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And you're all set.
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The system's just gonna
ask you one question.
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Okay.
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- [screen trills, buzzes]
- _
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How rude.
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Well, that was embarrassing.
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I... I don't have a problem tipping,
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but I do have a problem
being shamed into tipping.
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I mean, look, there's a picture
of a sad shelter dog right here.
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Well, it's not okay not to tip.
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I mean, that's how they make a living.
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Um, here, this is for her too, yeah.
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- Thank you.
- [sighs]
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Sucker.
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[light string music]
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Well, for ten bucks,
you could carry a plate.
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- Will you tip after that?
- Oh, my God.
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[upbeat electronic music]
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?
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? You think you're rock and roll ?
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?
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? You think you're rock and roll ?
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[upbeat rock music]
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[upbeat rock music]
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- Guys, hi. Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, hey!
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Ooh, thanks for ordering.
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Ooh, look at you,
looking a little extra.
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Oh, thank you.
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I got my hair did, you know.
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Ooh, you and Brandon
have a date tonight?
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Yeah, kind of, actually.
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We're going out with this other couple
from Georgia's playgroup,
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and I don't know,
I'm just really excited.
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They seem... they seem really cool.
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You sound like a teenager with a crush.
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[laughs]
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You know, it's hard
to find other couple friends.
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I mean, it's like sometimes,
you find a chill mom
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or a cool dad,
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but finding both is like the holy grail,
you know?
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Oh, I get that.
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We had this one couple
we used to hang out with,
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but they were stealing
silverware from restaurants.
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They're in jail now.
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For stealing identities, not silverware.
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Who do you hang out with?
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Closest thing we've gotten is a couple
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that always makes us play
games every time we hang out.
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Last time, we played Settlers of Catan
for five hours.
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There's only so much wood you can trade.
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- Bev, hey!
- Oh, Kathy! Oh, hi!
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- It's so great to see you.
- How's it going?
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You remember Christine and Jodie.
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- Of course.
- Hey, Kathy.
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Hi, beautiful ladies.
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Guys, do you know that I
have known her for 30 years?
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- I know.
- Can hardly believe it.
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Hey, oh, my gosh, you should join us.
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Oh, I wish I could.
I am so slammed. Ugh.
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- Oh.
- But I'm handling out flyers.
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- Oh.
- Because there is a statue
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going up at a park around the corner,
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and they decided to make a nude statue.
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That's totally inappropriate.
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So a group of parents are
totally getting together,
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and we're gonna have a
protest before it goes up.
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And we would love to
have you guys there.
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Ooh, I... I mean,
I'll see if I can get a sitter.
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Mm...
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I'm washing my hair that night, I think.
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Oh, yeah, being on TV,
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you probably have, like,
a really strict hair regimen.
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- Yeah.
- I do.
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Well, you know I am always
up for a worthy cause.
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Oh, I know, 'cause you're the best!
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So call me. I'll see you.
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- Bye, Kathy.
- Bye!
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- Oh...
- Oh, my God, you guys,
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- this woman with the causes.
- [sighs] I know.
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Do you remember she had the
save the wallabies thing?
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And then she had that
disabled squirrel rescue?
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Do you remember that?
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Okay, and now she's trying to kill art.
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I had that paraplegic squirrel
for, like, three years.
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[sighs] Poor Stanley.
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You guys, she's been my friend
for, like, ever.
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You know,
she just has a really big heart.
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I just don't trust anyone
that doesn't get sarcasm.
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[chuckles] I think you're just jealous
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that Bev and I have
friends other than you.
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- Uh, that could be it.
- I don't care.
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Okay, well, good,
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because I cannot wait for Brandon and I
to make some new besties tonight!
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You don't have to sing for us.
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- We're just here to eat.
- I mean, it feels special.
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I mean, I want to smile,
but I've got stuff in my teeth.
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I know, I know, I know.
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- Oh, this was great.
- Oh, this was really fun.
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- [both laugh]
- Ooh!
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- Well, maybe we should...
- Do you think that may...
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- [chuckles] Come on.
- You!
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This may be a little forward,
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but would you guys be interested
in joining our co-ed bowling league?
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Yes, we love bowling.
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Yeah, her head
is shaped like a bowling ball.
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- This is so exciting!
- Awesome.
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Although we should probably practice,
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because, in all honesty,
it's kind of been a minute.
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Maybe we could practice tomorrow.
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- Yes.
- What?
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- Let's just keep dating.
- Let's... okay!
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I mean, you know, like, see, I mean...
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I got it. We're not, like...
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- We'll see you tomorrow.
- Okay! All right, all right.
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- See you in, like, 12 hours.
- All right, all right.
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[laughter]
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All right, all right.
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This really was so... This was so good.
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- Okay.
- This was so fun.
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Okay. Now we'll hug again. Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, all right, okay,
we can hug again, okay.
