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[dramatic music]

[Oscar] Will Collins, Steve Austin.

- Hello.
- How do you do?

You mind if I get
right to the point?

- Please do.
- You were right about Wharton.

It was his organization that
knocked over the Navy payroll.

They got away
with over a $100,000.

There was also a top secret
Navy code book

that was transported
in that armored car.

- [Oscar] Did Wharton get it?
- [Will] I think so.

The other night at dinner,
he was bragging about some

international bargaining.

Well, he must be aware
what he's got.

Collins, where would he keep
such a code book?

Well, normally,
in his safe, but then,

he hasn't been too
normal lately.

Gets more paranoid everyday.
He suspects everybody.

He thinks everybody
that works for him

is trying to betray him.

Under those circumstances,
I don't think

he'd keep that code book
in his safe.

I imagine he's got it somewhere
in his compound, locked up.

Collins, I want you to get Steve
into that compound.

I'm sorry, Goldman,
not a chance.

I think there is.

We've done some research
on Wharton.

You're right, he is paranoid.

But he's also
a nut about magic,

ESP, anything that borders
on the supernatural.

That's true.

According to what we could
find out,

he's invited several mediums
to his house.

Even a few magicians
have been house guests.

Right, but what's that got
to do with you?

You manage Wharton's nightclub,
uh, The Blue Tiger.

How about arranging
an audition for Steve?

A magician?

[chuckles]
Yes, Steve Andrews,

magician extraordinaire.

See that Wharton
is in the audience

during that audition too.

I don't know,
let's not, uh...

[engine revving]

[dramatic music]

That could be one
of Wharton's men.

I may have been tailed.

[beeping]

Blonde hair,
scar on left cheek.

That's Baxter.
He works for Wharton.

[music continues]

[tires screeching]

[tires screeching]

[music continues]

- [Oscar] Is he alright?
- [Steve] Well, he's unconscious,

But I don't think
he's badly hurt.

That's Baxter, alright.

- And he saw me talking to you.
- Collins.

[Will] I cannot go back
to Wharton now.

I'm getting away from here,
as far away as possible.

We offered you amnesty,
only if you'd help us.

Obviously,
Wharton suspects me.

Well, you said yourself,
he suspects everybody.

We can hold this man
for 72 hours.

Meanwhile, you set up the
audition, you hear me?

Alright, I'll,
I'll do what I can.

But if you want to impress
Wharton, he had better be good.

He'll set of magic show better
than Mark Wharton's ever seen.

Seventy-two hours, Oscar?

[Man 1] It looks good
at NASA One.

[Man 2] Roger.
BCS Arm switch is on.

[Man 1] Okay, Victor.

[Man 2] Landing Rocket
Arm switch is on.

Here comes the throttle.
Circuit breakers in.

[Steve] We have separation.
[Man 2] Roger.

[Man 3] Inboards and outboards
are on.

I'm coming forward
with the side stick.

[Man 1] All looks good.
[Man 2] Uh, Roger.

[Steve] I've got a blow out,
damper three!

[Man 2] Get your pitch to zero.
[Steve] Pitch is out!

[Steve] I can't hold altitude!

[Man 2] Correction,
Alpha Hold is off.

Turn selectors... Emergency!

[Steve] Flight Com,
I can't hold it!

She's breaking up!
She's breaking...

[whirring]

[explosion]

[Rudy] Steve Austin,
astronaut.

A man barely alive.

[Oscar] Gentlemen,
we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make
the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin
will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better, stronger,

faster.

[whirring]

[theme music]

[upbeat music]

[music continues]

- One, two, three.
Oscar: Yeah.

Oscar: Hey.
- Four.

[laughs]

That's wonderful, Dave.

You're the best magician
I've ever seen.

- How's your pupil doing?
- Are you kidding?

He's the greatest pupil
I ever had.

If I had half the speed
in my right hand

and fingers that Steve has,
I'd be another Houdini.

