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Harder! A bit harder!

Harder, huh?

Harder! Harder?

Even harder!

What sort of dream was that?! Never had such a dream in my life!

Towel! Sister-in-law! Whip!

What damage you did brother?!

My eyes will rot! I need to take a holy dip!

Oh God! What sort of dream was that!

Help me God! Help me!

Here's the holy Ganges water! Please free my sins!

I must take a bath. I need to! Oh God!

Please save me God!

Great! The bastards have slept off!

Otherwise what will they think of me

going to take a dip in the holy Ganges at night!

Sister-in-law?

Why is he upside down?

God knows! The whole world is like this!

Really! how hot!

True that! Really makes me poetic!

What will happen after the night?

We'll fight! We are like fishes and we'll fight from tomorrow.

The one who will find her husband first, will embrace her!

What's she doing at this hour? Am I dreaming?

Where did she go?

Is she really Boudi? Please save me Lord!

That too with bare back! Where is she going?

But we don't know who her husband is! How will we find him?

Leave that on me.

I will find him and will get him.

Whoever finds brother, I will get Boudi.

"Pak"? You mean Paksitan?

We'll not play any game in Pakistan.

Our soldiers at the border- Of course we will play!

We'll play both in India and Pakistan.

We will remain in the middle of the border.

A little more lightning would mean her towel would slither a bit more.

Don't have so much expectations. Listen everyone.

If we don't find brother,

she will not pay any attention to us.

No. But Boudi was telling that-

Who's there?

Delivering letters at night! Very unfair!

Hey! Let me see-

If the groom is mine from start to end, Then one-fourth of it my brother-in-law.

One who finds answer to this riddle, will find my husband.

And then me too!

Is this a clue to her husband's name?

But what does this riddle mean?

Hey, wait!

Oh you, brother-in-law?

You really scared me!

No. It's not a matter to joke.

When you get angry, you look handsome.

Right? I get that a lot.

But wait! Don't try to avoid this topic!

Horses? I love horses!

They are beautiful and sturdy.

In fact I came here on a horse carriage.

Don't try to divert me by saying station and horses. I get puzzled.

Answer me straight. What have you been doing here in the night?

Getting some air.

I have light dinner. Hence I try to have some air.

Doctor asked me to. Are you kidding?

We have such a airy terrace. And yet you like to have some air here?

I don't like the air upstairs. I like the air below.

Below? Oh I got it.

And that too near the rooms of such young guys?!

Bang on! How do you know?

You really understand me well! Love you!

What were you giving them in that chit of paper below their rooms?

Why? Are you jealous?

Why are you following me so late at night?

Aren't you sleepy?

Sleep... Sleep... What's there?

It's my that thing. But it has Ganges water in it.

Ganges water? What are you doing with that so late at night?

Strange! It's my vessel. I will decide what to put inside.

The thing is, I wasn't following you.

Hey! Even you came in my dream while following me.

You naughty!

Naughty?

Did you see the same dream which I saw as well? That would be a sin!

What sin?

I saw that you squeezed tight and putting it to dry!

What did I squeeze?

My wet saree!

If I was drying her saree,

what was she wearing then?!

I am evern more wet than the saree.

It's really cold. I'm shivering.

I want to be warm. A little warm.

Shameful! Damn! That's a sin!

Let's go and bath together in the Ganges. That will clear our sins.

We'll bath? Yes!

Us?...Yes! Together?...Yes! I mean no!

Not together! Never! Never?

Let's see!

Shameful! Not this side! Hey, anybody there?

Hey you all!

Everything's going down the dogs and you all are relaxing?!

What happened, Chhorda? It's terrible!

What is it? I guess I know. It's Boudi.

Boudi attacked, right?

Dangerous woman! But you don't worry.

Lie down here. We'll guard the ddoors.

No need to do that. I am telling you.

Don't let me sleep. Kick me, slap me! Do anything! But keep me awake!

Why? Why can't you sleep?

I'll dream once I sleep. What dream, Chhorda?

The one which Boudi mentioned. Bathing together.

Huh? Bathing together?

Chhorda! What happened?

The case is as pale as jaundice! Jaundice? Whose? Boudi's?

