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You really proved me wrong.
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You fit perfectly into
my solid lead bikini.
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And it looks great on you.
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I can't believe you
thought it wouldn't fit.
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I'm your reflection. We're the same size.
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Gosh, it is such a gorgeous day.
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And I bet the water is so warm.
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Oh my god, wait!
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I have an idea. You should jump in!
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Ah! I'll take a Boomerang!
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For the Embassy account?
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Duh! I'll tag you and everything.
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Okay!
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One...
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two...
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-...three.
-Ciao!
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Ciao, bitch.
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LOS ESPOOKYS
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I'm worried about you.
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-Oh yeah, Tati?
-My husband and I...
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gosh, I love the sound of that,
my husband.
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We were talking while
he was asleep, and
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we're concerned that everyone
is finding a husband except you.
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And let's face it, sister,
your looks won't last forever.
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I was thinking of setting you up
with one of Juan Carlos's friends.
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I don't like men.
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Ursula, no one likes men, but
everybody needs a husband.
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Just think about it.
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Okay, Tati.
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-Okay, let's play again.
-Sure.
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-Time me this time.
-Okay, ready?
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Yes.
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Good thing we won a lot of money today.
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You found a lot of money.
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No, Ursula, we won a lot of money...
together.
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Can I have some change to pay
the bathroom fee?
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Thank you.
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I love it.
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Can you take a photo of me?
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-No.
-Please!
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You're gonna have a great time.
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Get to spend some time with
the family, meet your cousins.
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I'll show you around, show you where
I used to go when I was a kid.
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-Where I learned how to park.
-Why won't you look at me?
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What?
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You don't have the decency
to look your own daughter in the eyes.
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No, I have to keep my eyes on the road.
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So I have to lay on
the road and risk my own life
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to get a little bit of
love from my father?
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No!
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Okay...
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I'm looking at you.
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Sorry!
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Are you okay?
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I want to go to Niagara Falls.
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-What?
-I said how long
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until we get to Niagara Falls?
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Sweetie, that's the other direction.
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Niagara Falls. Okay?
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Niagara Falls. Okay.
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So what's happening is all
the kids are obsessed
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with this little cartoon monster
named Baxter.
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Baxter.
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They don't want to listen to me,
pay attention, or do their homework.
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They put mirrors under the girls' skirts,
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and send each other
vulgar messages on Yipi!
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So, what I want you to do is
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come up with a monster that
sets a good example for them.
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A monster that obeys the teacher,
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that... arrives early to class, and never
forgets their poster board.
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Well, we could start by making like a...
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Yeah, shhh.
I think, for example, I arrive one day
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and say, "Look, kids,
I found this giant egg outside.
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Looks like it could be
something interesting."
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-I want to decorate the egg.
-I already decorated it.
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-The egg she just made up?
-Yes.
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-Who gave you permission to do that?
-Guys, please. That's enough.
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Let's pay attention to our client.
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What could we name this monster?
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-Bibi's?
-Bibis?
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Yes... It's just an idea.
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Bibi's. Why not?
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Umm, sorry, but it should
have an apostrophe
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like McDonald's or Wendy's.
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-That looks cool.
-Great.
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But then one day, Bibi's disobeys
me by speaking out of turn,
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biting the forbidden fruit.
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His lungs will begin to fill with liquid.
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While Bibi's gasps for air,
clinging on for dear life,
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the children will cry,
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but they'll understand that Bibi's
is paying a divine punishment,
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that this is what happens when
you disobey the professor.
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Wait. You want all of this
to happen in one day?
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Yes.
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But how do you expect us to make the kids
form an emotional connection to Bibi's
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in such a short period of time?
It would take weeks to do that.
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That voice...
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That little...
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irritating, contrarian voice.
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I know you...
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Double L.
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A... B... C... D...
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E... F... G... H... I...
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J... K... L... LL...
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Double L? It's the same letter but twice?
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That's not a letter.
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-Yes, it is.
-Why?
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Because it just is.
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-That doesn't make sense.
-Oh no?
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That's what the dictionary says,
little girl.
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Well, then, we have
to change the dictionary
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so that it actually makes sense.
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I'd love to see you take this up with
the Royal Spanish Academy.
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Who dare question
the Royal Spanish Academy?
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Double L doesn't make sense
as its own letter
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because it's the prior letter twice.
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It does make sense...
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because it does!
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You think you can argue with
an institution like ours?
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I... J... K...
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L... M... N... N...
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¿N? So it's just the prior letter
with a toupée?
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Don't you dare!
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Knock on the door!
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I knocked as I opened it.
