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Ugh, stupid wobbly leg.
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I asked your dad to fix this.
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Why can't you fix it, Mama?
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You're right. I'll get my toolbox.
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Fixed.
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Hey, buddy.
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I made you your favorite breakfast.
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You made me poached eggs with salmon?
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I made you my favorite breakfast.
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I can't eat.
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Gina leaves for Deervale today,
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so we're officially over.
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Forever.
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Damn, girl, you're blowing up.
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Ever since I broke up with Trip,
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all these guys keep texting.
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Ryan, Damian, Justin...
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Justin?
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- Isn't he your teacher?
- And friend.
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Well, your alarm woke me up again.
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We are not holding you hostage.
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You're free to move out any time...
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this morning, this afternoon,
this evening...
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now.
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Now's fine.
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All right, I-I would
love to leave, trust me,
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but my renters found the black mold
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that I was trying to hide
with that couch,
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and now I have a lawsuit on my hands,
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so guess I'm stuck with all of you.
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And that stupid dog,
sitting in his water dish.
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Now Ryan Ricci
wants to hang out Saturday,
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but Damian already asked me
to go to the movies.
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Ah, to be young again...
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the thrill of potential new love...
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I can't stop thinking about Gina.
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Little things like
when we'd watch horror movies
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and she'd hold me when I got scared.
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...and the heartache of old.
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I remember those days.
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I miss the excitement of
the ups and downs of romance.
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Guess I'll just have to live
vicariously through my kids.
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I am so sorry, Oliver.
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You must be devastated.
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Does it hurt like a stabbing pain,
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or is it more of a kick to the nads?
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Nads.
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Now stabbing.
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Yeah, that's the stuff.
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You guys don't appreciate it
because you're young,
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but these highs and lows
are really exciting.
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You and Dad don't have
any excitement in your lives?
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What? Anna-Kat,
why would you think that?
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Of course Dad and I
have excitement in our lives.
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- Okay, don't freak out.
- Mm-hmm.
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The delivery guy made a mistake.
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We didn't get one newspaper
this morning.
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We got two.
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Can you believe?
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I mean, it's like... aaaah!
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No need to go to Six Flags, Mama,
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'cause your life's
a real roller coaster.
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She's right.
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She's a little [bleep] but she's right.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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I overheard that you have an abundance
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of gentleman suitors lined up.
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Well, I have to say,
I am very impressed.
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Tell me everything.
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Well, Damian and Ryan both asked me out,
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and there's this kid from shop class
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who keeps winking at me,
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but I think that's because
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he has light sensitivity.
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He had eyelid surgery
in middle school, but...
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I may have misspoke when
I said tell me "everything".
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Just tell me which boy
you like the best.
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They're all nice, but...
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I don't know.
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Trip and I just broke up.
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Shouldn't I take some time off?
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No! No, no, no. You're young.
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Uh, but don't get tied down...
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unless that's something you're into.
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Yeah, but even if
my mind wasn't on Trip,
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I'm not really into any of these guys.
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Well, there's got to be someone
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you've got a crush on.
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I mean, otherwise,
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why even show up at school?
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I don't know.
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Well, there is this one guy.
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Pierce.
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He's in the musical with me,
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he's super nice,
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and he was there for me
when Trip and I broke up,
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but I'm pretty sure
he just sees me as a friend.
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Ah, well, lucky for you,
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I know how to get a guy's attention.
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Hi, Greg.
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Kathryn, you look refreshed.
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Hm.
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Creepy, Grandma.
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But I'm in.
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Okay.
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The first step is
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to put yourself out there
on social media.
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You need to publicly flaunt
your best life.
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You're very lucky
that you've got Instagram.
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Oh, in my day,
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you had to depend on loose morals
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and good, old-fashioned word of mouth.
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Pierce follows me on Instagram,
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but he never really likes
or comments on my stuff.
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No, you... you've got to
stand out in your photos.
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- Hmm.
- You need to flaunt your best assets.
