All language subtitles for Jane the Virgin s04e15

All right, let's start
with the good news.

Jane and Rafael
were together and happy.

Also happy?
Petra and her lawyer, J.R.

Mmm, baby.

Oh, and speaking of Baby,
remember this?

We have finally found
the perfect nanny.

Felicia Romero.

I have a better idea.

A baby needs her father,
which is why

I will take the next year off.

Only problem?

He's not going to stay home
much longer

because his American version

of The Passions of Santos
just got the green light.

We are officially going to make

The Passions
of Steve and Brenda:

The First Co-Presidents
of the United States.

Oh, and speaking of
the United States,

you recall Alba's been
on the path to citizenship,

and she's also had to deal
with some romantic drama

of her own.

See, Jorge proposed,

but she turned him down...
twice.

And then she changed her mind,
but it was too late.

I know. Talk about heartbreak.

Which brings us to Xiomara.

See, she recently learned she
has stage III breast cancer,

so she had to make
some big decisions.

I've actually decided
to have a single mastectomy.

And so she had the surgery,

which, my friends,

is where we left off.

When Jane Gloriana Villanueva
was 18 years old,

something truly horrific
happened.

No!

She missed Arturo finding out

that his bride Victoria
was actually

his long-lost sister
on Te Amo Pero Te Odio.

All right, that's it.

No more putting it off.

We're getting a new TV.

And that, friends,

was when the Villanueva women

got to work.

And, as with all families,

each had a part to play.

Okay, I've narrowed it down
to three choices

based off price, size,
and picture quality.

Jane was the researcher.

Alba was the caretaker.

Okay, I will, but look.
This is my top choice,

and normally
it's out of our price range,

but I found a coupon
in the paper for 25% off.

Oh, my God. It expires today.

And the store closes
at 6:00 p.m.

What?
It's 5:45. Let's go!

And Xo...

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

It's 5:58!

Oh, sorry. We're closed.
Come back tomorrow.

Well, she was the whoop ass.

Oh, hell no, junior.

We have 90 seconds left,

so unless you want your boss

to know that you closed early,

punch back in
or I'll punch you out.

I got the new TV.

Full price.

I made sure to get a good one.

None of that discounted crap.

My only request

is that you never watch my shows
in ultra-high-def.

It is not a fair depiction

of my pore size.

You have my word. Thanks, hon.

Baby duty calls.

Yep. In times of crisis, we revert

- to our roles.
- Cool TV.

Can I watch PAW Patrol
with Abuela?

Yep, there's our caretaker.

Yes to fluids, no to plastic.

Use this, Mateo.

I have to send you
guys this article.

It's really interesting.

Basically,
plastic is poisoning us all.

What'd I tell you?

The researcher.

I don't know, Ma.

Just walking around the house
feels like enough.

- I'm still in so much pain.
- No!

Sheila,

Santos never wears peach.

Never ever.

Even if he was playing a peach,
he would wear lavender.

He would be a lavender peach.

Do you understand? Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry.

They just hired the
new costume designer

for Steve and Brenda,
and she's clueless.

Even Baby knows

that President
Steven T. Santos

doesn't wear peach.

How are you and Darci doing

on the search for a new nanny?

You haven't told her?

- Dad.
- Rogelio.

I know, I know, but I
made such a big show

about being Baby's nanny,

Darci will rake me over
the coals for backing out.

So I was thinking,

maybe I could bring Baby
with me to work.

You know,
just hand her to a P.A.

when we roll camera.

Rogelio, that's ridiculous.

You have to talk to Darci.

- Well...
- Now!

Don't be a coward.

Yep, there's our whoop ass.

Oh, here's the article.

So, it's not just BPA,
although that's bad.

It... uh...

My computer died.

Thank God.

I think I left my charger
at Rafael's.

It's over there
in the kitchen pile.

Or maybe it's by the bed pile.
There are a lot of Jane piles

- in this place.
- Got it.

Well, where are you guys headed?

