All language subtitles for The.Six.Million.Dollar.Man.S03E20.The.Golden.Pharaoh.1080p.BluRay.FLAC2.0.H.264-BTN_track5_[eng]

[intense music]

Steve, good of you to come.
There might be some trouble.

Well, I haven't visited
the museum in a while anyhow.

- [Steve] What's the problem?
- [Oscar] Lot of rumors going around.

Department's kind of edgy,
afraid there might be an attempt

made on this
Golden Pharaoh Collection

before we return it to Levanta.

Well, who's after it?
Art thieves? Or is it political?

Well, it could be either one.

The reason
the State is so worried

is because our relationship
between Levanta and us

are kind of, well, shaky.

One more bad incident could
cause a break in relationships.

Come on,
I'll show you something.

Wow, this thing
must be worth a fortune.

More than a fortune.

Solid gold. Precious gems.

You can't put a price tag
on a historic art treasure

like this.

That's why I want you personally
to escort him back to Levanta

in case something should,
well, happen along the way.

If something should happen to
a national treasure like this,

we'd have more trouble
than we could take care of.

[beeping]

Looks like you got trouble
already, Oscar.

[dramatic music]

[Oscar] Hey, wait-- wait,
wait a minute. Wait...

Don't touch that.
You might damage it.

This gold is painted lead.

The gems are made of paste.

Oscar, this statue is a fake.

[dramatic music]

[intense music]

[Man 1] It looks good
at NASA One.

[Man 2] Roger.
BCS Arm switch is on.

[Man 1] Okay, Victor.

[Man 2] Landing Rocket Arm
switch is on.

Here comes the throttle.
Circuit breakers in.

[Steve] We have separation.
[Man 2] Roger.

[Man 3] Inboard and outboards
are on.

I'm coming forward
with the side stick.

[Man 1] All looks good.
[Man 2] Uh, roger.

[Steve] I've got a blowout,
damper three.

[Man 2] Get your pitch to zero.
[Steve] Pitch is out!

I can't hold altitude!

[Man 2] Correction.
Alpha Hold is off.

Turn selectors... Emergency.

[Steve] Flight Com,
I can't hold it.

She's breaking up!
She's break...

[explosion]

[Rudy] Steve Austin, astronaut.

A man barely alive.

[Oscar] Gentlemen,
we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make
the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better, stronger, faster.

[whirring]

[theme music]

[intense music]

[engines revving]

Yes, sir, I understand.

[chuckles] I understand, sir.

Thank you.

[sighs]

Well, gentlemen,
we're in great shape.

The White House
has gotten word,

rumors are spreading
all over the Middle East.

Levanta is sending an expert
over here to check

the Golden Pharaoh Collection
before we return it to them.

If we're gonna save face,
we're gonna have

to make an announcement
before their expert discovers

that the real pharaoh
has been stolen.

- When is their expert due?
- I don't know.

It'll turn into an international
incident. I just know it.

Maybe the statue was stolen

before it ever started
its US tour.

It's a good idea, Steve,
but it doesn't hold water.

When the Republic of Kalny
trans-shipped the collection,

we checked it over thoroughly.

[Man 4] That's right,
a spectroscope exam.

I was at the Kalny Embassy
the day that we did the tests.

- [Man 4] Boy, what a day that was.
- [Steve] What do you mean?

Well, no sooner had we finished
the spectroscope test

and the vice-consul got a call

that there was a bomb
gonna go off in the embassy.

[chuckling] We all ran out
into the street.

But it turned out to be
a false alarm. Thank goodness.

Well, that could have been
the diversion.

Five will get you ten,
that's when the switch was made.

Oscar, do we have
a gold-sensor device handy?

- [Steve] Anywhere around Washington?
- [Oscar] Yeah, we might have.

We can't just walk into
the Kalny Embassy, Steve.

Well, we can sure go around it.

Let's put the gold-sensor device
in a van

full of electronic equipment.

Excuse me, Mr. Goldman.

This just came in
on the teletype.

- It's marked urgent.
- Thank you, Linda.

[Oscar] Boys, it just keeps
getting better and better.

The top Egypt ologist of
the world is coming over here

to examine the Golden Pharaoh
personally.

When?

Professor Mashaad
will be here on Friday.

Friday? That's just
48 hours from now.

Alright.

We got 48 hours
to find that statue

and get it back
where it belongs.

