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People say that when we really want something,

it might happen.

I would like to be in a peacefu/place...

With serenity...

And happiness.

But to be honest, what I would really like

is to be in someone else’s body.

Hey, hairy!

Hold us!

See this guy wearing this ridiculous costume?

That’s me.

People say good things don’t fall from the sky...

They’re telling the truth.

It seems that I don’t have a lot of control over my life.

Who would date a guy wearing an awful costume of a cat?

Shout and kick it

Yeah, I never had any luck.

Everything always goes wrong in my life.

UNLUCKY

Oh...

My nose!

Hi, Lino!

And when I believed in happiness...

Hi. Your necklace is pretty cool.

Oh!

It's my lucky necklace.

Come on, Janine, let's play!

Hey, Janine, come back.

My happiness never lasted long.

At least I was sure about one thing.

I could be the least popular guy at school,

but I had the best snack of all.

0h... That one is Victor.

The most annoying guy in the world.

He was a great guy.

Great at beating me up.

Hiding your snack, Lino?

No, just doing yoga.

Get out of there!

Wait! It's my snack!

-Stop it! -Quiet.

Tell your mommy that tomorrow I don't want any salad.

Ouch!

And my teen years weren ’t different.

Go over there! She looked at you.

Go over there! Show us how to do it!

Hi!

You still wear your lucky...

Necklace. You're quite an observer...

No! Wait! I'm sorry!

-Darn it... -Lino, get back here!

[do my best to make good things happen in my life.

The problem is that it’s exactly the bad things

that happen to me without effort.

While everyone was getting excellent jobs,

I had to do with what I’ve got.

Andlmade a costume.

So that's your costume?

The kids will love it. Don't worry.

Of course... I'll love it too.

What a ridiculous costume...

It was just a temporary job unti/[got a better one...

But siX years have already gone by...

Six years living the same routine.

Wake up.

Go to work.

Get mocked on the street.

Get mocked by the boss. By the waitress.

Get kicked by the boy. Punched by the girl.

Flyer!

Get scared as hell by the flyer guy.

Didn’t he get that I am against f/yers?

0h! And the final touch.

Amid all the happy life I lead,

guess who is my neXt-door neighbor? Huh?

Hi, Big Lino! Fine?

Could you please clean it up a bit...

Honest/y, what have I done so wrong in this life?

Why Victor gets home every day carrying something new

and [get home every day carrying a cat head under my arm?

Short/y, that’s been my life until now.

But never mind. Tomorrow is a new day

and I know everything is gonna be different.

Come on, Lino!

Let's go! It's time.

Sure!

What a lousy costume... Ridiculous.

Get out of the way.

What is that, Lino?

Wearing a monster costume to scare the little kids?

It's not a monster, it's a cat, right?

Hello. Hello.

Attention!

Attention, attention!

Kids, may I have a moment, please?

I have a surprise for you!

To cheer up our party,

I'd like to invite our special guest...

Lino, the Cat!

I guess that's me.

Hi, kids. Who wants to play with Lino, the Cat?

- What is that? - He's so ugly!

- He's weird. - Oh my God...

Get him!

Pull it! Tear it out!

Jump! Jump!

Take that!

Kid, don't do that!

Don't do that! I can't see!

No!

Ouch! Wait... Let me go!

[love being a kid/ [love being a kid/

What a yummy cake.

Who wants to give a piece to your friend Lino?

Who wants to take Lino for a ride?

That's it. I'm quitting. Enough! I need to change my life.

Flyer!

Wait... My couch?

Why my couch... What's going on?

Wait! Wait! That's my apartment.

-What's going on? -No! No!

Why my stuff is down there?

Four months without paying rent!

I've done you enough favors!

I'll find someone who can pay!

How come? You can'tjust kick me out!

I sure can!

Cats like to live on the street.

You'll get used to it.

Bye-bye!

I do hope the new tenant is a loud man

and you'll never sleep again!

I hope he is a loudist/

If that's even a word...

Get out, lino!

Hi there, Lino! Fine?

What's that? Garage sale 24/7?

Hi, Victor, how is it?

Am I in your way?

Big Lino, is that costume for sale?

No, not yet.

Why are you outside on that couch at this time of the night?

Taking the mold out?

No, I'm cool, taking a moon bath.

What, moron?

No, it's nothing... I've just been evicted. I'm cool.

Right, I know...

Man, if you want, you can stay over my place tonight. You feel me?

No, it's cool. I'll figure it out...

Figure it out how?

Come on, stay at my place tonight.

We've been neighbors for years

and never talked about the old times!

Tomorrow you'll wake up in good shape

and decide what to do.

Come stay at my place, man.

Could it get any worse?

There's a roof in my place, bro.

Let's go to my place. Come on.

So innocent... Just wait for it.

Thanks, Big Vic.

Relax, bro. That's what friends are for.

Wow!

So many electronic devices... What do you work with?

Sales, public relations stuff,

a bit of trade representation, contracts, business. And you?

Iwork with... I'm in the entertainment industry.

Oh, really?

Listen...

I'm getting some soda and we'll toast to the old times!

Iremember...

-To starting over! -Thanks. Thanks a lot...

Tomorrow is another day. You'll see!

Your life will change, man.

Believe in yourself.

My mom always told me that.

But] believe in fortune cookies more than in me.

Man, you must be worn-out.

Sleep tight on the couch.

Tomorrow you'll be brand new, right?

Listen, bro, good night. Chill out.

See you, Victor. Good night.

Good grief, those little devils tired me out...

Meow...

Let's play a little bit, kitty cat.

JEWELRY

It's time!

Mine! Mine!

Meow!

Fifty meters ahead, turn left.

- Shut up! - Turn left.

Meow...

Recalculating route.

Recalculating route.

Recalculating route.

