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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:06,186 "Welcome to El Monotono." Oh. Well, thank you very much. 2 00:00:06,386 --> 00:00:09,666 Yeah, don't worry, Mike. In a couple hours, 3 00:00:09,866 --> 00:00:11,363 he'll fix the car, and we'll be outta this place. 4 00:00:11,563 --> 00:00:12,595 What a place to be stuck in. 5 00:00:12,795 --> 00:00:15,186 Did anybody check if there's a travel bureaus or something? 6 00:00:15,386 --> 00:00:17,066 Something to do? What can we do in this place? 7 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,531 I just saw some advice to tourists. 8 00:00:18,731 --> 00:00:20,075 Oh, really? What did it say? 9 00:00:20,275 --> 00:00:21,906 "Yankee go home." 10 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,547 Why don't we Yankee go in? 11 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:26,022 - Right. - Baby... 12 00:00:28,473 --> 00:00:29,744 Let's take the table right here. 13 00:00:29,944 --> 00:00:31,853 Why don't we sit down right here? 14 00:00:40,724 --> 00:00:41,717 Where's my chair? 15 00:00:41,917 --> 00:00:44,205 Here, up a little bit, Mike. 16 00:00:44,405 --> 00:00:49,076 - You okay? - Fine. Fine. Oh. 17 00:00:49,276 --> 00:00:51,408 May I help you? 18 00:00:52,436 --> 00:00:53,428 You already have. 19 00:00:53,628 --> 00:00:58,057 Oh, true love strikes again. Davy, don't. Not this t- 20 00:00:58,257 --> 00:00:58,962 What's your name? 21 00:00:59,162 --> 00:01:00,001 Angelita. 22 00:01:00,201 --> 00:01:05,625 Angelita. That's a very pretty name. It means "Little Angel". My name's David. 23 00:01:05,825 --> 00:01:07,282 What does "David" mean? 24 00:01:07,482 --> 00:01:09,465 David means business, baby. 25 00:01:09,665 --> 00:01:12,601 He's only joking. I don't know how long we're gonna be here, 26 00:01:12,801 --> 00:01:16,465 but I thought if-if you've got time, you might go for a walk in the town with me. 27 00:01:16,665 --> 00:01:20,922 Go for a walk? Man, that went out with Judy Garland and Mickey Rooney movies. 28 00:01:21,122 --> 00:01:21,753 I don't know. 29 00:01:21,953 --> 00:01:24,273 You, you mean you don't, you don't want to go out with me? 30 00:01:24,473 --> 00:01:27,607 That's what she means. Angelita, come here. 31 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:31,910 She don't go with you tonight or any other night. 32 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:33,377 You leaving town tonight. 33 00:01:33,577 --> 00:01:35,229 What- who said we have to leave town? 34 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,454 El Diablo, he say so. It's his orders. 35 00:01:38,654 --> 00:01:39,713 - Now wait. - Now wait a minute. 36 00:01:39,913 --> 00:01:41,107 Oh really. 37 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:43,534 It's a free country. We're just coming to... 38 00:01:43,734 --> 00:01:46,088 Oh, you're right. 39 00:01:48,531 --> 00:01:50,505 We're leaving. Bye. See you later. Bye. 40 00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:51,706 Goodbye. 41 00:01:51,906 --> 00:01:54,241 Bye. See you later. Oh! 42 00:02:00,175 --> 00:02:05,046 Here we come Walkin' down the street 43 00:02:05,246 --> 00:02:10,839 We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet 44 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:16,274 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around 45 00:02:16,474 --> 00:02:22,294 But we're too busy singing To put anybody down 46 00:02:22,694 --> 00:02:28,027 We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play 47 00:02:28,127 --> 00:02:33,917 We're the young generation And we've got something to say 48 00:02:34,117 --> 00:02:39,640 Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found 49 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,214 So you better get ready, 50 00:02:42,414 --> 00:02:46,440 We may be comin' to your town 51 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:53,922 The Monkees brought to you by Kellogg's 52 00:02:54,122 --> 00:02:58,607 K-E double L, O double good, 53 00:02:58,807 --> 00:03:01,266 Kellogg's best to you 54 00:03:11,373 --> 00:03:13,755 We sure do. We gotta get outta here. 55 00:03:13,955 --> 00:03:14,724 But Angelita! 