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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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(Hisses)
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(Motor whirring)
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Where are those guys?
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I don't know, but they're
missing Taco Tuesday.
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Not wise.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Would you like a taco?
I must be a gentleman.
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Ewe, don't talk with your mouth full.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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What you get is what you see.
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No more "maybe it's Maybelline".
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She can give you
everything you need.
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She's the girl next door.
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Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
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She's the girl next door.
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Just for me.
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Mom: Okay, here we go.
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Don't you think you guys are getting
a bit old for milk and cookies?
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Maybe. But you're never too
old for a cookie sandwich! Mmm.
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Just when I think you've found
every way there is to be disgusting,
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you find another one.
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Yeah, I know, right? Grow up, Benny.
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Hello?
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Oh, hi, Evelyn. Come on
in, what brings you here?
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Well, I just wanted to make sure
that Benny isn't making a mess.
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Oh!
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- Do you have any napkins?
- Stay put, no problem. I'll get some.
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Grandma!
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Well? What do you have
to say for yourselves?
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It's an easy explanation.
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Sarah didn't believe in trolls and
Ethan bet me I couldn't conjure one.
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What was I supposed to do?
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You didn't conjure a
troll. You conjured a toll.
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It cost me five bucks to
get out of my living room.
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Ha! Told you you couldn't do it!
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(Sighs) Here we go.
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Grandma: Oh, Benny!
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Can one of you two do that? Hmm?
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No, all I do is fight
everything while you hide.
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You hide every time that stupid
robot dentist movie is on.
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Hey! Cyberdontist came to this
planet to fill our cavities with pain!
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And at least I'm not hiding from myself.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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That you're a Vampire
who's afraid to bite people.
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- What? He said it, I didn't!
- And you're so perfect?
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I'm just saying.
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Between Benny's misspelled magic
and your smash-happy strategy..
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You'd both fail without my
bulletproof genius plans.
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Stop! You three are a team!
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It's in the hall closet.
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I sense a coming darkness.
(Thunder rumbling)
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A force so powerful, so evil..
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That none of you stand a
chance against it alone.
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Only by working together can..
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You have to work together!
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Yeah.
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(Sighs)
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Did you guys hear that thunder?
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Ugh.
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Mom! Milk's gone bad.
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Mom?
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Dad?
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Jane, I made you cereal!
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Jane?
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(Chuckles)
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(Belching loudly)
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Ooh! Okay, that one's on me, boys.
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That one's on me.
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Okay, either I'm really
late or I'm really early.
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No way.
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I thought the school trip to
the candy factory was next week!
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Hey, Rory.
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- What is that?
- Vampire sasquatch!
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Can you believe they canceled
the show after just nine seasons?
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Yeah. Anyway, have you seen Sarah?
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- Yes!
- Today?
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No.
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(Sighs) I want to run for
Vampire Council party planner,
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but I need two other vamps
to sign for me in their blood.
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Speaking of which..
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Ow! Wait.
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As Vampire Council member, what will
you do to help our fangy community?
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First, I can start by making sure your
furry friend's head stays on his body.
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But his head's already on his body.
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Oh.
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Nice try, Erica, but he's a Vampire.
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He'll just regenerate.
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Fine. What will it take?
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Hang out with me!
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For some reason, Ethan
and Benny aren't around.
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What's that, buddy?
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I know! It is strange!
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- Hello?
- Hello?
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Hello?
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Benny? Did you do this?
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Benny? Did you read a
spell backwards again?
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Did I do this? This feels
like something I did.
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I bet that disappearing
spell went wrong..
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Or everyone turned invisible..
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Or I made everyone silent and tiny.
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And I'm their overseer.
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I'm alone.
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Sarah: Ethan?
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Hello?
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Ethan! (Static crackling)
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Benny, is that you?
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I don't know what's going
on, but I'm out of here!
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Huh.
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No phone.
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No Internet.
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No people.
