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Hey.
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We know madame Thatcher's
running a call girl ring
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out of this club,
but no one's approached me yet.
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Of course
no one's approached you.
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You look like
an amish accountant.
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Aren't you supposed to be
undercover as a call girl?
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I put on lipstick.
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If you want to blend in,
you got to prepare.
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I got an idea.
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Go behind the curtains
and put this on.
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Geils, what do I do? Sing.
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Sing? I've never sung a word
in my life.
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You're gonna blow our cover.
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Do you know "fruit salad"
in "e" minor?
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♪ There are so very many men
that love me ♪
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♪ They treat me like fruit salad
in their bowls ♪
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♪ They say my melons are round
and my grapes are so sweet ♪
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♪ My juicy guava
makes them lose control ♪
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♪ And if you think
my Berry's ripe for plucking ♪
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♪ I've got a special place
down in my grove ♪
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♪ A place where you and me
can do some... ♪
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♪ Ducking out of the storm ♪
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♪ I'll lighten your load ♪
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Tanner, you there?
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Tanner?
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I'm right here.
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Excuse me. Copy that.
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I'm right here.
Ah-choo. Excuse me.
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You guys seeing anything?
Any hookers, Johns?
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No hookers, one John,
but it's clean.
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Okay, well, we'll be here
waiting on your go.
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Hey! Thanks, buddy.
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What's this?
Turkey wrap?
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What part of "meatball sub"
says "Turkey wrap"?
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No... no, you let meworry
about my cholesterol,
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and youworry about
getting me a meatball sub.
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Sorry. I didn't mean
to snap on you.
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Uh, I'm in the hangry zone.
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♪ I'll be your cherry ♪
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♪ Your little peach ♪
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Hello, sir.
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How would you like to go with me
to the Booty room?
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I would like that a lot.
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Tribeca, we got something.
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They're making a move
to the Booty room.
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♪ ...your melon balls ♪
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Thank you.
Thank you so much.
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Let's go.
Okay.
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Freeze!
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This is a bust!
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Please don't tell my wife.
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I know there's something dirty
going on here.
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It's just a matter of time.
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Hold on, Tribeca.
Those two are up to no good.
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This is definitely it.
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We're moving in.
Go, go, go!
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Stand down.
Repeat... stand down.
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Stand down? Why?
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Lieutenant just called.
He wants you out of there now.
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What?
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We've been casing this place
for two weeks.
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I want to know
what the hell is going on.
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Hey, what the hell happened
last night?
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Hey, don't blame me.
That was the lieutenant.
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And watch your language
in front of my kid.
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Hey, Jesse.
How's it going?
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You want to take
a breathalyzer test?
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Don't you think
it's a little inappropriate
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to have an 8-year-old
at a police precinct?
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Did you not get the memo?
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This is "bring your kid
to work" week.
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You don't have to do this!
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This is all I need today.
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What's the matter, Tribeca?
You don't like kids?
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Look at this cute face.
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Nope, sorry.
Not my thing.
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Oh, come on! What?!
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What about Hoffman's kid?
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It's doing nothing for me.
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Come on. Let's get some answers
from the lieutenant.
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Tribeca, call for backup!
I'm surrounded by cuteness.
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I need more cops in my precinct!
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And the next time you give me
excuses about the budget...
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I need a PlayStation 4
in the living room,
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and the next time you give me
excuses about doing my homework...
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Both:
I don't want to hear it!
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I don't want to hear it!
I don't want to hear it!
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I love you, mom. I love you, Mr. Mayor.
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Lieutenant? A word?
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Chowder.
Anything else?
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Feel a little funny talking about
stuff in front of your kid.
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Ah, good watching out, Tribeca.
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Kenny, go tell sergeant Buckner
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I said you can have onething
out of the evidence room.
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All right, Tribeca,
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what's got your panties
all up in a bunch?
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Why'd you pull us
out of Thatcher's?
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That place was crawling
with call girls.
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Is there something
you're not telling me?
