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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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(Soft jazz music playing)
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Mmm... (Chuckles)
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I can't believe it took so
long for our first date.
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Maybe all good things
are worth waiting for.
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(Laughs)
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Wow. That's such a good line.
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To the Vampire of my dreams.
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There's something I've wanted
to do for a really long time.
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Kiss me, Ethan?
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Rory: Ethan!
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Hey, buddy!
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Wake up!
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Ethan! Ethan! (Both grunt)
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(Both groaning)
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- Oh.
- Ow...
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What are you doing in here?
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I let him in.
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Oh, Ethan, you're so dreamy! Kiss me!
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You ever hear of privacy,
you little rodent?
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Mom! Ethan hit me!
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Ah!
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Rory: Ethan, get up.
The Council wants to see you.
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They said they have a job for you.
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You can tell The Vampire Council
that they'll have to wait.
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Today, I am a man.
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Ah, you're using the stove all by yourself?
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No.
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Today is the day that I
ask Sarah out on a date.
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Cool! Where are we going?
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(Sighs)
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Ow!
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Ethan's mom! Ethan hit me!
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Yeah, it's me.
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What you get is what you see.
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No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
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She can give you
everything you need.
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She's the girl next door.
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Yeah, it's me.
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Thanks.
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So? Did you have fun last night?
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Fun? Everyone wore sunglasses indoors
and talked about blood types.
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I know! I love Vampire Clubs.
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I just wanted one normal night, you know...
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Go to the Mall, see a late
movie, pig out on popcorn.
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Just like we used to.
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Sarah, I was VP of the
historical fiction club.
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I don't want that kind of normal anymore.
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Hey, Sarah! Looking good today.
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No, she looks good every day.
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Is it windy in here, because
I just got blown away.
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Ugh.
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Why am I so much smoother in my dreams?
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Benny: You know...
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Just for you, I'll take my
hundred bucks in dollars.
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(Sighs)
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The deal was that I had a
year to ask Sarah out.
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I still have five hours left.
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Hmm.
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Rory: The Council wants
to meet with you now.
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And this time I've been
authorized to use force.
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(Chuckles)
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What force?
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These. (Chuckles)
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(Growling)
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And those.
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Let's just get this over with.
I'll ask Sarah out later.
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Yeah, sure you will.
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Oh, and on a completely unrelated note,
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I have pre-ordered a hundred dollars' worth
of the world's first self-chewing gum.
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Thank you for agreeing to meet with us.
Most kind.
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Yeah, sure.
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Any time.
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Someone broke into the archives and
left one of our elders like this.
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Ethan: Elder?
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He looks more like an intern.
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He's 769 years old.
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Doesn't look a day over 768. (Chuckles)
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He's in some type of trance.
We cannot wake him.
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We have no way of knowing
what went on here.
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But a seer might.
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Look inside of him and see who did this.
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Oh, I can't really look for things.
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I kind of just see what I see.
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Look now.
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Or I will see inside of your head.
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The old-fashioned way.
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Yeah.
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Where is it!
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Where is the Lucifractor?
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(Gasps)
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He was attacked by a man in a long cloak.
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And he was looking for something
called the Lucifractor.
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Someone you know?
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Did you see anything else?
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Not really.
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Thank you for your help. You're free to go.
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And Ethan...
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The next time you make me send
my guards to bring you back...
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I'll send them out hungry.
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Hey, that went well.
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I mean, you appear to be alive.
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Yeah. I've got all day to ask Sarah out.
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Benny: Yeah. This I gotta see.
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Get off!
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Erica told me you were here.
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- Did they hurt you?
- Oh!
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Is everything okay?
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Uh, yeah.
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Um...
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Can I...
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Um, can we, uh...
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I'd...
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I'd like to, uh, ask you...
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Uh...
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Maybe we could, uh...
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(Whispering) He's actually doing it!
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I changed my mind.
This is definitely worth a hundred bucks!
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Sarah, would you like to go out
for dinner with me tonight?
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What, like a date?
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- Uh, no, not like that. I mean...
- No! Yes!
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I mean... Yeah, exactly like that.
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On a date.
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Sure, what the heck.
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Could be fun.
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See you tonight, then?
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(Mimics explosion)
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She said yes! (Benny laughing)
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And I never doubted you ever!
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Me neither!
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And I'm not lying like Benny!
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Yeah!
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I can't believe she said yes.
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One hundred dollars.
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In nickels.
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Best money I ever spent.
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What are you doing?
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I saw this in the vision I got
from The Council Librarian.
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What did they say it was?
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I didn't tell them about it.
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Dude!
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You kept a secret from The Council?