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Now, as a stewardess,
I was on my feet a lot,
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so my best assets
are my toned legs and my abs.
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Oh, and my prominent clavicles.
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Well, I did get voted best smile.
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Well, there you go!
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So, no more pouty face.
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You just flash that beautiful smile
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and Pierce will come running.
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Let's do it!
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Don't do that. That's my thing.
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I've never seen my kids like this.
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- Their emotions are all over the place.
- Of course they are.
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Everything's so meaningful
and intense in youth.
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At any moment, you can be
blindsided by adoration
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or crushed by rejection.
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I was the exact same way
when I was young.
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Except the rejection part.
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Homecoming Queen as a Sophomore.
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I was the perfect combination
of hot and mean.
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I was unstoppable.
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My kids are so emotional, too.
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When is science gonna learn
to breed that crap out?
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I remember when just holding
Greg's hand was electric,
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like it meant the entire world.
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I miss that excitement.
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I make sure my marriage never gets stale
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by blindsiding Richard
every couple weeks.
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Last night, I looked up
gay porn on his computer
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and pretended to be shocked
to discover it
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in his search history.
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I was all...
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"Is this what you're doing
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when you say you're paying bills?!
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Who are you?!"
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Epic blowout fight, epic makeup sex.
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Your couples' therapy bills
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must be insane.
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Ah! They were!
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Until I accused him of having sex
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with our marriage counselor.
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Epic blowout fight, epic makeup sex.
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The crazy one is right.
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Sometimes, you got to shake things up.
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All right, I'm gonna
pick a fight with Greg,
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but I'm gonna do it my way...
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by blowing something small
way out of proportion.
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Stick to what you're good at, you know?
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14 blueberries, eight walnuts,
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and a pile of muffin
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separated and fit for consumption.
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Ravioli guts, ravioli skin.
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Now, which to eat first?
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Why did you dissect your food?
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You don't have OCD.
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No, but I do have FOMO.
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Everything okay, Franklin?
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You're itching more than usual today.
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Oh, it's probably nothing.
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See, it's nothing.
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Adult!
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I need an adult!
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Ooh, now that is a great smile.
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- Hmm.
- You see?
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What are you guys doing?
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Grandma's helping me flaunt
my best life on social media.
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She's full of great advice.
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Maybe she can help you out with Gina.
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I'm listening.
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I know that it's hard to see,
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but there will be other girls.
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Not like Gina.
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That's because she was your first love.
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Oh, I remember my first love.
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Dan Linker.
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Oh, Dan the Man with
the shag-carpet van.
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Did he break your heart?
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No.
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No, I dumped him. Hard.
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No, I've never actually
been broken up with.
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Well, obviously.
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Found him.
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Oh. Dan's on Instagram?
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Wow. He looks good.
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He looks great!
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Oh, and here he is running a marathon,
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and here he is on a boat.
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You see, Oliver?
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Obviously, he's moved on from me
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just like you're going to
move on from Gina.
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It says he lives in Greenwich,
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so at least he's not poor.
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Greenwich?
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That's just a few towns away.
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Hm.
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Wonder if he's single.
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Maybe we should visit.
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You know, just to prove that
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I wasn't even a blip on his radar.
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That would cer you up, I think.
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Grandma, is this you pretending
to teach me a life lesson
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so you can meet a rich guy?
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I don't think so, but maybe.
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You know, I'm not always
honest with myself.
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Well, I want to come, too.
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It'll give me a chance to
take some road-trip selfies.
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We should go tomorrow.
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It's Teacher Goof-Off Day,
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so Taylor and I don't have school.
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Perfect. We'll all go.
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I could use a break from this dump.
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What? It's not like you own it.
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Mama, where's the glitter?
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I'm making a "get well" card
for Franklin.
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He has the chickenpox.
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They have vaccines for that now,
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but sounds like Franklin.
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If Franklin's out,
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who am I going to
have lunch with this week?
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He's my best...
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He's your only.
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...friend.
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You'll be fine.
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There are plenty of people at school
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that love you.
