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[instrumental music]
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[thumping noise]
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Look at him, Mullins.
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- He's crying.
- Good.
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Because I'm tired of playing games.
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Tell us what we want to know.
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- I don't know.
- You heard her!
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- How'd you do it, shithead?
- I told you. Okay?
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I don't, I'm not the
science guy. That's Connor.
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Sounds like crybaby wants to
go back in the isolation cube.
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No, no, no. Please, please.
No. I'll talk. I will.
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Start from the beginning.
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I guess if I had to
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start at the beginning...
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the very beginning, the very start...
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It was the night Hannah
tried to break up with me.
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[romantic music, champagne pouring]
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Mmm.
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Cristal. Very bubbly. Very bubbly.
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- WAITER: Merci.
- De nada.
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Sam, that's way too expensive.
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I disagree.
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Hannah, nothing is too
expensive when you're on a date
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with the most beautiful woman alive.
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We have to break up.
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What?
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[dishes crash]
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Hannah? Hannah?
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Sor... geez... sorry. I'm sorry.
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Hannah, Hannah, wait!
What are you doing?
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I'm leaving! It's over, Sam!
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.
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I think you're just stressed
out about your dissertation.
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No. Actually, I'm
quitting my dissertation.
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- You're quitting your dissertation?
- Mhm.
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Yeah. A Masters degree
isn't worth shit anymore.
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How... What about all the work
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you've done in micro... or, uh...
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macro...
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bio...
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You don't even know what
I'm studying, do you?
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I do know what you're studying.
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I know that it's important.
And that it's worth finishing.
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Why don't we just go back
inside, because I just ordered
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some tiny toasts that
I think you're gonna...
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- there's five different types of hummus.
- Okay, you're not hearing me.
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I... I am hearing you.
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Okay, I'm hearing that you're
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upset about your research and you're
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kinda taking it out on me,
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- but that's okay.
- Sam...
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No, no! Wait, what about
this? Here's an idea.
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Join my research team, okay?
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- Dog dreams?
- Yeah!
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- No thank you.
- We're making great strides.
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- Hannah, I think you...
- Stop.
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I didn't want to say the clich�d
"It's not you, it's me" thing.
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Because...
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It is you.
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But it's also me.
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I gotta find my own thing.
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What about our thing? You know?
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- I thought we had something good.
- Yeah.
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We had good times in the beginning.
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So let's get back to that!
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You know, good times! Good times!
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- Good times!
- Sam.
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It's over.
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Goodbye.
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Wait, Hannah. Um...
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Can I just have...
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a hug?
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Just, just for old time's sake?
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[music]
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I'm sorry, Sam.
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I'm sorry too.
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- What is that?
- Don't worry, just look straight ahead.
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- What are you doing? Wait, what?
- Look straight...
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MULLINS: Connor Harrison.
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Top of your class at Regents Prep.
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Winner of the prestigious
Wittington scholarship.
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4.0 GPA.
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That's an impressive resume, kid.
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Some real Doogie Howser shit.
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I'm sure high school was a ball.
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You know what, now we can
add kidnapping and using
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a university lab for
illegal purposes to the list.
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Wow.
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- That's quite an accusation.
- Are you gonna dispute it?
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No.
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- But my lawyer will.
- [laughing]
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- You're not getting a lawyer, dumbass.
- Uh... news flash.
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- This is America.
- Is it?
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How can you be so sure?
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You're a smart guy.
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Haven't you read about
all the secret black sites
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- we've got all over the world?
- Yeah, maybe we're in one of those.
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Maybe you're bluffing.
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Do we look like people who bluff?
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Now...
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back to the story.
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You said you got a call from Sam.
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SAM: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit!
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I... I thought it was like
one of those amnesia devices
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from Men In Black !
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It's not the brain
neuralizer from Men In Black,
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- you fucking idiot!
- You should have told me that!
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Well, you shouldn't be
stealing shit from my lab!
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Your lab? Your lab? It's our lab, okay?
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Don't forget that my
money funds this place.
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Your father's money.
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Did I kill her?
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Killer... killer party, dude...
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[dog barking in distance]
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[car doors open]
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SAM: Is she brain dead?
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Oh, God, Connor. What did I do?
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No, you didn't hurt her.