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There's tons of stuff
I'm not telling you,
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like I have a twin brother,
Eric,
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who sometimes covers for me
at work.
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What's going on, lieutenant?
Something stinks.
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Sorry.
It's this damn cabbage diet.
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No... madame Thatcher.
Why can't we take her down?
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It's not the madame
I'm worried about.
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It's herb lackbook.
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Who's herb lackbook?
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Herb lackbook is her accountant,
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and if we bust Thatcher,
herb will get hizgoons involved.
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Tommy hizgoons,
the public relations guy?
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Exactly. And you know
what Lewis lipsey has.
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What does Lewis lipsey have?
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Lewis lipsey has a duplicate
of the client list
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in case anything happens
to herb.
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And let me guess...
One of the names on that list
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is abeeg mucky muck.
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No, abeeg mucky muck went back
to Bangladesh two years ago,
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but there is
another name on that list
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I wish I never found out about.
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He's an old classmate
from the academy.
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Maybe he made some bad choices.
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Look, I've already told you
as much as I can.
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Now, let it go, Tribeca!
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Letting go is not in my DNA.
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However, there is
a little Irish, a little German,
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left-handedness,
and early-onset dementia.
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There's also a little Irish
and a little German.
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Did you want to see me, sir?
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Geils.
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I need you to do
something unusual for me.
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How about this?
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Apparently,
there's someone important
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on Thatcher's client list
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that the lieutenant
doesn't want to expose.
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He told me to let it go.
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Let it go?
You don't let anythinggo.
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You've had a dead goldfish
on your desk for two years.
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He's sleeping.
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If we're gonna catch this guy,
we need to find out
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where Thatcher's girls
take their clients,
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and that means
you going undercover as a John.
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John geils... I like it.
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Great. Let's go.
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Hold on.
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There you go, Tommy.
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♪♪
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May I sit here?
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I don't know.
May you?
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I'm in town for the rich
lonely businessman's conference.
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Oh, the rlbc.
I've heard of it.
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What can a lonely guy with
lots of money and loose morals
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do for fun in this town?
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Well, what do you think about...
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I do like whispering, but what
I was really looking for
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is someone who would trade
companionship for money.
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I would provide the money.
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I might be able to help you.
How much and where?
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For the first hour, you...
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Oh. Wait. We're not
supposed to talk here.
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Come with me.
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That takes about 35 minutes,
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and you'll get to keep
the flashlight.
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All: Shh!
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We can't talk here.
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Once they're in, the chocolate
forms a kind of candy shell.
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All: Shh!
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We can't talk here, either.
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Are you sure it's okay
to talk here?
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There's lots of cops.
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No, no, it's cool.
They're my brother's friends.
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All right, it's $500
for the first hour.
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There's a hotel
down the street from the club
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called the all the way inn.
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Tell the concierge
you're there to pay for sex.
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She'll know what that means.
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All right, great.
Thanks, Stacy.
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I've changed my mind
about paying for sex.
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But on the upside, I'm a cop,
and you're under arrest.
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I can't believe I spent
a whole montage with you.
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Thanks for letting my cousin
hang out.
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I never know what to do
when he visits.
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Hey, Paul?
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Can you go grab a froyo?
'Cause we gotta work now.
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That thing's old and expensive.
He's just knocking it around.
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He's used to it.
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This is the place
where Thatcher's girls work.
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We'll snap a picture
of anyone who goes in and out
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and hopefully
catch us the big fish.
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Oh, here comes someone now.
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Smile!
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We'll get you some prints
by Thursday.
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Pretty great seeing everyone at the
station today with their kids, huh?
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Oh, come on.
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Don't you want someone to shower
with your love and affection?
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Someone to carry on your legacy?
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I mean, this might sound
old-fashioned,
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but "forsooth, I doth longeth"
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for robust and healthy brood
of mine own."
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I don't know.
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Everyone says
you're supposed to have kids,
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but to me, it just sounds like
a huge pain in the ass.
