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When are the makeup artists arriving?
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There's traffic on the
way to the airport.
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Traffic is the worst possible news.
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It's gonna be fine.
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Where's my money?
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I can't believe you never
heard of Trader Joe's.
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Wait until you see TJ Maxx.
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I can't believe I'm
standing in front of you.
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I'm just... just a big fan...
Your movie changed my life.
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Yes, mine too.
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And thank you in advance
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for making my visions come to life.
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Tico, what did you buy? Let me see.
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Ooh! You got the horseradish hummus.
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That makes my throat just burn.
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And ginger snaps! Oh! I love these.
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Before I met Tico, a
cookie was just a cookie,
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but then he said, "Try a ginger snap".
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Oh...
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Have you ever had one?
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Ginger snap? No.
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Mmm.
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Finish it.
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Mmm.
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Follow me to the set.
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Um, there's been a change.
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Um... But, uh, bueno, she has
a good makeup station for you.
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Oh...
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You are the devil, I am not...
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Tico, will you please sit
down. You're in my shot.
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Now, young lady, you are a stand-in.
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Oh, my God! Stop acting!
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Now, who's this?
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- Oh, my goodness.
- I'm sorry.
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Yes, get out of my shot!
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Oh, my God.
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What... what is going on here?
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Anne Hathaway?
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Yes. Uh, when do we wrap?
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I have a Princess
Diaries party to go to.
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Anne Hathaway, please stop
talking to the makeup artist
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and get off book!
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I could get off book
if I had the script.
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Well, who has the script?
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We can't lose it, we only have one,
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and don't you dare make
me go to Kinko's again.
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Makeup artist, when would be a good time
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for you to start working
on Anne Hathaway?
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Excuse, Ms. Nova, but I think
she's not Anne Hathaway.
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Don't you think I know that?
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This is my best friend
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and mortal enemy, Jacqueline Webster.
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I couldn't get Anne
Hathaway to play Sara,
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so I got Jacqueline to play
Anne Hathaway playing Sara.
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And why couldn't
Jacqueline just play Sara?
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Because they needed somebody famous
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to do the late-night talk shows.
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A star for the posters,
they needed a name.
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Okay.
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- Well, get to work, everyone!
- Yes.
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Uh-huh.
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It's been ten minutes.
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Where the hell is my car?
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Don't you know who I
am? I'm Anne Hathaway.
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Cut! For the love of God,
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the character's name is Sara.
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But you want to convince people
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that Hathaway's playing her, don't you?
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So, that is her fumbling her line.
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Think, Bianca. Think!
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Then I suppose we've got it.
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All right, everyone, let's
take a quick 38-minute break.
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- Beep beep.
- Beep beep.
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Hello.
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I'm with my cousin,
my Espooky-ass cousin,
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and he is putting some makeup on me
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like Marilyn Manson or whatever.
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Anyway, see you. Ciao.
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Listen, listen. Now, for the next take,
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when I yell "action",
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can you make her teeth fall off
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and fangs grow in instantly?
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I told her about all the
cool stuff that you do,
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you know, like the exorcism
and the cool sea monster.
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Ah!
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I'm sorry, the thing
is that I'm afraid...
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that I don't have my team here.
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Please, please, please,
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don't show me people that I don't know
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when I am in the middle of a project.
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Now I don't know who is
who, and I'm so confused,
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I just want to jump out the window!
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No, no, no. Bianca, no.
Please... the movie.
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You're right. I cannot let
this boy ruin my project.
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You have to imagine what she would do.
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Sometimes, if I can't park a car,
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I just close my eyes and I think,
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"If this car could park
itself, what would it do?"
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One more thing, one more thing. Um...
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how would we get the car in here?
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I don't think we can get a car in here.
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Listen, boy, if we could
get Anne Hathaway,
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we could get a car in here.
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Mm-hmm. Hm, hm.
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Huh?
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- Ms. Bianca.
- Yes?
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Would you like to see the teeth?
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- Yes, I would!
- Ready and action!
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No, no, that is not how I pictured it.
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Do I have to tell you my thoughts
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in order for you to know what they are?
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Ms. Nova?
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- What?
- I have something to tell you.
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Your movie, "The Woman with No Eye",
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- just changed my life...
- I do not have time
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to be burdened with your feelings.
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I am in the middle of a major project.
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I have three pages to
shoot in only four days.
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Now please, get back to work, Reynaldo.
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Excuse me. Actually, it's Renaldo.
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No... it's Reynaldo with a "y".
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My name is Renaldo.
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What the hell kind of
a name is that? Please.
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Tico. Oh, Tico, have you
come up with an ending yet?
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So, that's your idol, huh?
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I bet you didn't know she
became such a monster on set.
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They don't put that in the posters.
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But they should.
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Look, kid... I'm not Anne Hathaway.
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I know.
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I'm actually an old friend of Bianca's.
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I worked with her back in the day.
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I know her well.
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Let me let you in on a little secret.
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The Bianca Nova you know,
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the iconic director that
changed your life...
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she was a group effort.
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It took an army to
execute her brilliance.
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An army of faceless little helpers
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that made it happen.
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You have to ask yourself:
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do you want to be a gear
in the Bianca machine?
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Or do you want to go off
and make your own thing?
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I think you should do your own thing.
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I will.
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- What are you doing?
- Ms. Nova,
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my best friend is just getting married,
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and I am here just living
someone's else dream,
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so I'm going back to do my
own spooks with my friends.
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- Thank you.
- What?
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Listen, uh, I have to quit, too,
because I need to go park cars.
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I'm sorry, but you can still
use this to keep shooting.
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So, that's how it is? Everyone
is deserting "Beep Beep Awoo".
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That is the name of the movie.
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Not me, Bianca.
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You're the worst nightmare
I can possibly imagine,
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but goddammit, when we're good...
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- we're great.
- Goddamn you, Jacqueline...
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Let's make some magic.
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How the fuck am I gonna get
these bitches outta my house?
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Well, now off to India.
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You won't believe the things
those people will sign
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for the distant hope of quick cash.
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Okay.
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