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How'd you get so cool all of a sudden?
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Look, the wizard who raided
The Council library,
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was looking for something
called the Lucifractor.
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Anastasia tried really hard to not
look worried when I mentioned that.
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Must be pretty important if it
scared Little Miss Fang Thang.
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Maybe we should figure this out.
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Maybe I should just call
Sarah about tonight and...
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Both: Hey, whoa, whoa!
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It took a full year to get one date. One!
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This?
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This happens every week.
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Go on your date, dude.
We'll totally figure this out.
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The two of us make almost a full Ethan.
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Yeah.
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What?
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Okay.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Okay so, where are you taking her?
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Well, Erica mentioned a little
Restaurant Sarah might like.
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Nice. Time for some tips.
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Oh, I don't need any tips.
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I don't need any tips, coach.
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How necessary would you say that wig is?
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Very. I totally think it brings
out the color in my eye.
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Cut the chatter!
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What do you do when you first sit down?
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Act like it's the only place to be.
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Isn't this awesome?
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Hm! Awkward pause alert!
What do you do?
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Um, compliment her eyes or her shoes!
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Do you have a map?
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Why?
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Because I just got lost in your shoes.
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Oh, my!
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Here comes the bill, hotshot.
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There you are, Sir.
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What do you do?
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Don't make a big deal about how maybe
your soup wasn't worth seven dollars?
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Lesson time's over! Get in there!
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Get your date on! Go, go, go, go!
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- Oh!
- Thanks!
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You think he'll blow it?
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Yeah, probs.
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I mean, he left you the bill.
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I've been staring at this
thing for five minutes and...
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Does this look like a monkey's head to you?
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I mean, with one eye?
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I think it looks more like this.
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Benny: Hey, you're right. Nice catch.
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What is this map?
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Oh, that would be the oh no zone.
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It's the only part of town
my company won't insure.
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Too many weird accidents.
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Uh, this one...
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House sucked into the ground.
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Um, garage torn apart by trees.
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Oh, yeah, driveway turned to lava!
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Yeah!
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Nothing that gets built in
these spots stays up for long.
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It's like the whole area seems
to be filled with bad luck.
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Oh. What's this place in the center?
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1 Darkwood Road?
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Oh, Darkwood Hotel, oldest in town.
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You know, back in the '40s...
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A busload of people checked
in, the next day...
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They disappeared.
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- Checked out.
- Checked out?
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You mean, like...
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No one knows. Whatever it was,
their insurance didn't cover it.
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(Laughs)
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(Laughing awkwardly)
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So, Ross, um...
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We kids, we love your
insurance stories. Uh...
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Do you have any pictures of, like,
flooded basements and stuff?
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Do I?
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Yeah, they're upstairs!
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I'll go get 'em!
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Thank you. Great.
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Okay, so, each place he mentioned
is a nexus of supernatural energy.
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What about this one?
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It's on the drawing, but not in the map.
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Ethan said that cloakey Vamp-stomper was
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looking for something
called the Lucifractor.
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If this is where it is, we
need to get there first.
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We're going to 1 Darkwood Road.
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You won't believe this.
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One guy's basement, right
here, full of fish!
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It's not a "date" date.
It's just two friends having a...
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A date! And it shouldn't be happening.
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You're not like him anymore.
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This isn't a Dusk novel.
And I'm not a thousand years old.
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Yet. So, relax.
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Hey, whoa.
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Isn't that the bracelet Jesse gave you?
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Are you sure that's a good
idea, to be wearing that?
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That's the one nice thing I
got out of that relationship.
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And I backhanded him in
the face with it once.
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Good times.
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Flower equals date.
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I thought I was picking you up.
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I thought I was picking you up.
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I was gonna buy you a pair
of Heckbots earrings but...
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Thought you might like this better.
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Thanks.
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Shall we?
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Hello, Ethan, it's been a while.
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And we need to talk.
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- Was that a...
- Uh, no, no.
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It was nothing!
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Here.
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(Sarah chuckling)
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(Sensor beeping)
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Dude. This place is definitely haunted.
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We should go.
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Rory.
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On the monster scale, Vampire beats ghost.
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You're the scariest thing down here.
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I am? (Sensor beeping)
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Cool!
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Hold on.
268
00:12:35,532 --> 00:12:37,599
Wait, wait, wait. (Beeping faster)
269
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:41,504
There's a pile of supernatural energy here.
270
00:12:41,505 --> 00:12:44,031
Yeah, this is the right place.
(Rapid beeping)
271
00:12:44,032 --> 00:12:45,664
Oh, no!
272
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:49,180
It's been in my stomach the whole time!
