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Woman:
Contract your core. With control. With speed.
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Eight. Six.
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Four, three,
two, one. Perfect.
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Thank you.
Hey, Scott!
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It's Scott, right?
Yeah.
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I think you forgot this.
Oh, thank you.
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It's yours, right?
Yeah.
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(sighs)
Such a good class.
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God, I love
Jocelyn's classes.
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Yeah, she's great.
Yeah, she's really good.
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I've been taking her class
for a long time.
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Well, thanks
for the hat.
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Do you wanna walk?
Which way are you walking?
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Oh, I have
another class right now.
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Another...
Gym class.
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Gym class?
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(hesitantly) Yeah.
Whoa.
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I'm doing this
two-a-day thing. It's fun.
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Cool.
It's like a rope... gym.
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I'm late to it. I'm sorry.
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All right. Well, are you gonna
take her class on Thursday?
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Oh yeah. I'm here
six days a week. Okay, cool.
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Thanks for the hat.
All right, see ya.
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Bye.
Bye.
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? ?
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Instructor:
So, ready? And release.
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And swing up, drop your foot.
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Swing up, drop your foot.
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And now, invert.
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Yeah!
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? ?
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(whistles)
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(sizzling)
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An interesting observation
that I had yesterday
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when I was listening
to another practitioner...
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(phone chimes)
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(beeps)
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(phone chimes)
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? ?
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(beeps)
(breathes deeply)
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(hisses) Ah!
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(woman on computer)
Yeah. Fuck me up.
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(phone chimes)
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(beeps)
(breathes deeply)
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(phone chimes)
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(phone alarm buzzes)
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(beeps)
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(woman on computer)
Oh! Oh yes!
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(beeps)
(breathes deeply)
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? ?
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(phone camera clicks)
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(man on computer)
You may be feeling depleted.
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You may be feeling vulnerable.
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You may even be exhausted.
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But I need to tell you
that's all normal.
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(beeps)
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(sighs)
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? ?
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(phone chimes)
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Jocelyn:
One, two. Good job!
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Yes, really slow it down.
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Use that resistance.
Use that resistance.
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Good job. Try.
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(phone camera clicks)
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(muffled music & chattering)
(breathing hard)
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Kellie:
I mean, ever since she passed away,
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my dad's been
really introverted.
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So now that he, like, wants
to make this big exploration period for himself
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and... go to fucking
Burning Man
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and, like, do whatever
he's gonna do,
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I mean,
what am I gonna say?
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Here you go, guys.
Have a great night. Oh, wait, I've got this.
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Oh, no, no, no.
Oh yes.
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I won that, really easily.
Thank you, then.
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That was great.
Oh, are you ti-ti?
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Um... it's just a thing
I'm trying.
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What does that mean, exactly?
Umm...
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Polyphasic sleep?
Yeah.
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It's also called
"da Vinci Sleeping"
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or "The Uberman Schedule."
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Wait, so how many hours
of sleep do you get in a day?
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Uh... two.
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Two?
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I'm up 22 hours a day.
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What happens
if you miss a nap?
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Apparently,
you fall apart.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Well, when is
your next nap?
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Soon.
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And where were you
planning on doing that?
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Uh... I was gonna suggest
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that we go get massages
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and I was gonna
tell the masseuse to let me sleep for 20 minutes.
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My God, you're so clever.
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You wanna just
come back to my place?
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Nap?
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Woman: One for you,
and over here.
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And one for you as well.
Happy Halloween.
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(man shouts)
(people scream)
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Whoo!
(both laugh)
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Makes me hard, man!
All right.
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Woman:
It was good, right? Yeah, that was a good one.
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God! Every year, though,
'cause we got married on Halloween,
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so it's our anniversary.
Instead of going anywhere, we're just like, "Ah!"
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You know what I mean?
Well...
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Yeah.
...the spookers will spook.
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You know us.
Mm-hmm.
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So, what are you?
Oh, take a look.
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School shooter.
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He's a pot dealer.
Christ, Katie.
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Okay, fuck you. Okay?
I just needed a moment.
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I see that now.
It's not that easy.
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It's full of pots.
I see it.
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It's a tricky one.
No, I get it.
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No, it's good.
Man 2: Hello.
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Oh, hi!
Happy Halloween!
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Happy Halloween to you.
"The Book of Mormon."
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I love that musical so much.
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Well, perhaps
you would enjoy reading the real "Book of Mormon."
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Are you serious, bud?
I-I-- oh!
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You coming to my house,
bro, and dropping
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this "Book of Mormon"
bullshit on us?
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We're just trying
to have a good time.
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This is Halloween.
Absolutely.
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I don't know
if you can look right here at the front of this house--
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Hey, happy anniversary.
Thank you.
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Do we? Do we?
(phone chirps)
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Hey, Kellie.
(on phone) Hey, happy Halloween.
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You too.
You still at home?
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Kellie: Yeah.
How long will you be?
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You know, I'll be like...
15 minutes. (beeps)
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(whispers)
Can you just text me when you get here?
