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Ben.

Hey, partner.
Merry Christmas.

When are you gonna
break down and buy a car?

I own 72 rigs.
Why should I buy a car?

And what the hell
are you wearing there?

I know, it's pretty awful.
It's from the Christmas party.

Guess who my Secret Santa was?

- Monk.
- Monk.

I thought you were
gonna fire his ass.

I didn't have the heart.
You know, it's Christmas.

Hell, I'll do it.

It should've been done
a long time ago.

So what's so important?

We're being audited
or the depot burn down or something?

Looks like you were
in my office.

It's our office, Ben.
We're partners, remember?

At least I thought so.
There are forgeries.

Kenneth,
you're an accountant.

You don't know the first
thing about maintenance.

Do I have to call Chicago
and crosscheck these invoices?

Because I will.

You been buying
recycled parts for these rigs

and pocketing
the difference?

I don't believe this.
You know, after 9 years--

It's not just the money.

We have 72 drivers
on the road.

- Now, what if something happens?
- Hey, partner, relax.

Because unless you have proof,
and I mean real proof--

I have proof.

There's proof in every engine
in every truck in the fleet.

You want proof?
You want to see proof?

I know enough.

I know enough,
my friend.

Exhibit "A".

That manifold.

Now according to this,
it's brand-new.

Look at it. The gasket's loose.
It's all rusted out.

If that thing cracks,
the whole engine's gonna blow.

I don't want that
responsibility--

Cut me loose, Ben!

Cut me loose, Ben!

Please!

What are you doing?!

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They smell great.

Yeah.
Oh, can I have that one?

Mr. Monk, you have to wait.
They're for the party.

Please, just that one,
that Christmas tree.

No see, then you'll want another one,
she'll want one. I didn't make enough.

Natalie!
Please.

Just one cookie.
One stupid cookie.

I'm beseeching you.

I promise I'll never ask
for anything else.

Please.

Please, I gotta have
that cookie!

Okay, fine.
Take the cookie.

Thank you.

That was a little crooked.
What's up with that elf?

Mr. Monk, the elf is perfect.

A little droopy--

Telephone for you.

Julie, do not let him
touch those cookies.

Yes, Captain,
he's right here.

Just give it to me.

Okay.
I'll tell him.

Julie, it's okay.

Mr. Monk, you can have
any cookie you want.

Mom...what happened?

It's your father.

My father?

I almost forgot
you had a father.

Honey,
everybody has a father.

Well, it's just you don't
mention him very much.

Not everyone has a father
worth mentioning.

He's downtown.

He's in jail.

When was the last time
you saw him?

It was a lifetime ago.

I was eight years old.

He said he was going downtown
to pick up some dinner.

And I watched him
drive away.

He waved to me.
I'll never forget that.

How he waved.

Then he was gone.

My childhood was over.

My mother...

never laughed again.

Families are always
complicated.

It wasn't complicated.

He just waved,

then he was gone.

Let's see here.

Jack Monk.

They picked him up
for a traffic violation.

He ran a red light.

They brought him up for that?

Apparently he resisted arrest.
He shoved the cop.

When they brought him in
for booking,

he started asking for you.

We got him in
a holding cell upstairs.

His rig is parked
in the impound lot out back.

What rig?

His rig.
It's a tractor trailer.

Your dad is a truck driver.

I don't think so.

He's a writer.

He writes school books.

You two obviously have
a lot to talk about.

What are you doing?

I'm speed reading.

What's your rush?

I'm old.

Jack Monk,
your son is here.

I'm looking at you...

but I see your mother.

I'm Leland
Stottlemeyer, sir.

This is Adrian.

That man looks just like
your mother.

How are you?

How am I?

Is that what you said?

Yes, how are you?

That's a rather
conventional salutation.

In Texas,
people use it all the time.

Texas?
Yeah, Midland.

I got a place in Midland,
but I'm hardly ever there.

I'm driving 18-wheelers.
Long hauls.

"I travel for travel's sake

to come down off of this
featherbed of civilization."

Robert Louis Stevenson.

Jack, I don't want to hear it.

You called me. I'm here.
What do you want?

For one thing you can
call me "Dad."

I'll settle for "Pops."

"Pappy?"

You know, forget about it.
I'm getting used to Jack.

What do I want from you?
Two things.

"A," forgive me.

Forgive your father.

I was negligent.
I was selfish.

And I'm very sorry.

"B," get me the hell
out of Dodge.

But if you can do one,
I'll take "B."

I gotta be in Phoenix
early in the morning.

That's why you called me?

After 39 years.

