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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Convert ßy alfarolex wWw.HintFilmiizle.Com 2 00:03:39,718 --> 00:03:42,062 There are a hundred billion galaxies in the universe, bhaijaan. 3 00:03:42,154 --> 00:03:42,723 So what? 4 00:03:43,055 --> 00:03:45,695 And in each galaxy there are two hundred billion stars. 5 00:03:45,791 --> 00:03:48,169 And around each star, countless planets. 6 00:03:48,226 --> 00:03:49,796 Get to the point! 7 00:03:50,195 --> 00:03:53,472 My point is that you could live anywhere else, but no! 8 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:55,034 You had to be born here! 9 00:03:55,133 --> 00:03:57,204 Watch your tongue, bhaisahab! This land is ours! 10 00:03:57,302 --> 00:03:58,406 I'll tell you whose land this is... 11 00:03:58,470 --> 00:04:01,474 You may be frightened on hearing these hateful voices. 12 00:04:01,573 --> 00:04:04,110 After all, your country is eternally peaceful. 13 00:04:04,476 --> 00:04:06,786 But in a forgotten corner of the world, there exists a land... 14 00:04:06,845 --> 00:04:10,224 Where violence is a way of life. 15 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:13,786 Such enmity, that bullets and bombs go off at any time. 16 00:04:14,219 --> 00:04:16,893 Perhaps that is why it has come to be known as... 17 00:04:19,558 --> 00:04:22,061 Behold the icy peaks of North Bangistan. 18 00:04:22,127 --> 00:04:25,336 The polite gentleman who kept saying 'bhaijaan bhaijaan' - his home is here. 19 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,035 It is cold enough to freeze their bones... 20 00:04:27,099 --> 00:04:28,737 But the people here are always hot-headed. 21 00:04:29,534 --> 00:04:31,707 And the affectionate fellow who kept saying 'bhaisahab'... 22 00:04:31,770 --> 00:04:34,080 Hails from here. South Bangistan 23 00:04:34,172 --> 00:04:37,153 There are many doves here - Messengers of peace. 24 00:04:37,209 --> 00:04:39,314 Too bad there isn't any peace, though. 25 00:04:40,679 --> 00:04:44,320 But in their midst, there are also two friends who believe that... 26 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:48,262 Through co-operation, peace can be achieved here even today. 27 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:52,997 They are known to us as the Shankaracharya and the Imam. 28 00:05:14,746 --> 00:05:17,022 Please leave me alone. Yes, sir. 29 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:23,158 Greetings Shankaracharyaji. My apologies for disturbing you. 30 00:06:23,215 --> 00:06:28,426 Oh Imam sahab, rules would pointless if they weren't broken. 31 00:06:30,055 --> 00:06:32,296 You must have heard about the riots? 32 00:06:32,724 --> 00:06:38,037 They have misused and misinterpreted our faiths yet again. 33 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:40,141 They will never understand. 34 00:06:40,565 --> 00:06:42,511 You and I can help them understand. 35 00:06:43,001 --> 00:06:48,144 If we declare peace together they will definitely listen to us. 36 00:06:49,307 --> 00:06:54,347 The upcoming World Religions' Conference in Poland... 37 00:06:55,147 --> 00:06:58,151 How about making an address from there? 38 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,362 There can be no better occasion! 39 00:07:00,552 --> 00:07:04,329 Then let's prepare a proposal and... 40 00:07:04,422 --> 00:07:10,134 And send it to all the Conference attendees. 41 00:07:10,362 --> 00:07:11,534 Let's do it. 42 00:07:13,465 --> 00:07:16,207 Let's see, I've got everyone covered except... 43 00:07:16,935 --> 00:07:21,941 Would you happen to have the new Pope's email ID? 44 00:07:22,007 --> 00:07:26,922 Email?! The Pope and I follow each other on Twitter. 45 00:07:26,978 --> 00:07:32,121 We've exchanged a bunch of DMs. I suggest you make an account as well. 46 00:07:32,751 --> 00:07:34,492 As you say, my dear friend. 47 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,524 Good evening, good evening! 48 00:08:04,616 --> 00:08:06,789 Thomas... Allison... 49 00:08:07,385 --> 00:08:09,365 Hello... Jerry... 50 00:08:09,921 --> 00:08:11,457 Have a good day sir... 51 00:08:12,624 --> 00:08:14,501 That cheap man was hitting on me! 52 00:08:14,593 --> 00:08:15,936 Yeah yeah, just work on the wool. 53 00:08:16,394 --> 00:08:18,203 Whew, met the quota for the day. 54 00:08:18,763 --> 00:08:20,037 Okay, thank you! 55 00:08:20,732 --> 00:08:24,544 Haatim bhaijaan, haven't I told you not to call me here! 56 00:08:25,170 --> 00:08:27,946 I can make calls from here but not answer any. 57 00:08:28,506 --> 00:08:30,713 Yes, I will be at the meeting on time - 58 00:08:30,775 --> 00:08:31,810 Harold! 59 00:08:54,733 --> 00:08:56,007 Hello? - Hello... 60 00:08:56,568 --> 00:08:58,275 May I speak with Katherine Polanski please? 61 00:08:58,637 --> 00:08:59,547 Yes? 62 00:08:59,604 --> 00:09:01,311 Good Afternoon! This is Harold... 63 00:09:01,373 --> 00:09:03,785 Calling from Dream Savers personal loan company. 64 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:06,321 We provide loans for all your needs ma'am. 65 00:09:07,646 --> 00:09:09,284 My needs... hmm... 66 00:09:09,347 --> 00:09:10,382 Do you have any? 67 00:09:14,586 --> 00:09:17,829 Oh yes, I have needs. Please tell me about them ma'am. 68 00:09:18,623 --> 00:09:21,331 I feel lonely... Do you understand? 69 00:09:21,559 --> 00:09:25,564 No ma'am, I'm never lonely... Dream Savers is an MNC, you know... 70 00:09:25,630 --> 00:09:26,734 Give me the phone! 71 00:09:27,032 --> 00:09:30,013 Hello? Are you there ma'am? Hello...? 72 00:09:30,368 --> 00:09:31,642 Who is this? 73 00:09:32,003 --> 00:09:33,004 Who is this? 74 00:09:33,104 --> 00:09:36,278 This is Polanski. Now who the hell is this? 75 00:09:36,741 --> 00:09:39,221 Sir! I was just asking ma'am if she is interested in- 76 00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:43,384 Interested, you punk? What is your name, you telemarketing pig? 77 00:09:43,448 --> 00:09:44,984 Harold... - Tell me your real name! 78 00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,393 Hafeez bin Ali, sir... 79 00:09:46,484 --> 00:09:48,054 Hafeez bin Ali... 80 00:09:50,221 --> 00:09:52,223 You are flirting with a terrorist. 81 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:54,600 Andrzej, he's not a terrorist. He's just a - Shut up! 82 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:57,640 Listen to me, you mention ma'am once more... 83 00:09:57,996 --> 00:10:01,034 And I will personally send a drone to Afghanistan to blow you! 84 00:10:02,467 --> 00:10:03,741 To blow you up. 85 00:10:03,835 --> 00:10:06,975 Sir, there's been a miscommunication! I'm from Bangistan. 86 00:10:07,038 --> 00:10:10,451 Nonsense! Remember what we did to Osama bin Laden? Remember? 87 00:10:10,508 --> 00:10:12,886 I'm going to ask Mossad to do the same to you! 88 00:10:12,977 --> 00:10:14,786 I'll have them cut your head off... 89 00:10:14,879 --> 00:10:17,223 And eat your eyeballs straight off the barbecue! 90 00:10:17,315 --> 00:10:18,225 Terrorist! 91 00:10:19,617 --> 00:10:22,427 Thank you sir. Have a good day. 92 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,397 We are always here to serve you. 93 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:33,409 How long must we suffer this indignity? 94 00:10:33,832 --> 00:10:35,743 Just because we are Muslim, the world calls us terrorists! 95 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:38,375 How do clients always find out you are Muslim? 96 00:10:39,404 --> 00:10:41,611 Work on your accent Harold. 97 00:10:41,673 --> 00:10:45,018 My name and accent can change for this job, but not my faith. 98 00:10:45,543 --> 00:10:48,353 I was and remain a true Muslim. 99 00:10:50,181 --> 00:10:51,489 I'm leaving this job. 100 00:10:52,350 --> 00:10:56,492 Harold... Harold... Don't get emotional mate! 101 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:15,583 Here, Guruji... Four lattés. 102 00:11:20,779 --> 00:11:22,986 The Shankaracharya has ruined everything. 103 00:11:23,782 --> 00:11:28,026 If the riots continued we would have won the election. 104 00:11:28,086 --> 00:11:32,364 Riots are easy, Guruji. We'll burn three or four houses during election. 105 00:11:33,124 --> 00:11:35,661 You can't handle this. We must burn at least... 106 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:37,137 ten or twelve houses. 107 00:11:37,495 --> 00:11:40,169 Shut up! Low minded idiots... 108 00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:42,904 Let's go international! 109 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:48,678 Learn from the enemy. They capture the world's attention! 110 00:11:48,740 --> 00:11:51,380 London... New York... Paris! 111 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:56,682 We'll have to make a statement at this conference. 112 00:11:57,282 --> 00:12:01,025 To multiply from one seat to a hundred we must alter our strategy. 113 00:12:01,886 --> 00:12:03,490 We must make a sacrifice! 114 00:12:03,822 --> 00:12:04,823 Sacrifice?! 115 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,532 I will stop at nothing to achieve this. 116 00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:11,304 Nobody can stop us! 117 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:14,500 We will shed fountains of blood and - 118 00:12:18,002 --> 00:12:21,040 Guruji, this is quite a conspiracy! 119 00:12:24,576 --> 00:12:29,218 Not a conspiracy, my man. This is politics. 120 00:12:31,349 --> 00:12:37,322 You know that local stud who is dying to serve the party? 121 00:12:40,191 --> 00:12:41,499 Let's use him. 122 00:12:43,261 --> 00:12:46,868 A fierce war was fought only for you, O Sita! 123 00:12:46,931 --> 00:12:50,037 The battle raged night and day Only for you, O Sita! 124 00:12:50,268 --> 00:12:54,273 O Lord Hanuman! Come save Laxman's soul! 125 00:12:54,339 --> 00:12:58,151 Witness the Lord on his voyage to obtain the Herb of Life! 126 00:12:58,209 --> 00:12:59,779 Set forth, O Lord! 127 00:12:59,878 --> 00:13:01,653 Jai Sri Ram! 128 00:13:10,955 --> 00:13:15,870 Jai Sri Ram'. - Jai Kai Sri Ram, Kai Kai Sri Rami! 129 00:13:19,163 --> 00:13:24,306 Following his dashing entry the Lord has set off on his quest! 130 00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:29,182 How did it go, bro? 131 00:13:30,575 --> 00:13:32,213 Absolutely awful. 132 00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,782 Even though the tickets are free... 133 00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,452 There were more people on stage than in the audience. 134 00:13:38,116 --> 00:13:42,690 But once I become a superstar people will shell out money to see me. 135 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:46,701 Yeah, people are staying at home because of the riots. 136 00:13:47,392 --> 00:13:50,737 Revenge, not riots! We have taken our revenge this time, 137 00:13:50,795 --> 00:13:53,275 This time, we didn't remain docile like always! 138 00:13:53,331 --> 00:13:55,504 Surely you don't mean that bro. 139 00:13:56,534 --> 00:13:57,877 I mean every word! 140 00:13:58,169 --> 00:14:02,049 These people stay on our land, eat our grain, and rule over us! 141 00:14:02,140 --> 00:14:05,553 The government, the media... Everyone caters only to them. 142 00:14:06,077 --> 00:14:09,490 I tell you, soon we won't be in the majority. 143 00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:13,290 That's good... The government will cater to you in that case. 144 00:14:13,918 --> 00:14:17,024 Man, you have ten heads, but not one brain. 145 00:14:17,121 --> 00:14:19,692 And your brain has been addled by that Guruji fellow. 