ELECTRONICS

What?

Oh, no... This always happens to me.

All right, let's change my life.

Is your life bad? Do things go wrong?

Love issues?

Find the solution talking to Don Leon.

I don't need this.

I don't need this. I'm sure my life will change.

Something tells me everything will be different...

Okay, all right.

Door knobs fall off every day, right?

Hey! Incoming trash!

What?

Head shot!

Enough!

This isn't normal! It's unbelievable!

It always happens to me!

Okay... I'm going to meet you, Mr. Don Leon.

Well, it can't get any worse.

That's impossible!

THIEF GOES TO TOWN

Did you ask for me, chief?

It seems there's a Costume Freak...

...on the loose.

And what do I have to do with it?

I'm going on vacation tomorrow, remember?

Which comic book has that lunatic come from?

When you think you've seen it all...

What is it?

Sweet Lord...

There! You're in charge of putting a diaper on that guy.

Right...

I'm glad you cheered yourself up.

You've always wanted to have a child, right?

A child! Not a barbarian.

Chief, you're not doing this to me, right?

-I'm traveling tomorrow. -Then arrest him today.

I'll let you keep the kitty costume.

Why am Ithe only one who has to deal with those freaks?

Relax...

I requested these two officers to help you out.

-He|lo! -My nose...

Chief!

Chief...

They can't tell the difference

between a criminal record and a fast food order.

Lower your voice. They're sensitive.

Guys, this is police officer Janine.

Hi. How are you?

Nice to meet you. I'm officer Marsh, at your service.

At your service, officer Mallow.

Marsh & Mallow?

Great...

Thanks, chief.

I'm sure it's gonna be a sweet experience.

It needs sugar.

Look! Beautiful rock in your necklace, chief.

-Nice! -Is it a lucky necklace?

It was. It seems to be expired.

It's here...

Hello?

Hi?

Hi?

Anybody home?

Mr. Leon?

Calm down, my dear friend/

Ifyou’ve come to me, there’s a great reason for that!

Yes, I...

You have personal problems, my friend.

Iknow, Iknow...

You’ve come to the right place.

Whatever your problem is, I have the solution.

Welcome to my temp/e!

What...

Iam Don Leon. At your service.

Put the fire out! Put it out!

Okay! Let's do it.

Let's do it.

On a second thought...

Today is not a good day to see my future.

No! No!

You think everything here

is just a bunch of meaningless junk, don't you?

No! Absolutely not...

Listen, I've traveled to places that you can't even imagine.

Istudied a lot.

From the most ancient rituals

to the most modern spiritual healing practices

-through teleconference. -Huh?

Therefore, I'm not here to guess anything.

I'm not a con artist.

I am the most noble disciple

of my master Henry Topper!

Did you see? Take a look...

Sorry! I don't...

It's just that I don't believe much in things such as magic.

-Yeah, neither do I. -What?

What?

That's fine. It's only words, right?

Ionly have one thing to offer you.

So-lu-tion.

Take a seat.

Let's start, young man!

Well, I don't even know where to start with.

Start with what is bothering you the most.

In my life?

See this?

I have to wear this awful thing for a living.

It's painful, humiliating and I can't make money out of it!

I'm homeless. Everything goes wrong.

Girls don't notice me.

Nothing! I lost my pride.

Actually, I've never had it.

Right...

It seems there's some kind of cosmic conspiracy against me.

-Got it. -I want to start a new life!

In short, I want to get rid of that awful cat,

of the kids and of the humiliation.

Iwant things to work out in my life!

Would you believe I'm the unluckiest person on Earth?

Why should I?

So do you think it's possible?

I think you're lucky, young man!

I don't know why, but your case seems to be different.

So I'll use something special.

This book is very, very special!

Given only to the best students of master Henry Topper.

Let's see what we have here for you.

"Clear the Way".

So?

I have exactly what you need, young man.

Really?

What is it? What I should do?

Pay me 50 bucks in advance.

Fifty?

Don't you want to change your life?

Oh, great... I'm just wasting my time.

Fine. All right.

Listen carefully, I'm going you to give you the key to success.

First, you must draw a circle on the floor.

Around the circle,

you must write the word ”transformation”

using the magic alphabet.

Afterward, you must turn upside down.

Do a handstand inside the circle.

What?

It means you want to turn your life around.

This is ridiculous.

When you’re upside down, you must chant these words.

0h, wind that moves, blow away what is stuck.

Clear the paths of change and take away all the bad luck.

Finally, drink this blend of prosperity herbs.

Is it safe to drink this stuff?

Come on, young man! For Abramelin's sake!

It's a thousand-year recipe.

Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

What was I thinking?

Crazy people...

Hey, chief, here are the tapes of the security cameras.

That you've asked for.

You took so long.

It's because we stopped by the video rental store.

-Wait a minute! -What?

Which ones are the security tapes and which ones we rented?

Now you got me. I didn't even see this movie yet.

Okay, wait, guys!

Ihave something very important to tell you.

Cool, chief! Tell us.

-Who do we have to arrest? -Yeah!

Tell us!

And we'll teach him a lesson!

It wasn't me, chief.

Here's what...

Iwas informed that this guy is very dangerous.

During the day he works as a children's party entertainer.

Oh my God!

Easy, Marsh.

For crying out loud...

Listen up, let's check every place that held parties over the last days

to find out if this guy worked at them.

Also, let's find parties that are taking place today!

Got it?

Ilove cake. How about you, Marsh?

-Choco|ate! -Rea||y?

How about a shock-o-late?

That hurt, chief.

Time to work, the party already started.

Sure| I' . m on my way, sir...

I was just feeling odd, but I'm on my way!

Wow! That's what I'm talking about.

Beautiful costume. Congratulations!

Thanks.

Unbelievable!