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Kids screaming,
pooping everywhere,
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throwing their poop,
picking bugs out of their fur,
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swinging from tree to tree.
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I think you're thinking
of chimpanzees.
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They're all the same.
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Holy smokes.
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The police commissioner
just came out of the hotel.
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Oh, my god.
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He'd be so embarrassed
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if he knew he was staying
at a hotel frequented by...
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What?!
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The big fish is
commissioner niles j. Bigfish.
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What a scandal...
Not to mention the shame
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he's brought on
his native American heritage.
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♪♪
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People start pollution.
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People can stop it.
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00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:19,180
Wow.
That's an old reference.
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Call forensics.
I want them in that hotel room.
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I finish.
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I'm sorry. I'm finished.
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Oh, great. Uh, can we get
a couple extra conditioners?
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Thanks.
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Damn it.
It's clean.
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Nothing?
Prints, fibers, hairs?
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No, not yet, but let's see
what Mr. Black light has to say.
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This will illuminate any organic
substance left in the room.
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Wow. That's a lot
of organic substance.
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Geils,
come and take a look at this.
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What do we got?
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What are you guys looking at?
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♪♪
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Ugh!
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What is up with you and kids?
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I don't know...
Maybe it's that kids
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constantly remind me that
I'm never gonna meet anyone.
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Tribeca.
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Yeah. Great.
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Geils, let's go.
Scholls came up with something.
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Right behind ya.
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One lump or two, Mr. Muggles?
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Cheers. girls: Cheers!
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What do you got, scholls?
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I got a real bombshell
for you guys.
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I believe
it's from world war ii.
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Cool.
I read a lot about these.
249
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Huh.
Guess it's a dud.
250
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Hand me a hammer, would ya?
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Oh, well.
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Take a look at this sperm sample
from the hotel.
253
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:06,590
Hmm.
254
00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,070
Did you get a match on that?
255
00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:09,900
Well, that's where
things get really interesting.
256
00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:13,160
Did you know that all county
employees submit a DNA sample
257
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:15,600
to differentiate themselves
from criminals at crime scenes?
258
00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:18,120
Wow. How'd you know that?
You're really good at your job.
259
00:12:19,210 --> 00:12:21,040
I wish we could spend time
together, just us.
260
00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:23,090
Anyway, I cross-checked it
with the database.
261
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,430
Guess what I came up with.
262
00:12:24,430 --> 00:12:26,920
Commissioner
niles j. Bigfish.
263
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,660
That's right,
but that's not all.
264
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,740
We also...
265
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,310
Oh, no.
That's all.
266
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:37,530
Lieutenant, we've got
the commissioner on the scene.
267
00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:39,230
We have enough sperm
to gel the hair
268
00:12:39,230 --> 00:12:40,580
of the entire Italian army.
269
00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:41,630
That's a ton of sperm.
270
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:42,970
Let's take down bigfish
271
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:44,540
and madame Thatcher's
whole operation.
272
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:47,590
You don't understand!
I owe bigfish everything.
273
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,160
One more quick one, Jimmy!
One more!
274
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,340
This is clearly unsafe!
275
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:57,820
Make sure you get the guns.
276
00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,120
Move! Move!
277
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,430
This thing's going south quick!
278
00:13:05,430 --> 00:13:07,480
I don't know if we're
gonna get out of here!
279
00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,000
Of course we will!
280
00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,180
'Cause I got your back,
and you got mine!
281
00:13:12,180 --> 00:13:13,310
Right, partner?
282
00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:14,660
Always!
283
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,790
Atkins! Get down!
284
00:13:27,980 --> 00:13:29,800
Bigfish!
285
00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:33,330
Bigfish.
286
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,510
So... cold.
287
00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:38,290
This bag of ice
isn't doing you any favors.
288
00:13:38,290 --> 00:13:40,120
Maybe I was wrong.
289
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,030
Maybe we don't make it out
this time.
290
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,770
Don't say that!