I got called in early
for a shift,

so I'm dropping them off
at Petra's.

Hey, how's your mom?

Took a few more laps
around the living room today.

Nice.

Oh, want some more good news?

Always.

Mateo's progress report.

- Straight fours.
- What?!

Mateo! That's my boy.

We used to think
four was good, too.

But that's when we thought
it was out of five.

It's out of six.

So it's more of a C-plus.

We got A's.

Well, I am still
very proud of him.

And the two of you
for being such little...

smarties.

- Should we go out and celebrate?
- Yeah.

Can we go bowling?

Of course. Bowling it is.

My charger. Okay.

I have to get back to my mom's.

See you later. I love you.

Did you actually just say that?

Yeah, I guess I did.

Well, I love you, too.

Okay, got to go.

Us, too.

Seriously? Wow.

Talk about anticlimactic.

OMG, I'm sorry.

It was so anticlimactic,
I forgot to do this.

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You're early.

My shift changed.
I've been texting you.

Oh, and before I forget,

Jane planned a family
bowling night for Friday

in honor of everyone's good
progress reports at school.

We'll bowl. Uh, listen,

I need you to keep
the girls occupied.

- What? Why?
- J.R. spent the night.

- She's in the shower.
- Have the girls even met her yet?

No. And I don't think

now is the ideal time,
but you're early.

Who wants to go downstairs
and get some ice cream?

- Yay!
- Okay, love your shower,

hate your...

Who is she?

- My friend.
- Why is your friend

wearing a robe?

Girls, let's go
for that ice cream.

We'll have a nice talk.

I'm sorry about this.

I'm sure it's not how
you wanted to meet the girls.

Yeah, I didn't want
to meet them at all.

Excuse me?

Not a kid person.

I'm gonna put some clothes on.

Nice meeting you.

Stop it.

Don't rush to judgment.

She said
she didn't like my kids.

Kids in general,

not just yours.

- Although they can be tough.
- Jane.

Just look at it
from her point of view.

She was in a bathrobe.

She wasn't expecting
to see anybody,

and she ended up
meeting the whole family.

You know what?

I'm gonna call Petra
and suggest we all have dinner.

What? No.

Yes. We have a family policy.

J.R. met the kids.

We have to get to know her.

And you have to give her
a chance.

Fine. I'll go to dinner,

but only if you admit
you're really doing this

because you're curious.

So curious.
She makes Petra giggle.

She makes her do
more than that.

But also,
we have a family policy.

And speaking of family

and policy...

Can you please check again?

There must be some mistake.

Okay, yes. I'll be there.

Thank you.

What was that about?

Monday?

That test wasn't supposed to be
for another two months.

I know.

Okay, so ask to reschedule it.

Okay. I'll help you study.

We'll get it done.

What?

Ma, I got to hold off

on that walk outside again.
I'm tired.

What's going on?

Yeah. Everything's great.

Yeah, just a guess?

At some point, Xo's gonna open

that can of whoop ass
on both of them.

Why won't you tell her
about the test date?

You should go home to study.
I'll take care of her.

Well, you need to focus
on your test.

What do you want?

I have to tell you something.
It's important.

Let me guess.
You took a personality test,

and it turns out
you're a narcissistic egomaniac

with a subconscious
inferiority complex.

That's a good one, Darci.

Your sense of humor
is as delightful

as the look on your face.

So?

Spit it out.

Well...

it seems circumstances

have conspired...

- in a sense...
- Rogelio.

I can no longer be Baby's nanny.

Wow.

I mean, I knew
this would happen...

That you'd quit... but still,

now that it's happening...

I am so, so angry with you!

Because you do this
all the time! You...

Xo has breast cancer.

A-And I need
to take care of her.

The cancer card?

Really, Rogelio?

What?

Oh, my God, I...
I had no idea.

We've been keeping it quiet.

She just had a mastectomy,
and she's in a lot of pain.

And that is why
I can't be the nanny.

Yeah. That and preproduction.