To fix a parking ticket?

I know you can do it.

I've been reading all about you.

You are a hotshot detective.

Which I take a little bit
of credit for.

Who read Sherlock Holmes
to you every night?

"Holmes, oh,
you amaze me."

Adrian, here's the thing.

If I don't get to Phoenix
in the morning,

I lose the job.

And this gig,
it's my life.

What do you say?

I say good-bye.

Monk,

Hey, Monk, look.
He's not a young man.

If you walk away now,
you might never see him again.

You promise?

Mr. Monk?

I'm, Randy Disher.

I work with your son.

This is an honor.

And a pleasure
and a privilege.

Why?

I--I don't know.

I just thought it was
an honor and a pleasure.

I could be wrong.

Here's your release.
You're free to go.

I thought after I'm done
with this run

I would stop by
and we could talk.

- You know, catch up a little--
- Don't say that.

Don't say anything.

Just go.

And when you drive away,
don't wave.

Well, Merry Christmas anyway.

Right.

Ask him.

- Ask him what?
- You know what. Ask him.

Long as you're here,
with don't you stay

and have Christmas dinner
with Ambrose and me.

It'd mean the world to him.

I wish I could.
I'm already three hours behind.

He wishes he could.

You could come with me.

- With you?
- Yeah.

You'll be back here
in three days.

I don't think so.

Okay, maybe another time.

Take care.

What?
I can't just leave.

I don't have my toothbrush.

I can't travel
without my toothbrush.

You can buy a toothbrush.
Or my pillow case

or my Trudy kit
or my house.

I never go anywhere
without my house.

You can buy
all that stuff, Monk.

What you can't buy
is another shot.

Jack, wait up.

Wait up.

Other side.

You thirsty?

No, thank you.

What?

Here, look.
I'm wiping.

Come on.

Here.

You still got that thing
about germs, huh?

I'm not surprised.

Your mother said
you would outgrow it,

but I tried to tell her
people don't change.

They say
they're gonna change.

They swear to God
they're gonna change.

But at the end of the day,
you are who you are.

So how was your childhood?

Oh, it was great.

It was a laugh riot.
You should've been there.

You're right. I should've been there.
But I'm here now.

I'm here too.

Do--do you hear that?

Sounds like a rattle.

Look, relax, relax.

Do you want to drive?

Come on, it's easy.

It's like shifting gears.
It's like riding a bike.

I can't ride a bike.

You can't ride a bicycle?

I never learned.

No one ever taught me.

You want to get into it?

Let's get into it.

Adrian, I never
planned to leave, okay?

I went out to get
some Chinese food,

and on the way back
I open up a fortune cookie.

And it said,
"Stand by your man."

"Stand by your man."

Yeah, that's right.

It sounds crazy,
but it affected me, all right?

It hit me right here.

I realized
I am my man.

I gotta stand by me.

I gotta follow my bliss.

I was driving home,
and I kept on going.

And I've been driving ever since.

Senior?

Excuse me?

It's says,
"Driver: Jack Monk, Sr."

Oh, boy.

Is there a Jack Junior?

Your brother.

I have a brother.

It's another brother.

It's a big day for you.
A lot to digest.

My other brother.

And he's Jack Junior?

If it makes you feel any better,
I left his mother too.

Why would that make me
feel any better?

I don't know.

He lives in Baltimore.
He's 31.

He's an orthopedic surgeon.

Very well respected.
He's famous.

He wants me to come live with him.
I said, "What am I gonna do?

"sit on the porch and pet
a dog all day long

until I drop dead?"

Not for me.

He looks happy.

Yeah, that was his birthday.
He was eight.

That's a nice bike.

That was his big gift.

That's me,
teaching him how to ride.

Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't we buy a bike?

Come on, let's do it.

I'll pull over
and teach you how to ride.

It's never too late.

Yeah...it is.

Oh, it's Mr. Monk!
It's Mr. Monk.

I've been so worried about you.
Where are you?

How's it going?
What's he like?

Wait, hold on, I'm gonna
put you on speakerphone. Hold on.

Merry Christmas, Monk!

Hey, Happy Holidays, buddy!

Natalie, this was a big mistake.
I need to go home now.

Please.
Please, I want to come home!

Please, please.

Mr. Monk,
I'm taking you off speakerphone.

What happened?

What am I doing here?

He doesn't like me.
He never loved me.

He doesn't love anyone
except for maybe Jack Junior.

Jack Junior?

It's his other son.

He bought him a bike.
I never got a bike!

There's another brother.

Natalie,
can you pick me up?