My Gosh! What a great costume.

Really? Thanks.

-Wow, great job! -Thanks.

Do your best!

I can't believe it, they finally respect me...

-It’s working! -0ut ofthe way!

-Thanks, Don Leon. -Wow! How handsome, Lino!

I can't believe it! Even women find me handsome!

Don Leon is the best!

Hi, kids!

Wow!

-A cat! -Look at the cat!

It's so cute!

I can't believe it...

Hello, kids!

It looks real!

Come on, kids!

Hit the music and let's have some fun!

Ouch! But what...

It's definitely him!

-That guy from the newspaper! -I think it's him.

Let's go.

That's him!

Get that crook!

-Call the police! -What?

Dad, make him dance! Now!

Daddy! Daddy!

How dare you?

Come here, son!

Wait! There must be some mistake! Ididn't... Meow!

The mistake was hiring a thug like you to our party!

-Call the police! -Why did we come to this party?

What?

-Catch the thief! -Call the police!

It's not what you're thinking! I'm not that guy from the newspaper!

This always happens to me...

Stay away from me!

Catch him!

There!

Catch him!

Don Leon, dang you! What have you done to me?

No! No...

Help!

Come on!

I'll catch you!

There... My life is back to normal.

Can I have a piece of cake?

Stop that thief!

Catch him! Don't let him get away!

No! No! No!

My fruits! You'll have to pay for that!

And don't step on my watermelon!

Get back here!

This time, the Costume Freak was planning to rob a child buffet.

But what was his target?

The cake? The gifts? Or a little child?

Hey!

Pervert!

My purse! Help!

-He|p! My purse! -I'm sorry, ma'am!

Look! He stole that old lady's purse!

-He's got a nerve! -Get that guy!

-Get him! -It's the Costume Freak!

Get out of the way!

Watch out, big head!

No!

Watch out! Watch out!

Don't kill me! Don't kill me!

-He's attacking that lady! -He's going to hurt her!

He's out of control!

He's bashing the girl!

-Get that guy! -Get that guy!

No, I'm not!

Look! That's the guy who blew up the bank!

Get back here!

My car!

Look what you've done!

-He has a knife! -No!

Come back here, nutjob!

I'm on it! I'll catch him!

He got away!

DOG HOUSES & CAT HOUSES

Dispatch calling Janine.

Janine listening.

The Costume Freak has been identified.

Go to Hill Street, near Ascension Street, over.

Affirmative! Car 13 on the way!

Let's go! Hurry up! Let's go get that guy!

Yeah, Mallow! Let's end this already.

And then, pizza, french fries, coffee and crackers.

I prefer cookies.

-Crackers. -Cookies.

-Crackers. -Cookies.

-Crackers! Crackers! -Cookies!

Did you take the police entry exam online or what?

Can you take it online?

-I didn't know! -No way...

Let's go, Marsh & Mallow!

Let's go! I'm on it, chief!

You cover me, Mallow.

Great! That's exactly what I meant

when I said Iwanted to change my life...

To be turned into a live, furry and outlaw costume!

A kitty...

-That way! -Hurry!

-Fast! -That way! Go!

Why always me?

You should see the text he sent me.

A kitty... Meow!

We are going on a date...

Oh my God! Careful!

Oh my God!

What else can happen to me?

Hi!

Fluffy...

-Guys, I found him! -He's there!

-Go... -Kitty!

Little girl, it's not a good time to adopt a pet.

-He's stepping on the child! -C|ear the way, police here.

-Step back. -Authorities here!

-Hey, you! -What?

-Hands up and let the child go! -Calm down!

Let's go the easy way.

Let me go, little girl...

He's going to kill the child!

Not at all! Calm down!

Let the child go and lean against the wall!

Don't even think about it, young man!

Chief, if I catch him, there's a reward?

Don Leon... I must find Don Leon.

Hey!

Freeze!

Wow! He must be from that circus. Cirque Du Sir Leo!

Blimey, he's very good, isn't he, chief?

Unbelievable...

Let's go, let's go.

He looked like Spider Man!

You are spiritually compromised.

You seem to be possessed by a demon.

But leave it to me.

Leave it to me. I know how to deal with it!

Are you serious?

But I just want to know if I should accept the honeymoon proposal.

Get out, monster!

In the name of Henry Topper, leave that body!

I summon all the Viking gods!

Leave, demons!

More than one?

I summon all the pharaohs!

Leave this pure innocent person!

Leave this curvy body!

-Am I overweight? -Leave, demons! Now!

What's that?

Good heavens!

Back off, monster! Back off!

Don't you dare mess with me, or I'll curse you!

Curse? No, I'm good. What do you think you did to me?

But what... Get out of there, little girl.

-Be careful. -Yeah, be careful with that guy!

You ask for a normal life and he turns you into an animal.

I'll count up to three and you get the hell out of here!

Don Leon, listen up, meow. I'll explain only once, meow.

I'm the guy who worked as a party entertainer

-with an awful costume... -No!

Yes...

Have you swallowed the poor guy?

I came here this morning

and told you my life was a total mess.

I showed you the costume that looked like this cat.

Then you offered me a solution from a crazy books of yours.

And Iwas turned into...

This!

This cuddly, chased and criminal creature. Meow.

Why's that? It's a crime to have a nice costume?

Didn't you get it?

I'm not wearing a costume!

Your bloody magic, meow, turned me into this animal.

That's fa ntastic!

Can I touch you?

Meow, meow... Not only I was turned into this,

and I am being chased as a criminal.

That's all I needed! Me! A cri-mi-nal!

The exit door...

M a' am!

Darn it!

She didn't even pay! Now who's going to pay for it?

She should be happy you didn't turn her into an ostrich.

Now I need you to solve my problem!

Honey! Honey!