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Don't buzz, okay?
The Guy: Yes.
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Thank you.
Yeah, see ya.
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Already got fucking Christmas,
all right?
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Man, they just
get me heated. I know. It's okay.
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Let's have some fun.
Oh, we've got a zombie Joe Biden coming.
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(Kellie whispers)
Thank you, sir.
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(whispers)
Is he okay?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He's sleeping.
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No, he's--
he's an Uberman.
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Hey, how do
you like that thing?
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Oh my God, I love it.
It's the best.
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Yeah, it's way better
for your throat.
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Do you wanna
try some? Yeah.
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(pot clangs lightly)
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(pots clanging)
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(pots clanging)
(whispers) Shit.
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(clanging loudly)
Shit.
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(whirring)
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(moans)
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I pretty much exclusively drink
carbonated water these days.
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Here you go.
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It seems like that'd be bad
for your calcium absorption. Hmm?
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Ah, that was fucking stupid.
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Sorry.
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Scott, I am seriously...
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seriously impressed
with your commitment to this shit.
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Ah.
Have you always been like this?
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It's kind of freakish, right?
No! I mean, I love it.
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(moans)
No, seriously, it's really inspiring.
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Before...
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I started taking
Jocelyn's class,
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back when she was at Soul Cycle,
I mean, I was a fucking wreck.
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I used to sit around all day,
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smoke cigarettes
and that sort of shit.
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But...
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when I realized
that it was... up to me...
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(chuckles)
then things really started to change for me.
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And then I was just like,
"All right. Let's do this."
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And I know it sounds
totally gay and culty,
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but Jocelyn
kind of saved my life.
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No, I mean...
I get it. Do you--
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do you want some of this?
Oh no. I'd just fall asleep.
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And I've got five hours
before I get to sleep again.
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Well, then...
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if you need...
help staying awake...
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Kellie: Oh my God,
these are so beautiful. Thank you.
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So...
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what happened...
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with your ex?
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Why we split up?
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I'll tell you
my fucked up shit if you tell me yours.
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It was sort of complicated.
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We just didn't even
have a chance
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to get to know each other
before we got married, you know?
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Yeah. I mean, Charlotte and I
got together senior year at college, so--
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Exactly.
I mean, I was...
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barely 20,
and he was 33,
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so, I mean, his life was
way bigger than mine,
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and I just sort of...
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got enveloped in it, I guess.
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I just didn't...
(sighs)
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I just didn't have
the self-esteem at that point
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to realize that my point
of view was totally valid.
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You know?
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Then...
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I met this woman...
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at a burlesque workshop
that I took.
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(laughs)
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And, I mean,
it was a little confusing.
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(chuckles)
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She was just
really confident and sexy,
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she knew herself,
and she was attracted to me.
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It's not like I'm a lesbian.
It was just a breaking point.
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You know what I mean? And...
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I don't know.
She gave me a way out.
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Wow.
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Intense.
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So... (chuckles)
enough about me.
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(laughs)
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What happened with you?
What went wrong?
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It's sort of complicated.
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It's a multi-layered situation,
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mostly philosophical.
Look, I'm Jewish.
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He was Catholic.
I didn't--
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Yeah, it was deeper
than just religion.
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She was closed off
to basic universal truths.
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Oh, my God.
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"The Power of Now"
is like my bible.
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Yeah, but I find Tolle
even a little passive.
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What?
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Qasim's much better.
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More active.
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He says we have
the ability to use our conscious free will
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to be the authors
of our own lives,
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to create the kind
of life we prefer,
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the kind of life
we deserve, you know?
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I mean...
right on.
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This Qasim
like your guru?
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Not a guru.
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No, he's a...
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multi-dimensional
alien angel
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who uploads
information telepathically
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to an individual in Arizona
named Tegan Freely.
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(laughs)
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Oh, I mean,
aliens are cool.
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Look, I know
it sounds bizarre,
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and Tegan's website comes off
a little esoteric to some,
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but...
(laughs)
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Qasim addresses all of that
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and so much more.
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I think you'd love it.
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No, I'm-I'm--
I'm sure.
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Wait. So...
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Charlotte...
didn't really get Qasim?
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She tried to.
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I knew it was over
when we were
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at Tegan's sacred geometry
workshop in Sedona.
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I mean, we were all there,
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hundreds of us standing
at the interdimensional gate...
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while Tegan
channeled Qasim to lead us in paradimensional intercourse.
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And there's part
of the ceremony that requires you
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to put these small crystals
inside your sex organs.
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It's--
it's incredibly difficult
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for the men,
as you can imagine,
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but the sex organs
are the center of our galactic activation portals.
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And you can harness
the most interstellar energy from there,
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which then gets downloaded
into the crystals
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which you then keep.
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? ?
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And Charlotte
wouldn't do it.
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And that's why
I knew it was over.
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She just didn't get it,
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and all she had
to do was slip it in.
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(people chattering)
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(phone chimes)
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? ?
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