All language subtitles for Jane the Virgin s04e13.eng

NARRATOR:
Friends and foes,

Jane and Rafael
were finally back together,

and the relationship
was blooming.

Not blooming? Jane's writing.

So she decided
to go back to a class.

The structure, having
assignments... that works for me.

And speaking of overcoming
career hurdles,

Rogelio was having trouble
getting the legendary

River Fields to agree
to costar with him

in the American version of
The Passions of Santos.

- Probably because of this...
- Attack her.

(GROWLS, BARKS)
(SCREAMS)

Also painful,
Rafael's family situation.

See, his sister Louisa left

with all of his money,
and it turns out,

she was also the key
to finding his birthparents.

And speaking of family drama,

Petra was being investigated
for killing her sister,

and her lawyer J.R.
was being blackmailed

into tanking Petra's case.

But now,
they're working together,

and doing...
other things together.

But OMG, the blackmailer
threatened J.R.'s mother,

who has Alzheimer's.

And in other,
terrible, horrible,

no good, very bad news...

(GRUNTS)
(GASPING)

We took an X-ray
of your chest to check

the rib, and we found
a lump in your breast.

Which, my friends,
is where we left off.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Over the years,

Jane Gloriana Villanueva made
a few trips to the hospital.

Where did you get your degree
from, the University of Dumbass?

My daughter said that
she is a frickin' virgin,

so do another damn test.

And each time,
her mother was by her side.

Five more minutes of pain

for a lifetime of happiness.

He's gonna be okay, hon.

But this time,
the tables had turned,

and it was Jane who needed
to be there for her mother.

It's gonna be okay, Mom.

Just because
it looks suspicious

doesn't mean
it's cancer, okay?

We'll get the biopsy results
in three to five days.

It's fine, we'll watch some
old novelas, yeah,

- play cards...
- XIOMARA: Wait. �We�?

Don't you have
your new writers group?

Please, I'll start another time.

I'm going to help you
take your mind off of this.

Me, too. I'm pushing my meeting.

With River Fields?
No, you're not.

- But this...
- You're going, end of story.

Now, listen to me.
If you are all

hovering around me,
I am gonna lose it, so...

(EXHALES)

We are not gonna worry

until we have something
to worry about.

Understand?

Absolutely.

We're not gonna worry

until there's something
to worry about.

Got it.

Oh.

Right. I'll get that for you.

And I'll help you fix it.

Great. So, I guess I'll just
head to my writers group.

Have fun.

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LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Yeah. Good luck with that.

Like I said.

LISA: Jane?

Oh, sorry.

I was just welcoming you
to the group.

Thank you.
Nice to meet everyone.

And telling them
how you published a novel.

A novel that didn't sell well.

And I'm a little blocked,

so I wanted
to get back to basics.

And-and JJ loves
this group, so here I am.

Well, we are glad to have you.

And trust me, we've
all been blocked.

And it sucks.

Ugh, I know.
Plus, I used up

the one great story
I had to tell.

Well, you don't have
to stop telling your story

just because
you've already told it.

True. Look at Jamaica Kincaid,
or, uh, John Updike.

They return to the same
themes, relationships,

even characters.

LISA: Exactly.

It's your story.
If you want to tell it again,

you can.
Just tell it a different way.

Maybe from
a different perspective.

That's actually
a good assignment.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And this is a good group.

This week, let's write
about an event in our lives,

from the perspective
of a side character.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Love that. Yes.

Might I suggest
one of my favorites?

Girls, hurry up,
we're leaving for lunch.

(PHONE CHIMES)
NARRATOR: Ooh.

A text from her favorite
side character.

(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)

Or should I say �side piece.�

Ready for lunch, Mommy.

(SAXOPHONE STOPS)

Thank you for taking them.
Raf's busy and I couldn't

get either of the nannies
on such short notice.

See, that's because
you only have two.

You should always have three
nannies on-call at all times.

Hilarious. The comedy world
really needs more women.

I don't know if you've
considered it as a career.

Why are you so dressed up?