I saw the demon with my own eyes!

I think we shouldn't travel.

He's hairy, red, yellow, like a giant cat.

It seems he kidnapped a little girl.

Over there, on 71, Grotto Street. I saw him!

I saw him, honey!

Either you find me a solution

or I chop this stupid book and you into small pieces!

Calm down!

The page!

What about it?

The page had been torn. Oh my God!

All the magic had been mixed!

And my book is condemned.

What a disaster!

I'm so sorry for your book!

Oh my God, that's the police!

Attention!

Here’s the police!

Get out of there, little girl.

We know you’re there, Costume Freak!

Get out peacefully,

hand us the child and nobody will get hurt.

I guarantee.

-It's my turn! -No! It's my turn.

-I asked first. -Give it to me!

-It's my turn now! -Chief!

All right, I got it.

You want a solution.

Can you make your daughter stop snooping around?

She's not my daughter!

I don't know her.

Igot it, she chose you to be her daddy!

No, she chose me to be her pet.

How sweet...

The clock is ticking, young man!

Come out quietly and we shall solve this, all right?

There's only one person who can help you now.

My master Henry Topper!

We must go to his temple.

Go see your master Henry Topper?

Have you gone mental?

How can I walk on the streets like this?

Fine! You asked for it!

We'll do it our way!

You better get ready!

Great, the police. What's the plan?

What?

What's all that for?

Come on, let's go.

What is that? Where is the temple?

Hey, you almost forgot your daughter.

She's not my daughter! Itold you! Leave her here.

She'll be safer with the police. Let's go!

-No! Fluffy... -Come on. Meow!

What if they throw a bomb here?!

Ican't believe I'm doing this...

Let's go... Glue.

Glue.

I'm on it, chief! Watch this!

Ouch!

I can do it. It's my specialty.

It won't open, chief!

They must be in China already!

It wasn't me.

Oh God...

That hurt!

Clear, chief!

-Dang! -Sorry, chief.

Go around the house and lay siege.

I'll search upstairs, okay?

Okay! Marsh & Mallow, activate!

Why do I feel that every step with you

is going towards more trouble?

Relax! I'm a former soldier, I know what I'm doing.

And why do you have a passage like this?

Oh,young man... I haven't always followed the rules.

And in the 70's I didn't behave so well.

Meow, so this is your well-behaved version?

Here's my machine!

What?

Great! We're escaping in this very low-profile car?

Liked it?

Never doubt that beauty. Let's go, hop in!

Wait, wait! Are you a sorcerer or an ice cream seller?

Ice cream is my therapy.

Get inside, I won't get you in trouble!

Hurry, Lino!

Hey! Freeze!

Get out of the car and give me the child!

Let's go!

If this junk car is working, now this is the time! Go! Meow!

Get back here! Stubborn!

Soft.

Officer Janine calling Marsh & Mallow. Over.

Officer Janine calling Marsh & Mal/ow!

-Nobody will get away with it! -That's right.

Let's go, guys! Hurry up!

The big ice cream escaped!

Don't leave me alone here. Get in the car!

Haven't I told you we could trust in the power of ice cream?

Iwonder why we haven't tipped over.

Reinforced suspension, my friend!

I did it myself!

What?

-Fun! -Hold on!

Let's hope master Henry Topper

has some magic

to gather my limbs!

Let's go!

Let's go! Get him!

-Come one, Marsh! -Speed up!

Igot this!

Don't worry, we'll lose them right away.

I'm sure that loosing people is one of your magic gifts.

Watch this!

No! Be careful!

-Fun! -No!

The cat flies!

Get inside! Quick!

-I can't! -So hold on!

It worked out!

That was close...

-G|ue, are you all right? -I want more!

We're almost reaching that old thing!

Let's go! Go, Marsh!

Go ahead! Speed up!

The car can't go faster than this!

I think you're too heavy.

I want ice cream.

That's fun!

It's raining ice cream, chief!

Ice cream rain!

Hey, Mallow, save some for me!

Delicious!

I can't believe it!

Forget about the ice cream, Mallow!

Ice cream...

Ladies and Gentlemen I'll give you my signature touch...

Chocolate bomb!

What's that?

Watch out for the big cream!

Yes!

-We made it! I can't believe it! -I told you could trust me.

Bloody crazy car!

Now what?

Don't say that it flew away!

No, chief. That would be a DeLorean, not a van.

Hey, chief... Doesn't it look like a big poop?

I don't believe it...

For crying out loud...

Now what? How do you like my rocket?

I haven't had such fun since Woodstock!

Glue is kinda cute, isn't she?

This asks for a picture!

Smile!

Meow, meow...

Yes, you can come pick up the goods.

-I only sell nice stuff. -The Costume Freak strikes again...

Th ree-day warranty for everything.

That's right, I only take cash, cold cash, got it?

He kidnapped a child from a foster home.

Watch the statement of the girl who was looking after the child.

I was looking after the child with all my love and care

when that monster came in breaking everything on the way...

It was awful! He took the child of my hands...

Hi, baby, everything is set for our trip to Las Vegas.

Did your father release his plane?

Yes, he did. But for tomorrow night.

What do you mean? I'm in a hurry!

0h, honey...

Are you in such a hurry for our honeymoon?

Yes, I am...

Listen, baby, you'll love the fur coat I bought you.

Fur coat?

You’re so classy, Victor.

I had a high birth, baby.

But shouldn't we get married first

and then go on our honeymoon?

Baby, going on a honeymoon before getting married is classy.

Don't you want to be classy?

It's here?

It's here! He we are.

Imissed this...

Look, Glue, Don Leon is going crazy.

iicazyu!

This temple is the place where I learned everything, dear friends!

Magic requires great discipline!

I made many friends here, young man.

They love me so much in here! You'll see...

