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I still want a dog.
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I've stiot our name on the list to get
one of those guide dogs.
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Did you tell Mom to ask Jack to do this
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Is that a problem?
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I'm the maof the house.
I fix things.
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I think Tom's a little upset
that we asked Jack to do this.
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Throw the ball arounwith him
and he'll be fine.
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We actually get the keys in 30 days?
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So y've got 30 days to get everything
straightened out with Amy.
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Why can't you just tell her
that's yr soon too and I can hold him?
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if you want me to hold him
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I think Jack???
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I thought you and I were going to start
over and try to make things work.
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we can???
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Think fast.
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How was that, buddy?
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I'm really sorry you called me a slut
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and got suspended from school.
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That's your idea of an apology?
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I ready know you don't want us
to move back in here.
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No.I don't.
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You're about to move next door
to the mother of your boyfriend's child.
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So we're getting a brother?
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yeah???it's a boy
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Now we're having a son
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I just wondering if maybe
you waed to hang out this weekend.
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- Me?
- Yeah, you.
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I'm a???
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I just this seems kind of sudden.
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Have we met bere?
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It's not you baby???
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Oh???no???
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It was a joke.
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I just thought, you know,
you must be into pregnant girls and
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I could use a friend.
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You don't seem have
any issues with single mothers.
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I'm so sorry,what's you name?
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- Heather.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Ben.
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I know
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I have a girlfriend,
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and it sounds like you
know I have a girlfriend.
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Do you know I havea girlfriend? Amy Juer
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yeah,so???
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She's probably going to end up
with Ricky anyway
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no harm in coming out.
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Well, I don't think she's
going to end up with Ricky
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She could.
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He's the father of her baby.
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I love Amy.
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we are???
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Oh, I'm sure. You and Amy
and the baby and Ricky
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look???
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You want to have a good time, right?
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Really, Heather, I can't.
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You can't have a good time
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Well, I can, but only with Amy.
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All right,if that's your idea of
a good time, getting your heart broken.
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My parents already
kicked me out of my house,
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so I have my own place.
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Here's my number.
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You should give me a call.
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Oh, and I heard you like to play cribbage.
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So do I. Maybe we coulde friends.
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Doesn't it botheyou hanging out with Amy
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and Ricky and the baby
all the time?
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Heather, it occurs t that
even if I did want to hang out with you,
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wouldn't it just be me with the father
of your baby anyour baby?
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Wouldn't it be the same thing?
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Ye, only way better.
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I'll see you around.
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I'm seeing a pattern here.
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You're not going to go out
with her, are you?
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Are you going to be friends with her?
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No.
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Come on.
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That was a cry for help
if I've ever seen one.
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I could be her friend,I guess.
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No, you can't.
Not and be Amy's boyfriend.
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All right,Amy knows our friends.
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oh,the two of us
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Okay, that's my t exactly.
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Amy knows I'm friends with yAlison.
She doesn't mind.
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What does that mean?
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It means that Amy is fine
with my having friends of the opposite se
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- I???
- yeah
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Come on, Amy would be fine.
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In fact, maybe Amy and I
can be friends with--
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Hather. Her name is Heather.
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Amy's not too happy about
your beingends with Adrian.
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What makes you think you can
be friends with Heather?
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I'm not really friends
with Adrian anymore.
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We useto talk,
but hardly ever anymore.
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And I see your point,
but this is different.
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Yeah. You don't even know this girl
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What girl?
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Me. He was referring to me.
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What girl?
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This girl named Heather.
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The pregnant girl?
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Grace,I don't think???
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It's time, Jack.
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It's a mistake.
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I really want to.
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I think I uld
feel better if I did.
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I imagine that the Catholi
confess in private for a reason.
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become???
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How is anyone in the teen abstinence grou going
to know we regret what we did unle we tell them?
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We've just been sitting there
week after school started.
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I know they're waiting for us to speak.
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They're look at us to be the leaders.
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so???We're speaking,
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and I'm inviting everyone I know.
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Mistake.
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How is it a mistake
to talk about a mistake?
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I don't know, Grace,
but my gut tells me it is.
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People don't want to know
that we gret having sex.
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Right. They don't want
to know that we regret i
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because then they can justify doing it
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because we did it.
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It's time for us to witness.
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Mistak--
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Stop saying that.
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Mistake.
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How's the grn injury?
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I don't want talk about it
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Just so you know,
everything's working just fine.
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Jack Pappas, I hope you're not--
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It was just the one time.
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I wanted to make sure everything was okay.
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it won't happen again
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All right, all right,
it'll probably happen again.
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This is why you need group support.
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Oh, no, I'm not talking
about that either.
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- Too.
- Eith
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I'm not talking about
either one of those th.
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It'll be fine, Jack. I promise.
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- Hi.
- No.
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No? I don't want something from you.
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I want to give you something.
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I want to give you my reasons
for not having s.
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I'm going to be speaking about
that at my Troup at the church tonight.
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- TAG?
- Teen Abstinence Group.
