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Y...
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Little aches and pains
come back at you.
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So you'd sit
in a rocking chair and hurt
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- or you could be on AT and hurt.
- Right.
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♪ Moonlight shining
through the trees ♪
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♪ Moonlight shining down on me
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♪ Lights the way
for lovers in the dark ♪
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♪ Moonbeams dance
on rain-drenched trees ♪
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♪ Sparkle for our eyes to see
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♪ Moonlight shine on down
and shine on me ♪
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You want me to go with it?
Or do you want to go?
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I think tell it to them.
You got it.
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Well, the thing is that I was peeing
and he was taking a big shit.
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- That's really it.
- What? Stop. You can't tell it like that.
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- Why not?
- You skipped like the best parts of the story. There's...
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- It's more elaborate than that?
- Yeah.
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Yeah. There's more, more.
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Well, there more pieces
to the story.
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- You also don't want to tell it, stop.
- Right.
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- OK, you want the details.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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- OK, the thing is that...
- Get into it.
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...he was trying really hard
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for that shit, like making
all that crazy noises.
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- You know, like...
- Oh, my God. I don't sound like that.
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I know how you sound. And I was,
"What the fuck, a bear!
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- A bear!"
- A crazy beast, yeah.
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You know, it was like
a bear and then he...
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You know the go...
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- How you say that, goat?
- Yeah.
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They... the shit goes...
It's like plop, plop, plop.
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Was it... but it was big?
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He's like...
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Maybe it was like
the final thing, right?
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He didn't think
anybody was watching.
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- No.
- All right, yeah, OK.
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That's pretty much
the whole story.
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Basically, I just
took a shit next to where
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she was tasking a piss.
And then, yeah.
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But so that kind of cleared up
most of the confusion.
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- And then... uh...
- And that's it.
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- Yeah, that's mostly it.
- That's our story.
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Then I said sorry
for being so weird.
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And then she read my palms.
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- Ah. That's fucking great.
- Yeah.
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Are you guys together? Are you
guys with each other every day?
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- Yeah.
- Um, yeah.
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- Hiking.
- Yeah, pretty much.
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Aw, you're turning
like redder and redder.
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- Who?
- You are.
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You can't just say I'm blushing
to embarrass me.
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I didn't mean to embarrass you.
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- Why are you blushing?
- You guys are in love.
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No, we're not a couple.
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- I'm so sorry.
- Missed the mark on that one.
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- Don't be sorry.
- I'm so sorry.
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- Hex. Nice.
- Oh, my gosh.
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- Hex.
- No. It's fine. No problem. Why is it a big deal?
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It's OK. We're friends.
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- How long...
- It's all right.
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So you guys
are all hiking togeth...
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How long have you
known each other?
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- Jesus, three days ago.
- Yeah.
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- Sounds about right.
- Three days ago. Yeah.
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- Cool.
- Time moves differently here.
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- It does.
- It's all a blur.
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- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?
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- I'm Flop.
- Hex.
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- Lake.
- Dragon.
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- I'm Bluebird.
- Aliza.
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- Nice to meet y'all.
- Are you doing... are you a section hiker?
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- Oh, no, no. The whole thing. Maine.
- Nice.
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- How is it going?
- It's great.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hm.
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- You have an accent.
- Yeah. I'm from Spain.
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Oh, cool. Are you like, um,
living here now or...?
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I mean, not like physically
literally here, here.
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- But in the...
- My partner's family live here.
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- Oh, OK.
- Are you... are you solo hiking?
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- Yes. Uh-huh, I am.
- How long?
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How... Oh, um, usually,
you know, it's...
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it's just been me
from the beginning.
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Me too. I mean, I was
hiking solo too at first.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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Well, I mean, are you...
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are y'all just like
a big hiking happy...
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Sort of. Yeah, well,
I mean, me and Bluebird met up,
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uh, a little while ago.
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And then we were hiking
with some older people
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and then one of them got hurt and
then just now met these folks.
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- Just now, yeah.
- That's how that goes.
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Sure you don't
want to join us?
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No. You know...
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Do you, like,
not grow leg hair?
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- What?
- I've just never seen you shave, that's all.
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Oh, no, because I got
lasered a few years ago.
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So it doesn't grow anywhere.
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Is that just 'cause, or, uh,
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was Pol not into le bush?
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- You OK?
- Yeah. I just want to be alone for a bit.
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What does he do?
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- Pol?
- Uh-huh.
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He's an engineer.
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Does he want to have kids?
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Kids? Kids?
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- Do you?
- Do I want to have kids?
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No.
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So you don't want kids?
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- No.
- Why?
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Because it's complicated.
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OK.
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I'm afraid of heights.
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Hey! What are you... stop!
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What the fuck are you doing?
Come on!
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Great.
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You know my chips
are down there, right?
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- What?
- My bag of chips is right there.
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What the fuck
are you talking about now?
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In my pack! Right at the bottom
of the fucking tower.
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- What do you mean?
- So what?
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So I don't want your dead body
to fall and crush my chips up.
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OK. Should I...
should I fall that way?
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- Is this way OK for you?
- Wait, wait, wait. Come over this way a little bit.
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- OK, yeah.
- Right here. That's a good fucking spot.
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- You like it? OK, thank you.
- Go for it.
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- Thank you.
- Whoa! Don't! Don't!
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You OK?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Can I go now?
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Yeah, I said you can go as long
as you fall left of my chips.
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We'll make sure
your chips are OK.
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Thank you.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Fuck you, chips!
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- Hey.
- Whoa! Oh! Oh!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- There's a lot.
- Yeah.
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- Wait, look at me?
- What?
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Look at me for a second.
Now, close your eyes.
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- Why?
- Now, open your mouth.
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What?
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Would you just close your eyes
and open your mouth?
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- Three seconds.
- OK.
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- You're going to die, dude!
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry! I'm sorry!
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I'm sorry!
Got blackberries in my nose!
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- This is my torture!
- No!
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OK. I'm sorry.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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♪ B double, E double R U N
Beer run ♪
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♪ B double, E double R U N
Beer run ♪
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♪ All you need
is a ten and a fiver ♪
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♪ A car, a key
and a sober driver ♪
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♪ B double, E double R U N
Beer run ♪
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- Whoo!