What? I'm not.

(CHUCKLES) Look,
I'll call you when I'm done.

MATEO:
Look! I have a loose tooth,

and it's hanging on
by a string.

Want to see?

- Ew.
- Gross.

XIOMARA:
Come on, guys.

Lunch!

Mom, come and eat.

We'll finish
the dishwasher after.

I want my tooth to come out now.

(MATEO LAUGHS)

Bite into an apple.

I'm telling you, it'll come out.

Come on,
take a bite.

(APPLE CRUNCHES)

It fell out!

Mateo, your first tooth!

(SHOUTS)
(LAUGHS)

Yeah. And I'm gonna get money
from the tooth fairy tonight,

and you're not.

JANE: Mateo.
You're being rude.

NARRATOR:
Yeah, I'd be careful bragging

about money to children
with two nannies.

We don't care,
we're very fortunate.

And there's no such thing
as the tooth fairy.

- What?
- Of course there is.

She comes in the night,
and brings you money.

That's your mommy, silly.

Your mommy
is the tooth fairy.

Are you, Mommy?

Of course
I am not the tooth fairy.

In fact,
that's a ridiculous rumor

that the tooth fairy spreads

so that the kids
don't go looking for her.

(SCOFFS)
Yeah, right.

It's true.

And you're falling for it.

Hmm. See, the tooth fairy

has been alive
since the beginning of time.

ELLIE:
Not possible.

No one can live forever.

Yeah. Everyone dies.

? ?

Mateo, did I ever tell you
about the time

that I saw the tooth fairy?

No.

I was about six years old.

It was the middle of the night.

She floated through
the window.

She wore a pale green dress,

and she had long, silver hair

and pointy ears.

Really?

Absolutely.

And when I looked at her,

there were these sparkles
floating all around her.

Then what happened?

Well, I actually
talked with her.

Dad?

What's going on?

I-I just...

I-I'm just so scared, Jane.

I know you're scared, Dad.

I am, too.

But we are not going to worry
until there's something

- to worry about, remember?
- I'm already worried.

You're gonna have to pull
it together in front of Mom.

So use those incredible
acting skills,

and act like you aren't.

Got it?

Yeah.

I'll just...

You'll just...

focus ur energy
on something else.

Like convincing River
to do your show.

I mean, that's something

you'd normally be
obsessing about. Hmm?

Right.

Yeah. Okay.

I'll obsess
about that, then.

Thanks, Jane.

Of course, Dad.

Now, come on, fix your face.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Friends, if Petra seems

a little overly made-up
to see her lawyer,

I'll remind you
the last time she saw her.

(KNOCKS)

Hi.

Hey.

You remember my mom?

Yes. Of course.

(CLEARS THROAT)
Hi, Aida.

So, what's up?

My mom suddenly said
she remembered what the guy

who left the note looked like.

So I had a sketch artist
work with her.

(AIDA HUMMING)

Yeah.

Not exactly useful.

Sorry I made you rush over here.

(HUMMING CONTINUES)

Sorry.

PETRA: No.

That song sounds so familiar.

What's it from?

I can't remember.

Oh. That's okay.

So, listen,

do you want to, uh,
drop your mom off,

and we can meet up later
to strategize?

Maybe my place?

Let me walk you out.

Absolutely.

Yes.

So, listen, the other night...

Yes?

It was a one time thing.

This isn't some
epic romance

where we're gonna, like,
ride off into the sunset.

(LAUGHS SOFTLY)

I mean, obviously.

I know that.

Then why are you all dressed up?

This?

Oh, because... (SCOFFS)

I have a meeting
right after this.

- Oh.
- (LAUGHS) What, you thought

this was for you? Please.

Why don't you focus
on finding out

who's trying to put me in jail

instead of on
what I'm wearing. Hmm?

Wow. Why are you
so dressed up?

I am not dressed up, Krishna!

Why are you so dressed up?

No one's coming here
to see the assistants.

I just dropped the girls off
with your nanny.

Oh, good.

Thank you so much.