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- We're in love.
- See ya later, alligator.
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- After a whiles, crocodiles.
- Oh! [chuckles]
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Why did I say that? That was so dumb.
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She liked it.
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You know, I've been thinking
about Kathy's protest.
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I think I'm gonna organize
a counter-protest.
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I mean, it's important for children
to be exposed to art, you know?
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I mean, if it has a little nudity,
so what?
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I guess so.
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I mean, we live in one of the
biggest cities in the world.
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You know, kids need art and culture.
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It helps with their body positivity.
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You seem to know a lot
about art all of a sudden.
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Yeah, well, I know more than Kathy does,
that's for sure.
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I mean, what, we start censoring art,
what's next, the robots take over?
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Mm, it seems a little dramatic,
but I do see your point.
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It is important for kids to
be exposed to art and culture.
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Great, so then you'll be on
my side during the protest?
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Bev?
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Bev?
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Bev?
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[upbeat rock music]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no...
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[all cheer]
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Brewskis!
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Is it weird, you guys,
that I like bowling
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mostly because I really like the shoes?
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- Yeah, no, they're cute!
- [laughs]
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I don't know, I'm, like...
I'm kind of into them.
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- Wait, who's next?
- You are next.
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- I'm next.
- Christine and...
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- All right.
- Here you go, Sean.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Enjoy.
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- Thank you, honey.
- Mm-hmm.
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?
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[all cheering]
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I didn't know you were a professional.
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That's great. All right, it's fine.
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- I'll lose, it's fine.
- Supes profesh.
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Hey, what night is league night?
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- It's Tuesday.
- Tuesday.
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Oh, it's not Saturday, right?
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"Saturday, Donny?
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"Saturday is Shabbos,
the Jewish day of rest.
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I don't fucking roll..."
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Both: "On Shabbos!"
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Of course you know it.
Oh, you're perfect.
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You're... you're both...
you're both just perfect.
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[laughs] Well, it's like...
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it's really fun to actually hang out.
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I think I was, like, overthinking it,
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because truth be told, um,
Christine, you're on his list.
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I mean, it's early, but I...
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Yes, I will be your emergency contact.
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No, no, no! It's actually...
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It's, um, his, like, celebrity list
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of the five that he could sleep with.
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[light string music]
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Oh...
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I was a big "Step by Step" fan...
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- Yeah.
- When I was a kid.
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- Yeah.
- Um... who's on your list, huh?
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Oh, um, George Clooney,
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Idris Elba, Matthew McConaughey,
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Steve Buscemi.
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"Fuck you, Donny!"
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Yeah, I would fuck him!
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That's... so cool.
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- I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
- Yeah.
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- All right.
- And I'm up.
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Oh, shit just got weird.
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Yeah, it got
real fucking weird real quick.
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You know, this is gonna be so much fun,
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and we should definitely
do this more often.
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I know.
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Well, you're coming
to the protest, right?
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Yeah, I think... I think I'll be there.
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Oh, well, good.
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You know, I...
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I heard that Jodie's
having a counter-protest.
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Does she have a problem with me?
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What? No. No, no, no, she loves you.
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She just really loves art.
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I love the arts,
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but, you know,
there are lines to be drawn
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with inappropriate things,
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and I draw that at naked
people and my kids.
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Yeah, no, I know. I mean, one time,
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I almost let my kids watch a movie
called "Brown Bunny."
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I mean, that is not meant for children.
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I just hope that you're on my side.
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It'd be great to have
my oldest friend there.
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I'll be there.
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- You will?
- Yeah.
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Oh, I'm so glad. Thank you.
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- Yeah! Oh!
- Oh! Bring it in.
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Oh, yeah.
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Ah, my oldest friend. 30 years.
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Yeah! Ha, that's me.
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[inhales sharply]
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[light string music]
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Okay, so tomorrow's the protest.
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You know, I'm gonna work
on some more signs tonight,
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if you guys want to...
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[gasps] Hi!
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Bev, I'm so glad you came.
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- Oh, yeah.
- I was just telling them about you.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Bev, you're here. Great.
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- Come on over.
- Of course.
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Come on, Bev,
we're all chatting over here.
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- Come on!
- Ah!
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Bev, pro-art. Come on.
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- You said you were pro-art.
- Pro-art. Yes.
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- Bev, come on over.
- No, no, no, no, no.
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I think you should come here.
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Bev, we're totally hanging out.
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- We're figuring it out.
- Bev, you said.
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Yes...
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Whoa! I need more coffee.
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I'll be right back!
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Right back. Oh, goodness.
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Oh, come on, Bev, grow some balls!
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Great. We broke Bev.
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Listen, Jodie,
I appreciate your passion,
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but I don't want to see
our friend be torn apart
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between two of her dearest friends.
