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Going all the way
up to the front.
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Everyone follow me.
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All the way up here.
File in, please.
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Here is the museum's
most valuable piece, "thumb,"
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painted by carpaccio macguffin,
the Scottish-Italian master.
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This painting is
the last work he ever did
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before he went into seclusion.
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It is worth
well over $10 million.
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Look in front of you.
See these velvet ropes?
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They prevent anyone from getting
close to the painting.
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All: Ooh!
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And as an added level
of security,
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look at the sign.
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All right,
let's move on to the room
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with the boring pots in it.
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Follow me.
Right this way.
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Everyone this way.
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And to your right.
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♪♪
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Woman: I don't believe
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the indigenous people
had microwaves.
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And one can only imagine
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the bland food
they cooked in these pots.
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Here we have
well-preserved examples
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of Greek and Roman statues.
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You can see
that they are a depiction
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of the ideal human form,
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except for this one, of course,
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which is the fat,
slovenly cupid, god of love.
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Clearly, he loved pizza
most of all.
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Now, follow me over here
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and take a look
at the museum's most prized...
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♪♪
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Tribeca, geils!
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Dolby, knock it off, will you?
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Sorry, lieutenant.
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The other day,
you requested more hubbub.
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Okay, well, take it down
to a dull roar.
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Got it.
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Geils, Tribeca.
My office!
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You wanted to see us, sir?
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Yeah, you ever heard
of carpaccio macguffin?
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The Scottish-Italian master
who disappeared
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after painting
his masterwork "thumb"?
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Yes. Obviously.
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Macguffin's "thumb" disappeared
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from the Olsen-medavoy gallery
this morning.
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The o.M.G.?
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I thought it was at
the Lewis-Ogilvie library?
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The l.O.L.?!
Don't make me laugh!
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That burned down last year,
so they moved it.
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What are they building
in its place?
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Another one of those
damn parking garages
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from the Wayne-Tyson foundation.
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Wtf. I know. Just what we needed.
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But you heard about Tyson,
right?
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He came down with
a testicular membrane infection.
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Tmi? for realsies.
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This is your divorce agreement.
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B-t-dubs, you got robbed.
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I know. Fml.
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♪♪
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It's okay, kid.
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You wouldn't be human
if you didn't have
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some type of reaction
to a missing painting.
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Scholls, what do we got here?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, detective.
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Watch out for the velvet ropes.
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What do we got?
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Whoever did this
knew what he was doing.
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He got past the ropes
no problem. What about the sign?
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He was very clever here.
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Look how he altered
the meaning of the sign
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by spray-painting over
the word "not."
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"Do touch."
Man, that's diabolical.
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We're taking
as many prints as possible.
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We'll let you know
what we come up with.
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What's going on
with this pedestal here?
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Scholls: Oh, there was
a cupid statue there,
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but it was just
a temporary exhibit
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on loan from
an antiquities dealer...
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A Dr. Zaius.
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We're on it.
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Well, Tribeca,
time for a check-up.
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If the doctor is in.
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I sure hope so.
I have a scrotal hernia.
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What?
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♪♪
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I just love old stuff...
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Everything about it...
The smell, the feel.
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L.a.p.d.
Are you Dr. Zaius?
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Oh, no.
Dr. Zaius is my brother.
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I'm just Mr. Zaius.
You guys can call me Randy.
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Quite a shiner
you got there, Randy.
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Oh, thank you.
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I call it a mop.
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Is your brother around?
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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Randy?
What kind of name is Randy?
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It's welsh, actually.
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Good afternoon.
I'm Dr. Zaius.
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How can I help you?
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Wow, you really do look
a lot like your brother.
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Really? I don't see it.
Please come in.
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♪♪
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Would you like some coffee?
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Yes, please.
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I'm detective Tribeca,
this is detective geils,
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and we're here to talk to you
about what happened
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at the Olsen-medavoy gallery.
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Ohh!
Aah!
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Oh, my god, that's terrible.
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And really cold. I'm not surprised.
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This coffee was brewed
by Napoleon Bonaparte
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just before
the battle of Waterloo.
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Would you care
for some macaroons
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from the age of enlightenment?
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How about a potato chip
from the Kennedy administration?
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Okay. Were you aware
that macguffin's "thumb"
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was stolen from the o.M.G.
This morning?
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How awful.
That's such a seminal piece.
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That's not what it means.
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Apparently,
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one of your statues was on loan
to the museum from...
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Yesterday to today.
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I'm always happy to share
my antiquities with the world.
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They really belong to all of us.
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Can we see it? No. It's mine.
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The painting was there.
The statue arrives.
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The painting disappears.
The statue disappears.
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If you say so.
