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(women murmuring)
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Oh, shit.
(laughs)
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Obviously the past, right?
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(laughs)
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You owe us 750.
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Here you go.
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Really?
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Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
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Clockwise.
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(blows)
All clean.
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Good night!
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Good night.
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Please watch
the lateness next time.
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Okay!
(chuckles)
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Esme, do you think you could
cover my shift next week?
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Oh, uh, well, see,
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I actually have a really
important audition that day.
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Please, Esme.
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I'll think about it.
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Here. They're for
my life coaching.
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Don't be confused though,
my name's Orly.
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Esme's just my rider name.
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Okay! Uh...
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Can I use your bathroom?
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Sure.
Cool.
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I gotta wash out
my Diva Cup.
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? ?
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Yeah!
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Hello! Weed delivery!
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(loud clattering)
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I fucked it up
a little bit, but it's still pretty sick, right?
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Yeah, powerful.
(laughs)
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Are your phones charged yet?
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Wow, that smells great.
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Is there some for me?
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Uh, uh...
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Sure.
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Great! I don't eat fish.
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Man:
Please stop that.
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Hey, you want me
to take a picture?
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Man:
How do I get on your service?
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Well, you'd need at least
three female recommendations
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since you have a penis.
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Please don't do that!
Chocolate will kill him.
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Yeah, I'm so sure.
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Sorry, I pooped.
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But I think it's really
my year this year.
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I envision myself
with the spotlight on me.
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I'll just be like
rat-a-tat-tat-tat-tat!
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Bam!
Whoa.
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Oh, fuck.
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No problem, no worries.
Okay, bye!
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Man: Yo! Use
the fucking bike lane!
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I don't have time
for your negativity, man!
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It's a wall.
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If I were you,
I'd burn some sage in here,
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even if it doesn't turn out
to be a ghost.
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(speaks Hebrew)
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It feels like when my parents
got divorced in here.
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You guys fighting?
It's tense.
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(rhythmic stomping)
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Here we go!
(whooping)
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(laughs)
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Sss, yeah!
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Girl!
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Woman:
Good thing I took that capoeira class.
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You know, it's not all about
the drumming and the movement!
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They also care about
your own personal flavor,
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what you bring
to the performance.
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(car horns honking)
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(phone vibrates)
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(clicks tongue)
Shit.
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Okay, everybody!
Thank you for your patience!
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We're moving as fast
as we can!
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Once you're in the lobby,
then we'll divide you into groups!
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Excuse me!
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Uh, is it the same routine
as last year?
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They'll let you know
when you get in there, Orly.
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They know me, huh.
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Stupid ass, fucking...
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Um, hello, excuse me?
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Are you Jewish?
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No.
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Oh, wonderful.
Would you come in for a minute?
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Uh...
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You wanna buy something?
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Eh, what?
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Nothing, never mind.
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Yeah, let me,
let me lock up my bike.
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Wonderful, thank you.
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Yeah, that's great, guys.
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Yeah, loosen it up,
loosen it up.
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Let the rhythm
flow out your body!
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Instructor:
That's good.
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(yells)
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Instructor:
I like that! I like that!
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That's good!
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(screaming)
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Would you like
a cold drink?
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Uh, no, I'm okay.
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You're sure?
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It's so hot.
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Yeah, it's hot.
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I'm hot, everybody
at the table is hot.
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Yeah.
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What about that fan
right there, is that broken?
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No, it's-it's not broken.
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It's just, I forgot
to turn it on yesterday,
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and so today
it's very hot.
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Oh, I know what's going on.
Ah.
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You want me
to turn that fan on?
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Oh, I wouldn't say no
if you did. (chuckles)
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I got this.
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Ah, smart guy.
(chuckles)
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I've always wanted
to do this, actually.
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Well, now you've
got your chance.
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(all exclaim)
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Oh, much better.
(chuckles) Great.
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Maybe you can come back
every week and do that. (chuckling)
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(phone chirping)
Uh, maybe. That's a funny idea.
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Hey, hello?
I'm sorry, could you take that outside, please?
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Uh, hold on a second.
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Sorry about that.
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Beth:
Mm, no, it's totally cool.
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I haven't called
in such a long time.
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You still have my details?
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Yeah, Beth
on Knickerbocker, right?
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Yeah, yeah, that's me.
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Yeah, I remember you.
It'll be like 45 minutes, Beth.
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I'm so glad that you answered.
Thanks, man.
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Yeah, of course. Bye.
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Bye.
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Instructor:
Don't rush it, guys!
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(Orly shouting in Hebrew)
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Orly:
Yeah!
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Orly: You're here!
You're finally here!
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Instructor:
Who's next? Ah, okay.
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Oh, fuck!
Ooh!
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(wailing)
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(phone vibrating)
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(sobs, coughs)
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Hello?
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Luna (on phone):
Where are you?
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Everyone's calling about you.
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Yes, I know.
I'm sorry.
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I had the...