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Well, be that as it may,
I think that we're just gonna
250
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have to settle this tomorrow, Kathy,
251
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when they do the unveiling,
and I'm gonna win.
252
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Nice try.
253
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[groovy music]
254
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- ?
- _
255
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I don't know if I can
go through with this.
256
00:08:44,430 --> 00:08:46,233
- No, just be cool, all right?
- Hey, you made it!
257
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- Hi!
- Hey, Christine, Brandon.
258
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See how he said your name first?
259
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Ugh, he's disgusting.
260
00:08:51,303 --> 00:08:53,773
?
261
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- Whoo!
- Nailed the spare!
262
00:08:55,874 --> 00:08:57,610
- Good job, boo.
- Thanks.
263
00:08:57,643 --> 00:08:58,879
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
264
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Yes... oh, thank you very much, sir.
265
00:09:00,513 --> 00:09:03,249
Uh, very good job. Uh, congratulations.
266
00:09:03,283 --> 00:09:04,750
I'm gonna get another round.
Anyone want to help?
267
00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:06,552
- Brandon?
- Uh, you know what, I'll go.
268
00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:08,154
- I'll go with you.
- Great!
269
00:09:08,187 --> 00:09:09,556
Yeah, I'll do...
I'll do all the things with you.
270
00:09:09,589 --> 00:09:10,757
- Wonderful. Okay.
- I'm going with you.
271
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Ah, well, you said that a lot.
272
00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:13,225
Yeah.
273
00:09:13,259 --> 00:09:16,763
?
274
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Get there!
275
00:09:18,431 --> 00:09:19,499
[all cheer]
276
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- Yes!
- Nice one!
277
00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:22,869
You are crushing it tonight.
278
00:09:22,902 --> 00:09:24,470
Do you mind if I use your ball?
279
00:09:24,504 --> 00:09:26,172
No. No, go for it.
280
00:09:26,206 --> 00:09:29,776
?
281
00:09:29,808 --> 00:09:30,776
This is nice.
282
00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:33,813
?
283
00:09:33,845 --> 00:09:36,182
Oh, wait, Christine,
careful, your shoe's untied.
284
00:09:36,216 --> 00:09:37,650
- Oh, yeah, let me help you...
- Ah, I got it.
285
00:09:37,683 --> 00:09:39,418
I'm the one who ties her shoes.
286
00:09:39,451 --> 00:09:41,453
It's just like a thing with us,
you know?
287
00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:44,223
It's like... in... on our vows,
he always said he would tie my shoes.
288
00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:45,659
Kind of, like,
keeps our marriage super strong.
289
00:09:45,692 --> 00:09:47,626
- I love you so much.
- Yep, that's what I do.
290
00:09:47,659 --> 00:09:49,663
- Oh, team effort.
- Yeah.
291
00:09:49,696 --> 00:09:52,666
?
292
00:09:52,698 --> 00:09:54,433
- [all cheer]
- Ah! I did it!
293
00:09:54,466 --> 00:09:57,603
Yes! Ah, come on.
294
00:09:57,637 --> 00:09:59,539
You are just so...
295
00:09:59,571 --> 00:10:00,907
Ah! [grunts]
296
00:10:00,940 --> 00:10:03,475
Oh, my God.
297
00:10:03,509 --> 00:10:05,478
Oh, my God, I'm...
I'm so sorry about that.
298
00:10:05,510 --> 00:10:07,413
Are... are... are you okay?
299
00:10:09,249 --> 00:10:11,750
- I'm gonna go to the bar.
- [sighs]
300
00:10:11,783 --> 00:10:13,452
Anne...
301
00:10:15,955 --> 00:10:17,891
We'll be back.
302
00:10:19,625 --> 00:10:21,360
We really fucked that up, didn't we?
303
00:10:21,393 --> 00:10:23,363
- Yeah, we fucked it up.
- Yeah.
304
00:10:23,395 --> 00:10:25,331
[light string music]
305
00:10:25,365 --> 00:10:27,818
- Jodie?
- Yeah, Bev, I'm in here.
306
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:31,504
Hey. I'm sorry that I ran away today.
307
00:10:31,537 --> 00:10:34,307
Bev, you're a people pleaser, all right,
308
00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:35,942
and it's one of the things
that I love about you,
309
00:10:35,975 --> 00:10:37,777
because it means that
I always get to pick
310
00:10:37,810 --> 00:10:38,875
the restaurant when we go to dinner.
311
00:10:38,978 --> 00:10:41,947
That being said,
it's also incredibly frustrating,
312
00:10:41,980 --> 00:10:45,284
because I... I watch you
not make up your own mind.
313
00:10:45,317 --> 00:10:48,020
You're right. I am a people pleaser.
314
00:10:48,053 --> 00:10:49,855
This whole thing,
you know, it started off
315
00:10:49,889 --> 00:10:51,691
as a way to just piss off Kathy,
316
00:10:51,724 --> 00:10:53,426
but now I'm really into it.