- Yee-haw!
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- Again!
- Nice!
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- Let me see if I know something.
- Let's hear something.
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Um... yeah, I can play
♪ B double, E double R U N
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No! Not that one, please!
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♪ R U N, beer run
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- You know what? You're tired of it. Already?
- Forever.
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Not that one.
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- Mm!
- Hm...
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I don't know. I mean,
it's kind of awkward.
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I can't play
a serious one after that.
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No, yeah, yeah, yeah. We want one serious.
We want one serious.
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- It's gonna bring the mood down.
- Do it! Do it! Do it!
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- Do it, do it, do it, do it!
- Wow. OK.
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- You asked for it.
- Yeah.
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♪ I was walking with your
left hand in my back pocket ♪
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♪ And I stared at the sky
while you kissed me ♪
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♪ And you were running away
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♪ Away from everything
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♪ And I stayed behind
so you missed me ♪
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♪ And while these words
may sound so sweet ♪
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Oh, shit.
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♪ I could care less about you
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♪ Care less about you
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♪ And how I love the sound
of you walking away ♪
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♪ Now I'm seeing clearer
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♪ And I'm getting closer
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♪ And I'm finding out
just who I am ♪
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♪ Without you in the way
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♪ So hold me
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♪ But only
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♪ For today
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♪ Despite my best ambitions
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♪ I get into
the worst situations ♪
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♪ And here I am crystal clean
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♪ And all the nights
are lonely ♪
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♪ The words I say
to you are phony ♪
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♪ Because there's
nothing left to say ♪
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♪ All these words
sound so sweet ♪
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♪ And I could
care less about you ♪
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♪ Care less about you
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♪ And how I love the sound
of you walking away ♪
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♪ And I'm getting closer
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♪ And I'm seeing clearer
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♪ And I... to finding out
just who I am ♪
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♪ Without you in the way
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♪ So hold me
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♪ But only
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♪ For today
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That was good. Man.
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Told you it was going
to change up the vibe.
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I'm cool with those vibes.
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Sorry. Your hair was
going to catch on fire.
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I think Homeboy's asleep.
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- Do you want any?
- No.
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- No. Sh.
- What?
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Sh. Homeboy's asleep. No.
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No!
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He's still sleeping.
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- I don't care about anything.
- Wow.
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- What?
- Sh.
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I'm drawing you.
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No. No.
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No.
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- You don't want any ramen?
- No.
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OK.
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Ah!
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My back feels like shit!
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- You want me to crack it?
- Oh! What?
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What are you, a frog?
Get up.
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Come on. Don't do that.
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All right.
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Face this way.
Ow! Don't.
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- Don't.
- No biting. Don't.
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- You're smashing my tit.
- I'm sorry.
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- Ahh!
- You have to cooperate.
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- You have smashed my...
- Do you want me to do this?
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One... one minute
for the tit, please.
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- Shh! Homeboy.
- I know.
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- Across your chest?
- Yeah, like this.
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Hold on. OK.
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Wait, you're sure
you know how to do it?
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- Yes.
- OK, sign this paper.
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- What?
- Now put your arms like this.
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What the fuck?
You spit on me.
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00:31:04,959 --> 00:31:08,061
- What the fuck was that?
- It went pa pa pa pa pa!
246
00:31:08,063 --> 00:31:10,096
- That's shit.
- Why?
247
00:31:10,098 --> 00:31:12,799
I heard it. I hear it.
248
00:31:12,801 --> 00:31:16,838
What? I'm a doctor.
249
00:31:18,173 --> 00:31:20,408
I see your...
I've seen your butt.
250
00:31:20,410 --> 00:31:24,010
- You asked. You asked.
- Give me my fucking money back!
251
00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:26,213
- You didn't pay me shit.
- Yeah, you are a doctor,
252
00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:27,914
so give me my
fucking money back.
253
00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:29,416
Are you saying
I'm not a good doctor?
254
00:31:29,418 --> 00:31:31,518
Yeah. Give me five!
255
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,822
Rock and roll.
256
00:31:35,824 --> 00:31:37,425
- What?
- Nothing.
257
00:31:37,427 --> 00:31:38,827
Nothing.
258
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:36,381
I'm going to come
off the trail at the next town.
259
00:33:44,322 --> 00:33:47,291
Really?
260
00:33:49,993 --> 00:33:53,329
Yeah. I...
261
00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:57,467
- I just decided I want to.
- Seriously?
262
00:33:57,469 --> 00:34:00,271
Yeah, it's what I want to do.
263
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,678
- Because of earlier?
- No.
264
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,449
No. You didn't do anything.
265
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:16,386
OK.
266
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:20,291
- Well, I'm sorry, I mean...
- No.
267
00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:29,568
You have nothing...
nothing to be sorry for.
268
00:34:34,539 --> 00:34:36,973
OK, but you, um...
269
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:41,347
I mean, you're serious. This is
not like a joke or anything?
270
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,985
I'm sorry.
271
00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:51,290
I didn't know
when to bring it up.
272
00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:02,399
I'm sorry. It's not
because of earlier?
273
00:35:02,401 --> 00:35:05,636
- No.
- No?
274
00:35:05,638 --> 00:35:07,571
No, it's not because of earlier.
275
00:35:07,573 --> 00:35:10,107
It's not because of earlier.
276
00:35:10,109 --> 00:35:14,211
- It's not?
- No.
277
00:35:14,213 --> 00:35:17,549
I've been thinking
about it for awhile.
278
00:35:17,551 --> 00:35:20,654
Since when?
279
00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:27,357
I mean, you've been thinking
about it for a while?
280
00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:30,227
Sh.
281
00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:33,698
We'll talk tomorrow.
282
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:37,504
OK? We talk tomorrow.
283
00:36:06,467 --> 00:36:10,401
What are you writing?
284
00:36:10,403 --> 00:36:14,305
So far I have Lake Nobo.
285
00:36:14,307 --> 00:36:16,576
Then I drew
a little lightning bolt.
286
00:36:23,116 --> 00:36:28,089
So do you just want me to, like,
say goodbye and that's it?
287
00:36:30,424 --> 00:36:34,125
Just like, "Party on, Wayne."