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Oh. You ow, I have a group of my own.
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Teens Against Groups.
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I love your sense of humor.
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Anyway, just know that you're inted.
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Why don't you bring Amy?
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She can bring the baby too, if she wants.
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I'll ask her myself.
Bye, Ashley.
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Want me to get rid of him?
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I don't know. I'm thinking abo it.
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- So
- so
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So, neither of you are conversationalists.
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Maybe ind it awkward
having to talk in front of you.
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would you
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yes???
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I like that.
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Ashl's made a commitment
not to date in high school.
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I don't wa to go out with her.
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I just want to marry
her and have children.
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In that order.
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Whoa, okay there, buddy.
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no no no???You'reot getting
anywhere near her.
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I didn't say I was going to.
I just-- I wanted to.
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but Who wouldn't? Other than you.
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Is that a remark about my being gay
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I guess. You are gay, aren't you?
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even the whole school know
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it's the something wrong
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It's kind of personal, isn't it?
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It's who I am.
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Well, this is who I am.
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I???and I just want to talk.
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About sleeping with her
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Well, as flattering as all this ,
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I'm getting boredand I have to get t
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- I'll walk you.
- I'm her walker. I'll walk her.
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Pleasem starting to feel
very Scarlett O'Hara.
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You can both walk me.
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Scarlett who?
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Gone with the Wind.
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Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh.
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Tara, that green velvet dress
ma from the curtains.
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no???
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It's essential you know this film
in orde to get along with Ashley.
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ough she wasn't named for Ashley Wilkes.
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Never mind.
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hey,if???
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What mes you think I want to go out?
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I've been watching you wathat guy.
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You want to go out.
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Maybe.
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So who's going to dre you? He's a freshman.
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And unlike your sister's boyfriend,
I doubt he has a driver.
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Well, he hasn't asked me out, so???
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Maybe he can't get past your friend.
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Well, then he cat go out with me.
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Don't you think guys are intimidated
enouthout having to pass the bodyguard?
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Intimidated by me? How so?
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Don't play games with me.
You know what I'm talking ab
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What?
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Look, I was just trying to be nice.
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If you want to go out,
you can go out with Adrian and me.
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- Do you go out?
- We go out.
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What's gng on?
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This guy's trying to date Ashley,
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and I told her if the two of them
want to go out with us sometime, they can.
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We're going out?
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We could go out.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Really?
- Sure.
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Hey.
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Want to go out tonight?
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How? You don't drive.
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I could havey mom take us.
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Oh, I don't know.
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That might involve meeting my parents.
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Oh, no. My mom's trained.
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She's going to sin the car in the driveway.
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Why would we let her and
her date go out with us?
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Because, Adr you need to find a way
to make Amy your friend.
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you makfriends with Ashley,
Amy will come around. They're sists.
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ok???I've never had a sist
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Aryou sure
that's how it works?
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I think I know a little bit more
about women than you do.
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Grace, Grace, okay.
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Listen to this.
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Rickand I are going to let
Ashley and a guy
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double date with us.
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So you're going out?
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Yeah, we're going out.
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Okay, but don't you think
Amy's going to hate you more
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if you make friends with Ashley?
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Yes.
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No. Adrian, you're going
in the wrong direction.
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Turn around. You can do it.
You and Amy can still be friends
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No, we can't.
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Okay, I have an idea.
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What if you and Ricky
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and Ashley and her dat and Amy and Ben
come to myeen abstinence group tonight?
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I think it's too late for me
to join that group.
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It's never too late.
And I really want you all to hear what I say.
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- About?
- A-bout not ng sex before marriage.
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Please, Adrian? Please come.
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Just to support me. And Jack. As our friend.
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It's going to take tremendous courage
for Jack to speak tonight.
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Um, excuse me.
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I couldn't help but overhearing.
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For Jack to speak about what?
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Oh, you ould come too, Madison.
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I'm going to be speaking
about not having sex my church tonight.
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well???I've always thought that you
should never have sex at church, at all.
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- Ever
- It's the first time I've talked about it,
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you know from the Dead Parents Club meetings th
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I deeply regret having sex.
258
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Grace, we all deeply regret you having sex.
259
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I'll let you know about the church thing.
260
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Jeeze, GraYou're a member of the no sex group.
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The Dead Parents Club.
262
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Maybe you should go back to cheerleading.
263
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You know, try something a little more fun.
264
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Hey, excuse me. Sorry.
265
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Lauren, can--
266
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Do you know that pregnant girl, Heather?
267
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I know Heather, and I know she's pregnant.
268
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But I don't refer to her as
"that pregnant girl,eather,"
269
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because I know you wouldn't appreciate
people calling you"that preg girl, Amy."
270
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She asked Ben out.
271
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Yeah, I kn. Can you believe that?
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Amy, you never want to go out,
you're always tired,
273
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and you can't think that
a guy as cute and popular as B Boykewich
274
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is going to sit around every night watching
you take care of Ricky Underwood's baby.
275
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What?
