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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,167 Woman: How is this still Brooklyn? 2 00:00:03,542 --> 00:00:06,042 Oh, my God. 3 00:00:06,917 --> 00:00:09,917 I love all these porches. 4 00:00:09,917 --> 00:00:11,167 These porches are amazing. 5 00:00:11,167 --> 00:00:14,250 Where the fuck are we? Ditmas Park. 6 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,042 Dude, if we had a porch like this, 7 00:00:16,042 --> 00:00:18,292 we would use the shit out of it! 8 00:00:18,292 --> 00:00:19,292 Oh, my God! 9 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:20,875 I would eat breakfast outside every day. 10 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:22,125 You could do your work outside. 11 00:00:22,125 --> 00:00:24,167 It'd fucking rock. Oh, my God. 12 00:00:24,167 --> 00:00:26,250 We'd only be able to eat breakfast outside 13 00:00:26,250 --> 00:00:28,167 six months out of the year. 14 00:00:29,167 --> 00:00:30,292 Ugh. 15 00:00:30,292 --> 00:00:32,000 Plus, I don't think any of these are rentals. 16 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,417 No, some of these have to be. 17 00:00:33,417 --> 00:00:35,917 We can go in on it with like a couple of other couples 18 00:00:35,917 --> 00:00:36,917 and rent a whole house. 19 00:00:36,917 --> 00:00:38,292 I'm not living with another couple. 20 00:00:38,292 --> 00:00:41,000 Okay, but I'm just saying, this is... 21 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,208 this is gorgeous out here. 22 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:45,333 It's really pretty. Fuck, man. 23 00:00:45,333 --> 00:00:47,000 Ezra: Here's a two-bedroom for 1,950. 24 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,125 Yes! I could have a studio at home. 25 00:00:49,125 --> 00:00:50,708 We'd save like 500 bucks a month! 26 00:00:50,708 --> 00:00:53,375 ...radish, lemon, olive oil and salt. 27 00:00:53,375 --> 00:00:54,375 It is so good. 28 00:00:54,375 --> 00:00:55,500 Glad you like it. 29 00:00:55,500 --> 00:00:57,708 Do you live around here? I do, I love it. 30 00:00:57,708 --> 00:00:59,125 It's like super chill. 31 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:02,208 I'm near the park. My rent's really cheap. 32 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,250 It's a good place. 33 00:01:04,250 --> 00:01:05,875 See? 34 00:01:05,875 --> 00:01:08,250 Hey, Sufjan Stevens lives out here. 35 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:11,208 And The National. That's kind of cool. 36 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:12,250 I don't know, babe. 37 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,750 My commute's already pretty fucking long. 38 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:16,250 Dude, you have to be real about this. 39 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,250 We have to move, our rent is going up. 40 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,375 We have a dining room. 41 00:01:19,375 --> 00:01:21,500 You're gonna die when you see how big it is. 42 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:23,958 And Sufjan Stevens lives like down the street. 43 00:01:23,958 --> 00:01:26,000 I feel like it's kind of about to happen out there. 44 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,500 I think it's "Suff"-Jan. Huh? 45 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,833 I say Suf-"yan." Whatever. 46 00:01:29,833 --> 00:01:30,875 The place is huge. 47 00:01:30,875 --> 00:01:32,833 The streets are like lined with sycamore trees, 48 00:01:32,833 --> 00:01:34,375 and there's all of these like Victorian... 49 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:35,500 basically mansions. 50 00:01:35,500 --> 00:01:36,875 We live in an apartment, not a mansion. 51 00:01:36,875 --> 00:01:38,000 Well, it's really nice though. 52 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,250 The basic like layout feels like a house. 53 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:42,583 It's gigantic, and it's so cheap. 54 00:01:42,583 --> 00:01:44,208 Come on, bro, we don't do Queens. 55 00:01:44,208 --> 00:01:46,625 Ditmas Park, it's by Prospect Park. 56 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:48,125 Sorry, guys, we don't deliver out there. 57 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,125 It's not out there. 58 00:01:49,125 --> 00:01:50,583 It's not very far from here. 59 00:01:50,583 --> 00:01:51,625 (chuckles) 60 00:01:51,625 --> 00:01:53,208 Right. (chuckles) 61 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,625 Miguel. 62 00:01:58,250 --> 00:01:59,375 (truck beeping) 63 00:01:59,375 --> 00:02:01,333 You got like this much... You gotta cut it. 64 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,208 (beeping) Whoa. 65 00:02:03,208 --> 00:02:05,375 (buzzing) Oh, shit! There's a-- There's a bee! 66 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,000 I'm sorry. 