You think he's ready?

Well, he can do
every trick I can do,

smoother and ten times faster.

Now, look,
this is a normal one hand cut.

- Yeah.
- Show him, Steve.

At no time will my fingers
leave my hands.

[exhales]
Boy, that's marvelous.

But that's bionic,
what about the magic guys,

the magic, remember?

[magic music]

[laughs]

That's fantastic.

That is really great.

Dave, thank you very, very much.

Thank you, Oscar.

- Good luck, Steve.
- Thanks, coach.

[chuckles]

I'll call Collins,
tell him we're ready.

I wonder...

[door closes]
Now, wait a minute,

I thought you were impressed.

Oh, I was, very much so.

But Wharton has seen just about
every magician there is.

The trick is to get invited
to his house.

What we need is something...

I don't know, something
spectacular in the act,

something that he hasn't
seen before.

You know, if you want
this act to be foolproof,

I could add a partner.

We could do a mind reading act
that would blow his mind.

- What's the gimmick?
- No gimmick, the real thing.

You remember Audrey?

Audrey.

Oh, yes, that young lady
with the ESP powers, yes.

Last time we worked together,
she got me out

of a pretty tight spot.

Say, how's this thing work?

You reading people's thoughts.

Do you turn it on and off,
or what?

I just relax

like I was in a warm bath.

Close my eyes,

and these things
just come to me.

One of those guys is thinking

about all the money
he's gonna make

for getting rid of us.

[groans]

[Audrey] Behind you!

[groans]

[splashes]

Not only did she warned me,
but she stayed cool

through all the action.

Quite a composed young lady.

Trouble is, we don't have
much time, Steve.

Yeah, well, we're bound
to impress Wharton.

Once inside the compound,
she could read his mind,

find out exactly where
that code book is hidden.

That's a great idea.

[upbeat music]

You're not talking much.

There's nothing much to say.

Look, I'm sorry we couldn't
go to the movie last night.

But I told you, I was sick.

Can I help that?

Suppose not.

[Jack] Well, then,
why the chill?

For Pete's sake, Audrey.

I wanted to go to the movie.

Honest.

Do you have to use that word?

- [Jack] What word?
- [Audrey] "Honest."

Not when you can stand there
and insist on telling me a lie.

[chuckles]
Huh?

You were not sick last night.

You wanted to go bowling
with your friends

on the football team,
and that's exactly what you did.

Who told you that?

Nobody told me that.

Well, then, you must've
driven past the bowling alley.

Look, Audrey, I can explain.

There's no need.

You can do whatever you wish,
and I just...

What's wrong?

- Steve!
- Huh?

I have to go now.
I have to meet somebody.

Hey!

[indistinct chatter]

Steve!

- Hi!
- Hi.

[Audrey laughs]

Hi.

[laughs]
Hi, Audrey.

You look great.

Thanks, what're you doing here?

Well, I was on my way
to the principal's office

to find out
where I could locate you.

[chuckes]

Yeah, I know.
I picked up on your thought,

but why do you want to see me?

Well, do I have to tell you?

[chuckles] No,
you want to work with me again.

Alright.

Only you're worried
about me missing school.

Hey, now, wait a minute,
not so fast.

That thought just
occurred to me.

Well, don't worry.

Midterm vacation
starts tomorrow.

And I only have one
more class today.

I'm so glad you came
so we can get out of here.

What's the matter,
don't you like school?

It's not school,
it's the people.

And you've been reading
their minds again?

I can't help it.

I just caught my boyfriend
in a big fat lie,

and it's really depressing.

Now, Audrey, you
don't have to use that gift

of yours all the time,

like I don't have
to use bionics.

Now, if I want to get
to the second floor

of a department store
building,

I don't leap up,
I take an elevator.

- But you're different.
- Well, we're both different.

Look, what I'm saying is,

there are times when we have
to hide that difference.

You're right. I guess
I just don't try hard enough.

