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Lulu! Oh, my God!
Kate, this is Lulu.
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She's basically my sister.
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Melody, this is Crying Colin.
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I am not going on a date with you.
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You'll eat me alive.
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Sam and Fred!
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- Fred?! Who's she?
- Hi.
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- I heard about your dad,
I'm sorry. - Yeah.
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I actually want to know
how you feel about me.
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- Lu, I have been in love with...
- I'm joking, you dick!
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This programme contains
strong language, adult humour and some nudity.
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SHE GASPS
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Lovely low ceilings,
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very little light.
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Four floors, 12 rooms on each -
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every one occupied by a
different flavour of lunatic.
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- Am I on your floor?
- You're in luck, princess.
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A trapeze artist got evicted last
week for shitting out the window.
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So, moving in gift.
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- Never leave that unattended.
- Thanks.
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What are you doing now?
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Do you want to make love?
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Maybe tomorrow.
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I've got to find a job
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and a door
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and an identity, so...
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Good luck with that.
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What do you think?
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This the coolest
place I've ever seen.
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Aw,
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you'll get over it.
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Morning, Sam.
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Oh, my God, your fucking face!
Your stupid face!
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Oh, my God, you were so sad.
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What you doing now?
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Got work, actually.
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Want to watch a rom-com?
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What, now?
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Maybe just the beginning.
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That's the spirit.
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It's so great she's staying.
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What's she going to do here?
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- Dunno. She's pretty spontaneous.
- Is she?
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Does she, like, go
to Berlin and stuff?
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We did go to Berlin once, yeah.
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Oh, cool.
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LOUD HAMMERING
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Done!
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Just get in.
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Come on, I've seen you naked before.
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ELECTRICAL ZAPPING
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SHE SCREAMS FRANTICALLY
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Tell them what happened, baby.
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Yeah, so, um...
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I was just preparing
to get into the bath.
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I turned round... Like this.
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...and then suddenly there was
just flashes, flashes, sparks...
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Oh, my God. what happened?
The bath blew up.
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- Well, it didn't...
- Oh, my God. How?
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- I was just
- Oh, my God, are you OK?
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Yes. Oh, my God.
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- Are you OK?
- I'm a bit shaken, actually.
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OK. The lights came from...
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- Are you hurt?
- Well...
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- Are you injured?
- No.
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You ruined our movie!
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Come on, Fred.
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I really have to go to work now.
Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Kate.
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- I hope everything...
- No, you have to bunk off with me.
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- I really, really can't. I'm sorry.
- No, no, no, but I need you.
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Are you OK?
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Yeah. Shut up. Go to work.
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So, it was like lightening just...
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Does anyone have any
openings at their work?
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I'm up for anything -
medicine, advertising...
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ALL: No.
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I felt the heat.
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Hey, what are you
doing today, Melody?
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I want to see your little
Colin friend again.
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No, Melody, he's going through
a very difficult time.
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Do we need tell management about
the bath, or is the bath OK?
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I could be dead.
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Did no-one check the bath?
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Oh, my God, the bath!
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Ah, c'est pas vrai.
Kate, do something!
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- The shelf.
- Oh, OK. Fuck you all.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure,
I'll fix the danger bath,
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put up another shelf, set up dates
for my fragile work colleagues,
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before running to work - where I
don't even have a receptionist -
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and yes, I am supposed to
be sorting that out as well.
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So, if any of you can tell me
where I can find one of those
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in the next five minutes, I would
really fucking appreciate it.
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OK. So... It will ring, you pick up,
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ask who it is,
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remember the name or write it down,
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then press the name
on the switchboard,
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tell THEM who it is
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and if they want to speak
to them, put them through,
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if they DON'T want to speak to them,
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go back and take a message.
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OK...
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which bit do I pick
up when it rings?
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You pick it up...
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Sorry, is this a joke?
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No, It's just...
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So much happens so fast.
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Yeah, it's harder than it looks,
I've always thought that.
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PHONE RINGS
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Ah!
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Good morning. Uh...
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- What's the name?
- Something Events.
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Is this a test?
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No, we are called Something Events.
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Good morning, Something Events,
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Lulu speaking, how can I help you?
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Hi, Lulu? It's Melody.
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Put me to Colin's phone,
please. Sexy man.
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Ah, sure thing, Melody.
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What's Colin's extension? Sexy man.
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No, No, No.
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Non, Melody. No sexy man,
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divorcee man.
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She's not good for him right now.
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HE WAILS
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Hey, who's the work flirt?