317
00:10:53,459 --> 00:10:55,028
You know, I don't think
art should be censored.
318
00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:56,495
- You're right.
- Stop.
319
00:10:56,528 --> 00:10:57,297
- Sorry.
- Okay, I...
320
00:10:57,304 --> 00:10:59,320
I don't want you to just
say what I want to hear,
321
00:10:59,331 --> 00:11:01,582
and then go change your mind
when you talk to Kathy later.
322
00:11:01,667 --> 00:11:03,769
All right, so I will see you
out there tomorrow
323
00:11:03,802 --> 00:11:05,404
on whatever side you choose, all right,
324
00:11:05,437 --> 00:11:07,307
and I will still be your
friend regardless...
325
00:11:07,340 --> 00:11:09,676
- [mouths word]
- But I will be, you know,
326
00:11:09,709 --> 00:11:11,311
more your friend if you choose my side.
327
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:14,581
Okay, yeah, I will go home,
and I will think about what you want...
328
00:11:14,614 --> 00:11:15,949
I mean, what I want, what I want.
329
00:11:15,981 --> 00:11:17,483
I will think about what I want.
330
00:11:17,517 --> 00:11:18,852
And I will see you tomorrow,
331
00:11:18,884 --> 00:11:20,854
or maybe... maybe
I won't see you tomorrow.
332
00:11:20,887 --> 00:11:24,456
- I haven't decided what I want to do.
- Okay.
333
00:11:24,490 --> 00:11:28,227
[upbeat rock music]
334
00:11:28,241 --> 00:11:29,643
I think the swelling's going down.
335
00:11:29,675 --> 00:11:30,901
- Yeah?
- I don't know.
336
00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:34,246
Hey, guys, again,
I am really sorry about that over there.
337
00:11:34,279 --> 00:11:35,515
Uh, we feel awful.
338
00:11:35,548 --> 00:11:38,184
You know, we've just had so much fun
hanging out with you guys.
339
00:11:38,217 --> 00:11:39,385
Yeah, you know,
we just got all freaked out
340
00:11:39,419 --> 00:11:40,547
about the whole list thing.
341
00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:42,025
Yeah, we made it weird, you know?
342
00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:44,591
It didn't have to be weird,
and we... we made it weird.
343
00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:47,427
I kind of made it weird initially
by, like, even mentioning it.
344
00:11:47,460 --> 00:11:48,695
I should never have done it.
345
00:11:48,727 --> 00:11:49,929
Here's the thing...
346
00:11:49,967 --> 00:11:52,131
you're not even on the list anymore.
347
00:11:52,164 --> 00:11:55,101
You know, like, we've hung out,
348
00:11:55,135 --> 00:11:56,803
- and now I know you...
- Yeah.
349
00:11:56,836 --> 00:11:58,472
And they say, "Never meet your heroes,"
350
00:11:58,505 --> 00:12:00,539
and so you're... you're not a fantasy.
351
00:12:00,572 --> 00:12:02,641
And the reality is, like,
we love hanging out with you.
352
00:12:02,674 --> 00:12:04,243
You're great friends.
353
00:12:04,276 --> 00:12:05,878
Oh, I really appreciate that.
354
00:12:05,912 --> 00:12:08,447
I mean, so, I'm...
I'm not on the list at all now?
355
00:12:08,481 --> 00:12:09,649
No, you're completely off the list.
356
00:12:09,682 --> 00:12:11,284
Okay! All right.
357
00:12:11,317 --> 00:12:12,818
Just don't bring around
Tiffani Amber Thiessen...
358
00:12:12,851 --> 00:12:15,488
Wait, sorry, Tiffani Thiessen.
359
00:12:15,521 --> 00:12:16,890
She's a great, talented actress.
360
00:12:16,923 --> 00:12:18,258
- Oh, she's so talented.
- Yeah, very, very.
361
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:19,208
Oh, my God.
362
00:12:19,292 --> 00:12:21,194
Very good for a list,
I think, of all kinds.
363
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,629
Oh. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
364
00:12:22,662 --> 00:12:23,797
So, we'll see you again next week?
Do something?
365
00:12:23,829 --> 00:12:25,564
- Yes, totally.
- Yeah.
366
00:12:25,597 --> 00:12:27,733
- Hey, repeat performance, huh?
- Okay, yes.
367
00:12:27,766 --> 00:12:29,468
Well, not every part.
368
00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:31,270
- Oh, maybe not that one.
- That would be bad, yeah.
369
00:12:31,303 --> 00:12:32,639
Okay, we're really...
370
00:12:32,672 --> 00:12:34,441
- Okay.
- All right, all right.
371
00:12:34,473 --> 00:12:36,575
Hey, I think we should go
to the doctor, though, because...