I'm so glad
you came to get me.

So am I. Now,
where is that class of yours?

- Over there.
- Let's go.

[phone ringing]

Blue Tiger.

Uh, may I speak
to Mr. Collins, please?

I don't know where he is
right now. Who's this?

This is Epitome Booking
speaking, Johnson.

Uh, do you know where
I could reach him?

Nope.

Why don't you leave a number
and I'll have him call you

as soon as I see him?

[Oscar] Alright. State 34879.

Hang on a second.

It's for you.

I'm going back
to the compound.

Alright.

Yeah, Collins here.

[Oscar] Mr. Collins,
this is Epitome Booking,

Johnson speaking.

About that magic act we
talked about, Steve Andrews,

he'll be in from Chicago
tomorrow.

I thought maybe we could arrange
for an audition right away.

Uh, yeah, right, fine.

Well, how about, uh,

tomorrow afternoon,
around five o'clock?

That'll be fine.

See you at five,
tomorrow afternoon.

[suspenseful music]

[birds chirping]

[music continues]

No.

It can't be you.

Collins!

[laughing]

Where have you been
for the last two days?

I thought something
happened to you.

Well, I've been pretty busy
at the club, sir.

Busy at the club?

You do the sweeping up?

No, no, all you do
is count money.

What kept you away
for two whole days?

Well, I've been trying
to line up some new acts, sir.

Why don't you tell me
the truth, Collins?

You made contact
with the feds.

Oh, Mr. Wharton,
I never quite get used

to your little jokes.

Jokes?

[laughing]

When a man betrays me,
Collins,

it is no joke.

I had you followed.

Followed?

Yep.

Well, I... I don't know where
anybody would follow me.

I spend all my time at the club
or my apartment by myself.

I had Baxter follow you.

Baxter has disappeared.

Now, don't think
that a bit strange, huh?

Yes sir, yes I do,
but then, uh...

I can't be accountable
for Baxter's actions.

Maybe he sold out.

Ah, yes...

Yes, maybe he did.

[laughs]

It's a sad state of affairs,
Collins,

when a man can't trust
the people that work for him.

- Sad, sad state of affairs.
- Yes, sir.

At any rate, I want you
to spend more time here,

at the compound. [sighs]

- Now, you understand?
- Yes, sir.

Oh, I was wondering if you'd,
uh, have a little free time

tomorrow afternoon,
around five o'clock?

Why?

Well, I'm looking at a new act,
a, uh, Steve Andrews,

supposedly a very exceptional
magician, just in from Chicago.

Magician? [laughs]
Andrews?

Ah, never heard of him, uh,
who sent him over?

Uh, Epitome Booking Service.

Alright, I'll meet you
at the club around five.

[Will] Good, fine.

Well, I'd, uh,
better be getting back,

I have to look at some singers
this afternoon.

Singers?

Well, as long as you don't
become a singer yourself,

Collins.

- I don't like singers.
- Yes, sir.

[birds chirping]

George.

Yes, Mr. Wharton?

Put another tail on him,
and, uh... [laughs]

Get me the number
of the Epitome Booking Service.

What do you think?

[laughs]

Terrific.

I don't think you're gonna
be recognized, pal.

[laughs]

- What's so funny?
- You look like Clark Gable.

That's enough, Scarlett.

[laughs]

[phone ringing]

It's Collins.

Epitome Booking Service,
this is Johnson speaking.

Yeah, you're trying
to book into one of my clubs,

uh, Steve somebody or other.

Steve Andrews, yes, Uh,
may I ask who this is, calling?

Uh, Mark Wharton. Uh, how...

How come I've never
heard of this act?

Well, it's a new act, sir.

That's why you haven't
heard of it.

- [Mark]Uh-huh.
- [Oscar] And, uh, I must tell you.

You're going
to be amazed by it...

Amazed by it when you see it.

Uh, mister,
I'm not easily amazed.