Of course.

And look,

there's no easy way
to say this.

Um...

Someone told your kids
there's no tooth fairy.

Yeah. I did.

Uh, what?

Well, the girls asked me
about it recently,

and I was honest with them.

I practice radical honesty
with my children.

What? I told them
not to say anything.

I obviously don't want them
to be those jerks

who out the tooth fairy
at school.

Well, unfortunately,
they are those jerks.

They outed
the tooth fairy to Mateo.

Oh, no.

I'm so sorry.

I tried to convince him
that the girls were wrong,

but he wouldn't listen,
and they were...

- LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Tough.
- firm.

I'll talk to them.

Don't worry.

- NARRATOR: Ooh, un. Yes! I knew Petra
-

would be a great side
character to write.

Come on, Jane, you've got this.

Stay in the zone.

Googling... side characters?

So much for not worrying

until there's something
to worry about.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, it was a pretty big
storage unit.

Anything from the convent?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
To remind you...

I was looking for records
from the orphanage, uh...

They were sold?

Sold to who?
Luisa Alver?

Nothing yet.

And I have no idea
where she is.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
To remind you again...

Are you at the mental hospital?

- I'm here, but Luisa's gone.
- What?

She checked herself out and she
didn't leave any contact info.

But look at this.

Whoa.

Luisa's deposition after she
artificially inseminated me.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Last reminder...

Nice to meet you,
Ms. Villanueva.

Are you ready for your insemination?
(SNORING)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: In other
words, our origin story

told by a side character.

And what can I say, friends?

It felt like a sign.

This might be the point of view
I've been looking for.

My point is, this meal has
exceeded my expectations.

Thank you so much for
giving me a second chance.

Well, you seemed genuinely sorry
in your e-mails...

and phone calls... and tweets.

And I read the script for
the Passions of Steve.

Yes, and I'm just thrilled
that you loved it.

Oh, love,
that's a strong word.

Let's just say
I didn't hate it.

Okay, I'll take that.

But I did hate the
character of Brenda.

She's the worst kind of
one-dimensional,

stereotypical female character.

I mean... (STAMMERS)

�Heaving bosom�?

And, oh, �Beautiful,
but doesn't know it.�

�Effortlessly thin�?

Are you freaking kidding me?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Remember, Ro,

you need her to agree
to do the project.

And I will happily
adjust the character

according to your
criticism, River Fields.

You want a smaller bosom? Done.

And starting now, Brenda is
beautiful, but she does know it.

And, of course, she
doesn't have to be thin.

She could be a
Midwest medium.

Go ahead and
eat those fries.

Okay. Look, my-my point was,

she needs characteristics.

A point of view.

What does she want?

Well, she wants
Steve to love her.

What else?

French fries?

Okay, look. If I get the writers

to give her a �point of view�

would you agree to do
the project with me?

Well, I mean,
I'd have to see

how these changes
are implemented.

But it's definitely a step
in the right direction.

- Really?
- Really.

Look, my agents
want to make this work,

and, honestly...

so do I.

That's so great.

Bananas foster, Madame?

Oh!

- That is my favorite.
- I know.

That's why I ordered
it ahead of time

- especially for you.
- Ah.

Allow me.

(SCREAMS)

Ah! (ROGELIO GASPS)

My eyebrows.

How could I have burned her
signature eyebrows off?

Look, you're doing one
of your crazy baskets.

People always love them.

Well, this is
one of my best yet.

Hey, guys.

Wow. Nice
Ropology basket.

How's the, uh,
dishwasher?

Still broken.
It's not the valve.

It's getting enough water.

(RINGTONE PLAYS)

It's the doctor's office.

Hello.

Yes, this is Xiomara de la Vega.

Oh. Yes.

My billing address is
1312 Mockingbird Terrace.

(SIGHS)

Thank you.

All right. Well, I'm just gonna

go work on my writing
assignment for a bit.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Remember. You can't worry

until there's something
to worry about.

(SIGHS)

NARRATOR:
Good idea.

No more computer, Jane.