288
00:36:34,127 --> 00:36:37,097
And that's it? I just don't...
I don't know what you want.
289
00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:45,437
Can we try to enjoy today,
and that's it?
290
00:36:45,439 --> 00:36:49,708
- Yo. How's it going?
- Hey.
291
00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:53,580
Pretty good. Pretty good.
292
00:36:53,582 --> 00:36:56,315
Is there... is there room?
293
00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,484
- Are you OK?
- What? Yeah.
294
00:36:58,486 --> 00:37:01,754
I just have a rock
or a stick or something.
295
00:37:01,756 --> 00:37:04,156
- This is Cheese. I'm Hermes.
- Hey.
296
00:37:04,158 --> 00:37:05,591
- I'm Bluebird.
- Lake.
297
00:37:05,593 --> 00:37:10,129
- Morning, guys.
- Hey, Bluebird.
298
00:37:10,131 --> 00:37:12,568
You fellers hungry?
299
00:37:16,271 --> 00:37:19,739
- Y'all hiking together?
- Yeah.
300
00:37:19,741 --> 00:37:23,475
Yeah?
Going all the way up?
301
00:37:23,477 --> 00:37:26,211
- Mm-hm.
- Nice.
302
00:37:26,213 --> 00:37:29,248
Yeah. Well...
303
00:37:29,250 --> 00:37:33,386
I think she's quitting and
going home like tomorrow.
304
00:37:33,388 --> 00:37:37,490
You're quitting?
Are you...
305
00:37:37,492 --> 00:37:39,793
Are you just like
not feeling it or...
306
00:37:39,795 --> 00:37:41,796
No, it's not...
it's not like that.
307
00:37:41,798 --> 00:37:43,831
- OK, yeah.
- It happens.
308
00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:46,432
No. No, it's not like that.
309
00:37:46,434 --> 00:37:50,270
Yeah, it's just more like shear
bravery and courage mostly.
310
00:37:50,272 --> 00:37:53,173
- Courage?
- I don't know, you tell me.
311
00:37:53,175 --> 00:37:55,275
No, you tell me.
You know everything, right?
312
00:37:55,277 --> 00:37:57,212
I guess so.
313
00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:47,430
Stop.
314
00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:01,778
What did you mean
by "Party on, Wayne" before?
315
00:39:03,579 --> 00:39:05,713
You've never seen that movie?
316
00:39:05,715 --> 00:39:08,516
No.
317
00:39:08,518 --> 00:39:13,488
Well, it's about these guys
and they have this cable show.
318
00:39:13,490 --> 00:39:18,395
And when they sign off they say, "Party
on, Wayne" or, "Party on, Garth."
319
00:39:19,596 --> 00:39:25,301
- It's just a stupid thing.
- OK.
320
00:39:43,988 --> 00:39:48,224
We are doing such
a great job enjoying today.
321
00:39:51,995 --> 00:39:56,065
- I am, actually.
- Oh, yeah?
322
00:39:56,067 --> 00:40:00,370
Yeah, because I get to meet up
with Cheese and Hermes later.
323
00:40:06,745 --> 00:40:10,479
Hey, do you
still keep a journal?
324
00:40:10,481 --> 00:40:13,715
No, I ran out of space.
325
00:40:13,717 --> 00:40:15,885
Yeah, but you still have it,
right?
326
00:40:15,887 --> 00:40:18,022
Yeah.
327
00:40:20,525 --> 00:40:23,628
Would you read me something
you've written here?
328
00:40:26,464 --> 00:40:30,000
- No.
- Why not?
329
00:40:30,002 --> 00:40:32,637
Because I don't want to.
330
00:40:38,476 --> 00:40:42,347
Could you just look and see if
something is acceptable to read?
331
00:40:54,093 --> 00:40:55,761
Sit up.
332
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:01,397
Can you give me
some context first?
333
00:41:01,399 --> 00:41:07,938
Yeah, um... that's from
when we first got here.
334
00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:10,073
- Here, like the U.S.?
- Yeah.
335
00:41:10,075 --> 00:41:12,142
OK.
336
00:41:12,144 --> 00:41:16,613
And then I spent some days
337
00:41:16,615 --> 00:41:19,150
in California by myself.
338
00:41:19,152 --> 00:41:22,552
And then I wrote that.
339
00:41:22,554 --> 00:41:26,056
I was swimming a lot
in the ocean.
340
00:41:26,058 --> 00:41:28,091
You won't get it.
341
00:41:28,093 --> 00:41:31,662
Really? What,
it's too deep for me?
342
00:41:31,664 --> 00:41:33,764
Maybe.
343
00:41:33,766 --> 00:41:36,937
OK. We'll see.
344
00:42:54,215 --> 00:42:56,849
- And that's it.
- Hm.
345
00:42:56,851 --> 00:42:59,819
It was really good.
346
00:43:01,022 --> 00:43:03,655
You got it?
347
00:43:03,657 --> 00:43:07,960
Got like...
348
00:43:07,962 --> 00:43:11,263
And...
349
00:43:11,265 --> 00:43:12,798
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
350
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,833
- Very good.
- Thanks.
351
00:43:14,835 --> 00:43:18,837
Can you just give me a...
like, a quick recap in English?
352
00:43:18,839 --> 00:43:24,011
Yeah. Quick recap
is basically that...
353
00:43:36,959 --> 00:43:38,860
Mm...
354
00:43:48,903 --> 00:43:52,040
Is that... that I need no one.
355
00:43:55,643 --> 00:43:57,679
And it's OK.
356
00:44:04,152 --> 00:44:07,989
I don't think
I've ever felt that way.
357
00:44:07,991 --> 00:44:11,224
Do you still...
do you still feel that way?
358
00:44:11,226 --> 00:44:14,062
That you will never need anyone?
359
00:44:21,237 --> 00:44:24,338
I mean, it's not like
I hate everybody.
360
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:27,607
- You know?
- I don't know.
361
00:44:27,609 --> 00:44:33,880
I mean, I feel like I needed you
or someone after my dad left.
362
00:44:33,882 --> 00:44:37,351
I mean, I thought that was why
we started hiking together.
363
00:44:37,353 --> 00:44:40,754
I started hiking with you
because I wanted to,
364
00:44:40,756 --> 00:44:43,159
not because I needed.
