EXCUSES, JERRY? I'M FINISHED. 825 00:45:05,392 --> 00:45:09,085 THERE'S NO PLACE LOWER THAN WHERE I AM NOW. 826 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,674 SO WHAT DO YOU GOT TO LOSE? LISTEN, PUTZ. 827 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,435 NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ACT ONE. 828 00:45:14,470 --> 00:45:17,715 PEOPLE WALK OUT REMEMBERING THE END. 829 00:45:17,749 --> 00:45:22,685 THEY REMEMBER THE ENCORE. IF YOU'RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ASKED FOR AN ENCORE. 830 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,342 THAT'S YOUR CHANCE: 831 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:27,586 TO SEND THEM OUT COMPLETELY ELATED. 832 00:45:28,691 --> 00:45:30,658 SO HERE IT IS. 833 00:45:30,693 --> 00:45:32,730 I'M TELLING YOU, 834 00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:35,698 THERE'S NOT A REAL PERFORMER ON THE PLANET 835 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:38,356 THAT CAN IGNORE THIS CALL. 836 00:45:39,529 --> 00:45:41,359 COME ON. LET'S GO. 837 00:45:41,393 --> 00:45:43,223 WHERE? 838 00:45:43,257 --> 00:45:44,776 COME ON! COME ON, LET'S GO. 839 00:45:44,811 --> 00:45:46,813 JERRY, I CAN'T. I WAS COMPLETELY FUCKED TODAY. 840 00:45:46,847 --> 00:45:48,538 I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 841 00:45:48,573 --> 00:45:51,541 WAIT A MINUTE. DID I JUST HAVE A STROKE? 842 00:45:51,576 --> 00:45:53,681 DID I BLOW OUT MY SHORT-TERM MEMORY? 843 00:45:53,716 --> 00:45:57,996 I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO TONY DURAN, WHO OWES ME A COUPLE THOUSAND DOLLARS. 844 00:45:58,031 --> 00:46:00,378 WAIT A SEC-- I GOT 200 OFF FOR TELLING THE TRUTH! 845 00:46:00,412 --> 00:46:03,484 OKAY, 19 HUNDRED. OKAY? 846 00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:06,177 I'LL CREDIT YOU ANOTHER HUNDRED IF YOU DO THIS. COME ON. 847 00:46:12,217 --> 00:46:14,737 [CHATTERING] 848 00:46:16,463 --> 00:46:20,432 ♪♪ ["PRETTY BABY", DIXIELAND STYLE] 849 00:46:36,759 --> 00:46:38,416 [WHISPERING] THAT'S TEDDY JEFFERSON. 850 00:46:38,450 --> 00:46:41,557 HE PLAYED THE HORN WITH ELLINGTON AND SINATRA. 851 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:45,285 AND STILL DID FILM SCORES UNTIL HE HAD A STROKE THREE YEARS AGO. 852 00:46:46,493 --> 00:46:49,185 AND THERE'S DOLLY HINES. 853 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,947 IN HER DAY, SHE WAS A TRIPLE THREAT, 854 00:46:51,981 --> 00:46:54,950 ACTRESS/SINGER/DANCER. 855 00:46:54,984 --> 00:46:59,575 AND THE MOST INCREDIBLE CONTORTIONIST YOU HAVE NO IDEA. 856 00:47:00,852 --> 00:47:02,267 THERE'S SALLY ROSE! 857 00:47:02,302 --> 00:47:05,719 OH MAN, CAN SHE PLAY, 858 00:47:05,753 --> 00:47:10,034 AND ARRANGE, AND WRITE-- THE WHOLE PACKAGE. 859 00:47:10,068 --> 00:47:13,071 THIS ROOM REEKS OF AUTHENTIC TALENT. 860 00:47:13,106 --> 00:47:14,901 IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? 861 00:47:14,935 --> 00:47:18,249 HEY, YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO BE FLIPPANT. SHOW SOME RESPECT. 862 00:47:18,283 --> 00:47:19,560 OKAY, SORRY. 863 00:47:19,595 --> 00:47:21,217 HEY, EVERYBODY, HI! 864 00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:24,324 [ALL TOGETHER] HELLO, JERRY! 865 00:47:24,358 --> 00:47:28,259 LISTEN, SORRY FOR THE INTRUSION, BUT I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU. 866 00:47:28,293 --> 00:47:32,125 SOMETHING WE WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU. SALLY? 867 00:47:33,609 --> 00:47:36,094 COME HERE. TONY, GET OVER HERE. 868 00:47:36,129 --> 00:47:38,683 WILL YOU PLAY FOR US? PLEASE. OH, COME ON, SALLY. 869 00:47:38,717 --> 00:47:41,824 YEAH, SHE WILL!KATIE, BRING YOUR GRANDMA UP HERE. 870 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,274 SALLY, YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY FOR US. 871 00:47:43,308 --> 00:47:46,139 YEAH! WHOO! 872 00:47:46,173 --> 00:47:48,072 OKAY! 873 00:47:48,106 --> 00:47:53,180 OKAY. OKAY, COME ON. 874 00:47:53,215 --> 00:47:56,425 NO, JERRY, I'M JUST--NO, NO. JUST SIT OVER THERE. 875 00:47:56,459 --> 00:47:58,358 COME ON, JERRY-- 876 00:47:59,911 --> 00:48:02,603 [SALLY] WHAT'S THE NUMBER? 877 00:48:02,638 --> 00:48:04,605 "THE CURTAIN FALLS." 878 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,298 HE HAD TO PICK THAT SONG. 879 00:48:07,332 --> 00:48:11,785 JUST LET ME, LIKE, TAKE A LOOK AT IT FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? NOT THAT EASY. 880 00:48:11,819 --> 00:48:15,133 DARIN USED TO SING IT AS HIS EVENING'S FAREWELL, 881 00:48:15,168 --> 00:48:18,171 USUALLY HIS SECOND ENCORE, AND IT WAS A KILLER. 882 00:48:18,205 --> 00:48:21,070 DARIN COULD COUNT ON BEING CALLED FOR TWO ENCORES. 883 00:48:23,038 --> 00:48:26,213 NO, JERRY, THAT'S LIKE--IT'S A GREAT ONE! 884 00:48:26,248 --> 00:48:28,906 [WHISPERING] SING THE SONG, PISHER, AND THE CRESCENDO. 885 00:48:28,940 --> 00:48:30,148 AND YOU BETTER NOT SUCK, 886 00:48:30,183 --> 00:48:32,737 OR I'M NOT CREDITING YOU THE HUNDRED! 887 00:48:32,771 --> 00:48:35,291 HE'D SAVE THIS SONG, KNOWING HE'D ALREADY KILLED 'EM, 888 00:48:35,326 --> 00:48:39,502 AND THAT CHANT WOULD COME AGAIN: "ENCORE, ENCORE." 