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Buy 50,000 shares of soy bean futures
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and a put option on the S&P Index
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that expires at midnight.
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Then dump all the inflation-protected
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treasury bonds and 15-year CDs.
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And then I want you
to move all that cash
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into Nikkei Futures.
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Liquidate the oil, put a freeze on gas.
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Transfer half my derivatives
into the high-grade portfolio!
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Transfer the other half
into the low-grade portfolio!
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Then merge those portfolios!
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And we're completely clear
of Kappa Kappa Capital, right?
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Great.
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Man, it is good to be alive.
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Oh, and don't forget shares
of Fremulon Insurance.
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That stock is on...
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On fire!
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This is all that remains
of Philip Grammbbowski.
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- He was a rising star on Wall S...
- Sorry!
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Ugh!
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Unbelievable traffic!
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Yaas!
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Grammbbowski ran a private wealth fund
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worth $4.4 billion under management.
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Whoa. That's a lot of bread.
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Food shame much?
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He was a rising star on Wall Street
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until he was ostracized
for his bizarre ideas.
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Wait just one goddamn minute.
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We got a first name on this guy?
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Philip.
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Makes sense.
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He had everything going for him...
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white, male, rich.
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An unbeatable combination
until yesterday,
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when somebody tanned him to death.
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Serves him right, the greedy bastard.
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- Who the hell needs a billion dollars?
- Large countries.
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Well-connected political families.
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Billionaires.
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Because of the very large
nature of his wealth,
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the Special Division Force
is going to figure out
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who killed him and why.
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Get me some answers, people.
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Don't bother. It's password-protected.
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Well, it's a good thing I'm here.
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Is it?
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What's your problem with me?
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You're overconfident, hubristic,
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aloof, dismissive.
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So you can say something nice.
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Now, passwords are an expression
of subconscious thoughts.
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You can hide behind it,
but I'll find you.
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Talk to me, Philip. Who are you?
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Chicago Cubs pennant.
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Ficus plant.
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Bowl of M&Ms.
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Rothko print.
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- What's the cat's name?
- Mr. Jingles.
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Oh, my God! It's so obvious.
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And it's written on a Post-It note
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pasted on his screen.
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1-2-3-4-6.
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That's easy to remember.
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I'm in.
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Why don't we try that folder
that says "My Documents"?
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It's a Hail Mary, but let's do it.
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This is a list of Grammbbowski's clients
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and what trades he's
made on their behalf.
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He moved $1.4 billion
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out of something called
Kappa Kappa Capital
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the day before he was killed, but why?
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It was one of his best performers.
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And what's this note by
the trade that says "saltine"?
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What is that?
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Beats me. Could mean anything.
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Her name is Norrah Newt.
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Sorry, Murphy. Above your pay grade.
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Ms. Newt is... or should I say is...
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a notorious vulture capitalist
and corporate raider.
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Her firm, Kappa Kappa Capital,
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is famous for buying up companies,
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selling them for their parts,
then buying those parts
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and putting them back together
to form the original company.
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Sounds like a real stand-up gal.
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Not since she left comedy 15 years ago
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and started day-trading.
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Now her company is worth
57 billion and one dollars.
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That's some serious cheese.
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- It's part of my cleanse.
- We found out Grammbbowski
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recently pulled nearly $1.5 billion
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of his clients' money
out of Kappa Kappa Capital.
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So Newt gets her revenge by
frying Grammbbowski to a crisp.
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It's possible,
but we don't have any proof.
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That's why we're going undercover
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in the complex, aggressive
world of high finance.
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With all due respect, sir,
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I'm gonna have to sit this one out.
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These Wall Street scumbags
have created an economy
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that only works for the rich.
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We can sing their praises all day long,
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but we still have a job to do.
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Our next stop is the financial
capital of the world...
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Des Moines, Iowa.
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Now, the world of finance has
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changed a lot in the last 30 years.
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It's absolutely nothing like
'80s movies about Wall Street.
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Hey, Tribeca. How's it going?
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Can't wait for tomorrow 'cause
I get better looking every day.
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Love the hair, by the way.
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- Flattery will get you everywhere.
- Counting on it.
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Hey, Scholls, how was
your date last night?
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Are you kidding?
I took her to Mostaccioli's.
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- It was a sure thing.
- How'd you get a rez there?
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Banged the manager.
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Hey, Hoffman, loving the tie.
Bill Blass?
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What's happening, Charo?
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I have no reference point for this era.
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Morning, son. What looks good?