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Frankly, the comings and goings
of the pieces
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is Randy's responsibility,
and he's a first-class idiot,
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a real dumb-dumb double zero.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
the cake from
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Theodore Roosevelt's
35th birthday just arrived,
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and it's in terrible condition.
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Sit down, zaius!
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You're trying to tell me
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that that timeline
is coincidental?
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How dare you come in here
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with your cheap suit
and your lousy haircut.
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Where did you get that,
ladies prison?
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Salon training studio.
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How about this?
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I'll make some inquiries
in the art world, ask around.
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If I find anything out,
I'll call you.
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What's the number?
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It's 3... oh, hold on.
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Ink dried up.
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Go ahead.
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It's 3... oh, dried up again.
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Go ahead.
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It's 3... oops.
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Dried up. Sorry.
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One more time.
Go ahead.
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It's 3... no, it dried up. Sorry.
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Go ahead.
It's 3...
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Ah, shoot. Dried up.
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It's 3... no, it dried up again.
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So sorry.
One more time. Go.
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It's 3... all right, don't say "it's."
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That's what's taking the time...
The word "it's."
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You say it, it dries up, okay?
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Go.
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3... too late.
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Tell you what...
I have a photographic memory.
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You say it, and I'll...
I'll just remember it.
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Go ahead. Okay, 333...
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Mm-hmm... 2333.
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Okay, start any time you want.
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♪♪
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I feel like Dr. Zaius
is giving us the runaround.
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You think he has something to do
with the stolen painting? I don't know.
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I think this one
we just leave unsolved.
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Leave unsolved?
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I've literally never heard
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either of those words
come out of your mouth,
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and I've known you
for three weeks.
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It's just a dumb, old painting.
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Who cares?
"Who cares"?
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I've literally never heard
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either of those words
come out of your mouth,
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and I've known you
for three weeks.
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Is there something going on here
I don't know about?
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Let's just drop it, okay?
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I'll tell you when you
really push me on it later.Fine.
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If Dr. Zaius hasn't given us
enough information
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to make him a prime suspect,
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maybe his brother, Randy,
can chime in.
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Are you in or out?
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Let's roll.
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Oh.
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Yeah?
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Randy zaius?
L.A.P.D.
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Do you remember us
from this afternoon?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
I remember you guys.
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Come on in.
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♪♪
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Nice place.
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Thanks. It's cheap,
but it's inexpensive.
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No one gets into the
antiquities game for the money.
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It's funny that you mention that
because I noticed
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that your brother, Dr. Zaius,
was wearing a $1,500 suit today.
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We took a look
at his tax records,
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and it turns out he owns
a boathouse, a house boat,
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a pool house and a house pool.
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Oh, I wouldn't know.
I've never been to his house.
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Hmm.
Did you paint that?
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Yeah.
It's not very good, I know.
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But I'm... I'm just starting.
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A kangaroo
with a light switch for a head.
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What do you call it...
A kanger-switch?
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Actually, it's a switcheroo.
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Clever.
I'd like to buy it.
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Oh, you don't want that.
It's a terrible painting.
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You can get
something better than that.
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That one's garbage.
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Did Dr. Zaius give you
that black eye, Randy?
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Yeah, but we like to punch
each other in the eye.
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I mean, I punched him yesterday,
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so it was kind of his turn.
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It's a game.
We call it "punch punch."
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Your brother doesn't treat you
very well, does he?
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Do you know anything
about Dr. Zaius
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and the theft
of macguffin's "thumb"?
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If you'll excuse me,
I have to, uh...
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I have to use the restroom.
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Let's spread out.
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♪♪
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Tribeca, get over here.
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On my way.
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What's up?
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Macguffin's "thumb."
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If you'll excuse me, uh,
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all my roommates are about
to show up, so I...
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You son of a bitch! Aah!
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Whoa!
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You're under arrest
for grand theft art-o.
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It's not what you think.
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Give me a reason!
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I dare you.
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Aah! he just took a painting.
It's not that big of a deal.
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Don't tell me how to do my job!
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Ohh! give me a reason!
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I dare you!
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Ohh! Aah!
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Things got a little heated
back there, huh?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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You got to tell me what's
going on with you and this case.
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You know we never solve it
till you do.
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I was a young art student
living in Paris.
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I was living
in the French quarter.
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I was just getting out
of a relationship.
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That was the worst first date
I ever had.
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I needed someone who wanted
the things that I wanted.
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And that was
carpaccio macguffin.
258
00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:30,690
It was exciting, exhilarating.
259
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:36,520
We did things
I never dreamed of.
260
00:11:36,520 --> 00:11:42,310
He was loving,
considerate, thoughtful...
261
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:44,570
Sensuous.
262
00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:48,570
I knew I had to get out
of there.
263
00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:55,010
I loved him,
but I knew I couldn't stay
264
00:11:55,010 --> 00:11:58,760
because that's what I do...