889 00:48:39,537 --> 00:48:41,228 AFTER ALL THE SHIT I'D BEEN THROUGH THAT DAY, 890 00:48:41,263 --> 00:48:43,058 AND HAVING JUST PUKED MY GUTS OUT, 891 00:48:43,092 --> 00:48:45,129 I JUST COULDN'T GET PROOF THAT MY VOICE WAS SHOT TOO-- 892 00:48:45,163 --> 00:48:47,165 GO AHEAD, SAL. 893 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,651 AND THAT EVEN MY UNREALIZABLE DREAMS WERE JUST A LOAD OF CRAP! 894 00:48:50,686 --> 00:48:51,825 I JUST COULDN'T. 895 00:48:51,859 --> 00:48:56,140 ♪ OFF COMES THE MAKE-UP 896 00:48:56,174 --> 00:49:00,454 ♪ OFF COMES THE CLOWN'S DISGUISE ♪ 897 00:49:03,112 --> 00:49:04,942 ♪ THE CURTAIN'S FALLIN' 898 00:49:06,874 --> 00:49:11,603 ♪ THE MUSIC SOFTLY DIES 899 00:49:13,709 --> 00:49:18,403 ♪ BUT I HOPE YOU'RE SMILIN' ♪ 900 00:49:20,095 --> 00:49:23,615 ♪ AS YOU'RE FILIN' OUT THE DOOR ♪ 901 00:49:26,549 --> 00:49:30,588 ♪ AS THEY SAY IN THIS BIZ ♪ 902 00:49:30,622 --> 00:49:34,040 ♪ THAT'S ALL THERE IS 903 00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:36,559 ♪ THERE ISN'T ANY MORE 904 00:49:38,423 --> 00:49:44,257 ♪ WE'VE SHARED A MOMENT 905 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:50,401 ♪ AND AS THE MOMENT ENDS 906 00:49:53,162 --> 00:49:55,958 ♪ I GOT A FUNNY FEELIN' 907 00:49:57,856 --> 00:50:02,102 ♪ WE'RE PARTING NOW AS FRIENDS ♪ 908 00:50:05,036 --> 00:50:09,972 ♪ YOUR TEARS AND LAUGHTER ♪ 909 00:50:11,663 --> 00:50:15,391 ♪ WILL LINGER UNTIL 910 00:50:15,426 --> 00:50:18,429 ♪ THEY'VE TORN DOWN 911 00:50:18,463 --> 00:50:23,296 ♪ THESE DUSTY WALLS 912 00:50:25,677 --> 00:50:29,474 ♪ IF I HAD THIS TO DO AGAIN ♪ 913 00:50:29,509 --> 00:50:33,754 ♪ AND THE EVENING WAS NEW AGAIN ♪ 914 00:50:33,789 --> 00:50:38,483 ♪ I WOULD SPEND IT WITH YOU AGAIN ♪ 915 00:50:38,518 --> 00:50:41,866 ♪ BUT NOW THE CURTAIN FALLS ♪ 916 00:50:43,281 --> 00:50:48,183 ♪ YOUR TEARS AND LAUGHTER 917 00:50:49,287 --> 00:50:52,359 ♪ WILL LINGER AFTER 918 00:50:52,394 --> 00:50:56,018 ♪ THEY'VE 919 00:50:56,053 --> 00:51:00,264 ♪ TORN DOWN THESE 920 00:51:00,298 --> 00:51:04,302 ♪ DUSTY WALLS 921 00:51:04,337 --> 00:51:08,065 ♪ IF I HAD THIS TO DO AGAIN ♪ 922 00:51:08,099 --> 00:51:12,069 ♪ AND THE EVENING WAS NEW AGAIN-- ♪ 923 00:51:19,386 --> 00:51:21,871 [LADIES] AWW... [APPLAUSE] 924 00:51:21,906 --> 00:51:23,666 THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 925 00:51:27,325 --> 00:51:30,225 SO THAT'S HOW THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE BECAME THE BEST. 926 00:51:30,259 --> 00:51:32,468 IN THE SECONDS BEFORE I OPENED MY MOUTH TO SING, 927 00:51:32,503 --> 00:51:35,368 I WAS AS RUINED AS A MAN COULD BE. 928 00:51:35,402 --> 00:51:38,198 BUT AS I STARTED SINGING, THERE WAS THIS DARK REALIZATION 929 00:51:38,233 --> 00:51:40,097 OF THE PAIN THAT I'D BEEN CARRYING AROUND, 930 00:51:40,131 --> 00:51:42,409 BURIED IN MY LAYERS OF FAT. 931 00:51:42,444 --> 00:51:45,343 THAT SONG SAVED ME, BUT THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST STEP. 932 00:51:45,378 --> 00:51:47,932 I HAD SUNK SO LOW, I WAS STILL IN SUCH DEEP SHIT, 933 00:51:47,966 --> 00:51:49,899 THAT I KNEW IT WOULD BE A LONG ROAD BACK 934 00:51:49,934 --> 00:51:52,523 TO WHERE I WAS WORTHY OF BEING IN THE COMPANY OF GOOD PEOPLE. 935 00:51:53,903 --> 00:51:57,562 LEAH! LEAH! WAIT! 936 00:51:57,597 --> 00:52:00,186 HEY. TONY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 937 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:02,809 HEY. YOU GOT A MINUTE? 938 00:52:07,986 --> 00:52:10,955 SURE. IS SOMETHING WRONG? 939 00:52:10,989 --> 00:52:13,440 NO! SOMETHING'S RIGHT! 940 00:52:13,475 --> 00:52:16,029 IT'S GETTING LATE, AND IT'S BEEN A REALLY LONG DAY... 941 00:52:16,063 --> 00:52:17,996 I'VE BEEN A GHOST. 942 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,173 I'VE BEEN A GHOST SINCE YOU'VE KNOWN ME. 943 00:52:22,208 --> 00:52:23,864 YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL. 944 00:52:23,899 --> 00:52:25,625 AND I'VE WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO YOU FOR A LONG TIME, 945 00:52:25,659 --> 00:52:28,248 BUT SEE I-- 946 00:52:28,283 --> 00:52:30,077 THINGS HAVEN'T BEEN VERY GOOD, AND I JUST HAVEN'T FELT 947 00:52:30,112 --> 00:52:33,391 FINANCIALLY QUALIFIED TO ASK YOU OUT. 948 00:52:33,426 --> 00:52:36,153 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A LIST OF QUALIFICATIONS. 949 00:52:36,187 --> 00:52:39,570 YEAH, BUT YOU SHOULD. YOU'RE A GOOD GIRL, Y'KNOW, AND YOU DESERVE THE BEST. 950 00:52:39,604 --> 00:52:44,264 SEE, LIKE RIGHT NOW, SAY YOU AND I WERE GONNA GO OUT AND HAVE A LATTE? 951 00:52:44,299 --> 00:52:46,059 YOU'D HAVE TO BUY BOTH LATTES. 952 00:52:46,093 --> 00:52:48,372 HUH? 953 00:52:48,406 --> 00:52:51,237 'CAUSE I'M COMPLETELY BUSTED. 954 00:52:51,271 --> 00:52:52,583 SOMETHING HAPPENED? 955 00:52:52,617 --> 00:52:54,999 YEAH. I'M COMPLETELY RUINED. 956 00:52:55,033 --> 00:52:56,483 I MEAN, I'VE NEVER BEEN LOWER. 957 00:52:56,518 --> 00:53:01,178 BUT JERRY. JERRY SHOWED ME A WAY OUT. 958 00:53:01,212 --> 00:53:06,079 SOMETHING ABOUT THE ENCORE. THEY NEVER FORGET THE ENCORE. 959 00:53:06,113 --> 00:53:08,495 SEE, I OWE HIM SOME MONEY, SO HE'S GONNA LET ME WORK IT OFF. 960 00:53:08,530 --> 00:53:11,015 I GET 400 OFF IF I LOSE 40 POUNDS. 961 00:53:11,049 --> 00:53:14,467 AND ANOTHER 300 OFF IF I STOP DRINKING FOR 3 MONTHS. 962 00:53:14,501 --> 00:53:16,400 [STUTTERING] A-AND THAT ALSO INVOLVES 963 00:53:16,434 --> 00:53:18,643 BEING HONEST FOR 3 MONTHS, WHICH ISN'T GONNA BE EASY, 964 00:53:18,678 --> 00:53:20,404 'CAUSE THERE'S ALCOHOL INVOLVED. 965 00:53:20,438 --> 00:53:23,752 AND THEN I GET ANOTHER 200 DOLLARS OFF IF I STOP COLORING MY HAIR. 966 00:53:23,786 --> 00:53:25,340 AND THEN I GET FORGIVEN THE WHOLE LOAN, 967 00:53:25,374 --> 00:53:28,688 IF I PLAY THE DESERT ASSISTED-LIVING CHARITY EVENT 968 00:53:28,722 --> 00:53:30,655 HE DOES EVERY YEAR AT THE RIVIERA. 