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(potato chips crunching)
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(crunching continues)
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Um, yeah, as you know,
I'm a heavy drinker.
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Yeah. Yeah, I heard.
But the Norwegians put me to shame.
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Yeah.
They said the food was good, but I don't remember anything.
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Well... (laughs)
But...
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Mmm...
Anyway, we missed you.
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Aw, man, I know.
But, uh, you know,
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I gotta save my air miles,
and Oslo's fucking expensive,
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everybody's getting
married in far-off places,
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like, it's just--
and Annie wants to go to Mexico this year, so...
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I see how it is.
Soon, I'll be flying to your wedding.
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That's the idea.
Hey, baby.
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Annie:
Hey, babe. I'm talking to Chad.
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Oh, fun!
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Hey, Chad. How you doing?
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Annie, I love your turban.
Thank you. It's just for you.
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How was that wedding
that you were at?
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The wedding was beautiful.
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A wonderful expression of love.
Mm...
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And, uh, another one
bites the dust.
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Aren't you coming
next week to Dinah's?
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Mm-hm. Yeah, uh, Chad's
gonna crash with us, baby.
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Oh, get out.
That's so fun.
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Wait, I thought you
were gonna stay at the little FIT girl's house?
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The little anorexic one.
Nope.
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We had a bit
of a falling out, let's say,
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when she came
to visit me in Phnom Penh. Mm...
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Yeah. She's immature.
So...
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Well, yeah, you're obviously
welcome here at all times.
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Yeah.
We're just so boring.
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We're gonna have a great time.
Yeah.
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It's gonna be a good time.
Yeah, actually, I have to get ready for work now,
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but I guess I'll
see you next week.
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Annie, great to see you.
Good to see you, Chad.
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(Kabir laughs) Okay, man.
I'll-- I'll see you later.
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I'll talk to you soon,
all right?
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Kabir, thank you
for waking up early
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to talk to me
over the Internet.
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Ah, I've been up for an hour.
Annie: Kabir!
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You left fucking crumbs
on the bed again!
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Man on radio:
I would not have spent New Year's Eve...
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Chad:
You didn't hang up.
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Oh, shit, Kabir, still?
(air mattress pump whirring)
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Do you remember
that time after Dillo Day
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he ate that whole baked ham?
With the dipping sauces!
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Kabir: Yes, yes.
(laughter)
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Yeah! And you were like,
"Who ate my ham?"
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You did!
We were watching you!
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Oh, that was so cute!
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We have to put alarms
on the kitchen cabinets again.
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Little baby locks.
Little baby locks. I never-- that's--
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Stop. I'm not baby locks.
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Um, why don't we go out
and get a night cap?
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I got to be
at the hospital, like, 9:00.
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Look, I'm, like, eight hours
ahead right now, so I'm awake.
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I mean, I have
to be up super early. I would otherwise.
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I met up with Berit
before I boarded the plane. Oh, shit.
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The hot 43-year-old?
Baby! Come on.
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We had an interesting time.
Kabir: Yeah, I know what that is.
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We had three
interesting times.
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That's our cue
to go to bed. Yeah, we, uh...
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We, like, need
a serious eight hours.
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Oh, I heard
about people like that.
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And that's a joke,
Annie, and I like you.
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Um, can I get the keys?
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What's your name?
Rachel.
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What's your name?
Sh! Chad.
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(Chad, Rachel moaning)
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(air mattress pump whirring)
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Kabir:
I know, I know, all right?
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The hospital was crazy,
but I'll be five minutes.
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It's fine. Don't worry. Just
the car is coming in 20 minutes.
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So can you wake him up?
What? Chad, dude.
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Wake up, wake up, wake up.
Dinah's wedding!
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He can take his own car.
Dinah's wedding! Fifteen minutes!
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He can take his own car.
Kabir: He's not gonna take his own car.
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It's snowing!
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Thank you so much,
Dinah's cousin. (coughs)
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There.
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It's Isabelle.
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And no problem.
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You want some, dude?
No.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Annie:
Kabir! What are you doing?