I leave.
265
00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:20,040
So that was the inspiration
for "the thumb."
266
00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,870
Amazing.
267
00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:23,690
You think maybe you leave people
before they leave you?
268
00:12:23,690 --> 00:12:25,520
You think maybe you leave people
269
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,830
before they leave you?
270
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,480
All right, fine.
Forget it.
271
00:12:28,480 --> 00:12:30,050
Let's just put Randy away.
272
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,220
It's up here on the right,
273
00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:32,620
where it says
"police precinct."
274
00:12:32,620 --> 00:12:34,710
Okay, I got it.
275
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:38,970
Turn to the right.
276
00:12:41,670 --> 00:12:43,450
Turn to the left.
277
00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:49,020
All right. Let's bring in
the whole family.
278
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:50,590
Come on in.
Come on in, betts.
279
00:12:50,590 --> 00:12:53,250
Okay, y'all ready?
At the count of three, "cheese."
280
00:12:53,250 --> 00:12:55,770
One, two, three! "Cheese!"
281
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:58,160
You wanted to see us, doctor?
282
00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:00,990
Ah, good evening, detectives!
283
00:13:00,990 --> 00:13:02,390
I took a look
at that painting you recovered
284
00:13:02,390 --> 00:13:04,210
from Randy zaius' apartment.
285
00:13:04,210 --> 00:13:05,910
A genuine macguffin, eh?
286
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,830
We don't know
why you're laughing, sir.
287
00:13:14,830 --> 00:13:16,660
No. Of course.
How could you?
288
00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:19,230
You're not inside my head.
Now, let me show you something.
289
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:22,190
Now, here we have
Leonardo da Vinci's "Mona Lisa,"
290
00:13:22,190 --> 00:13:25,150
which we had fedexed in
from the louvre museum in Paris.
291
00:13:25,150 --> 00:13:28,800
And here...
292
00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:33,630
Here we have a cheap forgery on
loan from a cheap forgery store.
293
00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:35,460
Or is it?
294
00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:37,590
Could this be
the real "Mona Lisa"
295
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,510
and could this be the forgery?
296
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:41,510
Real, forge.
Forge, real.
297
00:13:41,510 --> 00:13:43,340
Follow the bouncing ball.
Which is it?
298
00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:46,560
I can tell them apart.
Oh, really, detective?
299
00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,560
Then why don't you pull out
your big gun
300
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,300
and shoot the forgery?
301
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,440
Great.
302
00:13:54,260 --> 00:13:55,530
Wrong, detective.
303
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,530
You've just shot
the real "Mona Lisa"
304
00:13:57,530 --> 00:13:59,880
and the lab technician
standing behind it.
305
00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,660
You tricked me.
I'm not paying for that.
306
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,320
They're both forgeries.
307
00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,280
Exactly, Tribeca.
They are both forgeries.
308
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,410
Look at the cheap canvas,
the amateur brushstrokes,
309
00:14:11,410 --> 00:14:13,630
the lack of contrast
between light and dark,
310
00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,850
the stickers
that say "75 cents."
311
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:18,500
Ah.
312
00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:20,990
At last, someone who knows
something about art.
313
00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,420
What's the point
of all this, doctor?
314
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:23,550
The point?
315
00:14:23,550 --> 00:14:25,030
The point?
316
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,690
Ooh, I love an inquiring mind.
317
00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:28,470
Let's have another look
at your so-called macguffin,
318
00:14:28,470 --> 00:14:30,170
shall we?
319
00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:34,650
Oh, my god.
320
00:14:34,650 --> 00:14:36,130
How did I miss this?
321
00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:39,610
Yeah, how did you miss this?
It's so obvious.
322
00:14:39,610 --> 00:14:41,140
Why is it obvious?
323
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:42,920
It's obvious
that it's a forgery,
324
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:44,400
although a brilliant one.
325
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,100
The canvas is authentic
to the period.
326
00:14:46,100 --> 00:14:47,400
The brushstrokes are exact.
327
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,230
It's absolutely
indistinguishable
328
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:50,360
from the original.
329
00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:52,020
Except for the fact
330
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,840
that macguffin was crying
when he painted "the thumb,"
331
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,930
and the tears diluted the paint
in the bottom-right corner.
332
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,550
Exactly.
As you can see, no tears.
333
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:02,940
So Randy forged "the thumb,"
but why?
334
00:15:02,940 --> 00:15:05,550
♪♪
335
00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:14,430
♪♪
336
00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,390
How's jail treating you, Randy?
337
00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:22,130
You literally brought me
in here five minutes ago.
338
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:24,920
Yeah, time goes slow
in the joint, doesn't it?
339
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:29,840
The painting we got from
your apartment is a forgery,
340
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:33,710
which begs the question...
Where's the original?