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Oh, I don't know... People being able
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to raise themselves out of poverty,
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having a chance at a good education,
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a middle class.
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You are treading on thin ice, mister.
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Now lose the attitude
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and cheat some people
out of their money.
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Hello, this is Angela Geils
from Kappa Kappa Capital.
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Did you know that there are some
very interesting opportunities
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available in the stock market
that you might not be aware of?
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Oh, yeah? What are they?
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Uh, for example, you could
buy something called
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- Scabuble Shaving Systems.
- That sounds great.
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Put me down for
a million dollars' worth.
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Uh, sir, I don't recommend...
Make it two million.
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I got to go.
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Here's your commission, Mr. Geils.
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Oh, my God, I'm rich!
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Ms. Newt wants to see you.
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Norrah Newt. Have a seat, A.J.
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It's a papasan chair.
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Invented by the Japanese
as a place to sit awkwardly.
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Oh!
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Shit.
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I like it.
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It's different.
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Did you know there's no Japanese word
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for "business"?
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Isn't it "bijinesu"?
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Maybe there is.
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Heard you made your first
big commission today.
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Yes, ma'am. Uh...
Scabuble Shaving Systems.
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It's garbage.
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- It's up 21% on the year.
- Exactly.
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And in tomorrow's news,
there will be a story about
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a man who sliced his neck open
with a Scabuble razor,
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and that story will be planted by me,
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but not before I've unloaded
every last one of my shares.
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That's totally immoral.
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This is a $75,000 watch.
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Let me see what you got on your wrist.
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Is that moral, that you
should have cheap things
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while I enjoy the best of everything?
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I-I'm happy with what I have.
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Only because you've never had more.
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Come here. Let me show you something.
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Cute kid, huh?
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I'm thinking of buying her.
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This is me the day my
parents abandoned me.
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I bounced around foster
homes till age 15,
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when I started my own business
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buying and selling foster homes.
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By age 20, I made my first trillion.
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Did your parents ever abandon you, A.J.?
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Only once.
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Probably made you pretty vulnerable
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to sympathetic authority figures.
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That's not Mom. I mean, true.
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We're gonna go places, buddy.
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Here's a million bucks.
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A kid's got to have some
walkin' around money.
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Wow! Thanks.
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All right. Get out of here.
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I got to be staring out the window
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for my next meeting.
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All right, then.
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We've successfully
infiltrated the company.
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Now it's time to start
poking a few bears,
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see if we can get them to crap
out some honey.
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How was your one-on-one with Newt, A.J.?
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- It was okay, I guess.
- Really?
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I thought you were totally
disgusted by her.
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The greed, the excess,
the possible murder.
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Hey, we have nothing on her.
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Everything you just said
is pure speculation,
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except for the greed and the excess.
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Sorry, I didn't realize
you were best friends now.
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Well, we are. A-A-Another thing.
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Why are we all so poor?
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I mean, all we need to do is buy stocks,
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sabotage the company...
We'd be on Easy Street.
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Wow, that's a lot to take in.
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Whatever. I need to go back to work.
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Money don't sleep.
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I don't know about you,
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- but I am starting to really like him.
- I'm worried.
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You remember back in the day,
Mahoney and the aquarium op?
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Mahoney was diagnosed with schizophrenia
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long before he decided
to live as a manta ray.
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Uh, Dr. Stolls? Can I talk to you?
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It's Scholls.
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When I was a sophomore,
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I wrote my Behavioral Economics paper
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on the relationship
between saltine crackers
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and the United States economy.
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I thought it was odd when you smashed
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Grammbbowski's computer,
but now it's paying off.
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- Go on.
- Well, the paper
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got some attention on Wall Street
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before it was universally dismissed,
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except by one person...
Philip Grammbbowski.
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Why are you telling me this?
I thought you hated me.
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Well, I guess I was afraid of
being laughed at by everyone.
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But since you're not
someone I look up to,
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I figured it was a pretty safe bet.
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Thank you.
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That means a lot.
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Let's go get that paper.
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- Whoo!
- Listen up, everybody!
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I am pleased to announce
Kappa Kappa Capital's
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next billion dollar
sales contest winner.
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You know him, you love him,
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you don't really know him.
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A.J. Pseudonym!
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- Todd!
- Coming!
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Aaaah!
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Whooo!
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You done good, kid.
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You made a lot of money for the company.
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That's only gonna increase our profits.
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I'm just doing what you told me.
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Kickin' ass and takin' names.
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Charles.
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But it's all been small potatoes so far.
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Can we get some steaks over here?
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How much money did you make this week?