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She's just in a
temporary hypnotic state.
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Wait, how temporary?
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With dogs it lasts four to
six hours, with a human...
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I don't know, maybe two?
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- Jesus, what the hell were you thinking?!
- I don't know!
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I... I thought I could
erase all her bad memories.
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You know? Help Hannah get
back to the good times.
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You only went out for three months!
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And that first month was magical!
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- Sam. Listen to me.
- No, you listen.
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She's...
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smart.
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And funny, and bold, and complex
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like that $1,100 bottle
of champagne that I
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- definitely forgot to pay for.
- Buddy.
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I get it. She's your dream woman.
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But clearly you are not her dream man.
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- You need to figure out a way to move on.
- Dream man?
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Dream man.
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Connor.
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- The Brain Frame.
- The Brain Frame?
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- Yes, the Brain Frame.
- What about it?
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Don't you see? We hook Hannah up
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to the Brain Frame and
then I become her dream man.
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No way! I've only tested
that thing on dogs!
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This is how I can show her
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- what a terrible mistake she's made.
- Absolutely not.
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Are you listening to
me? It's way too risky.
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Screw the risk! Connor,
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this is trial by fire, baby!
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- This is where geniuses are forged!
- You sound insane.
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I sound insane? You know
who else sounded insane?
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Galileo.
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Uh, uh, uh, Benjamin Franklin.
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Wayne Szalinski.
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From Honey, I Shrunk the Kids ?
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Sam, he's fictional!
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What are you trying to pitch me?
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Do you want to be known
as a weird puppy scientist
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in a basement lab for
the rest of your life?
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Or do you want to fly
a kite in a god damn
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lightning storm and become a legend?
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Appealing to my ego
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is useless.
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Fine.
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Then I'll take away your funding
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and you'll go back to
TA'ing Chemistry 101.
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You're an asshole.
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Fine.
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Yes!
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Yeah!
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[suspense music]
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[upbeat tempo music, clicking
of typing on keyboard]
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[upbeat tempo music, clicking
of typing on keyboard]
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Alright, how we looking?
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Not good.
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The current simulations
I have are too unstable.
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What?! Don't give me excuses, Connor.
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These aren't excuses.
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If we're gonna do
this, we need an anchor.
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- A wingman.
- A wingman?
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The human mind is
incredibly powerful, Sam.
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Ten times more powerful than a canine's.
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We need a third wheel
to maintain stability.
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We don't want to get lost in there.
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Okay, what about your
creepy lab assistant?
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- What's his name?
- Larry.
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- Larry.
- Larry!
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Holy shit Larry, how long
have you been in here?
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I can be your wingman.
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No, you're the navigator.
You're not mentally strong enough
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- to be the wingman.
- Connor.
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No, he's right.
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I have some pretty
serious self esteem issues,
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and her subconscious
would tear me to shreds.
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But, I'm good with the pups.
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Ain't I good with the pups?
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Yes, you're great with the puppies.
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People call me the Puppy Master.
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Nobody calls you that.
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Okay, so who are we gonna
get to be the wingman?
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Well, we need somebody smart, confident,
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borderline cocky.
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No.
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No, no, no. Not him.
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Come on Connor, I hate that guy.
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I hate him too.
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But he's the smartest, cockiest...
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cock we know.
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Slow it down, Berkman.
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I can't slow down.
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And it's actually sort of a problem.
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You're funny.
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And you blink too much.
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If you blink a little
less, I might take you home.
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I've got a boyfriend.
His name's Stackhouse.
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Oh, he sounds very, very smart.
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Is Stackhouse blind
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or does he just like
unattractive people?
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He's a football player,
and when he gets back
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from the bathroom, he'll kick your ass.
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I don't think so.
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- You see, I know Krav Maga.
- What?
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Krav Maga? It's karate for Jews.
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Berkman!
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Well, well, well.
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Look who came crawling back.
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It's my old friends.
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Jude-asshole Iscariot and
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- Bene-dickhead Arnold.
- Good one.
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Come back to the king to apologize, huh?
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Apologize? For what?
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Uh, for kicking me out
of our house senior year.
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You burned down our house
with your secret meth lab.
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Okay, first of all, it
wasn't meth, it was molly.
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And second of all, it wasn't a secret,
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you guys knew I was a party boy.