Mr. Monk, it's only been a few hours.
I don't think you should give up.

Just keep talking.

I'm sure you have
a lot in common.

That makes sense.

You made a lot of good points.
Now come and get me!

Mr. Monk, I can't.
I can't just leave.

I mean, for one thing
everybody but Julie has been drinking.

He wants to talk to you.

Mr. Monk, I can't.

I don't have a license.

I don't even know
where Arizona is.

Please stop crying.

He hung up.

They're not as happy as they look.

There.
You hear that again?

Normally I'd check,

but we're screwed
if we don't reach Phoenix.

We gotta drop this load
and get to Yuma by 4:00.

Yuma?

But we just went through Yuma.
Why didn't we stop there first?

Don't ask me.
Ask the itinerary.

"San Francisco...

"Phoenix, Yuma,
Tucson, Carson City."

Well,
that doesn't make any sense.

We're zigzagging
back and forth.

What are we carrying?

Toys.
Can you believe it?

I got two bosses.
Partners.

One of them, Ben Glaser,

he marches into the office
last Tuesday

and he announces that
he has found religion.

Just like that
out of the blue.

This is a guy who never
set foot in a church before.

Then he goes and buys
a bunch of toys.

He loads up the truck,
and he offered me five grand

to drive around
and hand them out.

I feel like Santa Claus.

I even got a costume back there.

Hey, you wanna be my elf?

But why are we zigzagging
like this?

It makes no sense.

I asked him. He said he moved around
a lot when he was a kid.

Foster homes, orphanages.

He wanted to retrace his steps
city by city.

What do I know?
He's the boss.

I think we should take the 402.

We gotta stick to the route.

The 402 is a straight line.

It would save us
an hour and a half.

You know, you're right.

It doesn't hurt to ask.

Tiger Trucking.

Hey, hot stuff.
Jack Monk here.

I want to warn you before
you say anything naughty...

I'm not here alone.

- I'm here with my son.
- Hello.

Is that Jack Junior?

Sweetheart,
I feel like I know you

the way your daddy's always
bragging on you.

Every day he walks in with a new story.

"Jack Junior said this.

Jack Junior won another award."

This is my other son,
Adrian.

Who?

Adrian, from a previous
administration.

You never mentioned him.

I guess you really are
an international man of mystery.

Jack, you haven't heard
from Kenneth Woods, have you?

No. What happened?

Well, everyone's looking for him.

Karen said she went out
shopping Monday

and he just disappeared--

Hey, Jack, it's Glaser.

Yeah, how's our little
mission of mercy going?

So far so good.

We're outside of Phoenix.

Ben, I was thinking
of shooting up the 402.

No, no, what the hell
is wrong with you?

Just stick with the route
that I gave you.

It looks like I can save
about two hours.

There is construction

up and down the 402.
It's like a parking lot.

I know what
I'm doing here, Monk.

Okay?
Anything else?

You're the boss.

You bet I am.
Don't forget it.

He found religion?

Who's been good all year?

Me! I've been good.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Santa!

Ah, what have we got?

Let's see what we got.

Let's see what we got.

This is for you.

The kids have been
looking forward to this

ever since
Mr. Glaser called.

It's like a miracle.

This is for you.

Isn't Santa Claus the greatest?

Isn't he the greatest man
in the whole world?

See what else we got.

I don't know.

This is for...you.

I don't know him very well.

This is for...you.

Well, nobody
really knows him

because he only
comes around once a year.

An Easter bunny.

That's correct.

Who's Ronnie Milsap?

I have no idea.

What's this?

It's a dreidel.

What's it do?

I don't know.

I don't mean to seem ungrateful,
but who selected these toys?

Spit it out.
Just spit it out.

This is the worst
Christmas ever!

Where did you get
all these stupid toys?

At the dollar store?

I hate you.

- Kathy, you don't mean that.
- I do too mean it.

I hate you to death.

Go back to
the North Pole and die.

What are you doing?

Jack, there is
something wrong here.

Look, a whole trailer
for six boxes?

What are you looking for?

I don't know.
Drugs maybe.

- Drugs?
- Or guns, weapons.

That's impossible.

Well, at least it would
explain what's going on here.

Your boss, this Glaser.

I think--
I think he's using you.

- For what?
- I don't know.

But he did say he used
to be an orphan here.

I was just upstairs.
I checked with the administrator.

There's no record of him.

You're checking up on my boss?

What if he hears about it?

What are you trying to do here?

My job.
This is what I do.

And I'm good at it.

I know when something
feels wrong.

Look at this.
Look.