I can imagine.

-Who is it? -It's me, Don Leon!

Don Leon?

Come on! Come quickly.

Master Henry Topper will be delighted

and you'll love him too...

Attention, sorcerers and wizards, we are on red alert threat!

Quick! Close everything!

Congrats for one of the worst receptions I've ever seen.

They do that for our own safety.

They will open it.

I have a feeling your childhood friends grew up

and came into their senses.

Relax, they must have mistaken me for somebody else!

Don Leon!

You again!

Greetings, master Henry Topper!

Greetings.

You are forbidden to come here.

Master!

This young man has been transformed into this animal

due to the magic I did to help him,

but it went wrong...

It went wrong? Why that doesn't surprise me?

The book had a hole.

The spells got mixed and this happened.

Lino, who was already ugly, turned into this thing...

Are you done?

Master, no other disciple adores you like I do!

I have your pictures all over the place!

I even have a banner...

Are you serious?

Master, listen to me!

The life of this poor creature is in our hands!

Let's help him!

Look at his little daughter.

After all you've done,

you have the nerve to come here and ask for help?

What's he talking about?

But... Master Henry Topper!

I did good things too, didn't I?

Sure...

Let's consider the good things you are talking about.

The day you transformed my little pet into a slug.

The day you used my wand to play pool.

The day you stole my millenarian book of magic?

What about when I prevented the temple from burning?

Fire that was caused by the explosion

of another magic of yours that went wrong?

I lost three students that day.

They rushed so desperately out of the temple

that they never came back.

See?

They were useless!

I'd never leave you, Master.

Oh my God!

Thanks to you dismay regarding studies and rules,

until this day I am unable to sit properly.

But enough! Enough with this subject.

Enough, Don Leon! Go away!

If you don't get out of my way,

I swear I'll turn you into a rat

so that this giant cat will feed on you.

Goodbye!

Master became dramatic with age, don't you think?

He put on some weight too. Have you noticed his belly?

Everything all right?

Did the cat get your tongue?

You said that your beloved master would solve everything, meow!

You said you knew what you were doing!

I put my life in your hands, meow!

Calm down!

Kitty!

-Calm down! -Don't be mad, kitty.

We still have a chance.

For that purpose, we must work together!

Why? Why always me?

I got it! "The Red Book"!

It has the right antidotes to reverse any magic!

Let's get inside the temple and take it!

Get inside the temple? How?

We 7! have 59 seconds.

We 7! need a forklift to take a Chinese professional contortionist

to the air conditioning ducts.

He’ll go through the ducts up to the gate electric boX.

As soon as he activates the gates,

a weightlifter will hold the gate.

Genius!

In the meantime,

you and I will enter wearing our ninja outfits

and our bulletproof vests.

Genius!

We’ll get the book

and leave in our super mighty motorcycles

which will be near the temple door.

That’s just genius!

As we don't have any ofthis...

Me, you and the girl climb that wall over there.

What did you eat on the day of the crime?

-A hamburger. -Right.

With?

-French fries. -Right.

What's your connection with the next door tenant?

Listen... I've been very afraid of him since childhood.

He's tough.

That's all, Mr. Victor.

- Thanks for your help. - Thanks!

Thank your wife for the coffee early this morning.

What?

Were you here early today?

Goodbye, Mr. Victor, have a nice trip.

-Oh my God... -Honey?

Honey!

The case with the money is over there.

That one you asked me to take from my dad's safe.

Are you sure he won't be upset?

Are you sure?

Relax, baby. Listen...

Have you told the policemen we're going to travel?

Do you really think Iwould miss the chance

to talk about our honeymoon trip to Las Vegas?

But dear, sweetie...

What else have you told them?

Are there volcanoes in Las Vegas? I've never seen lava.

Sweet Lord...

Don't squeeze me!

Be careful... I'm afraid of heights!

Glue, hang him.

Hang...

Slow down...

Mommy!

Shut up! We'll wake everybody up!

Meow, look at this place!

Come on!

As far as I remember,

the book must be on that shelf.

Let's see...

I knew it!

Found it?

Found it?

Ican't...

I think the book is stuck.

Wait! I'll help you!

Glue, stay quiet. Don't touch anything!

Anything, anything...

-That was close! -So close...

For a moment I thought...

Glue, no!

Who is in my office?

Now what?

Get the book and let's get out, quick!

Wake everybody up. There's someone in my office.

My God, how will we get away with it?

Out of the way. Let me through. Out!

I have the power!

How embarrassing...

Oh, no!

Get them! They're running away!

Catch them!

Go after them!

You need to work on your shooting skills!

Let's go again!

I'm good at this!

Wait! You don't think I'll jump from that height, do you?

-Jump... -Just go! Cats have nine lives.

Go!

Fly, kitty!

Fluffy...

Meow, Glue!

-Oh, my friend... -Unbe|ievable!

Come on! Go after them!

-Let's get out of here! -Let's go!

Catch them!

Come on, Lino! Those apprentices are not kidding!

Let's hope those guys are good sorcerers like you!

Could you spare me of your remarks?

Run!

Come on, Lino! Turn on the rocket!

My book! My Red Book!

Come on! Show me what you've learned!

They can’t escape!

-What's that? -How great...

You've learned nothing!

Oh, no...

What?

Yeah!

Bye, guys!

You are all useless!

You are useless!

Useless!

Oh... Sweet heavens!

Could it be...

It can't be!

Young lady, this is not a picture book! Give it to me.

"Butterfy" flies.

Look, Don Leon, Glue is learning to speak. How cute.

What? What's the problem? It's the wrong book?

No, it's the right book. The magic is here, but...

But what? Don't say the antidote is inside an active volcano!

The book is written in riddles.

The riddle class was at the same time of the soap opera...