[intense music]

[brakes squealing]

[Steve] I'll be right back, Oscar.

Well, I guess we ought to open
the manhole cover

to make it look good.

Yeah, but I don't think
we brought the hooks

to lift it with.

Yeah, well, check the van.

[bionic music]

- No hooks.
- Oh, it's okay.

It wasn't as heavy as I thought.

Well, I just turned
this thing on, the...

The needle just took a big jump.

The sensor shows
that there's a mass of gold

somewhere in the middle
of the embassy.

[Oscar] it could be gold
artifacts from the homeland.

Well, with 30 pounds of it?

Well, how are we gonna
get in there?

It looks like
they got a hot reception

waiting for anyone
who tries to break in.

Look who's coming out.
Gustav Tokar.

He's the vice-consul.

[beeping]

Well, he looks like a fox
in the hen house.

[Oscar] [chuckles] And here comes
his larger shadow.

Skorvic, so-called aide.

[Oscar] He's not known
to be a dog-lover.

Wait a minute, Oscar.
Who's that?

[Oscar whistles]

That's the young lady
that recently

became engaged
to the vice-consul.

[beeping]

I don't have a name, though.

[Steve] Don't bother to look.

It's Trish Hollander.

Age, 25. Address, variable.

Occupation, spending money.

[Oscar] I take it you know
the young lady, Mr. Austin.

[Steve] Let's just say I found
our passport into that embassy.

[vehicles honking]

[soft music]

Well, as I live and breathe...

And nobody does it prettier
than you, Trish.

Thank you, Captain Austin.
Or is it general by now?

Just mister.

Am I invited in or out?

In, but just for a minute.

I'll be leaving for dinner soon.

I don't know why you think
I'm gonna welcome you

after the way you left me
back in Los Angeles.

Come on, Trish, who left who?

I seem to recall you saying
that a would-be astronaut

would never make
enough money for you?

Well, why'd you have to take me

so literally?

Besides, you went off with
that gambler. What was his name?

Wheel Jackson.

Not much of a painter, either.

You're still losing your money
to him?

Who, me?

I gave up gamblers and gambling
a long time ago.

It was Vica, wasn't it?

It's a very nice place
you got here.

Very nice.

Makes me wonder just how much
in debt you are right now.

In debt? [chuckles]
That's really funny, Steve.

What do you think all this is?
Poverty?

Besides, I happen to be engaged
to marry an important diplomat

who just happens to have
millions and jillions

stashed away.

I know.
Vice-Consul Gustav Tokar.

Your minute's just about up.

He's the reason
I came to see you.

Why? Because you're jealous?

No, I need help.

Of course.
You've always needed help.

- But I need your help.
- That's what I mean.

Steve, I've had a lot
of thoughts about you lately.

Mostly bad.

But not all bad.

Maybe not all bad.

You know, uh, Trish, I...

I'd like you
to help me get something

from the embassy
of the Kalny Republic.

Steve Austin a thief?

What's the world coming to?

Well, if you help me,
I'll make sure

that all your debts
are wiped clean.

Just like that.

It's nice to have you
kissing on my neck...

but, um,
you're wasting your time, Steve.

I'm not in debt, and money
is no concern to me.

I don't even go near dice
or roulette anymore.

And I wouldn't do anything
against dear Gustav.

He's the sweetest man I know.

And, uh, I wouldn't betray him
for a jillion more dollars.

[doorbell rings]

Oh, that's my chauffeur,
and I'm not ready yet.

Come in, Reginald.

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be ready
in about five minutes.

I'm sorry, madam,
but, uh, we can't go anywhere.

- What?
- Well...

Two gentlemen
from the finance company

just repossessed your Bentley.

And, uh, madam,
I would like to be paid

for my three hours
before I leave.

Uh... [mumbles] Just put it
on my bill, shall we?

No, madam. I'm sorry.

Okay,
put it on Mr. Tokar's bill.

I'll explain it later.

How much are you in debt really?

Really really?

Really really.

Well, let me see.

There's, um,

1100 for this apartment

and, uh, 3000 in car payments

and, um,
900 due to my loan shark.

- Well, that's not bad, it's--
- Uh, let me see.

There's one more item.

More than 10,000

to the aforementioned gentleman,
Wheel Jackson.

Uh, how much more than 10,000?

Oh, 15,000 more than 10,000.

