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NARRATOR:
Ahh, Christmas...
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That time of year when childrenare at their absolute worst.
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You see, kids have figured outthat they'll get
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whatever they wantwhether they're bad or good.
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So they allbecame spoiled turds.
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Hey, I want that.
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It's too expensive.
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(whining):
But it's Christmas.
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I get whatever I want!
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If you're a good boy.
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Steven Anita!
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No, I'm a bad boy.
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I get what I want.
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What's gotten into
this boy? He's insane.
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He's a mystery to me.
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I'm the one
they call a mystery
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"They"?
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I'm the one they call insane
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Ain't no other way
I'm meant to be
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I want this and gimme that
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Are we to blame?
Oh, no
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If I told you once,
I told you twice
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I'd never be a saint
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Daddy, no
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Mommy, no
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Ain't no saint
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Bad
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Bad, bad, bad, bad boy
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We want it, we want it
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And you're paying for it
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I'm no good
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So bring me toys
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I want it, I want it
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Don't appreciate it
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I know what's coming
and I see the way
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He gets whatever he wants
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Ain't no other way to go!
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Don't you ever tell him no
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And when I want it,
you buy it for me
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We've got you in our aim
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So pony up the dough
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(groans)
Steve, you're the worst.
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You want the worst?
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Well, you gonna see
the worst
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'Cause I'm the best,
the best at bein' the worst!
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FRANCINE:
Stop!
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I have heard enough
of this song and dance.
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You're just lucky I don't beat
you like my dad did to me.
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In fact, let's pay
a visit to my dad
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so you can see what happens to
naughty boys when they grow up.
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Dad, tell him
how much jail sucks.
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Tell him about the beatings,
the rapes,
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the overly washed
Egyptian cotton bath towels.
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Tell him
so he'll stop being bad.
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Steve, just be happy
you're bad now
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and not when I was boy.
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Back then, Krampus
would have come for you.
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Krampus?
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Yes, Krampus.
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The demon of Christmas.
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When I was a boyin Southern Bavaria,
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in lower Berchtesgaden,
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Santa would ride with Krampus.
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Santa would give giftsto the good kids
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and Krampus would punishthe naughty ones.
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Scare youwith his rusty chains.
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Slap your bottomwith his birch branches.
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And if you were really bad,
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he'd throw youin his almost child-sized sack
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and shake you good!
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Oh, that's Krampus for you.
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Yeah, sounds like a
load of bull jizzle.
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I've never heard of Krampus.
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That's because your gramps
trapped the demon, he did.
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On Christmas Eve,
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I snuck out of bedto get more of Mother's strudel
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even though she told meI couldn't have any more.
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I didn't care.
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I wanted more.
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When I got there,
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I saw that Krampushad beat me to it.
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He was neck-deepin Mutter's strudel.
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So I trapped himin that copper pot.
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Copper-potted him good.
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And that's why you
and all the other baddies
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never get a visit
from Krampus on Christmas Eve.
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That's nonsense.
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See for yourself.
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That copper pot is with my stuff
in your basement.
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Okay, okay, I'm bored.
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Let's go.
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Krampus is real.
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Real I say!
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The copper pot's
in your basement.
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It's right there
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with my old Rossignol skis!
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They're super-long
and super-fast!
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Check your basement, Stan!
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So, Hayley, have you decided
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what to get the family
for Christmas?
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(sighs)
No, not yet.
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It must be the perfect thing
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For a family so loving
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A gift that's from above
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A gift that's full of love
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It's the perfect thing,
can't you see?
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A tub of popcorns three
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Caramel for Mom,
salted for Dad,
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And a hearty cheese
for Steve
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Roger, oh, Roger
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I hate to be a bother
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But I need some money
for a gift
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This gift, you see,
is a tub of popcorns three
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Wha-Wha-Wha...
just stop, stop.
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J-J-Just tell me
what you want.
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Wh-What's going on?
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I need a job so I can get
the family a Christmas gift.
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The bar gets busy
during the holidays.
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Maybe you could use
an extra hand.