276
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look???Get a babysitter.
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Go out, have some fun,
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if???
279
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Hand John over to me and Madison.
We'll baby-sit.
280
00:11:09,631 --> 00:11:11,831
No. You cannot baby-sit.
281
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Does that mean that Ben
can co to my house and play?
282
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All???All right.
283
00:11:19,803 --> 00:11:22,803
I'm???I guess you could baby-sit.
284
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but no Madison.
285
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7, be there at 7.
286
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Where's Amy going?
287
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class,I guess
288
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So what are we doing tonigh
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Grace wants us to come
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I'm busy.
291
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I have something to do.
292
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Is this role-play in case
some guy you don't like asks you out?
293
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No???
294
00:11:43,601 --> 00:11:45,001
Well then, what are you doing?
295
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I'm babysitting.
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You are not.
297
00:11:49,455 --> 00:11:51,855
if you come by???
I'll let you in.
298
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Unless her mom stops me.
299
00:11:53,581 --> 00:11:56,181
Bring something,
like you're dropping something off.
300
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- Like?
- I don't know.Candy for the baby.
301
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ok???what kind candy
302
00:12:01,162 --> 00:12:03,562
Something you don't need teeth for.
303
00:12:03,561 --> 00:12:05,061
Do you have to baby-sit tonight?
304
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I think we should go to that church thi.
305
00:12:06,728 --> 00:12:08,728
Grace is going to talk about not having sex.
306
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Oh, and what wJack be talking about?
307
00:12:13,829 --> 00:12:14,629
Hey.
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umm???I want to go out tonigh
309
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Oh, just you and me?
310
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Mm-hm.
311
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Are you going to g Ricky to baby-sit?
312
00:12:20,642 --> 00:12:22,442
No, I'm going to get Lauren to baby-sit.
313
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Is that the nurser
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mom,what's wrong
315
00:12:43,769 --> 00:12:45,069
Did you pick Amy up at the nursery?
316
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Ye I picked up Amy at the nursery,
I drive???
317
00:12:47,703 --> 00:12:48,903
did you go???
318
00:12:48,950 --> 00:12:49,650
Your mother's?o.
319
00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:52,918
I got to change first
and mentally prepare to go over.
320
00:12:52,885 --> 00:12:54,185
Yeah, I know what you mean
321
00:12:54,228 --> 00:12:56,028
on Speaking of which, do you mind
if I go out tonight?
322
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,351
With your new friend Griffin? not at all.
323
00:12:57,395 --> 00:12:59,495
You go out with your number oneay
any time you want.
324
00:12:59,602 --> 00:13:01,802
- Who's driving?
- Ricky.
325
00:13:01,809 --> 00:13:04,109
- Ricky?
- Yeah, we're going out with Ricky and Adrian.
326
00:13:04,112 --> 00:13:06,312
NoGriffin and me.This guy named Mark.
327
00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:11,018
Hi, George. I need to speak
to Ashley, if I y.
328
00:13:11,117 --> 00:13:13,117
- Who's Mark?
- A no goodnik.
329
00:13:13,132 --> 00:13:15,332
I've to hear from someone else
that you're going out?
330
00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,839
I mean, I thought
you were thinking of going out,
331
00:13:16,779 --> 00:13:18,479
that I didn't know you were going out.
332
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:19,706
She's not going t.
333
00:13:19,754 --> 00:13:21,954
- You just said I could go out.
- With him.
334
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Mom's on bed rest.
335
00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,500
What?
336
00:13:27,527 --> 00:13:28,127
look, it's no big deal.
337
00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:30,298
We're just going to hang out
with Ricky and Adrian.
338
00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:33,009
You're just going to hang out
with two sluts.
339
00:13:32,996 --> 00:13:35,096
Hey, that slut happens to
the father of my nephew.
340
00:13:35,107 --> 00:13:35,807
And the other slut?
341
00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,275
Wh's wrong with Adrian?
You know, I like Adrian.
342
00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,674
She's kind of a bad influence.
343
00:13:40,769 --> 00:13:41,769
umm???my sister would be?
344
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A cautionary tale. Big difference.
345
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,424
you know???
346
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- To the sex group?
- It's the no sex grou
347
00:13:48,830 --> 00:13:50,130
No, thank you.no no no???
348
00:13:50,173 --> 00:13:53,773
Any talk ostinence
in a group is trouble.
349
00:13:56,219 --> 00:13:57,119
What's going o
350
00:13:57,466 --> 00:13:58,966
- what do you mean?
- Is the baby okay?
351
00:13:59,002 --> 00:13:59,602
Yeah, he fine.
352
00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:00,473
Then why are you in bed?
353
00:14:00,537 --> 00:14:01,637
Why'd e doctor put you on bed rest?
354
00:14:01,689 --> 00:14:04,189
why that you call me
355
00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:05,384
What were you going to do down there?
356
00:14:05,431 --> 00:14:06,431
Drive you to the hospital.
357
00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:09,287
I don't need the hospital.
Just calm down.