146 00:14:19,757 --> 00:14:23,603 Another word against Guruji and I'll smash your head! 147 00:14:23,695 --> 00:14:26,505 Have you gone mad?! 148 00:14:26,564 --> 00:14:29,511 That Guruji is a charlatan! 149 00:14:29,968 --> 00:14:32,471 Help! Help! 150 00:14:32,570 --> 00:14:35,449 Leave him brother. 151 00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,689 You dare to insult Guruji! I would happily give up my life for him. 152 00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:42,519 The man is an angel! 153 00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:46,590 Stupid Raavana... 154 00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:02,410 Hafeez bin Ali! Hafeez bin Ali! 155 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,310 Wherever you are, please come to rear entrance. 156 00:15:05,370 --> 00:15:07,077 You are being awaited there. 157 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:12,354 Hafeez, let's go. 158 00:15:12,844 --> 00:15:14,050 Haatim! 159 00:15:14,278 --> 00:15:16,053 Obviously, the meeting can't happen here now. 160 00:15:16,447 --> 00:15:18,518 Abba has decided to convene elsewhere. 161 00:15:18,583 --> 00:15:20,893 But... where? - Just come with me. 162 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:28,870 Here?! 163 00:15:36,134 --> 00:15:37,408 Follow me. 164 00:15:51,516 --> 00:15:55,362 Ah, the mighty Harold has arrived! 165 00:15:56,020 --> 00:16:00,469 Get me a BigFac first. Go on, get in the line! 166 00:16:03,561 --> 00:16:05,905 Two BigFacs, please. A few cups of the chutney. 167 00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:07,567 I'm sick of waiting. Give me my coffee already! 168 00:16:07,665 --> 00:16:09,474 Yes sir, I'll bring it right away. 169 00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:11,236 Bhaijaan! 170 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:14,949 Thank you. 171 00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:16,381 Two FcChickens! 172 00:16:16,441 --> 00:16:19,945 We must convince Abba to keep all the meetings here now. 173 00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:22,020 Yeah man, there's no point meeting at mosques. 174 00:16:27,118 --> 00:16:28,995 Now show us the poster. 175 00:16:37,862 --> 00:16:39,864 Such a bad quality print. 176 00:16:40,264 --> 00:16:43,040 He is only fit to serve white people. Hello hello, tring tring! 177 00:16:43,468 --> 00:16:46,938 He's lazy when it comes to serving the community. 178 00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:48,278 No, Omar. 179 00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:53,752 Enjoy your burger... 180 00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:56,690 Harold! 181 00:17:00,384 --> 00:17:02,523 Please call me Hafeez. 182 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:05,567 And I have quit that job. 183 00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:12,808 You didn't quit Hafeez... 184 00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,803 It was all Allah's will. 185 00:17:15,900 --> 00:17:20,940 It is now time for you to join your brothers and... 186 00:17:21,639 --> 00:17:25,177 Dedicate yourself to the good work of Al Kaam-Tamaam. 187 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,120 2417. 188 00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:30,215 Abba he is not fit to work for Al Kaam-Tamaam. 189 00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,660 He couldn't even get a good quality print of the poster. 190 00:17:41,459 --> 00:17:44,201 It's not his fault, Zulfi. 191 00:17:45,396 --> 00:17:52,041 Those call center guys have brainwashed him by calling him 'Harold'. 192 00:17:56,174 --> 00:17:59,348 This is pure American propaganda, my boys. 193 00:18:00,077 --> 00:18:02,751 I ask, what have the Americans given the world? 194 00:18:06,818 --> 00:18:09,697 Idiot! Regular againl? 195 00:18:10,421 --> 00:18:12,162 Didn't I tell you I drink only Diet Cola! 196 00:18:17,728 --> 00:18:20,732 The Americans are sneaky and deceitful. 197 00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:27,274 They murdered our dear cousin Osama in cold blood. 198 00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:34,889 This is our opportunity to take Al Kaam-Tamaam beyond Al Qaeda... 199 00:18:36,647 --> 00:18:38,888 And replace cousin Osama! 200 00:18:39,650 --> 00:18:41,459 What is the way forward? 201 00:18:43,187 --> 00:18:47,158 Hey Guruji... Hey Guruji! 202 00:18:49,894 --> 00:18:53,637 In life or death... 203 00:18:53,898 --> 00:18:57,573 I seek refuge with him. 204 00:18:57,902 --> 00:19:01,873 I'm off to meet him... 205 00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:05,853 The one and only Guruji! 206 00:19:05,943 --> 00:19:09,686 My heart beats only for him... 207 00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:15,023 The one and only Guruji! 208 00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:21,200 Hey Guru! 209 00:19:36,974 --> 00:19:39,215 My humble greetings to you, Guruji! 210 00:19:44,815 --> 00:19:48,592 This is a dream come true. What a party you have established... 211 00:19:49,387 --> 00:19:50,764 Maa ka Dal. 212 00:19:54,358 --> 00:19:56,599 I am merely the founder. 213 00:19:56,928 --> 00:19:59,966 It is the workers who bring glory to the party. 214 00:20:00,531 --> 00:20:02,909 You speak with the sincerity of angels! 215 00:20:03,734 --> 00:20:05,645 6 September, 1992! 216 00:20:06,237 --> 00:20:10,777 Were you there? What a speech! Building the nation! Uniting all Hindus! 217 00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:14,348 Jasmines, Roses, Lilies, Tulips and Marigolds... 218 00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:19,794 Many flowers, all united in one garland! 219 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:23,689 You heard me speak that day? 220 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:30,536 Not just 6 September! 27 February 2002. 8 April 2006, 29 December 2008... 221 00:20:30,828 --> 00:20:32,273 I have attended all your speeches! 222 00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:36,100 Your words are inspirational like heroic poetry! 223 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:38,737 Like pointed arrows that pierce the heart! 224 00:20:38,803 --> 00:20:40,646 They ignite the audience's passions... 225 00:20:40,972 --> 00:20:44,249 inflame their souls... Spur them into action! 226 00:20:48,212 --> 00:20:53,855 Your speeches always inspire me to beat up at least three or four enemies! 227 00:20:54,118 --> 00:20:55,859 Guruji, we've found our man! 228 00:20:55,953 --> 00:21:00,026 He can't handle this. He only beat up three or four enemies. 229 00:21:00,124 --> 00:21:01,933 Guruji has picked this man himself! 230 00:21:02,326 --> 00:21:06,035 Our party is under threat and this man will now save us. 231 00:21:07,131 --> 00:21:10,442 Guruji... are we really in peril? 232 00:21:12,970 --> 00:21:16,008 The Imam is ready to embrace the enemy. 233 00:21:16,574 --> 00:21:20,852 He is laying our Muslim brothers' sacrifices to waste. 234 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,723 Instead, he intends to fly birds of peace! 235 00:21:27,852 --> 00:21:31,800 Just say the word, Guruji. I will raise an army for you. 236 00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:36,703 This battle calls for a conspiracy. Not an army. 237 00:21:36,927 --> 00:21:41,171 But Abba, the Quran asks us to consider everyone brothers and... 238 00:21:41,232 --> 00:21:44,941 We have considered them brothers so far, Hafeez... 239 00:21:45,669 --> 00:21:48,275 But have they returned the sentiment? 240 00:21:49,807 --> 00:21:53,778 So... How was the show yesterday, Praveen? 241 00:21:54,345 --> 00:21:55,619 Great, Guruji! 242 00:21:55,679 --> 00:21:57,056 How many people showed up? 243 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:04,464 You are meant for much greater things, Praveen Chaturvedi! 244 00:22:04,889 --> 00:22:10,339 Maa ka Dal needs you today to come into power! 245 00:22:10,995 --> 00:22:13,999 Fancy a trip abroad? Abroad? 246 00:22:14,432 --> 00:22:18,505 Poland! There's a beautiful city there... 247 00:22:18,969 --> 00:22:20,380 Krakow. 248 00:22:21,672 --> 00:22:25,449 There, we must establish our might! 249 00:22:25,543 --> 00:22:30,788 One of you must give up your life for this cause. 250 00:22:31,115 --> 00:22:32,958 You must sacrifice yourself! 251 00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:35,093 We must create havoc! 252 00:22:35,352 --> 00:22:37,127 Al Kaam-Tamaam! Al Kaam-Tamaam! 253 00:22:38,622 --> 00:22:39,623 Suicide... 254 00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:40,691 Bomb. 255 00:22:45,196 --> 00:22:46,675 Guruji... bomb!? 256 00:22:47,264 --> 00:22:52,373 This will be your life's greatest and final performance! 257 00:22:52,870 --> 00:22:54,577 Sacrifice is out of the question. 258 00:22:55,372 --> 00:22:59,752 The door to heaven awaits and the key... 259 00:23:00,744 --> 00:23:04,191 Will be presented to one of you. 260 00:23:04,748 --> 00:23:07,490 In heaven, you will find... 261 00:23:07,585 --> 00:23:12,091 Plates full of exotic sweets... 262 00:23:13,924 --> 00:23:17,497 The golden sands of a majestic desert... 263 00:23:18,162 --> 00:23:23,236 And one thousand and one enticing camels! 264 00:23:24,602 --> 00:23:27,048 Fifty one Arab horses... 265 00:23:27,905 --> 00:23:32,786 And seventy two beautiful virgins... 266 00:23:34,545 --> 00:23:37,685 Untouched and full of grace! 267 00:23:40,484 --> 00:23:43,590 Patience, my boy... Or l myself will reach heaven... 268 00:23:45,656 --> 00:23:48,762 For this glorious mission I have chosen... 269 00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:52,230 Me, Abbajaan, pick me! 270 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:54,407 Hafeez bin Ali! 271 00:23:55,533 --> 00:23:56,511 At your service! 272 00:23:59,436 --> 00:24:01,712 Jai Maa ka Dal! Jai Maa ka Dal! 273 00:24:02,306 --> 00:24:05,549 I have picked Hafeez after careful consideration 274 00:24:06,110 --> 00:24:10,422 He speaks English and talks to foreigners everyday... 275 00:24:12,349 --> 00:24:17,355 And behold his beard! Longer than anyone else's. 276 00:24:17,688 --> 00:24:22,899 Will the bomb be in his beard? I'll show you who's is longer, come here! 277 00:24:22,993 --> 00:24:23,937 Idiot! 278 00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:29,437 Hafeez will handle the job. Right, my son? 279 00:24:30,134 --> 00:24:31,545 Yes, Abba. 280 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:42,450 Here, Hafeez... 281 00:24:43,914 --> 00:24:46,019 The Brits compiled these about... 282 00:24:46,984 --> 00:24:51,126 The lives of the enemy two hundred years ago. 283 00:25:14,278 --> 00:25:19,455 Abba, if I'm not mistaken... Shouldn't we read the Quran at such a time? 284 00:25:19,550 --> 00:25:21,757 This is known as 'taqiyya', my son... 285 00:25:23,754 --> 00:25:26,496 Which means that in times of grave danger... 286 00:25:27,057 --> 00:25:31,005 To defeat the enemy you must become him. 287 00:25:35,032 --> 00:25:38,741 But at the conference you will blow up the bomb as a... 288 00:25:39,603 --> 00:25:41,913 sincere Muslim. 289 00:26:07,464 --> 00:26:11,537 I won't become an engineer, I won't become a dentist. 290 00:26:11,602 --> 00:26:15,812 Mom I promise you I will become a terrorist. 291 00:26:15,873 --> 00:26:19,753 Friends and brothers; I will kill everyone 292 00:26:19,843 --> 00:26:24,019 I have the faith and a strong belief. 293 00:26:24,081 --> 00:26:28,291 Revolution, revolution... 