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[Man 1] It looks good
at NASA One.

[Man 2] Roger.
BCS Arm switch is on.

[Man 1] Okay, Victor.

[Man 2] Landing Rocket
Arm switch is on.

Here comes the throttle.

Circuit breakers in.

- [Steve] We have separation.
- [Man 2] Roger.

[Man 3] Inboards and outboards
are on.

I'm coming forward
with the side stick.

- [Man 1] All looks good.
- [Man 2] Uh, roger.

[Steve] I've got a blow out,
damper three!

- [Man 2] Get your pitch to zero.
- [Steve] Pitch is out!

[Steve] I can't hold altitude!

[Man 2] Correction,
Alpha Hold is off.

Turn selectors... Emergency!

[Steve] Flight Com,
I can't hold it!

She's breaking up!
She's breaking...

[explosion]

[Rudy] Steve Austin,
astronaut.

A man barely alive.

[Oscar] Gentlemen,
we can rebuild him.

We have the technology.

We have the capability to make
the world's first bionic man.

Steve Austin will be that man.

Better than he was before.

Better, stronger, faster.

[whirring]

[theme music]

[indistinct shouting]

[whistle blows]

[indistinct chatter]

- [Man 1] Opposite!
- [Man 2] Opposite.

[Man 3] Opposite, right!

[indistinct chatter]

[grunting]

[whistle blows]

[grunting]

[Larry] Not bad, not bad.

[Ernie] Nuts, Larry,
I missed my block.

We should have had
another 5 yards.

Hey, we'll get it.
We'll get it, relax.

Right.

Alright, right formation,
22 right.

Alright. Let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

- [Man 1] Right, purple!
- [Man 2] 98!

[Man 1] Set! Hut! Hut! Hut!

[whistle blows]

[indistinct chatter]

[beeping]

[indistinct chatter]

- Guess who.
- Uh, Pam Bronco.

Oh, you're no fun.
You must have seen me coming.

I've got an eye
for pretty ladies.

I didn't know
you were in town with Larry.

Oh, I tag along once in a while
to keep him out of trouble

and make sure
he wears clean socks.

- [Pam] You in on business?
- [Steve] No. Well, Oscar is.

[Steve] I just tagged along
to catch the football game.

Say, can I take you and Larry
to dinner tonight?

Oh, I'm going to my brother's
farm outside of town.

But Larry's staying in.
He'll eat enough for both of us.

Oh, yeah, I remember.
Remember the three pizzas

we ordered in Miami last time?
You and I got one slice apiece.

That's my Lar.

Hey, does he know
you're here yet?

- No.
- Come on.

[Man 1] 44!
Set, hut one, hut!

[grunting]

[whistle blows]

[groans]

- You okay, Lar?
- Yeah, yeah, Bobby.

Good tackle.
How are your knees doing?

Ah, they're a little shaky,

but they only gotta hold up
for one more day.

[Coach] Bronco!

- See ya.
- Hey.

I heard they pink-slipped you,
Bobby.

Yeah, the doctor said
the knees have had enough.

Yeah. You got enough money?
You're gonna make it okay?

Oh, yeah. I always keep
an option play up my sleeve.

[Coach] You've been working
good today, Bronco.

[Pam] Hey, Larry!

Hey, Lar!

- Why don't you take five?
- Thanks, coach.

[panting] Hey, how you doing,
old buddy?

Hey, Larry. You know, we came
here to see some football today.

When are you gonna stop dancing
with each other

and start hitting hard
down there?

Gee, Steve, uh,
we're doing the best we can.

I know it's not nearly as tough

as when you and I played
in high school.

Yeah, well, tell those guys
to shape up, huh?

Sure will. I tell you,
if you wanna see some

really tough action,
you ought to stop by the house

and see
what Pam puts me through.

Yeah? Like the off-tackle slant
to the garbage cans

to empty the trash
every night, huh?

- You got it.
- Let me tell you.

If he dropped the football
as many times as he drops

the trash bags, he'd be playing

third-string
for the Campfire Girls.

Well, I don't know,
Campfire Girls are pretty picky.

Oh, at least
I'm out there truckin'

instead of soaking up
some cushy government job.

I know.
We're all proud of you, Larry.

You know, Steve, it's too bad
you never really developed

a good throwing arm.
You might have made the grade.