Focus on something else.

Legal mumbo jumbo,

legal mumbo jumbo... Oh.

Here's where our story starts.

�The night before
the insemination

was horrible for me.
You need to know that.�

Actually,
let's have Luisa tell it.

I liked that point of view
exercise.

LUISA: But it didn't
start out horribly.

Allison and I
had sex that night

and we both orgasmed twice.

I mean, that's what makes this
all so crazy.

Well, not the only thing.

Anyway, Allison peed
so she wouldn't get a UTI,

and then she came out of
the bathroom and said...

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't think I can make it
to your brother's party.

What? Really?

Well, yeah.
You wore me out, baby.

Yeah, I did.

(LAUGHING):
Yeah, you did.

LUISA: So, I went
to Rafael's party alone.

But I was missing my wife
the whole time.

Even when she walked in.

ROSE:
You look beautiful.

LUISA: And by �she,�

I mean my most recent
stepmother, Rose.

Where's my father?

Doesn't get in till tomorrow.

Congratulations.

I heard you got married.

Where's your wife?
I'd love to meet her.

She's resting.

We had quite the afternoon.

Sexually, I mean.

I can imagine...

specifically.

(CHOKED UP):
I should find my brother.

NARRATOR:
Hey, check out the side character

in the mermaid costume.

Hey. What are you doing?
Get in the pool.

I need you on that rock.

- I could kill him.
- Mm-hmm.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Oh, sorry. Back to Luisa.

LUISA:
It was a ridiculous party,

but I wanted to be there
for Rafael.

It was a big deal for him.

And he was going through
a hard time.

- Petra stood by me.
- I know.

But that doesn't mean that
you owe her your whole life.

RAFAEL: Thanks, Lu.

Now go home to your wife.

LUISA: So, I did.

(GASPS)

(BOTH GASP)

My God. Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.
- Luisa, please.

I asked you about her
last week,

and you told me
that I was paranoid,

crazy like my mother!

So, yeah. That was the night

before the insemination.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends,

we all know what happened next.

Okay. All done.

My daughter said that
she is a frickin' virgin,

so do another damn test.

(DOORBELL RINGS)

Hi, Jane. I brought the girls over...

As soon as I heard about
that mean trick

they played on Mateo yesterday.

What mean trick?

Girls.

Sorry for lying to you
about the tooth fairy.

Yeah. She's totally real.

I don't believe you.

I promise,

there's really a fairy
who flies around

and collects teeth
and gives you money.

I thought you said she
can't fly around the world.

- She can.
- Like Santa Claus?

(BOTH LAUGH)

Santa Claus.

- There's no Santa Claus?
- Seriously?

Of course there's a Santa Claus.
Are you kidding?

Girls, we'll see you later.

- Are you freaking kidding me?
- I'm sorry.

I don't care if
you're sorry, Petra.

You're ruining
my son's childhood.

- Jane, I hardly think...
- He doesn't need

to be questioning
these things at his age.

His life should be beautiful
and magical.

The girls weren't thinking.

Exactly, because they're five,

which is why you shouldn't
have told them the truth,

but since you did,
here's a recommendation:

keep them inside
for the holidays

so they don't ruin it
for everyone else!

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Friends, the only thing worse

than having a sick child...

Actually, there is
nothing worse.

PETRA: Alba?

Hi, there.

The girls were
dying for some more

sparkly turtles, so I'm-I'm
just gonna grab these.

Help yourself.

Look, is, uh, Jane okay?

She seems so upset
and-and I know why,

but I just wish there was
something I could do.

Thank you.

It's tough.

But we're all hanging in there.

Everyone's upset about it?

Yes, of course.

I just didn't realize
it was such a big deal.

A big deal?

Wait.

What are you talking about?

How the twins told Mateo
the tooth fairy isn't real.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And Santa.

Right.

Yes.

She's okay. Thank you.

But what are you talking about?

Alba, please.

I'm family, too.

NARRATOR:
Which brings us back to...

our origin story.