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I even told you the first time we met.
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I said, "I am a party
boy. I make my own molly.
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And I am on molly right now."
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Yeah, that was a weird thing to say
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- in a Religious Studies class.
- Berkman, we need your help, okay?
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I cannot help you
tonight. I am sorry, but
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I am about to reel in a super wet fish.
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'Cause I have been raining
down some negs on her hard.
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What are negs?
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Negs are when I say very,
very mean things to you
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and it confuses you, like
when you hold a magnet
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up to a bat's head.
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[laughing] Oh my God!
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You are so funny!
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- I know.
- Come on, anyone but him.
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Seriously, stop blinking.
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It's freaking me out.
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Shots?
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We are gonna live forever.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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Mmm.
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[vomiting]
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I am so sorry.
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- Son of a b...
- [smack]
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[crowd gasps]
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00:11:57,222 --> 00:11:59,628
Yo, this guy just
knocked out Stackhouse!
263
00:11:59,748 --> 00:12:01,889
Yeah, it's called a preemptive strike.
264
00:12:02,090 --> 00:12:04,511
You've never heard of the Six Day War?
265
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[glass shatters] Fire!
266
00:12:08,539 --> 00:12:10,756
- I hate that guy.
- Everybody hates that guy.
267
00:12:10,782 --> 00:12:11,852
Okay, who else is there?
268
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I changed my mind, I'd
love to help you guys!
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- Oh, look who comes crawling back.
- [window breaking]
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Oh shit!
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Get out of the fucking car!
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Drive!
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Nobody pukes on Stackhouse!
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[bat slams on ground] Nobody!
275
00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,542
So what do you tiny peens
need me to do for you, anyway?
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[music "Creator"]
277
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? Got no need for the fancy things ?
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? All the attention that it brings ?
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? Tell me no, I say yes, I was chosen ?
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? And I will deliver the explosion ?
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? ?
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00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,600
The fuck... Are you talking about?
283
00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,465
I'm just telling you
guys all the weird shit
284
00:13:07,478 --> 00:13:08,852
that was going on in that lab.
285
00:13:08,866 --> 00:13:11,072
- That's what you wanna hear, right?
- You're stalling.
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What?
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I.
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Am.
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Not.
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Stall... ing.
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Levi Berkman.
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Roommate to Sam Wittington
and Connor Harrison.
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- Met Freshman year undergrad.
- Yeah, it was kind of a housing lottery.
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They wouldn't have been my
first choice of roommates,
295
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- to be honest.
- I mean, you've met the guys.
296
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And you fell out Senior
year after you were caught
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manufacturing and
distributing illicit drugs.
298
00:13:35,860 --> 00:13:39,028
Look, I didn't "fall out,"
I dropped out voluntarily.
299
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It was my choice because
college is a Ponzi scheme
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invented by Fannie Mae.
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And as for the charges?
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I was never convicted.
303
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- Right.
- Mhm.
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You acted as your own legal council
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00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:52,388
- on three separate arrests.
- And I won, so...
306
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,275
Where did you get your legal training?
307
00:13:54,336 --> 00:13:55,745
I'm a huge fan of Judging Amy.
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00:13:55,756 --> 00:13:57,260
Never missed an episode.
309
00:13:57,380 --> 00:13:59,147
This one's a comedian, Hobbs.
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00:13:59,267 --> 00:14:02,111
[scoffs] I've done a few open mics.
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Crushed it every time.
312
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:06,051
Yeah, well... I'm not laughing, so...
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00:14:06,101 --> 00:14:07,516
Tell us about Larry.
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I tried to tell you about
Larry and all of his weird
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00:14:10,706 --> 00:14:13,304
puppy dream shit, and
you guys cut me off
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00:14:13,331 --> 00:14:15,168
like a bunch of grumpy Guses.
317
00:14:15,201 --> 00:14:17,032
We know about the beta testing on dogs.
318
00:14:17,081 --> 00:14:19,041
Okay. So what else do you
want to know about Larry?
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00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,339
Where is he?!
320
00:14:20,395 --> 00:14:21,577
So...
321
00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:24,600
uh... you guys don't
actually have him here.
322
00:14:25,161 --> 00:14:27,151
He's one core member we haven't located.
