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Give him up.
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I'll never betray
the man I love.
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Even after he
disgraced your family?
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On a podcast!
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He shot my friend.
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Now tell me where he is.
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I'm an ER Nurse.
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You'll have to kill me, bitch.
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I was hoping you'd say that.
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Get out of our house, clown.
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You don't wanna do this.
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Try me.
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Uh, fuck.
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Bravo! Threatening children.
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It's certainly a new color of
heroism for the Bat family.
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I'm not in the Bat
family anymore.
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Hope my favorite
patient's hungry.
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Three pillows?
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Come on, LeAnne.
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That is some shabby service.
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I said I'd call you
when I'm discharged.
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I thought maybe your
phone was stolen.
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Medical facilities are
infamous for electronics theft.
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I asked for space to adjust to
being paralyzed from the waist down
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and you keep filling my
room with casseroles.
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Who do you think
washes all these?
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I assume LeAnne. Not like
she's doing anything else.
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Dude, I only have four
minutes before shift change
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to hack into the billing system.
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So, thanks for stopping by.
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I think she's on her period.
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Oh, Fates, release your grasp.
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Take me instead.
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When I find the monster
responsible for shooting my Babsy,
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these old tuna cans are going
to tear him limb from limb,
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eat the very flesh
from his bones,
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then make a soothing
broth with his carcass
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to use as a base in stews.
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Then I'm going to learn
how to make a stew.
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Look, I totally feel you,
and I wish I could help,
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but I'm taking some me
time away from hero-ing.
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My first time was in the back
of my mom's station wagon.
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I did it with 20 other people.
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I was the only woman.
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Mine was on my wedding night.
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My husband's still mad.
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But you never forget your
first corporate takedown.
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To Ivy.
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Aw, thanks.
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But, you know, it still
feels very unresolved.
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Like... Like,
nothing's changed.
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Change?
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Honey, we're trying to get paid.
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On to more pressing topics,
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Lex's birthday party on the moon.
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You... Lex as in
Lex Luthor or...
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He's turning 40
for the 16th time.
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Guys, we just cheers-ed
to me defeating him.
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Last year, he rode in on
the back of the JFK car
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in Jackie's pink suit.
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It was so funny.
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Wait, wait, wait.
With Lex gone,
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we now have the ability
to create something new.
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Like a... Like an
all-female LOD.
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We could really do some
socially conscious evil.
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Right?
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Aw, you were serious about that?
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That's why I took the
job. To make real change.
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Ivy, you know how it works.
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We win, we lose,
we go to parties.
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It's business. Don't
make it so personal.
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Now, in honor of your big day,
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which of these sad,
flaccid businessmen
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do you wanna throw
spoiled fruit at?
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Ugh, oh.
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Is this because I lied
about killing Nightwing?
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See, I had to shoot
Batgirl to make up for it.
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Now my comeback's
double squashed.
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I have 1,000 "Joker shot Batgirl"
T-shirts sitting at the printer.
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I'm going to lose my deposit.
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Order up.
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Oh, Harley. Come on.
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We both know this
is not how I die.
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Right, this is gonna be
too quick with hyenas.
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I'm gonna lose the meat juice.
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How many times must
we do this dance?
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No, no, no. I'm just debating
the perfect way to kill you
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that won't offend my
friend who hates killing.
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I know killer's
block when I see it.
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How'd you like me to hook
jumper cables up to your 'nads?
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Jumper cables?
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You've seen too many
shitty A24 horror movies.
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- You're allergic to peanuts, right?
- Shellfish.
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If you were bad, you
would have done it by now.
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And if you were
good, I'd be in jail.
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So which is it, Harley?
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Are you good or bad?
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Maybe I'm neither.
Maybe I'm in the middle.
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You know who's in the middle?
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Normies. Uggos.
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That forgettable drip I send
my itemized receipts to.
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You want vengeance?
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Come at me, dawg.
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Oh, my business
goddess needs me.
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Damn. How did she even get
the camera to that angle?
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Another stall.
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Wait. Can I get some trail mix?
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My blood sugar is crashing.
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Fucking, what the dick?
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All these one-percenters and
butlers of one-percenters
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wouldn't know accountability if it
stopped up their golden shitters.