969 00:53:30,690 --> 00:53:32,347 AND THE ONLY REASON ABOUT THE COLORING MY HAIR IS 970 00:53:32,381 --> 00:53:34,107 'CAUSE WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT COLOR IT IS. 971 00:53:34,141 --> 00:53:35,626 I'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR LIKE TEN YEARS. 972 00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:37,938 SO WHETHER IT'S GONNA BE BROWN, OR WHITE, OR-- 973 00:53:37,973 --> 00:53:39,595 THE ONLY THING IS, I DIDN'T WANT IT 974 00:53:39,630 --> 00:53:42,011 TO COME IN THAT BATTLESHIP GRAY THAT SOME OLD DUDES GET. 975 00:53:42,046 --> 00:53:46,844 I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT.OKAY, SO. YOUR HAIR IS WHITE, 976 00:53:46,878 --> 00:53:49,605 YOU'RE FAT, YOU'RE IN DEBT TO JERRY, YOU'RE BROKE, 977 00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:51,366 AND UNTIL RECENTLY, 978 00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,990 YOU'VE HAD A SERIOUS PROBLEM OF DRINKING AND LYING ABOUT IT. 979 00:53:55,024 --> 00:53:58,511 ALL IN THE INTEREST OF FULL DISCLOSURE. 980 00:53:58,545 --> 00:54:02,169 - IS THAT EVERYTHING? - [LAUGHS] ISN'T THAT ENOUGH? 981 00:54:02,204 --> 00:54:06,346 YES. SO WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 982 00:54:08,900 --> 00:54:13,629 WELL, I'M JUST WONDERING. 983 00:54:13,664 --> 00:54:16,149 DO YOU THINK I COULD... YOU KNOW, I MEAN, 984 00:54:16,183 --> 00:54:19,048 MAYBE USE YOU AS MY MOTIVATION TO GET THROUGH ALL THIS? 985 00:54:19,083 --> 00:54:21,844 BECAUSE I KNOW THE NEXT FEW MONTHS ARE GONNA BE BRUTAL. 986 00:54:21,879 --> 00:54:24,537 I'M GOING TO BE YOUR MOTIVATION TO LOSE 40 POUNDS? 987 00:54:24,571 --> 00:54:29,093 AW, AND TO SING. AND TO CLEAN UP MY ACT AND TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER. 988 00:54:29,127 --> 00:54:31,233 SO I'D BE KINDA LIKE... YOUR MUSE? 989 00:54:32,545 --> 00:54:34,857 YEAH. 990 00:54:34,892 --> 00:54:38,378 OKAY. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT. 991 00:54:38,413 --> 00:54:39,759 THAT'S GOOD, THANKS. 992 00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:41,726 GOOD NIGHT, TONY. 993 00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:44,798 GOOD NIGHT, LEAH. 994 00:54:52,565 --> 00:54:56,396 [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES] 995 00:54:56,431 --> 00:54:59,261 [LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS] 996 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:01,263 AW, DAMN IT. 997 00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:10,617 [TONY FEELING HIS WAY] 998 00:55:54,040 --> 00:55:56,456 [THINKING] "TONY! TONY! T! WHAT'S THE NEWS, MAN?" 999 00:55:56,491 --> 00:55:58,078 "I PAY YOU RENT, AND I DON'T EVEN SLEEP THERE ANYMORE." 1000 00:55:58,113 --> 00:55:59,977 "TWO DAYS, TO TURN TWO GRAND INTO SIX?" 1001 00:56:00,011 --> 00:56:01,599 "HE'LL COME OUT HERE WITH A BOX CUTTER 1002 00:56:01,634 --> 00:56:03,774 AND CARVE YOUR FUCKING FACE UP INTO A DOILY." 1003 00:56:03,808 --> 00:56:06,811 "I'M TALKING ABOUT IN YOUR LIFE-- WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO YOU?" 1004 00:56:06,846 --> 00:56:11,022 "I'M FUCKIN' OUTTA HERE, OKAY, I'M FUCKIN' OUTTA HERE. DO NOT FUCKIN' TOUCH ME!" 1005 00:56:47,265 --> 00:56:49,544 IT WAS THE DAWN OF A NEW DAY FOR TONY DURAN. 1006 00:56:53,168 --> 00:56:57,241 DOESN'T THE PREACHER SAY, "REJECT SATAN AND ALL HIS WORKS"? 1007 00:56:57,275 --> 00:57:00,693 FIFTY YEARS AGO, A PRIEST BACK HOME IN PITTSBURGH SAID THAT 1008 00:57:00,727 --> 00:57:02,626 WITH HIS HANDS ON ME, 1009 00:57:02,660 --> 00:57:05,663 BUT HE MUST'VE BEEN MUMBLING, OR TALKING IN LATIN, 1010 00:57:05,698 --> 00:57:08,770 BECAUSE UP TILL THAT MOMENT, I NEVER REALLY HEARD THE MESSAGE. 1011 00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:14,534 AHHHHH! [LAUGHS] 1012 00:57:14,569 --> 00:57:17,744 [SIGHING] 1013 00:57:22,369 --> 00:57:26,166 IT WAS TIME TO SHAKE OFF THE DUST OF THE PAST. 1014 00:57:26,201 --> 00:57:29,031 I HAD TO STAKE EVERYTHING I WAS-- 1015 00:57:29,066 --> 00:57:31,689 EVERYTHING THAT I WOULD EVER BE-- 1016 00:57:31,724 --> 00:57:35,210 ON A NEW FUTURE, A LIFE IN WHICH I'D NEVER AGAIN 1017 00:57:35,244 --> 00:57:39,456 LIVE LIKE THAT DAY BEFORE. NEVER AGAIN. 1018 00:57:44,530 --> 00:57:47,187 A FEW DAYS LATER, I FINALLY GOT THE SETTLEMENT MONEY 1019 00:57:47,222 --> 00:57:49,120 I'D BEEN WAITING FOR ALL YEAR. 1020 00:57:49,155 --> 00:57:52,089 WITH THE PRINCIPAL AND THE INTEREST AND PENALTIES FOR BAD FAITH 1021 00:57:52,123 --> 00:57:54,850 THAT THE ARBITRATOR HAD AWARDED ME. 1022 00:57:54,885 --> 00:57:58,682 THE THING IS, I REALIZE I WAS A BULLSHITTER, 1023 00:57:58,716 --> 00:58:02,927 BUT MY BULLSHIT WAS ALWAYS FRAMED WITHIN THE CONTEXT OF TRUTH. 1024 00:58:05,171 --> 00:58:07,725 A TRUTH THAT WOULD BE TRUE IF EVERYTHING WORKED OUT... 1025 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,866 EXACTLY AS I HAD ORIGINALLY PLANNED. 1026 00:58:10,901 --> 00:58:12,558 HEY, EDDIE. WHICH IT NEVER DID BEFORE. 1027 00:58:12,592 --> 00:58:15,146 BUT HERE, FOR THE FIRST TIME-- WHAT? 1028 00:58:15,181 --> 00:58:17,563 THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED. HUH? 1029 00:58:17,597 --> 00:58:19,496 WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT? 1030 00:58:25,294 --> 00:58:27,158 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, MAN. 1031 00:58:27,193 --> 00:58:29,713 I OWN PROPERTIES ALL OVER THIS VALLEY. 