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Man: I'm throwing away the bones!
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Woman: Oh, Howard, I
was gonna make stock!
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Howard: You always say you're
gonna make stock and you never do!
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Woman: I've made stock!
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Howard: Hey, Gatsby, I see you!
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(Gatsby whining)
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You're gonna get it now.
You are in for it, mister.
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Come on. Come on.
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Chase, he's at it again.
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Chase: Gatsby! God bless it!
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(sighs) Get down!
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Howard, I am so sorry.
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Get out of here, get!
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Howard: Aren't you feeding this guy?
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Chase: Yeah, you know, he's
been acting up lately.
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You know, after everything with Tracy.
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I think he can tell something's
happening.
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Howard: Yeah, looks
like you're almost packed.
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When are you out of here?
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Chase: End of next week.
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Howard: Wow, that's soon.
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Chase: Yeah. Yeah, I'm ready.
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I asked them just to move
it along as fast as they could.
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Howard: Probably a good
time for a fresh start, huh?
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Chase: Yeah, I've always
wanted to live in New York City.
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Damn it, Gatsby!
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(whining)
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(barks)
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All right. Oh, hey, hey. Relax.
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Come on, Gats, just do your
business, all right?
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I got to get going, let's go.
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- (barks)
- Oh, don't worry, he's...
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- He's real friendly.
- Yeah. Let's go, Maise.
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(barking)
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Man: Hey, man, your
fucking dog took our ball!
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And he's shitting over there.
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Chase: I'm sor... He's
got a lot of energy.
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Come here, come here!
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Gats! Gats!
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- (yelps)
- Oh!
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Come on, baby. Hey, baby...
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You better control your
dog, motherfucker!
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Man, I am so sorry about your dog.
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? ?
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(sighs)
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Chase: Hey, Gats!
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How did you get into the biz?
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Woman (Australian accent):
Well, I was in a church...
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An ayahuasca church in Brazil,
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and halfway through the
ceremony I looked down
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and I was like, "Whoa, I'm
really close to the ground,
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and I also have paws."
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And then I was like, "Shit, I'm a dog."
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And when I got back to
the city I thought,
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"I have to work with dogs,
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and I am a dog."
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Chase: Uh, well, yeah.
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I've never been to church in Brazil.
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Um, but it sounds really
spiritual, so...
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Listen, I hate to run, but I am late.
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Uh, if he pushes you around on the walk,
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just give him a
smack on the behind, okay?
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You know what? I think we're
gonna have a great time.
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Uh, bye.
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- (door closes)
- (mockingly) Bye.
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Hey, hey! Stop.
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That's right. You stop right there.
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Stay.
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Stay.
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Now keep staying.
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All right, Gatsby, you come here.
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Good boy.
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Hi. Hi.
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Here's what I want you to know about me.
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I have the best motherfucking treats.
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You want one?
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Get in there.
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Here you go.
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This is gonna work out beautifully.
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Let's make some walkies.
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Oh, no, no, no. Don't
waste your pees on that.
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You wait till you see where we're going.
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Hey. Come on.
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Come on, Musso. Musso. Come on.
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Come on. Watch it, bud.
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All righty!
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Look there.
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We've got a new friend.
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Look who it is, this is Gatsby.
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Gatsby, this is Musso and Frank.
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Yeah, their butts smell really nice.
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Get on in there. All right.
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Let's go.
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Yes, please.
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Move it out. Move it out. Move it out.
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Off we go. Off we go.
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Come on. Off we go.
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Nice and easy. Come on, now.
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Yeah, that's it. That's it.
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Oh, this is so glorious.
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Nice walking.
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Off we go. Off we go. Off we go.
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Aah! How you feeling?
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We're about to run up on
some prime squirrel territory.
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You just take it nice
and easy. Super chill.
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Oh, hold up. I want some liquids.
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Hold up. Hold up.
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? ?
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? In the park of lovers ?
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? She walks like no other ?
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? When I stop ?
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? She picks up after me ?
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? In the cold weather ?
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? She puts on a sweater ?
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? Longing that ?
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? Till next Monday comes ?
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? ?
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Come on, friends. Off we go.
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Off we go. Off we go.