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I like beauty pageants because I feel
like when people look at these women,
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they make assumptions about them
based on how they look,
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just like they do with me.
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People think they know who I am
because of how I look,
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but in reality, there is much more
to me than what I look like.
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Okay?
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I don't know why or what it means, but
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I've been seeing visions of Karina,
Nuestra Belleza Latina.
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Pony says that it's a trapped dream
and that I should sleep so that...
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So the runaway dream
can get back in your head.
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Obviously.
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I have something that might help.
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I store a few pills here. Let's see...
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This one is in case your shadow escapes.
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This one is for when you get
a headache after
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seeing through a lot of crows' eyes
at the same time.
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And this one...
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this one is for sleeping.
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But Renaldo, there is a caveat.
Look at me.
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Whatever happens,
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you can't sleep in your bad because
that's where I sleep.
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Actually, I've been meaning
to talk to you about that.
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My Uncle Tico and cousin Sonia are coming.
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We're gonna have to give
Uncle Tico the bed because,
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well, he's older and has back issues.
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Renaldo,
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I don't feel comfortable with you bringing
strangers you met online to your house.
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They're not strangers. It's my Uncle Tico.
You've met him.
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I'm sorry to have to tell you this.
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I know this is going to be
devastating news for you, but
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I can't keep living here
under these conditions.
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I'm sorry, but I have to start
thinking about my own needs.
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So...
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Goodbye.
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Okay.
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Good luck with everything.
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Okay, I can't leave because that
woman is still out there.
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Renaldo, my son, I need to talk to you.
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Remember to misbehave.
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My friend has a daughter.
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I'm not going to sleep with her, thanks.
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No, it's not about that.
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My friend's daughter is an
expert in office dynamics.
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She's very smart, but she's
out of work right now.
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I told her about Los Espookys
and said you might need her help.
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Thanks, but we actually don't
need help like that right now.
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Don't make me look bad, Renaldo.
I already told her you'd hire her.
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Not right now, Mom, seriously.
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Be considerate and have some
compassion for the daughter
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of the woman I sometimes
run into at the hair salon.
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Okay, fine. I'll call her.
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Thank you, my son.
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Andrés, what's up?
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-Welcome to your new home.
-Enough!
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Come in.
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At what time do they serve breakfast?
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Wait, what happened to your house?
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Look, I gotta show you the pool.
It's at the perfect temperature right now.
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-Come!
-But...
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-Hi!
-Andrés, that's Tichi.
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Excuse me.
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And this is the pool.
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Who is Tichi?
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My roommate.
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Hey, Nico!
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Can you spot me some toothpaste?
I'm out.
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Toothpaste? Martin has some!
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-Thank you.
You're welcome.
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-That's Kiwi.
-And Kiwi also... lives here?
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Yeah, we live together.
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We share the apartment
and split the rent.
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I guess you can stay in Tati's room.
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Thanks, Ursula.
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And I can carry my own suitcase, thanks.
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Yes, you can.
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More carrots?
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Yeah, you know...
just staying healthy for you.
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And well, who is Mónica Martínez?
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Mónica Martínez
is licensed in communications
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from the National University.
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She has more than
three years of experience.
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Mónica Martínez is a daughter,
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a niece, but most importantly, a cousin.
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Her strengths are...
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I'm sorry, can you go back
to the cousin part?
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-Yes, of course.
-Tati, she can just send it to you later.
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Oh yeah,
I can send it to you through Yipi!
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So, as I was saying...
her strengths are...
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improving labor dynamics,
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expert marketing skills,
and client problem solving.
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Her weaknesses are...
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whipped cream.
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And well, who are Los Espookys?
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Get her out of our lives now.
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You guys are so artsy!
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I love it!
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How do you come up with all this stuff?
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I don't know how to say this,
but you guys are...
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so dark, so weird, and artsy.
I love it!
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He wants to tell you something.
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Yeah, that's actually what I wanted
to talk to you about...
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Excuse me. I want to take a moment
to thank you for this opportunity.
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This really means a lot
to me and my family.
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I feel like my career
is finally taking off.
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Thank you so much.
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Andrés, it is I, the shadow of the water,
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Water's Shadow. I am a dark spirit...
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay, I have just
one of those names and faces
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that people forget,
so I always reintroduce myself.
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Anyway, I just wanted to let you
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know that I'm quitting.
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What? But then who will be the parasitic
demon that lives inside of me?
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Hearing this girl Mónica
talk about careers has
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made me realize that
I want to focus on mine.
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There are so many holes in my resume.
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I graduated school 500 years ago,
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and then, nothing.
So I want to get an internship.
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But why an internship and not a job?