372
00:12:36,608 --> 00:12:39,211
I shouldn't fall asleep tonight.
373
00:12:39,245 --> 00:12:41,214
[exhales sharply]
374
00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:42,681
- What a night.
- Ooh, yeah.
375
00:12:42,715 --> 00:12:44,317
Well, at least I'm off the list, right?
376
00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,820
- You're off the list.
- God.
377
00:12:46,852 --> 00:12:49,522
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
378
00:12:49,555 --> 00:12:51,423
- Really off the list?
- Yeah.
379
00:12:51,457 --> 00:12:54,427
- Mildly insulting, actually.
- Oh.
380
00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:56,329
It's like, clearly he made that list
381
00:12:56,361 --> 00:12:59,366
when he thought I was some young,
spunky, cute tomboy,
382
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:00,734
and then he met me,
383
00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:03,502
and he realized that
I was some old mom hag
384
00:13:03,535 --> 00:13:05,704
with saggy boobs and crow's-feet?
385
00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,506
You don't have crepey skin.
386
00:13:07,539 --> 00:13:09,543
I didn't say crepey skin,
I said crow's-feet.
387
00:13:09,576 --> 00:13:12,245
Oh, well, you don't have those either...
388
00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:13,580
mm, not really.
389
00:13:13,612 --> 00:13:15,381
[sighs] This is bullshit.
390
00:13:15,414 --> 00:13:17,449
I mean, it's like when you
like my Facebook posts.
391
00:13:17,482 --> 00:13:19,585
But I do like your posts.
392
00:13:19,619 --> 00:13:22,321
I mean, what does Kelly Kapowski have
that I don't have?
393
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:23,957
I'm not gonna answer that question.
394
00:13:23,990 --> 00:13:25,926
You know what I am gonna do, though?
395
00:13:25,958 --> 00:13:26,795
What?
396
00:13:26,826 --> 00:13:28,861
I'm gonna get you back on the list.
397
00:13:28,895 --> 00:13:30,963
- Really?
- Yeah.
398
00:13:30,996 --> 00:13:33,466
- You're the best.
- [chuckles]
399
00:13:33,499 --> 00:13:34,901
Come on.
400
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:37,404
?
401
00:13:37,437 --> 00:13:39,272
And they say romance is dead, huh?
402
00:13:39,304 --> 00:13:40,573
[chuckles]
403
00:13:40,606 --> 00:13:42,842
[light string music]
404
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,344
Okay, I can do this.
405
00:13:44,376 --> 00:13:45,712
I'm not choosing between friends.
406
00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:46,980
Just choosing art.
407
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:48,582
Oh! Hi, Bev!
408
00:13:48,615 --> 00:13:51,250
- So glad you're here.
- Hi, Kathy.
409
00:13:51,284 --> 00:13:53,285
- Bev.
- Jodie.
410
00:13:53,318 --> 00:13:55,354
- [clears throat]
- [groans]
411
00:13:55,388 --> 00:13:57,524
- Mm...
- Come on, Bev!
412
00:13:57,557 --> 00:13:59,359
Okay, no, I can do this.
413
00:13:59,391 --> 00:14:00,626
All right.
414
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:01,995
?
415
00:14:02,028 --> 00:14:03,997
Sorry.
416
00:14:04,029 --> 00:14:06,533
All right, guys, let's...
We don't need to see that!
417
00:14:06,566 --> 00:14:08,335
[all chanting] We
don't need to see that!
418
00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:09,736
[all chanting] Nudity is natural!
419
00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:12,806
[overlapping chanting]
420
00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:17,844
I can't wait to see the
look on her face when...
421
00:14:17,876 --> 00:14:19,246
- Wha...
- [gasps]
422
00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:20,813
We don't need to see...
423
00:14:20,847 --> 00:14:22,582
Oh, my God, Jodie.
424
00:14:22,615 --> 00:14:24,717
- Oh, my God.
- [gasps]
425
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,486
Mommy...
426
00:14:26,519 --> 00:14:28,488
why does it have three legs?
427
00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:29,856
Oh.
428
00:14:29,889 --> 00:14:30,991
God, wha...
429
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,355
[all chanting] We
don't need to see that!
430
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:36,975
We don't need to see that!
431
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,553
- I may have been wrong.
- Oh, I... there's so much wrong.
432
00:14:39,586 --> 00:14:41,989
I... I think we need to go
over there on Kathy's side.
433
00:14:42,021 --> 00:14:43,823
[all chanting] We
don't need to see that!
434
00:14:43,856 --> 00:14:45,625
No, no, no, no, no, I wasn't that wrong.
435
00:14:45,659 --> 00:14:47,962
Look, she cannot win, okay?
We cannot admit defeat.
436
00:14:47,995 --> 00:14:49,826
There's just a big wiener,
and it's just...
437
00:14:49,861 --> 00:14:50,731
it's so out there, it's just so gross.