56 00:03:14,924 --> 00:03:17,179 Angelita? Are you kidding, man? You heard what that guy said. 57 00:03:17,379 --> 00:03:19,994 That's El Diablo's girl, and if he catches you with her, he'll kill you. 58 00:03:20,194 --> 00:03:21,851 Well, every couple has its problems, you know. 59 00:03:22,051 --> 00:03:23,490 Every couple has its problems, you know. That's- 60 00:03:23,690 --> 00:03:25,666 I'm gonna go back in and see her. 61 00:03:25,866 --> 00:03:27,603 Ah! 62 00:03:27,803 --> 00:03:28,965 Ahh! Let's go and check the car. 63 00:03:29,165 --> 00:03:30,826 Let's check the car. 64 00:03:33,612 --> 00:03:35,183 Did you find out what's the matter with the car yet? 65 00:03:35,383 --> 00:03:40,470 Si, amigo. I examine it from top to bottom. Finally, I find the trouble. 66 00:03:40,670 --> 00:03:41,635 Oh, good. Wh-what is it? 67 00:03:41,835 --> 00:03:43,540 It's broken. 68 00:03:43,740 --> 00:03:44,683 We know it's broken, Lupe. 69 00:03:44,883 --> 00:03:47,091 What-what we mean is it like the fan belt or the fuel pump? 70 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:54,066 No, amigo. It's nothing like that. What you need is a new motor. 71 00:03:54,787 --> 00:03:57,315 Well, how much- how much will a new-new motor cost? 72 00:03:57,515 --> 00:04:00,947 Fifty thousand centavos for the labor, sixty thousand centavos 73 00:04:01,147 --> 00:04:03,046 for the parts, and forty thousand centavos for the- 74 00:04:03,246 --> 00:04:06,790 Um, wa-wait a minute. Uh, how much is that in A-American money? 75 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,214 Forty ninety-five. 76 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:12,240 Forty nine-where are we going to get forty ninety-five in the middle of Mexico? 77 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,695 Can we work for it? 78 00:04:15,766 --> 00:04:20,742 Senors, my people, they don't know nothing about your new American music, 79 00:04:20,942 --> 00:04:26,302 but the old must make a way for the new, so you can play the music here tonight. 80 00:04:26,502 --> 00:04:28,689 ...to San Antone 81 00:04:29,645 --> 00:04:32,147 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 82 00:04:34,001 --> 00:04:37,746 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 83 00:04:38,553 --> 00:04:41,562 I should be on that train and gone 84 00:04:42,856 --> 00:04:46,808 I should be ridin' on that train to San Antone 85 00:04:48,478 --> 00:04:51,103 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 86 00:04:52,235 --> 00:04:57,414 Ha ha ha. Excuse me. Here you are, boys. Thank you! Alright, ??? gringos. 87 00:04:57,614 --> 00:04:59,631 Play! Play until you think you can't play anymore. 88 00:04:59,831 --> 00:05:03,423 Play until you think you will drop, and then keep-a playing, eh! Ha ha! 89 00:05:03,623 --> 00:05:06,584 We'll do that. We could do the second verse over again, I suppose. 90 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:07,662 Now we're gonna cut outta town. 91 00:05:07,862 --> 00:05:11,005 We're gonna keep outta trouble, and we're gonna-uh, 92 00:05:12,484 --> 00:05:15,874 and count our chickens before they've hatched. Hm, Davy, no. 93 00:05:16,074 --> 00:05:17,280 - Davy, you can't- - Please, Davy. 94 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,037 - You can't talk to her, man. - You can't talk to her, please. 95 00:05:19,237 --> 00:05:20,262 Listen, I just wanna say goodbye. 96 00:05:20,462 --> 00:05:21,241 - N- - No. 97 00:05:21,441 --> 00:05:22,809 - Well, okay. - Yes. 98 00:05:23,009 --> 00:05:24,005 Yeah, well, goodbye, you could say. 99 00:05:24,205 --> 00:05:27,191 With your eyes. Say it with your eyes. You know. 100 00:05:27,391 --> 00:05:29,295 - Hello. - Hello. 101 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,454 Goodbye. 102 00:05:30,654 --> 00:05:33,136 Oh, Davy! Davy. 103 00:05:34,265 --> 00:05:38,055 I had to tell you, I do not really want to be El Diablo's girl, 104 00:05:38,255 --> 00:05:41,766 but in this town, one does not have a choice. 105 00:05:41,966 --> 00:05:44,214 Davy! Oh, we're gonna be here the rest of our lives. 106 00:05:44,414 --> 00:05:47,679 Angelita, I have to go now, but I just want to tell you that I understand, 107 00:05:47,879 --> 00:05:50,926 and it's best if we don't see one another again. 108 00:05:51,126 --> 00:05:52,519 Davy, you were just gonna say goodbye. 