All language subtitles for Are you being served - S03E09 - Christmas Crackers -1

Oh Captain , You are an hour early.
Could you not sleep?

You certainly wondered if Santa Claus
your list would get.

Dear Santa, may I have something
to play with?

If it's not
The leg of my wife is.

I am earlier than usual
because Mr. Rumbold wants to meet ...

about the Christmas campaign.

Do you mind getting everything ready?
to get coffee?

I think that's bad.
It is not my job.

Such an attitude does not fit
at the Christmas thought.

I'll report it
with your trade union leader.

I am that myself.

I will my uncompromising attitude
never change ...

if the bribe amount is less
than 50 pence.

You want milk in your coffee, hu?

Take care of the blood again
flowing to your head.

It does.
- Is not it tasty?

He has a terrible hangover
after a Christmas party with a young lady.

Because I was in the elevator,
everything came up again.

He became as white as a cloth,
so I put my arm around him.

That is why I was correct
as white as a cloth.

You should have gone to bed early.

I did that too,
and when I woke up at five o'clock ...

I immediately went home.

You are in body, not in spirit.
- The mind is still there.

Hello, Ms. Brahms. Sorry for the time.
- Be happy that I am there.

I do not know if we should be.

What is it about her?
- I did not even have breakfast.

I ordered coffee.
- Not ordered, but requested.

Will Mr. Grainger and Mrs. Slocombe
be there too?

Of course. Now shoot up.
- Mrs Slocombe is probably not coming.

She called me to stop bus transport
and she could not find her umbrella.

What has d'r umbrella
to deal with it?

She is afraid that the rain d'r hair color
rinses out when she walks to the station.

That is therefore a coffee less.

Mrs Slocombe is very resourceful,
she'll probably be.

I've always thought about it.

What a trip.
It was dark when I left.

That does not surprise me.

What will they be shocked
when they saw you flying.

What are you talking about? I could lift
get and have this included.

It's a Christmas present
for a friend of mine.

He stood next to the stove and now his
the branches warped by the heat.

They are not real twigs,
but from that Japanese counterfamily.

What they dare to sell nowadays.

Give them to the consumer association.
Where did you buy it?

Here in the store.

I hope it will not be late ...

for Winston hangs in the curtain.

He does not want to come down,
because he is crazy about my pussy.

Is Winston a tenant with you?

No, Winston is my canary.

He escaped
when I changed the sand.

Let's just sit down.
Are you all coming?

Where is Mr. Grainger?
- I want to know where Mr Rumbold is.

I think he is not there yet.

That flap ear lets us get up early
and does not come itself.

It stormed a lot this morning.

Maybe the wind has it again
thrown in.

I check if he is already there.

I was scared
that I would not be on time.

And I could not call
because I've been TBD for a week.

What is that?
- TBD. Temporary Out of Service.

Do they do anything about it?
- If I pay the bill.

And my alarm clock is still broken.
He only buzzes.

So I was in my hand,
and I could not sleep.

Here's the coffee,
thanks to Captain Peacock.

Ten pence per cup.

It was too good to be true.

Where was I?
- You were in bed with it and it tapped.

My alarm clock does not work anymore.
- Call bell. And then?

When I finally went out,
I dreamed that I was excited.

I woke up.
- Sweat?

I had turned the cap of the jar.

May I have the attention?

Mr. Rumbold is clearly prevented,
so I take the lead.

We are looking for ideas
to stimulate Christmas sales.

Who has an idea?

When I saw Ms Brahms,
it was immediately finished.

You probably have suggestions,
Mrs Slocombe.

I figured
that we should have a lot of decoration.

LETS that the customers look up to,
where they get a Christmas feeling from.

Some snow at the showcases,
a mistletoe in the fur ...

and twigs of holly in the underwear.

That does stimulate the imagination.

I know something. Let's hand out kisses
to the male customers.

It's about the ladies department, you know.

That's what I meant.
- I'm not completely following you.

If a man buys something for more than 10
pound, he gets a kiss from Ms. Brahms.

Do you mean me
that should also do?

Then we have to sit down
then ten pounds.

Do you want to keep your mouth shut?
- If you do that too.

I hope I'm on time.

Mrs. Grainger does not have me on time
got ready.

That does not surprise me.

If you sit down, I will
summarize the ideas.

Do not bother.

We need people
of all ages.

People who come shopping,
take their children with them.

We have to keep it busy
while their parents are shopping.

What a good idea.
- I have the plague of children.

Noise makers are not.
You have to see them, but do not hear them.