I'm so sorry.

Of course you need
to be there for Xo.

I'll pick up the slack
as long as you need.

? ?

This needs to be quick.

I convinced J.R.
to come to drinks.

Oh. So she didn't want to?

I didn't want her to.

It is way too early
to introduce you to J.R.

But since you insisted,
you are not allowed

to screw this up
and embarrass me.

Petra, don't worry.

We'll keep it super low-key.

And you'll make sure Raf
doesn't say anything

- overprotective or patronizing?
- Oh, come on.

I wouldn't do that.

You have experience with kids?

So, do you have a car seat?

The three of you are on your roof.

You get locked out.

Do you jump off?

I'm on it.
Don't worry.

Okay. Things not to bring up.

Let's start with the three I's.

Insemination.

A sandwich and the
extra turkey baster.

Infidelity.

And any other...
Indiscretions.

Also, avoid all other
controversial topics,

including, but not limited to,

sex, religion, politics
and the New York Mets.

Is it okay to discuss
the weather?

Don't be condescending.

- And no, J.R. hates small talk.
- Okay. Got it.

- Off to deliver flash cards.
- To Mateo?

Good idea.
I heard about the fours.

No. For my abuela.

So he just happened to mention
they broke up?

No way.

He dropped that info on purpose.

- Mm-hmm.
- She's right.

He totally wanted you
to know he was single.

You should tell him you
still have feelings for him.

Uh, I'm just not quite
strong enough for that yet.

Ma, I'm not ready.

What are those?

They're for my writing.

I left them at work.

Just story plotting.

Thanks for grabbing
them for me, Abuela.

All right.
Time for drinks with J.R.

Ooh, you have to let us know
what she's like.

I will.
My mission is

just to keep Rafael
from ambushing her.

Which brings us to...

Thanks for sitting down.

This is an important step,

since there are kids involved.

Right. I heard about the "rule"

That's just me.

I love rules.
Structure. Plans.

But...

I obviously do want
to know anyone

who's gonna be spending
significant time

with my children.

Rafael, she's here.
We get it.

Anyway, so, uh, you're a lawyer?

Yep. I am.

What was law school like?

Pretty challenging.

Yeah, I've heard that.

What was the toughest part?

The tests.

I don't like tests.

Well, luckily, this is
not one of those tests.

It's just a get-to-know-you.

- Hmm.
- Great.

Then I'll...
ask the next question.

How am I doing?

Good.

- Good?
- So good.

Okay.

Shall we maybe grab the waiter,

- order some drinks?
- Yeah, yeah.

I think so. Excuse me.

So, that...

you wouldn't do in
front of the kids.

Come on.

Clearly.

Okay, great. Let's order
a bottle of pinot noir.

I recently read that
the antioxidants in red wine

help prevent
coronary artery disease.

Wow, Jane, you're a...
real bulldozer.

I'm not sure
if that's a good thing

or a bad thing, but thanks.

Pretty sure it's a bad thing.

I'll have a glass of your best

Speyside scotch.

Nice choice.

I'll have one as well.

All around.

No, thanks.
I'll have my usual white.

Ever tried one of the
Japanese single malts?

They're great. Although
for my money, got to go Scottish

if you want a good
peaty single malt.

Absolutely.

- Have you had anything from Islay?
- It's my favorite.

It's the first place I go
whenever I'm in Scotland.

In Scotland. Of course.

- Ever been?
- No, but it's on my list.

You'll have to tell me
where to go.

Hey, good news...
I think she likes Rafael.

I want to travel, too.

I have a long list of places
I want to visit.

Yeah.

Less into the bulldozer.

Okay. Well, I'm glad
we got to know her.

- You were right, she's fine.
- Yeah.

I mean, she clearly
didn't like me.

That's not true.

- Yeah, so I didn't like other Jane.
- Fine.

Maybe she wasn't giving
you the warmest vibe.

Right?

And I was really trying.

She just tries too hard.

She talked about
the most random things.