Uh, curious maybe,
but not amazed.

I just like to know
where people come from,

but he can, uh, tell me more
about himself tomorrow.

[dial tone]

[Oscar] Mark Wharton himself.

Collins was right.

He suspects everything
and everybody.

- Is the audition still on?
- Yes. Yes, it is.

And, pal...

better be good.

[dramatic music]

[dramatic music]

Well, I think everything's
all set up now.

- What time is it?
- Few minutes till five.

- Are you all set?
- We're ready.

Exactly five o'clock.

[Mark] Well,
good afternoon everyone.

Mr. Wharton,
glad you could make it.

This is Steve Andrews,
and his assistant Ms. Audrey.

[Mark] It's a pleasure,

it's always a pleasure
to see good magic.

And I hope it is good magic.

Well, we hope you'll be
impressed, Mr. Wharton.

- Shall we begin?
- By all means.

Collins, you sit with us.

Hey, mister, look out!

[grunts]

[dramatic music]

Well, as you know it's difficult
without background...

Now don't worry about
the spiel of the production,

just show me some good tricks.

But we will give you
a little atmosphere.

[instrumental music]

[pops]

[twittering]

I got to talk to Wharton
right away.

He's where?

I'll go to the club.

[birds twittering]

[music continues]

Blue Tiger, hurry.

[tires screeching]

Now, Mr. Wharton,
if you'd be so kind,

give us your assistance.

Would you take a card please?

Replace it in the deck,
please.

[laughs]

Well, now,
that was pretty good.

[clears throat]

I think I'm beginning
to like you.

Now, for a very special
illusion.

Audrey, would you invite
the magic cube to join us?

He what?

Listen, we've got to stop him
before he gets to Wharton.

Get some men on the road
to the compound!

No, no, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

Wharton's at the club.

Get some men in a car
and get over here right away.

The parting of the curtains.

[snaps fingers]

Ah-ha, the magic cube.

Won't you join us, magic cube?

Now, may I present the person

who will provide
the most fascinating

part of our performance?

He's probably got some
pigeons in there, or rabbits.

[Steve] The amazing Audrey.

[laughs]

How could he pick up that box
like that with her in there?

Told you he was good.

[grunts]

Baxter, you don't want

to interrupt the best
act in town, do you?

Take him away.

Now, as you can see,
Mr. Wharton,

I'm blindfolding Audrey.

And I will leave her
in this position...

with her back to you.

And now, Mr. Wharton, if you'd
be so kind to hand me an object.

I will have the young lady
describe it

without seeing it.

Ah, now,
I know how this one works.

You have a word code.

She can tell just by the way
you ask her what the object is.

Oh, no, no,
I will not say a word.

You will hand me the object

and you can tell her
when to begin.

Go ahead, young lady.

It's a gold cigarette case.

It was given to you by
someone very close to you.

My brother.

And that someone
is now deceased.

How could she know that?

How do you do this?

I have never seen
anything like this.

Hand me something.

What do I have here?

It's a ballpoint pen
and it belongs to Mr. Collins.

[laughs]

I got it from George.

George picked it up a couple
days ago of his desk.

Yeah, it's my pen.

I can't believe this.
I don't believe it!

Okay, young lady, take off that
blindfold and come over here.

You are the most amazing person
I have ever met.

Collins, how soon can these
two start to work here?

We have an opening
at the beginning of the week.

Fine, fine, an extended run,
top salary.

Where are you staying?

Well,
we just got in from Chicago.

We haven't checked
in to a hotel yet.

Oh, no hotels for you, you'll
spend the weekend with me.

Where's your luggage?

It's still at the airport.

We'll send for it.

Mr. Wharton, maybe it's a better
idea if we stayed at the hotel.

I said I want you
as my guests.

Well, uh...

Well?

You don't think
it'll be too much trouble?

No trouble at all. Collins,
take these two into the office.

Sign them up
to a big fat contract,

and then we'll be on our way.