[Coach] Bronco!

- Your five minutes are up.
- Oh, that slave driver.

Hey, I'll see you
after the scrimmage.

Yeah,
try not to hurt yourself, huh?

- Hey, Larry?
- Yeah.

Can I test my arm?

You think you can throw it
this far?

[grunts]

[coughs]

- Not bad.
- Wow. How'd you do that?

I play a little touch football
on weekends.

[indistinct chatter]

[dramatic music]

- Number 39, right, Rick?
- Right.

[Tatashore] Hey, wasn't he
the most valuable player

in Super Bowl VII?

Yeah, he's gonna be worth
a fortune to us

just as soon
as we knock him over.

Yeah.

- How's the ankle holding up?
- Oh, it's fine.

- Where are you parked?
- Oh, a couple of blocks away.

Had a big lunch. Thought
I better hoof it on over here

to keep the, uh,
keep the gut down, you know.

[laughs] That's probably the most exercise
you've had in a month.

You're very funny, Larry.

[dramatic music]

Brother Rick said
everything's set.

Who are you?

I'm one of the guys
on your team.

Hey, who's the guy with Bronco?

- Friend of his named Austin.
- I better tail them.

Oh, Rick said to meet him out
at his place.

I'll catch you later.

What are you doing to keep fit?

Ah, you think
I'm lookin' flabby?

I'm not talking about
how you look.

I'm asking what kind of shape
you're in.

- What's under your skin?
- Ah, you'd be surprised.

When was the last time
you had a good run?

- Well, uh...
- See? You can't even remember.

Come on,
I'll race you to the car.

[upbeat music]

[panting]

Huh, see?

I told you
I can run you into the ground.

Yeah, you did. But you sure
are breathing hard, Larry.

You know, I was gonna suggest
we go in here and bowl a few,

but, uh, I wouldn't wanna
completely wear you out.

You sure are a glutton
for punishment, aren't you?

There's two things in this world
I can whomp your tail at.

One of 'em is football
and the other is bowlin'.

- I'll take my chances.
- Alright.

[panting]

Alright! [laughs]

[dramatic music]

- What took you so long?
- Relax, we're in great shape.

Wait till you see the guys.

There's Stolar.

Ailes.

Harnell.

Rosen.

And Kibbie.

Fellows,
this is my kid brother, Bobby.

- Hey, Bobby.
- Hello, Bobby.

Go and make yourselves at home.
There's plenty of beer.

- Alright.
- Alright.

Yeah.

[indistinct chatter]

Rick, have you gone nuts?
We never talked about five guys.

Take it easy. We'll need them
for lookout, money delivery

and to grab Bronco
to begin with.

He's not exactly Tinkerbell,
you know.

Yeah, yeah, but five guys?

Six. You've already got one
trailing Bronco.

Listen, Bobby,
I know this is your idea,

but I've had more experience
in the business, right?

- Yeah, but--
- You gotta trust me.

This is a hand-picked crew.

All guys I met in prison,

and they're beautiful.

Well, what's it gonna cost us?

Peanuts, Bobby, considering what
we're gonna make off of Bronco.

Okay. I guess you know
what you're doing.

Attaboy.
Now let's get rolling.

It's in there! [laughs]

Oh, my God.

[Bronco laughing]

Hate to say I told you so.

Yeah, well, the game's
not over yet, pal.

Come on, Steve,
this is the last frame.

You just don't wanna admit it
when you've been outclassed.

Just roll the ball, wise guy,
roll the ball.

Okay, big boy,
you asked for it.

But I tell you what.

This is gonna hurt me

much more than it does you.

- It's in there! [laughs]
- Oh, God.

Really sorry about that, Steve.

- I was gonna miss that one--
- Yeah, yeah.

I know, hard luck story, Larry.

But I tell you,
I can still beat you

if I strike out
these last three frames.

Sure, you can, old buddy,
sure, you can.

[sighs]

That's one.

Everybody gets lucky
once in a while. Even you.

Yeah, Larry, yeah.

[chuckles]

- Well, that's two, pal.
- Yeah, yeah.

Don't drop it on your foot.

[Steve sighs]

Oh, I'm sorry.
Did I break your concentration?

No, Larry, no, no. Well.

Don't let your dress blow up.

[laughing]

Larry, what do you say
we go double or nothing

on the last ball, huh?

