All language subtitles for High Maintenance s06e03 Sabrina.eng

Come with us.

No, I can't.
I can't, I can't, I can't.

I mean, Jesus Christ.
You're selling like $400 worth of mushrooms.

You can take the day off,
a couple of days off.

No, dude,
I'm in so much debt.

I can't, and I don't know
these people at all.

I don't know these people.

We know each other.
It's going to be a fucking blast.

Thank you for that.

So, we cool?

Yeah.
Great.

All righty,
here is an ounce.

Thank you.

For you.

So, how potent are these?

Uh, well, you know,
I'm kinda chilling out on them at the moment,

and I would say like,
one for fun and two for whoo!

Oh!

Mahalo.

You ready to roll?

Yeah, are you sure
you don't wanna come with us?

(laughing)
No, I'm p-pretty sure.

You have the night
to decide.

The ship sails
at first light.

Okay.
(Australian accent) Bye, Beth.

(laughs)

See you, Beth.

Bye, Captain.
Jesus, Chad, close this door.

That is gross!

Wayne:
Fuck, did they close already?

Dinah:
Yeah, we closed last week.

Oh, I'm so sorry.

No, no, no. You saw
the workshop, that really never got better.

I'm sure it was amazing.
You guys want some of this?

No.
I have Percocet.

Okay. Chad!

For when Corey
does his Marty McFly.

You're the worst.

Chad:
I'm just saying that since Joe has had the kid,

he's not nearly as fun
or funny--

Having kids doesn't
make you unfunny.

There's plenty of comics
that come on my show that have kids

and they're still funny.

Your show?
My show.

My podcast.
The Guy: Is this you in high school?

Oh, yes, that's
at a 311 concert.

You look vaguely ethnic
in that picture,

like Latino or something.

Thank you.
Oh, shit.

? You've got to trust
your instinct ?

(laughs, coughs)
Take that out to people, please?

(sniffs)
Are you trying to have kids, you and Claire right now?

I mean, not like
right now, right now,

but basically like once her show
with Lena gets picked up,

yeah, I think we're gonna
start trying.

She wasn't ever
supportive of that. Kabir: No, no.

I remember that.
She was always a naysayer about it.

Kabir:
I did stand-up, I tried to do stand-up just for fun.

Just to see what
it would be like 'cause it was a dream,

and she showed up,
and she heckled me.

And she brought
all of her sorority sisters. What?

Yeah, they got drunk together,
and they heckled me.

They're like, "Oh, it's..."
Hey, buddy. Hey, man.

You guys were in the same
improv troupe, is that what's going on?

I wasn't,
they were all...

But you were
like our mascot.

You were always
at every show.

He was...
It was adorable.

I wouldn't use the word
"mascot," but yeah, okay.

Okay.

I should have married
someone mature.

Mm-mm.

Are you guys okay?

Uh, if by okay, you mean
do I want to stab my eyes out when I come home,

and he's watching reruns
of "The Closer" and eating Skinny Cows,

then yeah,
I'm actually really good.

Oh, it got real.

It's very real.
We're fully subscribed to AARP.

Yo, I mean it is.

It's totally getting
picked up,

but it's just not
officially official yet.

But, you know, Lena
knows this network exec,

who's basically the person
who made "Girls" happen,

and they both really love it,
so whatever.

It's kind of
like a done deal, so...

Who's Lena,
have we met?

I've been taking
some classes at UCB.

Everybody's like way
younger than me, so it's kind of awkward,

but it's fun and I wanted
to pick your brain, at some point actually,

about like agents
and managers and...

Like what is the difference
between an agent and a manager?

Corey, these sausages
are... good.

(imitating Marty McFly)
Doc.

(laughing)

I came back
in a time machine...

(laughing)

...that you invented.

Remember, I used
to do Britney. Do Britney.

(sings unintelligibly)

No, your ex-almost fiance.

(all talking at once)

Almost, well, it's true.

And three.

(laughing)
He pointed!

I do like to be
around a lesbian.

I do have a large clitoris.

Ooh!
Dinah: I mean, you could pretend it's a penis.

Wait, you're giving me the--
You're giving me bedroom eyes, and they're enchanting me.

Can we have a moment for Chad
for putting this together?

Yeah!
Dinah: This house is amazing!

Cheers.
Chad: Thank you.

Thank God and cheers
to Sabrina's family.

So thanks to them.

Who's Sabrina?
She's his high school girlfriend.

I can't believe you're
friends with your high school girlfriend.

It's mostly her family
on Facebook and holidays.

But the party would
never have to end

if we lived in an intentional
community in Portugal.

(laughing)
Hear me out.