- [Will] This way.
- [Steve] Mr. Wharton.

- Boss, that dame is spooky.
- Spooky?

No, no, no,
she has a real gift, George.

And I am beginning to think
that it is a gift

that I can use
to a great advantage.

A great advantage.

[laughs]

- Young lady.
- Oh, no, thank you.

- I don't drink.
- Ah, good for you.

It would be a pity
for anything

to muddle that brilliant
brain of yours.

Beautiful place you have here.

Yes, it's nice.

- And very, very secure.
- Thank you.

And that's what counts most.

- Did you enjoy your dinner?
- Oh, it was lovely.

Well, now,
let's talk about you two. Um...

How long have you
had this act?

Well, we've just had the act
together for a few weeks.

Ah! That's why
I've never heard of you.

But believe me, once you open,
you'll be the talk of the town.

- Right, Collins?
- Yes, yes. I agree.

Now, I don't know how
you did that box trick,

but gimmicks like that don't
interest me half as much

as what this young lady
can do on her own.

Well, in most mind reading acts,
the magician uses a code.

They actually have a code
book that they memorize.

The rooms you gave us
are very nice.

I imagine your room
is quite elegant.

Yes, it's very comfortable.

[door opens]

Excuse me, Mr. Wharton,
Mr. Dinallo is here.

He's waiting in the living room.

Oh, dear me.

Business, business, business,

I was hoping to find out more
about this gift of yours.

But you, ah,
will wait for me, hm?

Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm awfully tired...

the trip from Chicago
and audition.

Oh, yes, of course.
Well, you go on to your rooms.

There'll be plenty of
time to talk tomorrow.

Come along, Collins.

Uh, thanks again
for everything.

Ah, see you tomorrow.

Did you get it?

When you mentioned code book,

his mind flashed
to the one he has hidden

in the back of the bookshelf
in his room,

behind the copy of "War and Peace."

That's why you asked
him about his room.

Yes, it's the one
with the sun deck,

on the west side of the house.

Good.

What are we going to do
when we get the code book?

Well, Oscar sends his men
in here to arrest him.

Just when I was getting used
to all this rich food.

Now you go up to your room.

Wait there 'til after Oscar
and his men get here.

Okay, only hasty.

We really make a super pair,
don't we?

We sure do.

[dramatic music]

[door latch clacks]

Hold it right there.

You must have taken me for an
absolute fool, Mr. Andrews.

Now, I didn't get to take you
for anything, Mr. Wharton.

You know, I indulge in a little
bit of magic myself,

or trickery if you will.

Whenever I leave my room,
I turn on a sensing device.

It signals when anyone steps
on the carpet.

- Now, where's the girl?
- Jeremy went to get her.

Now, listen, Collins,
would you mind explaining to me

what your two little proteges
have been up to, hm?

Certainly you don't expect me
to take the blame for that.

I heard they had a good act,
that's all.

It's a very good act.
Most mysterious, I'd say.

Ah, yes, come in,
young lady.

Perhaps you can help
your partner here explain

what he was doing in my room.

Steve, why don't you
tell them the truth?

I was trying to rob your safe.

That safe is impossible
to open without the combination.

Which is 13 left,
24 right, 17 left.

You got that out of my mind?

And she gave it to me.

[laughing]

What a team, what a team!

There's no end
to what you can do.

But you were foolish
to try this.

Well, we needed the money.

We went into debt
putting our act together.

We figured there was
a bundle in that safe.

Yes, quite a bundle.

It's chicken feed compared
to what I'll pay you

to work for me.

I've got big plans for you two.

But you must promise me
no more of this petty larceny.

I guess it was a stupid move.

Yes, it was.

But I've made a few
in my time too.

Now, I'm going
to forget all about this,

if you'll promise to work
for me, and not against me.

Deal.

Alright, Audrey,
go back to bed, my dear.

Steve and I have things
to talk over.

Bye.