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You're too late, sister.
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I already hired college kids
from the water polo team.
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I've got almost too
many hands for jobs.
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Here's the classifieds.
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Ooh, the airport's hiring.
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What's with
this Speedo, Jeremy?
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It's too baggy.
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Is it a tandem Speedo
for two men?
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Eh, even this is too loose.
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Mark, hop in here!
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Did they get this on sale?
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Was this the floor model?
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Well, if it wasn't, it is now!
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Smash!
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(gasps)
Steven!
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By the power of Grayskull,
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what do you think you're doing?
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I am hiding these
until Christmas.
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Boy driving me insane.
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Got me talking like Bernie Mac.
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(hollow ringing)
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(knock)
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Krampus?
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Jack?
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No, Jack's my dad.
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Let... me... out.
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I can't. You're a demon.
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I-It would be...
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unwise.
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Release... me.
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STEVE:
Hey, bitch!
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Where's my Mickey Mouse towel?!
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FRANCINE:
I'm sorry!
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I'll try harder!
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Okay. If I let you out,
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will you promise to scare my
son and make him a good boy?
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Yeah!
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That's, like, exactly
what I do, man.
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(screeching)
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Ow!
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(shouts)
(growls)
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(shouts)
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No!
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Bring me Jack
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if you ever want
to see your son again!
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Wait!
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(screeching)
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JACK:
You did what?!
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I released Krampus.
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I just wanted him to
scare Steve straight.
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Sexual orientation
is not a choice!
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What?
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Look, Krampus took Steve,
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and he says he'll only
give him back
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if you take his place.
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What do you say, Dad?
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If I use my CIA connections
to get you out of re,
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will you switch with Steve?
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I'm in.
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Krampus probably took him
to his castle in Bavaria.
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I know where it is.
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Give me the keys.
I'll drive.
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(cackles)
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See you, sucker!
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(tires screeching)
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Yep.
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Yeah.
(chuckles)
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Uh-huh.
(chuckles)
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Yep.
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(grunting)
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Get off me!
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Let me go!
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What are you doing?
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Krampus is back.
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He's been gone for, like,
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50 years or something,
you guys.
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You can't do this!
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I'm an American child!
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I'm a treasure!
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Well, you in Bavaria now.
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(growls)
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You need to be punished.
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If you lay so much as one
finger on me, I will per...
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Who you talking to?
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I'm Krampus, bitch!
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I do whatever I please.
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This is my expertise.
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Round the world,
it's all the same
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Children freeze
when they hear my name
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Krampus, please
don't beat me so
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But do I listen? Sadly, no
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80% of kids
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End up turnin' into dirtbags
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I just laugh
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But, Steve, oh, Steve,
you are the worst
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Slap that butt
with the branch of birch
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Shake them chains
till your ears go numb
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See now just
what you've become
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Show you that life is pain
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Not some silly stupid game
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We do it my way
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And because you haven't
learned your lesson
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You get the rod
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You get the rod!
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I swear to God,
do not touch me!
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You see, Steve, you don't
know anything about pain.
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Yes, I do!
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Pain is having a girl
named Sheila
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walk out on you in the middle
of downtown Baltimore
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for some guy named Dennis,
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who worked as a mechanic and
made twice as much money as you.
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Wha...?
These are things
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you know nothing about, boy,
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but I'm here to show you.
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Agh! Agh!
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I'm gonna punish you
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You ain't experienced
all that I've been through
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Sheila said the kid was mine
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But it looked
just like Dennis
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That damn Dennis
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And because you haven't
learned your lesson
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You get the rod
(grunting)
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You get the rod!
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You'll stay here
until I see Jack.
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(sobbing)
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Looks like you got
some stuff going on.
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Want to tell me what you did?
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Want to tell me who you did?
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(whispers):
Was it a boy?
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Krampus kidnapped Steve.
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And the only one who knows
where to find him is Jack.
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And Jack took off.
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Krampus?
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Santa's evil sidekick?
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Santa must know where he is.
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Santa won't help me.
Santa hates me.