You should not actually see them either.

I hope you are with our customers
does not express these feelings.

If they are here
with their children coming in ...

I treat them as always
on a warm smile.

Then they walk away screaming.

I have a question for you.

Mrs Slocombe, introduce yourself
that you are on the rise with your child.

The doors will open here.

When would you be in this department
to get off?

If here's what
for his girlfriend.

If you do not stop ...
- I have to go home.

Had stayed there.

I know what's fun.

Someone dresses up like Santa Claus
and lures the boy.

And who should be?

He can not be too young,
so Mr. Lucas and I are falling off.

Not too old ...
- So not Mr. Grainger.

Someone with a nice face.
- No, Mr Peacock.

Mrs Slocombe and Ms Brahms
so remain.

We can hire a Santa.

A Santa is well-worn.
- It was not my idea.

What about a reindeer,
that brings the customers away with a sled?

Where do you get a reindeer?
- I mean a reindeer suit.

Who should be in it?

You in the front, and I in the back.

Then I get hydrophobia.

You mean claustrophobia.
Hydrophobia is when you get bitten.

With him you get both.

Can it be anything more practical?

Let's sing.

When the elevator opens,
For example, we sing De Herdertjes.

I'm not going to sing Hed Hedgehogs.

We make an exception for you.

You sing May I have two front teeth.

We can not sing every time.

Too bad, I would be so happy
raise my voice.

Good morning.
- Goodbye, Mr. Rumbold.

Sorry to be a little later.
You have already started, I see.

There are a few ideas,
but nothing concrete yet ...

except for the decorations.

The case has already been resolved by Mr. Grace.

He called me, that's why I was late.
- You will.

He has bought some costumes.

It would be nice if the staff
who wore during the Christmas period.

What kind of costumes?

From fairy-tale characters and such.
- That seems to me crazy.

Not me. This is not the children's department.

That is true, but in our hearts
are we kids ...

and so the Christmas seems less commercial.

In addition, no store does not.
- I think so.

I do not feel like a child at all.
- Then you go like Scrooge.

The departments are being transformed
in a kind of cave.

They do that at lunch.
- I do not have to participate anyway?

Of course it is.
Even I have been asked to participate.

But you do not have to dress up.

Thank you and see you soon.

What time is it?
- Five and a half.

You can hear my stomach rattling.
- I've heard it.

Ridiculous that we
had to come so early.

But there is a consolation:
Today we get our Christmas lunch.

It is not a Christmas yet.

They could not last year
all departments at once.

That is why they want to spread us this year.

They came up with the idea when they were you
last year saw spread.

Not so rude, Mr. Mash.
What is that?

This is the shop window model
to demonstrate these wear-resistant tights.

There's a motor in it
and ballet music comes out.

He does that every few minutes.
- Horrible. Where does he come from?

He first stood in the sports department
with a football boot.

But there was always a football
through the window, so he was moved.

And now he is moved again.

Are you free?
- No, Mrs Slocombe.

If you are free now, I want to
to complain about this window model.

Too late, it has already been approved.

He will not stay here.
Then I'll move it myself.

You leave it there, Mrs Slocombe.
That's an order.

Go to your place.

Do you want to set your initials?
- Of course.

What a nice music.
What ballet would it be from?

I think it's Tchaikovsky.

You were right. It is the Nutcracker.

That looks festive.
And there are also hats.

You can not sit there.

Captain Peacock is in charge
from the table.

What a honor, say.

They grow bigger every year.
- Not that personal.

I was talking about the bangs.

I'm curious about what I get.
- You can move later.

Now we do not have to wait in line.
- Delicious when you are served.

I wish you all a Merry Christmas,
and I brought a bottle of wine.

How nice of you.
Does anyone have a corkscrew?

It is not necessary,
you can open it.

Do not forget your hat.

I love white wine.
Vin Blanc Coop. Where is that, Coop?

That is from the Co-op.

Can I have the receipts?
- Which coupons?

For this lunch.
Have not you seen the notice board?

Then buy one.

That is no longer possible.
This table only gets five portions.

What do I get?
- Hunting dish or halibut.

Then do halibut with holly.

Go get it yourself.
- Great though.

I do not have turkey,
or is it under my sprout?

The turkey is coming.

It is always exciting again.

I hope that mine is bigger.
- This is for all of us.

It seems more
an emaciated canary.

Does anyone have a preference?
- Halibut.

I want some white meat and little stuff,
otherwise my stomach will get upset.

My stomach is already upset
when I see it.