I mean, what was I supposed
to talk about, anyway?

Every single thing
was off-limits.

And she didn't ask me
one question about myself.

She asked so many questions.

I felt like I was
on the witness stand.

I was just trying
to get to know her.

Just let it go.

Petra's new girlfriend
doesn't have to like you.

Wow.

I've never seen anyone
not like Jane before.

It's honestly a turn-on.

Well, I was underwhelmed.

Well, now you see why
I had to call you J.R.

I mean, we should call her JV.

Oh, that's perfect.

Oh, Jane is so JV.

I know. She's so basic.

Okay, now you're just being mean.

Let's go somewhere nicer.

And it doesn't matter
if she doesn't like you,

because I...

love you.

Well, we blew past
a pretty big moment earlier.

And, uh, it was
a little anticlimactic.

I'll say.

In fact, I did.

So I just wanted
to take a minute,

slow down and commemorate this

"I love you" milestone.

By which, I mean have sex.

Count me in.

In contrast,

that was very climactic.

And inspiring.

After all,
Jane is a romance writer.

I'm gonna do some writing.

Now?

What can I say?
You're my muse.

And I'm gonna strike
while the inspiration's hot.

You were up pretty late.
Looks like somebody got

her writing mojo back.

Yep.

Okay. I got to go.

- Your drawer's overflowing.
- I know I was resistant to it at first,

but it's really come in handy.

Ah. Well, then,
maybe while you're gone,

I'll clear out
a couple more for you.

Maybe even a shelf.

Don't go too crazy.

Ooh, this must be what Jane wrote

after their sexy time
last night.

? ?

Aw, thanks for these.

Yes. So nice
of you to come, Darci,

but, uh, Xo was about
to take a nap.

I understand.

I have to go back to hunting
for a nanny, anyway.

- Oh, you guys talked. I'm glad.
- Yes.

I totally understand.
Given that...

An-An-And, and these flowers...

Oh, my God,
they're gorgeous, Darci.

Truly. Thank you.
And we're walking.

I told Ro you guys would
need time to find someone

before the show starts.

What show?

Rogelio didn't mention

anything about a new show.

He said he couldn't
be Baby's nanny

because you have cancer.

Well, i-it was

a-a cancer/new show
combination, really.

Wow.

I knew you were
a self-absorbed meat bag.

But using the cancer card?

That is a new low, even for you.

And you know who
will suffer? Baby.

Because we lost Felicia,

the best nanny out there,
due to you,

and your ego.

Ugh.

I just hate bowling,
that's why I canceled.

We had a plan. Raf said
he confirmed with you.

He did.
I just don't want to go.

It's gross.

The dirty shoes,
the dirty balls.

Petra is so over balls.

Look, I already told Mateo
about it, and he's so excited.

Then take him. I'll do
something else with the girls.

- But...
- Jane! I don't like bowling.

You're not gonna
bulldoze me into this.

Is this about J.R.?

What? No.

You said bulldoze,
she said bulldoze.

Is that why you're saying no?

Of course not.

She doesn't like me, does she?

She likes you fine.

Okay, fine.
She doesn't like you.

It was awkward

because there were so
many topics off-limits.

Look, don't worry about it.
You're just not her cup of tea.

You should take
the afternoon off.

I'm feeling good. I-I can handle
being alone for a while.

Jane can empty my drains, and
Ro's bringing lunch by later.

And, honestly,
I could use some space.

Ma.

I said I don't need any help.

Why don't you go home for a bit?

There is a need!

You're smothering me and I need
some time without you!

Mateo had a meltdown when
I told him that the girls

aren't coming bowling.

On a scale of one

to decapitating
his Darth Vader doll?

Oh, it was a dark day
for the Empire.

Well, he sees the girls
all the time. He'll be fine.

I know, but still.

This is why I want J.R. to like
me. She's affecting our family.

And we spent a long time
negotiating our parts.

What's wrong?

I was clearing out
some drawers for you,

and I came across the story
you wrote last night.