67 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,208 No, no, no. No, no, no. 68 00:02:08,208 --> 00:02:10,333 ? ? 69 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:13,750 Management was supposed to fix it two weeks ago. 70 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,333 Lying motherfuckers. 71 00:02:20,458 --> 00:02:22,750 We should have a housewarming party. 72 00:02:22,750 --> 00:02:26,250 We could get like 20 or 30 people in here. 73 00:02:26,250 --> 00:02:28,833 You think 20 or 30 people will come all the way out here? 74 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,375 Can you stop saying "out here?" 75 00:02:30,375 --> 00:02:31,625 Our friends are going to visit us... 76 00:02:31,625 --> 00:02:32,875 and eventually move out here. 77 00:02:32,875 --> 00:02:34,500 We're starting a trend. Okay. 78 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,250 And we gotta make it seem like it's not a big schlep. 79 00:02:36,250 --> 00:02:39,875 We've gotta go to every fucking party we're invited to, okay? 80 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,750 Ugh, dude, when I get off the train, 81 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,708 it's like I'm in another world. 82 00:02:45,708 --> 00:02:46,875 With trees. 83 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,625 And there aren't all those bratty Williamsburg kids 84 00:02:48,625 --> 00:02:51,375 having Mommy and Daddy pay the rent, you know? 85 00:02:51,375 --> 00:02:53,292 My parents still pay my rent. 86 00:02:53,292 --> 00:02:55,292 I know, Jen, but you're different. 87 00:02:55,292 --> 00:02:57,625 You don't deliver to Ditmas Park, do you? 88 00:02:57,625 --> 00:02:58,917 I don't know where that is. 89 00:02:58,917 --> 00:03:01,250 Of course, why would you? 90 00:03:01,250 --> 00:03:03,167 And Sufjan Stevens lives out there, so... 91 00:03:03,167 --> 00:03:05,167 My friend knows him. He used to live out there 92 00:03:05,167 --> 00:03:06,917 but he moved. 93 00:03:09,917 --> 00:03:11,042 I don't care. 94 00:03:11,042 --> 00:03:12,875 Is it coming? 95 00:03:12,875 --> 00:03:15,917 How long have we been waiting here, 25 minutes? 96 00:03:15,917 --> 00:03:17,042 Figure it out! 97 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:18,792 Woman (over loudspeaker): Ladies and gentlemen... 98 00:03:18,792 --> 00:03:19,792 man: What time is it? 99 00:03:19,792 --> 00:03:21,625 man 2: Showtime! Showtime! 100 00:03:21,625 --> 00:03:23,667 I guess the trek's not that bad. 101 00:03:25,417 --> 00:03:27,875 It's pretty fucking dope having all this space. 102 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,875 It's just that she kinda has an odor 103 00:03:29,875 --> 00:03:32,042 that seems to be seeping into our apartment. 104 00:03:32,042 --> 00:03:35,792 Dude, I've been waiting 15 fucking years for a ferret. 105 00:03:35,792 --> 00:03:36,792 All right? 106 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,917 I don't give a fuck what you want, man. 107 00:03:40,625 --> 00:03:43,167 (ice cream truck playing "Turkey in the Straw") Ooh, wanna get ice cream? 108 00:03:43,167 --> 00:03:45,542 Who's buying ice cream at midnight in the rain? 109 00:03:45,542 --> 00:03:48,042 (woman yelling, crying) 110 00:03:49,792 --> 00:03:50,917 (thunder rumbling) 111 00:03:50,917 --> 00:03:51,917 (man yelling) 112 00:03:51,917 --> 00:03:57,625 (ice cream truck playing "Turkey in the Straw") 113 00:03:57,625 --> 00:03:59,625 (whispers) And a turkey in the straw. 114 00:04:00,667 --> 00:04:02,292 (sighs) 115 00:04:02,292 --> 00:04:03,292 Shit. 116 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:09,292 Mm, love you. Love you. 117 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,792 woman (over telephone): Thank you for holding. 118 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,792 Okay, we can get a technician out there next Friday, 119 00:04:13,792 --> 00:04:15,417 between 8:30 and 5:30. 120 00:04:15,417 --> 00:04:16,375 Nah, nah. No. 121 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:18,542 I work from home. I run a business. 122 00:04:18,542 --> 00:04:20,417 That's not gonna work for me. 123 00:04:20,417 --> 00:04:23,500 So our place now is like twice as big, 124 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:24,917 but it's so much less. 125 00:04:24,917 --> 00:04:27,167 And there isn't like all that retail temptation everywhere, 126 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,542 you know, that we had in Williamsburg? 127 00:04:28,542 --> 00:04:30,000 Oh, my God, 100 percent. Great. 128 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,875 Every single time I walk down Bedford Avenue, 129 00:04:31,875 --> 00:04:33,542 I buy a new outfit. (laughs) 130 00:04:33,542 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, so, you know. 131 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,250 Okay, just like act normal. 