341
00:15:33,710 --> 00:15:36,710
Look, I'll tell you
everything you need to know.
342
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:39,150
But first, I want immunity.
343
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,240
Immunity?
That's what you want, huh?
344
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:49,200
You allergic to eggs? Uh, no.
345
00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:50,420
Okay.
Go ahead.
346
00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:53,030
Ow.
347
00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:54,510
That wasn't so bad.
348
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,130
Now, where's "the thumb" at?
My brother has it.
349
00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:59,340
He steals the art,
and then I forge it.
350
00:15:59,340 --> 00:16:01,300
He returns the forgeries back
to the art gallery,
351
00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,610
and the police drop
the whole thing.
352
00:16:03,610 --> 00:16:05,920
He ends up with a
multimillion-dollar art collection.
353
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,790
Why roll on him now?
354
00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:10,970
Because he's a total...
355
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,710
Dick!
356
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,930
You don't have to deal
with him no more,
357
00:16:14,930 --> 00:16:18,360
'cause we are about to
take Dr. Zaius down.
358
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,800
Now, you're free to go.
359
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:24,940
Can someone un-cuff me?
360
00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:26,590
You're not cuffed.
361
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:31,550
Oh. Great. Thanks.
362
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,160
You can validate your parking
on the way out.
363
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,160
Thanks, man.Yeah. No problem.
364
00:16:39,910 --> 00:16:41,910
Don't move, Dr. Zaius!
365
00:16:41,910 --> 00:16:44,170
You idiot!
Do you see what you've done?!
366
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,220
That was
a priceless moravian vase.
367
00:16:46,220 --> 00:16:48,220
It will take you
a lifetime to pay...
368
00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,870
It seems to be fine.
How can I help you?
369
00:16:50,870 --> 00:16:53,140
You're under arrest
for stealing macguffin's "thumb"
370
00:16:53,140 --> 00:16:54,750
from the Olsen-medavoy gallery.
371
00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,140
Your brother ratted you out.
372
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:58,490
Don't be ridiculous.
I haven't stolen anything.
373
00:16:58,490 --> 00:17:01,540
Then how do you explain this?
374
00:17:01,540 --> 00:17:03,540
I have no idea
how that got there.
375
00:17:03,540 --> 00:17:05,190
I'm being framed!
376
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,150
Officer, take him away.
377
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:10,630
♪♪
378
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,240
We did it.
379
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:14,640
Now let's get this thing
back to a museum,
380
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,330
where it belongs.
381
00:17:16,330 --> 00:17:18,120
Everyone freeze!
382
00:17:18,990 --> 00:17:20,820
You're out.
Go sit down.
383
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:25,390
Un-freeze.
384
00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:28,740
No tears.
This one's a forgery, too.
385
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,350
Damn it.
386
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,520
But Randy said
that zaius had the original.
387
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,530
What, did he pull
some kind of switcheroo?
388
00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:39,580
Switcheroo!
Switcheroo!
389
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:41,840
♪♪
390
00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:46,230
Randy zaius, l.A.P.D.!
Open the door!
391
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,240
Take it down.
392
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:53,590
Go! Go! Go!
393
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:55,770
Man: Go! Go! Man ♪2: Keep it moving!
Let's go!
394
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,860
Come on! Let's go!
Go, go, go!
395
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,270
It's Tanner.
He isn't here.
396
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,190
Get him!
397
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,940
You know, my first apartment
out of the academy
398
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,850
was way smaller than this one.
399
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,240
You don't say?
400
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:42,070
10 guys crammed
into a 24-story walk-up.
401
00:18:42,070 --> 00:18:44,210
And you know what the biggest
pain in the butt was?
402
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,430
Ohh!
403
00:18:48,430 --> 00:18:50,820
Opening the damn fridge.
404
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:52,210
♪♪
405
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:06,750
It's Tanner.
"Thumb's" up.
406
00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:09,620
All right.
407
00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:11,710
Looks like "the thumb's"
back up at the gallery.
408
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:13,360
All right.
409
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:15,060
I got to say you were
pretty terrific back there.
410
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,540
You weren't bad yourself.
411
00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,410
I feel like
we're really finding our groove.
412
00:19:18,410 --> 00:19:19,410
Mm-hmm.
413
00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,890
My mom was right.
414
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:24,290
When you meet the right partner,
you just know.
415
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:26,290
Mm-hmm. in fact, you should meet my mom.
416
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,640
I've already told her
so much about you. Hmm.
417
00:19:28,640 --> 00:19:30,600
Is it weird we don't have
more pictures together?
418
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:31,950
I got to get out of here.
419
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,040
I'm not gonna let you run away
from a good thing this time,
420
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,560
agent Tribeca.
421
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,610
I got to go take a poop.
422
00:19:42,610 --> 00:19:47,400
♪♪
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