LUISA: Anyway, that

was my state of mind
the day of the insemination.

Wrecked. Destroyed.

Just playing and replaying
what happened with Allison.

Nice to meet you,
Ms. Villanueva.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Hey, there's that mermaid again.

Hi. Yes.

LUISA:
I did say her name.

I remember that,
and she said yes.

And sure, I was rattled,
but I pulled myself together,

and went to see
my next patient.

I had the nurse unfreeze
Rafael's sperm.

LUISA: And I suddenly realized
my horrible mistake.

And I panicked.

So, I should

probably let you know that,
statistically,

your odds actually
aren't that great.

Well, what exactly are
my chances?

Mmm... it's hard to say.

It's not an exact science.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I disagree.

(SIGHS)

All right, all done.

You... can go.

Well, aren't I supposed to
lay still for ten minutes?

Yes. Yeah.

That will help, too.

(DOOR OPENS)

The next two weeks,

waiting, it was torture.

And then I got the phone call.

Yes, this is Dr. Alver.

JANE:
Dr. Alver, I need to see you.

There's some crazy doctor
saying I'm pregnant.

Ms. Villanueva, I think...
you should come in right away.

I felt like
I was gonna be sick.

And then she came,
with her mother.

The reason the test
came back positive is...

I accidentally inseminated you
two weeks ago.

- BOTH: You what?!
- And, man, her mother

went off on me.

That woman was fierce.

? SOFT GUITAR ?

Which I respected, you know?

A fierce mother.

I used to have that.

She was everything to me.

But she went crazy, and...

Sometimes I think my life,
my path,

it's just another version
of hers.

Rafael?

- Hey, you okay?
- Yes. But I'm reading

the deposition, and Luisa's
talking about her mother,

and I remembered
Michael telling me

that her mom lived out the rest
of her life in this place

with these glowing fish...
Long something.

Long... thorne, maybe.

I see a place in Florida
called Longbourne.

Maybe Luisa went

to escape there, too.
You always told me

that she was haunted by her mom.

Yeah, she was.

I can't imagine

how hard it must have been
for her to lose her.

Jane, are you okay?

Yes. Go to Longbourne.

Maybe you'll find her.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know.

Straight out of
a telenovela, right?

- Which brings us to...
- River.

Hello. Thank you for
agreeing to see me.

I must say,
I didn't think

it was possible,
but you are

even more beautiful
without eyebrows.

And really, who
needs them anyway?

You know? They
have no function.

Says the man
with two functioning eyebrows.

It's okay.
People make mistakes, right?

When you've got these bushes,
brush fires happen.

Wow. She's being awfully
understanding about this.

And besides, my eyebrows
are insured for six figures

by Lloyd's of London.

So, thanks to you,
I actually made money

from this little mishap.

And I really loved
the apology basket.

I'm so glad you liked it.

You said you had
a few script notes.

Wow.

You really have a lot of
strong opinions about ladies.

Which I admire.

So you'll lose
the word �shrill�?

Lost it. Consider her
voice �provocative�.

�Businesslike.�

- Done.
- Great.

I'm feeling so much better

about the Brenda
character overall.

Perfect! So you are
ready to sign on?

We're definitely getting close.
(CAMERA SNAPS)

How did they know
we would be here?

I normally tip
them off, but...

I promise I
didn't this time.

Actually, I did.

It's always good
to be photographed.

If you and I are gonna work
on this project together,

why not get some
early buzz going.

I like the way you think.

JANE: Here's what I think.

There are always
gonna be people

who pick away
at what you believe.

But you have to have faith.

So it's like
having faith in God?

A little.

But also different,
in important ways.

So basically, related
but not that similar at all.

- I'm confused.
- Don't be.

Just trust that the tooth fairy
and Santa Claus exist.

Look...

I used to put my tooth
in this little box,

and I remember asking my mom
the same question,

and she gave me the same answer
that she gave you.

Is the tooth fairy really real?

Of course she is.

I saw her once.

She was wearing
a pale green dress,

and she had long silver hair
and pointy ears

and sparkles...

all around her.