365
00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,201
Yeah, but...
366
00:44:54,804 --> 00:44:56,771
I mean, now you're going...
367
00:44:56,773 --> 00:45:00,141
you're leaving to go be
with your husband. That...
368
00:45:00,143 --> 00:45:03,079
seems kind of contradictory.
369
00:45:11,854 --> 00:45:13,689
I don't know.
370
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,294
Did you have some sort
of epiphany or something?
371
00:45:19,296 --> 00:45:21,395
I mean, is...
372
00:45:21,397 --> 00:45:25,201
Is the next journal entry
about that?
373
00:45:26,235 --> 00:45:28,336
Where is that one?
374
00:45:28,338 --> 00:45:34,276
Um... I ran out of space.
375
00:45:34,278 --> 00:45:36,914
I mean, you could just tell me.
376
00:45:39,383 --> 00:45:41,783
What are you so upset about?
377
00:45:41,785 --> 00:45:43,885
I'm not. I'm not upset.
I just...
378
00:45:43,887 --> 00:45:46,221
I don't know,
I've never felt like that
379
00:45:46,223 --> 00:45:48,423
or thought about that, really.
380
00:45:48,425 --> 00:45:55,132
Never, like someone
telling you...
381
00:46:25,096 --> 00:46:27,730
I know you probably think
I'm really stupid and shallow
382
00:46:27,732 --> 00:46:32,034
because I'm not like as aware
or something as you, but...
383
00:46:32,036 --> 00:46:34,169
I'm not thinking
that you're stupid.
384
00:46:34,171 --> 00:46:36,171
It's just every time I try
to put my feelings into words
385
00:46:36,173 --> 00:46:38,274
it just sounds fucking stupid.
386
00:46:38,276 --> 00:46:41,944
It's not fucking stupid.
387
00:46:41,946 --> 00:46:46,449
And I sound fucking stupid every
fucking day of my fucking life.
388
00:46:46,451 --> 00:46:51,789
And that's OK.
I mean, that's... that's OK.
389
00:46:54,058 --> 00:46:58,461
And don't say that. I mean,
that's fucking bullshit.
390
00:46:58,463 --> 00:47:01,998
Like the song yesterday.
391
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:03,968
What?
392
00:47:07,038 --> 00:47:09,972
I've never had to pee
that bad in my whole life.
393
00:47:09,974 --> 00:47:11,910
And I couldn't leave.
394
00:47:13,078 --> 00:47:15,147
That was amazing.
395
00:47:20,052 --> 00:47:22,418
At the end,
you cured me of urination.
396
00:47:25,023 --> 00:47:27,459
- Really?
- Yeah.
397
00:47:30,329 --> 00:47:32,896
- What?
- Nothing.
398
00:47:32,898 --> 00:47:37,334
I mean, I have been known
to dampen the panties.
399
00:47:37,336 --> 00:47:40,237
You did the opposite.
You cured me of urination, so...
400
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:43,040
- Oh, right. Yeah.
- ...my panties were there
401
00:47:43,042 --> 00:47:45,444
the whole time.
402
00:47:47,946 --> 00:47:49,812
You know, like a sponge?
403
00:47:49,814 --> 00:47:52,149
Like Bob Esponja.
404
00:47:52,151 --> 00:47:56,153
- Like what?
- Bob Esponja.
405
00:47:56,155 --> 00:47:59,357
It's a sponge
that lives inside the ocean
406
00:47:59,359 --> 00:48:02,027
- and it looks like cheese.
- Wait.
407
00:48:03,862 --> 00:48:05,997
Are you talking
about SpongeBob?
408
00:48:05,999 --> 00:48:09,033
- Yeah. That's a name?
- Yeah. Oh, my God.
409
00:48:09,035 --> 00:48:14,338
SpongeBob,
is that better Bob Sponge?
410
00:48:14,340 --> 00:48:16,842
Bob Esponja.
411
00:48:27,354 --> 00:48:30,390
- Bob Esponja.
- Yeah.
412
00:48:43,970 --> 00:48:45,570
Yeah, I'd love some. Oh, my God.
413
00:48:45,572 --> 00:48:47,338
- You want some too, sweetheart?
- Yeah.
414
00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:49,007
- Yeah, I want some.
- We're starving.
415
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,310
All right. I figured
on a trail like that,
416
00:48:51,312 --> 00:48:54,078
- you would be tired and hungry.
- Thank you.
417
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:58,383
And... help yourself.
I've got water and coffee.
418
00:48:58,385 --> 00:49:01,486
- You have coffee?
- Oh, I have coffee, yes.
419
00:49:01,488 --> 00:49:04,289
See, I make the best coffee too
to go along with the best chili.
420
00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:07,559
Now, where else you going
to get a greeting like this?
421
00:49:07,561 --> 00:49:10,296
- I don't know.
- I mean, when you got the best, you got it.
422
00:49:10,298 --> 00:49:12,998
- Lake, I'm glad to meet you.
- Bluebird.
423
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,900
- Blueberry. Oh, I love blueberries.
- Yeah.
424
00:49:14,902 --> 00:49:18,037
- Bluebird.
- Oh. I'll fly with you.
425
00:49:18,039 --> 00:49:20,105
- Can I give you an angel?
- An angel? What is it?
426
00:49:20,107 --> 00:49:22,240
Yeah. Here, let me give you
an angel to put on.
427
00:49:22,242 --> 00:49:25,377
Yellow is for boy
because he's shy of girls.
428
00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:28,113
The white is for girl
because she's pure.
429
00:49:28,115 --> 00:49:30,115
- 'Cause God loves you.
- Thank you.
430
00:49:30,117 --> 00:49:33,252
I come down here to serve people
because I like giving to others
431
00:49:33,254 --> 00:49:37,156
and help them. Especially when you
come down that trail, you are cold.
432
00:49:37,158 --> 00:49:39,258
- Yeah.
- You're... you're tired.
433
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:43,028
And you're hungry.
And you got a long way to go
434
00:49:43,030 --> 00:49:45,297
to get something to eat.
It's whiskey.
435
00:49:45,299 --> 00:49:48,133
- Whiskey.
- Yeah, I just give you a little bit.