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I'm coming for you, Smiths!
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Hyah!
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(sighs)
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Look, even if I wanted
to ask for Santa's help,
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how am I supposed to get
to the North Pole?
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Oh, boys!
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Hyah!
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STAN:
Damn...
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Santa's village is
behind this wall.
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Give me a boost.
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Take my hand!
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Stan!
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00:10:41,529 --> 00:10:43,564
(screaming)
271
00:10:46,434 --> 00:10:47,601
(grunting)
272
00:10:47,635 --> 00:10:49,670
Harder.
273
00:10:49,704 --> 00:10:52,072
Way harder.
274
00:10:58,112 --> 00:11:01,348
How dare you come to my house.
275
00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:05,252
Krampus.
276
00:11:05,286 --> 00:11:06,753
What about him?
277
00:11:06,788 --> 00:11:08,789
He's been gone over 50 years.
278
00:11:08,823 --> 00:11:10,257
No, Krampus is alive.
279
00:11:10,291 --> 00:11:12,125
And he has my son.
280
00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,927
Who cares about your son?
281
00:11:13,962 --> 00:11:16,029
I can't go back
to sharing Christmas
282
00:11:16,064 --> 00:11:18,165
with that
soul-singing goat.
283
00:11:18,199 --> 00:11:20,434
Always nibbling on my list.
284
00:11:20,468 --> 00:11:21,835
Please, I need your help.
285
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,503
I need to find Steve.
286
00:11:23,538 --> 00:11:25,038
Okay.
287
00:11:25,073 --> 00:11:27,341
I'll help you get your boy
288
00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:31,411
if you help me kill Krampus.
289
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,714
Deal.
290
00:11:33,748 --> 00:11:35,082
Come on, Roger.
291
00:11:35,116 --> 00:11:36,817
Just a little longer.
292
00:11:36,851 --> 00:11:39,286
I'm almost there.
293
00:11:40,822 --> 00:11:42,089
(whimpering)
294
00:11:42,123 --> 00:11:44,658
Aw. Tissue
for your tears?
295
00:11:44,692 --> 00:11:45,893
(yelps)
296
00:11:45,927 --> 00:11:48,128
You don't have to be scared.
297
00:11:48,162 --> 00:11:52,299
Here, refresh yourself
with a cool drink of water.
298
00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:56,069
See, everyone here is nice.
299
00:11:56,104 --> 00:11:57,804
You guys seem okay.
300
00:11:57,839 --> 00:12:00,073
But that Krampus
is a real jerk.
301
00:12:00,108 --> 00:12:01,775
Oh, that's not true!
That's not the way.
302
00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:03,143
(all babbling)
303
00:12:03,177 --> 00:12:05,913
Krampus cares about you
more than anyone.
304
00:12:05,947 --> 00:12:08,849
He cares enough to punish you
when you're bad.
305
00:12:08,883 --> 00:12:11,885
That's cause he's a monster
who enjoys terrorizing kids.
306
00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:14,021
No, no, no, no, no,
you got it all wrong.
307
00:12:14,055 --> 00:12:16,290
Come on.
We'll show you.
308
00:12:23,932 --> 00:12:27,601
With a smack to the forehead
309
00:12:27,635 --> 00:12:31,338
And a poke in the eye
310
00:12:31,372 --> 00:12:35,776
I beaten a lot of children
in my lifetime
311
00:12:35,810 --> 00:12:37,411
Oh, yeah
312
00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:41,548
But the truth
in the matter is
313
00:12:41,582 --> 00:12:45,519
I've been hurtin' inside,
wish I could rewind
314
00:12:45,553 --> 00:12:47,854
Yeah!