438
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:52,332
- Wow, Bev...
- I just... I feel so...
439
00:14:52,366 --> 00:14:53,866
You just said "wiener." I'm impressed.
440
00:14:53,899 --> 00:14:55,602
- I feel so dirty.
- It's not attractive, either.
441
00:14:55,635 --> 00:14:58,338
- It's... no, it's hideous!
- I've seen worse.
442
00:14:58,371 --> 00:15:00,741
Okay, anyway, I have a plan.
We're gonna come back here.
443
00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:02,308
Meet me at 0200 hours.
444
00:15:02,342 --> 00:15:04,010
Yes. Wait, wait, is that...
445
00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:06,447
That's 2:00, right?
Or a... is that a.m. or p.m.?
446
00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:07,981
I just... sometimes, I get confused.
447
00:15:08,015 --> 00:15:09,350
- Bev, just shut up, come on.
- Okay, okay.
448
00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:10,817
Before she notices.
449
00:15:10,851 --> 00:15:12,720
[overlapping chanting]
450
00:15:13,853 --> 00:15:15,722
I can't believe we
watched four episodes.
451
00:15:15,755 --> 00:15:17,323
Those two hours just flew by, huh?
452
00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:18,726
Really.
453
00:15:18,759 --> 00:15:20,294
You know,
now that "Step by Step" is online,
454
00:15:20,327 --> 00:15:21,562
I just love watching old eps.
455
00:15:21,595 --> 00:15:22,997
I hope you guys don't mind.
456
00:15:23,029 --> 00:15:25,632
- I forgot how funny it was.
- Oh! [laughs]
457
00:15:25,665 --> 00:15:27,267
What'd you think, Sean?
458
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,002
Uh, it brought back
a lot of great memories.
459
00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:30,637
Hmm.
460
00:15:30,670 --> 00:15:31,634
You know, we have more episodes.
461
00:15:31,637 --> 00:15:33,406
- We can watch 'em all, if you want.
- No, no, that's okay.
462
00:15:33,439 --> 00:15:35,642
- Yeah.
- I'm actually kind of hungry.
463
00:15:35,675 --> 00:15:37,010
- We could eat.
- Uh, totally.
464
00:15:37,044 --> 00:15:38,645
I'm just gonna go get the food.
465
00:15:38,678 --> 00:15:40,014
- It's in the oven.
- Okay.
466
00:15:40,047 --> 00:15:41,815
- Okay.
- All right.
467
00:15:41,847 --> 00:15:43,717
- Oh. What's this?
- Oh.
468
00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,352
Oh. Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
469
00:15:46,385 --> 00:15:48,454
I don't know how that got in there.
470
00:15:48,487 --> 00:15:50,723
Christine, it's your old magazine cover.
471
00:15:50,756 --> 00:15:52,592
Man, I bet you had that up
on your wall in college,
472
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:54,395
- didn't you, Sean, huh?
- Oh, Brandon.
473
00:15:54,428 --> 00:15:56,029
She hasn't aged a day, has she?
474
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:57,831
You look exactly the same.
475
00:15:57,864 --> 00:15:59,533
Oh, start.
476
00:15:59,566 --> 00:16:01,769
Okay, if, um,
no food is actually happening,
477
00:16:01,802 --> 00:16:03,404
we might have to bounce.
478
00:16:03,437 --> 00:16:05,873
Our... our babysitter is
there only till 10:00...
479
00:16:05,905 --> 00:16:07,373
Oh, yeah, no, no, no, I'm going.
480
00:16:07,406 --> 00:16:09,008
I'm just gonna...
Yeah, I'll be right back.
481
00:16:09,042 --> 00:16:10,944
You know, she does yoga,
like, pretty much every day.
482
00:16:10,976 --> 00:16:12,679
She is so flexible.
483
00:16:12,712 --> 00:16:15,948
She can actually take her feet
and put 'em over her head
484
00:16:15,981 --> 00:16:18,986
and put her big toe in her butthole.
485
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,520
- All right...
- Her butthole?
486
00:16:20,553 --> 00:16:22,856
- Yeah, it's amazing.
- Yeah...
487
00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:25,326
I had a crush on Christine,
488
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:26,826
and it's when I was a kid,
489
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,029
and it was all very innocent,
490
00:16:29,062 --> 00:16:32,533
and if we could just set that aside...
491
00:16:32,566 --> 00:16:35,736
Who's ready for some pasta al dente?
492
00:16:35,769 --> 00:16:37,371
- Wow.
- Get it?
493
00:16:37,404 --> 00:16:39,740
- Ha-ha!
- Yeah, I think we're gonna go.
494
00:16:39,773 --> 00:16:41,508
What? No. I... I made salad too.
495
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:42,975
- It's not all carbs.
- No, no, come on, honey.