1032 00:58:29,747 --> 00:58:31,922 AND THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE, THEY PAY ME RENT, 1033 00:58:31,956 --> 00:58:34,096 THEY PAY ME MY MONEY, 1034 00:58:34,131 --> 00:58:37,479 AND THAT'S WHERE I'LL GO FIX A SQUEAKY FRIGGIN' DOOR 1035 00:58:37,514 --> 00:58:41,483 OR A LEAKY FRIGGIN' FAUCET-- BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A PEEP OUT OF YOU. 1036 00:58:42,795 --> 00:58:45,936 HEY, EDDIE. EDDIE! THIS IS FOR YOU. 1037 00:58:45,970 --> 00:58:48,594 WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS A CHECK? IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? OH YEAH? 1038 00:58:48,628 --> 00:58:50,837 BING! BING! BING! IS THAT WHAT THAT IS? 1039 00:58:50,872 --> 00:58:52,770 BOUNCE UP, POKE ME IN THE EYE? HUH?-- 1040 00:58:52,805 --> 00:58:54,531 PEOPLE RUN SCREAMING DOWN THE STREET, 1041 00:58:54,565 --> 00:58:57,499 "GET THE KIDS INSIDE, TONY'S CHECK IS BOUNCING!" 1042 00:58:57,534 --> 00:59:00,606 HEY, EDDIE, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK IT OUT. IT'S A CASHIER'S CHECK. 1043 00:59:12,894 --> 00:59:14,274 YOU MEAN, THIS IS GOOD? 1044 00:59:14,309 --> 00:59:16,035 YEAH, IT'S GOOD, MAN. 1045 00:59:20,349 --> 00:59:23,249 YOU ALREADY PUT IN FOR NEXT MONTH. 1046 00:59:25,665 --> 00:59:27,978 [SOBBING] OH MY GOD! 1047 00:59:28,012 --> 00:59:30,877 OH, MY GOD! TONY, I'M SO SORRY! 1048 00:59:30,912 --> 00:59:36,227 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THAT GUY, WHO BOOTS A FAMILY INTO THE STREET OVER FRIGGIN' MONEY! 1049 00:59:36,262 --> 00:59:38,713 BUT YOU DIDN'T! 1050 00:59:38,747 --> 00:59:41,301 AW. TONY, THANKS, BUDDY!YOU GOT IT, MAN! 1051 00:59:41,336 --> 00:59:42,682 OH, OOOOOOH. 1052 00:59:42,717 --> 00:59:44,304 HEY! EDDIE!HEY, LOOK AT YOU, 1053 00:59:44,339 --> 00:59:47,514 YOU GOT BUNS OF STEEL. YOU'RE PUDGY BUT YOU'RE HOT. 1054 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:54,729 OH, OH MAN! 1055 00:59:54,763 --> 00:59:56,731 YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. YES. 1056 00:59:56,765 --> 00:59:59,630 YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING.I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. 1057 00:59:59,665 --> 01:00:02,219 I'M NOT EVEN GONNA DRIVE. I'M GONNA SKIP THERE! 1058 01:00:02,253 --> 01:00:04,359 I'M GONNA SKIP DOWN THE FUCKIN' STREET 1059 01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:06,568 TO THAT MASSAGE PARLOR RIGHT NOW. 1060 01:00:06,603 --> 01:00:07,604 I'M-- YOU WANNA COME WITH? 1061 01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,329 I CAN'T, EDDIE. NO, COME ON! 1062 01:00:09,364 --> 01:00:11,400 I GOTTA GO TAKE CARE OF STUFF.I'M GOIN' RIGHT NOW! 1063 01:00:11,435 --> 01:00:13,540 SKIP ALONG! 1064 01:00:13,575 --> 01:00:17,337 I HAVEN'T SKIPPED SINCE I'M SIX YEARS OLD, I'M SKIPPING! 1065 01:00:17,372 --> 01:00:19,650 HERE I GO! 1066 01:00:19,685 --> 01:00:24,344 EDDIE GOT PAID THE BACK RENT. TOOK HIMSELF FOR A THAI MASSAGE WITH HAPPY END. 1067 01:00:24,379 --> 01:00:26,519 THANKS, EDDIE!OH, BABY! 1068 01:00:26,553 --> 01:00:29,626 AND I COULD AFFORD TO PUT MYSELF THROUGH THE BIG TRANSFORMATION. 1069 01:00:31,662 --> 01:00:33,802 I WENT THROUGH THE WHOLE EMOTIONAL RENAISSANCE DEAL, 1070 01:00:36,667 --> 01:00:39,912 BUT I STILL DIDN'T HAVE THE COURAGE TO TALK TO MY SON. 1071 01:00:39,946 --> 01:00:41,085 [MAN] HEY, MICHAEL LEAVE US? 1072 01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:42,949 YO! JUST TAKING A LUNCH! 1073 01:00:52,338 --> 01:00:58,033 MIKE HAD HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. HE WATCHED ME QUIT SMOKING AND DRINKING ABOUT 50 TIMES EACH. 1074 01:00:58,068 --> 01:01:01,727 SO MY TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF, TO HIM, WAS MORE LIKE RAKING THE YARD. 1075 01:01:14,774 --> 01:01:18,709 MM, THERE HE IS, FIVE POUNDS LIGHTER ALREADY. 1076 01:01:18,744 --> 01:01:20,780 HI, JERRY. 1077 01:01:26,165 --> 01:01:29,478 WHAT'S THAT?THAT IS YOUR MONEY. 1078 01:01:29,513 --> 01:01:31,446 WITH THE VIG. 1079 01:01:33,172 --> 01:01:35,346 LOOK AT THAT! YEAH. 1080 01:01:36,554 --> 01:01:38,418 IS IT OKAY WITH YOU?ARE YOU KIDDING? 1081 01:01:38,453 --> 01:01:40,455 NOW, ALL I NEED'S A CIGARETTE AND A DROP CLOTH. 1082 01:01:42,457 --> 01:01:44,839 YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER THAT I COULD DO THAT. 1083 01:01:44,873 --> 01:01:46,633 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD IT MAKES ME FEEL, 1084 01:01:46,668 --> 01:01:49,464 AFTER ALL YOU'VE DONE WITH ME, THAT I COULD PAY YOU BACK. 1085 01:01:49,498 --> 01:01:51,121 DON'T BE STUPID. 1086 01:01:55,021 --> 01:01:56,954 I CAN STILL COUNT ON YOU FOR THE BENEFIT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1087 01:01:56,989 --> 01:01:58,784 YEAH, OF COURSE YOU CAN. LOOK-- 1088 01:01:58,818 --> 01:02:01,165 I DECIDED I WOULD GO THROUGH WITH THE PERFORMANCE ANYWAY. 1089 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:04,444 I HAD TO. JERRY WORKED THE EVENT EVERY YEAR. 1090 01:02:04,479 --> 01:02:06,446 AND IT WAS LIKE THE ONLY WORK HE EVEN DID ANYMORE. 1091 01:02:06,481 --> 01:02:08,207 HE TOOK THE SHOW TO HEART. 1092 01:02:08,241 --> 01:02:10,934 ALL RIGHT? AND WE WILL. WE'LL BLOW THE DOORS OFF THAT PLACE. 1093 01:02:10,968 --> 01:02:15,110 YOU BETTER. 'CAUSE IT'S 500 DOLLARS A COUPLE, MINIMUM DONATION. 1094 01:02:15,145 --> 01:02:18,735 FOR A GLASS OF CHAMPAGNE, SOME CHICKEN AND A ONE-HOUR SET. 1095 01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:21,289 I'LL DO SOME STANDUP, AND ESTEBAN'S COMING TO PLAY. 1096 01:02:21,323 --> 01:02:23,291 THE GUY THAT SELLS GUITARS ON TV? 1097 01:02:23,325 --> 01:02:25,811 HE'S JUST ONE OF THE GREATEST GUITARISTS IN THE WORLD. 