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Can we get out of here, please?
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(laughs)
Hey.
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Yo, I think we might
stay out a little while.
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Yeah.
Um, can I get your keys?
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Yeah, okay.
Annie: Kabir!
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Okay.
Annie: It's really cold.
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Thank you.
Bye!
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Hurry home.
(laughs) Run!
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(both laugh)
So on which side are you cousins? Of Dinah?
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Isabelle: My mom.
I mean, the mom. Moms.
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The mom. The mother.
Moms are sisters. Sister-moms.
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(Chad, Isabelle moaning)
Isabelle: Yeah.
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(Kabir snores)
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Isabelle:
Oh my god. Stop.
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Looks like my flight's
been canceled.
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(electric pump whirring)
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Whoo!
Yeah!
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Well, well, well!
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Under-arm, please, Annie.
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I have my own style, Chad.
Okay?
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Chad:
Well, it's illegal in this game.
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I mean, are we keeping
track of rules? They're fine.
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Chad: Kabi, this spring
do you wanna do the Mont Blanc trail with me?
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Whoo!
There you go! Her style works.
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Kabir:
Like, climbing a mountain?
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It's not all climbing.
Sometimes you descend and--
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you in?
Oh, yeah?
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Uh, you know, we gotta--
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We actually have
been planning the Mexico trip
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for a whole year now, so...
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Yeah, we're gonna
go to Mexico.
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Yeah.
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(clanks)
Nice!
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Okay.
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Mystery of the ages.
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So... ta-da!
That's for you.
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So is this, like,
some pickup-artist shit?
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Uh, no, I don't do that.
I'm a proud asexual.
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Huh.
Yeah, I just love magic.
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Wow. I don't think
I've ever met an asexual.
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You definitely have.
We're all over the place.
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(phone chirps)
Very interesting.
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Yeah. Psst!
Hold on one second.
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Hi, Isabelle.
Here's some literature.
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Isabelle: Hey, dude.
I'm not at home. Thank you.
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Can you come
to my friend's house?
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Yeah, I'll come out there.
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The Guy:
Dude, whatever you are making
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smells fucking amazing, man.
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Oh, thanks.
It's just root vegetables
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in the pressure cooker.
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That's just root vegetables?
That's it.
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I'm making a soup.
Why don't you stick around?
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I'm making more
than we could eat. Oh, no, no.
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Why? You totally should stay!
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You should totally stay.
Stay. Why not?
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Come on.
You have somewhere else to be?
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Yeah, where do you have to be?
Stay. Totally stay.
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Why not?
You must stay.
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Okay, fuck it, dude!
I'll stay.
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I'm making a chocolate
cardamom space cake
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for dessert.
Delicious.
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Is he inviting
this guy to dinner?
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Yeah, I think it
sounds like that.
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He's, like, a pot dealer.
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Hey, baby?
Mm-hm?
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What's up?
Are you happy?
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Am I happy?
With us?
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Yeah, I'm super happy.
Aren't you happy?
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I'm really happy.
I love you. I'm incredibly happy.
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I love you.
What's this about? I just--
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I don't know, I just feel
like we don't go out anymore.
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We haven't had sex
in, like, a month.
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I've been trying.
You're always--
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Look, things have been crazy,
okay, with work and with your LSATs.
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And, you know,
we've got a plan. That's...
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All right. Well,
I just want you to know that
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if you want to go
on the long trail
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in Mont Blanc,
I want you to go.
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I don't wanna go.
Okay, good.
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I didn't want you to go anyway.
Of course not.
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But if you want to go,
you can go. We're going to Mexico.
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I want to go
to Mexico with you.
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Holy shit, dude.
That was fucking delicious.
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Fucking delicious.
Thank you.
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Who's ready for some
chocolate cardamom space cake?
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Dude, I'm so stoned.
That would just put me to sleep.
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Chad, I wanna vomit just so I
can taste your food again, man.
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(laughs) Okay, that's gross.
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Yeah, that's a weird thing.
I'm gonna go there.