436
00:49:48,135 --> 00:49:52,905
- Oh!
- And I can't drink. I don't drink.
437
00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:55,040
- But a friend of mine gave that to me.
- You're a lifesaver.
438
00:49:55,042 --> 00:49:57,009
I want to share it with you.
If you like,
439
00:49:57,011 --> 00:49:59,446
I'll give you the rest of it
to take with you.
440
00:49:59,448 --> 00:50:03,516
But promise me one thing. You just drink
what I gave you here, no more than that.
441
00:50:03,518 --> 00:50:05,585
And do it
in medicinable purposes.
442
00:50:05,587 --> 00:50:08,288
And you'll be so much healthier,
happier and sleepier.
443
00:50:08,290 --> 00:50:11,190
- Thank you very much.
- You got a good woman there. Listen to her.
444
00:50:11,192 --> 00:50:13,992
- I know. I try to.
- She's trying to protect you.
445
00:50:13,994 --> 00:50:15,662
She's trying to be good to you.
446
00:50:15,664 --> 00:50:18,231
And she doesn't
want you getting drunk.
447
00:50:18,233 --> 00:50:21,634
- There you go, girl.
- I won't get too drunk. I won't get too drunk.
448
00:50:21,636 --> 00:50:23,970
- I'll make it last until...
- No, really, it's not necessary. It's not necessary.
449
00:50:23,972 --> 00:50:26,039
This is going to last me
all the way to Maine.
450
00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:28,208
- All the way to Maine?
- All the way to the end of the trail.
451
00:50:28,210 --> 00:50:30,243
I'll take the very last shot
as soon as we finish.
452
00:50:30,245 --> 00:50:32,178
- No. Come on. Just...
- You can have some of it too.
453
00:50:32,180 --> 00:50:34,247
I'm not going
to drink it all myself.
454
00:51:01,376 --> 00:51:04,478
Hey, we should
have a fire tonight.
455
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:08,183
- Why?
- Because it's your last night.
456
00:51:10,353 --> 00:51:12,688
You're not tired?
457
00:51:31,441 --> 00:51:33,574
I wish you the best of
luck. And if you get too cold,
458
00:51:33,576 --> 00:51:37,244
you know, just throw some
clothes on. It's not worth it.
459
00:51:37,246 --> 00:51:39,748
- We'll see.
- OK.
460
00:51:42,386 --> 00:51:44,386
Alrighty, hey. One more time.
461
00:51:44,388 --> 00:51:47,154
Oh, Ratman, Ratman.
Yeah, Lake?
462
00:51:47,156 --> 00:51:49,123
- Lake, yeah.
- What's your real name?
463
00:51:49,125 --> 00:51:51,325
- It doesn't matter.
- You're right, it doesn't matter.
464
00:51:51,327 --> 00:51:53,260
- Good luck out there, man.
- You too.
465
00:51:53,262 --> 00:51:56,667
Be safe. Follow your heart.
466
00:53:18,283 --> 00:53:22,286
You should get a phone tomorrow
in town. Just in case.
467
00:53:27,158 --> 00:53:29,825
I actually wasn't thinking
about going into town.
468
00:53:29,827 --> 00:53:31,663
Why not?
469
00:53:33,531 --> 00:53:35,264
There's really no point.
470
00:53:35,266 --> 00:53:38,604
I mean, I've got enough food
for a few more days.
471
00:53:45,243 --> 00:53:47,510
Do you want me to?
472
00:53:47,512 --> 00:53:50,481
I don't know, it's up to you.
473
00:53:58,257 --> 00:54:00,691
Would you use mine
if I give it to you?
474
00:54:00,693 --> 00:54:02,659
- Your phone?
- Yeah.
475
00:54:02,661 --> 00:54:07,665
No. It's yours. And plus,
I don't really need it.
476
00:54:07,667 --> 00:54:11,535
Well, actually you need it. I mean,
you're in the middle of fucking nothing.
477
00:54:11,537 --> 00:54:14,805
So just in case if some
something happens, you need it.
478
00:54:14,807 --> 00:54:17,741
You don't have to use it.
I never use mine, but...
479
00:54:17,743 --> 00:54:20,145
Sounds like I really
need it then.
480
00:54:29,589 --> 00:54:32,791
OK, then don't. OK?
481
00:54:39,531 --> 00:54:42,501
- You want to try some of that whiskey?
- No.
482
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:54,681
To cell phones.
483
00:55:05,692 --> 00:55:08,893
- Wait.
- What?
484
00:55:08,895 --> 00:55:11,529
- You cannot drink yet.
- Well, you didn't want to toast.
485
00:55:11,531 --> 00:55:14,869
- I don't have to wait for you.
- I don't want to cheers to cell phones.
486
00:55:20,541 --> 00:55:22,308
To Maine.
487
00:55:24,344 --> 00:55:25,812
To Maine.
488
00:55:27,681 --> 00:55:29,482
To Maine.
489
00:55:42,863 --> 00:55:45,697
You know, I was thinking before
that it's hard for me to think
490
00:55:45,699 --> 00:55:48,769
about you outside of here.
491
00:55:49,870 --> 00:55:52,437
- Why?
- I don't know.
492
00:55:52,439 --> 00:55:56,775
Because maybe I... I met you here
and I've seen you just hiking here.
493
00:55:56,777 --> 00:56:01,915
And... I know you like that.
And... I don't know.
494
00:56:01,917 --> 00:56:04,618
Cannot imagine you in a...
495
00:56:06,287 --> 00:56:09,824
swimming pool, for example.
496
00:56:14,729 --> 00:56:16,530
That's funny.
497
00:56:22,904 --> 00:56:25,841
So what would you do after?
498
00:56:28,376 --> 00:56:29,978
What is that?
499
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:34,913
Ah, I had a tick.
500
00:56:34,915 --> 00:56:38,051
- On your leg?
- No, my head.
501
00:56:38,053 --> 00:56:40,655
Oh, fuck me.
502
00:56:43,492 --> 00:56:47,594
After, uh... I don't know.
503
00:56:47,596 --> 00:56:49,329
I got to figure it out,
I guess.
504
00:56:49,331 --> 00:56:51,698
But have you ever
had a job, like...?