1098 01:02:25,845 --> 01:02:28,296 HE'S A FRIEND OF MINE.ALL RIGHT. COOL. 1099 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:31,851 YOU'RE GONNA CLOSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT SHOW. WE'RE GONNA KILL! 1100 01:02:31,886 --> 01:02:35,821 FOR ME, IT WAS A BIG ROOM, NOT THE BIG ROOM AT A VEGAS CASINO, 1101 01:02:35,855 --> 01:02:38,996 BUT THEY FIGURED THERE'D BE ALMOST 500 PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE. 1102 01:02:39,031 --> 01:02:41,654 NOBODY HAD PUT THAT MUCH FAITH IN ME IN 20 YEARS. 1103 01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,794 YOU FEELING OKAY, KID?YEAH. 1104 01:02:43,829 --> 01:02:46,314 [DEEP, NERVOUS BREATH] 1105 01:02:46,348 --> 01:02:48,834 I'M A LITTLE SHAKY, YOU KNOW, IT'S SIX DAYS WITH NO BOOZE. 1106 01:02:48,868 --> 01:02:52,976 I NEVER KNEW WHAT WAS IN IT FOR JERRY. HE HELPED ME JUST BECAUSE WE WERE FRIENDS. 1107 01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:54,391 GOOD MORNING. I WOULDN'T LET HIM DOWN. 1108 01:02:54,425 --> 01:02:55,668 GOOD MORNING.MENU? 1109 01:02:55,702 --> 01:02:57,221 YEAH, THANKS. 1110 01:02:57,256 --> 01:02:59,534 I SUPPOSE I COULD HAVE ASKED LEAH OUT RIGHT AWAY. 1111 01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:02,088 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING REALLY HOT ABOUT TAKING OUR TIME. 1112 01:03:02,123 --> 01:03:03,780 I GUESS I SHOULD EAT LIGHT. 1113 01:03:03,814 --> 01:03:08,681 DID YOU SEE, WE HAVE A LO-CAL LIST? LOW CARBS. LOW FAT. 1114 01:03:08,715 --> 01:03:10,545 YEAH. I NOTICED. 1115 01:03:15,032 --> 01:03:18,484 VEGGIE EGG WHITE OMELET? HMM? OKAY. 1116 01:03:20,210 --> 01:03:23,006 SHE WAS A REALLY GOOD MUSE. 1117 01:03:23,040 --> 01:03:25,594 NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS MOTIVATED. 1118 01:03:25,629 --> 01:03:27,804 SHE MOTIVATED THE HELL OUT OF ME! 1119 01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:32,463 ♪♪ [RANCHERO SONG ON RADIO] 1120 01:04:07,464 --> 01:04:10,812 UH, SORRY SIR, I SAW THE LIGHT. 1121 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,262 CAN I BE OF ANY HELP? 1122 01:04:12,296 --> 01:04:17,612 NO. THANKS. I'M JUST CHECKING OUT YOUR SPACE. 1123 01:04:17,646 --> 01:04:20,097 I'M SCHEDULED TO PERFORM HERE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. 1124 01:04:20,132 --> 01:04:23,652 HEY, GOOD FOR YOU. YOU KNOW, IN MY DAY, 1125 01:04:23,687 --> 01:04:25,620 EVERYONE WHO WAS ANYONE 1126 01:04:25,654 --> 01:04:29,106 PLAYED THE RIVIERA PALM SPRINGS: 1127 01:04:29,141 --> 01:04:35,768 SINATRA, SONNY & CHER, ELVIS. EVERYONE. 1128 01:04:35,802 --> 01:04:37,597 THAT STAGE IS LEGENDARY. 1129 01:04:37,632 --> 01:04:42,602 YEAH, I KNOW. BUT I'M NOT ANYBODY. 1130 01:04:42,637 --> 01:04:46,020 COME ON. EVERYBODY'S SOMEBODY. 1131 01:04:46,054 --> 01:04:48,125 WOULD YOU TURN OUT THE LIGHT WHEN YOU LEAVE, PLEASE? 1132 01:04:52,647 --> 01:04:54,683 THANK YOU, SIR. 1133 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,872 IT'S A NICE NOTE. IT'S KIND OF SAD. 1134 01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:15,739 UM, YEAH. 1135 01:05:17,672 --> 01:05:19,916 ♪♪ [HUMMING] 1136 01:05:25,783 --> 01:05:26,923 WOW. 1137 01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:32,929 HE'S TRYING. 1138 01:05:32,963 --> 01:05:36,518 UMM-HMM. YEAH. YEAH, HE'S REALLY GOOD AT SAYING SORRY AFTERWARDS. 1139 01:05:38,727 --> 01:05:40,729 [SIGHS] MAN, I'M SORRY. 1140 01:05:45,286 --> 01:05:47,184 WILL YOU SEE HIM? 1141 01:05:47,219 --> 01:05:48,772 I-- NO. 1142 01:05:54,916 --> 01:05:57,367 DINNER IN 15, OKAY? 1143 01:05:58,747 --> 01:06:00,197 OKAY. OKAY. 1144 01:06:07,653 --> 01:06:09,275 I FELT LIKE 10 MILES OF DIRT ROAD. 1145 01:06:09,310 --> 01:06:11,243 THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LOT OF WORK. 1146 01:06:11,277 --> 01:06:13,452 AFTER A COUPLE OF WEEKS, I'D CAUGHT UP ON ALL MY ACCOUNTS, 1147 01:06:13,486 --> 01:06:16,386 AND PEOPLE WERE BACK TO TREATING ME LIKE A REGULAR GUY. 1148 01:06:16,420 --> 01:06:17,801 BUT IT KINDA DEPRESSED ME-- 1149 01:06:17,835 --> 01:06:19,216 EVERYBODY HAD TREATED ME LIKE A PARIAH, 1150 01:06:19,251 --> 01:06:21,115 JUST BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH A ROUGH PATCH. 1151 01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:23,600 I PAID MY DEBTS AND I DROPPED OUT OF SIGHT. 1152 01:06:23,634 --> 01:06:25,636 I DIDN'T EVEN GO SEE LEAH AFTER THE FIRST MONTH. 1153 01:06:25,671 --> 01:06:27,569 I KNOW THAT WAS BAD, BECAUSE WE WERE FLIRTING PRETTY HEAVILY, 1154 01:06:27,604 --> 01:06:29,709 AND I'M SURE I HURT HER FEELINGS. 1155 01:06:29,744 --> 01:06:32,919 I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE TO SEE ME ON MY WAY TO 40 POUNDS OFF. 1156 01:06:32,954 --> 01:06:34,300 I WANTED TO REAPPEAR WHEN IT WAS ALL DONE, 1157 01:06:34,335 --> 01:06:36,371 AND LET PEOPLE DEAL WITH THEIR DISBELIEF. 1158 01:06:36,406 --> 01:06:38,408 I WAS TIRED OF HIDING FROM EVERYTHING. 1159 01:06:38,442 --> 01:06:41,480 I WAS BROKE, BUT SO WHAT? DID THAT MAKE ME A BAD PERSON? 1160 01:06:41,514 --> 01:06:43,723 I HAD TOO MUCH SHAME WRAPPED UP IN MY SITUATION. 1161 01:06:43,758 --> 01:06:45,553 I SPENT ALL MY TIME JUDGING MYSELF, 1162 01:06:45,587 --> 01:06:48,211 AND COMPARING MY LIFE TO OTHER PEOPLE'S. 1163 01:06:48,245 --> 01:06:50,040 LIFE ISN'T A CONTEST. 1164 01:06:50,075 --> 01:06:51,731 IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO DIES WITH THE MOST MONEY. 1165 01:06:51,766 --> 01:06:53,009 IT'S ABOUT LEARNING TO SING AGAIN, 1166 01:06:53,043 --> 01:06:54,734 AND GETTING A GIRL TO FALL FOR YOU. 1167 01:06:54,769 --> 01:06:58,186 AND IF LIFE IS NOT A CONTEST, THEN NONE OF US ARE LOSERS! 