291
00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:46,170
Remember what you always said
eight seconds ago?
292
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,740
I got your back, and you got mine.
Right, partner?
293
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:51,000
Promise?
I promise.
294
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,870
I promise.
295
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,440
I promise!
296
00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:57,830
You... promise what?
297
00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,220
You said
you owed bigfish everything
298
00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,970
and then went quiet
for 30 seconds.
299
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,310
He saved my life.
300
00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,190
I promised
I'd always have his back,
301
00:14:05,190 --> 00:14:07,280
and I can't be a friend
if I break that promise.
302
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,060
But I can't be a cop
if I don't uphold the law!
303
00:14:11,060 --> 00:14:13,760
I'm very conflicted right now.
It's a moral dilemma.
304
00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,460
This is my vulnerable side.
305
00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,070
I'm gonna stare at my locket.
306
00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,850
I suggest you back out slowly.
307
00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:24,640
Faster than that.
308
00:14:28,380 --> 00:14:30,470
Just because the lieutenant's
out doesn't mean iam.
309
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:32,210
Let's go.
Where we going?
310
00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:33,910
To catch a big fish.
311
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:37,220
And to catch a big fish,
you need the right bait.
312
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,150
♪♪
313
00:14:56,540 --> 00:14:57,760
All right, I'm ready.
314
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,020
What are you doing?
315
00:14:59,020 --> 00:15:00,680
I'm the bait
for the commissioner.
316
00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,160
Reel him in and bust him.
317
00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:04,810
I thought iwould handle that.
318
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:07,030
Oh. Yeah. Okay.
319
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,950
I'll just go hang in the Van.
320
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:09,950
You okay?
321
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,340
Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
322
00:15:11,340 --> 00:15:14,340
I was gonna wear this anyway.
Laundry day.
323
00:15:23,440 --> 00:15:25,140
Well, well.
324
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,830
Aren't you
a tall drink of water.
325
00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:31,880
Mmm. That's better.
326
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,410
And now to satisfy
my crude physical needs.
327
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,930
Hi. I'm niles.
What's your name?
328
00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:37,410
I'm Angie.
That's funny.
329
00:15:37,410 --> 00:15:39,410
There's a detective
in one of our precincts
330
00:15:39,410 --> 00:15:41,110
named Angie...
Looks a lot like you.
331
00:15:41,110 --> 00:15:42,330
Do you have a sister?
332
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:44,290
Why would we both
be named Angie?
333
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,590
You're sweet.
334
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:47,640
I'm gonna get undressed now.
335
00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,950
Here's the deal...
It's been a long, hard day.
336
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,990
And baby wants baba.
337
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:55,120
Pardon me?
338
00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:57,040
Oh, are you a new girl?
339
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,690
I have an adult baby fetish.
340
00:15:58,690 --> 00:16:01,480
I'm gonna act like a baby.
You're gonna act like my mommy.
341
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,090
You don't want
to have sex with me?
342
00:16:03,090 --> 00:16:04,570
Eww! Yucky!
343
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:06,830
Baby want baba.
344
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,920
I'm not sure that's illegal.
345
00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:12,270
Oh, trust me...
Once I pay you, it's illegal.
346
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:14,230
Well, then,
can I have some mo-ney?
347
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,890
Babies don't have money,
silly mommy.
348
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,410
Baby made a whoopsie.
349
00:16:21,410 --> 00:16:23,410
I'm really gonna need
to see that money first.
350
00:16:23,410 --> 00:16:24,980
No.
351
00:16:24,980 --> 00:16:27,890
First, change diapey.
352
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,460
All right, all right.
353
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:33,550
Do you have a diaper bag
or something?
354
00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,390
Okay, stop squirming!
355
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,780
Oh. Looks like
there's no whoopsie.
356
00:16:45,780 --> 00:16:47,040
Just a pee-pee.
357
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,050
Up you go.
358
00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:50,350
Ooh.
359
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,490
Okay.
360
00:16:54,490 --> 00:16:57,320
There's your fresh diaper.