496
00:16:43,009 --> 00:16:44,712
Let's go. Yeah.
497
00:16:44,745 --> 00:16:46,547
Okay, I'm gonna take a little bit...
498
00:16:46,579 --> 00:16:47,914
- Oh.
- Because, you know,
499
00:16:47,948 --> 00:16:49,817
who invites people over for dinner
500
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:51,685
and doesn't serve them
food for two hours?
501
00:16:51,717 --> 00:16:53,553
I didn't even get a cracker.
502
00:16:53,587 --> 00:16:54,922
[muffled] Thank you...
503
00:16:54,954 --> 00:16:56,656
- Okay.
- Thank you.
504
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,625
It's actually very good.
505
00:16:58,657 --> 00:17:00,461
Did I take it too far?
506
00:17:00,493 --> 00:17:01,962
Uh, they'll be fine.
We'll see them at league night.
507
00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:03,863
And I think you actually
got back on his list.
508
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,631
And you know what's even more important?
509
00:17:05,664 --> 00:17:07,134
You're on my list.
510
00:17:07,166 --> 00:17:09,736
- Number one?
- You're up there, baby.
511
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:12,872
Hey, why don't you grab that pasta
and meet me in the bedroom?
512
00:17:12,905 --> 00:17:15,608
Oh, my God, we haven't done that
since our honeymoon.
513
00:17:15,642 --> 00:17:17,678
- Well, come on.
- [chuckles]
514
00:17:17,711 --> 00:17:20,079
[slow string music]
515
00:17:20,113 --> 00:17:21,749
Bev, would you hurry up?
516
00:17:21,781 --> 00:17:23,416
What? I'm right here, I'm right here.
517
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:25,519
God, that jacket is ridiculous.
518
00:17:25,551 --> 00:17:26,944
What are you talking about?
519
00:17:26,987 --> 00:17:28,169
What do you mean,
what am I talking about?
520
00:17:28,254 --> 00:17:30,650
Have you looked at yourself in a mirror?
You look like you've skinned a Muppet.
521
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,025
What? No, this is my favorite jacket.
522
00:17:33,058 --> 00:17:36,163
Plus, it goes with my pink camo onesie.
523
00:17:36,195 --> 00:17:37,664
I... I can't with you.
524
00:17:37,696 --> 00:17:39,665
Okay, look,
I'm gonna cut this thing off.
525
00:17:39,699 --> 00:17:40,801
- What?
- You know, a little...
526
00:17:40,834 --> 00:17:42,169
[clicks tongue] circumcision.
527
00:17:42,202 --> 00:17:44,605
No, we cannot get caught vandalizing
528
00:17:44,637 --> 00:17:46,773
- a statue in a park.
- No shit..
529
00:17:46,807 --> 00:17:48,040
That's why we're not
gonna get caught, okay,
530
00:17:48,074 --> 00:17:50,811
'cause you're our lookout,
so... look out.
531
00:17:50,844 --> 00:17:52,513
[mutters]
532
00:17:52,546 --> 00:17:55,082
?
533
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,450
Oh, my God, somebody's coming!
534
00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,617
- Ah!
- [screams]
535
00:17:57,651 --> 00:17:59,052
Quick! Grab the penis. Let's go!
536
00:17:59,085 --> 00:18:00,053
- Hey! Who's there?
- Oh, God!
537
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:01,368
What are you doing?
538
00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:05,526
- Who is that?
- I think it's... Kathy?
539
00:18:05,558 --> 00:18:06,894
Beverly?
540
00:18:06,926 --> 00:18:09,195
- Uh...
- What's with all the clothes?
541
00:18:09,229 --> 00:18:11,597
I wanted to cover up the...
542
00:18:11,631 --> 00:18:13,100
?
543
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:14,735
Penis?
544
00:18:14,768 --> 00:18:16,502
[rock music]
545
00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:17,971
- Yeah.
- Hey, look.
546
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:20,773
- They're already at the lane.
- Oh.
547
00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:22,175
- Whoo!
- Yay!
548
00:18:22,209 --> 00:18:24,945
- Yeah! Yeah, thanks.
- Yeah!
549
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:26,613
Hey, who are they with?
550
00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:27,847
They replaced us?
551
00:18:27,881 --> 00:18:29,016
[sighs]
552
00:18:29,049 --> 00:18:31,218
God, now it doesn't seem so creepy.
553
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:35,222
Oh, God, now it's back to hanging out
with the lame game players.
554
00:18:35,254 --> 00:18:37,558
I hate everything.
555
00:18:37,590 --> 00:18:40,760
[all cheering]
556
00:18:40,793 --> 00:18:42,929
?
557
00:18:42,962 --> 00:18:45,598
I didn't know you were
capable of criminal activity.
558
00:18:45,632 --> 00:18:46,798
Well, it was Jodie's idea.
