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Original subtitles

(woman coughing)

(television playing)

(slurping)

(sigh)

(chuckles)

So when are you gonna shave that beard,

Grizzly Adams?

I'm gonna break out if I don't use the shaving cream

with the oatmeal extract and it's on backorder.

So, not for two to three weeks.

You could go to the store.

(upbeat music plays)

(woman coughing)

(slurping)

(coughing continues)

(television playing)

(woman coughing)

Oh, did I tell you about the sale,

the two-for-one moisturizers that I got?

(woman coughing)

For dry skin and I didn't read the fine print

and now I can't return them and it was totally wasteful.

Woman: You know what I think?

I'm gonna take a nap now, okay?

Okay.

(typing)

Patrick: Do you want one pill or two?

Sleep well.

(woman coughing)

(door buzzer)

(door creaks)

(woman coughing)

(television playing)

(door buzzer)

Oh, I'm sorry, the box. (chuckles)

Oh, that's heavy.

(woman coughing)

I'm sorry.

I really appreciate it.

(market music playing)

(phone chirping)

Hey man, what's up? Hey.

Same address? Yup. Same address.

Okay, I'll be forty-five minutes.

Forty-five minutes is perfect.

Alright, cool, dude, see ya later.

(television news playing)

Mom, is this shirt too bright?

(television news continues)

Mom?

(door buzzer)

(television news continues)

(door buzzer)

(woman coughing)

Hey, man. What is up?

Not much. Hey, let me ask you something.

How much would you pay for like

a really sweet dream catcher?

Fifteen to twenty?

Fuck, alright. Whatever.

You're looking good, man. That beard looks good on you.

Thanks, yours looks good on you too. That smells fantastic.

Oh, thanks. I just made peanut butter and jelly bars.

Woo. Do you have a tiny minute? I could cut them.

Yeah, I got a tiny minute.

Oh! Holy shit!

Have you seen this Helen Hunt thing

where she's jumping out of a window

and she's in high school and she's on crank? Desperate Lives?

Yes! 1982. Some of her best work.

That's like the early, early stuff.

Crazy, man. It was really great.

Well I saw that last week and I thought of you.

Really? Yeah, I thought it was funny.

People think it's funny but it's actually like really, really good acting

and like really committed, I would say.

Is this for me? Yeah.

There's peanuts in them.

I know. I know, dude. Obviously.

(television news continues)

Well, those were delicious.

Thank you. Want another one?

Not right now.

But maybe later.

Um, you like the Pink Kush, right?

Yep, she likes that.

Smooth, right? Yep.

Okay.

I don't know--

I thought--

I'm ready for another one right now.

Okay, good. I thought I had my wallet here.

Oh, no. Where'd you see it last?

Uh, it could be in the kitchen

or the...

Can you just look in the couch?

Yeah, I'll look in the couch.

I hope you don't get stuck here all night.

I can't do that. I gotta go places.

I do have to go soon.

Ah, you didn't really look. Here, it's right here.

Here ya go, man.

Great.

Um, and I made you this to-go thing of bars.

Bars!

Thank you. These were so good, I'm so glad...

uh, to have 'em.

Question? What?

Do you consider your skin dry or oily.

Oily.

Yeah, I thought oily.

Yeah. Me, too.

Cool, man.

Thank you so much for these.

These were really delicious. Okay.

Have a good week. You too.

See ya later, man.

(door closes)

(television playing)

(woman coughing)

? ?

(woman coughing)

? When I look around my heart ?

? I can see the doors have closed ?

? When I look around my heart ?

? I can see the words have spoken ?

? When I look around my heart ?

? I can see the world around ?

? Out there ?

? When I look around my heart ?

? I can see... ?

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