Oh. I...

I didn't mean for
you to read that.

I didn't plan to.

But you said I inspired you,

so I thought maybe it would be
about us, but it was...

- About Michael.
- Yeah.

And look, I hate that
it even bothers me this much,

but you had just told me
that you loved me,

and then you got out of bed,
and you wrote about him.

It just made me feel like...

Like what?

You were choosing him
all over again.

- Oh.
- And I hate

even saying that.

Look, that's not what it was.

I sat down to write,
and realized...

yesterday was the anniversary
of Michael's death.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

No. No, no, no, no. It's okay.

No. I had no idea. I should have
never even read it.

Oh. I...

Hi, Abuela.
Everything okay?

You kicked Abuela out?

Look, I didn't want
to hurt her feelings,

but I had to make her leave.

Why?

She failed?

She told me that she was doing
well on her practice tests.

You knew how soon the test was?

She swore me to secrecy.

She knew that if you knew,

you wouldn't let her
help you recover.

She's right.
She has to pass that test.

I can't believe
you hid this from me.

I shouldn't have.

And you shouldn't
have asked me to.

A family meeting.

Nice idea, Jane. Classic.

I'm through surgery, Ma.
I'm fine.

I am, I promise.

She is?

I have been outside.

Hey, Gary.

Good to see you.

I saw him looking at me

like I was a sick person.

And... I don't know.

I-I just can't handle
being seen like that.

Especially when you're used
to being the whoop ass.

No, I'm sorry
I didn't say anything sooner.

Okay, bottom line?

No more secrets,
much more communication.

We have to work together.

Ladies, let's get in formation.

Abuela, I'm going to take charge
of test prep.

- Deal.
- Okay.

What about me?
Wha-What's my part?

Recovering.

And so, friends,

they played their parts.

How many congressmen are there

in the House of Representatives,
Abuela?

425?

Close. 435.

Who was the president
during the Great Depression?

- Herbert Hoover.
- There were two.

Hoover and FDR.

Hoover and FDR.

Hoover, FDR.

Who has the right to veto bills?

The president.

Right. How old do you
have to be to vote?

- 18.
- Right again.

How many U.S.
senators are there?

- 100.
- Correct.

Is Puerto Rico
an American state?

No, it is a commonwealth,

an unincorporated territory.

Preach!

Maybe don't say that
last part at the exam,

but that's right.

It is important to note

that while Rogelio thinks
he's being recognized for his celebrity,

the truth is,

no one likes a grown man
alone at a playground.

Felicia?

My name is Rogelio de la Vega.

You interviewed
to be a nanny with...

Oh. I have employment
with a lovely family.

I'd be willing to up the ante.

Shh! Look straight ahead.

Take out your phone,
pretend to talk.

Is this a poaching situation?

Yes, it is.

Ooh. Play date
with a dash of espionage.

- I'm leaning in.
- How did you find me?

Deep dive on Instagram.

I'll match whatever your current
employer is paying you.

- Stop talking.
- All right, I'll double it.

You drive a hard bargain,
Felicia.

Felicia?

Mario Lopez!

What's he doing here?

Mario Lopez, you have
my sincerest apologies.

I have the utmost respect

for your entire body
of work... as an actor,

as a host, and,

well, your actual body,

which is truly a work of art.

- You're tellin' me.
- You were poaching.

Everyone knows there's no
poaching on the playground.

I saw on Instagram
you love babies.

Mine is six months old. His kids
are practically in college.

They're four and six years old,

and Felicia's already
bonded with them.

Gia! Nico! Come here.
We're about to take her

on a family vacation
with us to the Bahamas.

I'll give you a week
in my Mazatl�n time-share.

You can stay in my guest house
for three months.

I will lease you a car,
fully loaded.

Quick. Tell Felicia
you love her.

I love you, Felicia.

I love you, Felicia.

I love you, Felicia.

See? Look at those faces.

You can have a three-episode
arc in my new series

starring River Fields.