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- Well, hey, sweetie.
- Hi, Daddy.
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Anna-Kat, the glitter's
in the upstairs closet.
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Got paper towels before we ran out.
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It wasn't even on the list.
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Just a little spontaneity.
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Time to shake things up
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and pick a fight, Doris-style.
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Notice my hair, Greg?
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- Oh, you got it done?
- No, I didn't "get it done"!
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Are we at that part of our marriage
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where you just stop looking at me?!
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Not at all. I love looking at you.
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Like an object.
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- Like a trinket on the shelf.
- What?
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Is this because I went off-list
and got those paper towels?
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You should go to a motel tonight
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and think about what you just said.
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- What the... I'm confused.
- You're confused?!
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Now you're the victim?!
Oh, it's all about you!
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Katie, I'm truly sorry
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if I've done anything
to make you feel bad.
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I don't feel bad.
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That's the problem. I feel fine.
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00:08:58,052 --> 00:08:59,985
So... what do you want?
265
00:09:00,087 --> 00:09:02,287
I texted Gina four times and nothing.
266
00:09:02,389 --> 00:09:05,057
She even left the last text unread.
267
00:09:05,159 --> 00:09:06,191
I want to die!
268
00:09:06,293 --> 00:09:07,626
I want to feel like that!
269
00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,633
What is going on with you?
270
00:09:16,700 --> 00:09:19,224
I was just picking a fight
to generate passion between us.
271
00:09:19,304 --> 00:09:21,038
We've got passion.
Remember the other night
272
00:09:21,140 --> 00:09:22,406
when we accidentally touched butts
273
00:09:22,508 --> 00:09:23,940
and you said, "Ooh, la la?"
274
00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,008
That's passion, baby.
275
00:09:25,077 --> 00:09:26,343
When we first started dating,
276
00:09:26,404 --> 00:09:27,636
everything was so up in the air.
277
00:09:27,713 --> 00:09:29,312
I didn't know whether
you were going to call
278
00:09:29,381 --> 00:09:31,148
or not call or ever ask me out again.
279
00:09:31,216 --> 00:09:33,483
I always waited three days
'cause I'm so money.
280
00:09:33,552 --> 00:09:36,319
It was terrifying, but I loved it.
281
00:09:36,388 --> 00:09:37,921
Really?
282
00:09:38,023 --> 00:09:39,523
All that uncertainty drove me insane.
283
00:09:39,625 --> 00:09:41,958
I know it might sound silly,
284
00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,394
but I miss the highs and lows.
285
00:09:44,463 --> 00:09:47,130
The spontaneity, the unpredictability.
286
00:09:47,232 --> 00:09:48,265
Say no more.
287
00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:52,335
You didn't predict
this happening, did you?
288
00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:54,504
No.
289
00:09:54,606 --> 00:09:55,572
No, I did not.
290
00:10:05,350 --> 00:10:07,551
I messaged Dan
to let him know we were coming.
291
00:10:07,603 --> 00:10:08,635
Whoa-ho-ho.
292
00:10:08,687 --> 00:10:11,888
A Porsche with a yellow brake system?
293
00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,390
That adds 7 grand to the total.
294
00:10:13,459 --> 00:10:15,325
So unnecessary and expensive.
295
00:10:15,394 --> 00:10:17,394
- I love it.
- I told you, Oliver.
296
00:10:17,496 --> 00:10:19,329
I broke that man's heart
into a trillion pieces,
297
00:10:19,398 --> 00:10:21,402
and he still did
fantastically well for himself.
298
00:10:21,481 --> 00:10:23,465
Isn't it weird to show up
at your high-school boyfriend's house
299
00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,534
after 100 years?
300
00:10:25,804 --> 00:10:26,970
I mean, look at that oak.
301
00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:29,339
I love a mature tree.
302
00:10:29,441 --> 00:10:31,341
We just reached 60 likes
on the pic of my feet
303
00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:32,809
outside the window on the highway.
304
00:10:32,911 --> 00:10:35,846
Oh, see, I told you toes would sell.