You owe Wheel Jackson $25,000?

Oh, Steve,
you know I can't help myself.

I started gambling
when I was 16

because it got me off the farm.

It's just been one big
toss of the dice ever since.

Now, Trish...

suppose I see to it
that your slate is wiped clean

and all your debts paid off...

You must want that something
from the embassy awfully bad.

- And then you'll help me?
- Of course I will.

Especially when you throw in
that $20,000 bonus.

Uh-uh. No bonus.

Well, even 10,000
will get me to Monte Carlo.

Zero.

Is that zero for sure

or zero sort of?

That's absolutely zero.

Meet me at this address
in the morning, alright?

Okay.

Oh, um, could you loan me
some money for a taxi?

Well...

[dramatic music]

[typewriter keys clacking]

If this is what
Steve Austin's come to,

I think he's fallen
pretty far out of orbit.

Let's just call it
my down-to-earth sideline.

Trish, I'm expecting
two things from you.

I'm just expecting one from you.

You promised
to wipe out my debts.

Right. That was the agreement.

I told my partner
to take care of it immediately.

Are you sure you can afford it?

Look, a bond was posted to get
your car out of hock, wasn't it?

True.

Listen, this thing that
you want me to help you steal,

I really think
you should tell me what it is.

- Well, I really think I shouldn't.
- Oh.

First thing I want you to do
is get to Tokar's desk.

Take out the address card
for Globe Alarm Systems,

substitute this one.

Novel way
of drumming up business.

Then I want you to get
into the embassy museum.

Plant this device anywhere,
it'll stick to anything.

- Just get it out of sight.
- What's it for?

When we activate it,
it'll set off

the burglar alarms
in the embassy.

Oh, so then they'll call
the Globe Alarm Repair

to fix it.

Goodbye, Trish.

Oh, listen, Steve. Do you have
the spread on tonight's game?

It's six points.
Now will you get going?

Thanks.

[dramatic music]

[intense music]

There she goes.

We should be able to activate
pretty soon.

[dog whining]

[intercom buzzes]

Yes?

Ah, send her in, please.

Ah, my dear lovely Trish.

[dog whining]

I was just thinking of you.

Oh, with warm thoughts, I hope.

Oh, very warm.

One might even say heated.

Oh, you don't mind
my dropping in.

What's to mind?

You bring such loveliness

into this office.

And such large, large bills.

I seem constantly to be paying
for your hired help,

not to mention
your hairdresser and...

[dog whines]

Uh, h-- how does one say it,
your horse-race bookie?

Oh, I'm so terrible at details

and you're so good at them,
Gustav.

And anyway there's something
else I wanna talk to you about.

The embassy museum.

- The embassy museum?
- That's right.

Do you know you've never even
taken the trouble

to show it to me?

Oh, well, my dear, it's hardly
the sort of thing that you...

I mean, it's just some ceramics
and wood carvings from Kalny.

Why suddenly are you
so interested in our museum?

Because I'd like to know
what's in there

that someone's
so anxious to steal.

[dramatic music]

Nothing yet.

And just why do you think
someone

would want to steal something
from our museum?

Why? Simply because
of all the care you're taking.

That man Skorvic
always hanging around there,

extra guards posted,

new burglar alarms installed.

Those are your only reasons?

Anyone can see there's
something else going on there.

Look at how you're acting
right now.

I certainly did hit
a tender spot, didn't I?

Well, my precious little Trish,

so observant and bright.

Sometimes a bit too much so.

[chuckles] Well,
I can't see Gustav Tokar

hooking up with a dull
sort of girl. Can you?

[chuckles]

You're always so good
for my ego,

if not for my checkbook.

[sighs] Well, you've managed
to avoid the question.

[suspenseful music]

Trish...

it is a private matter.

Well, it's obvious you're having
second thoughts about us

or you wouldn't
keep me in the dark

on these private matters.

[intense music]

[sighs] Very well.

I was saving it
for a surprise, but, uh...

A surprise?

Remember I told you
I was consummating something

that would make me
independently wealthy?

That would allow me to retire

from the diplomatic service
in luxury?

Come. I'll show you.

But you must not mention it
to anyone.

[music continues]

Oh, these are really beautiful,
Gustav.

How come you never
showed them to me before?

Skorvic,
disconnect the electric eye.