358
00:14:09,270 --> 00:14:11,470
He's fine, I'm fine, everything's fine.
359
00:14:11,477 --> 00:14:13,277
Everything's not fine if you're on bed rest.
360
00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,400
Everything is fine
as long as I'm on bed rest.
361
00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:18,011
We jusdon't want the baby to get here
earlier than he should. That's all.
362
00:14:18,002 --> 00:14:20,602
What do you mean?Is he trying
to sneak out early?
363
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:21,193
Kind of.
364
00:14:21,265 --> 00:14:23,165
All right, I am home for the duration.
365
00:14:23,184 --> 00:14:24,284
That could be a month.
366
00:14:24,335 --> 00:14:25,835
you can take???
367
00:14:25,871 --> 00:14:27,971
- Yes.
- No, you can't.
368
00:14:27,982 --> 00:14:29,382
We'll just get a housekeeper for a few eks.
369
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,921
No, I'm staying here, right here,
370
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,357
and I'll take care of
the house and you and the baby.
371
00:14:33,356 --> 00:14:35,856
That's really nice of you,
but I'd rather have a housekeeper.
372
00:14:35,851 --> 00:14:36,951
You know how I feel about that.
373
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,602
Ye, I know how you feel about that,
374
00:14:38,633 --> 00:14:40,133
but there are a lot of people
that need work,
375
00:14:40,169 --> 00:14:41,269
and we need someone to work,
376
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,320
so we'll just get housekeeper
to come in here for a few weeks.
377
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:45,967
All right.
378
00:14:55,523 --> 00:14:57,823
Should I finish this,
are we getting a housekeeper?
379
00:14:57,826 --> 00:14:59,026
Well, we're not getting one today.
380
00:14:59,073 --> 00:15:00,973
oh???We could.
I ha the number for a service.
381
00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:04,092
No, I'm not leaving your mother with
some person in the house that we doknow.
382
00:15:04,639 --> 00:15:06,839
Okay. Fine.
383
00:15:07,422 --> 00:15:10,022
You can take a few weeks
off from the store and stay with her.
384
00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,109
just???you and mom
waitinfor the baby to come.
385
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:17,871
I'd do it, but I have school
and work and I value my sanity.
386
00:15:18,553 --> 00:15:20,053
I love her, but really?
387
00:15:20,184 --> 00:15:23,084
I could never, never,
stay here for evy minute of the day
388
00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:24,663
for a few weeks of mouth
389
00:15:24,695 --> 00:15:25,495
Think about it.
390
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:27,058
A few weeks?
391
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:30,094
I???
to stay with her for a few weeks.
392
00:15:30,356 --> 00:15:31,956
Oh, I'm going out tonight.
393
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,188
Lauren's coming over to baby-sit.
394
00:15:33,235 --> 00:15:35,035
No, no one's going anywhere tonight.
395
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:37,158
You,e and your sister,
we're all staying right here.
396
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:38,257
Why?
397
00:15:38,609 --> 00:15:40,409
if you mother can't go anywhere,
neither can we.
398
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:41,932
- I can go
- No, you can't.
399
00:15:41,968 --> 00:15:43,568
Dad, I have to go out.
400
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:45,695
pregnant girl
401
00:15:45,710 --> 00:15:46,610
is that
402
00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,970
No, but she thinks it is
403
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:50,713
so I have to go out tonight
and I have to be a lot of fun.
404
00:15:50,700 --> 00:15:51,500
What does that mean?
405
00:15:51,564 --> 00:15:53,564
You have to have sex
to keep him away from a pregnant gi?
406
00:15:53,579 --> 00:15:55,679
no???You're not going anywhere tonig.
We're family.
407
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,190
No, we're no
408
00:15:57,417 --> 00:15:59,117
You and Mom are speaking to each other
409
00:15:59,145 --> 00:16:00,345
but we're not a family.
410
00:16:02,983 --> 00:16:03,883
Oh, really?
411
00:16:04,518 --> 00:16:06,617
You're 16, Amy,and you're my daughter.
You do what I tell you.
412
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:09,734
Tonight, you're staying home
with your mother and me and Ashley.
413
00:16:10,180 --> 00:16:12,480
And if I don't?
414
00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:17,731
- If you don't?
- Dad, I'm 16 with a baby of my own.
415
00:16:17,857 --> 00:16:20,657
I think I should be able
to decide ether or not I'm going on a date.
416
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,140
You're 16 with a baby of your ow
417
00:16:22,175 --> 00:16:23,375
You don't make good decisions.
418
00:16:23,423 --> 00:16:25,523
We've already established that.
419
00:16:36,377 --> 00:16:37,277
I don't know who Mark is,
420
00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:39,137
but you're not going out
with Mark tonight with anyone else
421
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:41,460
Your mother's on bed rest,
soe're all going to stay home tonight.
422
00:16:41,655 --> 00:16:42,655
All right.
423
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,611
-So everything okay?
- It will be.
424
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:47,530
Just tell me where you though you were
going to go with some guy I never met?