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Mama's got to get some cigarettes
before she goes to her other job.
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The soul-crushing one.
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I think that Musso is sometimes
jealous of Frank
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'cause Frank is so outgoing, right?
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But introverts are introverts,
and you just got to own it.
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Sit. Oh, what a good boy!
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You want a treat? I'll give you a treat.
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There you go, you beautiful thing.
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Yes, delicious.
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Yeah, you'd do anything for
a snack, wouldn't you?
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You're such a good boy.
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So we had a really
good first day together.
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Great poops today, huh?
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You're amazing.
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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You are better than most people, really.
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All right. I'll see
you tomorrow, Gatsby.
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Chase: Gats!
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(TV sportscast playing indistinctly)
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Hey, Gats, come here, buddy!
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Hey, man, you want some chicken?
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Suit yourself, dummy.
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- (woman murmurs)
- (keys jingle)
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(door opens)
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Look who it is!
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Yes!
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Oh, I missed you.
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I missed you, you beautiful thing.
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Oh. Oh, honey.
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Oh, you're a peester, meester.
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Aw, that's okay. We can clean that up.
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No need to be ashamed.
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I know she's my mom,
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and like, she wants a
return on the investment
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for raising me, but a
15-hour time difference
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makes conversation really
difficult, you know,
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- 'cause you're in these...
- Beth?
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- ...different transitional periods
of the day. - Is your name Beth?
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- Hey. I don't know if
you remember me. - Hi.
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Um, I'm Ian's sister, Phaedra.
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- Oh!
- We had Thanksgiving three years ago.
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- Yes, yes. Hi!
- Yes. Yeah.
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Good to see you.
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- Oh, yeah.
- (barks)
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
- Oh!
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You don't do that!
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Sit down. Sit down, baby.
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Yeah.
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So...
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I just wanted to say thank
you so much for speaking up,
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but if I need your
help, I'll let you know.
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Okay?
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Who's a stud?
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You are, you big boy.
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All right, you have fun tonight.
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Be good.
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See you Monday, bud.
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? ?
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Chase: All right. All right, yeah.
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Let's do this. You wanna go for a walk?
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All right, man.
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What a week, Gats.
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- ? In my loner hour ?
- (TV playing indistinctly)
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? I turn to my twin bed ?
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? For power ?
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(TV continuing)
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- (whining)
- ? And like a swimming pool ?
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Now you wanna go on a walk?
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You're a wack-a-doodle.
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Come on.
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? It gets me wet and cool ?
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Hey, I thought we were going for a walk?
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What's going on with you? Come on.
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Come on, man, it's cold
outside. Just do it.
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(barking)
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All right, All right, All right, come on.
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Chase: No kidding.
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Oh, that's a really
good retirement gift.
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Ah, jeeze, I wish I
could have been there.
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Oh, yeah. Everything's good.
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You know, the new place is nice.
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It's newly remodeled.
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I... just to be honest with you,
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I don't have time to
do anything but work.
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Sure, yeah.
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Um, I... I miss you, Tracy.
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? So in my stoner hour ?
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? Oh, how I float ?
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? Just wondering about her ?
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(sniffles)
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(crying)
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(TV playing indistinctly)
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(crying continuing)
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(whimpers)
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(Gatsby whines)
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(Chase sobbing)
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(whines)
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Aww...
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(sniffling)
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(keys jangle)
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? ?
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(door opens, closes)
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? Colder than the coast ?
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? And I... ?
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Beth: Yoo-hoo!
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? To tend to the rows ?
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? I close the windows and doors ?
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Beth: What are these bubbles?
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What is that, dude?
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? You shape me like clay ?
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? I tumble right to you ?
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Wow!
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Beautiful!
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Come on, guys.
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Holy shit.
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This is pretty... pretty
fucking cool, guys.
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Just wait.
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Did he see the part where he gets...
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Shh!
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Just wait.
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Who's that?
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Oh!
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Oh, shit...
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Oh!
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Oh...
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No, no, no...
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That's horrible, man.
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Totally insane, right?
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Really horrible. Why would anyone
want to see that, man?
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We see it as having an application
towards empathy training for prisoners,
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you know, to help them
relate to their victims.