We'd be able to grow
our own food or weed,

(chuckles)
raise our family,

do whatever we're doing,

and it never has to stop.

So come with me
to Portugal.

Claire: Portugal?
Go back to the old world.

Good luck.

Portugal? That's where
Emeril Lagasse's from, right?

No, no, no,
the place to go is Detroit.

That's where they're literally
giving away artist housing.

No, no, no,
that's a myth.

That's a myth,
nothing's really happening down there.

Stay on the coast,
that's the best lesson.

I mean, we could do LA.

It's easier for kids, and your
parents are out there.

Yeah, but LA sucks, man.

(laughing)

New York is just--
I don't know.

I just feel like it ruins you
for everywhere else, you know?

Yeah, that's true.
Maybe.

Just a little fire.

It's wonderful.

Little fire?
A massive fire.

It's some of your best work.
I mean, this is stunning,

and if you could
bring this energy...

Uh-huh.
...to a career.

(laughs)

Basically, I couldn't carry
our second child,

which led to all sorts
of jealousy issues

and ultimately led
to the end of my marriage.

Whoa, wait a second.

I saw you give a talk
on fertility at Brenna and Molly's.

That's how I know you.

Oh, my God! That's it!
That's it.

You went to that weird,
off-brand TEDx thing.

So janky.
Get out of here.

Isn't life crazy?

(laughing)
What?

We're friends?

What?
Claire: Oh.

(mocking)
What? We're friends? We hang out.

If you are truly friends,
tell me one detail about him.

He's an awesome dude.

Wow.
How much you wanna bet Dinah's like talking

his fucking ear off right now
about her divorce?

Or telling him about her
fucking interactive play that no one's gonna see

based on her blog about
her mangled fallopian tubes.

Wayne!

Come on, she has
endometriosis, you know that.

It was a little harsh,
Waynie.

You guys,
Jesus Christ, okay?

Dinah is my fucking girl.

She's just a dilettante, okay?

She's trying a lot of stuff
in her life right now,

and God bless her little heart,
it's not working, okay?

Nothing's catching.

Well, I mean, I know she's
kind of upset and hurt

that you haven't put
her show on the Index.

Claire?
Yes?

I'm a paid
arbiter of taste.

I can't play favorites
in my job.

Playing favorites is
literally the job description.

You don't get it.
I do. I absolutely do.

Because you had no problem
putting your partner's weird mime show in the Index.

You mean Teddy's reunion show
with Bill Irwin?

I had a huge
problem with that, okay?

It was deeply
embarrassing to me.

Well, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Claire (scoffs)...
I'm having trouble remembering,

when is the last time you went
to one of Dinah's shows?

I'm just...

Yeah, nothing is
coming up.

Okay, Wayne, why don't you
have like five more drinks?

Oh, fuck you.
Jesus, okay.

Look, your husband is
the one that took us down the Dinah hole to begin with.

I was just "yes-and-ing" him.

"Dystopian Fallopian:
A Trip Down the Dinah Hole."

(laughs)

You guys are
being dicks, seriously.

Yes!
Wayne likes it.

No, it's not.
Wayne, the arbiter, likes it.

Yes.

Chad: Why don't we go see
if we can pick up some hot townies?

Hot toddies!

You know, the bar probably
has a better Tindr radius, so...

Let's do it.
Let's do this.

It really pisses me off,
all the shit he's saying about Dinah,

he's really talking about me.

No, you don't actually
believe that.

Yes!
(quietly) Yes, I do.

Yes, I do.
He's getting off on it.

Well, he's jealous,
all right? Yeah.

I'm never putting Claire
in the Index.

What? Why?

Because she does
not need a leg up.

It's like, just 'cause
Lily Tomlin is her godmother,

she thinks she can shit out
some low-rent web series

that's like, "We're friends.
We're struggling.

We're artists in Brooklyn.
Like, day in the life."

Like, "No,
go to fucking cable, no."

(Kabir snoring)

(door closes)

(phone ringing)

Hello.

(on phone): It's Andrew,
from Lindsay's office.

I've got Lindsay, Peter
and Stephanie for you.

Oh, whole team, huh?

That can't be good.

(talking in distance)
(sobs)

(sniffles)

(sighs)

(blender whirring)

(blender stops)

Good morning.

I would punch a toddler
for a fucking egg and cheese on a roll.

Well, you can drink
your coffee, hit the toddlers,

but don't eat anything for
maximum mushroom fun, okay?

I'm going to throw up
if I have mushrooms.

I can't do that.

Oh, do not worry,
my baby, I made you some chocolates.

You won't even taste it,

and in a few hours, we'll
have the smoothies when we need some nourishment

and the thought of chewing
is beyond our consideration.