Oh, Steve, I don't wanna rob
your hard-earned ten bucks.

But if you're gonna put it
up there, I'll take it.

- You're on.
- Alright.

[beeping]

Old pins! Will you get off
of that boloney?

- Now give it to me straight.
- Alright, alright.

- You want the truth?
- Yeah, I'd like the truth.

Okay.

I set it up with the manager
in there as a gag on you.

With the manager as a gag?

Yeah, but I still made
the strike.

You owe me ten bucks. Pay up.

- Yeah, you made the strike.
- Come on, come on.

Yeah,
here's your crummy ten bucks.

It's a pleasure
doing business with you.

[laughs]

You just won't admit
when you've been outclassed,

will you, Larry?

[Larry] Oh, no.

[Larry] Pam tell you
we bought a ranch?

[Steve] Yeah? No kiddin'.
Where?

Out in Ohio.
Close to my hometown.

Who's gonna run it for you while
you're running the football?

Well, I think my brother, Joe,
will run it.

At least until I retire
from football.

Then I could go out there
and help him out a little bit.

Oh, in your declining years,
huh?

Like when you're 34, 35.

Well, you can't stay young
forever.

Tell you what, in the meantime,
it's gonna be a great place

to stay in shape
in the off season.

Plan on doing
a little calf roping.

Maybe even a little bulldogging.

Hey, I'd like to try that.

Anytime, buddy.

Out there, we got a bull

that would fit you perfectly.

It's about half-blind.

[dramatic music]

Bronco's headed this way.

Austin's still with him,
so we'll have to separate them.

- You know what to do.
- Right.

I'll be waiting on the roof.

[Larry] What was the last game
we played together?

Well, that would be the
championship game, our senior year.

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

The night before we went over
about midnight,

hung all these signs
in front of Stowe High School

about how bad
we're gonna beat 'em?

Yeah, you stood on my shoulders

to hang the biggest one
right over their entrance.

They got so riled up,
they beat us 60 to nothing.

I'll never forget that.

There's one lesson
I learned out of that.

Never count your victories
before the gun sounds.

[Steve] Yeah, I learned
a lesson, too, Larry.

Never let you stand
on my shoulders again.

Boy, I was so sore the next
morning, I could hardly play.

Steve, you could hardly play before
I stood on your shoulders.

Yeah, but I always had
the prettiest cheerleader.

Aww.

Wonder how Pittsburgh made out.

Oh, you just wanna check
Harris' yardage, don't you?

That's exactly right.

[Woman on PA system] Phone call
for Colonel Steve Austin.

I wonder who that could be.

Well, I'll catch it
on the house phone.

- I'll be right up.
- Okay.

I gotta give Pam a call, anyway.

- I'm in 720. Don't get lost.
- Right.

Colonel Austin here.
Hello.

Hello?

[scoffs]

[dramatic music]

- Stolar, you read me?
- Yeah, right.

Austin should be in the elevator
about now.

I'll let him get up
a couple of floors.

[elevator shuts down]

[whistling]

[sighs]

[sighs]

Hi, this is Mr. Bronco
in room 720.

I'd like to place a call.

Yes, ma'am. Number's 547-2791.

[dramatic music]

Still busy, huh?

Operator,
could you do me a favor?

Give me a call back
when it's clear.

Thank you.

[knock on door]

Come on in, Steve.
It's unlocked.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, Bronco!

Hey! [grunts]

Rosen, go get the car.

[dramatic music]

[metal creaking]

You better let them know
this elevator's busted, huh?

[dramatic music]

[knocks]

[knocks] Lar!

[phone ringing]

[rattles doorknob]

[ringing continues]

Larry?

Hey, Lar?

- Hello?
- Steve, is that you?

[Steve] Yeah, Pam, it's me.

Well, it's good to hear
your voice again.

But where's Larry?
They said he was calling me.

Well, I don't know. Uh...

Yeah, he was, but I guess he
just stepped out for a minute.

Why would he call me
if he was going out?

Well, I don't know. I'll, uh,

I'll get him to call you back
in a little bit, huh?

Okay. Oh, listen, Steve.

Since I'm not in town,
I'm counting on you

to keep him out of trouble,
alright?

[beeping]

[Pam] Alright?

Steve.

Steve.