559
00:18:46,867 --> 00:18:49,936
I just came just to make sure
that she didn't hurt herself.
560
00:18:49,970 --> 00:18:52,673
Okay, I didn't want
to admit that I was wrong,
561
00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:54,207
and I still don't think
that art should be censored,
562
00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:57,478
but I... I found the statue to be, uh...
563
00:18:57,510 --> 00:18:58,779
- Obscene?
- Yes.
564
00:18:58,811 --> 00:19:01,714
And you know what, Kathy,
you seem like a really lovely woman.
565
00:19:01,748 --> 00:19:03,851
- Can we just call a truce?
- Are you kidding?
566
00:19:03,884 --> 00:19:06,019
- Come here!
- Oh!
567
00:19:06,051 --> 00:19:07,920
- You're hugging me. That's...
- [siren wailing]
568
00:19:07,953 --> 00:19:09,121
- Oh, God.
- Oh, shit!
569
00:19:09,154 --> 00:19:11,191
- Oh! Oh!
- Um, drop the penis.
570
00:19:11,223 --> 00:19:12,592
[both exclaiming]
571
00:19:12,625 --> 00:19:13,894
- Uh-uh.
- [squeals]
572
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:14,861
[both scream]
573
00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:16,930
Hey, what's going on?
The park is closed.
574
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:19,031
This woman was vandalizing
this lovely statue.
575
00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:21,501
Oh, no! This was all their idea!
576
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:22,936
- We would never.
- No, mm-mm.
577
00:19:22,969 --> 00:19:24,904
Okay, ma'am,
I'm gonna need you to put that down,
578
00:19:24,937 --> 00:19:28,045
and step away from the giant penis. Wow.
579
00:19:28,075 --> 00:19:29,809
By the way, I've known her 32 years.
580
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:31,044
Ha-ha, I win.
581
00:19:31,077 --> 00:19:32,848
Hey! Hey, come on! Get back here!
582
00:19:32,912 --> 00:19:34,155
All right, ma'am, you're coming with me.
583
00:19:34,248 --> 00:19:37,116
No! You've got the wrong girl!
584
00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:39,786
- It's a movie.
- "Johnny Dangerously"?
585
00:19:39,818 --> 00:19:41,053
You're a tongue? You're, uh...
586
00:19:41,087 --> 00:19:43,222
- "Amadeus"?
- Weird Al Yankovic?
587
00:19:43,256 --> 00:19:45,092
Ugh, "Rocky II," "Rocky IV," "Rocky V"?
588
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:46,559
Dear Lord, do anything else.
589
00:19:46,593 --> 00:19:48,095
You... Is it "All in the Family"?
590
00:19:48,127 --> 00:19:50,997
- Fists in the ground?
- Angry fighting guy?
591
00:19:51,030 --> 00:19:52,933
- Me and you and...
- Okay, me and you and I
592
00:19:52,965 --> 00:19:54,200
- and me and my friends?
- And Irene?
593
00:19:54,233 --> 00:19:55,903
Irene and... me and Irene?
594
00:19:55,935 --> 00:19:59,239
It's a "no" to you,
'cause I'm in charge.
595
00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:00,773
- "Sleepless in Seattle"?
- "Charles in Charge"?
596
00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:02,108
- That's not a...
- I hate me?
597
00:20:02,142 --> 00:20:04,044
Me I hate? "Despicable Me"!
598
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,547
- Ah! [laughs]
- Yes! Incredible game!
599
00:20:06,579 --> 00:20:07,813
- Oh, God.
- Wow.
600
00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:08,815
Oh, my God, we're two for two!
601
00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:10,817
Just felt like hours.
602
00:20:10,849 --> 00:20:14,654
Both: Mmm...
603
00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:18,157
I don't know why these
timers are so long.
604
00:20:18,191 --> 00:20:20,294
Ew.
605
00:20:20,327 --> 00:20:22,095
- God, that was good.
- Did you eat salmon?
606
00:20:22,127 --> 00:20:23,730
- Yeah, I did.
- It tastes so good.
607
00:20:23,762 --> 00:20:25,598
There's an AMBER Alert
actually right now,
608
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:27,334
so we... we should
probably go and check...
609
00:20:27,366 --> 00:20:29,336
We should probably all go out
and... and search.
610
00:20:29,368 --> 00:20:30,837
- I brought a flashlight.
- Let the dog out?
611
00:20:30,869 --> 00:20:32,338
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna walk you guys.
612
00:20:32,372 --> 00:20:33,718
I'm gonna take these,
'cause I'm pretty hungry.
613
00:20:33,739 --> 00:20:35,308
- Okay, all right.
- Yeah, have some popcorn.
614
00:20:35,341 --> 00:20:37,276
Uh, we'll see you guys real soon.
615
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:40,013
- We'll see you real soon.
- Don't say that.
616
00:20:43,679 --> 00:20:45,776
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