294 00:26:28,385 --> 00:26:32,197 I will bring revolution on my last day. 295 00:26:32,623 --> 00:26:36,264 Revolution, revolution... 296 00:26:36,827 --> 00:26:39,330 I will bring revolution on my last day. 297 00:26:39,430 --> 00:26:43,901 Stanza 16: Love and kindness to all living beings... 298 00:26:44,501 --> 00:26:49,814 2:224: Peace and forgiveness to everyone... 299 00:26:49,907 --> 00:26:54,151 I have just one aim. Complete mayhem. 300 00:26:54,378 --> 00:26:58,292 Every terrorist is my role model. 301 00:26:58,382 --> 00:27:02,626 Terrorists always win, history is witness. 302 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:06,561 I have the faith and a strong belief. 303 00:27:06,623 --> 00:27:10,730 Revolution, revolution... 304 00:27:10,794 --> 00:27:14,799 I will bring revolution on my last day. 305 00:27:15,065 --> 00:27:18,945 Revolution, Revolution... 306 00:27:19,303 --> 00:27:23,513 I will bring revolution on my last day. 307 00:27:23,841 --> 00:27:25,980 Praveen, what is all this? 308 00:27:26,310 --> 00:27:30,520 You have to spread our ideology... But you are losing your own identity! 309 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:35,656 Fooled you, didn't I Guruji? Mama Mareech! 310 00:27:36,120 --> 00:27:37,258 Mama Mareech? 311 00:27:37,321 --> 00:27:38,857 Haven't you read the Ramayana? 312 00:27:40,224 --> 00:27:42,226 Mareech mama used such great makeup to... 313 00:27:42,326 --> 00:27:45,307 Change into a deer and alter the course of the Ramayana! 314 00:27:46,563 --> 00:27:49,100 Similarly, I will change myself and cheat the enemy... 315 00:27:49,566 --> 00:27:51,978 This is known as method acting! 316 00:27:52,903 --> 00:27:56,373 Even if I'm caught before the mission is complete... 317 00:27:56,673 --> 00:28:00,917 No one will suspect you and Maa ka Dal will be safe. 318 00:28:01,678 --> 00:28:04,318 Then, once the stage is coloured with blood... 319 00:28:04,982 --> 00:28:08,486 Drop the curtains, dim the light bulbs... 320 00:28:09,353 --> 00:28:12,266 I will have won my Academy Award. 321 00:28:13,056 --> 00:28:16,697 Live long, my boy, live long! 322 00:28:19,463 --> 00:28:20,464 I told you! 323 00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:28,240 Dark days and black nights. That's all we'll see. 324 00:28:28,505 --> 00:28:32,612 We will quell the enemy. 325 00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:40,860 Rivers of blood will quench this infinite thirst. 326 00:28:41,251 --> 00:28:44,858 I have the faith and a strong belief. 327 00:28:44,955 --> 00:28:49,097 Revolution, revolution... 328 00:28:49,159 --> 00:28:52,902 I will bring revolution on my last day. 329 00:28:53,363 --> 00:28:57,436 Revolution, Revolution... 330 00:28:57,501 --> 00:29:00,971 I will bring revolution on my last day. 331 00:29:01,505 --> 00:29:05,214 Revolution, revolution... 332 00:29:05,509 --> 00:29:09,389 I will bring revolution on my last day. 333 00:29:09,446 --> 00:29:12,893 Revolution, Revolution... 334 00:29:13,317 --> 00:29:17,129 I will bring revolution on my last day. 335 00:29:36,607 --> 00:29:37,950 Aren't you done yet? 336 00:29:38,709 --> 00:29:42,247 A deep voice and good height don't make every man Amitabh Bachchan. 337 00:29:42,746 --> 00:29:46,489 You don't need any talent to play the monkey in local fairs. 338 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:49,757 Calm down, you are always yelling at the poor boy. 339 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:53,495 Why shouldn't I? He's going abroad and informed us only yesterday... 340 00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:55,467 Might as well have told us from there. 341 00:29:55,826 --> 00:29:58,272 And in any case, this home is only a motel to him. 342 00:29:58,529 --> 00:30:03,842 Uncle, please bring back these things for me... 343 00:30:05,335 --> 00:30:06,712 Yes, my dear. 344 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:08,481 Thank you, Uncle! 345 00:30:14,912 --> 00:30:16,391 Yes yes, alright... 346 00:30:17,915 --> 00:30:19,622 Come back soon, son. 347 00:30:29,359 --> 00:30:31,202 Is everything alright? 348 00:30:32,062 --> 00:30:33,598 Take care of yourself, ma. 349 00:30:44,675 --> 00:30:47,952 Come, my dear Abba... 350 00:30:48,512 --> 00:30:50,389 Promise you won't peek. 351 00:30:51,949 --> 00:30:55,522 One... Two... Three... Four... 352 00:30:57,454 --> 00:30:58,831 Where have you boys brought me? 353 00:30:59,656 --> 00:31:01,499 It will be fun. 354 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:06,967 And... Open sesame! 355 00:31:10,601 --> 00:31:11,705 What happened, Abba? 356 00:31:12,035 --> 00:31:13,139 The enemy! 357 00:31:20,444 --> 00:31:23,584 Excellent... 358 00:31:27,951 --> 00:31:29,897 Excellent... 359 00:31:30,554 --> 00:31:35,867 I couldn't recognize you, my son. What chance do our enemies have? 360 00:31:38,161 --> 00:31:41,665 You are going to lay the foundation of Al Kaam-Tamaam. 361 00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:51,347 All the headlines will carry only my message 362 00:31:51,408 --> 00:31:55,413 The whole world will know my name 363 00:31:55,712 --> 00:31:59,421 I will be surrounded by angels and virgins 364 00:31:59,483 --> 00:32:03,590 I have the faith and a strong belief. 365 00:32:03,654 --> 00:32:07,796 Revolution, revolution... 366 00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:11,498 I will bring revolution on my last day. 367 00:32:11,962 --> 00:32:16,001 Revolution, Revolution... 368 00:32:16,099 --> 00:32:19,569 I will bring revolution on my last day. 369 00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:21,479 Passport, please. 370 00:32:30,747 --> 00:32:32,920 Ma'am could you step out of the line, please? 371 00:32:32,983 --> 00:32:34,929 We need to ask you a couple of questions. 372 00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:37,558 You too, sir. 373 00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:42,560 sir? 374 00:32:48,398 --> 00:32:51,902 Ma'am! I, Allahrakha. Full family Muslim... by birth. 375 00:32:51,968 --> 00:32:53,276 Passport, please. 376 00:32:56,373 --> 00:32:59,718 Ma'am, please check. My name is Khan. 377 00:33:01,244 --> 00:33:02,780 Allahrakha Khan. 378 00:33:05,048 --> 00:33:07,688 Sir, step out of the line please... 379 00:33:09,753 --> 00:33:11,460 Go on, brother, go on. 380 00:33:11,888 --> 00:33:14,664 You must search us thoroughly. 381 00:33:14,958 --> 00:33:17,268 In fact, I suggest you leave no stone unturned. 382 00:33:17,594 --> 00:33:22,236 The whole world is suspicious of us... You make sure we are clean. 383 00:33:23,066 --> 00:33:24,704 Am I right, my friend? 384 00:33:25,202 --> 00:33:26,840 You are absolutely wrong. 385 00:33:27,370 --> 00:33:29,873 After all, aren't Muslims human too? 386 00:33:30,507 --> 00:33:31,986 May I see your passport, please? 387 00:33:39,616 --> 00:33:41,687 Ishwarchand Sharma... 388 00:33:42,185 --> 00:33:45,257 Okay, welcome to Poland. You may proceed. 389 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,640 No, I will not proceed. 390 00:33:52,896 --> 00:33:54,933 This is unfair. Why only our Muslim brothers? 391 00:33:55,031 --> 00:33:56,908 Everybody should be checked as thoroughly as this. 392 00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:59,742 Sir we just need to be more careful these days. 393 00:33:59,803 --> 00:34:01,476 Checking is purely random. 394 00:34:01,538 --> 00:34:03,779 Random, my foot! 395 00:34:04,574 --> 00:34:06,713 Don't worry about me, brother. 396 00:34:07,010 --> 00:34:09,923 Do your job sir. You do me, do me right now. 397 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:13,017 I think Hindus should be checked equally. 398 00:34:13,450 --> 00:34:16,693 No my friend. Muslims will be checked first. 399 00:34:16,753 --> 00:34:18,494 Hindus first! Muslims first! 400 00:34:18,555 --> 00:34:19,693 Hindus! Muslims! 401 00:34:19,756 --> 00:34:23,169 All Muslims should be searched from their clothes to their soul! 402 00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:26,173 In that case, Hindus will be checked the same way! 403 00:34:26,897 --> 00:34:32,176 Even our traditions say that Hindus and Muslims are like brothers! 404 00:34:38,141 --> 00:34:38,983 Here you are, sir. 405 00:34:39,042 --> 00:34:42,251 Henceforth, all Muslims will undergo such a clear check! 406 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:44,659 As will the Hindus! 407 00:35:16,613 --> 00:35:18,183 Ishwarchand Sharma? 408 00:35:18,615 --> 00:35:19,855 Tamim Hussain? 409 00:35:29,426 --> 00:35:31,963 So you're Muslim, Mr. Hussain? 410 00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:33,063 Nope! 411 00:35:38,001 --> 00:35:40,777 I'm a foreigner. A white man. 412 00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:43,981 Fifteen years ago, I moved her from Bangladesh... 413 00:35:44,608 --> 00:35:46,019 Citizen Hussain. 414 00:35:47,210 --> 00:35:49,520 Keep my visiting card... 415 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:52,382 If there's any trouble, call me. 416 00:35:58,655 --> 00:36:01,499 So what brings you to Poland? 417 00:36:04,427 --> 00:36:05,735 In search of heaven. 418 00:36:05,795 --> 00:36:08,366 Ah, I'll show you heaven. 419 00:36:46,069 --> 00:36:48,572 Hey bro, where are you going? 420 00:36:49,372 --> 00:36:51,682 You owe me 502?. 50!? 421 00:36:51,741 --> 00:36:55,052 You would've paid double for a taxi. Plus extra for luggage. 422 00:36:55,145 --> 00:36:57,284 You're lucky I'm kind enough to give you a discount. 423 00:37:06,856 --> 00:37:08,733 10 z? more. Why? 424 00:37:08,792 --> 00:37:10,965 You have tip people for their work here. 425 00:37:20,837 --> 00:37:21,781 5 z? more... 426 00:37:27,811 --> 00:37:29,688 Oh, it's you! 427 00:37:31,614 --> 00:37:33,093 And you. 428 00:37:33,149 --> 00:37:35,925 Why are you so surprised? 429 00:37:35,986 --> 00:37:39,957 All brown, third world visitors end up here. 430 00:37:40,557 --> 00:37:43,731 We could've shared a ride here... 431 00:37:44,027 --> 00:37:47,770 We've already been quite open with each other at the airport. 432 00:37:48,798 --> 00:37:51,608 Hello there, Mr. Wildfried! 433 00:37:52,268 --> 00:37:54,305 Two customers in one day... 434 00:37:55,538 --> 00:37:58,951 You lucky old pomeranian, Wildfried! 435 00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:01,682 It's Wilfred, Tamim! 436 00:38:03,046 --> 00:38:05,151 Ishwarchand Sharma. Your new tenant. 437 00:38:06,182 --> 00:38:07,661 No wild behaviour. 438 00:38:08,418 --> 00:38:10,694 No tea leaves left outside the rooms. 439 00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:12,900 No betel leaves - 'paan'. 440 00:38:12,989 --> 00:38:17,301 No spitting on walls, no pissing on streets, no animals... 441 00:38:17,794 --> 00:38:20,900 No goats, no lambs and no camels! 442 00:38:21,431 --> 00:38:23,502 Goat, lamb, camel... 443 00:38:24,267 --> 00:38:26,713 No sir, I drink only mother's milk. 444 00:38:28,471 --> 00:38:30,109 I mean, Mother Cow's milk. 445 00:38:31,107 --> 00:38:32,108 Right? 446 00:38:32,442 --> 00:38:34,683 2002? advance... 447 00:38:36,112 --> 00:38:38,353 Please show them their rooms. And Tamim... 448 00:38:38,415 --> 00:38:42,522 Tell them I don't want a single scratch in the apartments... 449 00:38:42,585 --> 00:38:43,928 Not one scratch. 450 00:38:44,487 --> 00:38:46,023 Here are the keys... 451 00:38:48,391 --> 00:38:49,495 And your tip. 452 00:38:59,903 --> 00:39:01,041 200?! 453 00:39:01,971 --> 00:39:03,712 It is very cheap. 454 00:39:12,248 --> 00:39:13,818 Salaam Alaikum! 455 00:39:16,119 --> 00:39:18,258 There's a newbie. We'll leave it with him... 456 00:39:21,224 --> 00:39:21,929 Have fun. 457 00:39:21,991 --> 00:39:25,837 Take care. I don't know if we will meet again. 