425
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:51,109
Well.We we going to the church to hear
Grace speak to the Teen Abstinence Group.
426
00:16:51,347 --> 00:16:52,647
Didn't Grace and Jack--
427
00:16:53,074 --> 00:16:53,974
Then you don't need to go.
428
00:16:54,034 --> 00:16:56,334
You don't ed to hear
teenagers talk about not having sex.
429
00:16:56,337 --> 00:16:57,737
because all that does
is make everyone want sex,
430
00:16:57,777 --> 00:16:59,477
and you are not having sex.
431
00:17:00,272 --> 00:17:02,071
Oh,And you and your
sister and your mother and I
432
00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:03,298
are going to be
spending a lot more time together,
433
00:17:03,246 --> 00:17:06,946
so..son to stay over there
until the baby comes.
434
00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:12,156
Oh, how can I get a housekeeper for
your mother at's not really a housekeeper?
435
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,739
- Ben?
- I got it.
436
00:17:21,863 --> 00:17:23,963
Let's take a picnic dinner to the beach,
437
00:17:23,974 --> 00:17:26,274
watch the sunset and listen to a little jaz
438
00:17:26,661 --> 00:17:28,461
Okay, how soon can you pick me up?
439
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:34,190
I don't want to go.
440
00:17:34,434 --> 00:17:35,434
I don't want to go.
441
00:17:35,489 --> 00:17:37,289
well???
442
00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:39,612
Mom says she wants us to be there.
443
00:17:39,615 --> 00:17:40,215
Why
444
00:17:40,287 --> 00:17:44,287
She does not want us to have x.
445
00:17:44,317 --> 00:17:46,117
Well, it's not her decision.
446
00:17:46,141 --> 00:17:48,441
I know, but it might be funny.
447
00:17:48,732 --> 00:17:50,132
What might be funn
448
00:17:50,171 --> 00:17:52,271
- You
- I might be.
449
00:17:52,378 --> 00:17:53,978
I may tell a joke or two to start out.
450
00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,310
make people feel more comfortable.
451
00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:56,653
that's when
452
00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:59,091
They tell a few jokes,put people at ease,
then tell themhings
453
00:17:58,999 --> 00:18:00,699
they never want to hear otherwise.
454
00:18:02,742 --> 00:18:03,642
Hey.
455
00:18:06,772 --> 00:18:08,672
Hey, Tom. Tammy.
456
00:18:09,651 --> 00:18:11,551
- Are they?
- Yes.
457
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,570
Grace, could I talk to you
for a minute, alone?
458
00:18:13,585 --> 00:18:16,585
we don't want go
Tom's mother
459
00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,260
Hey, how's the old
460
00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:19,571
Fine.
461
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,094
They can't go with utonight.
462
00:18:25,964 --> 00:18:27,764
Besides, my mom thinks
it would be good for them.
463
00:18:27,788 --> 00:18:29,288
why???I'm not saying anything
464
00:18:29,323 --> 00:18:30,623
I don't want to risk getting hit again.
465
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,367
I already missed one game as it is.
466
00:18:32,394 --> 00:18:34,094
Maybe the Lord will
move you to speak, Jack.
467
00:18:34,121 --> 00:18:35,321
I don't think so, Grace.
468
00:18:35,369 --> 00:18:38,369
and Do me a favo When you speak,
don't mention me by name.
469
00:18:38,343 --> 00:18:39,243
Be vague.
470
00:18:40,263 --> 00:18:41,563
It'll be fine.
471
00:18:41,702 --> 00:18:43,102
No, it won't.
472
00:18:46,788 --> 00:18:49,688
Hey, we don't have tgo to this, you know.
473
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:51,859
Ashley???
474
00:18:51,874 --> 00:18:52,674
ne's on bed rest,
475
00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:54,637
so George wants his girls home tonight.
476
00:18:54,657 --> 00:18:55,657
Is she oka
477
00:18:55,712 --> 00:18:58,012
she Okay? She's resting in bed.
478
00:18:58,015 --> 00:18:59,515
That means there's something wrong,
doesn't it?
479
00:18:59,551 --> 00:19:01,751
I don't know
480
00:19:01,950 --> 00:19:05,750
But no one's home,
and we don't have to chaperone yone,
481
00:19:05,692 --> 00:19:08,492
so the two of us
n just stay here for a change.
482
00:19:08,475 --> 00:19:10,275
I told Grace we would come.
483
00:19:10,394 --> 00:19:11,694
Fine,we are go
484
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,626
But we can have sex
befo we go.
485
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:18,133
I don't know, Adrian. I feel funny having sex
and then just walking into a church.
486
00:19:18,071 --> 00:19:20,370
Why? You don't think
we'ring anything wrong, do you?
487
00:19:20,278 --> 00:19:24,377
No, but still-- I mean, sex and then church
sex and church don't go together.
488
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,813
That's church and state.
489
00:19:25,844 --> 00:19:27,844
Church and state
n't go together.