Mr. Andrews,
you and I are going places.

You know...

there is no limit
to what we could accomplish.

George.

[groans]

Good.

I don't need him,
only the girl.

And I don't trust anybody
who tries to rob me.

As long as we have him,
she'll do what we say.

Take him down
to the meat freezer.

Tie him up, tight.

[switch clicks]

[dramatic music]

[door clangs]

Ah, good morning.

Morning, I thought Steve
might be down here.

- I stopped by his room.
- And found it empty.

You're holding Steve
prisoner!

I was wondering
how soon you'd pick that up.

[laughs]
You are truly a marvel.

And you're a liar!

You said you'd forget
about last night.

Why don't you sit down
and have some coffee, hm?

No, unless you let Steve go,

I'm not going
to do anything you say.

Oh, it's quite the other
way around, my dear.

You will do exactly as I say,
or we'll never let him go.

He might even have
a terrible accident.

Sit down.

Now, the first thing you can
do for me is very important.

I'm giving an informal luncheon
around the pool here

a few hours from now,
and I expect you to attend.

Why?

Well, I'm inviting four
of my close associates.

They all hold key positions
in my organization.

So why should I be there?

Well, because of your
exceptional talent, my dear.

I expect you to meet
each one of them,

and then tell me whether
or not they can be trusted.

What?

I have suspected a leak
in my organization

for some time, an informer.

And it's driven me
half out of my mind

trying to figure out
who it is.

So don't you see?
You can tell me in a minute.

Who is loyal,
and who is disloyal.

[Mark laughs]

It's beautiful.

And that's just the beginning
of what you can do for me.

Well, what about Steve?

Well, after you have proven
how valuable you are to me,

I will consider
letting him go, but not until.

Now, how about some coffee,
hm?

No, thanks.

Alright, do as you wish,
and just relax then.

I have some work to do
before the guests arrive.

Bionics, powerless?

Cold.

Oh, Steve!

Ah!

Again... thank you very much.

Um, that will be all.
Thank you very much.

Uh, my guests
will serve themselves.

Mr. Collins...

Please, I don't think we should
be seen talking together.

They've locked Steve
in the freezer,

caught him trying
to steal the code book.

We've got to get him
out of there.

I can't do anymore for you
than I have.

I'm in this too deep already.

Well, while the party is
going on, Wharton will be busy.

Then you can order Wharton's men
to move Steve to another room.

What good would that do?

Well, Steve has a certain power

that doesn't work
in cold temperatures.

We've just got
to get him out of there.

I can't change
Wharton's orders.

You can and you will!

Meaning what?

Wharton wants to use me
at the party

to expose whoever's been
informing.

And of course, we both know
who that is, don't we?

You can't expose me.
Goldman wouldn't stand for it.

All I care about
is getting Steve moved.

And I'll do anything
I have to.

[dramatic music]

It's good to see you again,
Charlie.

You know, we should
get together more often.

Oh, excuse me, there's
this very special guest

I want you all to meet.

And now we begin. [sighs]

I'll introduce you
to each one,

and then we'll know, won't we?

I suppose we will.

Mr. Wharton told me to
give you new instructions.

He wants the magician moved,

from the freezer to
one of the basement rooms.

Yeah, okay, whatever he wants.

And Charlie Bradshaw here is
one of my oldest

and trusted friends.

- Yes, I can tell that.
- You can?

Yes, I can.

Come,
I want you to meet Dinallo.

[door latch clanks]

Come on, magic man.
We're gonna move you.

And wait till you see this
little lady perform, Dinallo.

- She's really quite amazing.
- I'm looking forward to it.

Ah, Mr. Dinallo here doesn't
usually take time off

to go to nightclubs.

All he seems to have
on his mind is work.

Isn't that right, Dinallo?

Well, I do take some time off.

You like the races. Last time
you went, you had three winners.

How did do know that?

[Mark] I told you
she was amazing.