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(clears throat)
I had the flat tire.
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Luna:
Seriously, another flat?
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You better hurry
the fuck up, Esme.
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Okay, yeah, no,
I'll be there as soon as I can.
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(sniffs)
I'm... I'm sorry.
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Luna:
This is your last chance.
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Okay, bye.
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(sighs)
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(wailing)
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The exact same thing happened
to my brother Andy
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when he came and visited.
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These, aci-- uh,
I was gonna say "acidic."
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These acidic guys
came up to him? (laughs)
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These Hasidic guys
came up
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and like got him to go up
into their creepy apartment,
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and they wanted him to turn on
the air conditioner. Thank you.
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And he had no fucking idea
what they wanted
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because he was 'shrooming
really intensely that day.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Yeah, so he's there,
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like everything's imploding
in on him,
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the beards are dripping
and... it was horrible.
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His little mind
got crushed.
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What a nacht -mare.
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(laughing)
Exactly.
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Sounds like
an Aronofsky film.
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It was exactly like that.
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Ugh, thank you
for the water.
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No trouble, don't mind
my boob right here.
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I don't.
(laughs)
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Did you, uh, just quit smoking
for a while?
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Huh?
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You quit smoking weed
for a while?
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No. Oh, um...
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No, I'm sorry.
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I was cheating on you
just a little bit.
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It's like a
all-female collective, "The Cannabitches."
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Yeah, I've lost a couple
of clients to them before.
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Oops, sorry.
It's okay.
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I just like...
they're ladies.
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I wanna support
the ladies.
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You feel safe and...
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Look, it's great in theory.
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They-They do send
this very intense girl,
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and they are always late.
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Okay, so I was on time.
So are we back now?
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I don't know.
Let's see what you brought me.
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Here you go.
I recommend Sweet Cheeks.
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Okay, Sweet Cheeks,
why don't you... get us set up?
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You set it up.
You set it up.
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I refuse,
I brought it here.
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You have to.
Be a host, man.
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(ringing)
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Okay, interesting.
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I didn't mention this,
but that actually might be that girl right now,
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the intense girl
from the collective?
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This might be her right now.
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This is interesting.
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(buzzing)
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Fuck!
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Beth (on intercom):
Hi, I'm sorry, but, yeah, I'm all good now.
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Uh, excuse me, no.
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Uh, you-you can't do that.
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I'm so sorry, but you
took a really, really long time to get here,
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so I called somebody else
and they are here.
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I-I... No!
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Uh, okay, sorry, no, no,
you cannot do that to us.
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Once you call us,
that's it, okay?
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Hello!
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Bitch!
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Yeah, I-I think she's gone.
I think you're good.
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Okay, well, thank you.
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That was pretty fun.
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Thank you!
That was very fun.
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Till next time.
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Beth:
(laughing) Okay.
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Nice to see you.
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What is this shit?
Fuck, dude.
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You stealing my clients?
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How the fuck did you get
in the building?
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You broke the code
of conduct! (laughs)
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Hey, guys,
just chill out for a second.
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You better buy some
of my shit, you bitch.
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Are you fucking serious?
You were four hours late.
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Oh!
You can fuck off, you psycho cunt.
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You watch your fucking mouth!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Don't you touch me!
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(whispering)
Shut the fuck up.
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We are in a hallway
right now.
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I don't want
to get arrested, man.
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No, no.
I am not your man, okay?
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Don't bully me!
(whispering) Shut up, okay?
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This is not a situation
that is working out for you.
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I'm trying to bully you.
I just think you need to get out here, man.
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Listen, fuck-o, just because
you're speaking calmly right now
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does not mean that you get to
label me some hysterical bitch!
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Okay, okay.
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Here's 50 dollars, go.
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I don't want
your fucking money!
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Then what do you want?
Because it's really unclear.
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Just go! Right?
Nobody wants you!
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Hey.
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I'm sorry.
You were so aggressive, and I was trying to--
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Hey, come--
Whatever.
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(Beth laughs)
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(door locks)
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(grunts)
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Aw, fuck, man.
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00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,075
What the fuck
is this shit?
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Have a nice ride!
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(cackling)
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(siren whooping)
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Policeman (over speaker):
You're driving the wrong way. Dismount your bike.
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Yeah!
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(grunts)
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? I don't know
where I'm going ?
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00:10:36,325 --> 00:10:40,658
? But I know that
I'm going with you ?
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00:10:40,658 --> 00:10:44,200
? I don't know
where I'm going ?
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00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:48,533
? But I know that
I just know it ?
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00:10:48,533 --> 00:10:52,533
? You're standing in my light ?
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? My light ?
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00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:59,283
? ?
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? You're standing in my light ?
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? Don't be uptight
It doesn't feel right ?
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? Pound the pavement
yet another day ?
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? Are you all right?
You seem uptight ?
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? 'Cause I don't know
where I'm going ?
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? But I know that
I just know it ?
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? ?
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