1168 01:07:04,813 --> 01:07:06,125 HI, JERRY. HI, SUGAR. 1169 01:07:06,160 --> 01:07:07,920 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1170 01:07:07,954 --> 01:07:10,474 YEAH? WHAT'S THIS?YOUR TICKET TO THE SHOW. 1171 01:07:12,476 --> 01:07:15,307 I'M NOT GOING.WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1172 01:07:15,341 --> 01:07:17,067 PLEASE DON'T GO THERE. 1173 01:07:17,102 --> 01:07:20,105 I'M SUCH AN IDIOT TO THINK THAT HE WAS ANY DIFFERENT. 1174 01:07:20,139 --> 01:07:22,279 WAIT. WAIT A SECOND. WAIT, PLEASE. 1175 01:07:22,314 --> 01:07:24,316 COME HERE, SIT DOWN. 1176 01:07:24,350 --> 01:07:29,114 COME ON, JUST SIT DOWN. DON'T BE LIKE THAT. 1177 01:07:31,012 --> 01:07:34,498 I'M EITHER THE WORLD'S WORST JUDGE OF CHARACTER, 1178 01:07:34,533 --> 01:07:39,469 OR I'M JUST NEVER GOING TO BE... SPECIAL ENOUGH? 1179 01:07:39,503 --> 01:07:41,091 I THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS. 1180 01:07:41,126 --> 01:07:43,162 HE IS SERIOUS! NO. 1181 01:07:43,197 --> 01:07:47,304 IT'S BECAUSE HE'S SO SERIOUS ABOUT YOU THAT HE DROPPED OUT. 1182 01:07:48,926 --> 01:07:51,791 LOOK. 1183 01:07:51,826 --> 01:07:56,796 WHAT IS IT?WELL, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL, SLINKY COCKTAIL DRESS. 1184 01:07:56,831 --> 01:07:58,212 YOU'LL LOOK FANTASTIC. 1185 01:07:58,246 --> 01:08:00,800 HE GOT THIS? 1186 01:08:00,835 --> 01:08:04,045 WE WENT SHOPPING TOGETHER. I PICKED IT OUT-- 1187 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:07,221 HE-HE NEEDED SOMEONE TO HELP HIM WHO HAD 1188 01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:10,672 A MODICUM OF CULTURE AND REFINEMENT, 1189 01:08:10,707 --> 01:08:13,537 WHICH FOR ME OF COURSE IS A GROSS UNDERSTATEMENT, 1190 01:08:13,572 --> 01:08:15,815 BUT TH-THE GARMENT HE WAS GONNA BUY YOU 1191 01:08:15,850 --> 01:08:18,163 WOULD HAVE MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A FERAL CAT'S HAIRBALL. 1192 01:08:18,197 --> 01:08:21,683 HONESTLY, IT LOOKED LIKE THE UPHOLSTERY OF A FORGOTTEN COUCH 1193 01:08:21,718 --> 01:08:23,927 IN THE BASEMENT OF A SLEAZY HOTEL. 1194 01:08:25,515 --> 01:08:30,106 THERE YOU GO. C'MON. COME TO THE SHOW. 1195 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:33,281 HE'S FOR REAL. AND IF HE'S NOT, I AM! 1196 01:08:39,460 --> 01:08:41,565 THAT'S ALL UNCLE JERRY GETS? 1197 01:08:46,984 --> 01:08:49,539 IF YOU WANT, YOU CAN FIX THE AZTEC BEAST, 'CAUSE I'M NOT TOUCH-- 1198 01:08:49,573 --> 01:08:52,093 MIKE! MIKE! 1199 01:08:54,371 --> 01:08:57,236 HEY! HEY. 1200 01:08:57,271 --> 01:08:59,376 HOW ARE YOU DOIN', MR. BRAILL? 1201 01:08:59,411 --> 01:09:04,692 LISTEN, PISHER. YOU'RE 19. YOU'RE A MAN NOW. CALL ME JERRY! 1202 01:09:04,726 --> 01:09:05,969 OKAY. 1203 01:09:06,003 --> 01:09:09,628 SO. YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN DOING? 1204 01:09:09,662 --> 01:09:13,287 YEAH. I DO KNOW ABOUT IT. 1205 01:09:13,321 --> 01:09:16,945 WELL, I WANT TO SAY THIS IN A WAY THAT YOU KNOW IT'S NOT BULLSHIT. 1206 01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:19,293 HE'S WORKING VERY HARD. I CAN ATTEST TO THAT. 1207 01:09:19,327 --> 01:09:21,087 YOU KNOW WHAT? I-IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER 1208 01:09:21,122 --> 01:09:23,780 THAT HE'S WORKING HARD, BECAUSE HE ALWAYS WORKS HARD. 1209 01:09:23,814 --> 01:09:25,437 YOU KNOW? AND IT'S-- AND IT'S GOOD. IT'S REALLY GOOD 1210 01:09:25,471 --> 01:09:26,886 FOR A LITTLE BIT, BUT THEN HE GOES BACK 1211 01:09:26,921 --> 01:09:29,441 AND HE DOES THE SAME SHIT OVER AGAIN. 1212 01:09:36,448 --> 01:09:38,726 I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED. 1213 01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:41,591 I DON'T-- I DON'T THINK IT'S POSSIBLE, YOU KNOW?. 1214 01:09:41,625 --> 01:09:46,665 I MEAN, I'VE SEEN HIM DO JUST-- A BUNCH OF CRAZY, DESPERATE, INSANE SHIT. 1215 01:09:46,699 --> 01:09:49,909 HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE SURPRISED, 1216 01:09:49,944 --> 01:09:52,774 IF FOR NOTHING ELSE THAN THAT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RECOGNIZE HIM. 1217 01:09:52,809 --> 01:09:54,190 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1218 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:56,744 AM I TALKING A FOREIGN LANGUAGE? 1219 01:09:56,778 --> 01:09:59,022 I'M TELLING YOU, YOU WON'T KNOW THIS MAN. 1220 01:09:59,056 --> 01:10:02,128 HE'S SO COMPLETELY CHANGED THAT HE'S NOT LIKE THE MAN HE WAS 1221 01:10:02,163 --> 01:10:04,579 THE LAST TIME YOU SAW HIM. 1222 01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:08,238 AND THAT'S ALL TO HIS CREDIT, FOR HOWEVER LONG IT LASTS. 1223 01:10:08,273 --> 01:10:11,241 YEAH.COME ON, MIKE. 1224 01:10:11,276 --> 01:10:14,002 HERE'S A COUPLE OF SEATS FOR THE SHOW. IT'S TOMORROW NIGHT. 1225 01:10:14,037 --> 01:10:17,489 YOUR DAD ASKED ME SPECIFICALLY TO TELL YOU TO BRING YOUR GIRL. 1226 01:10:18,835 --> 01:10:20,975 HE "ASKED SPECIFICALLY"? YEAH! 1227 01:10:23,184 --> 01:10:27,292 HE SENT ME TWO TICKETS IN THE MAIL LAST WEEK. 1228 01:10:27,326 --> 01:10:30,226 HE HAS NO IDEA THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO ME, DOES HE? 1229 01:10:30,260 --> 01:10:32,711 NO. JESUS CHRIST! 1230 01:10:32,745 --> 01:10:34,954 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS HE IS, JERRY! 1231 01:10:34,989 --> 01:10:37,129 WHAT IS WITH YOU OLD GUYS AND LYING? 1232 01:10:37,163 --> 01:10:41,271 I-IT'S LYING? WHAT? TO GET YOU TO SEE YOUR FATHER ON THE STAGE? 