Thank you, Chad.
You're welcome.

Hey, are those dosed
one for fun or two for whoo?

More like three for whee!

Dinah:
Nice.

You kind of talk to me
like I'm a little kid.

I don't love it
all the time. I like you, though.

Um, I think I'm just gonna
actually stay around here today.

I don't really
feel like 'shrooming. What?

I'm not feeling up to it.
No.

Yeah, I'm not feeling up to it.
I'm just gonna do like yoga and some emailing and...

Do you want...
Do you want me to stay back? No.

Good morning.
Good morning.

I have to go open
the kennel, so I gotta run.

All right.

It was nice
to meet you, Jackie.

I know, this was insane
and really fun and weird.

Bye.
Bye, everybody.

Say good-bye to Jackie.
Bye, Jackie.

Have a really great time
doing drugs today.

Thank you.
Bye.

Very nice to meet you,
Jackie. You, too.

We met her
at the bar last night.

She's great.

Kabir, wake up, man!
We gotta go!

? You put the Lyme
on the tick ?

? And then it bite you
in the ankle ?

? Put the Lyme
on the tick ?

? And then it bites you
in the ankle ?

? I say doctor ?

You need to stop.
I need you to stop. (singing)

? Doctor ?
How's everybody feeling?

I can feel it in...

(as Marty McFly)
This is heavy stuff, Doc.

God.
(as Marty McFly) I gotta get back.

That's the transition,
just keep moving.

Hey, Chad,
I think I'm gonna...

I think I'm gonna go solo
this time, man.

I think I'm gonna head back.

Dude, are you sure?
I'm taking you to the best thing.

(farts)
(laughs)

Yes, Dinah?

I'm gonna head back,
man, see ya.

All right, yeah.

You guys laugh,
but that was all gluten. Have a good one.

(breathing heavily)

(whistling calvary charge)
Oh, my God.

Okay, charge. Go.

We're in, let's go.

(whispering) Come on. Yes.
No.

Wayne, Dinah, come here,
take the canoe.

Corey, you're with me
in the kayak.

Whose boats are these?

Oh, my God.

Chad: Don't worry it.
They're never here in the summer.

Oh, my God.
Corey, help me with this.

Wait, wait.
Are you stealing this?

Is this actual theft?

Kabir...
This is real theft?

Chad:
We're just gonna borrow them and put them back.

Yes!

(gasps)

Hi.

(meows)

Are you ready?
(laughs) Okay.

Pick it up by the handle.

Core? Yeah.

One, two...
(exhales)

Oh, God, no--

...three, go. Now.
Three.

Please warn!
Please warn! (laughing)

This is fucking cra--
The water is ripple scrippin'.

Chad:
Unhitch yourself. Okay.

Chad:
Kabir, get in.

Son of a bitch.
Suit yourself, D'Artagnan.

Stay here,
the rest of us are gonna--

You all right?
Fuck.

Corey, are you okay?
My thing says "Tripper."

You're thieving
from the Trippers.

Chad:
That's the name of the paddle, not the people who own them.

Paddles don't have names.
(chuckling)

Chips Ahoy!

You're gonna die.
That makes no sense.

Kabir, you're not
in a boat.

Wayne:
Be free, Kabir. We're young, Kabir.

Stop saying Kabir!
Wayne: Huh?

Kabir! Kabir!
(laughs)

Kabir!
Kabir!

Don't go in!

Chad:
Our destiny lies in the middle of the lake!

Ah!

I'm so fucked up.

They passed on my show.

Yeah.

You look great.
(sputters)

I love--
(laughs hysterically)

I love you!

I love you!

(sobbing)

I'm having a vision...
of a helicopter,

but instead of the blades,
it's penises.

(laughing)

What?
What?

That's my worst nightmare.
And its skids are penises, too.

I forgot what Corey does.
What does he do again?

Yeah, he does
the sausage thing he invested in.

They're all over New York.

That's great!

Yeah, and he does
a comedy podcast that's horrible.

He does a really great
Michael J. Fox.

Yeah, it's all
he really can do.

That's why he got
in our group,

but now he's not
really funny after that.

Don't tell him
I just said that.

This bitch loves cats.

Mm-hm.

(both laughing)

A field of
now-swaying cocks!

Chad:
That is beautiful, Wayne.

Thank you.
That's really beautiful.

(crying)
Man: Hey.

(gasps)
Man: Hey.

Chad:
Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, I fucked up.
Wayne: What?

Hey!

I fucked up.
We gotta go back in.

What?
We gotta paddle back in, please.

Fuck.

Are we still
within the bit? Paddle hard! This is not a bit!

