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(woman and man moaning on TV)
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So is this, like,
more of a head high
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or is it more body?
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Um, they're basically
both the same.
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Hey! Shoe twins!
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Woman:
Oh my God! Oh!
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The Guy:
I just felt weird about it, that's all.
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Don't do me like that.
(phone ringing)
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241 Vanderbilt.
Man on phone: Yeah, man, you out?
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Yeah, I'm on my way.
(ringing)
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Yeah.
Woman on phone: Hi.
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I called from the hotel?
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Um, you said 45 minutes.
I'm on my way.
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Yep. Yep, yep, yep, yes.
Come in, come in.
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Woman on phone: Okay?
Yeah, you know, the weed guy just got here.
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Yep, right here-- uh-huh.
Right here, right this second.
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Woman:
...like hours ago. Yep. No, I did, I did.
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Yeah, I called this morning
and I just heard back
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from the assistant to confirm.
...call me back...
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I'm sorry, what was that?
Woman: I'm trying to avoid--
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I thought you said
that you wanted me to schedule
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you guys a dinner
while we were in town. Woman: Why?
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You don't? Okay, you don't.
We can cancel.
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I can cancel, sure.
I know.
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I know, I know.
I'm sorry.
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Woman:
I told you... I'm sorry.
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You-- oh-- yeah.
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(phone beeps off)
Shit.
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Shit. Sorry.
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And sorry about calling
so many times.
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It's not for me,
it's for my boss who's on her way back here.
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And I'm from LA,
so I don't know how this works,
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if it's like a "30 minutes
or less" situation.
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Yeah, you know,
it usually takes us-- takes us about an hour.
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(phone vibrating)
Sorry. I have to text her back right away
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or she gets really mad.
Right now, she's like,
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"Are you getting these texts?"
And it's like, "Yes, of course I'm here.
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"I'm texting you back.
Who else would be texting you
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you crazy bitch?"
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You've got a lot of Klonopin
and shit going on. I'm sorry, what?
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I was just saying that--
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that your boss Quinn
has a lot of pharmaceuticals going on
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and she probably needs
to smoke weed, right?
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I'm Quinn,
and I'm not really sure
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why you're reading
my prescription labels.
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Shit.
I'm so sorry.
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You know,
I'm a little uncomfortable
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because this is
my first time doing this
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and I was expecting, like,
a more professional experience.
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Like, when the guy who,
I don't know, delivers my pad Thai comes,
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he doesn't inventory
my most personal belongings.
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I totally invaded
your personal space.
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Um, let's--
(phone vibrating)
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let's just get your boss
her weed. That sounds--
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Yeah, that got--
that got a little weird and I apologize.
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It's just she makes me
? crazy. ?
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(phone vibrating)
Yahh!
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I mean,
she's a crazy bitch.
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Shit. And you know what?
Now she's not even coming back to the hotel,
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so I don't need any.
I'm not going to see her till the airport tomorrow.
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I'm just gonna
pay for your time. Thank you so much.
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Sorry to make you
come all the way out here.
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It's totally fine.
50, right?
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50.
Yeah, all right.
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I-- I have exact change.
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That's good.
Thanks so much.
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I'm gonna suggest
this one.
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I don't need any,
'cause she's not coming back. But thanks.
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I was suggesting it for you.
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I mean, I've smoked before,
but I don't anymore.
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I had a really bad experience
a couple "New Yearses" ago
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in Las Vegas,
so I just don't.
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It was a surprise
and my boyfriend got us this really nice hotel room
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and then we were going
to go see K�, which I think is the Cirque fighting one,
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but we thought
it was the sexy Cirque one,
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so we decided to get high
before we went.
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And we did, and then
we were sitting there in the hotel bathroom
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and I started to be like,
"What if everything we've ever told each other is a lie?
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"Like, I'm not even sure
who you are.
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"And, like, what if
I've told you everything
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I'll ever think
of telling you before?"
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And then I got really insecure
about our relationship
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and he got really insecure
about our relationship.
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And then I became pretty sure
I was either having a cerebral event
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or an aortic rupture.
I was a big John Ritter fan
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and, you know,
that's what he died of. It was undiagnosed.
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So, yeah--
Oh, yeah.
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I became very concerned
that I was probably dying.
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So we spent
the whole evening crying
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and holding each other
on the bathroom floor. (phone vibrating)
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Well, I know a lot of people
who use it for anxiety.
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Oh, no, my anxiety
is, like, really well covered.
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But thanks.
Okay.
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(phone vibrating)
Fuck.
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I feel obligated
to tell you this.
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This is actually
kind of funny.
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Stevie Nicks described
Klonopin withdrawal
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like being pushed into hell.
And this is a woman
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who used to have cocaine
blown up her ass with a straw.
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Thanks for that.
(phone vibrating)
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You gonna get that?
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(Stevie Nicks singing)
That's ridiculous. He's not gay.
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Oh my God,
he's so gay.
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You need
to give me the proof.
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If I could show you
my memories,
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I could show you
when I walked in on him
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going down
on another man by mistake.
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What? Where?
Yeah.
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In a bathroom on Fire Island,
last Fourth of July.
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I walked in on them
having oral sex.
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I wish I could show you
the memory. It's very vivid.
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Well, I wish I could crawl
inside of your head,
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extract this memory,
and prove it to myself,
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because I don't believe you.
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Oh my God, he's so gay.
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I can't believe
you don't believe me.
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(phone vibrating)
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I just did that.
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Those shoes are disgusting.
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(credit music playing)
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