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Yeah, well, it's pretty intense.
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Just wait. We're doing a
simulation of what it would be like
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in that Chilean mine accident from 2010.
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- Epic.
- Yeah.
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All right. Well, I won't ask if
you guys are making a porno.
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Oh, we already made the porno.
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I'm in it.
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All right, well...
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00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:50,913
you guys are following your
passion. That's good.
265
00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,950
Thanks, man. We like to call ourselves
266
00:14:54,052 --> 00:14:56,686
"the Inventors of the New Self."
267
00:14:56,788 --> 00:14:58,054
Amen.
268
00:14:58,156 --> 00:14:59,755
Cool.
269
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,691
I'm gonna go.
270
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:02,888
Have fun tonight.
271
00:15:02,889 --> 00:15:05,539
Yo. Don't tell anyone
what's going on down here.
272
00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,196
Hey, Beth. Hold on. I won't.
273
00:15:07,298 --> 00:15:09,231
See you.
274
00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:10,366
Hey, girl.
275
00:15:10,468 --> 00:15:11,934
Beth: Hey, dude, how you doing?
276
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,869
Yeah, man, I just took
a look at the future.
277
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:15,304
It's pretty fucking terrifying.
278
00:15:15,406 --> 00:15:18,174
If you are feeling sad about the future,
279
00:15:18,276 --> 00:15:20,343
I can make you feel happy
about the present
280
00:15:20,445 --> 00:15:25,081
because I just met the
most amazing bubble man,
281
00:15:25,183 --> 00:15:27,450
and he told me about
this crazy bubble show
282
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:30,252
that is going down in
Astoria Park at 4:30...
283
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:31,587
- Astoria?
- ...and I think...
284
00:15:31,689 --> 00:15:33,089
Yes, Astoria.
285
00:15:33,191 --> 00:15:35,992
What, you find the Pulaski
Bridge a little too strenuous?
286
00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:37,226
I think you can handle it.
287
00:15:37,328 --> 00:15:38,772
- The Guy: No, it's not that, really.
- Listen.
288
00:15:38,796 --> 00:15:41,030
Why don't you just jump on your bike,
289
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:42,932
come to Queens, we'll smoke,
290
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:45,134
and then we'll watch the
show together, huh?
291
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:47,103
Don't pretend you don't love Queens.
292
00:15:47,205 --> 00:15:48,649
The Guy: Eh, it's not
my preferred borough.
293
00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:50,773
Very boring to shit on Queens.
294
00:15:50,875 --> 00:15:55,711
? ?
295
00:16:03,821 --> 00:16:04,854
(knock on the door)
296
00:16:04,956 --> 00:16:06,055
Who's here?
297
00:16:06,157 --> 00:16:07,757
Who's here? Who is it?
298
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:09,658
Let's check.
299
00:16:11,963 --> 00:16:13,496
Okay, sit. Sit.
300
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,631
And stay. Good boy.
301
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,467
Oh, my God!
302
00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:19,802
Oh, my God.
303
00:16:19,904 --> 00:16:20,762
Welcome to Queens!
304
00:16:20,765 --> 00:16:23,484
You could be Dorothy Michaels
from "Tootsie" with those glasses.
305
00:16:23,508 --> 00:16:26,275
Huh. I was going for sexy grandma,
but I'll take what I can get.
306
00:16:26,377 --> 00:16:29,245
Tootsie is like, the
best Dustin Hoffman film, man.
307
00:16:29,347 --> 00:16:30,679
Like, that's a compliment.
308
00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,615
- Hmm. Yeah... Oh.
- (barks)
309
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:33,716
- Oh, whoa.
- Hey...
310
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:36,052
He's just saying
hello. He's super friendly.
311
00:16:36,154 --> 00:16:38,054
Aren't you? This is Gatsby.
312
00:16:38,156 --> 00:16:39,388
Hey, Gatsby. Sorry about that.
313
00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,934
What about the other doggies, they good?
314
00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:43,359
Oh, the doggies were so good.
315
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,327
But you know what was
better than the doggies?
316
00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,829
- The bubble man.
- Bubble man.
317
00:16:46,931 --> 00:16:48,664
All right. But before we do bubs,
318
00:16:48,766 --> 00:16:50,066
where do you want to do this?