1233 01:10:41,306 --> 01:10:42,721 THAT'S JUST A WHITE LIE. 1234 01:10:42,755 --> 01:10:44,309 I DUNNO. MAYBE IT IS. 1235 01:10:44,343 --> 01:10:46,897 A-A-AND LYING TO OURSELVES 1236 01:10:46,932 --> 01:10:49,624 IS JUST SOMETHING OLDER GUYS DO TO SURVIVE. 1237 01:10:49,659 --> 01:10:54,146 IT'S A REFLEX FROM DEALING WITH WOMEN AND OTHER SUNDRY PROBLEMS. 1238 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:58,702 LIVING A DELUSION, SON, IS SOMETHING THAT SOMETIMES-- IT'S ALL WE HAVE. 1239 01:10:58,737 --> 01:11:03,500 BUT YOUR DAD'S TRYING TO DO SOMETHING BETTER, SOMETHING AUTHENTIC. 1240 01:11:03,535 --> 01:11:05,985 COME TO THE SHOW. 1241 01:11:06,020 --> 01:11:08,712 ANYWAY, YOU GOT THE TICKETS, AND-- 1242 01:11:08,747 --> 01:11:10,645 NOW, WAIT A SECOND; YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO TICKETS. 1243 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:13,476 I'M TAKING THESE BACK. THESE ARE EXPENSIVE. 1244 01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:18,860 YEAH, WELL. THANKS FOR COMING, JERRY. APPRECIATE IT. 1245 01:11:18,895 --> 01:11:20,172 WELL, I'M WANNA SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT. 1246 01:11:20,206 --> 01:11:24,003 OKAY, I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO. 1247 01:11:24,038 --> 01:11:25,211 THANKS. 1248 01:11:30,562 --> 01:11:32,529 ♪♪ [GUITAR INSTRUMENTAL] 1249 01:12:10,567 --> 01:12:14,709 OKAY, SO IT'S-- IT'S, LIKE, NOT ENOUGH THAT I'M SITTING HERE? 1250 01:12:14,744 --> 01:12:16,608 ACTUALLY, NO. GET OVER YOURSELF. 1251 01:12:16,642 --> 01:12:18,230 "GET OVER MYSELF"? IT'S REALLY CORNY. 1252 01:12:18,264 --> 01:12:20,266 IT'S NOT CORNY! GET BACK THERE. 1253 01:12:20,301 --> 01:12:23,166 WE DIDN'T EVEN BRING HIM FLOWERS. 1254 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:24,616 YEAH. FLOWERS. 1255 01:12:24,650 --> 01:12:28,620 YEAH. YEAH, FLOWERS. IT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO! 1256 01:12:28,654 --> 01:12:31,381 MM-HMM. 1257 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:34,798 OKAY. SO, I'M SENSING THAT I'M NOT GONNA-- 1258 01:12:34,833 --> 01:12:37,249 I'M NOT GONNA TO WIN THIS ONE HERE? NO. 1259 01:12:37,283 --> 01:12:39,009 FINE. I'LL GO BACK! OKAY? 1260 01:13:21,327 --> 01:13:22,639 WHOA, HEY HEY HEY-- CAN I HELP YOU? 1261 01:13:22,674 --> 01:13:25,401 UH, YEAH, UH-- HELLO? 1262 01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:26,954 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE HERE. 1263 01:13:26,988 --> 01:13:28,162 WHO'RE YOU LOOKING FOR? 1264 01:13:28,196 --> 01:13:30,060 FOR... TONY DURAN? 1265 01:13:30,095 --> 01:13:31,407 I CAN'T LET ANYBODY BACK HERE, KID. I'M SORRY. 1266 01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:33,305 OH! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S REALLY-- 1267 01:13:33,339 --> 01:13:36,135 IT'S REALLY NOT THAT IMPORTANT. I'M HIS SON, SO-- 1268 01:13:36,170 --> 01:13:38,862 WHOA, WHOA. HEY! TONY'S YOUR DAD? 1269 01:13:38,897 --> 01:13:41,244 YEAH. I KNOW WHERE HE IS. COME ON! FOLLOW ME, MAN. 1270 01:13:41,278 --> 01:13:43,591 YOU? COME ON! HURRY UP! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME! 1271 01:13:59,780 --> 01:14:01,506 NICE TO MEET YOU.YEAH! YOU TOO. 1272 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,783 HAVE FUN. YEAH! 1273 01:14:08,236 --> 01:14:09,928 [MUTTERS] 1274 01:14:12,378 --> 01:14:13,552 COME ON IN. 1275 01:14:18,971 --> 01:14:20,697 JESUS, DAD. 1276 01:14:26,910 --> 01:14:28,912 YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. 1277 01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:33,745 WHAT? SURPRISED? 1278 01:14:33,779 --> 01:14:35,781 I'M-- I'M REAL HAPPY. 1279 01:14:37,818 --> 01:14:39,716 I'M REALLY SORRY, DAD. HEY. 1280 01:14:39,751 --> 01:14:41,615 NO, I AM, I AM. 1281 01:14:43,271 --> 01:14:45,515 DON'T GET ME ALL MISTY, HUH? 1282 01:14:45,550 --> 01:14:47,137 I GOT A SHOW TO DO. 1283 01:14:47,172 --> 01:14:49,139 OKAY, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU-- I'LL SEE YOU OUT THERE. 1284 01:14:49,174 --> 01:14:52,246 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1285 01:14:52,280 --> 01:14:54,490 - BYE. - HANG ONTO YOUR HAT! 1286 01:15:27,005 --> 01:15:29,939 [JERRY] ESTEBAN! ESTEBAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 1287 01:15:29,973 --> 01:15:32,079 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1288 01:15:32,113 --> 01:15:35,945 AND YOU KNOW THE APPLAUSE TONIGHT? THAT'S YOUR APPLAUSE. 1289 01:15:35,979 --> 01:15:38,257 WE'RE HERE TO HONOR YOU TONIGHT. 1290 01:15:38,292 --> 01:15:41,537 THAT'S RIGHT. TONIGHT, WE HAVE RAISED 1291 01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:43,780 OVER A QUARTER OF A MILLION DOLLARS... 1292 01:15:43,815 --> 01:15:46,749 [APPLAUSE]TO HELP THE PEOPLE WHO HELP ALL OF US-- 1293 01:15:46,783 --> 01:15:48,198 HOW GREAT IS THAT? 1294 01:15:48,233 --> 01:15:51,270 BECAUSE SOONER OR LATER, IF WE LIVE LONG ENOUGH, 1295 01:15:51,305 --> 01:15:53,445 WE'RE ALL GONNA NEED THESE SERVICES, 1296 01:15:53,479 --> 01:15:55,827 FOR OURSELVES, AND FOR OUR LOVED ONES. 1297 01:15:55,861 --> 01:15:59,037 THESE PEOPLE PROVIDE COMPASSION AND CARE 1298 01:15:59,071 --> 01:16:01,695 FOR OUR ELDERLY FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 1299 01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:05,215 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M JUST THRILLED TO BE ABLE TO HELP OUT. 1300 01:16:05,250 --> 01:16:09,875 OH, I TELL YOU, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL THING TO BE HERE TONIGHT FOR ALL OF YOU. 1301 01:16:09,910 --> 01:16:13,672 THANK YOU FOR COMING. YOU MAKE TONIGHT VERY SPECIAL. 