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Okay, Ethan, you're trapped alone
in some sort of pocket dimension.
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You need a genius plan.
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But maybe not right away.
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My favorite class.
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Fries!
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Playing hooky, are we?
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That's not the Sarah I know.
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You look like me.
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Yeah, kind of.
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Except I'm stronger, faster, cooler.
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I'm the you that you're
too chicken to be.
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(Hisses)
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(Feedback whining)
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They're the Heckbots!.
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Their hearts are made of steel!
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Their guts are..
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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm!
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Well, gotta have balance.
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Mm.
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Mmm.
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Woo!
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Number one Principal?
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Guess they couldn't fit
the word "worst" in there.
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Boom!
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Uh, don't you two have class?
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Principal Hicks?
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Who said that?
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Principal Hicks, you've gotta help
me! I'm trapped in some sort of..
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Hello? Who is this voice?
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Please, leave my head! What's going on?
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Out! Out! Get out! Stop it!
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If there's somebody in his
head, they must be pretty small.
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Yeah.
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No.
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How can Principal Hicks hear me?
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(Gasps)
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Mr. G's right.
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I am my own worst enemy.
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Hi!
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What do you want from me?
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I want you to stop
running from yourself.
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Fine. I'm done running.
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Like I didn't see that coming.
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If I did this, I'm awesome.
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(Motor whirring)
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Cyberdontist?
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(In robotic voice) Brace yourself.
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By my calculations, it
is time for a checkup!
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I knew this would happen someday.
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But I'm ready.
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Technologos bremnar gremath!
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(Chuckles)
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Illogical human.
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Dentists are immune to magic.
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Now open wide!
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(Screams)
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Benny, can you hear me?
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No.
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Ah!
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Benny, you in there?
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No.
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Ewe.
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Benny?
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Ethan: Benny, Benny, can you hear me?
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Benny?
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Ethan?
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Why are you shouting inside my brain?
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What's going on? You tell
me! Didn't you do this?
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Me? Oh, sure, blame Benny.
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Look, we're stuck in our own universes!
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But for some reason, when I hold
your gym shorts I can talk to you.
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You're talking into my gym shorts?
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Ugh, worst cell phone ever!
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Yeah. Why the gym shorts?
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What's so special about them?
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Nothing. I hate gym!
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More than anything!
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Whenever I put those shorts on,
I'm wearing a cotton-shame blend!
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That must be it.
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It's an emotional connection.
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Hang on, I'm gonna try something, okay?
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(Motor whirring)
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According to my data,
you know the drill!
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(Screams)
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(Drill whirring)
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(Panting)
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Ah!
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Oh! Mr. Scopey!
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Benny, remember him? Of course.
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Remember when Principal Hicks confiscated
it, you screamed, "not Mr. Scopey!"
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Got it! Hicks took Sarah's
makeup thing last week.
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She got really upset about it.
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I guess if you can't see your reflection,
it's nice to remember what you look like.
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Ethan? Why can I hear you?
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Because he's holding your makeup thing!
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Benny? Sarah, where are you?
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Where are you?
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There's no one in this town. Anywhere.
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Except for my evil
twin who's hunting me.
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At least your problem is hot!
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I'm being chased by Cyberdontist.
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That drill is a lot scarier up close.
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Wait, so you're both being attacked?
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I'm completely alone.
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Lucky you.
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Look, guys, I've got an idea.
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Just meet me in the lounge
as soon as you can, okay?
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Okay.
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Now there's a guy in a
cloak. Without a face.
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Okay, guys, I am so
caught up with you now!
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Benny, Sarah, I can see you guys!
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Can you see me?
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Barely. Is that my compact?
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Yeah, grab onto it!
Benny, grab your shorts.
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These ones.
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(All grunting)
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Okay, now we're trapped here together.
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Not much of an upgrade.
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Guys, we have to move.
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I'm being chased by a guy with
no face and a lot of fireballs.