[Skorvic]
We are making a mistake--

Do as I said, tell you.
Vednahga.

[whirring]

That's interesting.

[Trish] Wow!

I do believe
Ms. Hollander is impressed.

Is it really safe here?

It is much protected

like a rose amongst its thorns.

It's really beautiful.

I wonder how you got it.

Let us say,
with much difficulty.

The important thing

is the millions it is worth

to us.

Millions.

Darling, we are going to be
fabulously wealthy.

I believe it.

Oh, um, in the meantime,

could I have
some spending money?

I saw something
I just have to buy.

Trish, this is going too far.

It's a present...for you.

[romantic music]

Now this is the last
until I dispose of the statue.

Of course.

- Is there a back door?
- Well, of course.

There's a back door.

Why a back door?

Well, um, I'm afraid

one of my creditors
followed me here.

And I don't want there
to be a scene.

Darling, after we're married,
there will be no more creditors.

That makes me very happy.

Come.

Uh, this way.

- What about your car?
- Oh, my car.

Well, I'll get it later. Bye.

[dramatic music]

[Steve] I was sucked in, Oscar.
[Oscar] What do you mean, Steve?

I don't understand it.
Why didn't she come out?

I waited for over two hours!

She must have gone out
the back entrance, Steve.

Yeah, but why?
Nobody's chasing her.

You paid off all her debts,
didn't you?

Yes.

Well, including the gambling
debt to Wheel Jackson?

Yes, and that was
the toughest one to swallow.

Where'd you find him?

He runs a place
on the outskirts of town

called the Tri-City Brickyard.

It's an actual working brickyard

with the gambling
in the warehouse.

I think I'll pay a visit
to Wheel Jackson.

- You think she's there?
- I'll lay odds.

[dramatic music]

[car honking]

Can't you see the sign, dude?
"No trespassing."

I'm looking for Wheel Jackson.

I heard there was some action
out here.

Well, you heard wrong, babe.
Hit the road.

[engine revving]

[intense music]

That's as far as you go.
You see?

I told you this wise guy was
looking for a place to bust in.

The sign says trespassers
will be prosecuted, dude.

Let me show you
how we prosecute 'em.

[birds chirping]

Are you gonna tell me
where I can find Wheel Jackson?

In the warehouse.

Thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

Steve Austin.

Well, what do you say, Wheel?

How did you get past my boys?

They're not supposed
to let anyone in

who doesn't know the password.

Well, I guess they just, uh,

sort of took a liking to me.

It's getting harder and harder
to find good help these days.

You're looking well, prosperous.

Always thought if I had a son,
he would've been like you.

Air Force hero, astronaut,

flying high, living clean.

Not like me, having to live
and work in hiding.

This month a brickyard,

last month a mortuary,
[chuckles] next month--

Where's Trish?

Place your bets, please.

Place your bets.

Why don't you do her a favor,
Jackson? Cut off her credit.

But her credit is excellent.

Matter of fact, she just
had a large debt paid off

by a nameless friend.

Steve, I was kind of hoping

you'd come looking for me here.
Black, please.

I was kind of hoping
I wouldn't find you here.

- [Man 5] No more bets.
- [Trish] Oh, don't be angry.

You know I can't help it.

Why didn't you do
what you were supposed to do?

Why, I almost did.
I got scared.

Fourteen, red, winner!

Oh.

Where'd you get the money
to gamble with?

[Man 5] Place your bets.

Gustav gave it to me.

I'm gonna buy him a present
with my winnings.

Well, come on
before you lose it all.

I said come on.

Trish, I'm gonna have
to level with you.

I'm working for the government.

- You're a government agent?
- That's right.

The only way to avoid
an international incident

is for me to get back what's
inside that embassy museum.

Oh, I didn't realize

it was that important.
I thought you were just--

It's of vital importance
to the State Department.

Okay. I'll do it.

I'll still be scared,
but I'll do it.

I want you to take this.

Put it in your purse.
It's a transmitter.

I'll be able to hear everything
that goes on inside the embassy.

If you get into trouble,
I'll know it.

And I'll get you out.

- Okay. I can handle it.
- Good girl.

[Woman 1] Get to work now.
I'm back.

[clears throat]

Thank you.

Hi.

[indistinct chatter]

[intense music]

[Steve] She's on her way
to the embassy now, Oscar.

This time I'll be able
to hear everything

she says when she's there.