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Are we not still happy
that you took Lex down?
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I mean, it's never enough for
you moguls. You're insatiable.
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I didn't take him down.
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He just basically
relocated to the moon.
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Oh, oh. You know what makes me feel
better when I can't destroy my enemies?
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Dry humping in the closet.
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What are these bags?
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They're from the
EWBC lunches. Ugh!
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Those business tote-cunts.
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Is that a typo?
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You know what? I have an idea.
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Wanna be my plus-one to a
birthday party on the moon?
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Do I have time to shave my legs?
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Fuck it, yes! Rip
out Lex's fillers
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and show everyone I am a
very decisive revenger,
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not a staller.
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So, you... Wait, you
haven't killed Joker yet?
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I'm so sorry to make
your thing my thing.
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Boss Bitch Level Infinity.
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Okay, this one's kind of cute.
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No, I know. Let's bring it.
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The mother box.
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My favorite means of intergalactic
travel and body part. Wink.
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Harls, focus.
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I can't wait to see those
EWBC turncoats' faces
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when I fucking destroy
that little birthday boy.
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Ivy? Oh, you've
come to your senses.
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Yep. That's what I've done.
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And you brought
your hag. Wonderful.
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Talia al Ghul.
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We've met countless times.
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Smells like...
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corporate espionage and
Gotham Lady Perfume.
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Are we at Lex's b-day party?
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You're not a guest.
You're luggage.
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Everyone knows if you don't kill
a hostage in the first 24 days,
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it's never gonna happen.
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Ooh, good to see you, girl.
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I just had my ass done
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and if I pop a stitch, I'm
out of pocket for touch-ups.
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Love your leash.
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Did you copy it from me?
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Oh. Ooh, Harley, come
join the plus-ones.
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Ooh,
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playing a little five-card stud
with your wives' purse money?
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Well, we do
like to stir up trouble
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while our ladies talk shop.
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You know, being an evil She-EO's
plus-one is harder than it looks.
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Can't wear socks
with loafers anymore.
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Hmm. That must be a challenge for
those of you with feminine ankles.
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Wit. You are funny.
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We have been looking
for a funny plus-one.
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Any of you cucks know
where I can take a wiz?
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Girlfriend, no.
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Guests of guests aren't
allowed to use Lex's bathrooms.
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You'll need to go next door,
which requires finding a valet,
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and then take a moon
buggy, and then...
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Yeah, I'll figure it out.
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Thanks.
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So, now that you've proven
to be sound of mind,
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I'd love to let
you in on my plans
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for Lazaru and the Hot Springs.
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We're taking anti-aging science
to the brink of legality.
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Edging with the legal
system is my love language.
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Cheers!
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Still waiting on that trail mix.
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I'll take baby pretzels
at this point, Jesus.
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You're lucky I don't feed you
to the dark void of space.
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Ugh, no ladies room on the moon.
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Fucking figures.
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Help me. Harley!
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Superman?
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No. No photos.
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Okay. Do you know
where the bathroom is?
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Quick! That button turns off
the kryptonite force field.
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Uh... I don't
wanna get involved.
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What? What about the hero code?
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Okay, I am a neutral third
party these days, hello!
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Here for the free
drinks and mingling.
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Oh, and, of course, to
support my bae killing Lex
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due to their business, but also
personal strifes, you know.
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She won't be able to defeat Lex.
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He's become too powerful.
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Where's that over
the hill hosebeast?
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Welcome!
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Our gracious host, Lex Luthor, has
planned a night of treats for his 40th.
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We've got poppers,
crypto scratch-offs,
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and now, a performance
by Clayface.
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I planned to join in person,
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but those monsters at
moon customs denied
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my emotional support capybara.
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♪ Happy birth... ♪
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'Tis I! SuperLex Man.
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Okay.
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He used the ozone laser to block
the sun until I was weak enough.
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I'm the most powerful man alive.
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Then he took me prisoner,
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took my cape,
drained my powers...
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absorbed him physically
and mentally.
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And worst of all,
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- he has my hair!
- I have his hair.
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Oh, fuck. Ivy!
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Hey, what about me?
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♪ Happy Birthday ♪
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- ♪ To you ♪
- Ivy, how big of you to come.
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Sadly, the caterers
didn't plan for crashers.