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(Drill whirring)
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You know, I liked it better when it
was just me and Doctor silver pants.
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(Hisses)
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I can't believe it.
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My worst nightmare, a fire juggler..
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And a way cooler version of Sarah.
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Hey!
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Guys, at least we'll
be destroyed together.
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That's the upside here?
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I agreed to hang out with
you. Not you and your dolly.
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What's that, Vampire sasquatch?
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Yeah, Erica is being a little snooty.
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I don't think I'll sign
that council thingy.
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(Hisses)
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You're right, buddy. Her
fangs are too big for her face.
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Who could vote for that?
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(Whispering) Come on, Benny.
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(Motors whirring)
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(Door handle rattling)
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So we're just gonna stand here and wait?
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We're not waiting. We're hiding.
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It's a much better plan.
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I should just go out there and..
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And do what? Get roughed up by yourself?
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Hey, you can't even magic yourself
out of a dentist appointment!
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Guys, this isn't helping!
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Well, why don't you go out there and
touch Hoodie McFirehands and get a vision?
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Spoiler alert. He'll cook me.
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Oh.
267
00:15:14,743 --> 00:15:15,951
(Sighs)
268
00:15:15,952 --> 00:15:19,983
Look, we can't defeat them by ourselves.
269
00:15:19,984 --> 00:15:21,985
We have to come at them together.
270
00:15:21,986 --> 00:15:23,783
Sarah, how can we stop you?
271
00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:25,021
That's not me.
272
00:15:25,022 --> 00:15:26,831
That's the me I don't want to be.
273
00:15:26,832 --> 00:15:28,470
- Why not?
- Why not?
274
00:15:28,471 --> 00:15:31,962
Because she doesn't have a
conscience and she eats people!
275
00:15:31,963 --> 00:15:35,484
Okay, let's start with that!
276
00:15:35,485 --> 00:15:37,553
Benny: I ran the most track today.
277
00:15:37,554 --> 00:15:40,122
My blood is pumping like crazy.
278
00:15:40,123 --> 00:15:42,223
(Sniffs)
279
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,406
(Both grunting)
280
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:48,664
Ethan: Ow!
281
00:15:48,665 --> 00:15:51,667
Our weak human bodies
cannot run any farther.
282
00:15:51,668 --> 00:15:52,801
Mmm.
283
00:15:52,802 --> 00:15:54,432
I could use a lunch break.
284
00:15:54,433 --> 00:15:56,617
Lunch is so served!
285
00:15:56,618 --> 00:15:58,452
(Hisses)
286
00:15:58,453 --> 00:16:02,653
Wait. Where's my
lame-o look-alike?
287
00:16:03,113 --> 00:16:04,592
Uh..
288
00:16:04,593 --> 00:16:09,273
I'm too full of
delicious blood to answer.
289
00:16:09,598 --> 00:16:12,433
Yeah, so much blood.
290
00:16:12,434 --> 00:16:15,436
Well, I guess I could dine and dash.
291
00:16:15,437 --> 00:16:17,537
(Hisses)
292
00:16:22,744 --> 00:16:24,958
That's one down.
293
00:16:24,959 --> 00:16:28,001
Too bad. Kind of liked her boots.
294
00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:31,652
(Whispers) For the record,
she had a much hotter look.
295
00:16:31,653 --> 00:16:33,089
- Benny!
- What?
296
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:38,659
Hey! I think I do pretty well for
someone who can't use a mirror.
297
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,473
Point taken.
298
00:16:40,474 --> 00:16:42,596
Sarah: Magic doesn't work on dentists?
299
00:16:42,597 --> 00:16:47,152
Benny: He's not just a
dentist. He's a computer.
300
00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:51,246
And computers are all about logic,
so maybe that's where we hit him.
301
00:16:51,247 --> 00:16:56,527
I'd rather hit him with
a train, but that's okay.
302
00:16:59,522 --> 00:17:03,722
This is animal cruelty to you, right?