323
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:30,313
[scoffs] Well, I never would
call him a "core member," but...
324
00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:31,650
you know, whatever.
325
00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:33,713
I think what you guys
really want to know,
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00:14:33,714 --> 00:14:36,783
is how this whole shit
hurricane got started.
327
00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:38,453
Oh yeah.
328
00:14:38,864 --> 00:14:40,401
Little Sammy boy.
329
00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:43,215
And his pathetic last shot at love.
330
00:14:45,290 --> 00:14:46,783
[chalk scratches]
331
00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,497
[gas can rolling]
332
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:50,045
What a shit hurricane.
333
00:14:50,084 --> 00:14:52,714
Okay. We didn't have time
for a full psych eval,
334
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:55,007
and I have some key questions
that need to be answered
335
00:14:55,018 --> 00:14:56,960
before we enter Hannah's subconscious.
336
00:14:56,993 --> 00:14:59,263
- Okay.
- It is essential that you answer me
337
00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,637
honestly, thoroughly,
and without emotion.
338
00:15:01,638 --> 00:15:02,887
I can do that.
339
00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,675
Okay. One: what did Hannah do today?
340
00:15:05,717 --> 00:15:08,103
Crush my soul and my will to live.
341
00:15:08,985 --> 00:15:10,899
Gonna go with "break up."
342
00:15:11,267 --> 00:15:13,472
[chalk scratches]
343
00:15:13,592 --> 00:15:15,207
[typing]
344
00:15:15,327 --> 00:15:17,722
- Anything else?
- Uh, she mentioned she watched
345
00:15:17,740 --> 00:15:19,432
Starship Troopers on TBS.
346
00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:21,589
Okay.
347
00:15:21,886 --> 00:15:22,689
That's a good film.
348
00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:24,837
Question two: what are Hannah's
349
00:15:24,838 --> 00:15:26,734
biggest fears and stresses?
350
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:30,143
My unwillingness to grow up,
my constant need for approval,
351
00:15:30,174 --> 00:15:32,417
uh... being stuck in
a loveless relationship.
352
00:15:32,537 --> 00:15:33,735
With me.
353
00:15:34,454 --> 00:15:36,878
Anything that isn't centered around you?
354
00:15:36,904 --> 00:15:38,685
Not really, no.
355
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,927
Oh, I guess her aunt has cancer?
356
00:15:40,945 --> 00:15:42,188
That's probably stressful.
357
00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,462
Uh, she just finished chemo.
358
00:15:43,480 --> 00:15:45,131
Hannah's been in the
hospital a lot recently.
359
00:15:45,135 --> 00:15:47,076
Oh yeah, hospital. That's really good.
360
00:15:47,265 --> 00:15:49,856
- Mhm.
- We're definitely going to use that.
361
00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,137
Okay.
362
00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:54,034
Now this is the really important one.
363
00:15:54,212 --> 00:15:55,993
Does Hannah have any
recurring nightmares?
364
00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:57,469
- Nope.
- You're sure?
365
00:15:57,973 --> 00:15:59,999
Connor. We're soul partners, okay?
366
00:16:00,019 --> 00:16:01,947
- We tell each other everything.
- Okay.
367
00:16:02,202 --> 00:16:04,959
- No recurring...
- Bullshit!
368
00:16:06,935 --> 00:16:08,869
You guys stole my idea.
369
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:11,466
- I beg your pardon?
- Remember?
370
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,838
We were on shrooms and we
were watching Inception,
371
00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:15,883
and I said, "Wouldn't it
be rad if we could hack into
372
00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:17,632
a chick's brain and look
at all her naughty dreams
373
00:16:17,639 --> 00:16:19,574
and see what type of panties she likes?"
374
00:16:19,694 --> 00:16:22,002
- Vaguely?
- Yeah!
375
00:16:22,723 --> 00:16:23,868
That's my idea.
376
00:16:23,882 --> 00:16:27,010
Because you casually mentioned
something once while high?
377
00:16:27,017 --> 00:16:29,479
Also, there was that
time I was on bath salts
378
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:31,185
and we were watching Narnia, and I said,
379
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,030
"Wouldn't it be cool if
beavers could actually talk
380
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:34,372
and build stuff for us?"