273
00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:51,213
(Groaning frantically)
274
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:53,254
(Sighs)
275
00:12:54,112 --> 00:12:56,752
(Beeping slower)
276
00:12:58,355 --> 00:13:00,256
(Beeping faster)
277
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,391
Here! Okay, this is it.
278
00:13:02,392 --> 00:13:05,194
This is it. Hold this!
279
00:13:05,195 --> 00:13:07,775
(Beeping stops)
280
00:13:14,119 --> 00:13:16,159
Ah-ha.
281
00:13:16,239 --> 00:13:19,419
That's how it's done.
282
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,394
Behold...
283
00:13:22,395 --> 00:13:24,513
The Lucifractor!
284
00:13:24,514 --> 00:13:26,582
We are its new masters!
285
00:13:26,583 --> 00:13:28,517
Oh! What does it do?
286
00:13:28,518 --> 00:13:31,420
It obeys our awesome commands!
287
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:33,322
Cool. How?
288
00:13:33,323 --> 00:13:36,016
I have no idea.
289
00:13:36,017 --> 00:13:38,260
Grandma will figure that one out.
290
00:13:38,261 --> 00:13:41,630
Rory: For something so important, you think
it'd have, like, an alarm or something.
291
00:13:41,631 --> 00:13:42,461
(Sensor beeping)
292
00:13:42,462 --> 00:13:45,402
You mean like that?
293
00:13:45,635 --> 00:13:46,668
(Growling)
294
00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:48,949
Both: Run!
295
00:13:50,256 --> 00:13:53,091
Morgan, reservation for 7:00?
296
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:56,392
Ah, yes. Right this way.
297
00:13:57,129 --> 00:13:59,469
Nice place!
298
00:14:01,033 --> 00:14:02,334
Enjoy your meal, Sir.
299
00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:04,002
Oh, thanks.
300
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:05,402
- Host: And enjoy yours.
- Sarah: Thanks.
301
00:14:05,403 --> 00:14:08,583
Very lean, but healthy.
302
00:14:13,778 --> 00:14:17,078
Oh, turkey napkins. Nice.
303
00:14:17,463 --> 00:14:19,493
(Laughs) Actually, I think it's a swan.
304
00:14:19,494 --> 00:14:21,294
Oh.
305
00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:24,798
Thank you my good... Erica?
306
00:14:24,799 --> 00:14:27,734
Aren't you two the most
adorable couple ever?
307
00:14:27,735 --> 00:14:29,536
You work here?
308
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,259
Vampires need money, too.
309
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,886
So would you like to hear our specials?
310
00:14:32,887 --> 00:14:36,806
We have one dessert so sweet that
goes straight to your bloodstream.
311
00:14:36,807 --> 00:14:40,282
Um, can we just have a
second with the menus?
312
00:14:40,283 --> 00:14:42,923
Take your time.
313
00:14:43,003 --> 00:14:45,907
You lied to me!
You said I was the scariest thing here!
314
00:14:45,908 --> 00:14:50,048
Second scariest is still pretty good.
315
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,699
Third scariest.
316
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:54,651
Thanks for finding that for me, boys.
317
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,712
Now, let me have it.
318
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:00,984
Oh, you'll get it all right.
319
00:15:00,985 --> 00:15:03,247
- Run again!
- Okay!
320
00:15:03,248 --> 00:15:05,468
(Growling)
321
00:15:11,556 --> 00:15:13,125
Um, waitress?
322
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:16,066
I ordered a Caesar.
323
00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:23,183
Did I tell you that your eyes
really match your shoes?
324
00:15:23,184 --> 00:15:23,988
(Laughs)
325
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:29,380
Wow. I don't think anyone's
ever said that to me before.
326
00:15:29,381 --> 00:15:30,514
(Sighs)
327
00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,459
I had a vision of Jesse.
328
00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:34,250
Jesse?
329
00:15:34,251 --> 00:15:36,942
I knew it! In the park when
you touched my bracelet?
330
00:15:36,943 --> 00:15:38,186
Yeah. I'm sorry.
331
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,538
I should have said something but I
didn't want it to get in the way.
332
00:15:41,539 --> 00:15:44,307
I don't even know how
he knew we were dating.
333
00:15:44,308 --> 00:15:45,903
You really think that's it?
334
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:49,384
Yeah, but enough is enough.
335
00:15:49,446 --> 00:15:51,481
It's time I sent him a message.
336
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:54,482
Tonight is about us.
337
00:15:54,812 --> 00:15:58,254
Ethan, listen up. We need to talk.
338
00:15:58,255 --> 00:16:00,323
You're... You're here.
339
00:16:00,324 --> 00:16:01,558
Actually here.