Yeah, well, I'll do the best
I can, Pam.

Uh, I'll see you at the game,
hear?

- [Pam] Okay. See you then.
- [Steve] Bye-bye.

[suspenseful music]

[Oscar] Think about it a minute,
Steve.

If Larry was kidnapped...

why haven't we received
any ransom calls?

Answer me that.

Look, what if they didn't want
anybody to know he was gone?

That doesn't make any sense.
Listen, pal, I'm late.

I've got an appointment
and I've got to go.

Now listen, what if they
just wanted to keep him

out of tomorrow night's game,
so his team would lose?

Look, Larry's good,
but he's not that good.

Well, of course, he's not,
but...

his absence will affect
the game's outcome.

Not who wins or loses,
but the point spread.

Heavy gambling is done
on the number of points

the winning team wins by.

With Larry out of the lineup,

the odds and the point spread
will change, right?

- Well, I suppose it would--
- Well, of course, it would.

Now, look, if I was a gambler
and I kidnapped Larry Bronco

and nobody knew it but me,
I'd have a big edge

betting against the point spread.
Oscar, the kidnapper could make a fortune.

I've got to find out if there
are any heavy bets going down

on that angle.

Steve, I think
you're overreacting, but, uh,

get a bookie
and see what happens.

I've got to meet General Creek
right now.

That can wait.
Now, Oscar, who's a good bookie?

What? A bookie?

Oscar, you were a public
prosecutor in this town.

- You must know a good bookie.
- Me?

Me know a good bookie?
Are you crazy?

Oscar.

Well, um...

I'll tell you, Mr. Austin,
Goldie is one beautiful guy.

Goldie?

Yeah. He's a good guy,
don't you know?

I'll never forget that last time
he was prosecuting me

and... my mom was
in the hospital, sick.

- George, never mind about that.
- Serious, you know.

I couldn't make bail
to be with her,

so Goldie bailed me out
with his own dough.

You mean he was prosecuting you
and he bailed you out?

Yeah. Goldie.

Some kind of a guy, huh?

Yeah, he sure is.
Look, George, we got a problem.

Oh, what is it? Name it.

Well, I'm trying to find out
who's betting

unusually heavy
against the point spread

on Larry Bronco's team
tomorrow night.

Oh.

Well, that will take a little
time, but, uh, we'll find out.

General Creek is expecting me.
I've got to go, Steve.

Right.
Yeah, I'll see you later.

And thanks for the help, Goldie.

Hello, Horwitz? George Yokum.

Yeah, listen, are you getting
any unusual action

against the point spread
on Bronco's team?

Yeah, yeah,
you know, uh, Larry Bronco.

Yeah, that's right, Bill.
Against Bronco's team.

Huh? Oh, yeah?

Hey, hey, hey, great.

What do you got?

There's a bookie joint
called the Doyle's Den.

Said a guy by the name of Stolar
has been laying

some pretty heavy bets
in the last half hour

against Bronco's point spread.

Uh, he's due to make
one more drop

in about, uh, half an hour.

So if you hurry, you might
be able to make it, huh?

Thanks, George. Thanks.

[dramatic music]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[indistinct chatter]

♪ Dee-dee dee-dee
dee-dee dee-dee ♪

♪ You gotta be a football hero ♪

♪ Doo-doo doo-doo
oh the beautiful girls ♪

♪ A football hero ♪

♪ Doo-do doo-doo do-do-doo ♪

♪ Someday you'll come along ♪

[Larry singing indistinctly]

♪ Da-da da-da da da da da-dum ♪

♪ De-de de-de de de de da-dum ♪

♪ You gotta be
a football hero ♪

[indistinct singing continues]

♪ De-de de-de de de de da-dum ♪

♪ De-de de-de de de de da-dum ♪

♪ You gotta be a football hero ♪

♪ Da-da da-da all pretty girls ♪

[metal banging]

♪ Who's that knocking
at my door? ♪

♪ De-de de-de de de de de de ♪

♪ De-de de-de
you gotta be a football hero ♪

♪ Someday you'll come along ♪

♪ Always dreamed of ♪

♪ You'll be big and strong ♪

[softly] Larry.

♪ All the pretty girls ♪

[softly] Larry! Larry! Larry!

♪ You gotta be a football hero ♪

♪ You get along
with all the pretty girls ♪

Larry!