109 00:05:52,719 --> 00:05:57,047 I was just gonna say goodbye again. And again. 110 00:05:57,247 --> 00:05:59,854 Diablo! El Diablo's coming! 111 00:06:06,687 --> 00:06:11,214 Wait a minute. Who is this El Diablo person? 112 00:06:12,494 --> 00:06:13,975 Ooh, that's El Diablo. Well. 113 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:14,591 Oh! 114 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:16,423 I can understand that. 115 00:06:19,639 --> 00:06:22,227 Davy! Davy! Davy! 116 00:06:22,427 --> 00:06:25,948 Who is this I see with the woman of El Diablo? 117 00:06:26,148 --> 00:06:27,772 Oh, w-we were just dancing, you know. 118 00:06:27,972 --> 00:06:33,428 Oh, you like to dance? Alright, gringo. Dance! 119 00:06:33,628 --> 00:06:35,019 Um, no, thank you. I think I'll sit this one out. 120 00:06:35,219 --> 00:06:36,868 I say dance. 121 00:06:37,068 --> 00:06:40,152 Oh! Oh! Oh, oh! 122 00:06:40,428 --> 00:06:42,408 Ow! 123 00:06:45,065 --> 00:06:49,705 Look, Angelita, look at this bouncing puppet you choose over El Diablo. 124 00:06:49,905 --> 00:06:51,474 I don't care; I still love him. 125 00:06:51,674 --> 00:06:52,620 Love? Him? 126 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:54,684 Oh, no, she doesn't. She's joking. She doesn't really love me. 127 00:06:54,884 --> 00:06:56,845 You know what I do with fools like him? 128 00:06:57,045 --> 00:06:57,540 No. 129 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:04,189 First, I cock the pistol, then I close my eyes, then I aim, and I fire. 130 00:07:04,389 --> 00:07:05,756 Ooh! You might miss. You might miss. 131 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:07,620 I take my chances. 132 00:07:07,820 --> 00:07:08,524 No, please! 133 00:07:08,724 --> 00:07:09,250 Steady! Steady! 134 00:07:09,450 --> 00:07:14,508 Alright, gringo. I want to hear you beg for your life. Beg. 135 00:07:14,708 --> 00:07:18,341 Oh, merciful master. Ardent killer. Oh, I beg. I'm begging. I'm begging. 136 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,541 Ha ha ha ha. 137 00:07:19,741 --> 00:07:22,369 - Hold it, hold it, wait. - I'm begging, please. 138 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:23,920 Don't do anything. 139 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,459 See? See? My friends are begging too. Look at them. Down, down. 140 00:07:25,659 --> 00:07:31,434 See what you are giving your heart to. This idiot. This coward. This... this... 141 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:33,943 No good. Failure. Lousy. 142 00:07:36,283 --> 00:07:39,859 I don't care. I still love him. Look at his beautiful mouth. 143 00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,683 Oh, no. My mouth is all crooked, you see this? No. 144 00:07:41,883 --> 00:07:43,450 Your beautiful eyes. 145 00:07:43,650 --> 00:07:45,339 No, my eyes. They're crossed. They're crossed. 146 00:07:45,539 --> 00:07:46,676 See that? See that? Can't see a thing. 147 00:07:46,876 --> 00:07:47,892 Tiny, tiny ears. 148 00:07:48,092 --> 00:07:50,171 No, my ears, it's all bent. See that? Please, don't. She's only joking. 149 00:07:50,371 --> 00:07:54,490 Please, don't do that. Oh, oh, he's gonna shoot me. Oh! Ahh! 150 00:07:54,690 --> 00:07:59,347 Take a last look, Angelita. You will never see him again. Get him! 151 00:07:59,547 --> 00:08:01,866 Oh, no. She was joking. She was putting you on. Ha ha. 152 00:08:02,066 --> 00:08:05,946 You will be taken by horseback to the bandito camp. 153 00:08:06,146 --> 00:08:11,154 If you try to resist, you will suffer indescribable torture. 154 00:08:11,354 --> 00:08:12,938 And if I don't resist? 155 00:08:13,138 --> 00:08:15,234 Describable torture. 156 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:16,866 Oh! Don't describe it to me. Please! 157 00:08:17,066 --> 00:08:19,015 Take him out! 158 00:08:21,474 --> 00:08:23,879 Never mind, never mind. Nothing, nothing. 159 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,647 He's big. 160 00:08:27,847 --> 00:08:30,007 Too long have we lived under this reign of terror. 161 00:08:30,207 --> 00:08:32,068 Isn't it time to cast off our bonds? 162 00:08:32,268 --> 00:08:33,575 Yes! 163 00:08:33,775 --> 00:08:36,846 We have suffered the pain of the oppressed. 