505
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,767
Yeah, I've had a job.
506
00:56:53,769 --> 00:56:57,469
I'm not like one of those
trust fund hikers or something.
507
00:56:59,541 --> 00:57:01,908
You know?
I've had lots of jobs.
508
00:57:01,910 --> 00:57:04,444
- Oh, yeah, lots of jobs?
- Yeah.
509
00:57:04,446 --> 00:57:08,983
Yeah. I... I was a minor league
baseball team mascot.
510
00:57:08,985 --> 00:57:11,852
- Really?
- Uh-huh. I...
511
00:57:11,854 --> 00:57:15,790
delivered those prepackaged
sandwiches to gas stations.
512
00:57:15,792 --> 00:57:17,958
Stop.
513
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,827
I did a carriage tour
in Charleston for one summer.
514
00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:26,133
And then, um, and then I did the
cruise ship thing for one year.
515
00:57:26,135 --> 00:57:29,602
You were a mascot?
516
00:57:29,604 --> 00:57:31,872
Wally T. Warthog, yeah.
517
00:57:31,874 --> 00:57:34,441
- What is it, a bear?
- No, it's a...
518
00:57:34,443 --> 00:57:36,777
It's a hog... a warthog,
like a mean pig.
519
00:57:36,779 --> 00:57:38,746
- A mean pig?
- Yeah.
520
00:57:38,748 --> 00:57:41,082
Ah. I've seen it.
Like with teeth.
521
00:57:41,084 --> 00:57:43,987
- Yeah.
- It's ugly.
522
00:57:45,587 --> 00:57:47,453
Were you dancing?
523
00:57:47,455 --> 00:57:48,856
You know,
where they go like...
524
00:57:48,858 --> 00:57:50,658
- With a big head.
- Uh-huh.
525
00:57:50,660 --> 00:57:55,029
They say, "And now,
our team mascot,
526
00:57:55,031 --> 00:57:58,599
Wally T. Warthog!"
527
00:57:58,601 --> 00:58:02,070
I'd run out and I'd go...
528
00:58:02,072 --> 00:58:04,806
"Wally!
529
00:58:04,808 --> 00:58:07,075
I love you, Wally!
530
00:58:07,077 --> 00:58:09,677
Blow me, Wally!"
531
00:58:09,679 --> 00:58:12,112
Or wait, "I want to blow you,
Wally!"
532
00:58:12,114 --> 00:58:16,053
No way.
Shut the fuck up.
533
00:58:17,787 --> 00:58:20,023
It was something like that.
534
00:58:27,731 --> 00:58:31,167
Why were you doing
all these jobs?
535
00:58:31,169 --> 00:58:36,106
Well, I had like a weird financial
situation when I was growing up.
536
00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:39,774
Why?
537
00:58:39,776 --> 00:58:41,643
I don't know
if they do this in Spain,
538
00:58:41,645 --> 00:58:44,746
but here if one
of your parents dies
539
00:58:44,748 --> 00:58:47,816
when you're really young,
then, um, the government
540
00:58:47,818 --> 00:58:51,488
will send you checks every month
till your 18.
541
00:59:01,965 --> 00:59:04,401
Hey, do you want to play a game?
542
00:59:06,703 --> 00:59:08,703
- Is it a man?
- Well, yeah.
543
00:59:08,705 --> 00:59:11,741
- Am I a woman?
- No.
544
00:59:11,743 --> 00:59:18,180
Am I... am I a... spaceship?
545
00:59:18,182 --> 00:59:21,183
A what?
You're not a fucking spaceship.
546
00:59:21,185 --> 00:59:23,485
- I'm an old witch.
- No!
547
00:59:23,487 --> 00:59:25,988
- You're not an old witch.
- I'm an old witch.
548
00:59:25,990 --> 00:59:30,826
- Wally witch...
- And I have to....
549
00:59:30,828 --> 00:59:33,262
- Wait, I need a pot.
- You are a fucking pig.
550
00:59:33,264 --> 00:59:36,266
- Ow!
- You are a fucking pig.
551
00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:39,269
- What the fuck?
- You have to get lower.
552
00:59:39,271 --> 00:59:42,105
I think you are
the worst Wally Bear thing...
553
00:59:42,107 --> 00:59:45,141
- Bend your knees.
- ...you've ever had.
554
00:59:45,143 --> 00:59:48,244
Let's go find a bear.
Let's go kill a bear.
555
00:59:48,246 --> 00:59:50,146
OK. Let's go.
556
00:59:57,855 --> 01:00:02,793
That's... that was great.
You don't spit.
557
01:00:02,795 --> 01:00:04,997
- You don't spit.
- It was a poop.
558
01:00:13,972 --> 01:00:16,141
That was so weird.
559
01:00:46,306 --> 01:00:48,274
Are you there?
560
01:00:59,184 --> 01:01:02,154
Did you ever read
that children's book?
561
01:01:04,090 --> 01:01:07,791
It has a little
dopey bird in it.
562
01:01:07,793 --> 01:01:13,731
And he hatches one day
when his mom,
563
01:01:13,733 --> 01:01:15,967
also a bird,
564
01:01:15,969 --> 01:01:18,805
is out to get some worms.
565
01:01:20,806 --> 01:01:23,007
And so he goes around...
566
01:01:23,009 --> 01:01:26,844
I don't know how, 'cause most
little babies can't walk.
567
01:01:26,846 --> 01:01:28,679
But this little baby can.
568
01:01:28,681 --> 01:01:34,587
And so he goes around,
he goes up to this cat.
569
01:01:36,189 --> 01:01:42,727
And he asks the cat,
"Are you my mom?"
570
01:01:42,729 --> 01:01:45,797
And the cat says, "Nope."
571
01:01:45,799 --> 01:01:49,200
So then he goes over to the dog.
572
01:01:49,202 --> 01:01:54,306
And asks the dog,
"Are you my mom?"
573
01:01:54,308 --> 01:01:57,742
The dog says no.
574
01:01:57,744 --> 01:02:00,747
So then he goes over to the cow.
575
01:02:04,885 --> 01:02:08,955
And he asked the cow,
"Are you my mom?"
576
01:02:44,992 --> 01:02:48,096
- Hi.
- Hi.