And she won't give you anything

unless you put your tooth
under your pillow.

Fine. But I'm gonna stay up
all night

and see if she's real
or if it's you.

Sounds fair to me.

Mwah.

Ah. Hey, Abuela.

Oh. I went off on her,
and I shouldn't have.

(PHONE RINGS)

Hi, Ma.

No. I mean...

yeah, but my doorknob is loose.

Yeah, and I left the toolkit
at your house, and...

Rogelio is at an all-night
rewrite session,

and I just don't feel safe

without the doorknob secure.

You know?
I just don't feel safe at all.

Are you sure?

Thanks.

Mm.

Thanks for coming.

I just got a little scared,
you know?

Because of the door.

Remember, Jane, there's nothing
to worry about until...

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

All right, where were we?

(CREAKING, RUSTLING NEARBY)

Hey!

(GRUNTING)

Mommy, don't hurt
the tooth fairy!

(MOUTHS)

I'm okay, Mateo.
And you're right,

it is indeed I,
the tooth fairy.

You're real!

Of course I'm real.

Though not all children
get to see me.

Only the special ones.

Really?

Of course.
Those who believe.

NARRATOR: And, friends,

even though Petra wasn't
surrounded by sparkles,

Mateo definitely saw the magic.

Right. Now, is there a tooth
around here anywhere?

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Very nice.

$20? I'm rich!

(LAUGHS)

Obviously, the tooth fairy's
gonna need some change,

'cause that's a little
excessive for one tooth.

I am so sorry I scared you.

I told your grandmother
I was going to do this.

How did you know
what to wear?

Alba told me everything Xo said,
down to the pointy ears.

She also told me...

what's going on with your mom.

I'm so sorry, Jane.

I remember with Rafael.

The waiting was torture.

Hang in there.

Thank you.

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

And thank you for bringing
the magic back for Mateo.

Yeah.

Now I feel bad
robbing my kids of it.

Aw.

I just never had
that kind of childhood.

Yeah, I forget that sometimes,
how hard you had it growing up.

It's hard to
imagine you now,

playing the violin on
the street for money.

(VIOLIN PLAYING GENTLE,
MINOR-KEY MELODY)

(PLAYS FINAL NOTES)

I have been watching you play
for a few months now.

Petra? You okay?

- Yes, but I have to go.
- Oh?

PETRA:
I know who the blackmailer is.

RAMOS: What? Who?

It's Milos.
My ex-husband.

- We ruled him out.
- Well, he must have

broken out of prison
or paid someone off.

- I don't understand.
- I just know it's him.

I knew that song your mother
was humming sounded familiar.

It's a song I was playing
on the street in Prague

when I met Milos... it's the same
song he played at our wedding.

It was our song.

He must have been humming it
when he left

- that note with your mother.
- NARRATOR: See?

Never count out
a side character.

They can change the course
of a whole story.

Which brings us back to...

LUISA:
Sometimes I think my life,

my path,

it's just another version
of my mother's.

And so I thought
it should end like hers.

I was going to jump...

and then...

(RINGTONE PLAYING)

my phone rang.

Rose?

How are you?

(SIGHS): Oh...

I'm okay, thanks.

That's not terribly convincing.

Why do you care how I am?

We're not together;
we never will be.

Maybe not.

But I still love you, Luisa.

I always will.

Never doubt that.

And I realized

I still had someone
who cared about me.

Not my mom.

My stepmom.

(PHONE CHIMES)

? ?

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends,

that's when he saw her.

Oh, my God.

So, how'd you find me?

Jane thought you might have gone
where your mom went.

Look, it wasn't me, Luisa.

I wasn't the one
that set you up.

I didn't know Carl was real.
That was Anezka and Magda.

Stop.
Just stop talking.

That's the whole
reason I came here,

to get away from the
hotel and the scheming

and the police
investigations,

and... Rose.

To just get away from everything
destructive in my life.

How's it been?

Really good, actually.

I work the front desk,

I read, I take walks.