Now show me some cash.
361
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,450
Baba.
362
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,930
I've had enough of this shit!
363
00:17:00,930 --> 00:17:03,890
Commissioner bigfish,
you're under arrest for...
364
00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:05,630
Whatever the hell this is.
365
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:08,370
There's not a jury in the world
that would convict a baby.
366
00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:09,630
I'll take my chances.
367
00:17:10,370 --> 00:17:12,980
Ugh!
Geils! He's on the run!
368
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:14,460
I don't see him.
369
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,810
The only person out here
370
00:17:15,810 --> 00:17:17,770
is a large baby
running down the street.
371
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:21,170
Yeah, that's him!
Take that baby down!
372
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,730
Hey, ! Stop right there,
sweetie!
373
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:28,220
What are you gonna do...
Shoot me with that, little guy?
374
00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:29,430
You gonna shoot...
375
00:17:29,430 --> 00:17:31,130
Aaaaaah!
376
00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:09,560
You're a disgrace
to the U.S. Navy!
377
00:18:14,610 --> 00:18:15,700
Aha!
378
00:18:21,970 --> 00:18:23,400
Ungh!
379
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,800
Whoa.
380
00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:27,930
Easy there, commissioner.
You don't have to do this.
381
00:18:27,930 --> 00:18:29,490
You got your whole life
ahead of you.
382
00:18:29,490 --> 00:18:31,370
Sorry about this,
detective geils,
383
00:18:31,370 --> 00:18:33,280
but if word were to get out,
384
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,760
I'd be ruined
as police commissioner.
385
00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,770
If there's two things I love,
it's serving the city...
386
00:18:39,770 --> 00:18:41,380
And wearing pajamas
with snaps at the bottom.
387
00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:43,510
Woman: That cross-dresser's
attacking that baby!
388
00:18:43,510 --> 00:18:45,120
I'm a cop!
389
00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:46,690
Ugh!
390
00:18:47,900 --> 00:18:49,430
No! No! No!
391
00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:51,860
Shh, shh. Shh.
No! No!
392
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,610
Hey, buddy.
393
00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:00,480
Come on. You like these keys?
You like these shiny keys?
394
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,960
You want 'em? Come here.
Take 'em. It's okay.
395
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,360
Want the keys?
Here. Look at that!
396
00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,050
Well done, geils.
Stand him up.
397
00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,190
Atkins, we made a promise!
398
00:19:10,190 --> 00:19:12,760
Sorry, bigfish, but we also
made anotherpromise...
399
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:15,240
To preserve and uphold the law,
and you broke that promise.
400
00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:18,240
I know. I'm sorry.
401
00:19:19,540 --> 00:19:21,420
It's okay.
It's okay.
402
00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:24,160
These nice policemen are gonna
take you down to the precinct,
403
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:26,070
and they're gonna book you.
404
00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,680
Doesn't that sound fun? Yeah.
405
00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:29,250
Okay.
Okay.
406
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,640
I'm so embarrassed.
He's just tired.
407
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:33,170
It's okay.
He'll sleep in the car.
408
00:19:35,430 --> 00:19:37,780
♪♪
409
00:19:39,780 --> 00:19:42,310
I guess we're clear
to take down madame Thatcher.
410
00:19:42,310 --> 00:19:43,440
Yeah, yeah, right.
411
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:45,050
Do you think
he's buckled in okay?
412
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:48,090
Yes. We checked
and double-checked. Relax.
413
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,230
I really hope
he makes friends in jail.
414
00:19:52,230 --> 00:19:54,280
He'll be fine.
415
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,230
Is someone here
thinking about kids?
416
00:19:56,230 --> 00:19:57,800
What?! Pssh!
417
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:03,810
They sure are cute
when they sleep, though.
418
00:20:03,810 --> 00:20:05,550
Well, we're here.
419
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:08,380
Why don't we just go around
the block a couple more times?
420
00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:14,160
Ohhh! ohhh!
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