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Because there's no better way
to be respected and
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show your value than to work for free.
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Well, I guess I'll have to make due
without my parasitic demon.
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As you can see from my resume...
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We're at the beach!
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We're celebrating Lolo's birthday!
Lolo, I love you!
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-I'm having such a good time!
-Tutu! My office, now!
252
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:40,630
Hi!
253
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,048
Tutu, what is this?
254
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,051
I can't understand a word you're saying.
255
00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,678
You're making America look insane.
256
00:14:46,762 --> 00:14:49,389
Why is your English so weird?
257
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,557
Say something.
258
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:54,018
Okay, so what happened is I came
to the embassy to apply for a visa,
259
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:57,105
and in the waiting room I met Krissy
and JJ and the other girls.
260
00:14:57,189 --> 00:14:59,523
We really hit it off
despite the language barrier.
261
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:02,819
Then you came out and gave me
a bunch of clothes to return,
262
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:04,154
and that's how I came to stay.
263
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:09,493
Krissy, Tiff, JJ,
why does she sound like that?
264
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,411
Have you been covering
for her this whole time?
265
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,747
We just really clicked with her.
266
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,207
She's become part of the family here.
267
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,668
Let Tutu stay.
268
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,295
Let Tutu stay!
269
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:21,921
Let Tutu stay!
270
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:23,298
-Let Tutu stay!
-No!
271
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,385
Tutu, you're fired.
272
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:27,552
Okay.
273
00:15:28,387 --> 00:15:30,513
-It's okay. It's okay.
-Go!
274
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,641
Never trust a white Latina.
275
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,854
I guess you're hired.
276
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,275
So, do you speak English?
277
00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:45,236
That's good enough.
278
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:50,324
So, this is, uh, this is it.
Niagara Falls.
279
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,955
This is Niagara Falls?
280
00:15:58,833 --> 00:15:59,793
Okay.
281
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:09,468
Okay. Take my picture.
282
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:16,185
"Running five minutes late.
283
00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:18,769
So sorry."
284
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:19,937
Okay, you try.
285
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:21,690
Running...
286
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:23,734
Running...
287
00:16:24,276 --> 00:16:27,486
I am running...
288
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:31,407
So sorry.
289
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,203
Yeah! Good job.
290
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,706
Okay, now let's practice
more common English phrases.
291
00:16:37,788 --> 00:16:38,789
Like...
292
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,794
"Oh! This is so cute!
293
00:16:43,587 --> 00:16:45,422
Where did you get it from?"
294
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,466
"But I have the receipt
295
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,843
and 30 days to return it."
296
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:52,846
I...
297
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:54,556
have...
298
00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,390
to return...
299
00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,435
To return!
300
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,938
Okay, maybe that's
too much for right now.
301
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,899
Let's stick to more simple
common English phrases.
302
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:07,027
"I am in the room."
303
00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:10,488
"The book is on the table."
304
00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,283
Hey, what's up?
305
00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:16,453
Yeah, I'm in the room.
The book is on the table.
306
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:29,091
What's up?
307
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:32,177
Where are you? You're late.
308
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:33,427
We have to get you in the egg.
309
00:17:36,390 --> 00:17:37,933
Fuck, I overslept!
310
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,101
I took one of Andrés's sleeping pills.
311
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:41,478
I'm on my way.
312
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,604
Damn, damn, damn!
313
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:46,400
Next.
314
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:47,943
45.
315
00:17:48,359 --> 00:17:50,320
-How much?
-45.
316
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,404
Very good.
317
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,285
-Seven times seven?
-49.
318
00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,953
-Louder!
-49!
319
00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:06,878
The egg is moving!
320
00:18:06,962 --> 00:18:08,005
Look! It's moving.
321
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:12,300
Well, let's pay attention.
It might be something interesting.
322
00:18:17,598 --> 00:18:20,182
I'm Bibi's!
323
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,939
And I love school!
324
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:32,237
I'm always ready to learn because
I always do my homework.
325
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:38,159
I never have to borrow a pencil because
I always come well prepared.
326
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,745
I never interrupt class
to go to the bathroom
327
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:44,291
because if I have to go, I just hold it.
328
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:50,172
I'm Bibi's, and I always write my name
in big letters
329
00:18:50,255 --> 00:18:54,927
because if I don't, how is the professor
gonna know I'm Bibi's?
330
00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,178
Bibi's.
331
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,519
Let's review the division formula.
332
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:08,397
How many times does five fit into ten?
333
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:10,691
I asked him.
334
00:19:10,776 --> 00:19:11,860
-Two.
-Professor?
335
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,403
-Two. Very good.
-Professor?