Soap opera? My life's a soap opera!

Right, I guess that's my fate.

Itold you!

This always happens to me.

-At your service! -I think Mallow farted!

The weird thing is that Lino has no criminal record.

The Don Leon guy doesn't even show up in the records.

Look at him.

Does he look like a kidnapper to you?

The ones with low self-esteem are the worst ones.

I’m so hungry today.

Hello.

Marsh & Mallow, we have a clue.

-Another one! -Car. Now. Let's go!

Let's go!

Fundamental laws about me were established.

I can be art or beauty in several forms.

A rare moon has my color in its name.

Why did I have to skip the Riddle classes?

And the soap opera wasn't even good.

Some plant... It can't be. Meow, meow, meow.

Some kind of wood? Meow... I don't know.

-But those laws and the color... -Maybe some kind of ink!

It can be art, beauty in several forms...

But there's the rarity thing.

Meow... Maybe is the raw material of some ink!

I'll be doomed!

That's difficult...

Wait! Wait! Fundamental laws, stones...

The Ten Commandments!

The Ten Commandments were written on stones,

and stones can be art or beauty when cut and polished!

What about the crazy stuff about the color of a rare moon...

As far as I know, the moon is white!

Yeah... Idon't know!

Blue moon!

That's the name of the second full moon in the same month.

And it's rare!

So it's a blue stone that's rare around here.

Blue sapphire is the name of that beauty, Lino!

-Meow! I can't believe it! -B|ue sapphire!

We solved the first riddle!

Well done, well done...

Let me check on the back of the book if it's correct...

Let's see...

It's here!

That's right! Blue sapphire.

It's correct, Lino, we are right!

-Have you hit your head? -What do you mean?

Are you telling me that we've been stuck here for three hours, meow

trying to decipher this bloody riddle, meow,

and all the time you knew that the answers were, meow,

on the back of the book?

Ithought we were having fun.

-We were so happy... -Let me see this, meow!

It's here...

To revert the witchcraft I need a blue sapphire,

an Indian chief headdress and a platypus egg? Now what?

All we have to do is read the words written in the book.

Look here.

Everything must be performed at midday.

First, we gotta find a headdress...

Where shall we find a headdress?

Headdress, indigenous people...

At a costume store...

At a thrift shop...

Where else...

Darn it! Where will we find...

INDIGENOUS RESERVATION

Hello, Chief. Any news?

Your friends did it again!

Where this time, chief?

Where?

Where? In the countryside.

They got inside a temple located in the mountain area

and stole a holy book!

My God!

Now they're practicing profanation! How about it...

I need you to search this place to find them.

All right! Leave it to me, chief!

The life ofa child is in danger... Trust me.

-Come, buddy. -So cute...

Let's go, boys, they are near here! Let's...

-Chief! -He bit me!

My God...

Let go of him!

For crying out loud...

Let him go!

Chief!

Chief!

It's biting my bottom!

-Are they're hostile? -How could I know?

Perhaps it's not a good idea to go there.

Looks like they are celebrating something!

It seems the ritual will take a long time.

I'm doomed...

What's that?

Are you sure those people still wear a headdress?

That's just great!

The headdress is right on the chief's head!

-Now what? -We get in there and take it.

What?

Let's just offer ourselves in sacrifice, it's easier!

You are always complaining.

Quit the pessimism!

They must be cannibals.

Cannibals.

Hey, relax... Leave it to me!

-I was a S.W.A.T. instructor. -There he goes...

Sit and watch a professional in action.

Wait! Are you crazy?

Oh my God...

Come back here!

Hey! How are you?

He got in, Glue... He got in!

I can't see...

There he is!

Hello!

Don Leon is nuts!

Nutty.

Yeah! You look great!

He made it! You saw that, Glue? He made it!

Shoot! Where is he?

He's over there. Go away, get out of there.

Yeah... Go,go,go.

Walk out the door! Out the door!

What?

No! No! Come back, come back!

What's he doing? He's crazy!

Hey, you! Come dance with me...

Hey, you! Come dance with me...

Me?

Me?

You wanna dance...

With me?

What's the crazy guy doing? Just leave!

Headdress mum gwuim bu! Headdress mum gwuim bu!

-Headdress mum gwuim bu! -Ca/m down!

Oh my God! They got him! Meow!

What should we do?

Headdress mum gwuim bu!

Hey, easy! I've already been a chief too...

/(o awm ka/u/e Mani!

Hey! Me chief too! Understand?

Me chief...

Too...

Calm down! Pay attention. Take a look.

Me needs to borrow headdress for me friend!

Friend!

Waka!

/(o awm ka/u/e Mani, ku/e ku/e!

/(ule?

What's that?

/(ule! /(ule!

-/(ule! /(ule! -Me what?

-What? -Kule!

Me dance?

Me understand the challenge.

Hey, wait...

If me win, can I keep the headdress?

Kule Mani, kule kule!

It's gonna be a piece of cake!

Me was a dancer on Broadway.

I don't believe it.

I don't believe it...

Igot this!

Go, Don Leon! Don't give up!

That guy rocks!

Aikuman! Aikuman!

I'm the best!

Aikuman!

Thank you! Thank you!

Itold you Iwas good!

Broadway!

Oh my God!

Lino!

What's going on here?

No! No!

Headdress, Kitty...

Get the headdress!

The headdress, Lino!

Let's go!

Farewell!

Aikuman to everyone!

/(ule to everyone!

-Here! -G|ue!

I don't believe it! You brought the...

Headdress.

Come give daddy a hug!

Oops...

Hurry up, before the natives come after us.

Next stop: platypus!

Look, chief!

Tire tracks.

It must be their car.

Look at this!

An empty bottle of milk...

It must be to feed the child.

Hey, wait... Look at this.