164 00:08:37,046 --> 00:08:40,831 Shall we not march together, side by side to freedom? 165 00:08:41,031 --> 00:08:42,246 Yes! 166 00:08:42,446 --> 00:08:46,103 The moment has come! Shall we forget our fears, harness our 167 00:08:46,303 --> 00:08:50,407 horses and ride to El Diablo's camp, valiant and unafraid? 168 00:08:50,607 --> 00:08:52,894 No! 169 00:08:53,094 --> 00:08:55,142 Huh, no? 170 00:08:55,342 --> 00:08:57,639 In order to rescue Davy, we're gonna have to go there. 171 00:08:57,839 --> 00:08:59,751 Go there? 172 00:09:02,783 --> 00:09:06,704 Oh. Hey, it's kind of nice. Ha ha. Uh, wait a minute. 173 00:09:06,904 --> 00:09:08,215 Don't you think w-we oughta take something else with us, 174 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,393 like a, like a club card or some badges? 175 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:14,678 Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! 176 00:09:14,878 --> 00:09:17,854 Well, okay, might as well go. 177 00:09:18,054 --> 00:09:20,006 Aye! Aye! 178 00:09:20,206 --> 00:09:21,542 Thank you very much, Lupe. 179 00:09:21,742 --> 00:09:25,383 Yes, yes, everything is alright, amigos. Everything is okay. 180 00:09:29,447 --> 00:09:31,710 Ah! 181 00:09:47,364 --> 00:09:48,644 Hey, I think we got 'em, guys. 182 00:09:48,844 --> 00:09:51,176 Yes, I think we finally did. 183 00:09:52,099 --> 00:09:54,676 Eh, I think they got us, guys. 184 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:55,876 Hey, do you see Davy anywhere? 185 00:09:56,076 --> 00:09:57,081 - No. - Shh! 186 00:09:57,281 --> 00:09:59,249 I will take these funny fellows to El Diablo. 187 00:09:59,786 --> 00:10:01,457 Yes, you take us to El Diablo. 188 00:10:01,657 --> 00:10:02,282 Andale. 189 00:10:02,482 --> 00:10:03,585 Well, wherever he is. 190 00:10:03,785 --> 00:10:06,946 Who's El Diablo? Who's El Diablo? 191 00:10:12,225 --> 00:10:14,291 What is this? 192 00:10:14,491 --> 00:10:17,307 What is this? I'll tell you what is this. 193 00:10:17,507 --> 00:10:21,315 My leader, the greatest bandit-easy-the greatest 194 00:10:21,515 --> 00:10:25,315 bandit in the world, wish to join forces with you. 195 00:10:25,515 --> 00:10:29,355 Who is this who call himself the greatest bandit in the world? 196 00:10:29,555 --> 00:10:35,717 Who is this who asks who is this who names himself who is this, 197 00:10:35,917 --> 00:10:38,762 the greatest bandit of them all? 198 00:10:40,029 --> 00:10:45,294 They call me El Diablo, also known as the bandit without a heart. 199 00:10:45,494 --> 00:10:51,606 They call me El Dolenzio, also known as the bandit without a soul. 200 00:10:51,806 --> 00:10:55,358 And they call me El Nesmito, also known as the 201 00:10:55,558 --> 00:11:00,038 bandit without no-w-without any conscience. 202 00:11:00,238 --> 00:11:06,430 And they call me El Torko, the bandit, uh... without a nickname. 203 00:11:06,630 --> 00:11:12,830 Okay, Diablo, my band of friends and I, we want to join forces with you. 204 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:16,718 We want to ride down the hills into the villages, 205 00:11:16,918 --> 00:11:19,141 right into the mouths of the guns of the villagers, 206 00:11:19,341 --> 00:11:21,773 shooting and killing and riding on the horses, 207 00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:24,997 and the federales will come screaming down the hills, looking for us. 208 00:11:25,197 --> 00:11:26,461 We'll kill 'em- 209 00:11:26,661 --> 00:11:30,637 You join forces with me? Heh heh! Ha ha ha! 210 00:11:30,837 --> 00:11:34,629 You are not worthy for shining the boots. 211 00:11:34,829 --> 00:11:37,805 Oh, yeah, we even brought our own things- 212 00:11:38,005 --> 00:11:42,076 We shall see. You will be given a series of tests. 213 00:11:42,276 --> 00:11:43,573 If you pass them, you can join our camp. 214 00:11:43,773 --> 00:11:49,134 But beware, if you fail, the last man who failed was found in a ditch. 215 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:52,278 He was shot, knifed, poisoned, and killed. 216 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:53,831 - Shot? - Knifed? 217 00:11:54,031 --> 00:11:54,800 - Poisoned? - And killed? 218 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,229 Eh heh heh heh heh. 219 00:11:57,429 --> 00:12:00,054 We've got our own self-defense too. 220 00:12:00,254 --> 00:12:01,415 - Eh, guys? - We got a little self-defense. 