577
01:04:03,940 --> 01:04:06,709
I can't have kids.
578
01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:09,945
What?
579
01:04:15,985 --> 01:04:18,321
I can't have kids.
580
01:04:22,391 --> 01:04:26,430
Even if I wanted to.
It doesn't work right.
581
01:04:46,183 --> 01:04:48,285
Look at me.
582
01:05:22,052 --> 01:05:26,189
So, what does the cow say?
583
01:05:28,959 --> 01:05:31,362
"How could I be your mom?
584
01:05:33,398 --> 01:05:35,466
I'm a cow."
585
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:08,553
- Hey!
- Hey, how you doing?
586
01:08:08,555 --> 01:08:10,154
- Good.
- Need a ride, I take it?
587
01:08:10,156 --> 01:08:11,756
- Yeah.
- OK.
588
01:08:11,758 --> 01:08:13,257
I'm kind of piled up here,
589
01:08:13,259 --> 01:08:14,793
so if you don't mind
hopping in back.
590
01:08:14,795 --> 01:08:16,461
- Yeah, sure, great.
- OK, all right.
591
01:08:16,463 --> 01:08:18,564
Not going far,
but I'll help you what I can.
592
01:08:18,566 --> 01:08:20,532
All right. Are you going
through Daleville?
593
01:08:20,534 --> 01:08:23,402
- Uh, sure, sure, I can do that. Yeah.
- Yeah?
594
01:08:23,404 --> 01:08:25,706
- Hop in, hop in.
- Good.
595
01:08:27,541 --> 01:08:29,608
- Thanks.
- Jump in.
596
01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:31,343
Move what you got
to move back there.
597
01:08:31,345 --> 01:08:33,679
- Thank you so much.
- You bet. You got it.
598
01:08:33,681 --> 01:08:36,314
Find yourself a spot.
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
599
01:08:36,316 --> 01:08:39,250
- I'm good, how are you?
- Great.
600
01:08:39,252 --> 01:08:43,555
- How's the hike been?
- Not too bad.
601
01:08:43,557 --> 01:08:46,760
- Thanks for the ride.
- All right, settle in.
602
01:08:48,496 --> 01:08:50,362
Everybody good?
603
01:08:50,364 --> 01:08:52,399
- Yeah.
- OK.
604
01:10:21,891 --> 01:10:24,393
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
605
01:10:28,865 --> 01:10:31,165
Do you mind
if we take this table?
606
01:10:31,167 --> 01:10:33,601
Sit anywhere you want to,
darlin'. I ain't picky at all.
607
01:10:33,603 --> 01:10:35,168
Thank you.
608
01:10:35,170 --> 01:10:37,170
- Thanks.
- Howdy, howdy.
609
01:10:37,172 --> 01:10:39,340
Everybody doing OK
this morning?
610
01:10:39,342 --> 01:10:41,508
What you want to drink,
sweetie?
611
01:10:41,510 --> 01:10:43,844
Uh, coffee and water.
612
01:10:43,846 --> 01:10:46,280
All right.
How about you, sweetie?
613
01:10:46,282 --> 01:10:48,248
- Same.
- All right.
614
01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,751
You want to look at that
there menu for a minute,
615
01:10:49,753 --> 01:10:51,418
or you know what you want,
darlin'?
616
01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:54,789
Uh... do you have eggs?
617
01:10:54,791 --> 01:10:56,690
Oh, sure.
How do you like 'em cooked?
618
01:10:56,692 --> 01:10:58,559
- Scrambled.
- Alrighty.
619
01:10:58,561 --> 01:11:01,762
- How about you, sweetie?
- I'm OK for now, thanks.
620
01:11:01,764 --> 01:11:04,231
- All that hiking and no food?
- Yeah.
621
01:11:04,233 --> 01:11:06,369
- I'll be back, darlin'.
- OK.
622
01:11:39,302 --> 01:11:42,940
Howdy. Come on in, pick you a
spot and I'll be right with you.
623
01:11:55,419 --> 01:11:59,021
I think after this, we...
we should say goodbye.
624
01:11:59,023 --> 01:12:01,356
Here you go, sweetie.
625
01:12:01,358 --> 01:12:03,659
- Thanks.
- You're so welcome.
626
01:12:03,661 --> 01:12:06,328
Them there eggs will be done
here in just a minute.
627
01:12:06,330 --> 01:12:08,931
- OK, thanks.
- And I'll be right back out with them, OK?
628
01:12:08,933 --> 01:12:11,468
You change your mind,
I'll feed you, darlin'.
629
01:12:39,630 --> 01:12:41,799
You should eat something.
630
01:12:49,842 --> 01:12:52,644
- Will you take the phone?
- No.
631
01:13:15,934 --> 01:13:19,003
I didn't know you
were coming off the trail.
632
01:13:19,005 --> 01:13:21,004
Jesus. Are you serious?
633
01:13:21,006 --> 01:13:23,106
I didn't... I didn't know it.
634
01:13:23,108 --> 01:13:25,609
You didn't know?
635
01:13:25,611 --> 01:13:28,078
Sorry.
636
01:13:28,080 --> 01:13:30,480
OK.
637
01:13:30,482 --> 01:13:32,682
- Hey, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Excuse me.
638
01:13:32,684 --> 01:13:35,452
- Where's your restroom?
- Right through them there doors, darlin'.
639
01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,589
You're so welcome.
640
01:15:01,742 --> 01:15:03,675
- Sorry.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
641
01:15:03,677 --> 01:15:05,546
No, it's OK.
642
01:15:59,901 --> 01:16:01,770
How you doing?
643
01:16:10,245 --> 01:16:12,047
You OK?
644
01:16:20,889 --> 01:16:23,589
I'm Spencer.
645
01:16:23,591 --> 01:16:25,161
Nice to meet you.
646
01:16:33,168 --> 01:16:35,103
Where you from?
647
01:16:38,207 --> 01:16:40,475
Guess what?
648
01:16:43,312 --> 01:16:50,219
If you are wrong, you fly away.
649
01:18:34,292 --> 01:18:39,197
Should I run over these deputy sheriffs
or just let them be there dumb?
650
01:18:40,932 --> 01:18:42,298
How's your hiking going?
651
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:45,801
Two weeks I was in the hospital.