I'm sober.

It's the healthiest
I've been in a long time.

I'm really glad to hear that.

So you just
tracked me down

to check up on my
emotional well-being?

No ulterior motive?

(EXHALES)

Forever chasing the money.

No. It's not that.

I'm trying to track down
my birth parents.

And I know you have the records
from the orphanage.

I used to.

(SIGHS) After what
you did to me,

or what I thought
you did to me, I...

destroyed them.

But Rose knows, though.

Who they are.
You can talk to her.

(SIGHS HEAVILY)

Just please don't
tell her where I am.

I'm finally
done with her.

I feel like I
broke that spell.

Good.

So you're really not here
for the money, then? At all?

No, I'm not.

I mean...
before you left,

you know, you said you wanted
to give it back to me.

It's gone.

What?

I realized that money was
the root of all my problems.

No matter how
screwed up things got,

I can always fall back

on the money,
and that really warped me

and all of my relationships,
so I just

gave it away... mine,
yours, all of it.

(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

- Even the hotel shares?
- In a trust.

Benefiting various charities.

Ashrams,
recovery centers,

amphibian rescue groups.

I found this one great
organization that helps

resettle ferrets
into the wild.

Anyway, the point is,

hallelujah,
the money is gone.

And I feel free.

She gave away everything?

Everything. (SIGHS)

But you know what,
she seemed... different.

Better.

Good. I want her to be happy.

ROGELIO: Not happy.

Thrilled!

The paparazzi photos

of me and River have made
the gossip blogs.

My Twitter is blowing up.

This is incredible.

Just the kind of heat
we need to launch the series.

Well, good. Go out there
and seal the deal.

(RINGTONE PLAYING)

Talk to me, Barry.
Have you seen the Twitter love?

What?

No. No.

I understand.

Okay. Good-bye, Barry.

Rogelio, what's wrong?

River freaking Fields

- is using me as a stalking horse.
- NARRATOR: A what now?

Barry said that everyone

knows that River is in town
to audition for that new show,

- Confederate.
- NARRATOR: Oh, no.

No, no, no, no, no.

She's using my show

as leverage in
negotiations.

NARRATOR:
Ah, now I get it.

Apparently,

she's gunning for the lead role
of Main Plantation Owner.

As if she could pull off
anything bigger than

Racist Lady #6.

I just can't believe
she would use me like this.

And to think that I was
actually regretting

burning off her brows!

Rogelio,
you have got to calm down.

No. She's gone too far.
I refuse to go to the meeting!

Stop. Just take a breath
and think before ditching River.

The fact that she was using
Steve as leverage

means that she didn't sign on
to that show yet.

So you still have a chance
to win her over.

This project
is more than just a job to you.

It's about bringing telenovelas
to America,

about giving the genre
the respect that it deserves.

So don't give up.

Go out there

and sell her on it, Rogelio.

You could do this.

You know what, you are rightig

I'm going to go for it.

(RINGTONE PLAYING)

It's the doctor's office.

Hello? Yes.

Oh.

Okay.

Yes.

Thank you, Doctor.
I understand. Yes.

Thank you.

What happened?
What did the doctor say?

It was benign.
(EXHALES)

I don't have cancer.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And, friends, in that moment,

Rogelio felt
like he was blessed

with a little magic of his own.

? EERIE MUSIC ?

(SNIFFLES)

(SIGHS)

We need to pop open a bottle
of champagne and celebrate.

Yes. We will. Later.

But right now, you're
gonna be late for River.

So, go! Win her over.

Hey.

We got the call. No cancer.

Oh, thank God.

(CRYING)

(CHUCKLES) Oh, Mom.

Oh.

I was trying so hard
to be strong,

- but...
- Yeah. Me, too.

Now go, both of you.

I-I'll be here
when you get back.

Let's have dinner.

And suddenly Jane realized...

The assignment was great,
and I broke through.

And now,

I want to write about my mom.

Our relationship.

Wow.

- So no more romance?
- Well,

it is a romance.

