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? MTV ?
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[chuckling]
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[rock music]
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? ?
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[chuckling, splatting]
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[grunts]
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[both chuckling]
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[grunts]
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Ketchup kicks ass.
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You know, it just doesn't
get any better than this,
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Butt-Head. [Chuckling]
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These are the times
we will always look back on.
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- [squelches]
- Hey!
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Uh...
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You do this?
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Well, Butt-Head
didn't mean to, um...
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He was, um...
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Butt-Head?
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Kick his ass.
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[chuckles]
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Uh-oh.
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You little punk-ass bitch!
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You and I are throwing
hands after school.
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3 o'clock in parking lot B.
See you there.
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That guy is cool.
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Maybe him kicking your ass
will be on Worldstar.
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[chuckles]
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It's important that,
whoever you're photographing,
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to understand that posing is
actually gonna bring out...
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- So who is this guy?
- What's he doing?
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[chuckling]
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Uh, well, he says
he's a photographer,
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but I don't see a camera.
[chuckling]
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So you have a guy
in front of you
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and you think,
where on Earth do I start?
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Yeah.
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"Where on Earth do I start?
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His whole body is a feast."
[chuckling]
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"I mean, do I have sex with him?
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"Do I murder him?
"I mean... or how about both?
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I mean, why choose, you know?"
[chuckling]
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Now, body language
will suggest that
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he's feeling uncomfortable.
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"He's probably uncomfortable
because he just
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saw me lock all the doors."
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[both chuckling]
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And actual posing, and
getting people to mirror you,
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is the easiest way for someone,
uh, to understand posing...
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"For example, right now,
I'm posing as a photographer."
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[both chuckling]
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- We've only met once before.
- We have...
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"Now, we've only
met once before.
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"It was at a bus station.
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But I've met a lot
of men like you."
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"Young, good looking,
just ran away from home,
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didn't tell anyone
his whereabouts."
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"Just ripening into manhood."
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Now, here's the
before and after.
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By the way, this is Jacob.
I call him a Disney prince.
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- "See, Mom?
- He calls me his Disney prince.
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He wouldn't do that
if he was a pervert."
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[both chuckling]
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So maybe just undo that.
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"Maybe undo that,
maybe undo your belt
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and drop your pants."
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"Again, I'm not doing anything.
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You're doing this
of your own free will."
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- "You know what?
- Just for kicks,
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"let's have you take off
your clothes.
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- Yeah."
- "Yeah, let's get all crazy."
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[chuckling]
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"Oh, you know what
would make a cool photo?
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If you were tied up
in my trunk."
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"You know, let's just try it.
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"You know, if it doesn't work,
it doesn't work.
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But I think
it's gonna work, yeah."
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Framing the boys right now.
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We don't want to frame the boys.
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"Yeah, my next video
is gonna be how to pose
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"a dead body.
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You start out by posing
as a photographer, see."
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Uh, didn't you go to
a photographer's house once
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to take pictures?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, he didn't have
a camera, either.
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Uh, OK.
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Where'd you meet him?
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It was just on the highway,
you know.
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I was just,
you know, walking along,
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and he pulled over.
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[both chuckling]
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OK, Beavis.
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I helped him bury this,
like, big roll of carpet
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he had wrapped in a blanket,
and, uh,
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he said I deserved
a reward, you know, so, um,
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I went back to his place,
you know.
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Then it gets a little
blurry from there.
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[both chuckling]
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But then when I left,
he did ask me to forgive him.
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I do remember that, yeah.
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Yeah, good guy. Yeah.
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- Uh, cool.
- [chuckling]
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- Hope you enjoyed that.
- We'll see you soon.
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I'm scared, Butt-Head.
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That guy's gonna kick my ass
at 3 o'clock.
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Yeah.
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This is gonna be cool.
[chuckling]
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- Damn it, this sucks.
- [chuckling]
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Uh, why don't you just
kick Steve's ass instead?