336
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,490
-Bibi's?
-Sorry, can I go to the bathroom?
337
00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:19,117
I can't hold it any longer.
338
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:21,661
I could've gone earlier but chose not to.
339
00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:27,083
What's wrong?
340
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,001
Bibi's?
341
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:32,464
Oh no, Bibi-lung's.
342
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:36,467
It could be internal bleeding.
343
00:19:36,551 --> 00:19:38,178
Do you feel okay, Bibi's?
344
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:39,929
No, it hurts a lot!
345
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:43,808
I should've never disobeyed
the professor.
346
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,270
See, that's what happens, Bibi's.
347
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,939
That's what happens when you
disobey the professor.
348
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:55,778
Bibi's! Bib's! What's happening?
Bibi's! Bibi's!
349
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,287
It's you.
350
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:05,162
Again.
351
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,292
No, talk to me!
352
00:20:20,803 --> 00:20:22,306
Hey, Renaldo.
353
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,641
Sorry, if it's loud.
I'm at the movies.
354
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:29,437
Pony, I saw Karina again, even
after taking Andrés's sleeping pill.
355
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,022
I slept well all night.
356
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,233
Well then, it's not a runaway dream.
357
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:35,359
Are you serious? What do I do now?
358
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,113
I don't know, Renaldo,
light a candle for her or something.
359
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:40,156
I'm trying to watch a movie.
360
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,910
Pony, please, I need your help.
361
00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:45,746
Oh no, Mufasa died in a stampede.
362
00:20:45,828 --> 00:20:47,914
Poor Simba, without a dad.
363
00:20:47,998 --> 00:20:49,917
Well, obviously now he's going
to be king,
364
00:20:52,169 --> 00:20:53,795
unless...
365
00:20:53,878 --> 00:20:55,004
I have to go.
366
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,297
Okay, but...
367
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,260
I knew Bibi's wasn't real.
368
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,346
I'm sure, Tati.
369
00:21:05,474 --> 00:21:09,895
I'm glad you're finally making an effort
to meet Juan Carlos's friends.
370
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,396
Well, now they're my friends, too.
371
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,441
They're very sophisticated people.
372
00:21:14,523 --> 00:21:16,651
All of them earn points
at the supermarket.
373
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:20,906
You might have a hard time keeping up.
374
00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:29,790
Tati, do you see that?
375
00:21:36,839 --> 00:21:39,006
Oh, yeah. That's so funny.
376
00:21:39,091 --> 00:21:40,926
Women are so stupid.
377
00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,430
Nico, this is over.
378
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:47,348
What's over?
You don't like the restaurant?
379
00:21:47,432 --> 00:21:50,226
-Do you want to go somewhere else?
-No, I don't want to go somewhere else.
380
00:21:50,310 --> 00:21:51,852
I also don't want to keep
being your boyfriend.
381
00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:56,232
Look, we're very different people.
I am Andrés Valdez,
382
00:21:56,316 --> 00:22:00,361
and you, well, you live
with Tichi and Pollito and...
383
00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,155
-and...
-And Kiwi.
384
00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,448
Kiwi, yeah.
385
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:06,909
Look, you're very sweet, but you spend
your time working as a waiter
386
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:10,163
and making big paintings of Mickey
Mouse's glove giving the middle finger.
387
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:14,918
Well, I know I don't make much money,
but what I earn I try to share with you.
388
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:17,671
Also, I let you stay at my place.
389
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:19,089
You don't even wash the dishes.
390
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,841
Nobody washes the dishes
at your place.
391
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,927
You're very sweet, but what I need
392
00:22:24,011 --> 00:22:26,971
is someone with lots of money
who puts me in a golden cage.
393
00:22:28,974 --> 00:22:29,933
I understand.
394
00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:35,271
-Nico?
-Yeah?
395
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,647
What just happened here?
396
00:22:37,608 --> 00:22:38,691
Where?
397
00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,736
Here, in this conversation, Nico.
398
00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:44,238
You're leaving me for a guy
with a gold cage.
399
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,867
No, between you and me, between us.
What happened?
400
00:22:48,994 --> 00:22:51,287
-You're breaking up with me.
-Yes.
401
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:52,997
-Yes.
-Yeah.
402
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:54,166
Yeah.
403
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,918
Well, good luck with everything.
404
00:22:57,001 --> 00:22:58,252
You too.
405
00:23:00,464 --> 00:23:02,465
Careful because when he's done with his
burger, he's gonna go after yours, dude!
406
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,970
Ursula, I want to introduce you
to someone very special.
407
00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,849
Wow. Look at how gorgeous you are.
408
00:23:12,226 --> 00:23:16,270
-What?