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Oh, I'm not here to eat.
219
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I'm here to kill you and then
wear your skin as a trophy.
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Oh!
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How does it feel to be less
powerful than me in every way?
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You have always
underestimated me.
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I think I estimated
you accurately.
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Some light compliments,
a gorgeous PR team...
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- and you became a perfectly ineffective puppet...
- Ah!
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to warm my seat
at the LOD while I built this.
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Oh, I... I... I'll
show you who's a puppet.
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This is why I don't
do private gigs.
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I should have learned my
lesson at Cher's Easter brunch.
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I saw Tony
Robbins do this in Miami.
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Then he ate my gooch on the
sundeck for three hours.
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Ugh!
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Oh, you think this
is a party trick?
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Wake up! Don't you see
how dangerous he is?
235
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Fighting Lex at his own party?
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Such a bad look.
237
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Powerful businesswomen
take an L and move on.
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I thought you would understand
that from my mentoring.
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Lose my number and
my real number.
240
00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:22,809
Screw this. I
don't need friends.
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I... I'm a powerful
businesswoman.
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Lady trees, socially
conscious evil, splashy words.
243
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But ultimately, you
accomplish nothing.
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Nobody pins Ivy in the corner.
245
00:11:46,916 --> 00:11:48,876
I get better workouts
digesting dairy.
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This is so embarrassing.
247
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I just feel like nobody...
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Nobody takes me seriously.
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It... It's almost like you can't
change the system from the inside.
250
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,687
We both tried and
look what happened.
251
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:11,023
Wow, you really went through
it with the plus-ones, huh?
252
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,608
I actually meant the Bat family.
253
00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:13,901
Screw those narcs.
254
00:12:14,026 --> 00:12:15,903
I mean, you work so hard.
255
00:12:15,987 --> 00:12:19,741
I was basically the Bat family's
hot stepmom no one trusted.
256
00:12:19,824 --> 00:12:21,200
Well, that's bullshit.
257
00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:22,845
And by the way, you'd
be the hottest stepmom.
258
00:12:22,869 --> 00:12:25,538
Plus, you and I both know
it's the kids you can't trust.
259
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:28,166
I wonder if Princess
Ladyfingers still exists,
260
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:30,251
since, you know, we
stopped the apocalypse,
261
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:32,420
and, like, changed the
whole course of history.
262
00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:33,963
We did do that, didn't we?
263
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,008
You know what? Fuck it.
264
00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,841
We are so powerful.
265
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,760
Even if none of these
assholes can see it,
266
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,344
we're gonna show them anyway.
267
00:12:40,428 --> 00:12:42,573
Oh, I miss seeing that
destructive glimmer in your eye.
268
00:12:42,597 --> 00:12:43,765
Let's do this!
269
00:12:43,890 --> 00:12:45,975
For our daughter, who
may or may not exist
270
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:47,518
and may or may not
try to kill us.
271
00:12:47,602 --> 00:12:48,770
But wait, what are we doing?
272
00:12:48,895 --> 00:12:51,105
We're gonna make the
world a better place.
273
00:12:51,230 --> 00:12:53,941
Now, let's go find
that dumb ozone laser.
274
00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:04,577
Gotcha, bitch. Gotcha, bitch.
275
00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,997
Jeffrey, you are a trip.
276
00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,166
It's funny 'cause I
don't even eat cake.
277
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,502
Seriously, someone take this...
278
00:13:19,884 --> 00:13:22,053
Every woman in STEM knows
279
00:13:22,136 --> 00:13:24,138
that lasers have
three functions.
280
00:13:24,222 --> 00:13:27,850
The task they're designed
for, removing hair follicles,
281
00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:29,894
and blowing shit the fuck up.
282
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,289
And that's the function we'll be using.
283
00:13:32,313 --> 00:13:34,607
Ugh, God, Batgirl will
be so great at this
284
00:13:34,690 --> 00:13:35,900
breaking into the laser thing.
285
00:13:35,983 --> 00:13:37,610
She loves codes and
typing and shit.
286
00:13:37,693 --> 00:13:38,653
Too bad she's mad at me.
287
00:13:38,694 --> 00:13:40,071
Shit.