221 00:12:01,631 --> 00:12:02,679 We got our own self-de- ow! 222 00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:04,520 Ha ha ha! 223 00:12:04,953 --> 00:12:07,239 We got our own trouble instore- 224 00:12:07,919 --> 00:12:09,784 How did you do that? 225 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:14,076 That's very good. I didn't know you could do that. 226 00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,523 You used to play the dummy. 227 00:12:19,685 --> 00:12:22,678 The first test: the test of strength. 228 00:12:39,190 --> 00:12:40,911 Caramba! 229 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:43,461 Hey, what's going on here? 230 00:12:43,661 --> 00:12:48,045 Shh! It is the second test: a test of skill and determination. 231 00:12:48,813 --> 00:12:50,113 Draw, draw! 232 00:12:50,313 --> 00:12:52,395 Oh, careful! 233 00:13:05,954 --> 00:13:06,641 Any deuces? 234 00:13:06,841 --> 00:13:10,713 Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha! 235 00:13:13,190 --> 00:13:14,646 Go fish. 236 00:13:14,846 --> 00:13:18,244 Ha ha! No deuces. Ha ha ha! 237 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:22,149 This is the third test: a test for bravery. 238 00:13:31,905 --> 00:13:33,837 Cut the rope. Cut the rope, Mick. 239 00:13:41,739 --> 00:13:45,217 The celebration is for you, my friends. Will you join me in some wine? 240 00:13:45,417 --> 00:13:45,809 No. 241 00:13:46,009 --> 00:13:46,721 No, we don't drink wine. 242 00:13:46,921 --> 00:13:50,217 When El Diablo drinks, everybody drinks. 243 00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:51,954 Drink a lot of wine. 244 00:13:52,154 --> 00:13:55,145 A lot of wine. 245 00:13:55,345 --> 00:13:59,282 A toast to our new friends and fellow bandits. Ah! 246 00:13:59,482 --> 00:14:03,986 Toast to new friends and fellow bandits. Hey! 247 00:14:04,186 --> 00:14:04,722 A toast. 248 00:14:04,922 --> 00:14:05,522 Oh, a toast. 249 00:14:05,722 --> 00:14:07,698 A toast to, to... 250 00:14:07,898 --> 00:14:08,786 To end all this drinking. 251 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:10,690 I like that. 252 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:11,601 Ha ha! 253 00:14:11,801 --> 00:14:13,489 Yeah. 254 00:14:17,419 --> 00:14:18,927 Go find where Davy is, quick. 255 00:14:19,127 --> 00:14:20,959 I'll fetch Davy. 256 00:14:24,474 --> 00:14:26,160 Hey, where does that one go? 257 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:28,288 He goes, he goes to get some fresh air. 258 00:14:28,488 --> 00:14:29,544 But we are outside. 259 00:14:29,744 --> 00:14:31,472 Oh, yes, we're outside. 260 00:14:31,672 --> 00:14:34,224 It's, uh, it's from the wine. He needs to get the... 261 00:14:34,424 --> 00:14:40,822 Oh! Some air, eh? Ha ha ha! 262 00:14:41,022 --> 00:14:45,017 Uh, buenos dias, el guardo. Uh, como va? 263 00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:49,459 Uh, uh, yo guardero el prisonero usted of, uh, oh, party-o. 264 00:14:49,659 --> 00:14:50,716 Que? Que? 265 00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:53,739 Uh, El Diablo, uh, lots of food, uh, there's a party, 266 00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:56,331 uh, fiesta, lots of carrying-ons, uh, over the hill. 267 00:14:56,531 --> 00:14:57,939 Que? 268 00:14:58,139 --> 00:15:00,169 - Booze. - Booze! 269 00:15:02,130 --> 00:15:04,618 Oh no, no, Mr. Bandit, please, I didn't mean it, honestly. 270 00:15:04,818 --> 00:15:05,658 It was a joke, honestly. 271 00:15:05,858 --> 00:15:07,027 Davy, it's me, Peter. 272 00:15:07,227 --> 00:15:08,562 Peter who? 273 00:15:08,762 --> 00:15:09,450 Peter Tork. 274 00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:10,266 Oh, Peter! 275 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,719 - Davy! - Peter! 276 00:15:12,919 --> 00:15:13,787 Da- 277 00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:15,475 Will y- me and stop, you know, will ya? 278 00:15:15,675 --> 00:15:17,603 Oh, yes, I'll have you out in no time at all, 279 00:15:17,803 --> 00:15:19,819 and, uh, I'll, uh, uh, just as soon as I, uh. 280 00:15:20,019 --> 00:15:21,066 How do you untie a square knot? 281 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:23,721 Square knot? Um, let me se-oh yeah, yeah. 282 00:15:23,921 --> 00:15:25,809 You know the knot? Well, there's a loop underneath it. 283 00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:29,653 Peter, my finger, don't pull on my finger, will ya? 284 00:15:31,785 --> 00:15:34,845 El Dolenzio. What-what you're doing? 