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Want to get my teeth into somebody.
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We're not really...
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We're very professional.
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Hey, KK. Looking beautiful as ever.
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Well, I can see your nipples
through that shirt.
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Shame I can't say
the same about yours.
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SHE GIGGLES
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That's Johnny.
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Sure.
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So, to summarise point number one,
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treat your time as your most...
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Hey, guys, great work.
You especially.
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Fred, I need to ask
you to step outside.
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Your test results
have just come back.
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Now, Fred.
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They've found a donor.
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What?!
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That was not cool.
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I am in professional mode.
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Is everything OK?
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How good is that smoothie?
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It's an amazing smoothie.
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That's what the whole day
could taste like, baby.
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You, me and The Big Smoke.
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What do you say? Work's for jerks.
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People can't just
walk out of work...
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You're not like people.
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Hmm?
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Where are we going?
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You're my hero. Come!
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Ooh, been shopping?
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Oh, God, no. No time for that.
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Just something for a client.
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Cool.
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Hey, do you want to
go for lunch today?
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No. Sorry, I have a very
intense, boring meeting.
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That's OK.
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Just Anthony asked me
to go to the restaurant.
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- I thought we could go together.
- Oh, really?
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Oh.
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Oh, my God, I just remembered.
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You have to deliver this
package... over lunch.
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It's urgent.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, no that's...
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- That's perfect!
- Great.
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I'll just go and get it.
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I'll drop it off on the
way to my boring meeting.
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Sorry.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello, Something Events...
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Sorry. Ah, bonjour!
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Why are you being weird?
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I don't know.
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'Lulu, just bring Colin to me.'
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He'd never go with me.
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Of course he will.
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I can't.
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- I have an errand.
- A what?
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- An errand.
- A what? - An errand.
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You have to use a different word.
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- A what?
- A little job.
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Oh, so fine.
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Bring him to me and then
go away on your little job.
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For me? New friend?
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Oh, God. OK, OK.
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- Where?
- Go to Anthony's restaurant.
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- J'arrive.
- No, no, not there.
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HE WAILS
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Madam, to what do
I owe the pleasure?
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Just wanted to hang out.
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What have you done with Lulu?
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Jessica made her deliver
a package so...
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Over lunch on her first day?
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DOOR CHIMES Bit harsh.
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- Oh!
- Oh! - Hi! Hey!
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- Hello!
- Hi! - Hey! - Hi!
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Did you deliver the package?
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- I thought you had a boring meeting?
- I do, yes,
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but I just popped in for...
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To say hi.
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Oh, cool. Me too!
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I was just going to deliver
this now actually
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I thought we were having lunch?
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- Hello, Colin.
- Melody?! - Bad!
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- I'm sorry, she made me.
- Excuse me.
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You really shouldn't be here, Melody.
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- You have a meeting, non?
- Yes.
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Oh, you're not staying?
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I really have to go
and deliver this now so...
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See you later all. Best of luck.
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Where's the package for?
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Llewellyn House in Green Park.
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I do a lunch drop round there.
I'll pop it in.
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Oh, no, honestly. I mean, don't...
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It's basically the only thing
Kate's asked me to do today, so...
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No, I'll do it.
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Stay, please.
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Please. Consider this
safe in the hands of
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Mrs Delilah Forjenatuseu...
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What the fuck?
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- Are you sure?
- Well, I...
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Great. Can Lulu have your lunch?
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- Sure.
- Great!
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Oh, so shit about
your boring meeting.
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Really shit!
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SHE SIGHS
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Really shit.
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Can we please have some cutlery?
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You've already got it.
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Hold out your hands.
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- Ah!
- We're a no-cutlery restaurant.
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It's a contemporary interpretation
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of the traditional North African
hand-to-mouth dining etiquette.
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I'd rather just have some cutlery.
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We don't give a fork.
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They make us say that.
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It's very cool. Thank you.
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I'm sorry...
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What? Say something.
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I'm fucking nervous.
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So...
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OK...
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Where are you from?
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Really?
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So, how does it feel to be
grossly underqualified
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for a job you've earned
solely through nepotism?
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Mmm, yeah, feels fantastic.
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Lu... I think we need to...
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You know, I should
probably get back.
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- In case there's another... package.
- Lu... I...
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Don't fuck it up at Kate's.
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- I won't.
- And get a duvet.
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I don't want you
knocking on my door,
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looking for a towel to sleep on.
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Sure. I'll see you at the...
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And I'm not in love with you.