Ladies First. What do you want?
- A wing and some of the chest.

He does resist violently.

The knife is blunt, I believe.

Do you want some filling?

That's easy too.

A little.

Are you pouring the wine in, Mr Humphries?
- Mr. Grainger?

Not too much. I'm falling a sleep
if I do it in the lunch break.

I always have that.

That's life.

I have given everyone everything.
White meat for Mr. Grainger.

There are still hairs on my leg.

You have creases for that.

He has not been picked well.
I do not need to go straight away.

It looks like a shoe sole.

The halibut is best to eat.

I can not even get my fork in it.

Do you want a paw or the buttock?

Leave it, I'll play
with my sprouts.

Take something yourself.

I do not have to any more.

Do you have room for the dessert?
- I've been waiting for that.

And the cognac to pour over it?
- The bottle is coming in like this.

That sounds better.

Such a flambéed dessert
is always so festive.

Yes, because for that turkey
I thank you festive.

This is the case.

No expense or effort has been spared.

That is going to sink considerably.

It's about the gesture.
- I will?

Well, quickly, I am still
starved.

Thats weird.

What's with that cognac?
- Sucked up by a krent.

Merry Christmas.
Do you want to heat the pudding?

I want to light it.
- Then you need this.

What is that?
- That's pure alcohol.

How do you get that?
- I use that to burn paint.

Does not he taste weird?

No, it's 97 o / o pure,
tasteless and leaves no trace.

He is right.
No trace.

That will never happen otherwise.

Next year at Christmas
I will use less.

We will go after this great lunch
to open the chocolates?

Then we have some fun.

As department heads must
we pull each other's bonbon open.

I have nothing.
- You did not have a receipt either.

I'm crazy here, so normal.

Look at those teeth.
- Do not I look scary like that?

I think it's an improvement.

I had that
who must have turkey.

What a beautiful lips.
- Come on my knee, Sonny Boy.

Look at those ears.
- He reminds me of someone.

I know who.
- To Mr. Rumbold.

Even that bald head.

I think he does not look like me at all.

Of course not.

Do not blame us,
it has risen to our heads.

Can it be anything quieter?

I will announce
your department is decorated.

There is Mr. Grace.

Good afternoon. Just sit down.

How was lunch?
- From the usual level.

Sometimes you have to work out a lot.

It's a pity that it could not be any better.

When you are done, you can go upstairs
pick out your costume.

I'm sure
that you will attract a lot of public.

I do not doubt that.

Have fun.
I'll see you later, Mr. Rumbold.

How are you, Mr. Mash?

We are almost done. Just a second.

Hurry up, because they are already coming.

Rumbolletje says
that we have to get along.

It is hot in such a snowman.
- Does not matter, it looks great.

He squeezed my butt.

That's what the parrot did. Behave yourself.

You look great.
- I just feel like Gary Glitter.

Then you are lucky.

I look ridiculous.

Nobody is really happy
with that fancy dress party.

You need to lose your egg,
but this goes too far.

I'm not really going to sit anywhere.

Do I really have that weird tube on my back?

You always have something weird on your back.

Cup close or I break other leg.

I see that you have not changed.

I found this shoe on the way. To
whose puggy foot would he fit?

It was on my other foot.
- Then you can go to the ball.

Good to see
that you acted like that.

I still think it's a stupid idea.

We are ready.

Good gracious. Walt Disney turns
stuck to his grave.

I do not like it
to be a soft egg.

Shall I show the magical land of magic?
- Go ahead.

It certainly does not look like that.

How beautiful.
- Look, the little house of Hansel and Gretel.

And now with the gentlemen.
- Did they also decorate them?

That looks beautiful.

That reminds me of my youth,
when I was allowed to come to the theater.

As a snowman
I immediately feel at home.

Holly, mistletoe and fir trees
then you know what is coming

everyone is having fun now
because Christmas is here

a beautiful country has been built
we have lugged a lot of trees

I think it's a good joke
because it gives me a lot of money

I am the oldest
and is already happy in November

that is why he was dressed as an egg
and I miss a leg, what a sorrow

I also call the bell
because the journey here is

so that's why you're so cold
such a package is also completely wrong

even we who are far above you
have done our best at Christmas

we can not let ourselves know
if they will not bother me

Mr. Grainger does not need water.

Mr. Humphries looks beautiful
he also laughs like a small guit

I had been a real prince
then I was still a nefarious beast

There is Mr. Grace.
- And I hear the bell go.

Just sit back and relax
You did well

we are so happy and thank you
and now we are going to drink