340
00:16:01,559 --> 00:16:03,426
This was just supposed to be a message.
341
00:16:03,427 --> 00:16:05,924
What do you want?
342
00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,985
Someone's growing up!
343
00:16:09,300 --> 00:16:12,335
And you're with Sarah.
344
00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:13,770
First date?
345
00:16:13,771 --> 00:16:15,406
Yeah, it is.
346
00:16:15,407 --> 00:16:16,886
And you're interrupting.
347
00:16:16,887 --> 00:16:18,341
Feeling territorial?
348
00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:20,895
Easy, tiger. This is business.
349
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,975
Someone's looking for the Lucifractor.
You have to find it.
350
00:16:23,976 --> 00:16:25,520
What's so important about it?
351
00:16:25,521 --> 00:16:29,219
The Lucifractor absorbs the dark
energy that keeps Vampires alive.
352
00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:32,255
Two centuries ago, a sorcerer almost
drove us out of Whitechapel with it.
353
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:35,916
I dealt with him and hid it.
354
00:16:35,951 --> 00:16:37,818
So why don't you just deal with him again?
355
00:16:37,819 --> 00:16:40,854
Yeah, I was kind of
banished by The Council.
356
00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:44,959
"Undesirable element," they called me.
Can you believe that?
357
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,694
It boggles the mind.
358
00:16:46,695 --> 00:16:49,467
Listen, Sarah's life is in danger.
359
00:16:49,468 --> 00:16:52,360
The Lucifractor is in
the old Darkwood Hotel.
360
00:16:52,361 --> 00:16:53,658
And be careful.
361
00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:57,531
I left a sort of watchdog
behind to guard it.
362
00:16:57,532 --> 00:17:01,285
It won't care whose side you're on.
363
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,901
Well? What is it?
364
00:17:02,902 --> 00:17:04,998
Um, I just...
365
00:17:04,999 --> 00:17:08,888
Need to make a quick phone call.
366
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:10,929
(Sighs)
367
00:17:11,547 --> 00:17:13,514
You're... You're so fast.
368
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,250
You look a little tired.
Want me to carry that for a while?
369
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:18,111
Yes.
370
00:17:18,548 --> 00:17:20,411
Ut-oh!
371
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:22,212
No.
372
00:17:22,391 --> 00:17:26,326
It's a lot heavier than I thought.
373
00:17:26,327 --> 00:17:29,046
Maybe you shouldn't touch this thing.
All right, then.
374
00:17:29,047 --> 00:17:31,987
(Cell phone ringing)
375
00:17:33,999 --> 00:17:36,288
Ethan! Hey, okay, we've found
the Lucifractor, and it...
376
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:38,718
You found it?
Was there some kind of guardian thing?
377
00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:40,384
Oh, yeah. And it...
378
00:17:40,385 --> 00:17:42,658
Never mind! You have to bring
it to the Restaurant now!
379
00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:44,639
Hurry!
380
00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,548
Uh, hey, Rory.
381
00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:52,486
You feel well enough to, like, fly
really fast while carrying me?
382
00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:54,232
Uh-uh.
383
00:17:54,233 --> 00:17:55,722
Okay, tell me what's going on.
384
00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:57,808
There's a bit too much to
explain right now, but...
385
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,982
We should leave as soon as
Benny and Rory get here, okay?
386
00:17:59,983 --> 00:18:03,292
Benny and Rory are joining us? On our date?
387
00:18:03,293 --> 00:18:04,465
I knew it!
388
00:18:04,466 --> 00:18:06,266
I'll get your coat, okay?
389
00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,367
Oh!
390
00:18:07,368 --> 00:18:08,810
(Hisses)
391
00:18:08,811 --> 00:18:11,991
Please be careful, Sir.
392
00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:17,583
This is a Vampire Restaurant!
393
00:18:17,584 --> 00:18:20,338
What are you talking about?
You chose this place!
394
00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:23,279
Actually, Erica did.
395
00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:27,329
You recommended a Vampire Restaurant?
396
00:18:27,330 --> 00:18:29,457
Vampires have restaurants?
397
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:31,819
Look. There's two types
of people in this world.
398
00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,461
Eaters, and eatees.
399
00:18:33,462 --> 00:18:35,496
You both need to know who
you're going on a date with.
400
00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:37,665
Is there a problem with the meal?
401
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:39,399
Would you like him seasoned?
402
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:41,947
I think I'll take him to go, thanks.
403
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,320
(Door opens)
404
00:18:43,321 --> 00:18:45,601
Oh, Benny!
405
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:52,437
Hey, okay, this is the good news.
406
00:18:53,615 --> 00:18:54,990
Bad news is...