- [Steve] Larry! Larry!
- [Larry] Hey, hey, hey.

[indistinct chatter]

- Hey, Steve, old buddy!
- Shh! Shh, shh.

Hey, I'll buy you a drink.

Yeah, looks like somebody

already did. A barrel full.

Yeah, zonk is kind of Brooked,
or Bronc is zonked.

Well, you can say that again.

Ah, Steve! Oh, that's cold.

[dramatic music]

- Good grief, Steve!
- How are you feeling?

I think I'm sobering up.

You know, I always suspected

there were a few guys
like you around.

- Yeah? Where?
- Playing for Pittsburgh.

Yeah, Mean Joe Greene, man.

One time he grabbed me
right by the--

- Larry, shh.
- Yeah, yeah, uh, okay.

[indistinct chatter]

[men laughing]

[Ailes] Sore loser.
Get out of here.

[men laughing]

Come on, Stolar.

We'll go out the same way
I came in. Let's go.

Alright, I don't like
this place, anyways.

[intense music]

You ain't goin' nowhere, chump.

[Tatashore] Alright, move it out.
Keep moving!

Alright, hold it!

How'd you get these chains off?

What? You think you're dealing
with a couple of lightweights?

[Stolar] Hey, you know something,
Bronco?

You're probably gonna die
laughing.

These lousy football pros
ain't so tough.

- Ugh!
- Hold it, Austin!

Bobby?

I thought
you were gonna keep him drugged

until we let him go
after the game?

Now they can recognize us!

His friend here messed that up.

What are you doing hanging out
with a bunch of guys like this?

What can I tell you, Bronco?

I gotta try to score once
before the gun sounds.

This is the only way
I can do it.

Not all of us get the breaks
like you, Bronco.

- The big fame, the big money.
- The big talent.

[scoffs] All I know

is me and my friends here
are gonna cash in big.

We put heavy money
on the point spread

and after tonight,

I'll trade in my beer cans
for bottles of champagne.

And I guess
I won't be needing this anymore.

[grunts]

No, he hasn't shown up yet,
but when he does, let me--

[Oscar] Pam. Hello, coach.

Oscar, is Larry with Steve?

I was just about to ask you
if Steve was with Larry.

Nobody's seen them
since last night.

That's right, Larry didn't show
up for the final briefing

and the game starts
at 6 o'clock.

I'm really gonna burn his tail,
let me tell you.

Do you think
something's happened to them?

[Coach] No, you know
what a cut-up Bronc can be.

But when he does show up,
I'm really gonna jump on him.

He's probably out having a beer
with Austin someplace.

Don't worry. They'll show up.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey, Steve, now that these guys
can recognize us,

I don't think
they're gonna turn us loose.

How right you are.

Well, maybe we ought
to make a plan.

I'm working on it.

[Larry] Tell me something.

If those legs of yours
are anything like that arm,

why don't you make a run for it?

Look, I'm not leaving
without you.

Oh, listen--

Besides,
I can't outrun a bullet.

Well,
now that's a consideration.

You bet.

- I need a beer.
- Ah.

- Hey, Tatashore?
- Yeah.

You know, what you said
about them hotshot pros

like Bronco's really true.

- Yeah.
- They ain't so almighty tough.

That's right.
With all that padding,

they don't even know
what it's like to get hit hard.

It's not the padding
that makes it easy.

It's the line of guys
eating dirt in front of him.

Yeah. That's right.

Now you wanna talk
about a rough team.

We had one prison
that'd make Bronco and his crew

look like a bunch
of little old ladies.

[laughs] That's right.

[men laughing]

I think I found a hole
in their offense.

Well, you gotta be kidding.

Prison teams are like
a sewing circle

compared to Larry's crowd.

- Oh, man, get serious, huh?
- Well, you get serious.

Bronco and a couple of good men

could wipe a field up
with you guys.

Especially some over-the-hill
loser like LaPort.

Oh-ho!

You better watch your mouth,
Austin.

What's the matter, LaPort?
You afraid of the truth?

That Bronco here
is a tougher player

than you ever thought
about being?

Truth hurts,
doesn't it, LaPort?

Maybe I ought to show you
who's tough.

Maybe we ought to have us
a little scrimmage

right here and now.

Bobby, come on.