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I don't know. 50, 52 billion.
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Peanuts.
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Linus is trying to give up his blanket.
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It's time we took down
the whole enchilada.
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Hot plate.
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I got to say, $52 billion
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kind of covers my nut.
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But why settle for $52 billion
when you could have $53 billion?
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Immoral is one thing,
but we're not talking
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about anything illegal here, are we?
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What's the matter? You scared?
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No, I'm not scared.
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It's not like your mom's gonna
be disappointed in you.
259
00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:04,275
Wh-What are you talking about?
260
00:13:04,276 --> 00:13:06,261
Because you said you
were an orphan like me.
261
00:13:06,330 --> 00:13:07,592
Oh, yeah, yes.
262
00:13:08,074 --> 00:13:10,631
T-Totally. Absolutely no parents.
263
00:13:10,632 --> 00:13:12,923
Right. So let's do this.
264
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:14,870
Let's raid the biggest
corporation there is...
265
00:13:14,938 --> 00:13:16,911
the United States of America.
266
00:13:18,182 --> 00:13:19,113
Sign me up.
267
00:13:19,676 --> 00:13:21,579
Great. You're in.
268
00:13:22,011 --> 00:13:24,079
You're just gonna need
a swim suit, a towel,
269
00:13:24,147 --> 00:13:25,244
and a bag lunch.
270
00:13:30,513 --> 00:13:31,042
All right.
271
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:33,846
- Let's hear this cockamamie theory.
- I'm nervous.
272
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,992
Just picture them in their underwear.
273
00:13:41,375 --> 00:13:44,576
Webster's defines
economics as the, uh...
274
00:13:44,868 --> 00:13:46,801
Two years ago, the
saltine cracker market
275
00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:48,803
took a nose dive,
and I wanted to know why,
276
00:13:48,872 --> 00:13:50,605
from a behavioral economic perspective.
277
00:13:50,674 --> 00:13:52,203
So I dug a little deeper.
278
00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:53,942
Why aren't people buying saltines?
279
00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:55,651
- Soup.
- Exactly.
280
00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:57,546
People aren't eating soup anymore.
281
00:13:57,614 --> 00:14:00,328
That's ridiculous!
I had soup as recently as...
282
00:14:00,817 --> 00:14:02,795
Oh, my God. She is right.
283
00:14:03,415 --> 00:14:04,154
Wait.
284
00:14:05,238 --> 00:14:06,821
I have no idea what we're talking about.
285
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:09,725
Why has the soup market
suddenly gone lukewarm?
286
00:14:09,726 --> 00:14:11,959
- Why? Tell us.
- No, I'm asking you.
287
00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:14,162
That's as far as I got with my paper.
288
00:14:14,231 --> 00:14:15,841
I, uh... only got a "C."
289
00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:18,900
People aren't eating soup
290
00:14:18,902 --> 00:14:20,501
because the Earth is getting warmer.
291
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:21,646
And you know what that means.
292
00:14:21,647 --> 00:14:24,038
Of course! Wait.
293
00:14:24,107 --> 00:14:26,040
I still have no idea how
this relates to anything.
294
00:14:26,109 --> 00:14:28,109
Think about this... It's a hot day.
295
00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:30,178
You want to take a casual
walk around the block.
296
00:14:30,247 --> 00:14:31,383
But what do wear?
297
00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:33,114
You'll roast in a pair of long pants,
298
00:14:33,116 --> 00:14:34,687
so you reach in your closet
and pull out...
299
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:35,584
Jean shorts.
300
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:37,185
Jean shorts are the Achilles heel
301
00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:40,498
of the entire U.S. economy,
and Philip Grammbbowski knew it.
302
00:14:40,499 --> 00:14:42,657
He knew that if anything
were to disrupt that market,
303
00:14:42,733 --> 00:14:45,067
the whole financial system
comes crashing down.
304
00:14:45,128 --> 00:14:47,528
And guess who's been buying
up every denim factory
305
00:14:47,530 --> 00:14:49,064
from North Korea to South Korea?
306
00:14:49,132 --> 00:14:50,399
I am so sorry, guys.
307
00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:52,000
I'm not even close
to being on this train.
308
00:14:52,068 --> 00:14:53,668
Could you demonstrate with a Jenga tower
309
00:14:53,737 --> 00:14:56,004
or maybe some oranges?
310
00:14:56,073 --> 00:14:57,538
Norrah Newt is going to buy up
311
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:59,140
all of the denim and
collapse the market.