What? This is hell.
Are we still joking?

But now he's bored,

and he thinks that me
pumping out babies

is going to give him something
to do with his life.

Oh, it'll give him
something to do.

Yeah, I'm fucking
busy, though.

Well, you just said that
your show didn't go,

so you're not busy.

(mimics explosion)

Oh, fuck. Sorry.

Sorry.

Yeah, but my webs berries
is my life.

Well, I never saw
your webs berry.

but I think your life
is your life.

Right?

You gotta get a picture
of me in there.

Oh, nice.

This is too good.
(chuckles)

Fuck, man.

I can't do this,
your face is melting.

Oh, come on,
it's so good.

The Guy:
Your sequins are in sequence.

That's what I'm saying.
Kabir: Hello?

Hey, man!

(Kabir mutters)

We're here, man.

Come on in.

Fuck.
Oh, shit.

(panting)
You guys are never going to believe what just happened.

I believe it.

Do you think Corey
ever told Claire about the time you two hooked up?

Oh, my God.

I have not thought
about that in so long!

I was so fucking drunk.

I just remember him passed out
in the bathtub

and me just fucking pissing
all over him.

Well.
Wayne.

Yeah?
I love you, man.

I love you, too, Chad.

But I hate you
when you're drunk.

Are you fucking
kidding me?

You drink more
than anyone else.

I'm not calling you
a drunk.

I'm just saying that you
in particular

are super nasty
when you drink.

And I don't want it
to cost you your job

or your friendships
or your partner.

Boyfriend.
Boyfriend, whatever.

Oh, my God, the patterns
on the ground are so distracting.

I know, right?

Wayne?
Hm?

Like I said,
I love you.

Oh, wow.

(exhales)

You know, I have never
laughed so hard in my fucking life.

I got the giggles.
I did.

I couldn't help it.
Whose boats were those?

I don't know.

Dude, I was so certain
that guy had like a gun,

and he was going to shoot me,
and I was running so fast.

Where did you go?

Into a cemetery, man.
(laughing)

And then I fell asleep
on a grave.

(laughing)
But I had some closed-eye stuff happen

that seemed important,
I don't know.

That's great.

This is gross.
Anybody want a michelada?

I'm good.
Thank you.

No thank you.
Kibir: Yeah?

No, I want some soup.

Hey, do you deliver
to Brooklyn Heights?

Yeah, I get there
a couple of times a week.

I'll give you my number
before we go.

Okay.
Claire: They passed on my show.

What?

Fuck them.
Are you kidding?

You know what?

Now, you're going to have
time to work on that feature with your dad, okay?

That's definitely
getting made.

Yeah, it's not the same.

...like more experimental
stuff in the Index. Oh, yeah.

Um, I've got something I want
to do in the fall.

I don't have
a space yet, but...

Okay, well, let me know,
because Teddy knows people everywhere.

Really?
Mm-hm.

Yeah, let's get lunch next week,
or something.

Okay, next week's bad,
but I am free like as the month goes on.

I'm serious.
You're the worst.

Okay.
The Guy: I'm feeling sentimental.

Is this on?

I just wanted to--
I just wanted to say to you all that

this is a very cool group
of people that you have here.

Thank you for inviting me
into it for these past couple days.

It's been fun.
Thanks for coming.

And if anyone feels like
throwing in some money for weed, I'll take it.

'Cause you smoked a lot.
No problem.

I didn't smoke any.

This weekend is on me.

Okay, thank God.

Let me remind you,
in the future...

if we do this again,
it's gonna be in Portugal.

It never has to stop.

(as Marty McFly)
What happens in the future, Doc?

I mean, do we all
become assholes?

Ah!
That's good!

Now, that's on!
(car door slams)

Man:
Who the Christ is up there?

Oh, hey, Bill!

Remember me?

Chad.
Yeah.

What the fuck
are you doing here?

It's cool.
I talked to Sabrina.

She said that we could use
the place while you were in...

Martha's Vineyard.

Sabrina's been dead
for three years, Chad.

Oh, fuck.

Kabir:
Hey, we're out of limes, man,

but I think like
if I use grapefruit, maybe...

Who the fuck's this guy?

? ?

Kabir:
What?

? Everybody needs
a little leaf ?

? That can float them down
to the ground real low ?

? But it doesn't
matter to me ?

? I don't see
the difference ?

? If you're falling
or you're floating ?

? On a breeze coming down
from the trees ?

? Oh, what do I know? ?

? Oh, boy, have you
got a friend ?

? You're gonna need one
this time ?

? I saw you
in the mirror ?

? I must be going
out of my mind ?

? ?

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