What are you trying to do?
Get us killed early?

- [Steve] Relax.
- [Rick] Cool it, Bobby!

You keep out of this.

[Steve] Better do as he says,
LaPort.

You and your boys start
knocking heads with Bronco here,

you're liable to get
your tail kicked.

That's it, Austin! That's it!

We're gonna do it right here
and now.

[Rick] Will you calm down?

Listen, Rick,
this is my ballgame.

We'll put a couple of guys
on the sideline with a gun

and the rest of us
will take them on.

- Alright! Alright! Alright!
- Why, Bobby?

I'm gonna make superstar Bronco

and that smart mouth friend
of his pay me back

for all those years
I was on the suicide squad.

You got it, Bobby.
We're gonna kill 'em.

Yeah. That too.

Steve, you're my buddy
and I love you,

but you're out of your
cotton-picking mind.

You haven't heard
my game plan yet.

I'm not sure I want to.

[dramatic music]

Okay. This will be one sideline
along here

and we'll make the road
the other sideline.

Alright. Harnell,
you and me will go over there.

Rosen, down there.
Tatashore, up there

and blast them
if they try to split.

Oh, come on, Rick.
I wanna play.

You'll get your chance.

Starting lineup is me, Kibbie,
Stolar and Ailes.

- Ha, four against two.
- [scoffs]

Listen to him,
chickening out already.

You're gonna find out what
it's like to eat dirt, hot dog.

But I tell you what,
we'll give you a break

and we'll let you receive.

Yeah, turkey,
you gonna get plucked.

[chuckles] Let's go.
[imitating clucking]

Oh, this is another fine mess
you've gotten me into.

Hey, relax, Larry,
we're gonna bust out of here.

Sure, we are, all we gotta do
is cream those four guys

on the field and then take care
of their friends with the rifle.

Look, you wanna try or spend
the rest of your life dead?

Hey, we got a choice?

- Nope.
- Oh.

[beeping]

Yeah, let's go!

What do you say we use this hill
up here for one goal

and that red truck down there
for the other?

Pick whatever you want.
You'll never get near it.

That truck, Larry,
is our ticket to freedom.

Might as well be the moon.

Yeah, well,
I've been to the moon.

It's not as far
as you think, pal. Let's go.

Let's really stick it to them,
alright?

- Alright!
- Come on, get 'em!

[indistinct chatter]

- You ready?
- Let's go. Let's go.

I want that Bronco.

Come on, baby! Let's rip 'em!

Here's your kickoff.

[band music]

[men screaming]

[Bobby] Let's go!

- [Bobby] Ugh!
- [Larry] I got it! I got it!

- [Steve] Fast. Let's go!
- [Tatashore] Stop him! Get him!

Get him, Bobby!

[grunting]

Nail him! Get him!

Get him, Stolar! Come on!

[grunting]

Come on, Kibbie, get him!

[grunting]

Alright. Alright! Alright!

Hey, alright, guys. Ha!

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, there. [laughs] Okay.

- We won!
- Surprise!

I guess we couldn't expect you
to run your time fair, LaPort.

Well, it's about time
the superstar there

got a few hard knocks.
Way to go, Tatashore.

- Yeah!
- Stay in the lineup.

- Alright!
- Yeah!

- Yeah, sure, five against two?
- That's right, hero.

We're gonna drive you
into the ground!

First down!

- Alright!
- Let's go!

You're doing great, Larry!
You're doing great.

Yeah, thanks.

[indistinct chatter]

[Stolar] Alright, babe.
Let's get 'em.

Let's get 'em again.
Come on, come on...

You still think we can
get to that truck?

- [Steve] Yeah.
- [Stolar] Come on, let's go!

[Stolar] Let's go!
[imitating clucking]

I tell you, our field position

is still not good enough
to make a break.

- We gotta do two things.
- What's that?

Well, we gotta make
a little more yardage

and suck one more of those guys
into the game.

Oh, terrific.

Now you can do it.
I'll rile them up.

Tell you what. Run a sideline
pattern on two, okay?

- Alright.
- Go get 'em.

[Bobby] Don't let 'em out.

[Bobby] Don't let 'em out.

[Steve] Set!

Hut one! Hut two!

[band music]

[grunting]

Steve, over here!

Hold it, Bronco!

[grunting]

What's the matter with you guys?