303
00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,979
(Growling)
304
00:17:08,101 --> 00:17:10,098
Hey cyber-dork!
305
00:17:10,099 --> 00:17:12,553
Why do we park in a driveway
and drive in a parkway?
306
00:17:12,554 --> 00:17:14,990
(Stuttering) I..
307
00:17:14,991 --> 00:17:17,820
Your mission is not to accept
this mission! Do you accept?
308
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,275
Logic paradox detected.
309
00:17:20,276 --> 00:17:22,444
Must reroute logic canal.
310
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:24,246
It's working! (Beeping)
311
00:17:24,247 --> 00:17:26,415
Why do you have to put
coffee inside a coffee maker?
312
00:17:26,416 --> 00:17:28,282
Doesn't it make the coffee?
313
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:30,719
- Circuit..
- Benny, come on!
314
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,781
Once, I ate a whole half a pizza!
315
00:17:33,782 --> 00:17:35,557
The whole half!
316
00:17:35,558 --> 00:17:37,778
(Whirring)
317
00:17:39,228 --> 00:17:42,497
Nurse, cancel my appointments.
318
00:17:42,498 --> 00:17:44,718
(Whirring)
319
00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:48,570
Yes! It worked!
320
00:17:48,571 --> 00:17:50,817
I knew he couldn't
handle logic paradoxes.
321
00:17:50,818 --> 00:17:54,242
Actually I just found his off switch.
322
00:17:54,243 --> 00:17:56,211
It was here the whole time.
323
00:17:56,212 --> 00:17:59,084
Well, one left. Let's go.
324
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:02,017
Guys, guys, guys! I have an idea.
325
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:06,354
I wonder if we can play
video games on this thing?
326
00:18:06,355 --> 00:18:08,575
(Chuckles)
327
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:15,330
Never mind.
328
00:18:15,331 --> 00:18:18,500
So, Sarah and I were chased by
things we're already afraid of.
329
00:18:18,501 --> 00:18:20,402
So who's the pyro in the bathrobe?
330
00:18:20,403 --> 00:18:24,172
I don't recognize him from
any of my top ten nightmares.
331
00:18:24,173 --> 00:18:28,477
So, if you don't know what he
is, then how do we stop him?
332
00:18:28,478 --> 00:18:31,480
Wait, maybe we don't have to!
333
00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:33,852
If I pulled you guys into this world..
334
00:18:33,853 --> 00:18:37,185
Then maybe somebody in the real
world could pull us back there!
335
00:18:37,186 --> 00:18:39,488
Maybe? Yes? I don't know.
336
00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:42,157
We'd need to find an
emotionally-charged object.
337
00:18:42,158 --> 00:18:43,865
Maybe Erica has something in her locker.
338
00:18:43,866 --> 00:18:48,834
Please. Half the stuff in
Erica's locker isn't even hers.
339
00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:52,855
Guys. I know where we need to go.
340
00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:54,863
(Sighs) Good thing I
know Rory's combination.
341
00:18:54,864 --> 00:18:57,384
Yeah, me too.
342
00:18:58,652 --> 00:19:00,452
Oh.
343
00:19:00,687 --> 00:19:02,488
(Sighs) I'll be honest.
344
00:19:02,489 --> 00:19:04,138
I thought there'd be more toys.
345
00:19:04,139 --> 00:19:06,222
Okay. A-ha!
346
00:19:06,223 --> 00:19:09,163
Hello, little buddy.
347
00:19:09,293 --> 00:19:13,196
- Must be kind of lonely.
- Not for long.
348
00:19:13,197 --> 00:19:15,231
Rory? Rory are you in there?
349
00:19:15,232 --> 00:19:17,366
What's that, Vampire sasquatch?
350
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:18,702
You sound like Ethan.
351
00:19:18,703 --> 00:19:21,171
That's it! You two
are getting a timeout.
352
00:19:21,172 --> 00:19:22,505
Just gimme that.