Ah, tell me, is Mr. Dinallo
here an honest gambler

or does he cheat now and then?

I'd say Mr. Dinallo was,
um, very honest,

as far as anything that
would concern you.

That's very nice to know.

Come.

To bad you can't come to
the party, chump.

Good eats.

[door latch clanks]

Lou and I started out
together a long,

long time ago.

And he's been your friend ever
since, a loyal one, I can tell.

Really?

[music continues]

[thud]

Well, Mr. Collins,

you're the only one
we haven't talked to.

It's a nice party, Mr. Wharton.

[Mark] Is it?

Tell me, Audrey,

is Mr. Collins really
enjoying himself?

[Audrey] He seems to be.

Is that all he seems?

[Audrey] Yes.

Tell us what you've been doing
this past week, Collins.

I'm really interested.

[suspenseful music]

[creaking]

[clanks]

So that was about it.

That was my week,
pretty much routine.

- Is he telling the truth?
- Yes.

Oh, boss?

Excuse me.

We moved that magician
like you said. But how come?

You what?

Collins said you wanted him
taken out of the freezer,

so we put him in that
room in the basement.

Collins gave you orders
in my name, did he?

[phone whirrs]

Yes, Steve.

Oscar, I've got the code book.

- Wharton had it already.
- That's all we need.

I've got my man standing
by in the vicinity.

I'll send them in.
No, wait just a few minutes.

I want a chance to get
Audrey out of here,

in case there's any shooting.

Right.

They must be working together.

Come with me.

Well, I'm glad you found
the party a success.

And I'm glad my suspicions
were unfounded.

Now, I'd like you both to
come into the library.

I have something to discuss.

Oh, no!

- What's wrong?
- You're going to kill us.

There's just no fooling you,
is there, young lady?

George.

Now, I could have it done
just as easily here.

[dramatic music]

Shoot him!

[splashing]

Shoot him, Lou.

Get him.

Steve, look out.

Go get him, Charlie.

[splashing]

You shouldn't be afraid.

Come on, you turkey. Fight!

Get him!

[police siren wailing]

[tires screeching]

Let's get out of here.

Oscar's men can fish 'em out.

I never liked swimming
parties anyway.

[chuckle softly]

[upbeat music]

Here you are, my lady.
The pumpkin ride is over.

Oh, gee, and I didn't even get
to keep my glass slippers.

Oh, well, thanks for the ride.

Oh, I just wanted to make sure
you didn't run away

for a wicked life on the stage,

make sure you got back
on the groove.

Yeah, back in the groove.

Hey, now you remember
what I told you last time.

Yeah, yeah, sure, I am unique.

I'm a worthwhile person,
and I like myself.

But how many other people
like me?

When you're different,
they just stay away.

Well, you don't have to let them
know that you're different.

- But it's hard not to.
- That's true.

- [Steve] But it can be done.
- [Jack] Hey, Audrey!

Yeah, I tried
to call you over the vacation,

but you...

Is this your uncle?

Jack Brewster, Steve Austin.

- How do you do, Jack?
- The astronaut?

The one that walked
on the moon.

Whoa!

And now you're thinking
that he couldn't be a boyfriend

because he's famous
and I'm nobody, right?

How did you know that?

I don't know,
I just supposed.

Yeah, well, look,
I've got to run off to class,

but, uh...

I was wondering,
you busy Friday night?

No.

Well, guess where I'm gonna
take you.

You're right,
I could never guess.

The dance,
at the country club.

Really? Great!

Great,
I'll see you after class?

- Okay. So long, Mr. Austin.
- Goodbye, Jack.

Oh, no, he forgot to tell me

he was gonna pick me up
at eight!

Tell you what,
guess what I'm thinking.

Now, Steve, how would I know
what you're thinking?

[Audrey chuckles]

- How am I doing?
- Better, much better.

- Okay, bye.
- Goodbye.

[upbeat music]

[theme music]