132 00:04:37,250 --> 00:04:39,667 It's just like pre-war details, all that. 133 00:04:39,667 --> 00:04:41,000 That's pretty far out there though. 134 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,125 Yeah, well, the commute's actually not really that bad. 135 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:45,917 I mean, sometimes the trains get kind of messed up. 136 00:04:45,917 --> 00:04:47,667 woman (over loudspeaker): Ladies and gentlemen... 137 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:50,875 Because of construction, Stillwell Avenue bound... 138 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:52,917 I'm getting a lot of reading done right now, 139 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:54,917 like plowing through old issues of The New Yorker 140 00:04:54,917 --> 00:04:57,167 that've just been stacking up on my iPad. 141 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,542 (soda can clatters) 142 00:04:58,542 --> 00:05:00,375 What the fuck are we gonna do with all this fennel? 143 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:01,750 I don't know. We can freeze it. 144 00:05:01,750 --> 00:05:03,500 Hey, guys. Hey! 145 00:05:03,500 --> 00:05:04,500 Hi! 146 00:05:04,500 --> 00:05:06,167 I don't see you at yoga anymore, Reagan. 147 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:09,167 I know. I found the best new yoga place in our new neighborhood. 148 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,667 Hello? 149 00:05:11,667 --> 00:05:13,667 Actually, we're having friends over for dinner tonight, 150 00:05:13,667 --> 00:05:16,167 in our dining room. You guys wanna come? 151 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,000 Uh, yeah! Where's your new place? 152 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,875 Um, Ditmas Park? 153 00:05:19,875 --> 00:05:21,167 Fucking fucks. Right? 154 00:05:21,167 --> 00:05:23,875 I cannot believe he lied right to our face. 155 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,292 (mocking) Oh, yeah, oh, I'm sorry. 156 00:05:25,292 --> 00:05:28,250 I just realized we have plans. I can't go out there! 157 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,167 It's like he just remembered he had plans 158 00:05:30,167 --> 00:05:31,250 after he HopStopped it. 159 00:05:31,250 --> 00:05:32,750 I didn't even wanna hang out with them. 160 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:34,667 God! (grunting) 161 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:37,542 My God, what the fuck is that? 162 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:40,417 They're rich. They could've taken a car here. 163 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:43,000 Q train's shut down again next weekend. 164 00:05:46,542 --> 00:05:50,500 (ice cream truck playing "Turkey in the Straw") 165 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,667 Please tell me we're not out of weed. 166 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:55,542 Jen was gonna bring it. 167 00:05:57,542 --> 00:05:59,542 She fucked us! 168 00:05:59,542 --> 00:06:01,667 Yeah, she fucked us. 169 00:06:03,500 --> 00:06:05,875 (humming indistinctly) 170 00:06:07,042 --> 00:06:08,292 ? My door is open wide ? 171 00:06:08,292 --> 00:06:10,042 (ice cream truck music playing) 172 00:06:10,042 --> 00:06:11,625 (horn honking) 173 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,625 What the fuck, man? Get out of the way! 174 00:06:13,625 --> 00:06:15,792 Oh, Jesus Christ! (horn blaring) 175 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,917 (music playing) 176 00:06:20,042 --> 00:06:21,750 What the fuck? 177 00:06:21,750 --> 00:06:23,917 (music continues playing) 178 00:06:25,542 --> 00:06:27,917 Congratulations, you made it to the red light first. 179 00:06:29,917 --> 00:06:31,542 Please share the road, man. 180 00:06:31,542 --> 00:06:32,792 Fuck you, man. 181 00:06:32,792 --> 00:06:34,542 You're riding in the middle of the bumbaclot road. 182 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:36,542 There are kids darting out into the street 183 00:06:36,542 --> 00:06:38,042 because you're selling ice cream, man. 184 00:06:38,042 --> 00:06:39,417 You gotta be fucking careful. 185 00:06:39,417 --> 00:06:41,000 What'd you say to me? Kids are darting out-- 186 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:42,042 You want a piece of me? Huh? 187 00:06:42,042 --> 00:06:43,167 You see this right here? 188 00:06:43,167 --> 00:06:44,375 Shit. Let me show you something. 189 00:06:44,375 --> 00:06:45,542 Not for me. 190 00:06:45,542 --> 00:06:47,667 Driver: Watch where you're riding that thing, man! 191 00:06:47,667 --> 00:06:48,792 Hey, Evan! Evan: Hey. 192 00:06:48,792 --> 00:06:49,875 What's up, man? 193 00:06:49,875 --> 00:06:51,042 Uh, this may be out of your range, 194 00:06:51,042 --> 00:06:52,417 but do you go to Ditmas Park? 195 00:06:52,417 --> 00:06:55,375 It's in between East 18th and East 19th. 196 00:06:55,375 --> 00:06:56,667 You sure it's not too far for you? 197 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,625 Reagan: It's not that far! Sh-sh. 198 00:06:58,625 --> 00:07:00,875 Fuck it, why don't I just try it this one time, and we'll see if it works? 