-Please take a seat, baby.
409
00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:20,275
-This is the guy you want me to marry?
-Yes.
410
00:23:20,359 --> 00:23:22,361
I told you I'm not interested.
411
00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:24,904
Besides, isn't that your girlfriend?
412
00:23:26,948 --> 00:23:29,993
She knows I'm too much of a man
for just one girl.
413
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:31,995
How disgusting,
414
00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,374
but I guess that's the society we live in.
415
00:23:35,457 --> 00:23:38,752
Men see women like objects,
416
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:42,714
just like those awful silhouettes
all over the city.
417
00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:46,134
For your information, my daddy
invented those silhouettes
418
00:23:46,217 --> 00:23:51,056
as part of the campaign strategy to get
our beautiful president reelected.
419
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:54,977
That is the most horrible, upsetting,
and troubling thing about that man's
420
00:23:55,059 --> 00:23:57,896
already horrible
and upsetting presidency.
421
00:23:57,979 --> 00:24:00,732
But you know what?
He won't get reelected because
422
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:04,653
women aren't going to vote for a man
who objectifies them like that.
423
00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:09,867
Actually, people love the silhouettes,
especially women.
424
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,451
It's aspirational.
425
00:24:12,411 --> 00:24:14,120
I with my hair looked like that.
426
00:24:14,580 --> 00:24:16,455
Do you hear yourself?
427
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:17,790
Ursula, please.
428
00:24:17,875 --> 00:24:20,210
These aren't topics
we discuss on the terrace.
429
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:22,211
We don't talk
about politics amongst friends,
430
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:26,967
especially because my husband just started
advising for the president's campaign.
431
00:24:27,050 --> 00:24:28,343
Congratulations.
432
00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:30,721
Please forgive Ursula.
433
00:24:30,803 --> 00:24:33,056
She's not used to these types
of gatherings.
434
00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,266
She doesn't even know
how to make gazpacho.
435
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:43,274
The president won't get reelected.
436
00:24:46,069 --> 00:24:47,821
I'll make sure of it.
437
00:24:48,655 --> 00:24:49,822
Goodbye, Ursula.
438
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:51,908
I'm sorry things didn't
work out with Johnny,
439
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:54,912
but I'm glad you got to see
the world I now belong to.
440
00:24:56,329 --> 00:24:58,748
-Everyone finally respects me.
-Yeah.
441
00:24:59,583 --> 00:25:02,252
Well... Goodbye, Tati.
442
00:25:02,335 --> 00:25:03,419
Take care.
443
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:10,761
Being married to Tati has been such
a nice change of pace,
444
00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:15,474
a vacation from the stresses
of my relationship with Andrés.
445
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,645
With Tati, every day
is a little adventure.
446
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:22,688
I never knew what she's
going to come up with next.
447
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:28,237
Look. Isn't that right, Tati?
448
00:25:33,950 --> 00:25:34,909
What's going on, man?
449
00:25:38,497 --> 00:25:39,790
What is this?
450
00:25:42,291 --> 00:25:47,129
Well, I've been buying large carrots,
cutting them in half longways,
451
00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:49,466
scooping out the insides
to hollow them out,
452
00:25:49,549 --> 00:25:51,592
and filling them
with my favorite sweets.
453
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:58,225
So, what you see is your wife
being healthy, eating carrots,
454
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:02,353
but in reality, I'm indulging in
the world's most delectable sweets
455
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:05,398
hidden inside what you think
is a regular carrot,
456
00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:08,902
but it isn't because, like I said,
it's merely a little disguise
457
00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:13,448
for donuts, cakes, Nutella, ice cream,
cookies, and candies.
458
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:20,079
Anyways,
let's just forget all about this.
459
00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:22,623
Forgive me, my love.
460
00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:24,126
Tati. Tati, no!
461
00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:25,251
No! No!
462
00:26:25,335 --> 00:26:27,837
Tati, no! No! I want a divorce.
463
00:26:31,341 --> 00:26:32,300
What's wrong with you?
464
00:26:38,432 --> 00:26:40,809
-No! No! No!
-Let me!
465
00:27:06,335 --> 00:27:07,294
What the?
466
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:08,962
No fucking way!
467
00:27:10,172 --> 00:27:12,257
-Hello, cousin.
-What the fuck?
468
00:27:12,341 --> 00:27:14,092
Now, get the fuck outta my room.
469
00:27:14,635 --> 00:27:18,137
Cousin, don't you think you'd be
better off in my sister's room?
470
00:27:18,221 --> 00:27:20,264
You think I'm some fucking lesbian?
471
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,643
No. Go.
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