Shampoo, dog food,

Q-tips,
Das Kapital by Karl--

Put everything back in here.
You're gonna get me fired.

Get it all back in.

Think about it.
Think about it.

He's making you drive 5,000 miles

on back roads,
zigzagging back and forth

to deliver this?

All this junk?

It doesn't make any sense.

You want to know what
doesn't make any sense?

You want to know
what doesn't?!

This is the first day
we've been together in--in 40 years.

Are you trying to help me?
No.

You are trying
to sabotage me!

I'm 68 years old!
You understand that?

And nobody's
gonna hire me.

I need this job!

You're impossible.

You've always been impossible.

And your brother
and your mother too.

Now I remember why I left.

What did you say?

Next time I bring Jack Junior.
Get the job done properly.

You coming?
I gotta get out of here.

You know where I am.

Yeah,
I know where you are.

You're just running out
to pick up some Chinese food.

Tiger Trucking.

Hey, Val.
It's me.

Tell the man
I'm on schedule.

I'm heading back to Yuma.

He's a little busy right now.

Something happened, Jack.

Kenneth Woods is dead.
He was murdered.

What?!

Two hunters found
his body in a gulch near the 209.

I don't believe it.

- I just saw him at the Christmas party.
- I know.

When they found him, he was still
wearing that tie you gave him.

The police are here and
they're talking to everybody.

Should I come in?

Uh, hold on.

It's Jack Monk!
He wants to know if he--

You tell him no!

Just tell him
to keep driving!

Everything's fine!

Did you hear that?

Yeah, loud and clear.

I'll check in later.

Take care of yourself, Val.

You too.
Bye.

Where you bound?

Yuma.

Did you take a wrong turn?

Shouldn't you be on the 402?

The 402's a parking lot.
It's wall to wall.

Where'd you hear that?
I've been on the 402 all day.

It's wide open.
Clear sailing.

How did you find me?

I knew you'd walk in a straight line.
You always did.

Ben Glaser lied to me.

The 402's wide open.

And his partner's been killed.

So how was he killed?

I didn't ask.
I didn't think to ask.

You really believe
there's a connection

between Kenneth Woods' murder
and me being sent out

on this wild good chase?

I don't know.
Seems like your boss, Mr. Glaser,

wants you out of the way.

Oh, that's impossible.

I'm a great guy.

Ask anybody who's not related to me.

Here you go.

Thanks.

Two Christmas Specials.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

It's touching.

It is.
It's great.

After all those years.

No, I mean the food...
It's touching.

Okay, okay, I forgot.
I forgot.

Don't worry.
I'll fix it, I'll fix it.

Don't worry.

I forgot.
Carrots separate.

Good?

There you go.

Nice and separate
turkey.

Good?

Thanks.

You have a picture of her?

Trudy, right?

Oh. I'm glad.

I'm glad
she was there for you.

Okay, come on.

So Detective,
what do we do now?

- Call the police?
- Not yet.

Your boss is up to something,

but we still
don't know what.

No, I think we should
stick to the route

and drop off the toys.

Just see what happens.

Eat your carrots.

I missed you.

Good, huh?

Atticus One, this is Gumbo Pot.

Thought you'd like to know

you're coming up
on a plain brown wrapper.

Roger that.

If we see it, we will
stop and pick it up.

No!

"Plain brown wrapper."
That's an unmarked police car.

He's trying to warn us.

Gumbo Pot,
this is Atticus One.

You're making it harder
for the Highway Patrol

to enforce
the local speed limit.

Which isn't very cool.
Over.

Jack, who the hell is that?

What's this?

It's a GPS.

Eye in the sky.

5,000 miles.

It's a memory chip.

It remembers the last
5,000 miles that you drove.

What are you doing?

You started in Texas, right?

Then we drove from
San Francisco to Phoenix

to Carson City.

That's about 5,000 miles.

4,998.

Jack, pull over!
Stop the truck.

Tell me about your boss.
Is he a driver?

He used to be.

Does he ever borrow
any of these trucks?

Yeah, all the time.
How do you know that?

Here's what happened.

Ben Glaser borrowed a truck.
This truck.

And he drove out to see
Kenneth Woods.

They must've had a fight.

Makes sense.
They hated each other.

Ben killed Kenneth,
and he hid his body.

But he had a problem.

There was a record
of where he had driven that day.

- Big Brother!
- Right.

And he knew that eventually
the cops would check

the GPS computer.
He had to erase it and quick.

He had to put 5,000
more miles on this truck

so the box would reset.

And he sends me out
on this wild goose chase.

Son of a bitch bastard!
Excuse my language.