I'm sorry.
You know acting is my dream.

Bye, Felicia.

Later, Slater.

When can you start?

1920.

That is the year women
got the right to vote.

Work it, Abuela! Oh!

That's ten out of ten.
You're gonna kill this test.

Okay, I'll meet you
at Mom's house after work.

Thanks for holding the door.

So, how are you?

Fine.

You know, I saw that
you were reading

What Happened in the Alley
the other day.

- How?
- Sorry?

- How did you see?
- I noticed it in your bag.

Yeah, that's a little stalkerish.

It was sticking out.

Uh, anyway, I love that book.

Not a fan. I have a client who's
accusing the author of slander.

Oh. That's... too bad.

How long is this ride?

Is she really not
at her floor yet?

So, listen, I don't know if we
got off on the wrong foot.

No, it's cool.
I don't have a problem with you.

Right.

But beyond not having
a problem with me,

I'd love us to get along.

- How come?
- How come?

Because you're really
important to Petra.

Oh, thank God!

Anyway, I tried.

You cornered J.R.
in an elevator

and said she's really
important to me?

- I didn't say that exactly.
- Actually verbatim.

Jane!

I'm sorry, but it's true, and I
just wanted to connect with her.

Just get over it! Everyone's
not going to love you.

- That is not what this is about.
- Then what is it about?

- You, okay?!
- It's about you,

because I love you.

And I just feel like J.R. is
poisoning the well against me,

and I don't want anything to
come in the way of our family,

because we've worked too hard,
and like I said,

I love you.

Well, thank you.

I appreciate your explanation.

- You have to say it back.
- I don't want to.

Petra.

Can I say it in Czech?

- No. I want it in English right now.
- Fine!

I love you, too.

Just don't cry
in front of J.R.

Ever.

She got a way bigger
"I love you" than me.

I'm really sorry.

I shouldn't have said what I
said about you choosing Michael.

But if you feel that way,
we should talk about it.

I guess I'm still
insecure about it.

I can't help but wonder
if I'm a second choice,

which is impossible
to answer, I know.

Yeah, it is.

I don't know
if this helps or not,

but this is the first year that
I forgot about the anniversary

of Michael's death,
and that's because of you.

And with Xo and Jane's words
ringing in her ears,

Alba decided to go for it.

I know.

Not quite the telenovela ending
Alba was hoping for.

? CHIVALROUS MUSIC ?

And cut!

That was great!

For you, no?

Almost believable.

Where's Darci?
I have wonderful news.

I have secured
Felicia's services

as a nanny.

But we put a great nanny on hold

a few weeks ago when we heard
your show was getting made.

Wait, Darci never mentioned that.

You knew about my show?

Yeah.

But you pulled the cancer card.

- Because you were...
- I went to great lengths to poach

- Felicia in a war with Mario Lopez!
- too much of a coward to tell the truth!

- That bridge cannot be unburned!
- I wanted you to sit in your mess

- I will never be a guest on Extra!
- for a while!

Stop!

Enough.

You used your wife's cancer

to avoid telling Darci the truth

about not being able
to watch Baby?

And you made him
feel like there was

a crisis only you could fix
just to teach him a lesson?

Thanks for that.
Even I was getting confused.

You are both wrong.

Mush, whose side are you on?

I'm on Baby's side.

What's wrong?

- Abuela.
- Ma, I'm so sorry.

You just will.

Abuela, come on. I'm gonna
give you the same speech

you've always given us:

don't throw away your future
over some boy.

Agreed.

- Now, help me up.
- Whoa.

What? I'm coming.

You need to be in a good mood
to take that test.

And seeing me out of the house

is gonna put you
in a good mood, right?

All right?

So let's go.

Which brings us here...

- I can't believe that traffic.
- Go, go! Run!

What do you mean? Please?

Doors are closed.
She's two minutes late.

Sir. Please.

Please. My grandma's
worked so hard for this.

It means everything to her.

- I'm sorry.
- You're sorry?