Even you don't seem alright. Always concerned about boudi.

Then who will be concerned? You?

My business is going down the dogs. I've reason to worry.

What are you saying? Boudi is a dangerous woman.

She's spoiling everyone after her arrival here.

Hey, what are the young guys up to now?

Hey, did you find answer to the riddle?

Answer? Yes, I'm looking for it.

Looking for it hard. Real hard.

What about the answer?

Answer? Soldiers! Border! Sister-in-law!

Hey, did you find the answer?

The investigation's on, Boudi.

The answer to the riddle?

Did you find the answer, brother-in-law?

The answer? Looking for it in all directions.

Can't take this anymore. Have to do something.

My brother is responsible for all of this. Only he can make this right. I have to get him.

Let me call him.

Put on the speaker. So that we can hear as well.

All channels are busy. Please try later.

That's it. She said that all channels are busy.

But did you hear what she said?

Yes. All channels are busy.

She said in Bengali.

Yes. So? -That means your brother's not in Bangkok.

Yes. That operator in Bangkok might be-

This can't happen. It's a lie. I'll go to my brother now. He's in Kolkata now!

I've to bring him. Then all the problems will be resolved.

I'll leave. And till I come, make sure that Boudi doesn't touch those "dogs"! Ok?

Okay!!!

I have an idea. Let me go. No. No idea. Let me go!

No. Me! Ok. Calm down you bastards!

Look up there! Carefully! Where?...Hey!

I got an idea. From this brother and sister-in-law relationship, I have an idea like the Ramayana.

I have a question. Is the brother-in-law nice like Laxman or characlerless like Dushashan?

No. I mean if we could identify the brother-in-law,

then we could have identified the husband!

Dada? You mean Sourav Ganguly?

Totally wrong.

Our Dada? You mean Uttam?

Uttam Kumar? No. You all have failed.

I only know one thing by "Dada"...Pure "Bangla"!

Hey, are you answering or kidding with me?

No. Even if we answer wrong, you're boxing our ears. that's why I came!

Chhorda isn't here now. Hence you cannot touch now.

Brother! Hey brother!

Come out wherever you are.

I need to talk to you. Come out!

Why have you come? Are you fooling around?

What happened? What happened, huh?

Can't take this anymore. Just can't.

What have your new wife started? She's bringing my rehab down!

You have to do something. Please be quiet!

You are seeing me frowning. But you are not seeing this mess your wife is creating?!

You're forgetting one thing. You might be Jibon Laha. But I'm your brother Joubon Laha.

Uma's bathing. She is very sentimental.

Please understand. there might be trouble.

You should be ashamed. You have someone like Uma. Why the need for Jhuma?

If you don't come to my house and solve this problem today, I will create a havoc!

Aren't you ashamed?

I assure you that I will send away Uma to her parent's house today and solve the problem.

Okay. But if you don't solve it by today, I'll bring out your true colors!

And I'll tell everything to Uma. And then both of them will make a mess out of you!

You should be ashamed! Shameful!

Goodness! Have to do something! Uma!

Uma, you listening? You have been requesting to go to your parent's house. Let's go! Uma!

Playing with water so closely in my absence?

I'll put everyone-

there you go! He looks like a fallen man!

He's gone!

Scarred my whole body!

I'm done! You guys leave!

There's a parcel. Take it.

Whose parcel is this? What's the name?

It's for Joubon Laha! But who is that?

What sort of name is that? But that's the address! Let me see!

No. There's no one here in that name.

Why not? He lives in this house!

Who is he?

It's Chhorda! Who else?

Chhorda? Chhorda is Joubon Laha?

Bizzare things happen all the time! And Chhorda's name is Joubon Laha?

Hey guys!

Did you get the answer to my riddle?

Eureka! I got it!

What? The answer!

If the husband is mine from start to end...

If the husband is mine from start to end...

Then one-fourth of it is definitely the brother-in-law!

One-fourth means "Joubon" (youth)!

And the rest is childhood!

Youth!...Old age!

Then combining all the four parts, we have... Jibon! (life)

Jibon Laha!

One minute. Which Jibon Laha is this?