312
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:00,875
Grammbbowski found out
what she was doing,
313
00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:03,721
pulled out all of his money,
and ended up as turkey jerky.
314
00:15:03,722 --> 00:15:06,357
Why does Newt want to sink
the U.S. economy?
315
00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:08,016
I can't imagine she's acting alone,
316
00:15:08,085 --> 00:15:10,018
but my son is the only one
who can answer that question,
317
00:15:10,087 --> 00:15:12,020
but he has gone full Donnie Brasco.
318
00:15:12,089 --> 00:15:13,172
So take him out.
319
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:14,283
He's my son.
320
00:15:14,284 --> 00:15:15,302
Oh, shit, right.
321
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:17,191
But maybe taking him out
322
00:15:17,192 --> 00:15:19,248
is exactly what this situation requires.
323
00:15:20,017 --> 00:15:21,809
I swear to God, I didn't
make the connection!
324
00:15:21,915 --> 00:15:23,248
Don't kill him!
325
00:15:23,451 --> 00:15:24,143
Great.
326
00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:25,768
Thank you.
327
00:15:26,774 --> 00:15:28,810
Gap, Levi's, Jordache,
328
00:15:28,811 --> 00:15:31,939
and Osh Kosh B'Gosh all ours.
329
00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:34,748
We now own 98% of all
jean short production.
330
00:15:34,750 --> 00:15:35,970
I'm proud of you, A.J.
331
00:15:36,246 --> 00:15:38,022
Freeze! S.E.C.!
332
00:15:38,758 --> 00:15:40,230
Wh... Let's go, dirtbag.
333
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:41,967
Stay strong and keep your mouth shut.
334
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:44,288
- I said move it!
- Okay, take it easy, man!
335
00:15:45,961 --> 00:15:46,827
Easy.
336
00:15:47,442 --> 00:15:48,575
Ow!
337
00:15:50,035 --> 00:15:51,615
I don't know who you are or...
338
00:15:51,616 --> 00:15:52,910
Mom?! What the hell are you doing?
339
00:15:52,912 --> 00:15:54,842
I want to show you something.
340
00:15:54,843 --> 00:15:56,597
Mom, what the hell are you doing?
341
00:15:56,598 --> 00:15:59,242
I want to show you something.
342
00:15:59,243 --> 00:16:00,498
Mom, what the hell are you doing?
343
00:16:00,499 --> 00:16:02,188
I want to show you something.
344
00:16:02,189 --> 00:16:02,901
Ow!
345
00:16:04,845 --> 00:16:06,311
You know who that is?
346
00:16:06,373 --> 00:16:08,639
Sales are down 20%.
347
00:16:08,641 --> 00:16:09,609
No idea.
348
00:16:10,401 --> 00:16:11,976
That's Bobson Dugnutt.
349
00:16:11,977 --> 00:16:14,903
He's the former C.E.O.
of Scabuble Shaving Systems.
350
00:16:15,424 --> 00:16:16,880
What's he doing here?
351
00:16:17,671 --> 00:16:20,872
Well, since you and Newt torpedoed
his Fortune 500 company,
352
00:16:20,873 --> 00:16:22,500
he had to take a job as a C.E.O.
353
00:16:22,501 --> 00:16:24,199
at a slightly smaller company.
354
00:16:24,930 --> 00:16:27,568
He used to manage 5,500 employees.
355
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:30,318
Now he manages 3,500.
356
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:32,984
I didn't know.
357
00:16:32,985 --> 00:16:36,535
No, you didn't know, because
you don't stop to think
358
00:16:36,543 --> 00:16:38,357
about the human beings
behind the numbers.
359
00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:39,793
Get out of the way!
360
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,559
He had to trade in his G5 for a G4.
361
00:16:44,322 --> 00:16:45,925
- And look at his suit.
- I...
362
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,507
- It looks like...
- Looks like it's right off the rack?
363
00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,776
I'm gonna be sick.
364
00:16:51,797 --> 00:16:53,465
That's the Norrah Newt Effect.
365
00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:55,993
You still want to be part of it?
366
00:16:57,634 --> 00:16:58,949
I don't know.
367
00:17:00,217 --> 00:17:02,699
Why is Newt trying to collapse
the jean short market?
368
00:17:02,700 --> 00:17:04,172
I'm in too deep, Mom. I can't.
369
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:05,636
Damn it, A.J.!
370
00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:08,055
I know things have been
hard for you, okay?
371
00:17:08,056 --> 00:17:09,633
I know I wasn't there for you.
372
00:17:09,998 --> 00:17:11,665
But none of that matters now.