315
00:12:47,889 --> 00:12:49,556
Oh
316
00:12:49,590 --> 00:12:50,791
Ooh
317
00:12:52,193 --> 00:12:55,362
When I'm breakin'
their fingers
318
00:12:55,396 --> 00:12:59,199
Lord, it's breakin' my heart
319
00:12:59,233 --> 00:13:04,972
And every Christmas Eve,
my soul is always torn apart
320
00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:06,873
Hey, wait a second, dude
321
00:13:06,908 --> 00:13:08,742
I feel as bad as you
322
00:13:08,776 --> 00:13:11,578
I don't wanna live
like this no more
323
00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:14,014
I just wish I could
start over new
324
00:13:14,048 --> 00:13:17,351
Damn, I feel
just like you do
325
00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:21,088
Oh, I know that
we've been bad
326
00:13:21,122 --> 00:13:25,525
But we don't wanna
be sad no more
327
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,995
Such a drag
328
00:13:28,029 --> 00:13:30,964
'Cause I miss Mom and Dad
329
00:13:30,999 --> 00:13:34,067
And I miss my baby Sheila
330
00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:35,969
Sheila, why'd you leave?
331
00:13:36,004 --> 00:13:38,105
You left me on my own
332
00:13:38,139 --> 00:13:39,606
All out in the cold
333
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,408
A dollar to my name
334
00:13:41,442 --> 00:13:43,844
In dirty-ass Baltimore
335
00:13:43,878 --> 00:13:48,081
And next time I see you
I'm gonna kill you
336
00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:51,051
Oh, Sheila, I'm sorry, baby
337
00:13:51,085 --> 00:13:53,620
I love you.
338
00:13:55,123 --> 00:13:57,090
When you punished me,
it hurt you
339
00:13:57,125 --> 00:13:58,792
more than it hurt me,
didn't it?
340
00:13:58,826 --> 00:14:02,129
But I endure it because I care.
341
00:14:02,163 --> 00:14:04,931
So, why do you want my
grand-poppy-pop so bad?
342
00:14:04,966 --> 00:14:06,867
He seems like a
total lost cause.
343
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:10,771
Which is exactly why I need
to apologize to him.
344
00:14:10,805 --> 00:14:12,005
Apologize?
345
00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,374
It's my fault
he turned out bad.
346
00:14:14,409 --> 00:14:16,476
I should have been
beating his ass
347
00:14:16,511 --> 00:14:19,679
instead of munching down
on your great-grandma's strudel.
348
00:14:19,714 --> 00:14:21,281
I failed him.
349
00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:22,416
Shh.
350
00:14:22,450 --> 00:14:23,917
No, no, no, no, no, don't.
351
00:14:23,951 --> 00:14:25,685
Shush now, frowny horns.
352
00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,754
Look, everyone makes mistakes.
353
00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:30,323
The important thing
is you're back.
354
00:14:30,358 --> 00:14:34,061
And you're exactly what
the world needs right now.
355
00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:35,729
Ho ho ho!
356
00:14:35,763 --> 00:14:39,299
Off we go to kill Krampus!
357
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:40,534
STAN:
Wow, full moon tonight.
358
00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:42,169
ROGER: Actually,
once you get above the clouds,
359
00:14:42,203 --> 00:14:44,037
it's always a full moon.
STAN: Is that true?
360
00:14:44,072 --> 00:14:45,338
ROGER:
Is any of this?
361
00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:50,127
Once we kill Krampus,
362
00:14:50,254 --> 00:14:53,222
you'll be on my permanent
good list, Stan.
363
00:14:53,257 --> 00:14:55,291
You and Jesus.
364
00:14:55,325 --> 00:14:56,726
But he's Jewish.
365
00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,227
He is?!
366
00:15:04,535 --> 00:15:06,202
Oh, what a surprise.
367
00:15:06,236 --> 00:15:08,304
My flight to Jamaica's delayed.
368
00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,307
And you people wonder why
the world is all taking boats.
369
00:15:11,341 --> 00:15:12,975
You can discuss any
of your concerns
370
00:15:13,010 --> 00:15:14,844
with our customer
service rep, sir.
371
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:19,382
Oh, you are a special kind
of bitch, Mary Anne.
372
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,217
Where the irie plane, mon?
You trying to tell me
373
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,919
this flight is late, skank?
Rude boy!
374
00:15:22,953 --> 00:15:25,188
Hayley? You work here?