Of sorts.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: And
speaking of a romance of sorts.

Finally. What have you heard
about Milos?

According to the authorities
in the Czech Republic,

he's still there,
in prison.

So he can't be
the one doing this.

If it's not him,
then who could it be?

Okay. Process of elimination.

Who would know everything
that the blackmailers have said,

know your life that intimately,
know about your past,

that song...

(PHONE CHIMES)

PETRA: Krishna?
(YELPS)

You're the blackmailer?

You've been trying
to put me in jail?

NARRATOR: I told you
side characters could change

the course of a story.

I was hoping
you would think it was Magda.

(SCOFFS)
So you planted the screws

in Petra's office?

- Yes.
- Why?

Why?

Because she's awful,

horrible,

mean.

Krishna!

Mrs. Solano, there are...

Not now, Krishna.

What the hell is
this doing here?

No one's coming here
to see the assistants.

Krishna, go inside my office
and wait there.

So, I just recorded
everything she said.

So did I.

Did you see that coming?

At all?
(THUD IN OFFICE)

She must have jumped
to the balcony below.

Looks like
she left a note.

NARRATOR:
Yeah, so maybe Krishna

wasn't exactly
a criminal mastermind.

But she sure is.

RAFAEL:
I need your help.

Why would I help you?

You're the reason I'm in here.

Actually, you're in jail because
of all the people you murdered.

Potato, potahto.

I'm trying to find
my birth parents.

Do you know
who they are?

Yes. I do.

And I'll tell you.

In exchange for you telling me
where Luisa is.

Luisa doesn't want to have
anything to do with you anymore.

She's moved on.

Then there's no harm
in telling me.

I won't.

Then our business here is done.

Good-bye, Rafael.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
And from one good-bye

to another...

I can't believe
it's all over.

(CHUCKLES)

But the D.A. has to drop
the charges now, right?

Absolutely.

So, listen, if you
ever get wrongfully accused

of murder again, hit me up.

Okay?

? ?

Is it just me or does it look
like Petra wants to be

wrongfully accused
of murder again?

J.R.! Wait!

Petra?

What is it?

NARRATOR: Maybe this is
an epic romance after all.

You left your pen.

That's not my pen.

Oh.

Just wanted to make sure.

I hate taking
other people's pens.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
I know!

Straight out
of a telenovela, right?

Or a controversial
premium cable drama.

Listen, River, I know
all about your other show,

and I'm not mad.

In fact, I respect
how you're playing the game.

But I'm not giving up
on you just yet.

(SIGHS)

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR:
Aw, she looks so sad.

Or... wait...

Does she?

I'm listening.

Did you not get the part?

I got a part.

Main Plantation Owner's Wife.

The side character.

Hey, it's better
than Racist Lady #6.

Even Racist Lady #6
had more lines than me.

Oh.

So what's the deal?

You want to play a side
character or a main character?

Because I am offering you
a co-lead, River.

And Brenda's gonna be
a strong, impactful character,

just like we talked about.

Just like the women in my life.

It's a risk.

The other project
is much higher profile.

And you don't have
a huge American following.

Yet. But together, River,

together, we are unstoppable.

So, come on.

Let me be the Nicole
to your Reese,

the Laverne
to your Shirley,

the Bette to your Joan.

(DRAMATIC ACTION MUSIC PLAYING)

NARRATOR: But I'm getting ahead
of myself.

Look, the premise
of The Passions of Steve

still doesn't sit well with me.

Are you willing

to put your money
where your mouth is

and make one big change?

River Fields is on board!

We are officially
going to make

The Passions
of Steve and Brenda:

the First Co-Presidents
of the United States!

Xiomara? What is it?

I have something to tell you.

Rogelio was about to go
to his important meeting

with River, and I didn't want
to ruin his momentum.

And then, Jane,
you came in right after...

Mom, what's going on?

(EXHALES)

I'm so sorry.

I lied before.

The biopsy
came back positive.

I have breast cancer.

(PRAYER CONTINUES IN SPANISH)

ALBA: Amen.

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