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(alarm buzzing)
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(soft music plays)
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(birds chirping)
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(ducks quacking)
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Oh, a male cardinal!
Right there!
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It's a little late
in the season for that guy.
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Nature's little pinup.
Gotcha.
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Hey, Ellen. I love your
funky bag. Is that new?
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I suppose it is.
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I got it a couple
of weeks ago at Filene's.
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No, Nordstrom Rack.
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I always get
the two of those mixed up.
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Me too. It's all the same
"made in China" crap, right?
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(both chuckle)
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Saul, you're gonna
get us all arrested.
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Step off my balls, Ruth.
There's no fuzz out this early.
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(mouths)
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Oh! Red-breasted Nuthatch,
two o'clock.
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Ah, gorgeous little fuck.
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(phone rings)
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Good morning.
J.W. Staffing Solutions.
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(on phone) Hey.
It's Bill Sinclair. Is he in?
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He knows why I'm calling.
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Uh, he's busy at the moment.
Can I take your information, and he'll get back to you?
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Bill:
He's got my information.
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It's just our office
is going green.
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(man on phone)
Oh, I see.
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Ellen:
So, um, we'd like to discontinue
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the 12-ounce bottles.
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Woman:
We can schedule this for Monday, May 5th.
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So you can't fit me
in until May 5th?
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Woman:
Oh, I'm sorry. Unfortunately,
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that's the earliest time
that we have available. Ellen: It's just that...
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Woman:
Do you have somebody to accompany you that afternoon?
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Is it okay to wait two weeks?
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(phone rings)
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Good morning.
J.W. Staffing Solutions.
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Ruth: Hey, it's Ruth. You
wanna go to a movie tomorrow?
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Oh, that sounds great.
Yeah, what are you thinking of seeing?
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You know, Robert Redford
doesn't look so good anymore.
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Remember when he used
to look just like Brad Pitts?
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He was supposed to do
the lead in "The Graduate,"
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but they gave it
to Dustin Hoffman instead.
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Oh, want some of this?
No, thank you.
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I thought about Lisbon,
I thought about Barcelona,
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but I think I want to go to
Istanbul next but not by myself.
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I'm gonna do there
with a group.
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I mean, Sicily was fine,
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but Istanbul is a whole
nother can of worms.
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Hey, Ruth?
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I was wondering if you're busy
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on the afternoon of the 5th?
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Hospitals in this city
are so mismanaged.
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I can't believe they're letting
you suffer like this, for what?
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Two more weeks?
Corrupt jerks.
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Here, I cut you some apples.
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And you can't say no
because they match the napkins.
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Apple napkins?
Owls.
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It's all right, Ruth.
Really.
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The doctor feels like
we caught it in time,
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and he thinks
I'm gonna be fine.
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Well, I just don't know
why you've been keeping this to yourself.
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And you can't just not eat.
You're gonna disappear.
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So we are gonna order out.
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We got Chinese,
we got sushi...
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Oh! Oh, oh, oh!
And we got this great new hummus place.
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Ugh!
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You go ahead and choose.
I'm sorry.
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Even the thought
of that makes me nauseous.
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You know,
I have a thought.
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I know it may
seem a little radical,
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but you know who might
be able to help us out?
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Yeah, these are
really nice ladies, okay?
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They've never done
anything like this before.
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So don't be an asshole, OK?
Don't be a fucking weirdo.
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And don't be late, okay,
goddamn it?
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I mean, I'll get there
when I can, man. It's a pretty busy day for me.
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It's 420, weird-voice dude.
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Saul: Hey! Who the fuck is that?
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You think I don't
know that dipshit?
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All right, sorry.
Uh, just tell her to call me.
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Hey, man, do you
wanna try one of these?
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I know it looks complicated,
but it's actually-- yo!
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Um, it's actually--
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well, it's actually pretty
fucking complicated.
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Yeah, I do. Hey, man.
What happened to your hand? Are you okay?
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Oh, yeah. It actually
doesn't look so bad today.
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I think it looks better,
but I think I'm also just saying that
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cause I know you don't
have health insurance.
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(phone chirping)
Wanna get down on this, man?
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The Guy: Hold on a sec.
Ruth: Hi, um, how--
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Hi. Call me back, please.
Thank you. Great.
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Man: Grab this guy,
and let's scoop a little bit of this gunk onto there.
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Man 2:
Alrighty, you have a good one.
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(whistling)
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(phone chirping)
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Your business must
be doing very well.
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Yeah, it's like today's
the Thanksgiving of smoking pot or something.
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And this is the kind that
makes you wanna eat, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, it does that.
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Is it very strong?
I don't smoke.
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How much do you have to do
to make something happen?
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Oh, Ellen. You're gonna
have such a good time.
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I remember--
gosh, this was years ago--
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Jerry and I got free tickets
to a Steely Dan concert.
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Jerry got high.
Of course I didn't,
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but I must have
gotten a contact high
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because when we got home, I ate
two boxes of French bread pizza.
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Yeah. You know,
just a toot's gonna do you.
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I'm sorry I could only
roll this one joint, ladies. So sorry.
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You know, you can
go down to the West Village and get a pipe there,
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or, you know, in a pinch,
you can just carve a pipe out of an apple or something like that.
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Ruth: Huh! An apple?
The Guy: Yeah.
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That's so clever.
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Did you think of that?
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Oh, no. People do that.
That's--
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that's something people do.
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You can Google it.
I'll see you guys later.
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You have my phone number.
It was really nice to meet you.
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Sorry about the tea,
but thank you so much.
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Uh, bye!
(door opens, closes)
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I don't know,
I'm very nervous about this.
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I'm gonna do it with you, hon.
We'll put on some jazz music.
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Yeah! We'll just have ourselves
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a funky little ladies night.
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(giggles)
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Yeah, man. I know,
I know, I know, I know. So you're on the list.
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I got a couple more to go to,
but then it's you. Okay?
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Man on phone:
I'm just checking, man. Don't sweat it.
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Thank you. Bye-bye.
See you later.
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(phone chirps)
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Hello?
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I think I'm having a stroke.
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My lips are numb.
They're tingling.
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Oh God, oh God, oh God!
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And I can't feel my arm.
Okay, listen.
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You're not having a stroke.
You need to take a deep breath,
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you just got to,
like, chill out. Don't try to kiss me.
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Don't kiss me!
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Ruth, he's just
trying to help.
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No.
Ruth: Oh, God!
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Oh...
Ma'am, listen.
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Hey, hey, listen.
No one's getting kissed tonight, okay?
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You just have to relax.
All right? You need to relax just for a second.
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Look. Look.
I have a magic box.
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Ever seen this before?
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I'm going to put this
magic box over your head,
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and when I do,
you're just gonna...
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(mouthing words)
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...out in the first place.
It's a magic box.
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It's a lot of fun.
And it's going to make you feel...
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Take that fucking
box off my head!
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Off my head! Oh! Ellen!
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Make him take this box
off my head, damn it!
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Damn it! What?
There's not-- there's--
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(Ellen laughs)
It's not funny!
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There's not really
a box on your head.
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It's not funny!
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Is it off?
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All right. I have to go.
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I have a lot
of other stuff to do.
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This is a lot of fun.
I'm having a good time.
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Bye, guys!
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(door closes)
God. What the fuck?
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(jazz plays)
Ruth: Ellen?
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Are you there?
Where did you go?
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I'm in here.
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(music plays)
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