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(woman singing over radio)
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I swear
this is the last bottle of this I'm ever buying.
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Do you know these
are five dollars now?
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That's ridiculous.
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Well, it's alkalizing.
You gotta stop buying that shit.
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You're wasting your money.
I know. I hate myself.
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We should make our own.
Oh, yeah, let's get a SCOBY.
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Like bootleggers.
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Yeah!
(music stops)
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Oh, can you tell Pandora
we're still listening?
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Yeah.
Put on Fleet Foxes.
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I know.
Okay.
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(squeaking)
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Did you hear that?
Yes.
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Fuck.
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Where is it?
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(both gasp)
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Nast! Oh, I gotta go
order some weed.
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(synthetic music playing)
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(phone chirping)
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Yeah?
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Hey, it's Molly
on Moore Street?
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Yeah, 406 Moore Street,
yeah.
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Give me like 15 or--
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mmm, it's gonna be, like,
45 minutes.
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Really?
All right, see you then.
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Okay.
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"Pour a little vegetable oil
over the mouse,
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"coating it lightly.
Make sure the mouse's mouth and nose
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are not submerged
in the oil." Oh, no!
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"And then use a padded cloth,
like an old pot-holder,
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"to get the mouse free.
The cloth should be thick enough
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that you can't get bitten!"
What!
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We're gonna ruin
a pot-holder.
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Oh!
Oh, I don't want to look at it.
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No, no, no!
Sarah Greenfield brought that back
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from the vineyard
in South Africa.
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You are not using that.
Oh, my god. Who cares?
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No! It's chili-infused.
It will hurt Jamie.
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Who's Jamie? Really?
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Yeah.
Oh, God.
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How about this?
What?
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Why do we even have Pam?
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I think my mom bought it
when we were making cookies last time--
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Fine, fine, fine.
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Pam it, here we go.
Oh my God, oh my God, oh my-- Ah!
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? Only love
is all maroon... ?
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(ringing)
? Sky is womb and she... ?
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He's here.
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(buzzing)
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(music blaring)
Hi.
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Hey.
Sorry, I didn't hear the buzzer over the music.
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Yeah, I've never heard
this song played so loud.
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Yeah, well,
we had a little problem. I guess.
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(music stops)
We're so fucking stressed out.
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There's a mouse.
Oh, well, just set a trap, guys.
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That's the problem.
There is a trap
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and it's a glue trap
and the mouse is stuck in it
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and it's screaming
and it's very clearly suffering
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and we don't know
what to do.
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You just kill it.
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No, it's inhumane.
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Well, it's not actually
inhumane.
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I mean, we caught a mouse
in a glue trap
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and we didn't see it
till a couple hours later
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and then
it chewed its fucking leg off
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like James Franco
in that rock-climbing movie
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and it dragged itself off
and expired in the dog dish.
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So it's like, it might be
more humane to kill it.
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No. This is not an apartment
where things die.
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This is an apartment
where things live.
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We do not torture
in this apartment and we do not kill.
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I mean, to be fair,
we already gassed it.
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And it's, like,
totally covered in Pam.
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So...
That sounds like torture.
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Yeah, I mean, it's--
it's doused in Pam.
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So I think maybe
we should just kill it.
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Okay, fine.
Will you do it?
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Yes, I will do it.
Okay.
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But you have to do it
humanely.
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Like, peacefully.
Like...
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Put it in a pillowcase,
put it in an exhaust pipe.
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No.
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(mouse squeaking)
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(both blowing)
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(squeaking stops)
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Hey!
Oh, my god!
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Hey, how about that?
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Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
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I can't believe
that worked, yeah.
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Thank you, thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you.
Molly, do you have some money for this man?
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Yeah. Um, I'm not sure
if I have 50. Let me check.
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Okay, I think I have some.
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Oh, god!
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That's awesome. Uh, Brenna,
do you have, like, 10?
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Yeah.
Cool.
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Oh, yeah.
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I just seasoned
that pan.
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(synthesized music playing)
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