490
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:29,746
Maybe when we get back
491
00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:32,981
Isn't her little speech
supposed to talk us out of having sex.
492
00:19:32,849 --> 00:19:34,949
Yeah, but Grace
talking about sex
493
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,362
- With Grace?
- I don't want to have sex with Grace.
494
00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:41,378
She's got too many issues.
495
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,981
Issues with sex, huh?
496
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:45,379
She thought it was great.
497
00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:49,824
She really liked it. It was more fun
than she's ever had.
498
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:51,421
That's what she told me.
499
00:19:51,369 --> 00:19:53,669
More fun than she's ever had?
Compared to what?
500
00:19:53,768 --> 00:19:54,867
What fun has she ever had?
501
00:19:54,824 --> 00:19:56,924
What fun have we ever had
outside of sex?
502
00:19:56,935 --> 00:19:58,434
Exactly.
503
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:00,174
We're going to have sex,
504
00:20:00,102 --> 00:20:02,701
then we're going to hear Grace
tell us how wrong it is to have sex,
505
00:20:02,597 --> 00:20:04,897
and then we're going out
and do something fun.
506
00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,200
Something more fun
than having sex.
507
00:20:07,203 --> 00:20:09,103
- Like?
- I don't know,
508
00:20:09,218 --> 00:20:11,618
but maybe those
abstinent Christians will tell us.
509
00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:14,909
Look, we've got plenty of time.
Now get in there
510
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,880
Yes, ma'am.
511
00:20:27,163 --> 00:20:28,363
What are you doing?
512
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,738
Why do you look good?
513
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:34,265
Gee, thanks, Ashley.
514
00:20:34,552 --> 00:20:35,551
I need you
to watch the baby.
515
00:20:35,511 --> 00:20:37,511
Lauren's on her way,
but she's not here yet.
516
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:41,429
But Dad said we all
have to stay home tonight,
517
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,565
so why is Lauren
coming over to baby-sit?
518
00:20:43,572 --> 00:20:45,372
Because I'm not staying home.
519
00:20:45,395 --> 00:20:46,695
I'm going out with Ben.
520
00:20:46,739 --> 00:20:48,038
Well, did Dad say you could?
521
00:20:47,986 --> 00:20:50,585
Please, you live with him.
He tells you what to do.
522
00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,580
He doesn live here.
He can't tell me what to do.
523
00:20:52,496 --> 00:20:53,596
What?
524
00:20:53,648 --> 00:20:54,947
I'm going out tonight.
525
00:20:54,895 --> 00:20:57,995
Watch John till Lauren
gets here. Please.
526
00:20:59,598 --> 00:21:00,598
Hold it.
527
00:21:00,653 --> 00:21:02,952
Hold it, hold it.
Amy, what are you doing.
528
00:21:02,860 --> 00:21:04,659
I told you, I'm going out.
529
00:21:04,587 --> 00:21:07,386
If Dad told you not to go out, and you're
going out anyway, he's going to kill you.
530
00:21:07,274 --> 00:21:09,073
Noe's not.
I'm a grown woman.
531
00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:10,502
I'm a mother.
I have a baby.
532
00:21:12,936 --> 00:21:14,635
But you are not
a grown woman, Amy
533
00:21:14,567 --> 00:21:16,867
You're a teenager.
You're 16.
534
00:21:23,204 --> 00:21:26,303
Hey, Amy. I get here
as quick as I could. Hey, Ashley.
535
00:21:26,179 --> 00:21:27,378
You're really
going to baby-sit.
536
00:21:27,330 --> 00:21:29,530
Yeah, I can do it.
I'm not stupid.
537
00:21:29,537 --> 00:21:32,237
You are if you baby-sit when
Dad's told Amy she can't go out.
538
00:21:32,704 --> 00:21:33,604
What?
539
00:21:36,350 --> 00:21:37,949
And if he's not, he's not going
to take it out on you,
540
00:21:37,886 --> 00:21:39,186
he's going
to take it out on me.
541
00:21:39,229 --> 00:21:40,929
Mom, wait.
542
00:21:43,548 --> 00:21:45,348
My parents
already don't like you.
543
00:21:45,659 --> 00:21:47,059
Good night.
544
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:50,065
I'll being the TAG meeting
with Madison.
545
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:51,677
We'll call you.
546
00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:01,416
Fine. Now that you screwed
th up for me, you baby-sit.
547
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:01,999
Amy..
548
00:22:01,972 --> 00:22:04,071
I feel like going out,
and I'm going out.
549
00:22:03,987 --> 00:22:06,586
Don't be stupid.
Ben's not going to run off ???
550
00:22:06,482 --> 00:22:07,981
just because you can't
go out one night.
551
00:22:07,922 --> 00:22:09,621
You can take care of Mom,
you and Dad.
552
00:22:09,553 --> 00:22:11,053
She doesn't even need me here.
553
00:22:11,088 --> 00:22:14,288
And I don'like him thinking
he can come over and tell me what to do.