That's great, Steve,

except the expert who's going

to examine the Golden Pharaoh

arrives
on the seven o'clock plane.

- [Steve] Yeah, well, stall him.
- [Oscar] I can't.

You gotta get in there,
get the Golden Pharaoh

and get back here
in three hours.

Alright.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Steve.

[Gustav] Trish?

[Trish] I just couldn't stop

thinking about it,
it's so beautiful.

And I know
I'll never get to see it again.

[Gustav] Trish.
[Trish] Please?

[Gustav] Very well. Come.

Okay, baby, it's all yours.

Oh, it is
magnificently beautiful.

Yes. Uh, come, darling,
I must get back to work.

Uh, tell me, Gustav...

how long
before you dispose of it?

[Gustav] We are working out
the details now.

It should not take too long.

Steve, I'm getting a response.
It's in place.

Okay, baby, now switch the card.

Come, darling, I must go.

- Yes?
- Sir.

In the code room immediately.

Very well.
Reactivate the alarms.

Darling, wait for me
in my office.

- I shan't be long.
- Okay.

[intense music]

- What are you doing?
- Oh!

Uh, looking for addresses.

Gustav must have so many friends

he'd like to invite
to our wedding.

- And what is in the hand?
- My own address card.

It was coming loose
from the wheel.

[Skorvic] Let me see, please.
[Trish] Why?

[Skorvic] I wish to see
what is in your hand.

She's in trouble.
We better activate right now.

[device buzzing]

[alarm blaring]

[bell ringing]

[alarm blaring]

There is no sign of an intruder.
Nothing is wrong!

Except for those alarm bells!
How do you turn them off?

Only the alarm company can.

Well, muffle them, at least,
while I make a call.

[alarm blaring]

[telephone ringing]

Globe Alarm,
this is Vaughn speaking.

Yes, sir.

Uh, what's that address, sir?

Yes, sir. Well,
we'll send a man right over.

Uh, you bet.

[alarm blaring]

Get that alarm silenced
as quickly as possible, please!

Yes, sir.

[beeping]

[alarm blaring]

[electricity crackling]

You do that
with your bare hands?

Well, I know what not to touch.

Ah, such wonderful quiet.

Have you found out
what is wrong?

Uh, just a wire shorted out.
It's fine now.

Thank you for coming
so promptly.

Yeah, well, we aim to please.

Just give a yell
if it happens again.

[dramatic music]

[doorbell dings]

Trish, honey, you were great.

- I was?
- Wonderful.

Now I'm gonna have to ask
one more favor.

How much?

On the house.

- Okay, for you I'll do it.
- Good.

Look, I'm going back there
this afternoon.

I've got the alarm system rigged

so it won't go off again.

I'll probably use
the back entrance,

you know,
the one you used earlier.

- Oh, that one?
- Yeah, that one.

Now what I want you to do
is keep Tokar busy.

Keep him occupied
from 3:00 to 3:30.

Okay. I'll do it.

You're an angel.

No, I'm not, Mr. Austin,
and you know it.

But I like you to think so,
anyway.

[romantic music]

[intense music]

Well, it's three o'clock.
She should have him occupied.

Well, I wish
I was doing this at night.

Psst!

What are you doing here?

I don't have to keep him
occupied.

He's in a meeting
in the embassy.

He told me to wait for him,
but I'm scared.

- Trish...
- I can help you, Steve.

I know my way around in there.

I can handle it alone.

I have the key to the embassy.

Which way?

[dramatic music]

[creaking]

[creaking]

[music continues]

What's that for?

To prevent the electric
eye beam from being broken.

But I thought
you disconnected the alarm.

Yeah, I did, but this
electric eye is controlled

by a different switch
in Tokar's office.

Now these mirrors have got to be
tipped up simultaneously.

Hold your breath.

[music continues]

Good. Make sure
you keep your eye on the door.

[intense music]

[clicks]

[glass shatters]

[glass shatters]

Let's get out of here.

[dramatic music]

[grunts]

[gasps]

You said you wouldn't hurt him.

- There was no other way.
- You promised!

Trish, he'll be alright.

[sighs]

[tense music]

Ah, so you're with us at last.

Ah...

Uh, a part of me.

I think my head is still
in the bushes somewhere.

If not, perhaps we can
arrange that, Colonel Austin.