652
01:18:45,803 --> 01:18:50,906
Gosh, that's terrible, huh?
What? Did you get bad food?
653
01:18:50,908 --> 01:18:53,210
- I had a tick.
- Oh.
654
01:18:53,212 --> 01:18:56,879
Uh, was it the one
that carries the Lyme disease.
655
01:18:56,881 --> 01:19:00,683
- Yeah.
- Oh, shucks. Are you OK now?
656
01:19:00,685 --> 01:19:04,153
- Perfect.
- Oh, well, that's one good thing.
657
01:19:04,155 --> 01:19:08,023
You meet some extremely
nice people on the trail.
658
01:19:08,025 --> 01:19:10,860
I'm not worried about that. I
just want to make it, you know?
659
01:19:10,862 --> 01:19:14,331
- Yeah.
- I just want to go there and make it.
660
01:19:14,333 --> 01:19:19,169
You know, you have certain
phases in life that you want...
661
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:21,770
You don't want to be tied down
and then you have times
662
01:19:21,772 --> 01:19:25,375
that you want to settle down
and do nothing but go to work,
663
01:19:25,377 --> 01:19:29,279
come home and spend time
with your... your wife.
664
01:19:29,281 --> 01:19:35,485
And... but you have to make your
mind up in your young years,
665
01:19:35,487 --> 01:19:38,054
what's more important to you.
666
01:19:38,056 --> 01:19:41,158
And if marriage
is the most important thing
667
01:19:41,160 --> 01:19:43,726
and raising a family,
and at one time,
668
01:19:43,728 --> 01:19:45,295
you know, I thought that was it.
669
01:19:45,297 --> 01:19:49,466
Then my first wife,
she got on prescription drugs
670
01:19:49,468 --> 01:19:51,168
and really got bad and stuff.
671
01:19:51,170 --> 01:19:53,737
And, you know, imagining things,
672
01:19:53,739 --> 01:19:56,339
which was far from truth
and stuff.
673
01:19:56,341 --> 01:19:59,343
And there's a house I built.
674
01:19:59,345 --> 01:20:02,812
The rest is unpleasant history
for the second wife.
675
01:20:02,814 --> 01:20:05,749
So that does end.
676
01:20:05,751 --> 01:20:09,519
I'm educated and all that,
so if a third ever comes along,
677
01:20:09,521 --> 01:20:11,522
it should be a charm.
678
01:20:11,524 --> 01:20:13,757
- Are you happy now?
- Yeah.
679
01:20:13,759 --> 01:20:15,359
- Yeah, I am.
- That's it.
680
01:20:15,361 --> 01:20:16,793
Yeah, you know, I'm real happy,
681
01:20:16,795 --> 01:20:18,962
because...
682
01:20:18,964 --> 01:20:23,868
I do about everything
I want to do.
683
01:20:23,870 --> 01:20:27,471
Other than that,
I have a good friend or two.
684
01:20:27,473 --> 01:20:31,175
And, you know,
and I ride my horses
685
01:20:31,177 --> 01:20:35,914
and shoot my gun,
and work like hell.
686
01:22:20,913 --> 01:22:25,913
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687
01:22:31,633 --> 01:22:35,201
♪ I was walking with you
688
01:22:35,203 --> 01:22:39,005
♪ Left hand in my back pocket
689
01:22:39,007 --> 01:22:44,412
♪ And I stared at the sky
while you kissed me ♪
690
01:22:47,115 --> 01:22:51,050
♪ And you were running away
691
01:22:51,052 --> 01:22:54,421
♪ Away from everything
692
01:22:54,423 --> 01:23:01,194
♪ And I stayed behind
so you'd miss me ♪
693
01:23:01,196 --> 01:23:08,669
♪ And while these words
may sound so sweet ♪
694
01:23:08,671 --> 01:23:14,041
♪ I could care less about you
695
01:23:14,043 --> 01:23:17,378
♪ Care less about you
696
01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:20,581
♪ And how I love the sound
697
01:23:20,583 --> 01:23:23,950
♪ Of you walking away
698
01:23:23,952 --> 01:23:28,255
♪ And I can see clearer
699
01:23:28,257 --> 01:23:31,525
♪ And I'm getting closer
700
01:23:31,527 --> 01:23:35,663
♪ To finding out just
who I am ♪
701
01:23:35,665 --> 01:23:39,367
♪ Without you in the way
702
01:23:39,369 --> 01:23:43,237
♪ So hold me
703
01:23:43,239 --> 01:23:46,540
♪ But only
704
01:23:46,542 --> 01:23:49,278
♪ For today
705
01:24:03,527 --> 01:24:06,695
♪ Despite my best ambitions
706
01:24:06,697 --> 01:24:10,998
♪ I get into
the worst situations ♪
707
01:24:11,000 --> 01:24:17,672
♪ But here I am crystal clean
708
01:24:17,674 --> 01:24:21,609
♪ And all the nights
are lonely ♪
709
01:24:21,611 --> 01:24:25,748
♪ The words I say to you
are phony ♪
710
01:24:25,750 --> 01:24:31,619
♪ Because there's
nothing left to say ♪
711
01:24:31,621 --> 01:24:39,360
♪ And though you say
you can't live without me ♪
712
01:24:39,362 --> 01:24:46,302
♪ And every single night
you think about me ♪
713
01:24:46,304 --> 01:24:51,507
♪ I could care less about you
714
01:24:51,509 --> 01:24:55,176
♪ Care less about you
715
01:24:55,178 --> 01:24:58,079
♪ And how I love the sound
716
01:24:58,081 --> 01:25:01,282
♪ Of you walking away
717
01:25:01,284 --> 01:25:04,687
♪ And I can see clearer
718
01:25:04,689 --> 01:25:08,757
♪ And I'm getting closer
719
01:25:08,759 --> 01:25:12,628
♪ To finding out
just who I am ♪
720
01:25:12,630 --> 01:25:16,332
♪ Without you in the way
721
01:25:16,334 --> 01:25:19,802
♪ So hold me
722
01:25:19,804 --> 01:25:23,205
♪ But only
723
01:25:23,207 --> 01:25:25,776
♪ For...
723
01:25:26,305 --> 01:25:32,825
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