285 00:15:35,045 --> 00:15:39,594 I just trying to mingle. Everybody clap. 286 00:15:39,794 --> 00:15:41,632 And stick it through the side where the eight is. 287 00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,556 No, it-actually, shaped like a seven, Peter. 288 00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:46,237 No, it's the one on the left. No, that's my finger, Peter. 289 00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:49,030 Oh, I'm sorry. 290 00:15:49,230 --> 00:15:53,013 Peter's gotta have found Davy by now; let's get outta here. 291 00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,845 Um, El Dolenzio and myself, we want to thank you for the banquet, 292 00:15:57,045 --> 00:15:59,909 but, uh, the wine and everything, we need to get some air. 293 00:16:00,109 --> 00:16:02,549 Ah ha ha! Some air. 294 00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:05,097 We need to get some air. We need to get outta here. 295 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,197 Stick it through the figure eight. 296 00:16:06,397 --> 00:16:09,220 Now, do it, will you? Now underneath, you see, you see the string hanging down? 297 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:12,319 The one that's crisscrossed like a figure-well, you know, an eight. An eight. 298 00:16:12,519 --> 00:16:16,364 It's like shaped like this. An eight. You got that? Well, anyway. 299 00:16:16,564 --> 00:16:18,789 Take that and you take the loose end... Been here for twenty-five minutes! 300 00:16:18,989 --> 00:16:21,461 Andale, muchachos! Andale! 301 00:16:21,661 --> 00:16:23,005 Oh, no! Oh, no, Mr. Bandit, please don't! 302 00:16:23,205 --> 00:16:24,277 Peter, you're choking me. 303 00:16:24,477 --> 00:16:26,813 Bingo! Bango! Bango, bango, bango! 304 00:16:27,013 --> 00:16:28,060 Mr. Bandit, please don't! 305 00:16:28,260 --> 00:16:31,287 Don't what? it's Mike and Mi-I mean, it's Micky and Mike. 306 00:16:31,487 --> 00:16:33,208 - Micky and Mike who? - Micky and Mike who? 307 00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:37,105 You know Micky and Mike who. What do you say "Micky and Mike who" for? 308 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:38,429 Well, Davy did it to me. 309 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:40,078 Will you untie- 310 00:16:40,278 --> 00:16:42,502 I was trying to explain to him how to untie me. 311 00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:43,614 Well, it's very simple, man. 312 00:16:43,814 --> 00:16:45,542 You just put the loose end through the figure eight. 313 00:16:45,742 --> 00:16:46,966 That's what I was trying to tell him all this time. 314 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,661 Good, you're untied. Free now? 315 00:16:48,861 --> 00:16:49,189 Yeah. 316 00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,377 Okay. Vamonos, amigos. 317 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:52,335 - Huh? - What does that- 318 00:16:52,535 --> 00:16:53,952 What's that mean? 319 00:16:54,152 --> 00:16:55,719 It mean, it means, "Come on, guys. Let's go." 320 00:16:55,919 --> 00:16:56,872 Oh, at least it's in character. 321 00:16:57,072 --> 00:16:58,808 I can dig it. 322 00:17:01,127 --> 00:17:02,487 Let's go, let's go. Come on, Micky. 323 00:17:02,687 --> 00:17:06,470 Hey! Haltiamo, por favore! You guys ain't going nowhere. 324 00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:08,200 - What? - Fifty cents for parking. 325 00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:10,584 Fifty cents for parking? What do you mean? We're just tourists. 326 00:17:10,784 --> 00:17:14,736 Tourists? Where are your seersucker jackets, your flat shoes, your Japanese cameras? 327 00:17:14,936 --> 00:17:18,072 We are Mexican bandits. Mexican bandits. 328 00:17:18,272 --> 00:17:21,096 If you can be Mexican bandits, I can be a 329 00:17:21,296 --> 00:17:25,207 Mexican parking lot attendant. Fifty cents for parking. 