199 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:02,375 Oh, my God, thank you so much, dude. 200 00:07:02,375 --> 00:07:04,625 The Guy (on phone): I'll be like... Can I move you last? 201 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:05,792 Yeah, of course. 202 00:07:05,792 --> 00:07:08,750 All right, so I'll be like an hour, hour and a-- 203 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,625 Can you help me? Ezra (on phone): An hour and a half. 204 00:07:10,625 --> 00:07:11,750 Got it, man. All right, later. 205 00:07:11,750 --> 00:07:13,125 Man (on phone): What's up, man? 206 00:07:13,125 --> 00:07:14,458 Jesus Christ, what happening, bro? 207 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:16,500 Talk to me, man. Hello? 208 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:18,250 Hello? Who is this? 209 00:07:18,250 --> 00:07:19,875 Some dude just handed me the phone. 210 00:07:19,875 --> 00:07:22,000 What's going on? My brother Rob, he's in diabetic shock. 211 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,625 Oh, shit. I think he wandered off. 212 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:25,750 Do you have something sweet, like some juice or something? Yeah. 213 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:26,875 Oh, thank you so much, man. 214 00:07:26,875 --> 00:07:29,958 (ice cream truck music playing) 215 00:07:31,458 --> 00:07:32,458 Hey, man! 216 00:07:32,458 --> 00:07:33,875 Hey, I gotta get an ice cream right now. 217 00:07:33,875 --> 00:07:35,000 Get outta here, man. No, dude. 218 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:36,500 Listen, I'll pay you. Get out of here. 219 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,833 There is a guy down the street. 220 00:07:37,833 --> 00:07:39,500 He's in diabetic shock. Fuck you, get out of here. 221 00:07:39,500 --> 00:07:41,083 Dude, this guy's going to fucking die. No! 222 00:07:41,083 --> 00:07:42,500 Get outta here, man! 223 00:07:42,500 --> 00:07:44,750 Fuck you! I got your fucking face, man! 224 00:07:44,750 --> 00:07:46,250 Get the fuck outta here! 225 00:07:46,250 --> 00:07:50,000 Pick up your phone. This is Ezra. 226 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,375 It keeps going to voice mail. 227 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:54,000 How long has it been, two-and-a-half hours? 228 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,250 Reagan: Ugh! I feel like we're being punished for moving here. 229 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:59,708 Yeah, because we are being punished for moving here. 230 00:07:59,708 --> 00:08:02,125 You can't even buy fucking drugs in this neighborhood. 231 00:08:02,125 --> 00:08:03,583 (car horns honking) 232 00:08:03,583 --> 00:08:06,458 The trains keep getting fucked up past Seventh Avenue. 233 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:08,833 What the fuck is going on out there? 234 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,083 Ugh! I feel like unless you're born rich 235 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,708 or have some corporate fucking soul-crushing job, 236 00:08:13,708 --> 00:08:15,750 you can basically just go fuck yourself! 237 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:18,250 So what, this guy's not even gonna show up? 238 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:19,958 He's not gonna call or anything? 239 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,333 (urinating) 240 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:22,625 We should've never moved here! 241 00:08:22,625 --> 00:08:25,125 Ezra, we couldn't afford anything else! 242 00:08:25,125 --> 00:08:26,750 It's that fucking broker's fault. 243 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:27,875 He fucking fucked us. 244 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:29,458 It's not the broker's fault. 245 00:08:29,458 --> 00:08:32,500 Yeah, you know what? It is, actually. 246 00:08:32,500 --> 00:08:34,375 He had a plan the whole time. (toilet flushes) 247 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,500 He took us to that fucking expensive place 248 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,500 that was way out of our price range first, 249 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:39,708 then he takes us here, 250 00:08:39,708 --> 00:08:42,125 then he took us to that goddamn shitbox 251 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,000 by the projects. (water running) 252 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,458 He knew what he was doing the whole time! 253 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:48,208 Ugh, and he kept texting when he was driving us around. 