381
00:16:34,406 --> 00:16:36,260
And then you went and
invented a microchip
382
00:16:36,282 --> 00:16:38,424
that helped monkeys learn sign language.
383
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:40,594
And I suppose you'd
like credit for that too.
384
00:16:40,824 --> 00:16:42,308
I think I deserve it.
385
00:16:42,353 --> 00:16:43,802
Are we sure we need him?
386
00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:46,327
Oh, just because he's an awful
and irredeemable human being
387
00:16:46,343 --> 00:16:48,424
doesn't mean his cerebellum
isn't ideally suited
388
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,343
for this kind of
subconscious stimulation.
389
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:53,389
Thank you. That means an awful lot.
390
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:55,281
Oh! There it is!
391
00:16:55,287 --> 00:16:57,745
There's that shit-eating
grin I hate so much.
392
00:16:57,806 --> 00:17:00,136
Look, Sam. If you wanna win Hannah back,
393
00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:01,651
it takes three strong minds
394
00:17:01,679 --> 00:17:03,444
to keep her dream stable.
395
00:17:03,888 --> 00:17:05,653
[sighs]
396
00:17:06,908 --> 00:17:10,553
Fine. Berkman, you are the
real genius behind all of this.
397
00:17:10,554 --> 00:17:13,023
Great. Now, I just have one question.
398
00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:14,938
Who is the AMBER Alert back there?
399
00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,097
That would be Larry T. Johnson.
400
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:19,428
Navigator of this
here synaptic starship.
401
00:17:20,132 --> 00:17:21,675
- I don't like you.
- Berkman.
402
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,381
Ah, don't worry about it.
403
00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,554
It's a common reaction
people have to my face
404
00:17:25,569 --> 00:17:26,885
and general presence.
405
00:17:26,902 --> 00:17:28,106
Well, you better get used to him.
406
00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:29,244
Because if it gets nasty in there,
407
00:17:29,271 --> 00:17:30,520
he's the one who's gonna save us.
408
00:17:30,553 --> 00:17:32,390
Uh... sorry, save us from what?
409
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:35,098
- Nightmares, seizures, embolisms.
- What?
410
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:36,929
Yeah. Just the usual suspects.
411
00:17:36,979 --> 00:17:39,257
Relax. None of that is going to happen
412
00:17:39,273 --> 00:17:42,261
- as long as you follow the rules.
- Oh, uh, Connor. B-T-W.
413
00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:44,334
I got that two-ply that you
asked for, for your uh...
414
00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,873
- Two-ply? What are you talking about?
- Yeah, remember, 'cause the...
415
00:17:46,890 --> 00:17:47,894
Shhh, I don't have time for this.
416
00:17:48,014 --> 00:17:50,603
Okay, guys, the very important rules.
417
00:17:50,628 --> 00:17:52,517
Okay, fuck the rules. This is science.
418
00:17:52,545 --> 00:17:54,483
- Larry! Hit it!
- You got it!
419
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,204
Wait, no, no, no! No, no, no!
420
00:17:56,324 --> 00:17:59,621
[electricity zapping, music]
421
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,146
[music picks up]
422
00:18:02,266 --> 00:18:04,249
Whoa, this is a trip.
423
00:18:06,397 --> 00:18:09,246
[silence]
424
00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:14,417
[music starting back up]
425
00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,726
- [silence]
- SAM: Where are we?
426
00:18:17,149 --> 00:18:20,548
[flare lights and burns]
427
00:18:20,957 --> 00:18:23,073
Welcome to the Brain Frame.
428
00:18:23,427 --> 00:18:27,504
[flare burns, music pulsing]
429
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:30,868
The Brain Frame?
430
00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:33,053
So it's a machine
431
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,057
that allows you to place yourself
432
00:18:35,078 --> 00:18:37,395
inside another person's mind.
433
00:18:38,414 --> 00:18:41,896
Sure, in layman's terms, I
guess you could put it that way.
434
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,470
So you go inside Hannah's head?
435
00:18:45,808 --> 00:18:47,903
How does that even look?
436
00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:51,060
[beeping, music]
437
00:18:51,180 --> 00:18:54,833
It looks exactly the way
I designed it to look.
438
00:18:55,304 --> 00:18:58,822
[fast paced music]
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00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:02,470
[silence]
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