1302 01:16:13,707 --> 01:16:15,363 INDEED, INDEED YOU DO. 1303 01:16:15,398 --> 01:16:19,333 SEYMOUR! SEYMOUR, WAKE UP! SEYMOUR... 1304 01:16:19,367 --> 01:16:20,852 SEYMOUR, I'M ON STAGE. I'M WORKING HERE! 1305 01:16:20,886 --> 01:16:22,474 IT'S MY FRIEND SEYMOUR. 1306 01:16:22,508 --> 01:16:25,408 THIS GUY IS THE ULTIMATE PARTY ANIMAL ON THE PLANET. 1307 01:16:25,442 --> 01:16:28,584 SEYMOUR, I HATE TO GET YOU UP, BUT, SPEAKING OF "UP," SEYMOUR, 1308 01:16:28,618 --> 01:16:31,310 DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE TRAPEZOIDAL BLUE PILLS? 1309 01:16:31,345 --> 01:16:32,898 THEY'RE NOT MINTS, YOU KNOW. 1310 01:16:32,933 --> 01:16:35,970 AS A MATTER OF FACT, LAST NIGHT THE SENIOR CENTER 1311 01:16:36,005 --> 01:16:39,215 WAS ROBBED OF ITS ENTIRE SUPPLY OF THOSE PILLS. 1312 01:16:39,249 --> 01:16:41,044 WELL, WHAT IN THE WORLD HAPPENED? 1313 01:16:41,079 --> 01:16:42,839 THEY'RE LOOKING FOR TWO HARDENED CRIMINALS. 1314 01:16:42,874 --> 01:16:45,048 [BIG LAUGH] 1315 01:16:46,463 --> 01:16:48,569 THANK YOU, ESTEBAN. YOU'RE THE GREATEST. 1316 01:16:48,604 --> 01:16:52,262 THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU EVERYBODY. AND ROCK ON! ROCK ON! 1317 01:16:53,367 --> 01:16:55,369 ESTEBAN! 1318 01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:05,413 [JERRY] HIT IT, TED. 1319 01:17:05,448 --> 01:17:09,348 ♪♪ [BOUNCY] 1320 01:17:09,383 --> 01:17:11,765 TEDDY HERMAN AND HIS FABULOUS ORCHESTRA! 1321 01:17:14,733 --> 01:17:17,736 YOU FEEL THAT? 1322 01:17:17,771 --> 01:17:20,532 SO WITHOUT ANY FURTHER ADO, 1323 01:17:20,566 --> 01:17:24,950 HERE'S A GUY THAT I AM PROUD TO CALL MY FRIEND. 1324 01:17:24,985 --> 01:17:27,712 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE WELCOME: 1325 01:17:27,746 --> 01:17:29,645 MISTER TONY DURAN! 1326 01:17:35,720 --> 01:17:36,928 GO GET 'EM, BABY. 1327 01:17:36,962 --> 01:17:38,136 THANKS, JERRY. 1328 01:17:50,631 --> 01:17:53,323 THIS IS A SONG I SANG A LONG TIME AGO. 1329 01:17:55,809 --> 01:17:57,742 AND I WASN'T REALLY SURE I'D EVER SING IT AGAIN. 1330 01:18:00,192 --> 01:18:03,506 SO LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU: 1331 01:18:03,540 --> 01:18:05,681 EVEN A HAS-BEEN, 1332 01:18:05,715 --> 01:18:08,753 WHO NEVER REALLY WAS, 1333 01:18:08,787 --> 01:18:10,686 CAN COME BACK. 1334 01:18:12,480 --> 01:18:15,760 I KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, BUT... 1335 01:18:15,794 --> 01:18:17,209 I THINK IT'S STARTING TO COME BACK TO ME. 1336 01:18:19,971 --> 01:18:22,801 ♪ OH, THE SHARK, BABE 1337 01:18:22,836 --> 01:18:25,977 ♪ HAS SUCH TEETH, DEAR 1338 01:18:26,011 --> 01:18:29,705 ♪ AND HE SHOWS THEM PEARLY-WHITE ♪ 1339 01:18:31,499 --> 01:18:37,540 ♪ JUST A JACKKNIFE HAS OLD MACHEATH, BABE ♪ 1340 01:18:37,574 --> 01:18:41,475 ♪ AND HE KEEPS IT AH... OUT OF SIGHT ♪ 1341 01:18:42,959 --> 01:18:46,204 ♪ YOU KNOW WHEN THAT SHARK BITES ♪ 1342 01:18:46,238 --> 01:18:49,276 ♪ WITH HIS TEETH, DEAR 1343 01:18:49,310 --> 01:18:54,833 ♪ SCARLET BILLOWS START TO SPREAD ♪ 1344 01:18:54,868 --> 01:19:00,632 ♪ FANCY GLOVES, THOUGH, WEARS OLD MACHEATH, BABE ♪ 1345 01:19:00,666 --> 01:19:04,601 ♪ SO THERE'S NEVER, NEVER A TRACE OF RED ♪ 1346 01:19:06,603 --> 01:19:12,230 ♪ NOW ON A SIDEWALK, OOH, SUNNY MORNING, UH-HUH ♪ 1347 01:19:12,264 --> 01:19:17,304 ♪ LIES A BODY JUST OOZIN' LIFE ♪ 1348 01:19:17,338 --> 01:19:23,897 ♪ EEK, AND SOMEONE'S SNEAKIN' 'ROUND THE CORNER ♪ 1349 01:19:23,931 --> 01:19:29,730 ♪ COULD THAT SOMEONE BE MACK THE KNIFE? ♪ 1350 01:19:29,765 --> 01:19:32,595 ♪ THERE'S A TUGBOAT HA, HA-HA ♪ 1351 01:19:32,629 --> 01:19:35,184 ♪ DOWN BY THE RIVER DON'TCHA KNOW ♪ 1352 01:19:35,218 --> 01:19:39,705 ♪ WHERE A CEMENT BAG'S JUST A-DROOPIN' ON DOWN ♪ 1353 01:19:41,052 --> 01:19:43,882 ♪ OH, THAT CEMENT IS JUST 1354 01:19:43,917 --> 01:19:47,092 ♪ IT'S THERE FOR THE WEIGHT, DEAR ♪ 1355 01:19:47,127 --> 01:19:52,788 ♪ FIVE'LL GET YA TEN OLD MACKY'S BACK IN TOWN ♪ 1356 01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,238 ♪ NOW D'JA HEAR 'BOUT LOUIE MILLER? ♪ 1357 01:19:55,273 --> 01:19:58,345 ♪ HE DISAPPEARED, BABE 1358 01:19:58,379 --> 01:20:04,213 ♪ AFTER DRAWIN' OUT ALL HIS HARD-EARNED CASH ♪ 1359 01:20:04,247 --> 01:20:07,216 ♪ AND NOW MACHEATH SPENDS 1360 01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:10,736 ♪ JUST LIKE A SAILOR 1361 01:20:10,771 --> 01:20:14,464 ♪ COULD IT BE OUR BOY'S DONE SOMETHING RASH? ♪ 1362 01:20:15,983 --> 01:20:22,369 ♪ NOW, JENNY DIVER YEAH, SUKEY TAWDRY ♪ 1363 01:20:22,403 --> 01:20:25,441 ♪ MISS LOTTE LENYA 1364 01:20:25,475 --> 01:20:27,961 ♪ AND OLD LUCY BROWN 1365 01:20:27,995 --> 01:20:30,584 ♪ OH, THE LINE FORMS 1366 01:20:30,618 --> 01:20:34,208 ♪ ON THE RIGHT, BABE 1367 01:20:34,243 --> 01:20:36,797 ♪ NOW THAT MACKY'S 1368 01:20:36,832 --> 01:20:39,627 ♪ BACK IN TOWN-- 1369 01:20:39,662 --> 01:20:41,940 ♪ I SAID, JENNY DIVER 1370 01:20:41,975 --> 01:20:44,978 ♪ OLD SUKEY TAWDRY 1371 01:20:45,012 --> 01:20:47,843 ♪ LOOK OUT FOR MISS LOTTE LENYA ♪ 1372 01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:51,225 ♪ AND OLD LUCY BROWN 1373 01:20:51,260 --> 01:20:54,090 ♪ YEAH, THE LINE FORMS 1374 01:20:54,125 --> 01:20:56,990 ♪ ON THE RIGHT, BABE 1375 01:20:57,024 --> 01:21:02,581 ♪ NOW THAT MACKY... 1376 01:21:02,616 --> 01:21:05,653 ♪ BACK IN TOWN 1377 01:21:12,488 --> 01:21:15,008 ♪ LOOK OUT, OLD MACKY IS BACK! YEAH! ♪ 1378 01:21:19,219 --> 01:21:22,325 [RIOTOUS APPLAUSE] 1379 01:21:32,163 --> 01:21:36,063 ♪♪ ["I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT"] 102592

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