305
00:10:35,948 --> 00:10:37,747
Still nothing from Pierce, though.
306
00:10:37,850 --> 00:10:39,449
Okay, I have an idea.
307
00:10:39,518 --> 00:10:41,451
Now, you two...
stand in front of the house,
308
00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,553
and, Oliver, put your arm around Taylor.
309
00:10:43,655 --> 00:10:44,654
Ooh, Oliver.
310
00:10:44,756 --> 00:10:46,756
This will be the furthest
you've ever gone with a girl.
311
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:48,558
We'll crop his face out so it looks like
312
00:10:48,627 --> 00:10:50,360
some random dude has his arm around you.
313
00:10:50,462 --> 00:10:51,728
But his arms are so scrawny.
314
00:10:51,830 --> 00:10:53,430
Pierce will just think
it's a baby's arm.
315
00:10:53,532 --> 00:10:54,664
What do you want, woman?
316
00:10:54,766 --> 00:10:57,167
I'm in crisis. I haven't eaten in days.
317
00:10:57,236 --> 00:10:58,835
And done.
318
00:10:58,904 --> 00:11:02,006
Well, this will certainly
get Pierce's attention.
319
00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:03,573
- Mm.
- Hashtag blessed,
320
00:11:03,675 --> 00:11:04,941
hashtag so much fun...
321
00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:07,477
...hashtag road trip, and posted!
322
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:09,880
Dan.
323
00:11:09,948 --> 00:11:11,181
Dan the Man!
324
00:11:11,283 --> 00:11:12,349
Wow.
325
00:11:12,417 --> 00:11:13,550
It's really great to see you.
326
00:11:13,652 --> 00:11:17,354
Kathryn, it's been such a long time.
327
00:11:17,456 --> 00:11:18,655
I didn't realize "Benjamin Button"
328
00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:19,823
was based on a true story.
329
00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:21,291
You look amazing.
330
00:11:21,393 --> 00:11:22,859
Thank you.
331
00:11:22,928 --> 00:11:26,096
Uh, this is my nephew Oliver
a-and my niece Taylor.
332
00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,864
Niece? What are you
talking about, Grand...
333
00:11:27,966 --> 00:11:31,034
♪ Old flag, you're a high flying flag ♪
334
00:11:31,103 --> 00:11:32,969
Taylor's very patriotic.
335
00:11:34,239 --> 00:11:36,039
- Come on in.
- Okay.
336
00:11:36,141 --> 00:11:37,340
Don't you blow this for me.
337
00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,044
Nice to meet you guys.
338
00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:43,213
And always great to see an old friend.
339
00:11:43,315 --> 00:11:45,982
Oh, look at how well Dan has rebounded.
340
00:11:46,051 --> 00:11:46,917
See? I told you.
341
00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:48,318
You're gonna be fine.
342
00:11:48,387 --> 00:11:50,854
And hopefully he's single.
343
00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,789
Don't touch that. It's my future vase.
344
00:11:53,992 --> 00:11:55,058
Let's sit down.
345
00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:56,493
Wow.
346
00:11:56,595 --> 00:11:58,495
You look so good, Dan.
347
00:11:58,564 --> 00:12:00,597
You must be doing
quite well for yourself.
348
00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:03,767
Well, I play quite a bit of tether ball.
349
00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:06,336
Hey.
350
00:12:06,438 --> 00:12:09,372
- Sweet pad.
- Actually, it's, uh, not my house.
351
00:12:09,441 --> 00:12:10,607
It's my parents' place.
352
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,409
What, so you're just staying here
353
00:12:12,511 --> 00:12:14,544
while your mansion
down the street gets fumigated,
354
00:12:14,646 --> 00:12:15,946
- or... or...
- No, I live with them.
355
00:12:16,048 --> 00:12:17,247
I've been living here for years.
356
00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:19,516
I get the whole attic to myself
357
00:12:19,618 --> 00:12:21,484
in exchange for
scooping the cats' litter boxes.