- [Steve] Colonel who?
-[Gustav] Please, time is short.

I've taken great pains
to learn the true identity

of our persistent repairman.

Please do not bother to deny it.

Yeah, well, it looks like
it'd be a lot of trouble anyway.

Ah, we are all having
too much trouble, colonel.

A valuable object of ours
has been lost.

Of yours?

Let us not argue

rights of ownership.

What is your expression?

Possession is nine-tenths
of the law?

Yeah. Then it looks like you're
out just about nine-tenths.

Uh, maybe not.
Maybe we can arrange a trade.

[Gustav] You have the statue
and we have you.

Leave him with me.

You see, you're not
in a very good position.

Yeah, well, it's a little worse
than you think.

Um, you see,
I don't even have the statue.

Denials again?

We know it was taken by both you

and the woman
who was my fiancé.

Well, it may have been
taken by both,

but only one of us
left here with it.

I'm afraid she had her pals
waiting for me outside.

Why are you making up
this story?

To protect your government?

Look, if I'm making it up,

how did I get this bump
on my head?

You fell
trying to climb the wall.

Well, then I must have fallen

against a blackjack, huh?

[exhales sharply]

No.

[Gustav] No!

[slams table]

I do not believe
that my fiancé did this

of her own free will.

Your government is behind this,
I know it.

If they wish
you returned to them alive,

they will bring the pharaoh
back to me.

Skorvic, put him away
in a good safe place.

The attic room.
Post guards around.

I will inform your government
of my demands.

[suspenseful music]

[intense music]

[music continues]

How come you keep rolling
snake-eyes, honey?

Maybe because it's appropriate.

Easy, baby,
that's our meal ticket.

I just don't like the way
it's looking at me.

Hiya, partner.

[music continues]

Nobody wants to buy the pharaoh.

Too hot. Too well-known.

You're not saying
this was all for nothing?

Uh, don't worry,
if we can't peddle it,

we'll just, uh,
melt down the gold.

You'll get your half
of the gold...

and these.

Be more than walk-around money,
I'll tell you that.

Better be. I just don't
like the way it's gone so far.

Nothing to fret about, Trish.

We got what we wanted,
didn't we?

Just look at these gems.

I just don't like your methods,
Wheel.

What'd you think this is?
Some kind of playtime?

We got a big score here.

I had to get Steve
out of the way for a while.

Come on, we'll go fire up a kiln
for melting this down.

Keep your eye on this baby.

- Steve, you're alright.
- And no thanks to you.

Oh, I didn't want you
to be hurt.

They promised me
they wouldn't hurt you,

I swear it.

Where's the pharaoh, Trish?

Jackson took it outside.

They're gonna melt it down.

You stay here.

[dramatic music]

It'll take a while
before it gets hot enough!

[brick shatters]

See who is playing games.

[dramatic music]

- Well, did you find anybody?
- Nobody yet.

Well, keep lookin'.

[music continues]

My chance to get out
of the racket, Steve.

Well, I guess you'll have
to find another way, Wheel.

See you in court, Wheel.

[intense music]

[music continues]

[engine revving]

[car honking]

Well, aren't you a pretty sight?

So I said to myself,
I mean, why should I run?

After all,
I'm not the criminal type.

Is that a fact?

[sighs] Steve,
I was just tempted

by the big money
because I didn't wanna be poor.

- I hate being poor.
- I know.

It was awfully nice of you
to tell them

how I helped you escape.

Well, if you hadn't,
I wouldn't have made it back

to the museum in time
to make the switch.

Oh, I knew
you'd emerge victoriously.

Oh, shucks.

I mean it.

I know a winner when I see one.

I was stupid to ever let you go,
to begin with.

Well, I kind of thought so, too.

I know better now.

I believe you do.

It was also nice of you
to put up my bail.

Well, it seemed like
the right thing to do.

Steve, do you really think
I'll have to go to jail?

[romantic music]

I don't think so.

Of course, a lot depends on

how the trial comes out.

Oh, the trial.

How do you think
I should wear my hair?

I mean,
maybe I should wear it up,

be proud and brave?

Or how about hanging down?

Kind of pathetic and vulnerable.

I mean,
when I'm on the witness stand.

Maybe I should wear it
in, in a little cloud

of innocent ringlets
all over my head.

What do you think?

I think this is one trial
I'm not gonna miss.

[romantic music]

[theme music]