554
00:22:20,396 --> 00:22:21,395
Hi.
555
00:22:21,356 --> 00:22:23,755
Ben, Dad told Amy
she can't go out.
556
00:22:23,659 --> 00:22:26,559
- Oh. I didn't know.
- We're going out.
557
00:22:26,538 --> 00:22:28,138
No, Amy.
558
00:22:28,169 --> 00:22:29,468
What's going on?
559
00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:31,617
My dad suddenly thin
he's the boss of me.
560
00:22:33,735 --> 00:22:35,734
Amy, we don't have to go out.
We can stay here.
561
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:36,854
Or, Ben,
562
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:39,169
you could just go home.
563
00:22:57,821 --> 00:22:59,420
You won't believe
what this guy can do.
564
00:22:59,357 --> 00:23:02,257
He flunked out of the guide dog program,
but really, he's unbelievable.
565
00:23:02,235 --> 00:23:04,035
George, we don't need a dog.
566
00:23:04,059 --> 00:23:05,458
We need person.
567
00:23:05,402 --> 00:23:07,701
A person who can do laundry
and clean house,
568
00:23:07,609 --> 00:23:10,408
and keep me company
and bring me food and water.
569
00:23:10,296 --> 00:23:12,596
He could be trained
to do all that. Probably.
570
00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,298
But the most important thing is,
if there's an emergey--
571
00:23:14,230 --> 00:23:17,230
Watch this. Moose, call 911.
572
00:23:23,155 --> 00:23:24,754
911, what's your emergency?
573
00:23:24,690 --> 00:23:26,490
George, he called 911.
574
00:23:26,801 --> 00:23:29,600
People calling 911
who don't need 911
575
00:23:29,488 --> 00:23:32,088
keep people who do need 911
from getting help.
576
00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,679
A boy needs a dog.
577
00:23:33,710 --> 00:23:35,109
Are we talking about
you or the baby.
578
00:23:35,054 --> 00:23:36,154
Both.
579
00:23:36,301 --> 00:23:38,101
We don't need a dog.
580
00:23:43,882 --> 00:23:49,082
And now, I turn
tonight's program over ???
581
00:23:57,989 --> 00:24:00,289
Hey, Adrian.
582
00:24:06,433 --> 00:24:08,432
Now my mom thinks
I'm going on a date with you.
583
00:24:08,352 --> 00:24:11,151
- You could do a lot worse.
- ???
584
00:24:11,039 --> 00:24:13,838
Don't worry. No one here
cares who's gay or not gay
585
00:24:13,726 --> 00:24:16,826
I first want to start by welcoming
all the newcomers here tonight,
586
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,288
especially Griffin.
587
00:24:18,236 --> 00:24:20,336
Especially? What's that
supposed to mean.
588
00:24:21,787 --> 00:24:24,587
Oh, almost forgot. And Mark.
Welcome, Mark.
589
00:24:25,241 --> 00:24:26,541
What's that
supposed to mean?
590
00:24:26,585 --> 00:24:29,585
That you're with me.
Embrace the challenge, dude.
591
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,759
Let me start with a little poem
I've written...
592
00:24:31,671 --> 00:24:34,071
called "I'm Sorry, Jesus."
593
00:24:34,070 --> 00:24:36,470
- ???
- ???
594
00:24:36,757 --> 00:24:39,957
Better hope Jack doest tell Jesus
how sorry he is.
595
00:24:42,994 --> 00:24:45,794
I'm sorry, Jesus,
but I had sex.
596
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:48,569
I don't know what happened.
It's so complex.
597
00:24:48,752 --> 00:24:50,952
I promised I would wait
until I was wed.
598
00:24:50,959 --> 00:24:53,959
and then dte that promise,
I ended up in bed.
599
00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:56,616
I never thought anything
could feel so good
600
00:24:56,525 --> 00:24:59,325
I thought maybe wives just do it
cause they think they should.
601
00:24:59,979 --> 00:25:01,779
But after all
was said and done,
602
00:25:01,898 --> 00:25:04,598
I did feel guilty
for having so much fun.
603
00:25:04,777 --> 00:25:06,677
So now I'm focused
on being a surgeon,
604
00:25:06,696 --> 00:25:09,196
as a way to not think about
not being a virgin.
605
00:25:13,414 --> 00:25:15,514
It's not really
a serious poem.
606
00:25:15,525 --> 00:25:17,025
It's more of a limerick.
607
00:25:18,883 --> 00:25:20,682
I wanted to open
with a joke,
608
00:25:20,611 --> 00:25:22,410
but when I Googled
"Christian jokes on sex,"
609
00:25:22,338 --> 00:25:23,938
I couldn't find anything.
610
00:25:26,272 --> 00:25:27,572
Lighten up, people.
611
00:25:30,783 --> 00:25:32,783
I'm laughing.
612
00:25:34,141 --> 00:25:36,041
Boo.
613
00:25:36,252 --> 00:25:37,651
Come on I'm just
trying to use humor
614
00:25:37,596 --> 00:25:40,495
before getting to the more serious stuff
that I wanted to talk toou about.