Chief, I found a dirty diaper!

You're right.

I think they came here with the child.

Ican't understand why Lino kidnapped the child...

He didn't even ask for a ransom.

What are they feeding this kid?

This stinks.

Smell it.

Mallow! Give me the diaper so I can add to the other evidences.

There it goes!

Sorry, chief!

Now what? How do we get in there?

I don't know, maybe we should wait for the zoo to open.

But it might take too long.

We must solve everything before midday, remember?

-What time is it? -Let me see... Midday.

Midday? But it's still dark.

I don't know, this watch always shows midday.

Follow me.

What?

What was that?

It must be nothing.

Thanks, man. If you need me, call me.

-Three-day warranty. Thanks. -Honey!

Are you sure the hotel reservations should be on my credit card?

Who was it, honey?

Nobody, just people from the building.

They came to tell me they're gonna miss me.

-And now, our police coverage. -let’s go?

The Costume Freak still scares people in the city.

After trying to invade a temple on the countryside,

traces of him and the child were found in a forest...

This city is becoming more and more dangerous.

Freak, cat...

-I'm glad we are leaving. -That's why I'm in a hurry, baby.

I want to protect you, baby.

Hi, good evening.

I brought the...

The cat.

The Giant Persian Cat, that's it!

Giant Persian Cat?

Let me see...

That's weird. There's no delivery of a Giant Persian Cat today.

Only a female orangutan...

That's right!

Actually, Giant Persian Cat

is the scientific name for female orangutan!

All right then...

You can get in.

And this one is very female, got it?

Hey! You...

It always happens to me...

You forgot the keys to open the cages...

Where's my mind? Thanks.

Everybody forgets the keys.

REPTILES. MAMMALS. BIRDS.

Is platypus a mammal, a reptile or a bird?

All of them, in theory.

How do we know in which sector it is?

Let's do this: you go that way, and I go this way, right?

GREAT APES

Hey, Glue...

Are you scared?

Scared.

Me too.

Me too...

Mommy!

Kitty! Let me go!

Hey! Give my niece back!

Lino! Lino!

They took Glue! Lino!

Turtle, crocodile...

Platypus! It's there!

All right! It was easier than Ithought.

Darn it!

What's this?

Oh my God! An animal has escaped and is attacking the platypus!

Attention, everyone! An animal has escaped!

It seems to be a... Lion.

-My God! -I got it!

I'll get the beast.

Hey bad boy! Stop right there!

Lino! Lino!

Lino!

Let's go! Let's go! Come on!

Take the egg, put it in the bag, hurry up, they're after us, run!

Wait! Wait!

-We can't leave yet. -Why not?

-Meow! Glue! -F|uffy!

What should we do?

-G|ue! -Kitty!

Don Leon, do something!

I can't live without Glue! Hurry!

Wait, where's the key?

The key, moron! The cage key!

How could I forget about it?

Hurry up! They're gonna find us!

Kitty!

Open it already, Lino!

Give me Glue back!

Give me Glue back!

Glue!

Go, Lino!

Worth of a replay.

Are you all right, Glue?

There it is! Look!

I'll take it down!

Catch the rascal!

Come on!

You guys won't believe it, but the lion ran on his feet!

Go to the car! Hurry!

Stop them!

Let's go to the car!

Let's go! Come on!

Wait, lions don't walk on their feet...

And they don't know how to drive....

Oh my God! Was that Bigfoot?

I'm telling you the truth! Trust me.

Bigfoot escaped taking the eggs!

Bigfoot? I didn't think...

And a crazy old man had a girl in his backpack!

Female Bigfoot could speak and...

The most incredible thing

is that all of them left driving a huge jeep...

Are female Bigfoot and the girl those two here?

The furry beast and the little girl.

We are here.

There! Let's park the car closer.

Then it's easier if we have to escape.

Like we always do.

Come on.

We can't fool around.

There must be heavy security here.

There isn't absolutely anyone at the museum entrance.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but we are lucky!

What?

What?

Closed?

Closed?

That stone is the only thing missing to transform me back.

And the museum is closed today ofall days?

-Calm down, Lino! They will find us! -Calm down, daddy...

Enough! I don't care! I had enough! Meow!

I can't stand this life any longer!

I spent the last days running away from the police

for something I didn't do!

And every time I think things will work out...

Something else happens to spoil everything!

Why? Why always me?

Relax, buddy. Calm down.

There's no reason to keep running. It's better to turn myself in.

My life will never get better, you don't get it.

There, there...

Come on, Lino...

We can't give up now just because the museum is closed

or simply because you'll be a cat

for the rest of your life... Come on.

Look at everything we achieved together.

We already have good stories to tell, right, buddy?

Right? Right, buddy?

I know it's hard...

Now that we were so close...

And all because of a blue sapphire

like this one on my turban...

Wait, wait, wait...

Do you have a blue sapphire in your turban?

Yes, it was my grandma's... Why?

I don't know if I should kill you or kiss you!

-What do you mean? -Did you not get it?

We have the blue sapphire we need!

Blue sapphi...

For Abramelin's beard, of course!

-You are the coolest nuts! -Right on, buddy!

All the time it was under my eyes! I mean, above my eyes...

Actually it was on my forehead.

Whatever!

The important thing is that we made it! We made it!

Itold you!

Let's go! Come on!

We can't waste time, remember?

We must perform the ritual at midday.

Let's go for it! It's time to have my life back!

Speed up!

Kitty is here.

May I help you, sir?

Show me your driver's...

Hey, wait! Wait! It's the Costume Freak!

Speed up! Let's go!

Hey, come back, you outlaws!

Hit the gas, Don Leon!

Gas!

Calling all the cars.

Calling all the cars.

The Costume Freak and his partner are in town. Over.

Watch out!

That way!