288
00:13:40,154 --> 00:13:41,882
All right. Lex is
following us. Call Batgirl.
289
00:13:41,906 --> 00:13:43,449
No, no, no. Listen.
290
00:13:43,533 --> 00:13:45,511
She needs to focus on her recovery, okay?
291
00:13:45,535 --> 00:13:47,471
Besides, I can't feed into
this computer obsession.
292
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:48,895
She might become
one of those people
293
00:13:48,955 --> 00:13:50,581
who gets addicted
to her online life,
294
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:53,083
and then forgets to eat anything
but salt and vinegar chips
295
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:54,407
and dies of scurvy.
296
00:14:05,805 --> 00:14:06,889
Fucking call her, Harls.
297
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:08,850
Fine. Ugh!
298
00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,520
It's me,
Harley. Don't hang up.
299
00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:14,331
I'm sure you're busy eating powdered
applesauce glaring at LeAnne, but...
300
00:14:14,355 --> 00:14:16,190
Stop treating me like a victim.
301
00:14:16,315 --> 00:14:18,067
I get enough from
my dad, my doctors,
302
00:14:18,192 --> 00:14:21,237
the old lady who comes in here
and thinks I'm her dead husband.
303
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:23,781
Uh... Didn't know you felt
that way. But, uh, yeah.
304
00:14:23,865 --> 00:14:25,968
I'm calling you for
serious world saving help.
305
00:14:25,992 --> 00:14:27,352
Ivy's here. You're
on speakerphone.
306
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,203
Hi, Ivy.
307
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:33,541
Hi. Um, so can you, like,
hack into a moon buggy?
308
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:35,543
Easy. Hit me with
the model number.
309
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:41,132
It's printed above
the left bumper.
310
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:42,550
M as in motherfucker,
311
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:43,718
B as in bitch,
312
00:14:43,843 --> 00:14:45,678
dash, 0, 5, 6, 7.
313
00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,389
And, listen. Take it
slow. If you can't do it...
314
00:14:48,514 --> 00:14:49,514
I'm in.
315
00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:53,061
My buggy's busted.
316
00:14:53,144 --> 00:14:55,344
The
destination has been rerouted.
317
00:15:09,327 --> 00:15:11,245
I demand to talk to
whoever's in charge.
318
00:15:11,329 --> 00:15:12,580
Perhaps your male superior?
319
00:15:12,663 --> 00:15:16,375
This is a one-woman
operation, asshole.
320
00:15:18,086 --> 00:15:19,754
Batgirl did it! We're in.
321
00:15:19,879 --> 00:15:21,672
What... What are you doing?
322
00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:25,051
Mowing down tech, oil,
and cosmetic pharmaceutical companies
323
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:27,512
in the name of socially
conscious evil.
324
00:15:27,595 --> 00:15:30,681
Oh, I love the plan, very
emotionally cool, obvs,
325
00:15:30,765 --> 00:15:32,975
but maybe first, let's
evacuate the buildings, huh?
326
00:15:33,101 --> 00:15:35,186
I mean, do we really
have to, or...
327
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,438
I just remotely pulled all
the fire alarms in Gotham.
328
00:15:37,563 --> 00:15:39,440
Okay, now you're
just showing off.
329
00:15:39,565 --> 00:15:42,068
Who we gonna blow
up first, hot stuff?
330
00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:44,445
Let's rain fire on EWBC!
331
00:15:49,951 --> 00:15:52,870
Veronica Cale's company, boom!
332
00:15:52,954 --> 00:15:55,790
Talia's Wayne shit, boom!
333
00:15:55,873 --> 00:16:00,294
That overpriced oyster place
that isn't even good, boom!
334
00:16:01,963 --> 00:16:03,214
What the zuck?
335
00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:09,011
What the fuck?
336
00:16:11,389 --> 00:16:12,950
Evacuate the building immediately.
337
00:16:12,974 --> 00:16:14,684
Drats!
Bankrupt again.
338
00:16:14,809 --> 00:16:18,646
Curse you, White Collar Wine.
339
00:16:25,987 --> 00:16:28,823
The world needs Batman again.
340
00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,161
Do it. Call Judge Chase.
341
00:16:33,286 --> 00:16:36,831
Tell him his stepdaughter got an
internship at WayneTone Records.