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Kicking someone's ass is easy.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- You do it to me all the time.
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I can, like,
teach you everything
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you need to know to be good
at fighting before 3 o'clock.
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Whoa, really?
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Yeah, thanks, Butt-Head.
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But if I am to train you,
I need your total commitment.
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I need to know that
you're willing to do
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whatever it takes,
no matter how difficult,
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to kick this guy's ass.
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Otherwise,
I'm not going to waste my time.
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[chuckles]
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, I'm ready, yeah.
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All right, then.
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I'll meet you in the gym
after my second lunch.
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[chuckling]
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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Here I am, Butt-Head.
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Are you ready to
do everything I say,
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- without question?
- Yes, I am. Yes.
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- [chuckling]
- Very well.
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Then go to Maxi-Mart
and buy me some nachos.
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- Um, wait a minute.
- How's that gonna...
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Do not question me.
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My methods are, like,
unconventional.
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OK, OK.
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? ?
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Butt-Head!
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Butt-Head, I see why
you made me do that.
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Paying for the nachos
is the exact same motion
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I can use to block a punch,
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a-and carrying them over here
gave me the exercise I need...
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No, that's not it.
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Better go buy me
some more nachos
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until you figure it out.
[chuckling]
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[panting]
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? ?
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Here you go.
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Butt-Head, I still can't
figure out why you're making me
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buy all these nachos.
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Uh, that's OK.
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I can't eat anymore.
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OK.
Let's see what you've learned.
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Lesson one.
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Ah! Ow!
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You dumbass, you got
to hold your hands up
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to protect your face.
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- Come on.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, like I'm paying
for nachos, yeah.
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Are your hands up high?
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Yep, they sure are, yeah.
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Good.
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[screams]
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You didn't learn anything.
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- [chuckling]
- [groaning]
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Damn it.
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[grunts]
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Steve's gonna kick my ass
pretty soon.
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Maybe I'll just go, like,
hide until everyone leaves.
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[chuckling]
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, let's find some
place to hide here.
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Here we go, yeah.
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Whoa! [Chuckling]
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What have we here?
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Cones.
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[shoes squeaking]
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Check it out, Butt-Head.
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[snickers] There's no way
Steve can kick my ass now.
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He can hit me as much as
he wants, and I won't feel it.
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Come on, Butt-Head.
Hit me anywhere.
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[grunts, chuckles]
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Damn it.
Wait a second, wait a second.
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Um, Butt-Head, my stick's stuck.
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I can't fight without my stick.
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I think one of these buttons
can, like,
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lower the basketball hole
or something.
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[chuckling]
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Uh...
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[whirring]
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That should do it.
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Wait a second.
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Ah!
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Help, Butt-Head!
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Let go of the stick, ass-munch.
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I'm too high up.
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You got to lower it. [Grunting]
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Damn it. Ah!
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Stop! Stop!
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Ah! Help, Butt-Head!
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Dumbass.
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Ah! Stop!
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- Stop!
- Hold still, Beavis.
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I got to get you down
so you can get your ass kicked.
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Ow!
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Ah!
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Good job, Beavis.
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Time to get going.
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Do you feel ready
to fight that guy?
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Yeah. Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah, I think I'm ready.
[chuckling]
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That's right.
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You're a different man than
you were at lunch, Beavis.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Thanks for believing in me,
Butt-Head.
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I believe in you, Beavis.
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I believe you're a wuss.
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[chuckles]
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Is it time?
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[dramatic music]
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? ?
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3 o'clock, Beavis.
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It is time.
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3 o'clock.
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[chuckles]
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? ?
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Um, where is everyone?
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Where's Steve?
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Uh,
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he must have chickened out.
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He probably heard about
how I trained you up,
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and he got all scared.
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Yeah, yeah!
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Yeah, that means
I'm the champion, Butt-Head!
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I'm the champion! Yeah!
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I'm the... ah!
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You were the champion, dumbass.
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- Damn it, Butt-Head.
- [both grunting]
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