375
00:15:25,222 --> 00:15:27,924
I need the money to buy the
perfect gift for my family.
376
00:15:27,958 --> 00:15:29,158
But why?
377
00:15:29,193 --> 00:15:30,960
Because...
378
00:15:30,994 --> 00:15:32,528
Family, say it
379
00:15:32,563 --> 00:15:34,163
One, two, three
One, two, three
380
00:15:34,198 --> 00:15:36,099
Family is the way for me
381
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:37,834
Oh, yeah
Way for me
382
00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:40,303
Do it for the family
Family
383
00:15:40,337 --> 00:15:41,904
We gonna make them happy
384
00:15:41,939 --> 00:15:43,406
Oh, Lord
So happy
385
00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,341
Family, it goone, two, three
386
00:15:45,375 --> 00:15:47,143
Bada ding ding ding ding,
whoa
387
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:48,244
But I don't get it.
388
00:15:48,278 --> 00:15:49,679
Why do anything
for your family?
389
00:15:49,713 --> 00:15:51,447
Because family
make you high
390
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:52,949
Here the reason why
391
00:15:52,983 --> 00:15:54,817
They bada boom
ba bing da ding
392
00:15:54,852 --> 00:15:56,052
Ba bum whoa
393
00:15:56,086 --> 00:15:58,454
Family, it goone, two, three
394
00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,389
Bada ding dingding ding whoa
395
00:16:00,424 --> 00:16:02,058
Wait. I think I'm
starting to get it.
396
00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:04,460
You do it for your family
because they go
397
00:16:04,495 --> 00:16:07,163
Bada bada bing dong
dun dun dun da dum bah
398
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:09,098
And you do it
for the family
399
00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,701
Because they bing
baba boo bing do do
400
00:16:11,735 --> 00:16:13,402
Family, it get you high
401
00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:17,173
Now you know the reason why.
402
00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,375
Change this flight to Bavaria.
403
00:16:19,409 --> 00:16:22,311
I'm going to go
save my grandson.
404
00:16:23,914 --> 00:16:26,415
Krampus, I can't believe
I was acting like such a jerk.
405
00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:27,884
A real Stephen Hawking.
406
00:16:27,918 --> 00:16:29,152
Thank you.
407
00:16:29,186 --> 00:16:30,853
No. Thank you.
408
00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:33,256
For reminding me
how good it feels
409
00:16:33,290 --> 00:16:36,159
to turn naughty kids
into nice ones.
410
00:16:36,193 --> 00:16:39,829
I hope you don't mind
blueberry crepes for breakfast.
411
00:16:39,863 --> 00:16:42,331
With homemade chocolate.
412
00:16:47,538 --> 00:16:49,539
(toilet flushes)
413
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:53,242
(screams)
414
00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:55,411
(gagging)
415
00:16:55,445 --> 00:16:57,280
(gagging stops)
416
00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:07,657
(gasps)
417
00:17:07,691 --> 00:17:09,225
(screams)
418
00:17:09,259 --> 00:17:11,060
Trashy!
419
00:17:11,094 --> 00:17:13,196
(all screaming)
420
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:15,231
421
00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,074
(screaming)
422
00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:27,877
(yelping)
423
00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,419
(screaming)
424
00:17:42,326 --> 00:17:43,960
(screaming)
425
00:17:43,994 --> 00:17:45,194
(grunts)
426
00:17:48,899 --> 00:17:50,099
No! Stop!
427
00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,367
What are you doing?
428
00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:52,969
(Steve gasps)
429
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:55,004
(sobbing)
430
00:17:56,673 --> 00:17:58,040
He was good!
431
00:17:59,076 --> 00:18:00,876
(sobbing):
He was good.
432
00:18:00,911 --> 00:18:02,712
(weakly):
Steven.
433
00:18:02,746 --> 00:18:06,082
Looks like I'm big man
on Krampus.
434
00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:07,316
(gun fires, Steve screams)
435
00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:08,718
Oh, gross!
436
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:10,753
It got in your mouth!
437
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,455
What are you doing?