330 00:17:25,407 --> 00:17:27,359 - That's something. - We can dig it. We can dig it. 331 00:17:27,559 --> 00:17:28,792 Gracias. 332 00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:30,224 See you later, guys. 333 00:17:34,124 --> 00:17:35,681 Aye. 334 00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,648 The prisoner is gone! 335 00:17:39,848 --> 00:17:40,736 I see that! 336 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,768 Those bandits, they were the musicians! 337 00:17:42,968 --> 00:17:43,527 I see that! 338 00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:46,096 After them! 339 00:17:46,296 --> 00:17:48,500 Ooh, I did not see that. 340 00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,535 Hey, Monkees, some gasoline? 341 00:17:52,735 --> 00:17:54,263 Ah. 342 00:17:54,463 --> 00:17:56,247 Davy. Oh! 343 00:17:56,447 --> 00:17:58,928 Okay. How much for the gas? 344 00:17:59,128 --> 00:18:00,897 Twenty thousand centavos for the can. 345 00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:01,608 Okay. 346 00:18:01,808 --> 00:18:03,503 Fifty thousand centavos for the gas. 347 00:18:03,703 --> 00:18:04,239 Okay. 348 00:18:04,439 --> 00:18:06,344 And forty thousand centavos for the labor? 349 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:08,487 What? What-what labor? 350 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,640 All the thinking to add it up. 351 00:18:13,276 --> 00:18:15,251 Hee! 352 00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:21,666 Ay, chihuahua! 353 00:18:21,866 --> 00:18:24,151 I bring news from El Diablo for you. 354 00:18:24,351 --> 00:18:25,152 Who, me? 355 00:18:25,352 --> 00:18:27,024 For you! 356 00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:31,639 Uh, what does it say? Mike, El Di-El Diablo. 357 00:18:31,839 --> 00:18:34,823 "I, El Diablo challenge the musician who 358 00:18:35,023 --> 00:18:38,455 claimed to be El Dolenzio to a duel of honor." 359 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:44,863 Oh! And, uh, ah, the place is the center of town. The time, high noon. 360 00:18:45,063 --> 00:18:47,399 "Ya se cayo". 361 00:18:47,599 --> 00:18:48,959 It's high noon. Listen. 362 00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:51,177 If there's heavy traffic, can we make it twelve fifteen? 363 00:18:51,377 --> 00:18:52,903 High noon. Wah! 364 00:18:53,103 --> 00:18:56,815 Look, man. Y-y-you've been challenged. What're you gonna do? 365 00:18:57,015 --> 00:18:57,943 What am I gonna do? 366 00:18:58,143 --> 00:19:00,046 Micky Dolenz in a challenge? What do you think I'll do? 367 00:19:00,246 --> 00:19:01,319 - You're gonna split. - Right! 369 00:19:01,518 --> 00:19:02,720 Yeah. 370 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:06,567 No. No, please. If you leave, he will punish the entire town. 371 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,527 Baby, if I don't leave, he gonna punish my entire body. 372 00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:13,108 Oh, no, please. 373 00:19:13,308 --> 00:19:14,063 Are you scared? 374 00:19:14,263 --> 00:19:16,174 No, I'm not scared. I welcome this duel. 375 00:19:16,374 --> 00:19:20,118 Symbol of good against the symbol of evil, and I know I'm gonna be the victor. 376 00:19:20,318 --> 00:19:21,750 Because the symbol of good always wins? 377 00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:24,143 No, because the lead in a television series always wins. 378 00:19:24,343 --> 00:19:25,863 Alright, get me my lucky holster. 379 00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:27,871 Lucky holster. Which one's your lucky holster? 380 00:19:28,071 --> 00:19:31,118 - The one with a gun in it. - The one with a gun in it. 381 00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:32,831 Lucky holster. 382 00:19:33,031 --> 00:19:34,094 Get me my lucky forty-five. 383 00:19:34,294 --> 00:19:37,974 A lucky forty-five. Here's a lucky forty-five. Here we go. 384 00:19:38,174 --> 00:19:42,063 Alright. Get me my lucky thirty-eight. 385 00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,631 Lucky thirty-eight. He's got it. 386 00:19:43,831 --> 00:19:46,238 Alright, now get me my three lucky forty hoberseebers. 