458 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:41,850 Pay Rosie for your drinks! She asks me about it everyday... 459 00:39:42,712 --> 00:39:43,986 Idiot! 460 00:39:45,048 --> 00:39:49,292 So what do you think? Excellent, isn't it? 461 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:54,830 You've got a great deal, you know. 462 00:39:55,125 --> 00:39:56,661 You lucky devil. 463 00:39:57,093 --> 00:40:01,041 A Krakow duplex at this price? Nowhere else. 464 00:40:01,131 --> 00:40:02,474 Duplex? 465 00:40:10,473 --> 00:40:13,079 Enjoy your stay. Have a good one! 466 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,319 And take care, don't fall inside. 467 00:41:45,501 --> 00:41:47,742 Excuse me... Nice! Nice! 468 00:41:48,638 --> 00:41:50,174 Did you hear? 469 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:52,551 Someone passed away in your society. 470 00:41:54,143 --> 00:41:55,486 He was a Hindu. 471 00:41:56,412 --> 00:41:57,447 So? 472 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:01,093 What do you mean? Aren't you a Hindu too? 473 00:42:01,551 --> 00:42:02,393 Er... Yes. 474 00:42:02,452 --> 00:42:07,424 This is your chance to make some local friends. 475 00:42:07,724 --> 00:42:10,170 But I was just leaving to get some things... 476 00:42:10,226 --> 00:42:13,400 I'll get them for you. You only have to tip me. 477 00:42:13,496 --> 00:42:15,339 No, I have to go myself. 478 00:42:15,398 --> 00:42:19,642 So go later! In an emergency... 479 00:42:21,304 --> 00:42:23,580 Only friends can help you, alright? 480 00:42:25,775 --> 00:42:30,986 (Chanting funeral prayers) 481 00:42:44,227 --> 00:42:46,366 Greetings, sir! Greetings. 482 00:42:47,430 --> 00:42:52,675 Such devotion! Who can claim that our traditions have been lost? 483 00:42:52,969 --> 00:42:56,178 The deceased will now forever rest in peace. 484 00:43:30,473 --> 00:43:32,680 Sir, lend a hand? 485 00:43:35,545 --> 00:43:40,085 These foreigners have far superior technology than us. 486 00:43:40,450 --> 00:43:45,798 Even this funeral will take no time and cause no pollution. 487 00:43:46,289 --> 00:43:49,668 No, sir. A holy wooden pyre is just something else. 488 00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:53,936 Traditions and rituals are important... 489 00:43:54,364 --> 00:43:58,039 Sir, please come with me. 490 00:44:00,203 --> 00:44:03,377 Sir, pay no attention to these people. 491 00:44:04,173 --> 00:44:08,144 They have no understanding of our culture. 492 00:44:09,445 --> 00:44:11,891 Sir, I have a small request... 493 00:44:12,248 --> 00:44:14,489 Please conduct the rites today. 494 00:44:27,764 --> 00:44:29,744 Please summon the widow. 495 00:44:32,034 --> 00:44:34,674 Why is she not ready yet? 496 00:44:34,771 --> 00:44:39,311 Her husband is gone and she's very old now. Why bother... 497 00:44:39,375 --> 00:44:40,911 What do you mean, sir? 498 00:44:41,444 --> 00:44:44,891 She is supposed to be dressed her best for the sati! 499 00:44:45,214 --> 00:44:46,249 Satil? 500 00:44:49,519 --> 00:44:54,434 Two people can't even fit in this contraption. 501 00:44:55,324 --> 00:44:59,466 On a traditional wooden pyre, she would've easily immolated herself. 502 00:45:00,863 --> 00:45:03,810 Anyway, I'll have her seated. 503 00:45:03,900 --> 00:45:05,811 Sir, out of the way, please. 504 00:45:05,868 --> 00:45:08,849 Put one leg here, ma'am... 505 00:45:08,938 --> 00:45:12,613 No no sir, maybe it's best for you to rest... 506 00:45:12,675 --> 00:45:15,053 I'll perform the rites! 507 00:45:22,151 --> 00:45:23,892 Traditions have truly been lost. 508 00:45:28,958 --> 00:45:30,494 Ah, friend! 509 00:45:30,860 --> 00:45:34,569 Returning from a temple? Found one already? 510 00:45:34,664 --> 00:45:36,507 I'm in a hurry, I have to make a phone call... 511 00:45:36,566 --> 00:45:38,568 Me too! Let's go together... 512 00:45:38,668 --> 00:45:39,840 I need some clothes... 513 00:45:39,936 --> 00:45:42,746 Take my jacket, I have two! 514 00:45:42,805 --> 00:45:44,910 There's no need - No, I insist! 515 00:45:45,007 --> 00:45:46,350 Please listen to me... 516 00:45:46,709 --> 00:45:50,555 You look great, like fresh eggplant! - Eggplantl? 517 00:45:53,115 --> 00:45:55,095 These clothes are so weird... 518 00:46:05,795 --> 00:46:07,331 Salaam Alaikum Abba. 519 00:46:07,630 --> 00:46:10,110 Alaikum salaam! How are you? 520 00:46:10,166 --> 00:46:12,737 I'm great. This city is awesome! 521 00:46:12,835 --> 00:46:14,109 You've been touring the city all day? 522 00:46:14,170 --> 00:46:16,207 I got stuck with someone in - 523 00:46:16,305 --> 00:46:20,219 Hafeez, you are not there on vacation! 524 00:46:20,977 --> 00:46:22,718 There's no time to waste, 525 00:46:23,446 --> 00:46:25,221 Relax, Guruji. 526 00:46:25,314 --> 00:46:28,193 Guruji, ask about the bomb! 527 00:46:29,952 --> 00:46:31,863 Have you bought the explosives? 528 00:46:31,954 --> 00:46:33,661 I'm just about to. 529 00:46:33,723 --> 00:46:36,294 You will bring glory to Al Kaam-Tamaam! 530 00:46:36,392 --> 00:46:40,067 With your blessing, the whole world will know Maa ka Dal. 531 00:46:40,229 --> 00:46:42,004 Khuda haafiz, Abba. - Hafeez... 532 00:46:42,064 --> 00:46:44,203 I mean Jai Mata di, Abba. 533 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:45,344 Khuda haafiz. 534 00:46:46,836 --> 00:46:50,978 Guruji, a great actor is always in character. 535 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,543 Oh okay... take care. 536 00:46:55,044 --> 00:46:57,388 Careful, my boy! 537 00:47:20,937 --> 00:47:22,382 It won't stay erect... 538 00:47:23,673 --> 00:47:25,277 Mr. Missile Bobbitsky? 539 00:47:26,676 --> 00:47:29,657 Yeah... Mikhail Bobbitsky. 540 00:47:30,379 --> 00:47:33,019 I'm lshwarchand Sharma. I'm here to buy a bo - 541 00:47:33,115 --> 00:47:34,924 Shhhh! 542 00:47:36,786 --> 00:47:38,265 They are listening... 543 00:47:42,191 --> 00:47:44,831 So you are here to buy potatoes? 544 00:47:53,536 --> 00:47:56,608 Our potatoes are the best Mr. Sharma... 545 00:47:57,239 --> 00:48:00,482 We export to every pan of the world... 546 00:48:23,132 --> 00:48:25,738 Hello! Hello! 547 00:48:26,535 --> 00:48:31,814 Me Allahrakha Khan... You Huang Changping? 548 00:48:31,907 --> 00:48:34,911 It is my privilege to host you, sir. 549 00:48:35,378 --> 00:48:37,722 I'm very pleased to meet you. 550 00:48:38,514 --> 00:48:43,054 I hope you had no trouble finding my humble abode. 551 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,628 No... 552 00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,769 No... But... You speak Urdu? 553 00:48:51,093 --> 00:48:56,975 A good salesman knows the customer's language, sir. 554 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:07,585 Mr. Bobbitsky, I don't want potatoes! I'm here for a- 555 00:49:07,643 --> 00:49:09,520 Mr. Sharma! 556 00:49:10,546 --> 00:49:12,583 You want potatoes... 557 00:49:23,225 --> 00:49:25,432 Welcome to Area 52! 558 00:49:27,830 --> 00:49:30,003 Wow, Mr. Bobbitsky... 559 00:49:30,332 --> 00:49:31,834 Russian... 560 00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,186 Cousin! 561 00:49:46,816 --> 00:49:48,159 I need... 562 00:49:52,121 --> 00:49:55,568 Relax! They can't hear us here... 563 00:49:57,760 --> 00:49:59,171 Have a look... 564 00:50:00,529 --> 00:50:07,208 Welcome to Mikhail Bobbitsky's Bombs n' Roses! 565 00:50:07,503 --> 00:50:09,676 It will shake you up! 566 00:50:10,573 --> 00:50:15,318 Are you looking for a bomb that will solve all your problems? 567 00:50:19,014 --> 00:50:22,188 Then your search ends here! 568 00:50:22,752 --> 00:50:26,165 Cindy, no praise is enough for this product... 569 00:50:26,222 --> 00:50:28,725 The customers themselves are witness! 570 00:50:29,358 --> 00:50:32,567 It doesn't pay to be cheap... 571 00:50:32,628 --> 00:50:35,165 In 1999, I Shut up! 572 00:50:35,231 --> 00:50:38,474 I bought a *beep* Ltd. suicide bomb 573 00:50:38,534 --> 00:50:41,913 The mission failed and I only lost one arm. 574 00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:49,184 Have some tea. 575 00:51:09,431 --> 00:51:13,743 Any chance I could sample the product? 576 00:51:14,036 --> 00:51:16,209 Would you prefer to explode here or elsewhere? 577 00:51:17,573 --> 00:51:21,544 This is not a present for your wife... 578 00:51:22,444 --> 00:51:27,393 This is a suicide bomb. How exactly will you sample it? 579 00:51:29,118 --> 00:51:30,791 But what if- 580 00:51:30,886 --> 00:51:34,629 Don't worry about the bomb. It is Made in China. 581 00:51:35,391 --> 00:51:37,598 Even our mobile phones explode spontaneously. 582 00:51:42,164 --> 00:51:46,704 This looks like orange juice... Will it work? 583 00:51:46,769 --> 00:51:50,774 Chinese goods, bro. Judge it only on performance. 584 00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,444 It will blow you to pieces. 585 00:51:52,541 --> 00:51:55,044 You're getting a bomb at the cost of a sparkler, 586 00:51:55,110 --> 00:51:56,783 It's a great deal. 587 00:51:57,279 --> 00:52:01,386 If I had listened to my brother and avoided a cheap bomb... 588 00:52:01,450 --> 00:52:04,522 I would've been a martyr like him. 589 00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:15,271 Did you hear that, Cindy? - Yes, Tom! 590 00:52:15,598 --> 00:52:21,105 Order now! Prices are on your screen. 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That is a Japanese custom. 597 00:53:28,904 --> 00:53:30,815 Jung Nung, go! 598 00:53:32,541 --> 00:53:35,283 They just don't listen... 599 00:53:35,377 --> 00:53:37,357 They're playing with a ball of RDX! 600 00:53:47,356 --> 00:53:50,462 Take your assembly instructions. 601 00:53:50,559 --> 00:53:55,599 For such an amount you may have this potato bomb, my friend. 602 00:54:00,703 --> 00:54:02,307 And with it... 603 00:54:03,005 --> 00:54:08,216 Here is a copy of Bombmaking for Dummies. 604 00:54:26,061 --> 00:54:27,335 Thank you Mr. Bobbitsky! 605 00:54:56,191 --> 00:54:57,295 Allahrakha... 606 00:54:57,393 --> 00:55:01,535 Isn't your beard a bit short? 607 00:55:01,597 --> 00:55:07,206 All beards need not be honeycombs. What does a long beard accomplish? 608 00:55:07,269 --> 00:55:08,077 What? 609 00:55:08,170 --> 00:55:10,548 A long beard and cries of Jihad do not make a good Muslim. 610 00:55:10,606 --> 00:55:12,108 As a Muslim, how can you- 611 00:55:12,207 --> 00:55:14,244 You worry too much for Muslims! 612 00:55:14,343 --> 00:55:16,186 You got angry at the airport as well. 613 00:55:16,245 --> 00:55:19,419 Take care of yourself. Muslims will worry about themselves. 614 00:55:19,515 --> 00:55:21,085 Ah, here it is... 615 00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,396 Bull and boar... 616 00:55:27,456 --> 00:55:29,663 This is the place Wilfred was talking about... 617 00:55:53,348 --> 00:55:56,329 Looks like a bar... 618 00:55:57,052 --> 00:55:58,429 So what? 619 00:55:59,121 --> 00:56:01,533 A true Muslim has no place in a bar... 620 00:56:02,057 --> 00:56:04,162 Isn't alcohol prohibited in your religion? 621 00:56:06,495 --> 00:56:07,974 Well, you can have some... 622 00:56:08,263 --> 00:56:11,073 I have never even touched alcohol in my life. 623 00:56:11,533 --> 00:56:13,103 Such devotion! 624 00:56:15,838 --> 00:56:17,943 I'm very hungry, come! 625 00:56:18,006 --> 00:56:21,419 This is such a strange place... 626 00:56:32,988 --> 00:56:34,865 This is a great place... 627 00:56:35,157 --> 00:56:38,297 Based on the exterior, you can't even tell what's inside! 628 00:56:39,561 --> 00:56:40,437 Two? 629 00:56:43,999 --> 00:56:45,535 You're such an odd Muslim... 630 00:56:45,601 --> 00:56:47,376 You are having so much fun here... 631 00:56:47,436 --> 00:56:49,313 And you were insulting jihad earlier. 