342
00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:39,792
I'll have you out by lunch.
343
00:16:43,046 --> 00:16:44,964
I love when we're
in sync like this.
344
00:16:45,048 --> 00:16:46,549
Yeah, like back in '53,
345
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:49,761
when Dizzy Gillespie horned
it up with Charles Mingus.
346
00:16:49,844 --> 00:16:52,805
Turn that thing off. You're
gonna break the moon.
347
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,684
Yeah, and for my
motherfucking encore,
348
00:16:56,809 --> 00:16:58,770
the Legion of Kaboom!
349
00:16:58,853 --> 00:17:00,063
What? Ivy, are you sure?
350
00:17:00,188 --> 00:17:01,898
What about everything
you've built?
351
00:17:02,023 --> 00:17:03,900
I didn't build anything, Harls.
352
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:06,777
I was just part of the problem.
353
00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:17,029
Evacuate
the building immediately.
354
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,542
So do we work from
home now? Or...
355
00:17:21,626 --> 00:17:22,709
Gotcha, bitch.
356
00:17:22,794 --> 00:17:24,545
Hey, this is kind of
weird for me to say,
357
00:17:24,629 --> 00:17:27,632
but your occasional
willingness to help people
358
00:17:27,715 --> 00:17:31,052
even while blowing the shit
out of them is inspiring to me.
359
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,013
Like, tote bag level-inspiring.
360
00:17:34,097 --> 00:17:35,556
Aw, thanks, Ive.
361
00:17:35,681 --> 00:17:37,284
But it's a real pain in the
ass being in the middle.
362
00:17:37,308 --> 00:17:39,268
Baby, you're not in the middle.
363
00:17:39,394 --> 00:17:40,728
You're on the outside.
364
00:17:40,812 --> 00:17:42,688
And that's what I love
about you. I mean,
365
00:17:42,772 --> 00:17:45,566
it's your... It's
your superpower.
366
00:17:52,532 --> 00:17:54,784
Steppenwolf! You came?
367
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:56,369
No RSVP, no problem.
368
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,204
The caterers planned
for crashers.
369
00:17:59,372 --> 00:18:00,540
Thanks, Steppy.
370
00:18:01,249 --> 00:18:02,792
No, wait!
371
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,211
I thought we were business bros.
372
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:09,882
We gotta get out of here.
373
00:18:15,763 --> 00:18:19,267
Oh, shit. Hold my leash.
374
00:18:19,350 --> 00:18:21,110
What... What happened?
You forget your purse?
375
00:18:25,565 --> 00:18:29,193
You gonna tell all the hoes in the
Justice League a normie saved you?
376
00:18:29,277 --> 00:18:31,112
I always knew you were a hero.
377
00:18:31,237 --> 00:18:32,780
I'm better than a hero.
378
00:18:32,905 --> 00:18:34,741
I'm Harley fucking Quinn.
379
00:18:50,882 --> 00:18:53,676
I started a Fortune 500
company just to commit a crime
380
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,803
worthy enough to
land me in Blackgate.
381
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,681
The food is good,
but not that good.
382
00:18:58,765 --> 00:19:00,433
Oh. No.
383
00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,828
While I'm intrigued to dine at
Dominique Crenn's commissary pop-up,
384
00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:05,688
I actually did it all to be reunited
with... -
385
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,148
Master Bruce.
386
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:09,442
Hey, Alfred. Got my
own ride. Thanks.
387
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:11,819
I'll see you at the Manor.
388
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,786
Oh, shitstick. Did I forget
my own birthday again?
389
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:22,246
What?
390
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,582
You and me are gonna have some fun...
391
00:19:24,665 --> 00:19:27,210
A24 horror movie style.
392
00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:28,812
My daughter turned
me on to those films.
393
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,588
I don't get them,
but I do understand
394
00:19:30,671 --> 00:19:34,050
what jumper cables can
do to a man's 'nads.
395
00:19:34,175 --> 00:19:36,135
Someone just shoot me already.
396
00:19:36,219 --> 00:19:40,014
Or at least take me to the
printers to pick up my T-shirts.
397
00:19:52,443 --> 00:19:53,903
God, longest pee ever.
398
00:19:54,028 --> 00:19:57,073
I just had to pay my respects
to the GOAT.