353
00:19:22,506 --> 00:19:24,474
This is Ethan!
354
00:19:24,475 --> 00:19:26,342
We're trapped in an alternate dimension!
355
00:19:26,343 --> 00:19:27,958
Whoa.
356
00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:33,859
Rory, I think I've been hanging
out with you for way too long.
357
00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:36,960
Oh!
358
00:19:36,961 --> 00:19:39,421
(All exclaim)
359
00:19:41,378 --> 00:19:43,698
We're being chased by
a walking flamethrower.
360
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:45,314
You have to get us out of here!
361
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:47,650
Only if Sarah signs
my council application.
362
00:19:47,651 --> 00:19:50,253
Wasn't that due, like, a month ago?
363
00:19:50,254 --> 00:19:52,070
What?
364
00:19:52,071 --> 00:19:57,971
I have been hanging out with Rory
and his doll all day for nothing?
365
00:20:01,905 --> 00:20:06,885
Just meet us in front
of the school right now!
366
00:20:11,475 --> 00:20:13,342
Whoa! I dig the ghost look!
367
00:20:13,343 --> 00:20:15,210
But you guys are the ghosts!
368
00:20:15,211 --> 00:20:18,347
Guys, we're all ghosts!
Just grab Vampire sasquatch!
369
00:20:18,348 --> 00:20:23,148
- I already got him!
- The ghost one, genius!
370
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:24,654
Hold on!
371
00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,489
- A little help here?
- Yup!
372
00:20:26,490 --> 00:20:29,010
(All grunting)
373
00:20:31,328 --> 00:20:33,908
Come on, pull!
374
00:20:44,274 --> 00:20:46,314
Ta-da!
375
00:20:48,545 --> 00:20:52,315
And he was all drilly-drilly
and I didn't cry once!
376
00:20:52,316 --> 00:20:53,482
Not once!
377
00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:56,452
- But we worked together.
- And we got out alive!
378
00:20:56,453 --> 00:20:58,454
But I guess you already knew that part.
379
00:20:58,455 --> 00:21:00,623
Well, I'm glad you learned your lesson.
380
00:21:00,624 --> 00:21:05,528
Even if it took flinging you
into three private dimensions.
381
00:21:05,529 --> 00:21:07,363
- What?
- What?
382
00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:11,567
Oh, relax. You were
never in any real danger.
383
00:21:11,568 --> 00:21:14,470
Tell that to the crazy
robots and the evil Sarahs!
384
00:21:14,471 --> 00:21:15,821
Dial it down, Grandma!
385
00:21:15,822 --> 00:21:20,142
Cowboy up, Benny. Those are your fears.
386
00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:24,343
You needed a reason to work together.
387
00:21:25,148 --> 00:21:29,067
So who was that faceless guy in
the hoodie throwing fireballs at me?
388
00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:30,827
What?
389
00:21:30,828 --> 00:21:33,356
You were supposed to be alone.
390
00:21:33,357 --> 00:21:36,325
Your fear is losing
those closest to you.
391
00:21:36,326 --> 00:21:40,396
Well, yeah, that used to be my
fear. Now it's fireball-throwing guy.
392
00:21:40,397 --> 00:21:44,500
There shouldn't have been
anyone there with you.
393
00:21:44,501 --> 00:21:47,824
This has something to do
with the darkness I feel.
394
00:21:47,825 --> 00:21:50,645
Trouble is coming.
395
00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:53,476
Any of those cookies left?
396
00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:59,377
Because if I don't get some cookies,
then we're gonna have some trouble.
397
00:22:10,457 --> 00:22:14,292
She's the girl next door.
398
00:22:14,293 --> 00:22:17,571
Nice but naughty, a
heart that's pure.
399
00:22:17,572 --> 00:22:20,962
She's the girl next door.
400
00:22:20,963 --> 00:22:24,481
Just for me.
401
00:22:24,482 --> 00:22:30,382
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