-No! -Calm down, Lino! I'm trying!

We are surrounded!

Turn!

Turn! Turn! Turn!

Out of the way!

We have to go further, those cops won't give up!

Oh my God! The road is closed. Now what?

Igot this!

-No way! -We are tipping over!

It worked!

That way!

Hold tight!

Hit the gas!

-Let's go! We don't have time! -All right!

Go up that hill so we can see the sun.

Igot it!

No! No!

What, Lino?

A solar eclipse!

Always me...

Keep calm, Lino. We're almost there!

Hold on tight!

Hold on tight, Glue!

Hold on tight, Glue!

Hurry up! It's almost midday!

Put on the headdress!

That's right!

Now what, Don Leon?

It is necessary all the light...

To look at myself...

Clarifying my problems...

And enlightening the solutions...

How beautiful!

Hurry up! Don't fool around!

All right, all right...

Through the sun...

Let the blue light in...

And with the hands for three times

it is better to observe.

So?

Rub your eyes with your hands three times

and look towards the sun.

Even before the greatest darkness,

there will be light to enlighten your problems!

One. Two. Three.

-Now what? -The egg!

Swallow it!

Always me... Always me...

Come on! It's midday!

Well done, young man, you made it!

Nothing happened!

What is that?

What's going on?

Lino?

Lino, are you all right?

It worked out!

-It worked out, Don Leon! -We made it!

-It worked! I knew it! -I can't believe it, I'm free!

I am me again!

I've never been so happy being under my skin.

That's enough! That's it!

I'll never wear that awful thing again!

I'm free!

-Fina||y! -Kitty!

What?

But...

Maybe...

Kitty!

A child

finally liked me

like this.

She likes me like this, Don Leon.

I think I'll never want to take off this costume.

I spent almost my whole life trying to get rid of this cat

and running away from children.

But now...

I think I know what I want for my life.

Stay with me?

Fluffy...

I'm sorry...

I'm latino...

Don Leon...

Don Leon, it's been a great adventure.

Come on, buddy...

We are family.

Now that everything is calmer

and I'm back to normal, I'd like to thank...

-What is that? -What?

What...

Geronino!

Hands up, you freak!

Freeze! Fattie, on the ground!

Mommy! Don't kill me!

Freeze! Don't move.

Let go of the child!

-Wait... -Ma|low!

Wait...

-Come here, kid... -No!

-G|ue! -No! Daddy! No!

That's him, chief!

Wait! Wait! I didn't steal anything!

Iswear!

Really, Lino? There's no argument against evidence.

Show him, chief.

I really don't know how someone has a costume identical to mine...

Hold on!

That fat bottom is not mine!

Let me see it.

That's right...

That bottom is a little fat to be yours...

It's true, chief!

-His bottom is much thinner! -And it's quite saggy.

It's true.

Besides, the guy on the photo has a heart-shaped tattoo...

But how...

Wait a minute! Wait...

Would you like to drink something?

I know who that guy is! I can take you to him!

Take a look at this!

Victor's last route on the GPS

was from the electronics store to here.

I knew that guy was weird.

It must have been on the day Iwas evicted and slept here.

What a crook! He must be gone by now.

Yeah! He did tell us he was going to Las Megas today.

It's not Las Megas, it's Las Vegas, bro.

What? What are you talking about?

Flight 171, terminal 2. Private jet.

Iwrote everything here.

I think someone is getting dessert today!

Yay!

I want cookies.

-Crackers! -Cookies!

Everybody in the car!

-Let's go! -Come on, guys!

-Crackers! -Cookies!

Honey, I saw the devil at that wizard's house. It was horrible.

I have a bad feeling about this trip.

Baby doll, here...

For you.

Victor!

How amazing you are!

Amazing!

An amazing bandit!

Police!

-Freeze! -What's going on here?

What are you doing here, Lino?

Freeze! Pants down!

We came to lower your pants!

-Come on! -Catch him!

He can't escape!

What?

Thought you could ruin everyone's life and get away?

So let me tell you that I am a lucky guy, understand?

I'm very luck.

Don't ever mess with me again.

Hey! Get your hand off of me!

What's going on?

-It's him! -Here's the little heart!

- We got him! - Well, man...

Who can escape the pleads of the heart?

Take him.

-Let go of me. -Honey, where are you going?

-I'm innocent. It was him! -You guys...

-It was Lino! -What about my trip?

-It was him! -Now I want my cookies!

I liked that, Lino...

Well... Thank you very much.

-Your lucky... -Neck|ace.

Janine!

Now, the latest news.

Last night, the party entertainer Lino was found.

He had been charged of being the Costume Freak.

But the real criminal is Victor,

who got arrested just before escaping to Las Vegas

with all stolen jewels and objects.

As a matter of fact, lino is a great hero.

Talk to us, please.

Any special message for the children?

Kids, believe in yourselves.

Everything works out just fine at the end.

-Right, daughter? -Right.

And our hero says he has plans to adopt the child.

Thank you.

Best of luck.

Now your name is Juliana.

Let's go with daddy.

Da-ddy.

MONTHS LATER...

And now, children...

I'll transform these flowers...

...by magic, into...

...a dove!

Which by magic was turned into this beautiful heron!

Get out...

And now, the main attraction of our party!

Let's welcome...

The great!

The amazing cat!

Lino!

So, kids?

Who wants to play with Lino?

That’s howaound out that all the time

happiness was right in front of me.

That we must be positive.

I had to go through all of that

to understood that my job was very important for the kids.

And how the love they have for us is real.

And that in life, no matter what you do...

Ifyou do it with love...

Everything...

Everything starts to work out.

Lino!

Come here!

- Kitty! - Oh, Juliana...

Jujube...

For you.

Higher, daddy! Higher!

THE END

Finally! I'm free!