Phew. We could
really use our whoop ass.

My mom is late because of me.

The reason doesn't matter.

Oh, yeah, it does.

Because I have cancer. No, no,

do not look away.

I have tubes coming out of me

and pus dripping in these bags

and it hurts like hell!

But I came here to see my mom

take this damn test,
because being

a citizen of this country
is important to her!

So I am gonna need you

to let her take
that freaking test.

Well, if there was ever

a moment to play
the cancer card,

this was it.

Go, go.

Oh, Mom.

Thank you.

Who was the U.S. president
during World War I?

Woodrow Wilson.

What year
was the Constitution written?

1787.

How many voting members are
in the House of Representatives?

435.

Who rode with George Washington
when he crossed the Delaware?

Wait, that wasn't one
of the practice questions.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I just had to see
if I could stump you.

? ?

Esteban is watching Baby.

He said he'll stay with her
for as long as it takes for us

to have a mature conversation.

Xo said the same thing.

So...

what's the mature explanation

for your incredibly
immature lie?

Sorry.

Let me revise that.

Please tell me
your point of view

on this situation.

As you may recall,

there was a bit of
pomp and circumstance

around my decision to
be a stay-at-home dad.

I'll be happy to be Baby's nanny
on Darci's days.

No way, Rogelio.
You'll do it for a few days

and then get bored
and flake out.

I won't flake.
I'm 100% committed.

I couldn't bring myself to
admit that you were right.

That I got bored.

Especially since you love

spending your free
time with Baby.

And you do the hard part.

All the nursing...

I stopped breastfeeding.

But you've been
bringing breast milk

to our house every week.

It's formula.

I just got so tired of pumping.

And I didn't want to admit
any weakness to you

because I thought
you'd use it against me.

I probably would have.

Well, I've been using
your weaknesses

against you,
so that makes sense.

Okay, no more
weaponizing weakness.

Agreed. And to prove
that I mean that,

I'm going to tell
some other weaknesses.

I...

very occasionally...

get...

Botox.

I know.

And it looks

like you're probably due

for some touch-up fillers, too.

Okay, my turn.

I think...

the real reason I hide things
from you is because...

deep down,
I want you to like me.

Deep down, I want
you to like me, too.

Well, deep down,

I do like you.

And deep...

deep...

deep down,

I like you, too.

And not so deep down,
Jane likes me a lot.

She... loves me, even.

Anyway, so that's why
she came on so strong.

And I'm really sorry
she freaked you out.

You know what freaked me out?

That she knew how
you felt about me

and I didn't.

I didn't want to scare you away.

I get scared when you're
not straightforward.

Well, it's hard.

Well, you already seem
to have one foot out.

I mean, you didn't want
to get to know my kids.

Because I don't like kids.

So I wanted to know
we were serious

before getting into all that.

Well, just so you know,
I don't like kids either.

No, but mine aren't normal kids.

They're like...

miniature adults.

Then I'd love to
officially meet them.

When we're serious.

Okay.

Fine.

I want to be serious with you.

I knew you'd say it first.

And speaking of getting serious...

It's for you.

I realized three
drawers aren't enough.

What you really need is a desk
so you can write

about whatever it is
you need to write about.

Which I promise I won't read.

Oh, I don't know.

Don't you think it makes it look
a little cramped in here?

So, maybe we should get
a bigger place.

Together.

Really?

Really.

I think it's time I move in
with the man I love.

Ah, yes.

That's the sweeping romantic
climax I was looking for.

They're taking the next step!

And so are they.
Dinner with the girls.

It's the D.A.'s office.

This must be the official call

that they've dropped
the charges.

Hello?

I see.

Well, let me discuss
this with my client.

They have a new eyewitness
claiming to have been in the room

the night of Anezka's death.

What?

That's absurd. Who?

I saw the whole thing.

Ah, yes,
the one-eyed eyewitness.

And it was not self-defense.

Petra killed Anezka
in cold blood.

Well, that's a different
kind of climax.

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