358
00:12:21,587 --> 00:12:23,153
- Attic?
- Litter boxes?
359
00:12:23,255 --> 00:12:24,721
Yep, that's the deal.
360
00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:25,855
Oh, shoot...
361
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:28,525
I forgot Mittens's box. Be right back.
362
00:12:28,627 --> 00:12:31,628
Boy, I did a number on him.
363
00:12:33,165 --> 00:12:34,397
You might be in trouble, kid.
364
00:12:35,968 --> 00:12:37,667
We got robbed? Damn.
365
00:12:37,736 --> 00:12:39,703
I should've left out that ugly
necklace your mother gave me.
366
00:12:39,771 --> 00:12:41,838
- There was no robbery.
- What?
367
00:12:41,907 --> 00:12:43,506
See? You just went from a low to a high.
368
00:12:43,575 --> 00:12:46,076
Oh, Greg, I went from a low to a sweaty.
369
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:47,444
Now that I got your heart rate up
370
00:12:47,546 --> 00:12:48,878
and the kids aren't home,
371
00:12:48,981 --> 00:12:51,147
it's just you and me, baby,
like the old days.
372
00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:53,516
Okay, okay.
373
00:12:53,619 --> 00:12:54,451
I like it.
374
00:12:54,553 --> 00:12:55,385
Let's do this.
375
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,620
Upstairs?
376
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,088
Upstairs is so pedestrian.
377
00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,589
You're right.
378
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:00,924
Plus, the sheets are in the wash
379
00:13:01,026 --> 00:13:02,993
because the dog threw up on the bed.
380
00:13:04,029 --> 00:13:04,794
Ah.
381
00:13:04,896 --> 00:13:06,763
This stupid, wobbly table.
382
00:13:06,865 --> 00:13:08,898
Hold on, I'll fix it.
383
00:13:10,135 --> 00:13:12,202
Oh. Whoopsie-daisie.
384
00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:13,470
Whoopsie-daisie?
385
00:13:13,572 --> 00:13:15,405
Now we're definitely not doing it.
386
00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:16,740
I got to get to a meeting anyhow.
387
00:13:16,842 --> 00:13:17,974
We'll do this some other time.
388
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:19,442
Wha... But I wanted to do it now
389
00:13:19,511 --> 00:13:21,511
- and some other time.
- Mnh-mnh.
390
00:13:44,142 --> 00:13:46,376
Did you see Anna-Kat?
She had no one to sit with.
391
00:13:46,478 --> 00:13:48,578
I wasn't about to
invite her to our table.
392
00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:49,813
Totally.
393
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:51,147
She's just so...
394
00:13:51,216 --> 00:13:52,782
Weird.
395
00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:55,552
Sorry about that.
396
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:58,088
Mittens has been transitioning
from dry food to wet food,
397
00:13:58,190 --> 00:14:00,790
so her urine is a bit, uh, crystallized.
398
00:14:00,892 --> 00:14:03,827
I should probably wash my hands.
399
00:14:03,929 --> 00:14:05,795
Eh, I'll... I'll do it later.
400
00:14:05,897 --> 00:14:07,497
So, what brings you here, Kathryn?
401
00:14:07,599 --> 00:14:10,233
Well, uh, Oliver here
402
00:14:10,335 --> 00:14:11,935
is going through a bad break-up,
403
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:13,636
and I... I just wanted to show him
404
00:14:13,705 --> 00:14:16,406
that there is life after a heartbreak.
405
00:14:16,508 --> 00:14:18,274
I mean...
406
00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,843
...when I dumped you,
I was afraid you...
407
00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:22,779
What? Uh, Kathryn, I hate to correct you
408
00:14:22,881 --> 00:14:24,114
in front of your niece and nephew,
409
00:14:24,182 --> 00:14:25,915
but... I dumped you.
410
00:14:26,017 --> 00:14:27,584
No, you didn't. I dumped you.
411
00:14:27,686 --> 00:14:30,353
You're not remembering correctly.