632 00:56:49,404 --> 00:56:51,509 Muslims have been persecuted through the years. 633 00:56:52,374 --> 00:56:53,478 The Quran says - 634 00:56:53,542 --> 00:56:54,953 What does the Quran say? 635 00:56:57,546 --> 00:56:58,889 The Quran... 636 00:57:01,850 --> 00:57:03,386 The Quran speaks of jihad! 637 00:57:03,452 --> 00:57:04,829 And what is jihad? 638 00:57:07,556 --> 00:57:08,899 Jihad... 639 00:57:10,325 --> 00:57:11,861 You know... What jihadis do... 640 00:57:11,927 --> 00:57:14,999 I see... And what do jihadis do? 641 00:57:22,671 --> 00:57:26,278 How would I know? After all, I'm a Hindu! 642 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,154 But as a Muslim, don't you know about jihad? 643 00:57:29,745 --> 00:57:31,247 And the Quran? 644 00:57:33,048 --> 00:57:35,153 The Quran says nothing of the son... 645 00:57:35,217 --> 00:57:37,493 You've been hoodwinked by baseless opinions. 646 00:57:37,953 --> 00:57:40,297 Yes, the Quran says that jihad is a struggle... 647 00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:43,063 But every man's internal struggle against sin. 648 00:57:43,492 --> 00:57:47,770 Most Muslims do not understand the Quran. You're only a Hindu. 649 00:57:50,299 --> 00:57:51,778 Haven't you read the Gita? 650 00:57:57,105 --> 00:57:57,674 Gita... 651 00:57:57,773 --> 00:58:01,482 If you had, you'd know the truth. Oh, really? 652 00:58:01,543 --> 00:58:04,547 In the Gita, Krishna asks Arjun to... 653 00:58:04,613 --> 00:58:06,650 Kill in the name of faith. 654 00:58:09,585 --> 00:58:13,226 The Gita refers to righteousness. Not religion. 655 00:58:13,956 --> 00:58:18,098 (Quoting scripture) 656 00:58:23,765 --> 00:58:25,005 Lord Krishna says... 657 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:26,535 O Arjun! 658 00:58:26,602 --> 00:58:27,706 Yes, My Lord? 659 00:58:28,003 --> 00:58:30,984 Overcoming fear, anger and hate... 660 00:58:31,273 --> 00:58:35,722 For the love of Mankind is the truest form of victory. 661 00:58:36,945 --> 00:58:40,984 The Gita speaks not of our religious constructs... 662 00:58:41,617 --> 00:58:45,360 But of victory... Of kindness over cruelty... 663 00:58:45,887 --> 00:58:47,298 Of virtue over vice... 664 00:58:47,889 --> 00:58:49,527 Of truth over falsehood. 665 00:58:51,927 --> 00:58:53,167 Really? 666 00:59:06,708 --> 00:59:08,051 Dzien Dobry! 667 00:59:10,579 --> 00:59:12,616 It means 'Good Day' in Polish. 668 00:59:16,084 --> 00:59:19,258 Would you like me to recommend a food order? 669 00:59:23,458 --> 00:59:27,167 You're Wilfred's new tenants, right? Tamim told me. 670 00:59:27,562 --> 00:59:30,941 Don't break his rules or else... 671 00:59:35,737 --> 00:59:39,549 Won't you introduce yourselves? I'm Rosanna. Call me Rosie. 672 00:59:39,608 --> 00:59:42,919 LAllahrakha! Call me... 673 00:59:43,979 --> 00:59:45,219 Whatever you like. 674 00:59:46,081 --> 00:59:47,355 Ishwarchand Sharma. 675 00:59:48,350 --> 00:59:49,795 Here we go... 676 00:59:50,285 --> 00:59:51,958 Poland's famous dish... 677 00:59:52,688 --> 00:59:55,168 Ziemniak ze sledziem. 678 01:00:03,031 --> 01:00:04,942 I'm vegetarian... 679 01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:12,709 Come on bro, Rosie has brought it with such love... 680 01:00:12,908 --> 01:00:14,148 Here. 681 01:00:17,479 --> 01:00:18,719 Thank you... 682 01:00:19,481 --> 01:00:22,121 So what brings you to Krakow? 683 01:00:23,585 --> 01:00:25,826 I'm here to become famous. 684 01:00:26,121 --> 01:00:27,361 How famous? 685 01:00:27,723 --> 01:00:30,704 You'll know when my work is done... 686 01:00:31,393 --> 01:00:34,397 In fact, the whole world will know. 687 01:00:35,030 --> 01:00:37,909 Why, planning to blow something up? 688 01:00:44,773 --> 01:00:46,309 What do you mean? 689 01:00:46,541 --> 01:00:48,817 That just because he's a Muslim he's a terrorist? 690 01:00:49,678 --> 01:00:53,353 It's the same everywhere. Aren't Muslims human too? 691 01:00:53,615 --> 01:00:56,255 I'm sorry I upset you... 692 01:00:56,351 --> 01:01:01,096 Don't mind him Rosie, he's a Hindu... He cannot tolerate insults... 693 01:01:01,156 --> 01:01:03,602 Even against Muslims. 694 01:01:03,959 --> 01:01:08,704 Okay guys, enjoy your meal. I'll be back. Bye! 695 01:01:09,598 --> 01:01:10,838 Bye Rosie... 696 01:02:03,585 --> 01:02:06,156 Salaam Alaikum! Salaam Alaikum! 697 01:02:06,988 --> 01:02:09,798 Alaikum salaam friends. All okay? 698 01:02:10,325 --> 01:02:14,068 Nothing is okay. Show him... 699 01:02:22,571 --> 01:02:24,016 What is this? 700 01:02:24,105 --> 01:02:26,915 It's a lamb. We want to hide it here. 701 01:02:27,175 --> 01:02:28,245 Why? 702 01:02:28,310 --> 01:02:29,550 Are you stupid? 703 01:02:32,314 --> 01:02:36,319 We'll sacrifice it on Eid in a couple of days. 704 01:02:37,052 --> 01:02:40,397 Unfortunately, this Wilfred... 705 01:02:40,789 --> 01:02:42,598 Doesn't allow us to keep lambs. 706 01:02:43,158 --> 01:02:45,832 You're new, so he won't suspect you. 707 01:02:45,927 --> 01:02:50,171 Okay, I'll see you at the Eid feast! 708 01:02:50,499 --> 01:02:54,470 And take care of the lamb. It is of a royal lineage. 709 01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:56,947 Good bye now! - Good bye! 710 01:02:57,005 --> 01:02:57,881 Hey, wait - 711 01:02:57,939 --> 01:02:59,145 Good bye! 712 01:03:19,361 --> 01:03:22,308 Amidst gunfire and notes of war 713 01:03:22,364 --> 01:03:25,243 Straight up or convoluted... 714 01:03:25,333 --> 01:03:28,280 One and many, dazed and confused 715 01:03:28,370 --> 01:03:31,317 You push and shove, look deep into the enemy's eye... 716 01:03:31,373 --> 01:03:36,379 And act on what the heart says... 717 01:03:36,478 --> 01:03:39,084 I will fight the world! 718 01:03:39,414 --> 01:03:41,792 I will fight the world! 719 01:03:42,417 --> 01:03:45,364 I will fight the world! 720 01:03:45,420 --> 01:03:47,866 I will fight the world! 721 01:03:55,363 --> 01:03:58,344 Kill or die, I will do as I please. 722 01:03:58,433 --> 01:04:01,312 I'm not afraid of anyone. 723 01:04:01,403 --> 01:04:04,384 It's my story, I write my own script... 724 01:04:04,439 --> 01:04:07,386 It's my right, and I own it. 725 01:04:07,475 --> 01:04:10,285 It's my take, the rest is unimportant 726 01:04:10,345 --> 01:04:13,292 My thoughts, and my wish 727 01:04:13,381 --> 01:04:18,353 I will not stop, and keep moving on... 728 01:04:18,420 --> 01:04:20,764 I will fight the world! 729 01:04:21,323 --> 01:04:23,963 I will fight the world! 730 01:04:24,426 --> 01:04:27,202 I will fight the world! 731 01:04:27,462 --> 01:04:29,874 I will fight the world! 732 01:04:49,417 --> 01:04:52,364 This way or that, it doesn't matter how... 733 01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:55,333 The deed must be done. 734 01:04:55,390 --> 01:04:58,337 I wield all power and control. 735 01:04:58,426 --> 01:05:01,373 In a deck of cards, I'm the ace of spades. 736 01:05:01,429 --> 01:05:04,342 I will smite the blots that they are 737 01:05:04,399 --> 01:05:07,312 And run the world on my whim 738 01:05:07,369 --> 01:05:12,978 I will suffer no more. 739 01:05:13,241 --> 01:05:14,743 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick... 740 01:05:14,843 --> 01:05:15,344 Boom. 741 01:05:15,410 --> 01:05:17,754 I will fight the world! 742 01:05:18,313 --> 01:05:20,759 I will fight the world! 743 01:05:21,349 --> 01:05:24,330 I will fight the world! 744 01:05:24,419 --> 01:05:26,763 I will fight the world! 745 01:06:03,391 --> 01:06:04,529 Oh no... 746 01:06:05,627 --> 01:06:06,765 Police! 747 01:06:09,931 --> 01:06:12,537 Meet my friends... 748 01:06:13,635 --> 01:06:16,616 Willie and Bahadur! 749 01:06:17,372 --> 01:06:19,443 It's Wai Kar Wong. 750 01:06:29,751 --> 01:06:32,322 My God... 751 01:06:33,021 --> 01:06:34,728 What is this Tamim? 752 01:06:34,789 --> 01:06:37,633 Willie, remove your glasses... 753 01:06:37,726 --> 01:06:39,228 It's a hole! 754 01:06:39,461 --> 01:06:41,805 We can see the hole Tamim... 755 01:06:42,130 --> 01:06:44,736 Why is it in the roof?! 756 01:06:45,567 --> 01:06:46,978 Mr. Sharma! 757 01:06:49,437 --> 01:06:51,610 New kids in town. Desis. 758 01:06:51,673 --> 01:06:54,916 Missing home... Trying to spend time together... 759 01:06:55,310 --> 01:06:58,382 Duplex... Cozy cozy. It's alright. 760 01:07:00,248 --> 01:07:04,390 Spending time together... Or planning to bomb the city? 761 01:07:06,254 --> 01:07:08,564 Just because he's a Muslim he's a terrorist? 762 01:07:08,623 --> 01:07:13,003 No no, you're overreacting... Let it go... 763 01:07:13,328 --> 01:07:14,932 Don't get worked up... 764 01:07:15,196 --> 01:07:17,107 They are only kidding! 765 01:07:17,165 --> 01:07:21,079 Shut the hell up! Don't be smart! 766 01:07:30,745 --> 01:07:32,247 You are right... 767 01:07:34,182 --> 01:07:36,219 Every Muslim is not a terrorist. 768 01:07:38,453 --> 01:07:39,932 You can also be one. 769 01:07:56,771 --> 01:07:58,079 All clear. 770 01:07:58,940 --> 01:08:01,079 Don't worry, don't worry... 771 01:08:01,276 --> 01:08:04,348 One day real terrorists will come... 772 01:08:05,346 --> 01:08:09,522 Then guess who will catch them and get a promotion? 773 01:08:11,586 --> 01:08:12,530 Who? 774 01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:14,756 Who? 775 01:08:16,157 --> 01:08:17,227 Who? 776 01:08:18,059 --> 01:08:22,530 You... You, my babies! You! 777 01:08:23,498 --> 01:08:24,738 Let's go... 778 01:08:28,736 --> 01:08:30,272 I'll see them off. 779 01:08:40,748 --> 01:08:42,819 Heathen! Pest! 780 01:08:43,518 --> 01:08:45,862 You two are clear now. Enjoy. 781 01:09:23,157 --> 01:09:25,728 Are you tired, Bholu? 782 01:09:27,095 --> 01:09:28,472 Want to sit here? 783 01:09:39,841 --> 01:09:41,115 Excuse me... 784 01:09:41,376 --> 01:09:43,947 How come you're here, friend? 785 01:09:44,045 --> 01:09:46,286 You're here too? 786 01:09:46,748 --> 01:09:48,785 Come, let's chat! 787 01:09:48,883 --> 01:09:50,692 No no, some other time... 788 01:09:51,085 --> 01:09:54,555 Rosie was looking for you... Let's go meet her! 789 01:09:54,822 --> 01:09:56,324 Rosie? - Yes! 790 01:09:56,624 --> 01:10:00,595 Let's go, then! Yes, let's get out of here... 791 01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:03,609 Come Bholu... Rosie is dying to meet us... 792 01:10:06,701 --> 01:10:08,840 The Eid feast is coming up... 793 01:10:09,837 --> 01:10:12,443 This lamb will be sacrificed in vain. 794 01:10:13,007 --> 01:10:17,581 The Quran asks us to sacrifice something dear our heart... 795 01:10:17,979 --> 01:10:20,152 To understand the true meaning of loss. 796 01:10:20,815 --> 01:10:22,226 That's a real sacrifice. 797 01:10:22,483 --> 01:10:26,898 But these ignorant people just buy a lamb and eat it on Eid. 798 01:10:27,855 --> 01:10:28,959 It's cruel. 799 01:10:35,163 --> 01:10:36,403 It was me. 800 01:10:50,011 --> 01:10:51,718 You talkin' to me? 801 01:10:52,780 --> 01:10:53,918 Who you talkin' to? 802 01:10:56,150 --> 01:10:57,424 Me? 803 01:11:01,723 --> 01:11:04,101 Well, there's no one else here... 804 01:11:06,260 --> 01:11:07,466 You talkin' to me? 805 01:11:10,365 --> 01:11:11,469 Me? 806 01:11:28,549 --> 01:11:30,426 Don't worry Bholu... 807 01:11:31,552 --> 01:11:34,795 I'll destroy our common enemies with this bomb. 808 01:11:45,333 --> 01:11:49,008 There... You're Hindu now. 809 01:11:49,737 --> 01:11:52,616 At least you'll find the right heaven now. 810 01:11:56,177 --> 01:11:57,781 Eid Mubarak, friend! 811 01:11:59,614 --> 01:12:00,820 Oh no... 812 01:12:02,483 --> 01:12:03,791 It's Eid today! 813 01:12:20,501 --> 01:12:22,105 Bro... 814 01:12:22,804 --> 01:12:25,944 Take Bholu, they are here to kill him! 815 01:12:29,677 --> 01:12:31,418 Where are you? 816 01:12:32,613 --> 01:12:34,889 Salaam Alaikum! 