373
00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:14,002
You have to decide who you want to be.
374
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:16,175
I'm sorry, Mom.
375
00:17:17,072 --> 00:17:19,639
I guess I just love money too much now.
376
00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:23,488
Take him away.
377
00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:25,901
What?
378
00:17:25,902 --> 00:17:28,081
What? I don't...
379
00:17:28,150 --> 00:17:30,216
Mom...
380
00:17:30,285 --> 00:17:31,264
Mom!
381
00:17:43,532 --> 00:17:45,999
I'm proud of you, buddy.
You made the right decision.
382
00:17:46,068 --> 00:17:48,134
If I'm going all the way with this,
383
00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:50,403
I want to know I'm gonna be mega rich,
384
00:17:50,405 --> 00:17:53,473
like don't bother bringing the
Bed Bath & Beyond coupon rich.
385
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:54,675
I think you'll find the U.S. Treasury
386
00:17:54,743 --> 00:17:56,476
has everything you're looking for.
387
00:17:56,545 --> 00:17:58,144
Once the French government
gives us the go-ahead,
388
00:17:58,213 --> 00:18:00,947
we'll make our move and watch
the economy go into free fall.
389
00:18:01,016 --> 00:18:02,791
So the French are the ones staking you?
390
00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:04,016
That's right.
391
00:18:04,018 --> 00:18:05,752
But by the time this
whole thing burns down,
392
00:18:05,820 --> 00:18:08,421
we'll be on an island in the
middle of Lake Michigan.
393
00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:09,344
I'm in.
394
00:18:10,893 --> 00:18:12,899
I just need to use the bathroom first.
395
00:18:13,253 --> 00:18:15,320
You're gonna use a park bathroom?
396
00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:17,792
It's an emergency.
397
00:18:19,437 --> 00:18:20,194
Ooh.
398
00:18:23,081 --> 00:18:24,285
I think I got it.
399
00:18:25,761 --> 00:18:28,775
Tape's no good. We need it again.
400
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,176
What? Are you kidding me?
401
00:18:30,245 --> 00:18:31,712
She's totally gonna suspect something.
402
00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,180
Just get her to run down
the basics, then get out.
403
00:18:35,475 --> 00:18:37,117
Once the French government
gives us the go-ahead,
404
00:18:37,185 --> 00:18:39,920
we'll make our move and watch
the economy go into free fall.
405
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,854
So the French are the ones staking you?
406
00:18:41,856 --> 00:18:43,656
That's right, but by the time
407
00:18:43,726 --> 00:18:45,792
this whole thing burns down,
we'll be on an island
408
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,928
in the middle of Lake Michigan.
409
00:18:47,996 --> 00:18:49,596
Too much interference. We didn't get it.
410
00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:50,863
Come on, man!
411
00:18:50,865 --> 00:18:53,266
One more time, and we are out of here.
412
00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:56,937
But by the time this
whole thing burns down,
413
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,991
we'll be on an island in the
middle of Lake Michigan.
414
00:19:01,276 --> 00:19:02,233
Wait a second.
415
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:06,992
Are you wearing a wire?
416
00:19:08,617 --> 00:19:10,023
You son of a bitch!
417
00:19:11,361 --> 00:19:13,686
You could've had everything.
You could've been me.
418
00:19:13,756 --> 00:19:15,488
I guess I did fantasize about being you
419
00:19:15,557 --> 00:19:16,757
for the last day and a quarter.
420
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:17,821
But in the end,
421
00:19:18,293 --> 00:19:21,227
I need to be someone
who makes his mom proud.
422
00:19:21,296 --> 00:19:22,565
You have a parent?!
423
00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,101
But in the end,
424
00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:31,037
I need to be someone
who makes his mom proud.
425
00:19:33,708 --> 00:19:35,706
Do I have to give the money back?
426
00:19:36,299 --> 00:19:37,289
Afraid so, kid.
427
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,515
Scholls, what's happening
on Wall Street?
428
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,985
The markets have stabilized,
and the Treasury Department
429
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,253
is raiding Kappa Kappa
Capital as we speak.
430
00:19:47,322 --> 00:19:48,921
And from a behavioral perspective,
431
00:19:48,991 --> 00:19:51,057
people are confident
in the economy again.
432
00:19:51,126 --> 00:19:52,810
Good work, people.
433
00:19:52,811 --> 00:19:53,728
Good work.
434
00:19:54,663 --> 00:19:56,697
Now let's head back to Los Angeles.
435
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,869
I'm desperate to do a load of laundry.
436
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:07,307
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