387 00:19:46,438 --> 00:19:50,681 Three lucky forty hobers. Sober reeb. Okay. I can dig it. Yeah. 388 00:19:50,881 --> 00:19:51,600 - Alright. - Over the top. 389 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:54,448 Hoberseeber. Can you reeba sack. Rober. 390 00:19:54,648 --> 00:20:00,879 Alright, guys. Ready to meet El Diablo. Just one more thing, guys. 391 00:20:01,079 --> 00:20:01,712 What's that? 392 00:20:01,912 --> 00:20:04,256 Can you carry me to the street? 393 00:20:42,624 --> 00:20:45,999 So, gringo, you have decide to show up. 394 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:50,014 That's right. I showed up for the showdown. 395 00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,519 Wish I didn't have to be here, El Diablo. 396 00:20:54,719 --> 00:20:57,695 I hate killing. I hate harming any living creature. 397 00:20:57,895 --> 00:21:01,169 Then how come you got forty-three notches in your gun? 398 00:21:01,369 --> 00:21:02,640 I make exceptions. 399 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:07,111 You don't stand a chance, gringo. I have killed many hombres at high noon. 400 00:21:07,311 --> 00:21:09,072 Why do you always pick high noon for your dates? 401 00:21:09,272 --> 00:21:11,711 I'm working on a tan. 402 00:21:17,332 --> 00:21:18,919 I'm going to count to three, gringo. 403 00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:20,551 Right. Three. 404 00:21:20,751 --> 00:21:24,361 One. Two. 405 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:34,063 Three. 406 00:21:34,263 --> 00:21:38,607 Eh, you missed! Blabla! Yeah, you missed! Wah, you missed! You missed! 407 00:21:39,657 --> 00:21:43,759 Just a loud mouth Yankee I went down to Mexico 408 00:21:44,878 --> 00:21:49,134 I didn't have much time to spend, about a week or so 409 00:21:50,357 --> 00:21:54,548 There I lightly took advantage of a girl who loved me so 410 00:21:56,613 --> 00:22:04,389 But I found myself a-thinkin' when the time had come to go 411 00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:15,904 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? I should be on that train and gone 412 00:22:17,374 --> 00:22:20,665 I should be ridin' on that train to San Antone 413 00:22:22,828 --> 00:22:25,405 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 414 00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:32,259 She took me to the garden just for a little walk 415 00:22:34,202 --> 00:22:38,643 I didn't know much Spanish and there was no time for talk 416 00:22:39,696 --> 00:22:43,864 Then she told me that she loved me not with words but with a kiss 417 00:22:46,585 --> 00:22:48,589 And like a fool I kept on thinkin' 418 00:22:48,789 --> 00:22:54,161 of a train I could not miss 419 00:22:58,065 --> 00:23:00,994 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 420 00:23:02,351 --> 00:23:05,248 should be on that train and gone 421 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:10,431 I should be ridin' on that train to San Antone 422 00:23:12,389 --> 00:23:15,333 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 423 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:23,438 Well, it's been a year or so, and I want to go back again 424 00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:28,925 And if I get the money, well, I'll ride the same old train 425 00:23:29,125 --> 00:23:35,017 But I guess your chances come but once and boy I sure missed mine 426 00:23:36,393 --> 00:23:44,585 And still I can't stop thinkin' when I hear some whistle cryin' 427 00:23:48,217 --> 00:23:52,225 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 428 00:23:52,425 --> 00:23:55,897 should be on that train and gone 429 00:23:57,170 --> 00:24:00,464 I should be ridin' on that train to San Antone 430 00:24:02,343 --> 00:24:05,287 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 431 00:24:06,818 --> 00:24:10,202 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 432 00:24:11,633 --> 00:24:14,312 should be on that train and gone 433 00:24:15,557 --> 00:24:18,886 I should be ridin' on that train to San Antone 434 00:24:20,551 --> 00:24:23,496 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 435 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,592 What am I doin' hangin' 'round? 33767

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