817 01:12:36,150 --> 01:12:40,292 Allahrakha, you look great today! 818 01:12:40,621 --> 01:12:44,535 Hale and hearty... You've settled in well! 819 01:12:45,426 --> 01:12:47,872 Come let's hug... Eid Mubarak! 820 01:12:48,596 --> 01:12:52,703 Eid Mubarak! Eid Mubarak! 821 01:12:56,137 --> 01:12:59,812 I can't see our lamb anywhere... 822 01:12:59,907 --> 01:13:03,116 Have you eaten him by yourself? 823 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,361 My friends... 824 01:13:11,819 --> 01:13:14,197 The lamb has gone up. 825 01:13:14,522 --> 01:13:15,500 What? 826 01:13:15,756 --> 01:13:19,067 It went up? Up to heaven? 827 01:13:19,127 --> 01:13:21,368 Ya Allah! 828 01:13:22,029 --> 01:13:26,535 The lamb was of a royal lineage! 829 01:13:26,767 --> 01:13:28,303 What will we do now? 830 01:13:58,900 --> 01:14:01,779 It's all Allah's will... 831 01:14:08,109 --> 01:14:09,952 Ya Allah! Ya Allah! 832 01:14:10,278 --> 01:14:11,757 What a miracle! 833 01:14:12,513 --> 01:14:16,518 We only shed a few tears and Allah sent us a lamb! 834 01:14:16,584 --> 01:14:19,565 Subhanallah! - Subhanallah! 835 01:14:19,620 --> 01:14:20,758 Friends! 836 01:14:21,088 --> 01:14:24,695 What kind of lamb is this? It has a mark on the head. 837 01:14:24,759 --> 01:14:27,740 The Hindu upstairs has convened it! 838 01:14:31,465 --> 01:14:36,244 This infidel lamb cannot stay here... Get out! 839 01:14:37,538 --> 01:14:39,313 Get out! 840 01:14:47,682 --> 01:14:50,060 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. 841 01:14:54,755 --> 01:14:57,565 Ah I've found you, Sir. 842 01:14:57,625 --> 01:15:03,075 Everyone is waiting for you at dinner... Come... 843 01:15:18,546 --> 01:15:21,686 Idiots, hugging away as if I were a bridegroom... 844 01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:26,924 If it weren't for the feast I'd have blown all of them up! 845 01:15:27,321 --> 01:15:28,766 A real Eid celebration. 846 01:15:31,726 --> 01:15:33,899 The sumptuous feast saved them this time... 847 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,210 lshwarchand... 848 01:15:41,269 --> 01:15:42,543 lshwarchand! 849 01:15:49,477 --> 01:15:51,115 Ishwarchand! 850 01:15:51,912 --> 01:15:53,983 Where are you? 851 01:15:57,018 --> 01:15:58,759 Where did he go? 852 01:16:03,090 --> 01:16:05,593 I can feel the presence of God here... 853 01:16:34,088 --> 01:16:36,068 Bobbitsky... Bomb? 854 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:41,761 Must've been Tamim... 855 01:18:11,886 --> 01:18:13,024 This... 856 01:18:13,387 --> 01:18:14,957 How did you... 857 01:18:28,335 --> 01:18:31,373 You great big hidden gem! 858 01:18:32,473 --> 01:18:34,612 I know your secret... 859 01:18:35,643 --> 01:18:39,591 I'm here for the same reason! I have a bomb too. 860 01:18:42,983 --> 01:18:46,396 Here.. my bomb's formula! 861 01:18:53,794 --> 01:18:58,300 Frock... Chocolate... Doll... Pizza...? 862 01:18:58,399 --> 01:19:02,711 Not that, that's my niece's shopping list... 863 01:19:02,903 --> 01:19:05,645 Come, I'll show you my bomb. 864 01:19:14,982 --> 01:19:15,858 So... 865 01:19:15,916 --> 01:19:18,021 So you and I are on the same side! 866 01:19:18,085 --> 01:19:21,362 All this acting was unnecessary. 867 01:19:21,789 --> 01:19:24,599 You turned out to be one of us! 868 01:19:25,993 --> 01:19:28,337 You... Me... 869 01:19:29,363 --> 01:19:30,865 We're both on the same side! 870 01:19:37,538 --> 01:19:41,714 You scared me... But now you know everything... 871 01:19:41,775 --> 01:19:45,848 Say no more! I've understood everything. 872 01:19:51,819 --> 01:19:54,629 Like the two of us... 873 01:19:55,022 --> 01:19:58,560 We want the people of the world to unite. 874 01:19:58,792 --> 01:20:02,899 We have invited all major religious leaders... 875 01:20:03,230 --> 01:20:07,906 To the 13th World Religions' Conference. 876 01:20:09,203 --> 01:20:11,547 Hello... - Hi Rosie! 877 01:20:21,115 --> 01:20:24,460 You... For you... Cheers. 878 01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:29,999 Allahrakha... This is alcohol. 879 01:20:30,457 --> 01:20:31,629 So what? 880 01:20:31,692 --> 01:20:34,730 It is forbidden in our faith. 881 01:20:35,429 --> 01:20:40,902 İt is allowed in her faith... it is a holy offering in Christianity. 882 01:20:41,402 --> 01:20:42,938 I'm not Christian. 883 01:20:44,104 --> 01:20:44,809 What do you mean? 884 01:20:45,606 --> 01:20:48,212 But... Isn't Rosie a Christian name? 885 01:20:49,610 --> 01:20:51,248 What's in a name? 886 01:20:52,012 --> 01:20:55,323 Allah himself resides in his name are you're asking what's in a name? 887 01:20:55,683 --> 01:20:59,153 Immediately, one knows that this man is Muslim. 888 01:21:00,888 --> 01:21:03,926 Er.. Just like lshwarchand is Hindu... 889 01:21:10,464 --> 01:21:12,137 I have no religion. 890 01:21:13,267 --> 01:21:16,510 What? No Religion? 891 01:21:17,605 --> 01:21:22,350 How can one live without faith? 892 01:21:23,510 --> 01:21:25,922 All religions say the same thing. 893 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:27,884 Be a good person. 894 01:21:28,515 --> 01:21:31,052 I try to do that at all times anyway. 895 01:21:32,019 --> 01:21:33,760 So where's the need for religion? 896 01:21:34,755 --> 01:21:37,292 I'm happy... Isn't that enough? 897 01:21:39,893 --> 01:21:41,031 Anyway... 898 01:21:41,862 --> 01:21:45,173 Have a drink with me. It's my parents' anniversary. 899 01:21:45,566 --> 01:21:48,547 Oh... Let's go meet them! 900 01:21:49,236 --> 01:21:50,476 They aren't here. 901 01:21:55,743 --> 01:21:59,316 You've hurt her feelings. You're so stubborn sometimes. 902 01:22:00,314 --> 01:22:02,954 There's only two days left anyway... 903 01:22:03,417 --> 01:22:06,125 She takes such good care of us... 904 01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:10,835 Even the Almighty would forgive a few sips. 905 01:22:15,796 --> 01:22:17,537 There's only two days left anyway... 906 01:22:18,465 --> 01:22:19,603 My friend. 907 01:22:23,704 --> 01:22:24,774 Sure? 908 01:22:46,527 --> 01:22:49,406 Come on guys... Let's go! 909 01:23:07,281 --> 01:23:10,922 Here we go to party tonight... 910 01:23:11,018 --> 01:23:14,488 And forget all our worries. 911 01:23:14,722 --> 01:23:18,192 All of us have the right to a hangover. 912 01:23:18,492 --> 01:23:21,837 Saturday night, full tight. 913 01:23:22,196 --> 01:23:25,769 A mix of fun and intoxication. 914 01:23:25,933 --> 01:23:29,540 The end of all our worries. 915 01:23:29,636 --> 01:23:33,379 All of us have the right to a hangover. 916 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:36,978 Saturday night, full tight. 917 01:24:08,008 --> 01:24:11,285 Paro or Devdas, logic or nonsense 918 01:24:11,678 --> 01:24:15,057 Monday or Friday, normal or dry day 919 01:24:15,449 --> 01:24:18,862 Boring or awesome, serious or carefree... 920 01:24:19,219 --> 01:24:22,132 Life need not be black or white. 921 01:24:22,222 --> 01:24:25,829 A mix of fun and intoxication. 922 01:24:25,926 --> 01:24:29,601 The end of all our worries. 923 01:24:29,663 --> 01:24:33,270 All of us have the right to a hangover. 924 01:24:33,333 --> 01:24:36,974 Saturday night, full tight. 925 01:25:07,134 --> 01:25:10,581 From cycle to metro, or modern to retro... 926 01:25:10,938 --> 01:25:14,476 From gloomy to glitter, snail mail to Twitter... 927 01:25:14,741 --> 01:25:18,416 From uncle to aunty, portrait to selfie... 928 01:25:18,478 --> 01:25:22,187 Take the voyage of dreams; Saturday night, full tight! 929 01:25:22,249 --> 01:25:25,890 A mix of fun and intoxication. 930 01:25:25,986 --> 01:25:29,490 The end of all our worries. 931 01:25:29,590 --> 01:25:33,299 All of us have the right to a hangover. 932 01:25:33,360 --> 01:25:37,206 Saturday night, full tight. 933 01:25:37,297 --> 01:25:41,040 A mix of fun and intoxication. 934 01:25:41,134 --> 01:25:44,604 The end of all our worries. 935 01:25:44,671 --> 01:25:48,448 All of us have the right to a hangover. 936 01:25:48,542 --> 01:25:52,922 Saturday night, full tight. 937 01:26:10,864 --> 01:26:12,844 This what you call a hangover. 938 01:26:14,601 --> 01:26:16,444 If I may say so... 939 01:26:16,503 --> 01:26:19,950 Green is a completely useless colour. 940 01:26:21,441 --> 01:26:23,819 Have some green tea. 941 01:26:28,415 --> 01:26:33,023 Let this be. What we drank last night was a lot more fun. 942 01:26:35,989 --> 01:26:40,529 Last night was fun. No more such nights, though. 943 01:26:41,295 --> 01:26:43,138 Last night was the last chance. 944 01:26:44,131 --> 01:26:46,202 We'll never see Rosie again either. 945 01:26:49,569 --> 01:26:53,915 Can I ask you a question? Heaven will be fun, right? 946 01:26:53,974 --> 01:26:55,544 Yes, of course... 947 01:26:57,844 --> 01:27:00,347 It must be... 948 01:27:02,182 --> 01:27:03,627 ls there no guarantee? 949 01:27:04,551 --> 01:27:06,155 Not in the scriptures. 950 01:27:06,253 --> 01:27:09,359 Never mind the scriptures. They don't preach violence either. 951 01:27:09,790 --> 01:27:11,929 So then why are we... 952 01:27:13,026 --> 01:27:16,473 The elders have taught us this. It must be right. 953 01:27:17,064 --> 01:27:21,740 But the elders didn't say why the Almighty is so complicated. 954 01:27:22,502 --> 01:27:24,311 Why not let us enjoy life on Earth? 955 01:27:25,339 --> 01:27:29,549 Maybe last night was the Almighty's will as well? 956 01:27:29,776 --> 01:27:31,949 Just that He gave us a short time. 957 01:27:32,479 --> 01:27:38,293 Only just showed us these pleasures... And quickly summoned us to Him. 958 01:27:41,254 --> 01:27:43,256 Don't be disheartened... 959 01:27:47,094 --> 01:27:49,335 Maybe He has summoned just me? 960 01:27:52,099 --> 01:27:55,308 You stay here. I will blow myself up. 961 01:27:56,269 --> 01:27:59,716 No no, I will blow myself up. You should stay here. 962 01:28:00,107 --> 01:28:01,609 So you can be with Rosie. 963 01:28:01,842 --> 01:28:04,652 That sentiment is enough for me. I'll blow myself up. 964 01:28:04,745 --> 01:28:08,022 I can't let you do that. I'll blow myself up. 965 01:28:08,081 --> 01:28:10,152 I have to go to heaven! 966 01:28:10,217 --> 01:28:11,287 I have to go to heaven too! 967 01:28:11,385 --> 01:28:14,195 Heaven awaits me! It awaits me too! 968 01:28:14,287 --> 01:28:18,463 Stop saying 'jannat for heaven! That word is used only by Muslims. 969 01:28:18,525 --> 01:28:21,870 Why not? After all, we are both Muslim. 970 01:28:22,195 --> 01:28:24,471 Your mom might be a Muslim, idiot! 971 01:28:25,832 --> 01:28:31,441 Yes... My mom and dad are Muslim. My whole family is. 972 01:28:31,805 --> 01:28:33,842 Like you, Allahrakha. 973 01:28:33,940 --> 01:28:37,387 To hell with Allahrakha! A beard does not make me a Muslim. 974 01:28:37,477 --> 01:28:41,357 I am a Hindu! My name is Praveen Chaturvedi! 975 01:28:46,887 --> 01:28:49,766 And my name is Hafeez bin Ali! 976 01:28:53,026 --> 01:28:54,630 Traitor! 977 01:28:54,694 --> 01:28:56,765 You betrayed me! 978 01:28:56,830 --> 01:28:59,071 It is you who has betrayed me! 979 01:28:59,399 --> 01:29:02,209 I considered you a brother! - Me too! 980 01:29:05,238 --> 01:29:07,684 You people cannot be trusted! 981 01:29:07,741 --> 01:29:11,348 Let me see how you blow yourself up... 982 01:29:14,414 --> 01:29:17,793 This green colour... I should have known! 983 01:29:18,952 --> 01:29:20,659 Put that down. - You want me to? 984 01:29:20,720 --> 01:29:22,324 Put that down! 985 01:29:22,422 --> 01:29:23,662 Make me! 986 01:29:24,591 --> 01:29:27,572 I'm going to destroy your bomb... 987 01:29:27,928 --> 01:29:31,000 Leave the bomb... Leave it! 988 01:29:40,273 --> 01:29:42,651 I'll send you to heaven! 