412
00:14:30,422 --> 00:14:31,488
Well, uh, sure I am.
413
00:14:31,590 --> 00:14:33,356
It was the summer
after our freshman year...
414
00:14:33,425 --> 00:14:35,125
- We were out walking...
- ...by the train tracks.
415
00:14:35,193 --> 00:14:37,427
And I told you that I wanted
to be single for a while,
416
00:14:37,496 --> 00:14:39,229
that I was too young to be tied down.
417
00:14:39,331 --> 00:14:40,697
You didn't want to hear it,
418
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,065
so you just plugged your ears and...
419
00:14:42,167 --> 00:14:43,266
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
420
00:14:43,368 --> 00:14:44,534
That. You did that.
421
00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:47,303
Oh, my God.
422
00:14:47,406 --> 00:14:48,805
You did dump me.
423
00:14:48,907 --> 00:14:50,106
Wha...
424
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:52,809
I locked myself in my room
for that entire summer.
425
00:14:52,911 --> 00:14:54,811
My only rebound was a crow I befriended
426
00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,813
by feeding him berries
through the window.
427
00:14:58,450 --> 00:15:00,316
This is going so much more terribly
428
00:15:00,419 --> 00:15:02,085
than I could have imagined.
429
00:15:02,187 --> 00:15:04,120
You should ask Dan
if he'll lend you a starter cat.
430
00:15:10,796 --> 00:15:12,362
Wine?
431
00:15:12,464 --> 00:15:13,196
It's only 4:00.
432
00:15:13,298 --> 00:15:14,697
It's happy hour.
433
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,933
So, do you come here often?
434
00:15:17,035 --> 00:15:19,969
Ooh, pretending we're meeting
for the first time, got it.
435
00:15:20,071 --> 00:15:21,137
Going for a high.
436
00:15:21,239 --> 00:15:22,172
Hello, hello,
437
00:15:22,274 --> 00:15:23,706
- I'm Greg, I am.
- Oh...
438
00:15:23,775 --> 00:15:25,809
You're right. That was dumb.
439
00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:27,844
Hi. I'm Greg.
440
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:30,425
Hi, Greg. Nice to meet you.
441
00:15:30,519 --> 00:15:31,648
What do you do?
442
00:15:31,750 --> 00:15:35,118
- I'm a history professor.
- Ooh. I love history.
443
00:15:35,220 --> 00:15:37,420
Oh. So, what's your favorite era?
444
00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:38,455
Mm.
445
00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:39,689
Why don't we
446
00:15:39,791 --> 00:15:41,691
say our favorite eras at the same time?
447
00:15:41,793 --> 00:15:44,961
1, 2, 3...
448
00:15:45,063 --> 00:15:46,796
- Classical antiquity.
- Classical antiquity.
449
00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,066
I knew it'd be the same one.
450
00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:53,503
- Anna-Kat, is something wrong?
- No.
451
00:15:57,008 --> 00:15:58,942
There's definitely something wrong.
452
00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:00,043
We need to speed this up.
453
00:16:00,145 --> 00:16:01,544
We meet, go out a bunch of times...
454
00:16:01,646 --> 00:16:03,413
Fall in love, have our first
couple's costume...
455
00:16:03,515 --> 00:16:04,514
Ketchup and relish,
456
00:16:04,616 --> 00:16:05,615
because you refused to wear yellow.
457
00:16:05,717 --> 00:16:07,350
- It washes me out.
- We get married,
458
00:16:07,452 --> 00:16:08,485
you knock me up on our honeymoon,
459
00:16:08,587 --> 00:16:10,286
three kids and an untrainable dog later,
460
00:16:10,388 --> 00:16:11,421
here we are.
461
00:16:13,925 --> 00:16:15,625
You seem a little down, sweetie.
462
00:16:15,727 --> 00:16:17,093
Do you want to talk about it?
463
00:16:18,697 --> 00:16:21,097
The kids at school think I'm weird.
464
00:16:25,889 --> 00:16:28,131
I thought you said
he wasn't gonna do that anymore.