399
00:19:57,198 --> 00:20:00,243
Hey, so what's next for a
couple of outsiders like us?
400
00:20:00,368 --> 00:20:01,411
I don't know.
401
00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:02,816
But, we're gonna do it together.
402
00:20:02,870 --> 00:20:03,870
Right, peanut?
403
00:20:05,248 --> 00:20:07,166
Wow, that is messed up.
404
00:20:07,250 --> 00:20:08,459
Oh, come on.
405
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,086
My hands weren't even
in her pants yet.
406
00:20:10,211 --> 00:20:13,172
I was talking about the moon.
407
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:15,842
Thanks for your help up there,
by the way. You did good.
408
00:20:15,925 --> 00:20:18,553
I wouldn't be here without
you, you little nerd.
409
00:20:18,678 --> 00:20:21,097
Well, I'm glad you called me.
410
00:20:21,222 --> 00:20:24,225
It felt good to do something that
matters with people I care about.
411
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:28,229
Even if you did end up blowing up
half of Gotham with a laser, you B.
412
00:20:28,312 --> 00:20:29,564
Fuck the rules.
413
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,357
F the rules indeed,
414
00:20:31,441 --> 00:20:34,694
That's why I can't
stay in the Bat family.
415
00:20:34,777 --> 00:20:35,777
I quit, too.
416
00:20:35,862 --> 00:20:37,113
Shit, yeah, dog!
417
00:20:37,238 --> 00:20:39,240
Wait.
418
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:42,177
So is that why you called us out here to
the cemetery in the middle of the night?
419
00:20:42,201 --> 00:20:43,911
I thought you guys
invited me here.
420
00:20:43,995 --> 00:20:47,415
Mm, sorry for the late-night
theatrics, ladies.
421
00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:51,461
Oh, wow. I mean, hey.
It's you.
422
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:55,048
There you are. Where
you been, girl?
423
00:20:55,131 --> 00:20:56,340
Yikes.
424
00:20:56,424 --> 00:20:58,217
I'm all right. I'm good.
425
00:20:58,301 --> 00:21:02,096
I... I am standing on a casket,
which is, you know, not awesome.
426
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,932
But I was just doing a
little light grave robbing
427
00:21:05,058 --> 00:21:09,020
when I stumbled on some missing
booty I thought my interest you.
428
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,688
Someone dug up Nightwing.
429
00:21:10,772 --> 00:21:13,566
And they left the custom casket?
430
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,085
That was very expensive.
431
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:18,613
Selina, I'm sorry. Are
you looking out for us?
432
00:21:18,696 --> 00:21:21,949
Aren't you supposed to be
on some art heist in Monaco?
433
00:21:22,075 --> 00:21:26,287
Maybe the call of the Gotham City
sirens was just too seductive.
434
00:21:26,412 --> 00:21:27,789
Pinch my fucking nips!
435
00:21:27,914 --> 00:21:30,291
The Gotham City Sirens is
a good nickname for us.
436
00:21:30,416 --> 00:21:33,920
Well, I... I don't know if it's,
like, better than the Cobb squad,
437
00:21:34,003 --> 00:21:35,773
but, yeah, you know...
438
00:21:35,797 --> 00:21:38,966
Um, what about
the birds of prey?
439
00:21:39,050 --> 00:21:40,968
- No.
- I'm not a bird, you know what I mean?
440
00:21:41,052 --> 00:21:42,321
- There's no flying, really.
- None of us are even bird-themed.
441
00:21:42,345 --> 00:21:44,097
Well, that settles what's next.
442
00:21:44,180 --> 00:21:47,975
The Gotham City Sirens are gonna
find out who stole Nightwing.
443
00:21:48,101 --> 00:21:50,269
I mean, we'll obviously
take the weekend off.
444
00:21:50,353 --> 00:21:51,705
What's the worst
thing that can happen?
445
00:21:51,729 --> 00:21:52,980
He's already dead.
446
00:21:55,233 --> 00:21:56,418
It's not that funny.
447
00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,530
Now, Damian, don't be alarmed.
448
00:22:00,613 --> 00:22:03,533
Your friend will be a little
different, but better.
449
00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:13,209
Where the fuck is Harley Quinn?
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