989 01:29:42,709 --> 01:29:45,553 Not one single scratch. 990 01:30:08,635 --> 01:30:10,410 The terror suspects have been apprehended... 991 01:30:10,504 --> 01:30:14,475 Two Bangistani youths are said to be involved... 992 01:30:14,574 --> 01:30:17,919 lshwarchand Sharma and Allahrakha Khan. 993 01:30:17,978 --> 01:30:20,185 They have been arrested... 994 01:30:20,247 --> 01:30:24,457 But are recovering at Mercy West Hospital... 995 01:30:24,518 --> 01:30:29,729 before they are brought to trial. 996 01:30:32,159 --> 01:30:33,365 Let's go. - Let's go. 997 01:30:42,335 --> 01:30:44,440 There are others here too. Are you mad? 998 01:30:44,504 --> 01:30:46,108 Those two are mad. 999 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:49,116 Bombed the place. Terrorists. 1000 01:30:49,176 --> 01:30:50,917 How do you know they are terrorists? 1001 01:30:51,011 --> 01:30:52,922 The bomb didn't go off on it's own. 1002 01:30:53,713 --> 01:30:55,693 You don't know anything about terrorists. 1003 01:30:56,950 --> 01:30:58,623 But I do know those two. 1004 01:31:00,287 --> 01:31:01,265 Excuse me! 1005 01:31:02,889 --> 01:31:03,867 Willie! 1006 01:31:06,026 --> 01:31:07,198 Willie, listen to me! 1007 01:31:09,963 --> 01:31:10,771 What the hell?! 1008 01:31:11,531 --> 01:31:14,137 I have nothing to confess! I'm not a terrorist! 1009 01:31:14,234 --> 01:31:17,044 Those two desi rats. They have to confess. 1010 01:31:17,103 --> 01:31:21,609 We would've had their confession. We could've been promoted! 1011 01:31:22,409 --> 01:31:24,787 Instead of that we might lose our jobs! 1012 01:31:27,981 --> 01:31:29,983 No no, listen, listen... 1013 01:31:30,617 --> 01:31:32,221 I have a plan... 1014 01:31:33,253 --> 01:31:34,561 I have a plan. 1015 01:31:34,621 --> 01:31:36,032 What plan? 1016 01:31:36,089 --> 01:31:40,469 If I help them escape... And you catch them... 1017 01:31:41,728 --> 01:31:46,108 Then who will become the hero? 1018 01:31:46,933 --> 01:31:47,707 Who? 1019 01:31:47,934 --> 01:31:48,605 Who? 1020 01:31:48,668 --> 01:31:49,339 Who? 1021 01:31:49,769 --> 01:31:51,749 You Willie! 1022 01:32:34,047 --> 01:32:37,995 Guruji has come to Krakow. Everything will be okay. 1023 01:32:40,287 --> 01:32:41,425 Jai Maa ka Dal! 1024 01:32:41,688 --> 01:32:43,065 Jai Maa ka Dal! 1025 01:32:45,091 --> 01:32:47,298 I'll take him down now... 1026 01:33:19,392 --> 01:33:20,598 Hafeez... 1027 01:33:22,028 --> 01:33:23,302 Hafeez! 1028 01:33:24,698 --> 01:33:26,678 It's me, Haatim. 1029 01:33:27,934 --> 01:33:29,470 Salaam Alaikum Hafeez! 1030 01:33:39,913 --> 01:33:44,293 I'm here now... Don't worry. Take some rest. 1031 01:33:51,524 --> 01:33:55,939 Couldn't wait to go to heaven, eh Hafeez? 1032 01:33:56,863 --> 01:33:59,104 You set off the bomb so early. 1033 01:34:01,134 --> 01:34:03,705 But rest assured. The mission will be completed. 1034 01:34:03,970 --> 01:34:05,881 You don't have to do anything. 1035 01:34:05,939 --> 01:34:08,886 Zulfi will go in your place. 1036 01:34:09,509 --> 01:34:12,979 He was so adamant that Abba gave in. 1037 01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:17,726 Abba said, 'before Hafeez reveals the plan... 1038 01:34:18,118 --> 01:34:19,825 Send him to heaven.' 1039 01:34:19,919 --> 01:34:21,830 So I came to see you. 1040 01:34:21,921 --> 01:34:23,992 I've got you a present. 1041 01:34:28,728 --> 01:34:32,073 This is full of air. 1042 01:34:36,236 --> 01:34:39,308 Air... bubble... 1043 01:34:46,613 --> 01:34:48,593 ls your arm numb yet? 1044 01:34:48,681 --> 01:34:53,096 Calm down, calm down! You're very lucky. 1045 01:34:53,319 --> 01:34:54,627 You're going to heaven! 1046 01:34:54,687 --> 01:34:56,098 Yes! 1047 01:34:56,523 --> 01:34:58,969 Patience... I'm doing it... 1048 01:35:00,026 --> 01:35:01,767 Transfer car has arrived. 1049 01:35:02,028 --> 01:35:04,065 We need to move the terrorists to court. 1050 01:35:04,130 --> 01:35:06,132 Yes yes... It's almost done... 1051 01:35:06,199 --> 01:35:07,303 Hey... What are you... 1052 01:35:15,975 --> 01:35:18,080 He was trying to kill me! 1053 01:35:19,913 --> 01:35:25,329 Why, this sweet baba ganoush... He kill a terrorist like you? 1054 01:35:25,585 --> 01:35:26,996 He's a murderer? 1055 01:35:27,287 --> 01:35:29,665 By the way, you two brownies... You know each other? 1056 01:35:32,058 --> 01:35:35,164 No... I do not know this man. 1057 01:35:36,563 --> 01:35:38,975 Come on, you are going behind bars. 1058 01:35:56,249 --> 01:36:02,200 Those were the days when I was blissfully ignorant 1059 01:36:02,622 --> 01:36:08,538 I had no religion when I was a child 1060 01:36:08,828 --> 01:36:14,642 And then I had one, and innocence passed 1061 01:36:14,901 --> 01:36:20,908 All ties snapped with my friend of another faith 1062 01:36:21,241 --> 01:36:27,089 Is he dead or alive, I have no word 1063 01:36:27,447 --> 01:36:33,489 Your God is not mine, my God is not yours. 1064 01:36:33,753 --> 01:36:39,760 Your God is not mine, my God is not yours. 1065 01:36:52,472 --> 01:36:58,184 I'm ready for war, armed with scripture 1066 01:36:58,711 --> 01:37:04,593 My remaining days are to be spent in battle 1067 01:37:04,951 --> 01:37:10,867 It's in my blood to wield weapons 1068 01:37:11,124 --> 01:37:17,075 Heaven or Hell, business reigns 1069 01:37:17,363 --> 01:37:23,143 I don't care how beautiful the world is 1070 01:37:23,469 --> 01:37:29,351 Your God is not mine, my God is not yours. 1071 01:37:29,742 --> 01:37:35,749 Your God is not mine, my God is not yours. 1072 01:37:39,185 --> 01:37:41,631 I won't let that bomb go off. 1073 01:37:43,890 --> 01:37:47,099 Our bomb will explode! Let my people come. 1074 01:37:50,363 --> 01:37:51,774 Nobody is coming... 1075 01:37:52,532 --> 01:37:55,376 I had to come. At the risk of my life. 1076 01:37:55,468 --> 01:37:59,177 Tamim! You turned out to be a real surprise... 1077 01:37:59,272 --> 01:38:02,310 Don't talk to me! Shut up. 1078 01:38:03,176 --> 01:38:04,678 Terrorist... 1079 01:38:05,645 --> 01:38:10,594 You give all Muslims a bad name! Still on about the bomb... 1080 01:38:11,317 --> 01:38:12,318 Shame on you! 1081 01:38:12,418 --> 01:38:14,295 But who sent you? 1082 01:38:14,387 --> 01:38:15,388 Enough! 1083 01:38:15,455 --> 01:38:16,991 I'll explain later. 1084 01:38:18,024 --> 01:38:19,367 Stop the car, Tamim. 1085 01:38:19,425 --> 01:38:23,032 Why? - I said stop the car, Tamim! 1086 01:38:24,330 --> 01:38:27,072 You third world people... You can't take a leak here. 1087 01:38:27,634 --> 01:38:30,376 I won't let that bomb go off. Stop the car! 1088 01:38:32,271 --> 01:38:33,272 What are you doing? 1089 01:38:33,740 --> 01:38:34,741 Stop the car! 1090 01:38:34,807 --> 01:38:36,286 Idiot, we'll all die! 1091 01:39:03,970 --> 01:39:06,211 He was helping us run away! 1092 01:39:12,445 --> 01:39:13,651 Where would you run away to? 1093 01:39:13,713 --> 01:39:16,284 Anywhere! My people are everywhere. 1094 01:39:18,651 --> 01:39:20,187 Your people? 1095 01:39:20,620 --> 01:39:22,827 My people came to kill me. 1096 01:39:24,290 --> 01:39:26,429 And soon, yours will too. 1097 01:39:38,037 --> 01:39:39,812 Someone else is going in my place. 1098 01:39:39,872 --> 01:39:41,078 I have to stop him. 1099 01:39:41,307 --> 01:39:45,278 Now neither of our bombs will go off. 1100 01:39:45,945 --> 01:39:48,983 In you and I, in every human being 1101 01:39:49,082 --> 01:39:51,494 In joy... 1102 01:39:52,051 --> 01:39:53,587 In sorrow... 1103 01:39:53,653 --> 01:39:57,260 In music and dance 1104 01:39:57,690 --> 01:40:03,140 In the beloved and her lover... 1105 01:40:03,329 --> 01:40:09,280 There's only you, only you, only you... 1106 01:40:09,335 --> 01:40:14,785 You are the eternal phrase 1107 01:40:15,007 --> 01:40:19,922 You are the daughter and the mother 1108 01:40:20,379 --> 01:40:25,886 You fill me with such inspiration... 1109 01:40:25,985 --> 01:40:30,957 That my name is now Rumi 1110 01:40:31,057 --> 01:40:32,331 lshwarchand... 1111 01:40:33,126 --> 01:40:34,400 lshwarchand... 1112 01:40:35,695 --> 01:40:37,072 lshwarchand... 1113 01:40:37,130 --> 01:40:38,473 It's Hafeez bin Ali. 1114 01:40:38,531 --> 01:40:40,340 Yes yes, Hafeez... 1115 01:40:41,000 --> 01:40:43,139 You've opened my eyes. 1116 01:40:43,536 --> 01:40:45,982 I'm with you now. What's your plan? 1117 01:40:46,305 --> 01:40:50,981 Anything... I'll tell the police everything. 1118 01:40:51,077 --> 01:40:55,617 And the police will trust you? We are terrorists, remember. 1119 01:40:56,449 --> 01:40:58,190 We are on our own. 1120 01:40:58,985 --> 01:41:01,022 Come, sit. - No. 1121 01:41:01,954 --> 01:41:05,561 The bomb will go off by the time you walk there. 1122 01:41:05,858 --> 01:41:08,304 Come Hafeez. We'll stop them together. 1123 01:41:08,361 --> 01:41:09,533 I said no. 1124 01:41:10,963 --> 01:41:13,068 Hafeez... I... 1125 01:41:13,466 --> 01:41:15,309 I can't do it by myself. 1126 01:41:15,735 --> 01:41:20,741 You fill the world with wonder 1127 01:41:21,507 --> 01:41:25,649 You take away the worries 1128 01:41:27,513 --> 01:41:33,486 Your God is not mine, my God is not yours. 1129 01:41:45,731 --> 01:41:48,041 He's not coming, is he? 1130 01:42:08,588 --> 01:42:13,298 Here, wear these. I'll go change as well. 1131 01:42:36,916 --> 01:42:38,520 Jai Maa ka Dal, Guruji! 1132 01:42:57,436 --> 01:43:00,076 To disguise themselves, people usually put on makeup. 1133 01:43:00,473 --> 01:43:01,952 We've taken our makeup off! 1134 01:43:02,875 --> 01:43:04,047 Let's go. 1135 01:43:19,659 --> 01:43:23,163 Go on, take it. Aren't you hungry? 1136 01:43:23,462 --> 01:43:24,497 Eat. 1137 01:43:35,207 --> 01:43:36,481 Thank you... 1138 01:43:38,577 --> 01:43:39,954 For coming with me. 1139 01:43:45,818 --> 01:43:49,789 Come on bro, you're getting unnecessarily emotional. 1140 01:43:53,225 --> 01:43:56,138 Can I ask you a question? 1141 01:43:56,796 --> 01:43:59,037 How did you change your mind about the mission? 1142 01:44:02,268 --> 01:44:03,542 Praveen... 1143 01:44:04,804 --> 01:44:06,806 You taught me a lot about the Quran... 1144 01:44:07,974 --> 01:44:10,284 And I have studied the Gita deeply. 1145 01:44:13,112 --> 01:44:15,353 Eventually, whether cremated or buried... 1146 01:44:16,882 --> 01:44:18,555 We all reach the same place. 1147 01:44:25,257 --> 01:44:29,069 We're trying to save lives and you're thinking of death. 1148 01:44:35,568 --> 01:44:36,876 L... 1149 01:44:39,372 --> 01:44:41,352 I used to work in a call center. 1150 01:44:41,874 --> 01:44:44,684 Call center? I'm an actor. 1151 01:44:45,011 --> 01:44:48,083 Crowds throng to see me perform. 1152 01:44:48,180 --> 01:44:50,751 Once I deliver my lines... 1153 01:44:51,150 --> 01:44:52,424 Shall I show you? 1154 01:44:52,518 --> 01:44:58,127 (lines from The Ramayana) 1155 01:44:58,524 --> 01:45:05,237 (lines from The Ramayana) 1156 01:45:58,284 --> 01:46:00,195 You can't read the speech off the paper. 1157 01:46:00,853 --> 01:46:03,094 I wrote it in Urdu so you can memorize it! 1158 01:46:04,256 --> 01:46:06,202 Hafeez would've said it in English. 1159 01:46:06,258 --> 01:46:07,532 Abba... 1160 01:46:08,260 --> 01:46:09,796 Enjoying heaven's pleasures on Earth? 1161 01:46:09,862 --> 01:46:11,637 Want me to show you heaven? 1162 01:46:11,730 --> 01:46:12,970 Hide your face! 1163 01:46:13,899 --> 01:46:17,073 Bomb in a burqa! What an idea, Abba! 1164 01:46:17,803 --> 01:46:19,612 Any news of Hafeez? 1165 01:46:19,872 --> 01:46:21,180 No, Abba. 1166 01:46:22,007 --> 01:46:24,988 Let it be. No time to lose now. 1167 01:46:25,511 --> 01:46:26,990 Come back! 1168 01:46:28,047 --> 01:46:29,253 Pick him up! 1169 01:46:29,782 --> 01:46:31,090 Pick me up! 1170 01:46:31,417 --> 01:46:32,395 There... 