254 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:50,708 We should have gotten out of his fucking car right then and there. 255 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:53,958 Yeah, instead we write him a check for $2,500. 256 00:08:53,958 --> 00:08:56,708 (scoffs) Sneaky little motherfucker! 257 00:08:58,708 --> 00:09:02,083 I feel like we're spending our money on nothing now. 258 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,958 We're taking cars to Bushwick. 259 00:09:03,958 --> 00:09:07,083 We're buying $275 clogs. 260 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:09,000 Those are the only shoes I wear. 261 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,000 Are they? Yes. 262 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,708 How about $125 at Marlow & Sons? 263 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:14,375 Or pot for that matter? 264 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,875 That's a necessary expense. 265 00:09:16,875 --> 00:09:18,208 Oh, really? Is it? 266 00:09:18,208 --> 00:09:20,625 Yeah! It's medication! 267 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:23,333 I need it so I can stand my fucking job, 268 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,500 so I can make money, so I can pay rent 269 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:26,875 for this busted-ass place. 270 00:09:26,875 --> 00:09:30,125 My only point is it's one of our biggest expenses. 271 00:09:30,125 --> 00:09:31,250 That's all. 272 00:09:31,250 --> 00:09:32,458 And the way you're acting right now 273 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:34,750 is a little disproportionate to the situation. 274 00:09:34,750 --> 00:09:36,625 (deep sigh) 275 00:09:36,625 --> 00:09:39,500 Well... fuck! 276 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,333 It's just something that people do. 277 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:46,125 Some people buy two Frappuccinos a day. 278 00:09:46,125 --> 00:09:49,000 Yeah, those people are also spending too much money, 279 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:50,958 and they're gonna die of diabetes. 280 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,250 Well, whatever. 281 00:10:02,583 --> 00:10:04,583 Look, I'm with you. (sighs) 282 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:08,375 We could probably stand to cool it with the weed. 283 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:11,125 It's a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. 284 00:10:11,125 --> 00:10:15,125 I mean, we can totally take this dude flaking out on us 285 00:10:15,125 --> 00:10:20,000 as like... like an opportunity to change. 286 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,833 That's a good idea. 287 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:22,875 New place, new us. 288 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:23,958 Yeah. 289 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,875 And life's not so shitty that... 290 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:29,875 we have to be stoned for all of it. 291 00:10:29,875 --> 00:10:31,083 Right. 292 00:10:31,083 --> 00:10:33,583 I mean, when you really think about it, 293 00:10:33,583 --> 00:10:35,708 we're like two of the most comfortable people 294 00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:39,375 that have ever existed in all of humanity. 295 00:10:39,375 --> 00:10:40,625 True dat. 296 00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:46,000 I'm gonna do the curtains. 297 00:10:47,333 --> 00:10:48,375 Did we pack that Fernet? 298 00:10:48,375 --> 00:10:50,750 That is just what I was thinking. 299 00:10:52,125 --> 00:10:53,500 (doorbell buzzes) 300 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:55,708 What do we do? 301 00:10:57,375 --> 00:11:00,333 (doorbell buzzing) 302 00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:05,500 They fucked me. 303 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,250 I don't know, guys. I guess I remembered the wrong address. 304 00:11:09,250 --> 00:11:10,375 Sorry about that, man. 305 00:11:10,375 --> 00:11:11,375 Is this my house? 306 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:14,083 No, no, we're going to your house next. 307 00:11:14,083 --> 00:11:15,625 Okay, I thought we were going to my house. 308 00:11:15,625 --> 00:11:17,458 No, we are going to your house. (door buzzing) 309 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:18,833 Oh, okay. 310 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,750 Bye! Stay there! 311 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:28,208 ? ? 312 00:11:35,208 --> 00:11:37,375 ? ? 313 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:48,333 (no audible dialogue) 314 00:11:48,383 --> 00:11:52,933 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22887

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