465
00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,998
What happened? What did they say to you?
466
00:16:35,053 --> 00:16:37,387
They didn't say anything to my face.
467
00:16:37,456 --> 00:16:38,892
That's not how it works.
468
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,940
Today, kids aren't allowed to bully,
469
00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,427
so they just make fun of you
behind your back.
470
00:16:43,496 --> 00:16:44,528
So, you overheard them
talking about you?
471
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:47,097
Yeah. They said I was weird.
472
00:16:48,123 --> 00:16:49,233
Am I weird?
473
00:16:49,335 --> 00:16:51,669
Anna-Kat, you are unique.
474
00:16:51,737 --> 00:16:54,943
There is nobody else like you,
and that is a good thing.
475
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:57,600
You have to say that
because you're my mom.
476
00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:00,176
I am weird. They were right.
477
00:17:00,278 --> 00:17:01,811
So what? It's okay to be weird.
478
00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:03,880
Everyone's a little weird.
Look at your mom.
479
00:17:03,948 --> 00:17:04,981
She wakes up screaming once a month
480
00:17:05,049 --> 00:17:06,994
and punches me in my sleep.
481
00:17:07,886 --> 00:17:09,118
It's not funny.
482
00:17:09,187 --> 00:17:10,319
It's so funny.
483
00:17:10,388 --> 00:17:12,154
I told you to sleep with a helmet.
484
00:17:12,223 --> 00:17:14,123
Besides, who cares what those kids say?
485
00:17:14,225 --> 00:17:15,324
They don't get to you know you,
486
00:17:15,393 --> 00:17:16,158
and that sucks for them
487
00:17:16,261 --> 00:17:17,960
because they are missing out
488
00:17:18,062 --> 00:17:19,762
on the most fun kid around.
489
00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,765
Thanks for trying.
490
00:17:26,471 --> 00:17:27,970
What kind of monsters
491
00:17:28,039 --> 00:17:30,806
would hurt
that precious girl's feelings?
492
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,609
Tomorrow I'm gonna
go down to that school,
493
00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:34,844
and I am going...
494
00:17:34,913 --> 00:17:36,078
You're not gonna yell at kids.
495
00:17:36,147 --> 00:17:37,179
I don't need to yell.
496
00:17:37,248 --> 00:17:38,781
I'm just gonna go down there
497
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,082
and point a few things out,
498
00:17:40,151 --> 00:17:43,352
shine a spotlight
on some of their weirdnesses.
499
00:17:43,421 --> 00:17:45,621
"Hey, Grayson, you sweatshirt chewer.
500
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,889
Nice wet sleeve."
501
00:17:46,958 --> 00:17:47,957
"Hey, Jessica.
502
00:17:48,059 --> 00:17:50,226
Those sideburns
are coming in real thick."
503
00:17:50,328 --> 00:17:53,396
To be safe, I'm gonna move some
things around and tag along.
504
00:17:53,464 --> 00:17:54,530
You don't trust me?
505
00:17:54,632 --> 00:17:55,736
Not even a little bit.
506
00:17:55,767 --> 00:17:56,966
Looks like somebody's
507
00:17:57,035 --> 00:17:59,201
gonna get sleep-punched tonight.
508
00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,207
Today was supposed to
make me feel better,
509
00:18:05,310 --> 00:18:06,208
but it just confirmed
510
00:18:06,277 --> 00:18:07,977
that I'll end up pathetic and lonely.
511
00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:09,045
Like you, Grandma.
512
00:18:09,147 --> 00:18:10,780
Hey, I'm not...
513
00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,150
Oh, who am I kidding?
514
00:18:14,252 --> 00:18:17,620
I sleep on a pull-out couch in
my son-in-law's home office,
515
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,789
and my closest friends are you two.
516
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,892
Complete radio silence from Pierce.
517
00:18:22,994 --> 00:18:24,393
This is awful.
518
00:18:24,462 --> 00:18:26,629
I guess only time will heal us.