1171 01:46:32,985 --> 01:46:34,430 That way... Go. 1172 01:46:37,056 --> 01:46:38,160 Let's go. 1173 01:46:39,391 --> 01:46:40,495 Let's go. 1174 01:46:46,232 --> 01:46:47,973 The enemy is here. 1175 01:46:48,734 --> 01:46:51,271 We'll destroy them today. 1176 01:46:55,741 --> 01:46:58,620 Here for the conference? - Yes... 1177 01:46:58,944 --> 01:47:02,892 I wanted to support this peace initiative. 1178 01:47:03,549 --> 01:47:07,929 Same here. Who wouldn't support world peace? 1179 01:47:08,787 --> 01:47:10,095 Would you like some tea? 1180 01:47:10,322 --> 01:47:11,596 Diet cola. 1181 01:47:24,870 --> 01:47:27,180 My phone isn't getting any network. 1182 01:47:27,573 --> 01:47:31,885 You're using a typewriter in the age of the touchscreen. 1183 01:47:31,977 --> 01:47:33,684 Time to get you a new phone. 1184 01:47:49,261 --> 01:47:51,138 Welcome to the Conference, ma'am. 1185 01:47:51,197 --> 01:47:53,905 You can join the others right there. 1186 01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:55,372 Please. 1187 01:47:55,434 --> 01:47:56,845 Madam... 1188 01:47:57,102 --> 01:48:00,709 Please, this way. I will help you. 1189 01:48:20,492 --> 01:48:23,837 Alert! Alert! Car spotted. Terrorists running to city. 1190 01:48:23,929 --> 01:48:25,340 Yes! Yes! 1191 01:48:25,564 --> 01:48:27,066 Drop this stuff. 1192 01:48:27,566 --> 01:48:29,341 This is our chance to save the world! 1193 01:48:40,746 --> 01:48:46,196 I want to drink the nectar of eternal life 1194 01:48:46,285 --> 01:48:51,530 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1195 01:49:01,867 --> 01:49:06,612 You want sunshine? Bring your own sun. 1196 01:49:06,672 --> 01:49:11,917 I write my own destiny, don't guide me. 1197 01:49:12,177 --> 01:49:17,286 No longer naive, I'm street smart 1198 01:49:17,349 --> 01:49:22,526 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1199 01:49:22,588 --> 01:49:27,628 No longer naive, I'm street smart 1200 01:49:27,726 --> 01:49:33,074 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1201 01:49:43,309 --> 01:49:47,917 I insist, I insist I will stay alive 1202 01:49:48,547 --> 01:49:53,326 I insist, I insist I will stay alive 1203 01:49:56,188 --> 01:49:57,292 What now? 1204 01:50:11,937 --> 01:50:13,780 We've got to stop Zulfi. 1205 01:50:14,406 --> 01:50:16,943 You go that way. I'll check this side. 1206 01:52:12,458 --> 01:52:14,961 Will people listen this time? 1207 01:52:15,327 --> 01:52:19,298 This time we'll try together. 1208 01:52:19,631 --> 01:52:22,077 The rest is in God's hands. 1209 01:52:33,545 --> 01:52:36,822 Hafeez... This... Someone else also... 1210 01:52:38,350 --> 01:52:42,230 This bomb... I... Good thing we got here - 1211 01:52:48,327 --> 01:52:50,204 You made a call, didn't you? 1212 01:52:54,433 --> 01:52:55,810 Get out of my way. 1213 01:52:55,901 --> 01:52:58,142 You turned out to be an awful actor... 1214 01:52:59,238 --> 01:53:00,717 Anyone would catch you. 1215 01:53:05,978 --> 01:53:08,185 Let me go! Are you in a hurry? 1216 01:53:08,247 --> 01:53:09,385 Yes! 1217 01:53:15,621 --> 01:53:17,032 I must have revenge! 1218 01:53:22,794 --> 01:53:24,501 Revenge against whom? 1219 01:53:24,563 --> 01:53:25,974 Who is our enemy? 1220 01:53:27,599 --> 01:53:30,876 Do you know his name? Have you seen his face? 1221 01:53:31,169 --> 01:53:33,342 You're just out to kill randomly. 1222 01:53:49,321 --> 01:53:51,164 I'll detonate the bomb... 1223 01:53:51,723 --> 01:53:53,168 I'll detonate the bomb! 1224 01:53:56,061 --> 01:53:57,734 I'll detonate it. 1225 01:53:59,197 --> 01:54:00,608 Detonate it. 1226 01:54:03,602 --> 01:54:06,481 I'm not kidding... I'll press it! 1227 01:54:11,643 --> 01:54:14,590 Who's stopping you? Press it. 1228 01:54:21,954 --> 01:54:24,025 Afraid of death? 1229 01:54:24,489 --> 01:54:30,303 I'm not afraid! I know you! How can I kill you? 1230 01:54:33,699 --> 01:54:37,909 Praveen Chaturvedi... You can't kill anyone. 1231 01:54:39,404 --> 01:54:43,318 You couldn't kill a little lamb. How will you kill all these people? 1232 01:54:44,843 --> 01:54:48,791 "Your people" are not those behind this mission. 1233 01:54:50,515 --> 01:54:55,487 "Your people" is your family. Like little girl who is waiting for you. 1234 01:54:57,723 --> 01:54:59,225 Hadn't she requested for presents? 1235 01:55:08,000 --> 01:55:09,138 Go... 1236 01:55:11,003 --> 01:55:12,744 Go back to your people, brother. 1237 01:55:56,548 --> 01:55:59,722 And now, a few words by the Shankaracharya and the Imam... 1238 01:55:59,785 --> 01:56:02,698 Before we proceed to the main conference hall. 1239 01:56:03,789 --> 01:56:04,859 Out of my way. 1240 01:56:05,223 --> 01:56:06,531 Let's get this over with. 1241 01:56:06,625 --> 01:56:09,435 Greetings everybody! 1242 01:56:10,395 --> 01:56:13,865 A warm welcome to all of you... 1243 01:56:14,466 --> 01:56:16,605 A warm welcome to you too madam - 1244 01:56:19,104 --> 01:56:21,380 This is uncalled for... Out! 1245 01:56:38,323 --> 01:56:40,735 Why have I come here? 1246 01:56:41,393 --> 01:56:44,169 Why have I come here in a burqa? 1247 01:56:44,596 --> 01:56:45,768 Zulfi! 1248 01:56:46,198 --> 01:56:48,474 I have come here to proclaim... 1249 01:56:51,002 --> 01:56:52,675 Er... What am I here to proclaim again...? 1250 01:56:53,004 --> 01:56:54,415 I've got to stop him. 1251 01:56:57,242 --> 01:57:01,884 There is only one true faith in the world. 1252 01:57:04,683 --> 01:57:09,257 We are all pan of that faith. 1253 01:57:12,624 --> 01:57:15,628 All religions are born from this faith... 1254 01:57:15,694 --> 01:57:18,903 And will one day be swallowed by it. 1255 01:57:33,078 --> 01:57:36,616 All religions are tied together by this faith... 1256 01:57:36,715 --> 01:57:40,094 And must bow down to it! 1257 01:57:40,185 --> 01:57:41,858 Somethings not right. 1258 01:57:42,154 --> 01:57:43,394 Today... 1259 01:57:44,756 --> 01:57:47,600 Today I will... 1260 01:57:49,394 --> 01:57:51,271 Show the world... 1261 01:58:00,172 --> 01:58:02,948 How did he get in there? Inside, now! 1262 01:58:03,041 --> 01:58:08,047 What's this? Looks like trouble. Inside, now! 1263 01:58:09,748 --> 01:58:12,422 I understand that sir, but the presence of authorities here... 1264 01:58:12,484 --> 01:58:14,521 Goes against the spirit of the Conference 1265 01:58:16,154 --> 01:58:19,431 There are terrorists inside! That's very racist, sir. 1266 01:58:19,891 --> 01:58:21,837 Sir, stop! 1267 01:58:32,103 --> 01:58:35,243 Stop, surrender terrorist! He has a bomb! 1268 01:58:35,307 --> 01:58:39,983 Everybody get down! Everybody get down! 1269 01:58:48,220 --> 01:58:51,827 Isn't that Harold? Why is he in Poland? 1270 01:58:55,227 --> 01:58:57,935 Not now, son. Only after we leave. 1271 01:58:58,029 --> 01:58:59,201 Why? 1272 01:59:00,565 --> 01:59:02,101 Don't you want to go to heaven? 1273 01:59:11,409 --> 01:59:13,753 We'll go together, Abba. - No, son, no! 1274 01:59:13,812 --> 01:59:15,223 Get him under control! 1275 01:59:15,313 --> 01:59:16,986 Oh my Lord, forgive us our sins.. 1276 01:59:17,048 --> 01:59:19,085 Save us from the fires of hell... 1277 01:59:19,251 --> 01:59:21,322 Oh dear God, save us from these terrorists. 1278 01:59:21,386 --> 01:59:23,889 Quiet! Enough! 1279 01:59:23,955 --> 01:59:27,232 I am not a terrorist! 1280 01:59:30,095 --> 01:59:31,574 Done talking to Him? 1281 01:59:32,364 --> 01:59:36,710 This Almighty... How does He communicate? 1282 01:59:38,403 --> 01:59:40,007 Does He call? 1283 01:59:40,672 --> 01:59:41,946 Or email? 1284 01:59:42,040 --> 01:59:45,351 Or send a courier? How does He communicate? 1285 01:59:48,213 --> 01:59:50,819 If He wishes, He can communicate directly to us. 1286 01:59:50,916 --> 01:59:52,725 He doesn't need middlemen! 1287 01:59:52,784 --> 01:59:56,322 A terrorist imparting wisdom. Who will listen to you? 1288 01:59:56,721 --> 01:59:58,359 I have listened to him! 1289 02:00:06,998 --> 02:00:10,502 Greetings, Guruji. All okay? 1290 02:00:11,002 --> 02:00:16,315 Don't forget him, Hafeez. He'll come to heaven too. Right? 1291 02:00:22,881 --> 02:00:25,885 Auntie, put on the TV. Praveen is on the news. 1292 02:00:26,384 --> 02:00:27,328 Praveen? 1293 02:00:27,419 --> 02:00:31,367 Threatening us with guns? We'll blow up the bomb. 1294 02:00:31,823 --> 02:00:35,032 Put them down. Let us finish talking. 1295 02:00:35,093 --> 02:00:37,869 Go on Hafeez. They have to listen to us. 1296 02:00:37,963 --> 02:00:39,670 But who to talk to? 1297 02:00:40,298 --> 02:00:44,041 Here's a Hindu, a Muslim, a Christian... 1298 02:00:44,102 --> 02:00:46,708 And you, sir... 1299 02:00:46,738 --> 02:00:50,743 I don't even know your faith. There are too many to count. 1300 02:00:52,077 --> 02:00:55,422 But all faiths are only doors... 1301 02:00:55,714 --> 02:00:59,127 Open any of them, you'll enter the same house. 1302 02:01:01,052 --> 02:01:05,228 Oh wow... There are 4231 religions... 1303 02:01:05,323 --> 02:01:08,861 And we're going on about our own faiths. You know why? 1304 02:01:10,161 --> 02:01:13,631 Because we were never taught about other faiths. 1305 02:01:13,898 --> 02:01:18,472 Don't be afraid of us. We're only the means to an end. 1306 02:01:18,536 --> 02:01:22,780 Be afraid of the hatred we are teaching our children. 1307 02:01:26,845 --> 02:01:31,624 If my child is killed, I should try and save all other children. 1308 02:01:31,950 --> 02:01:35,955 Instead here I am, avenging my faith with a bomb! 1309 02:01:36,054 --> 02:01:38,227 Sir, no matter which faith wins... 1310 02:01:39,024 --> 02:01:40,765 It is humanity that loses. 1311 02:01:47,265 --> 02:01:50,576 If you and I exchanged places... 1312 02:01:51,036 --> 02:01:53,209 We would understand each other better. 1313 02:01:53,538 --> 02:01:56,542 All we have to do is bridge the divide. 1314 02:02:00,412 --> 02:02:02,358 We already know this in our hearts... 1315 02:02:04,649 --> 02:02:06,094 Let's embrace it. 1316 02:02:09,421 --> 02:02:10,729 I have. 1317 02:02:12,757 --> 02:02:14,100 He has. 1318 02:02:32,177 --> 02:02:33,520 YOU can arrest US HOW. 1319 02:03:30,668 --> 02:03:33,205 Praveen, I'm glad to have met you. 1320 02:03:33,671 --> 02:03:35,150 Me too. 1321 02:04:11,709 --> 02:04:16,055 The two young men who were presumed terrorists... 1322 02:04:16,147 --> 02:04:19,128 Have actually sacrificed themselves to save everyone. 1323 02:04:30,728 --> 02:04:34,198 The death of the saviours is deeply saddening... 1324 02:04:34,632 --> 02:04:37,112 Their sacrifice will not be in vain. 1325 02:05:25,683 --> 02:05:27,026 Hafeez... 1326 02:05:28,553 --> 02:05:29,930 Hafeez... 1327 02:05:45,503 --> 02:05:53,786 I want to drink the nectar of eternal life 1328 02:05:55,113 --> 02:06:03,191 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1329 02:06:15,700 --> 02:06:21,241 I want to drink the nectar of eternal life 1330 02:06:21,306 --> 02:06:26,449 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1331 02:06:36,854 --> 02:06:41,997 Today is mine, I'll live it up. 1332 02:06:42,093 --> 02:06:47,202 We'll see about tomorrow when it comes. 1333 02:06:47,265 --> 02:06:52,305 The embers of my heart will set the world alight 1334 02:06:52,370 --> 02:06:57,547 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1335 02:06:57,642 --> 02:07:02,785 The embers of my heart will set the world alight 1336 02:07:02,847 --> 02:07:08,263 They say - die and go to heaven but I insist on staying alive 1337 02:07:18,296 --> 02:07:23,507 I insist, I insist I will stay alive 1338 02:07:23,568 --> 02:07:28,540 I insist, I insist I will stay alive 1339 02:07:35,546 --> 02:07:39,551 Useless bomb... Must be Chinese. 1340 02:07:42,019 --> 02:07:43,259 Goddamn it! 1341 02:07:55,019 --> 02:08:15,259 Convert ßy alfarolex wWw.HintFilmiizle.Com 97678