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I said a weird thing.
That's okay.
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I'm gonna leave this place.
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Thank you so much. Isabelle,
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please call me again.
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I will.
Guys, nice to meet you.
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See you guys!
All: Bye!
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Annie, I'm assuming you're
a big "no" on the space cake.
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You're psychic, Chad.
But, uh, Kabir?
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No, man. I'm on call
tomorrow, so I can't.
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Do you want just a puff?
No, because I'm on call, so...
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You guys hear that Dinah's
family spent $60,000 on that wedding?
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Yeah.
Chad: I think that's disgusting.
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$60,000?
Kabir: Yeah.
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That's insane.
That's a lot.
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When I got married,
we just went to City Hall,
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and then had a barbecue
in the park,
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and it was only $400,
and it was awesome.
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Wait, so you're currently
married, or you were married?
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She's in an open marriage.
Present day.
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She's in an open marriage.
Oh...
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Don't even think about it.
Whoa. Don't.
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You don't need to look at me.
You're smiling.
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Well, you know, it's--
uh, it's interesting.
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I think it's beautiful.
Annie: You would think that's beautiful, Chad.
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I would, and I do.
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So, like, your husband
knows that you're here,
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and he's fine?
Isabelle: Oh, yeah, yeah.
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He's on the Coachella Cruise
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with our really
good friend Chloe right now.
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They're having a blast.
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So, like, you don't ever
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feel, like, a little jealous
or resentful?
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You're making it negative.
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Kabir: No, she's not--
I'm not jealous.
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Annie: I'm entitled
to my own opinion, Chad.
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Of course. Of course.
Negative opinion.
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People ask a lot of questions,
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and that's
totally valid and fair,
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but it's really lovely.
We mostly just date our friends.
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It's just like--
it's all love, you know?
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That kind of thing.
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I mean, you guys used to fuck,
and that's not a problem? No.
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Kabir: What?
No.
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No?
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What's she talking about?
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Is she--
is she fucking serious? (Chad clears throat)
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(knock on door)
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I'll get the door.
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Kabir:
Wait, is she serious?
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When? When did you
used to fuck?
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Annie: Baby.
It was sophomore year,
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and I thought someone
would have told you. Annie: I honestly forgot.
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Kabir: Someone didn't tell me.
Yeah.
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Chad: I thought she
would have told you by now.
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Hey, guys, I forgot
about the money... (laughs)
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Oh, shit.
So, uh...
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Sorry, man. Kabir,
I'll get you back for this.
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(shouts)
What the--
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(phone rings, buzzing,
speaks indiscernibly)
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00:09:47,699 --> 00:09:50,949
(computerized voice)
Fuck. Hello?
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00:09:50,949 --> 00:09:52,449
(woman on phone)
Dr. Kahn? Yeah? Uh, yes? No.
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00:09:52,449 --> 00:09:53,824
Woman: Dr. Brenner's
trying to locate you.
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00:09:53,824 --> 00:09:55,574
Did you receive our page?
Well, y-- yeah.
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00:09:55,574 --> 00:09:57,324
Woman: Can we let him
know you're on your way?
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00:09:57,324 --> 00:09:58,782
Yeah, yeah, I am. Yes, yes.
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00:09:58,782 --> 00:10:00,824
Of course.
Woman: He said to let you know that it's urgent.
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00:10:00,824 --> 00:10:02,824
(coughs) No...
Woman: Everything okay?
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00:10:02,824 --> 00:10:04,782
I was-- okay.
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00:10:04,782 --> 00:10:06,657
I'm, uh, on my way.
I'm on my way.
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00:10:06,657 --> 00:10:08,324
Woman:
Very good. We'll let him know.
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00:10:08,324 --> 00:10:09,824
Fuck!
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00:10:10,699 --> 00:10:13,324
Shit! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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00:10:13,324 --> 00:10:15,949
(door opens, closes)
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00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,574
Kabir:
Oh, shit.
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00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:22,157
(rock music plays)
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00:10:22,207 --> 00:10:26,757
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