319
00:16:50,168 --> 00:16:51,367
In there.
320
00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,202
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.
321
00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:55,404
All right. Sounds good.
322
00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:58,707
In case you didn't notice,
it smells like shit in here.
323
00:16:58,810 --> 00:16:59,875
I did notice.
324
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:02,311
It's like, do your dishes,
man. Just do 'em.
325
00:17:02,413 --> 00:17:05,581
Or at least put them in the fridge
until you're ready to do them.
326
00:17:05,683 --> 00:17:07,383
I mean, that's what I do.
327
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:09,985
- Yeah, that's also an option.
- Mm-hmm.
328
00:17:10,088 --> 00:17:12,221
So you got me on the clock for bubs.
329
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,389
It better be good, man.
330
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,724
Oh, shit. That's a lot of expectation.
331
00:17:15,813 --> 00:17:17,333
I don't want to build him up too much.
332
00:17:17,361 --> 00:17:19,462
It's kind of more of a conceptual thing.
333
00:17:19,564 --> 00:17:21,363
It's like, here's this guy,
334
00:17:21,466 --> 00:17:23,099
and he's just invented this job
335
00:17:23,201 --> 00:17:26,836
where he just goes out makes bubbles,
336
00:17:26,938 --> 00:17:29,205
makes people happy.
337
00:17:29,307 --> 00:17:30,673
That's pretty cool, I guess.
338
00:17:30,775 --> 00:17:32,608
And so I was thinking,
339
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,144
maybe I should learn to do some bubs?
340
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:36,612
Yeah, bartender,
341
00:17:36,714 --> 00:17:38,414
uh, mushrooms,
342
00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:39,515
dog-walking,
343
00:17:39,617 --> 00:17:41,317
- bubs.
- Yes, please.
344
00:17:41,419 --> 00:17:42,818
Oh, my... You got a, uh...
345
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,186
- Oh, shit.
- (barking)
346
00:17:44,288 --> 00:17:45,855
- Oh, damn, man.
- Dude. Oh!
347
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:47,823
- Hold this, hold this.
- Oh, my God.
348
00:17:47,925 --> 00:17:50,059
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't
know what's got into you.
349
00:17:50,161 --> 00:17:52,428
(in Australian accent) That
dingo better not eat no baby.
350
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,464
That's not even funny.
That's, like, a real thing.
351
00:17:55,566 --> 00:17:57,399
I didn't see the
movie. I just know the quote.
352
00:17:57,502 --> 00:17:58,912
It's people's lives. It's not a movie.
353
00:17:58,936 --> 00:18:01,270
Okay, I'm gonna put
this maniac in the bedroom.
354
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,807
Do you want me to crack
these beers now or at the park?
355
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,575
You do what feels right, stud.
356
00:18:06,677 --> 00:18:09,278
Well...
357
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:10,513
(can pops)
358
00:18:10,615 --> 00:18:11,914
(door closes)
359
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,319
Oh, I knew it!
360
00:18:17,421 --> 00:18:19,255
Judas Priest!
361
00:18:19,357 --> 00:18:21,023
Are you kidding me!
362
00:18:21,125 --> 00:18:24,393
What, are you throwing
a party while I'm gone?
363
00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:27,029
- I...
- (cans clatter)
364
00:18:27,131 --> 00:18:29,365
I'm sure I don't need to tell you this,
365
00:18:29,467 --> 00:18:34,136
but what you did was
just totally unprofessional.
366
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,671
Absolutely.
367
00:18:35,773 --> 00:18:38,574
I feel like I... I used
some really bad judgment.
368
00:18:38,676 --> 00:18:39,542
Chase: Yeah.
369
00:18:39,644 --> 00:18:41,944
If you change your mind, ever,
370
00:18:42,046 --> 00:18:43,575
you have a beautiful dog,
371
00:18:43,577 --> 00:18:45,018
- and I...
- Yeah, thanks.
372
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,141
Really, I just... I
think we're good here.
373
00:18:47,243 --> 00:18:50,411
I'm sorry I let you down.
374
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:54,448
All right. I'll, uh... I'll let them
know that you've turned in the keys.