Oh, shut up,
you missed him yourself.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Alright!

Stolar, you should have blocked
the pass!

Well, you think you could
have done any better?

Now, LaPort, he talks
a better game than he plays.

Hey, LaPort, why don't you
make it six to two?

Then you might have
a better chance, huh?

I ought to just do that
to teach youse a lesson.

You couldn't teach us anything.

You...

Hold it!

- Okay.
- Let's hit him.

Okay, hot dog.
Harnell, get in here!

Second down!

[Ailes] Let's go!
[Stolar] Let's get that turkey!

[Bobby] Come on, come on!
Stick him now! Stick him.

Attaboy, Larry.
You're doing great.

These idiots are really
getting to me.

I'm gonna chew somebody up.

Okay, same play.

Tatashore, Ailes,
you rush Austin.

The rest of us is gonna stomp
on Bronco. You ready?

Make as much noise as you can.
On two, okay?

- You just watch me.
- Hey, Lar? You'll need this.

- Stop 'em! Get 'em!
- Yeah.

Come on let's get it together.
Let's do it!

[band music]

Set! Hut one! Hut two!

[grunting]

Yay!

[grunting]

- Alright.
- Get your smelly foot...

[Larry] Get off me!

[grunting]

Okay, okay.

[Bobby] Let's go. Let's go!

Okay, okay, huddle up!

Hold it, Austin!
Better not get out of bounds.

Just gotta get the football.

That's it!

This is the last play
those two candy suckers

are gonna run ever.

Yeah! Come on, guys,
let's really rip 'em, huh?

Attaboy, Lar,
I think we got them.

We? Oh, yeah, sure.

Now all we gotta do
is tip-toe through.

Would you mind telling me
the game plan?

Alright, now's the time
we make our break.

You see the guard
on the right sideline?

I want you to run a fly pattern
right over him.

- Right over him?
- Right over him.

- Oh, listen--
- You can do it, Larry.

On two, let's go.

- Let me have 'em, LaPort.
- Yeah, come on.

[Stolar clucking]

[dramatic music]

[Steve] Ten.

Hut one! Hut two!

[grunts]

[grunting]

[upbeat music]

Here, Steve! Steve!

Steve! Steve!

[grunts]

[grunting]

Run for the truck!

[gunshot]

- What about their car?
- Get the truck started!

[explodes]

[explodes]

What a kicker you'd make.

Just drive the van, will you?
You've got a game to play.

Why, you lucky sickin'...

My champagne!

[indistinct chatter]

[Male announcer] Tonight's
paid attendance was 57,423.

Don't forget, season tickets
are still available

at the northwest box office.

The next home game
will be two weeks from today.

Don't forget to come out
and support the local team.

Thank you for coming tonight.

[indistinct chatter]

- Wait, Bronc.
- Yes, sir.

- Great game, fella.
- Thanks, coach.

- You're fined 50 bucks.
- Wait a minute--

If you ever come in late again,
I'm gonna hang you up

and use you for a tackle dummy.

- Coach, it wasn't my fault--
- No excuses. Got that?

Yes, sir.

[Steve] Hey, Lar!

Hey, Steve.

Great game, Larry.
Just beautiful.

Thanks, coach.
First time I've ever been

on two winning teams
in the same day.

Yeah.
The Gipper'd be proud of you.

Yeah. Hey, what happen
to the dirty dozen?

Well, the police sent them
to the showers.

Well, that's good.

Pam's waiting with Oscar

in front of the stadium.

Alright.

Hey, uh, just one thing, Steve.

I appreciate what you did for me
today and all,

but, uh, how about filling me
in on this bionic stuff?

Now wait a minute, Larry,
you know I can't do that.

It's classified.

Well, classified is classified,

but, uh, you do admit
that you have it

and it has something to do with
you being so strong, right?

Right.

In that case, we got us

a problem, fella.

- We do?
- You owe me ten bucks.

Now wait a minute.
How do you figure?

Well, you remember that gag back

at the bowling alley
with the fake pins

and the manager
and the whole routine?

- Yeah, but--
- That was a bionic hustle.

You owe me ten bucks.
Get it up.

Come on. Come on, ten bucks.
Get it up.

- Ah.
- Come on, ten bucks.

- You take a credit card?
- Oh, Steve.

[theme music]