- It's okay. I'm a trucker.
- It's unbelievable. You solved it.

You did it. You don't even know
these people, and you solved the case!

Just like when I used to read
Sherlock Holmes to you.

You'd figure it out
by page two.

What about the proof?

This truck is the proof.
It's all the evidence we need.

As long as we can keep
this under 5,000 miles.

The District Attorney
can introduce the memory chip

from the satellite--
Why is this thing moving?

Is this thing broken?

Come on.
Uh, Jack.

What do you mean "uh-oh?"
What does that mean?

It can mean a variety of things,

but in this case,
it means no brakes.

Do it again!
Pump the thing!

Turn some knobs!

You haven't even
touched these buttons!

Look out!

Jump out and save yourself.

I can't.
I can't just leave you here.

- There's gotta be a runoff.
- What?

It's a little side road
for trucks in trouble.

Look for a runoff!

- There it is!
- Where?

Oh, we just passed it.
You have to turn around.

- Turn around!
- I gotta say something.

I'm sorry I wasn't there
for you and Ambrose.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm a bad father.
That's all that matters.

You're not a bad father.
Look at Jack Junior.

- He's a putz!
- What?

Actually, he's not
even a putz.

He dreams one day
of becoming a putz.

He lives downstairs
in my basement.

He smokes pot all day long.

He steals money from my wallet.

He's not a doctor?

No, I made it up.
I lied.

I wanted to have a son
that I could be proud of.

I didn't know I had one
in San Francisco.

Dad, there it is!
There's another runoff!

Are you okay?

You called me Dad.

There goes the case.
It's all been erased.

I guess your boss is gonna
get away with murder.

You called me Dad.

I cleaned out his desk.

Oh, yeah, thank you.

Valarie,
let me take that.

You know, look,
people, listen up.

I know this is a tough time.

And as Kenneth used to say,

this is more than just an office.

Y'all are family. And I think that's how
we're gonna get through this.

By just supporting each other

like a family.

It's Jack Monk.

Well, better late than never.

Now who is this?
Come on now.

You know the rule about
passengers riding in the cab.

And you the rule
about killing your partner.

Hello, Ben.

Told you we might be back.

This is a warrant
for your arrest.

You've gotta be kidding me.

We've gone all through this stuff.

You were with your
partner, Kenneth Woods,

when he was killed.
We can prove that.

Jack, who the hell is this guy?

He's my son.

I don't believe this.

Some orthopedist from Baltimore
is accusing me--

This is another son.

Adrian.
A homicide detective.

Ex-detective.

I hope to be reinstated soon.

You didn't apply yet?

- Dad, I'm fine, all right.
- You want me to make a call?

Okay, look, I can
take care of myself.

You were in this truck,

this particular truck
the day Kenneth disappeared.

We saw the sign-out sheet.

That's right.
I borrowed it, and I went fishing.

Now can you prove that I didn't?

Because if you're talking
about the GPS system,

that thing's already been erased.

It's only got a 5,000-mile memory.

We don't need a GPS
system to prove anything.

There was this loud noise

like a-- Yeah, it
was like a rattle--

Rattle--
Flutter--

Flutter driving us crazy.

We figured,
it's gotta be a fan belt.

It wasn't a fan belt.

Mr. Glaser, can you explain
how part of the victim's necktie

was found in a vehicle

you were driving?

I'll be with you in a minute.

Merry Christmas!

I--I didn't
get you anything.

Oh, yes, you did.

Here, it's all yours.
I'll be right with you.

Your first bike.

Get on.
I'll be holding you.

Go ahead.
Don't be afraid.

That's it.
Now I got you.

- Don't let go.
- So there's nothing to be afraid of.

Are you ready, sir?

Okay, start pedaling.
Let's go.

- Slowly.
- Don't let go.

I'm not.
Okay.

Go straight, go straight.

That's it.
Make a turn now.

To the left.
Easy, easy.

Easy.
That's it.

Pedal a little faster.

Oh, you're doing great.

You got it.
You got it.

You got it!
Look at you!

That's it, like you've been
doing it all these years.

Dad, can I get
some mud flaps?

Come on.
Yes, you can.

That's my boy!
Come on.

Big circle.

Big circle.

Keep your eye on the road.
I'm with you.

That's it.
Pedal harder.

Keep pedaling.
Go straight.

Straight, straight.
Go ahead, go ahead.

Hey, Dad, watch this.

Go ahead.

That's my boy.

Come back.
Come towards me.

The finish line.
Will he make it?

Yes!

Let me hear the bell.

That a boy.

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