375
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,218
(Gatsby whines)
376
00:19:00,957 --> 00:19:03,691
I hate to do this,
Gats, but you forced my hand.
377
00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,626
I don't have any other choice.
378
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:09,563
Hey, I'll be back soon, dude.
379
00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,719
Hey, buddy.
380
00:19:33,055 --> 00:19:35,723
Wanna go for a walk? Huh?
381
00:19:35,825 --> 00:19:37,658
Come on, let's go.
382
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:41,996
No? All right. Suit yourself, man.
383
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:50,738
Come on, Gats. Let's go outside.
384
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:52,439
Come on.
385
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:53,607
Really?
386
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:56,744
You're coming outside.
Let's go. Come on.
387
00:19:59,248 --> 00:20:01,515
Hey, you got to take
a leak sometime, man.
388
00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:03,195
Come on. You're not
leaking in the house.
389
00:20:03,219 --> 00:20:04,418
Let's go.
390
00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:07,121
What's going on with you, man?
391
00:20:08,491 --> 00:20:10,691
You can take the boy out of Indiana,
392
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,633
- but it's tough to get there.
- (woman laughs)
393
00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:13,761
Oh, he's...
394
00:20:13,863 --> 00:20:15,996
But, uh, yeah. Then, you know,
395
00:20:16,098 --> 00:20:20,968
the premium's low, and it's
got vision, dental, medical...
396
00:20:21,070 --> 00:20:23,704
- That sounds good.
- ...everything, you know.
397
00:20:29,712 --> 00:20:32,413
? ?
398
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,663
Gatsby!
399
00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:51,865
Gatsby, come back!
400
00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:53,467
Gatsby!
401
00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:03,944
? ?
402
00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:29,103
Ah, yeah. Good looking out, Gramps.
403
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:45,085
Oh, jackpot.
404
00:21:45,187 --> 00:21:47,554
Chubby buddy, yeah.
405
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,524
Easy.
406
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:54,194
Easy.
407
00:22:13,171 --> 00:22:17,686
_
408
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,895
Hey, thought I'd cut out the middle man.
409
00:22:27,997 --> 00:22:29,423
- There you go.
- All right.
410
00:22:29,424 --> 00:22:30,264
Thanks, man.
411
00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:31,665
Who's this guy? Hey.
412
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:33,333
Oh, this is Grandpa.
413
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,303
- Hey, Grandpa.
- I named him after my Grandpa.
414
00:22:36,405 --> 00:22:37,571
He looks like a grandpa.
415
00:22:37,673 --> 00:22:39,773
There was a shit on the
seat and I couldn't go.
416
00:22:39,875 --> 00:22:45,045
? ?
417
00:22:58,627 --> 00:23:01,228
? ?
418
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:04,465
I still really, really need to pee.
419
00:23:04,567 --> 00:23:06,166
Okay, okay. Let's find you a bathroom.
420
00:23:06,268 --> 00:23:07,434
Have a fun day, guys.
421
00:23:07,536 --> 00:23:08,569
- Enjoy.
- Yeah, thanks.
422
00:23:08,671 --> 00:23:10,370
See ya, Grandpa.
423
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:13,140
Why didn't you just... squat? Hover?
424
00:23:13,242 --> 00:23:16,844
I can't hover over the
shit. I would get shit on me.
425
00:23:16,946 --> 00:23:18,345
My legs are very small
426
00:23:18,447 --> 00:23:20,109
and I would've got shit on my thighs.
427
00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:21,682
Another person's shit on my thighs.
428
00:23:21,784 --> 00:23:23,117
Hey, Gramps!
429
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:41,001
Hey, Gramps, where you going?
430
00:23:43,072 --> 00:23:44,204
Yeah.
431
00:23:44,306 --> 00:23:45,439
Sit.
432
00:23:54,483 --> 00:23:56,250
? Dream, baby, dream ?
433
00:23:57,887 --> 00:23:59,620
? Dream, baby, dream ?
434
00:24:00,990 --> 00:24:03,123
? Dream, baby, dream ?
435
00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:06,460
? Dream, baby, dream ?
436
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,696
? Forever ?
437
00:24:15,026 --> 00:24:21,510
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