407
00:18:54,991 --> 00:18:57,211
(Growling)
408
00:18:59,521 --> 00:19:01,522
That thing sure wants its chew toy back.
409
00:19:01,523 --> 00:19:03,919
Why can't we just give it to him?
410
00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:08,040
Are you nuts? It's powerful enough now
without giving it a super weapon.
411
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,498
Maybe we can destroy one
powerful thing with another.
412
00:19:10,499 --> 00:19:12,001
Good idea! Do it now!
413
00:19:12,002 --> 00:19:13,983
I've gotta figure out how to use it!
414
00:19:13,984 --> 00:19:17,237
Maybe I can buy you some time.
415
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:19,518
Dagaroth...
416
00:19:21,309 --> 00:19:23,109
Ah!
417
00:19:24,278 --> 00:19:27,038
Is it ready yet?
418
00:19:37,492 --> 00:19:40,192
(Crowd murmuring)
419
00:19:40,629 --> 00:19:42,679
What is that thing?
420
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:44,999
I totally almost tasted that earlier.
421
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,300
So much power.
422
00:19:47,301 --> 00:19:50,061
I could feel it.
423
00:19:55,476 --> 00:19:59,981
If you talk about what you saw tonight,
the only people who will believe you...
424
00:19:59,982 --> 00:20:02,350
Are the ones who will eat you.
425
00:20:02,351 --> 00:20:04,384
Let's go!
426
00:20:04,385 --> 00:20:05,719
Are you okay?
427
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,640
Here.
428
00:20:08,252 --> 00:20:10,390
(Grunting)
429
00:20:10,391 --> 00:20:11,559
Ethan: You all right?
430
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,201
Yeah.
431
00:20:13,202 --> 00:20:15,696
I think I'll call it a night.
432
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:19,057
Yeah. Um, I'll call you?
433
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,220
Yeah?
434
00:20:21,774 --> 00:20:23,814
(Sighs)
435
00:20:26,407 --> 00:20:29,192
Well, let's put it this way, buddy...
436
00:20:29,193 --> 00:20:31,000
She'll never forget this date.
437
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,801
Oh.
438
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:35,072
Let's go.
439
00:20:35,073 --> 00:20:38,373
Maybe next time, trouper.
440
00:20:41,522 --> 00:20:42,590
(Sighs)
441
00:20:42,591 --> 00:20:44,558
Benny: Dude.
442
00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:45,990
You look rough.
443
00:20:45,991 --> 00:20:47,661
Did you have that zombie cat dream again?
444
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,953
Oh, yeah, and worse.
445
00:20:49,954 --> 00:20:51,830
Probably because I slept with
this thing under my pillow.
446
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,690
Hey, let's Lucifract something.
447
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:57,327
No, Benny. This thing's like a
magnifying glass for dark powers.
448
00:20:57,328 --> 00:20:58,351
Exactly!
449
00:20:58,352 --> 00:21:02,046
Imagine what I could do with it
if I was actually good at magic.
450
00:21:02,047 --> 00:21:03,180
We could rule the world.
451
00:21:03,181 --> 00:21:05,803
See? That's exactly why
I'm stuck babysitting it.
452
00:21:05,804 --> 00:21:07,625
- Come on, just for the morning.
- No.
453
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:10,054
I really want to Lucifract just one thing!
454
00:21:10,055 --> 00:21:11,375
No way!
455
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:12,894
I'm the one who found it!
456
00:21:12,895 --> 00:21:14,836
- Give it back!
- Boys!
457
00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,027
You know how I feel about
horseplay in the halls.
458
00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,766
I am horseplay's greatest opponent.
459
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:21,530
This is coming with me.
460
00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:23,267
No! No!
461
00:21:23,268 --> 00:21:25,078
(Grunting)
462
00:21:25,079 --> 00:21:26,828
You can't take that!
463
00:21:26,829 --> 00:21:29,856
I'm fairly certain I can.
If you would like to argue the point,
464
00:21:29,857 --> 00:21:33,624
I'd be happy to hear your
complaints in detention.
465
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,785
No, Sir.
466
00:21:39,355 --> 00:21:42,558
At least it's relatively
safe in his office.
467
00:21:42,559 --> 00:21:45,053
What's Vice-Principal Stern
going to do with it?
468
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:47,274
(Chuckles)
469
00:22:10,523 --> 00:22:14,550
She's the girl next door.
470
00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:17,587
Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
471
00:22:17,588 --> 00:22:20,842
She's the girl next door.
472
00:22:20,843 --> 00:22:23,309
Just for me.
473
00:22:23,310 --> 00:22:29,210
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