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HE LAUGHS
263
00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,239
- I'm not in love with you.
- OK...
264
00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:46,240
Is that... clear?
265
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:53,800
I'll see you later.
266
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,959
I will continue to live
267
00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:59,159
with my wife and her lover
until they...
268
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,839
They have sex in the bath
while you're shaving your face?
269
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:03,479
That would do it, yes.
270
00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:07,279
I think you should live with me.
Just for a bit.
271
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,159
I think you would like
being painted.
272
00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,959
I'd be generous with your penis.
273
00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:12,759
OK. I don't think this...
274
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:13,879
I'm not...
275
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:16,239
I don't want anything
weird from you!
276
00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,559
I want to get to know you,
I want to paint you,
277
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,879
I want to make love to you.
278
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,559
I want to be your friend!
279
00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,759
What do you want?
280
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:27,519
I want a fork!
281
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:29,719
I'll fork you.
282
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:33,119
OK. You are really interesting,
283
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:34,399
but please...
284
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,400
I'm not going... I'm going to go.
285
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,079
I AM rebellious. There's
a crazy Fred in here. Serious.
286
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:48,399
Yeah? Shock me.
287
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:49,999
I drew on my desk at school.
288
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,479
Whoa! You wild, boy!
289
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:55,119
I cut the tassels
off my mum's special rug.
290
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,439
Mmm, dirty.
291
00:13:56,440 --> 00:13:58,919
I regularly steal pens from Ryman's,
292
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:02,920
and I once killed a fox
with a tennis racket.
293
00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:05,079
Shall we do something
rebellious inside?
294
00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:07,359
- It's getting a bit chilly.
- Just ten more minutes.
295
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:11,360
- What are we doing?!
- Shut that pretty mouth, baby.
296
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:25,840
THEY MOUTH
297
00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:40,160
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
298
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:45,680
SHE MOUTHS
299
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:53,320
THEY MOUTH
300
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,639
You're right, you know.
301
00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,639
It's good to take
a day off, occasionally.
302
00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,159
Oh, by the way, the whole fox thing
303
00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:19,159
was more complicated
than I actually...
304
00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:23,160
Deep breath.
305
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,559
As he scattered breadcrumbs here
throughout his life,
306
00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,560
so we scatter his life here.
307
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,520
Bye, Dad.
308
00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,879
I'm just not sure
she's cut out for this job.
309
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,039
(I mean, her phone...
310
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:06,399
(voice tone is really alienating.
311
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,400
(And she just sounds like...
312
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,199
(..a criminal.)
313
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,239
What's up with you?
314
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,199
He calls her "my Lulu".
315
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:19,200
That's so hot and inappropriate.
316
00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,759
Do you want me
to get another temp in?
317
00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,919
OK. But don't say
it was my decision.
318
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:25,239
And be subtle.
319
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:29,240
Sure.
320
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,960
INAUDIBLE SPEECH
321
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,679
Why don't you want me
to work here any more?
322
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,479
I do! I... What?
323
00:16:46,480 --> 00:16:49,199
- You said I have a criminal voice.
- Sorry. Came out badly.
324
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,679
Have I done something?
325
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,759
No, I... Jessica said something
326
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,639
about not bringing outside... friends
327
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,999
into the workplace.
328
00:16:57,000 --> 00:17:00,279
Why? I mean, I'd understand
if it was you,
329
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:03,159
like, I'm suddenly in your work
and in your home and everything,
330
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,999
but it's just weird
that it was Jessica.
331
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,559
- No, I know.
- I mean, - I've hardly even spoken to her.
332
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:12,560
She's just a...
333
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:14,319
...whore.
334
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,719
Hey. Want to eat first, beautiful?
335
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:18,359
Yeah, great. So I'm not fired?
336
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:20,159
No! SHE LAUGHS
337
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:21,679
Great!
338
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,439
Great. See you, KK.
339
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,440
See you, KK!
340
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,999
Have Anthony and her ever fucked?
341
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,439
No, thank God.
342
00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,599
Bad luck, babe. Seriously?
343
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,359
Yes! Why is that bad?
344
00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:38,039
Honey...
345
00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,879
...everyone...
346
00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,799
fucks everyone.
347
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,479
Eventually.
348
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,959
But that's just not true.
349
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,159
LAUGHTER
350
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:52,039
You are hilarious!
351
00:17:52,040 --> 00:17:56,040
I know!
352
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,039
Hey, Melody.
353
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:05,239
Hey. Oh, how was your...? Oh.