We had a deal.
438
00:18:12,489 --> 00:18:14,423
Yeah, well, I'm Santa,
439
00:18:14,458 --> 00:18:17,093
and maybe now even
a dumbass like you
440
00:18:17,127 --> 00:18:19,929
can figure out that
I'm the bad guy.
441
00:18:19,963 --> 00:18:21,864
That's what I was trying
to tell you.
442
00:18:21,898 --> 00:18:23,199
Krampus was good.
443
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:24,767
He cared about kids.
444
00:18:24,801 --> 00:18:26,435
Santa just spoils them.
445
00:18:26,470 --> 00:18:29,905
And I make a hell of a lot
of money doing it.
446
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:32,842
Most of my portfolio
is in toy stocks.
447
00:18:32,876 --> 00:18:34,677
(laughing)
448
00:18:34,711 --> 00:18:37,280
That's why you give
toys to everyone,
449
00:18:37,314 --> 00:18:38,848
whether they're
naughty or nice.
450
00:18:38,882 --> 00:18:40,950
The naughty kids
buy the most toys.
451
00:18:40,984 --> 00:18:42,051
Wait. What?
452
00:18:42,085 --> 00:18:43,185
Kids don't buy toys.
453
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:44,287
You give toys away.
454
00:18:44,321 --> 00:18:45,621
How does that make money?
455
00:18:45,656 --> 00:18:47,423
Do not overthink this.
456
00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:50,126
Just know that I am in bed
with Big Toys
457
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,794
so I'm making money.
458
00:18:51,828 --> 00:18:54,697
See you in hell, Stan.
459
00:18:56,700 --> 00:19:00,069
(distorted, slow-motion):
Rossignol!
460
00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:04,674
(grunting)
461
00:19:06,977 --> 00:19:09,011
(screams)
462
00:19:09,046 --> 00:19:10,579
Oh, God.
463
00:19:10,614 --> 00:19:12,481
I'm dying.
464
00:19:12,516 --> 00:19:14,717
Every man for himself!
465
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,422
You came to help me.
466
00:19:19,456 --> 00:19:22,692
I finally realized
the importance of family.
467
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,796
And I wanted to tell you
I'm proud of you, son.
468
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,698
You're a good guy.
469
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:29,799
Because of you.
470
00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,367
Because you were so hard on me.
471
00:19:31,401 --> 00:19:32,668
Maybe.
472
00:19:32,703 --> 00:19:34,904
Maybe for people
to turn out good,
473
00:19:34,938 --> 00:19:37,139
they need a beating
every now and then.
474
00:19:37,174 --> 00:19:39,375
That's why the world
needs Krampus.
475
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:40,676
Yes.
476
00:19:40,711 --> 00:19:44,313
And that's why the world
sucks so hard now.
477
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:48,217
Because I took Krampus away.
478
00:19:48,251 --> 00:19:51,587
My... bad.
479
00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,768
(all gasp)
480
00:20:12,776 --> 00:20:14,510
(grunts)
481
00:20:17,347 --> 00:20:19,682
You're...
Krampus.
482
00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:21,183
So I am.
483
00:20:21,218 --> 00:20:24,687
I suppose this is how I'm
to repay my debt to the world
484
00:20:24,721 --> 00:20:27,390
for taking Krampus away
all these years.
485
00:20:27,424 --> 00:20:29,592
So, will you remain
Krampus forever?
486
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:30,926
Like, all the time?
487
00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:32,261
Who knows?
488
00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,029
In the meantime,
it's Christmas Eve,
489
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:37,299
and I've got a lot
of bottoms to blister.
490
00:20:37,334 --> 00:20:39,935
(Jack laughing)
491
00:20:41,071 --> 00:20:43,139
You better be good,
boys and girls,
492
00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,741
or I'll beat you until blood's
coming from your ears
493
00:20:45,776 --> 00:20:47,543
and your eyes and your mouth.
494
00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,378
Merry Christmas!
495
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:51,113
And from your ass.
496
00:20:51,148 --> 00:21:01,935
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