519
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,464
Well, time for you two.
520
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,066
Time and a muscle relaxer for me.
521
00:18:30,134 --> 00:18:31,701
Oh, my God.
522
00:18:31,769 --> 00:18:33,235
Pierce finally liked my photo,
523
00:18:33,304 --> 00:18:34,537
and he commented with a heart emoji.
524
00:18:34,639 --> 00:18:38,174
If you're gonna be happy,
go do it in another room.
525
00:18:38,276 --> 00:18:40,142
Hey.
526
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:43,145
My old camp boyfriend
just lost his wife to diabetes.
527
00:18:43,214 --> 00:18:45,081
Who wants to go to Virginia Beach?
528
00:18:45,183 --> 00:18:46,282
Road trip!
529
00:18:53,524 --> 00:18:56,025
Everyone is just walking right by her.
530
00:18:56,127 --> 00:18:57,126
A bunch of goons.
531
00:18:57,195 --> 00:18:58,494
Give it some time.
532
00:18:58,596 --> 00:19:00,196
We've been standing here forever.
533
00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:02,131
I'm going in hot. Those kids better run.
534
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,833
You don't win homecoming queen
sophomore year
535
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:05,735
because you're liked.
You win because you're feared.
536
00:19:05,837 --> 00:19:07,637
Katie, I can't let you...
537
00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:09,271
Wait, wait, wait.
538
00:19:09,374 --> 00:19:10,506
Hi, Kendra.
539
00:19:12,510 --> 00:19:14,076
Where's Randall?
540
00:19:14,178 --> 00:19:15,945
He's getting his back brace adjusted.
541
00:19:16,047 --> 00:19:19,015
- Where's Franklin?
- He's quarantined.
542
00:19:20,351 --> 00:19:22,351
What's wrong?
543
00:19:22,453 --> 00:19:24,320
Those other girls said I'm weird.
544
00:19:24,389 --> 00:19:27,390
Well, that just means you're unique.
545
00:19:27,492 --> 00:19:28,658
- Really?
- Yeah.
546
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,126
And it's their loss.
547
00:19:33,564 --> 00:19:35,431
- Want to hang out?
- Sure.
548
00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:36,899
So, are we just...
549
00:19:37,001 --> 00:19:38,434
Did you see that?
550
00:19:38,503 --> 00:19:39,969
I sure did.
551
00:19:40,071 --> 00:19:42,672
I am so proud of her.
552
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,007
She is our strong, one-of-a-kind,
553
00:19:45,109 --> 00:19:46,809
weird little girl.
554
00:19:46,911 --> 00:19:48,778
See that? You went from a low to a high.
555
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,082
He's right.
556
00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:54,684
I still have highs and lows in my life,
557
00:19:54,786 --> 00:19:58,354
but now they're because of my kids.
558
00:19:58,456 --> 00:20:01,669
And I will always have Greg
by my side through it all.
559
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,051
The kitchen table is arreglado.
560
00:20:11,738 --> 00:20:12,967
What?
561
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:16,580
I have fixed the kitchen table
for mi amor.
562
00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:18,582
Why are you talking weird?
563
00:20:18,621 --> 00:20:20,212
I'm doing a sexy Spanish accent.
564
00:20:20,256 --> 00:20:22,423
Mnh-mnh. I think it's just
a Spanish accent.
565
00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:25,159
Is the French better, oh, oh, oh.
566
00:20:25,261 --> 00:20:26,961
No.
567
00:20:27,063 --> 00:20:28,462
Well, what would work for you?
568
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,998
Do you have anything
569
00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,733
in the Hemsworth variety?
570
00:20:32,835 --> 00:20:34,635
G'day, mate.
571
00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:36,036
Wait.
572
00:20:36,138 --> 00:20:37,471
This could work.
573
00:20:37,573 --> 00:20:39,406
Turn off the lights and say it again.
574
00:20:43,145 --> 00:20:45,554
- G'day, mate.
- Get over here.
575
00:20:46,860 --> 00:20:51,860
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