354
00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:06,999
Oh, it doesn't matter...
355
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,999
Non, non, putain... What's the word?
356
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,199
- It was your big day, non? Fucking...
- No, no, it wasn't even...
357
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,999
...pitch!
358
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,599
How was your big pitch?
359
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:18,119
Oh, I, erm... It was...
360
00:18:18,120 --> 00:18:20,439
It doesn't matter.
I didn't want it anyway.
361
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:21,799
Hmm. D'accord.
362
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,479
Hey.
363
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:25,879
Hey. You all right?
364
00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:27,039
Yeah.
365
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:31,040
Why are you wearing a hat?
366
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:45,680
Non!
367
00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,039
Non...
368
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,639
Non. Colin, come on.
369
00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:53,599
Courage!
370
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,799
Courage!
371
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,679
Oh...
372
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:01,039
Oh!
373
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,919
Arrete! Arrete!
374
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,239
Colin!
375
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,559
Colin!
376
00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:08,239
Non!
377
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:12,240
Non. Non!
378
00:19:13,560 --> 00:19:17,560
Come back. Come back now!
379
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000
THEY CHUCKLE
380
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:29,999
Mm!
381
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,639
How...?
382
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,919
How did he die?
383
00:19:34,920 --> 00:19:37,959
Duck attack.
384
00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:40,799
Oh, my God. Was that the pond
where it happened?
385
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:44,800
HE LAUGHS
386
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,479
Ball cancer.
387
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:51,480
Runs in the family, apparently.
388
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:54,999
I'll check yours if you check mine.
389
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:59,000
THEY LAUGH
390
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,440
HE SOBS
391
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:14,520
Thanks for today, Fred.
392
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,519
Fred...
393
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:29,719
Yeah?
394
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:33,720
This ain't never
going to happen.
395
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:35,799
OK?
396
00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:39,800
OK.
397
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:54,719
SHE SIGHS Relaxed?
398
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:56,439
Yeah, it's heaven.
399
00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,999
Thanks for fixing the bath, baby.
400
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:03,000
It's... heaven.
401
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:05,159
You OK?
402
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,639
Yeah, I'm fine.
403
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,039
Really fine.
404
00:21:09,040 --> 00:21:13,040
Really relaxed.
405
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,479
It's just we're not allowed candles.
406
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,159
- Baby.
- Yeah?
407
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:20,159
Why did you make Lulu
deliver a stapler
408
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,039
to someone who doesn't exist?
409
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,999
They said there was no-one
that worked there by that name,
410
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,759
and that the name looked suspicious
411
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:30,760
so they opened it
and there was a stapler in it.
412
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,599
Kate?
413
00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:35,999
Kate?
414
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,199
Ooh...
415
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:40,039
It's just... if you...
416
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,639
had had sex...
417
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,439
at least once,
418
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,799
then perhaps you would have
got it out of your system, or...
419
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:49,119
God!
420
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:51,719
The idea of having sex with Lulu
421
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,959
always has and always will
422
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:57,960
make my penis want to go
all the way back up inside.
423
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,640
It would be like touching up
a monkey I raised myself.
424
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,519
That's really mean.
425
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,919
Thank you.
426
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:11,559
What made you worried?
427
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,519
Just...
428
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,679
You know.
429
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,680
Everyone fucks everyone eventually.
430
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:27,000
But that's just not true.
431
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,839
KNOCKING AT DOOR
432
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:31,599
You go.
433
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,919
KNOCKING CONTINUES
434
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,319
(Anthony!)
435
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,359
(Oh! Kate!
436
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:43,360
(Have you got a blanket...
437
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:46,799
(..or a towel that I could borrow?
438
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:50,800
(I won't wee on it
or anything, I promise.)
439
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,999
Thanks. THUDDING
440
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,079
- Are you alone?
- Yes.
441
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:57,279
It's just... we're not
really allowed guests.
442
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:58,719
I am alone.
443
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:01,039
Hey, KK!
444
00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,759
Hi, Johnny.
445
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,760
Have you got any condoms?
446
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,520
Ow!
447
00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:25,719
Have you got any more?
448
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,799
No.
449
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,359
For God's sake.
450
00:23:29,360 --> 00:23:30,959
THUDDING
451
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:34,960
KATE AND JOHNNY LAUGH
452
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:39,680
KATE AND JOHNNY SHOUT
453
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:45,600
DISTANT GRUNTING AND MOANING
454
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,799
GRUNTING AND MOANING CONTINUES
455
00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:59,399
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