615
00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:42,578
- You failed
- Boo.
616
00:25:42,490 --> 00:25:44,089
I'm not afraid to fail.
617
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:46,624
I'm not afraid to fall.because I believe
somebody greater will catch me.
618
00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:49,220
Is that how Jack
got the groin injury?
619
00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,810
Nice, new guy.
Nice.
620
00:25:53,909 --> 00:25:55,408
Get off the stage.
621
00:25:55,348 --> 00:25:57,248
I'm just getting started
622
00:25:58,515 --> 00:25:59,715
Oh, no
623
00:25:59,763 --> 00:26:01,563
I suddenly got
really turned on.
624
00:26:01,586 --> 00:26:03,086
From what?
625
00:26:04,177 --> 00:26:05,176
I knew this would happen.
626
00:26:05,136 --> 00:26:06,435
No, you didn't.
627
00:26:06,384 --> 00:26:07,984
No one knew
this would happen.
628
00:26:11,182 --> 00:26:13,582
because even if
one person is helped--
629
00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:21,223
Shut up, okay?
630
00:26:21,354 --> 00:26:23,154
Let Grace talk.
631
00:26:25,672 --> 00:26:26,772
Thank you.
632
00:26:28,935 --> 00:26:29,834
Don't touch me.
633
00:26:29,798 --> 00:26:32,797
- You called 911.
- No, I didn't call 911.
634
00:26:32,677 --> 00:26:34,576
The dog is learning
how to call 911.
635
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,700
He isn't just learning.
He dialed 911.
636
00:26:36,708 --> 00:26:39,507
Over and over and over.
637
00:26:39,394 --> 00:26:41,794
Well, he didn't mean to.
He's a drop-out.
638
00:26:43,137 --> 00:26:45,037
Just go.
639
00:26:55,612 --> 00:26:56,812
Good night.
640
00:26:56,859 --> 00:26:57,959
- Good night.
- Night.
641
00:27:01,849 --> 00:27:04,049
There's nothing
really good about it.
642
00:27:05,688 --> 00:27:07,188
You're you don't want
to come inside?
643
00:27:07,799 --> 00:27:10,899
Uh, no. I better not.
644
00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:13,333
It's a nice night, though.
645
00:27:13,652 --> 00:27:15,052
Enjoy the fresh air.
646
00:27:16,147 --> 00:27:17,147
Yeah.
647
00:27:20,274 --> 00:27:23,574
I could just really
use somebody to talk to. ???
648
00:27:24,016 --> 00:27:26,516
Just to talk.
649
00:27:29,582 --> 00:27:31,482
Tell me what you told Amy.
650
00:27:31,981 --> 00:27:33,881
Everything's going to be okay.
651
00:27:34,092 --> 00:27:35,792
It's just scary, you know?
652
00:27:35,915 --> 00:27:37,315
It's really scary,
653
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,239
not having anybody.
654
00:27:41,289 --> 00:27:42,689
What about the dad?
655
00:27:43,496 --> 00:27:46,396
Please. You think every pregnant girl
has a Ben and a Ricky?
656
00:27:47,335 --> 00:27:50,335
I haven't talked to the father since
I told him he was a father.
657
00:27:51,557 --> 00:27:53,057
Are you going
to keep the baby?
658
00:27:53,092 --> 00:27:56,092
I can't keep the baby. My parents just
kicked me out of my house.
659
00:27:58,466 --> 00:28:02,365
I spent the last 16 year of birthday money
on my first and last month's rent,
660
00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:05,709
and I have no idea
what going to do.
661
00:28:07,007 --> 00:28:09,207
That's not me
asking for money. I--
662
00:28:10,653 --> 00:28:12,753
I could just really
use a friend, you know?
663
00:28:20,057 --> 00:28:21,857
Everytng's going to be fine.
664
00:28:24,088 --> 00:28:25,488
It's going to be all right.
665
00:28:41,169 --> 00:28:42,169
Need something?
666
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,899
I was just goingo get
some juice for John.
667
00:28:44,815 --> 00:28:45,815
Yeah.
668
00:28:46,638 --> 00:28:48,938
- Let's talk.
- I don't want to talk.
669
00:28:48,941 --> 00:28:50,141
I do.
670
00:28:50,765 --> 00:28:53,264
Now, I'm your dad, and would think
after all we've been through with you this year
671
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,263
that you'd want to talk to me.
672
00:28:54,219 --> 00:28:56,519
but whether or not you talk to me,
I'm going talk to you.
673
00:28:57,578 --> 00:28:59,578
Ames, you can't just do
whatever you want.
674
00:28:59,785 --> 00:29:02,985
I'm really impressed with how much
you've grown up this past year,
675
00:29:02,952 --> 00:29:05,752
and how well you care
for a baby at 16, but still...
676
00:29:06,214 --> 00:29:08,414
you're not grown up.
You're not 18.
677
00:29:08,421 --> 00:29:10,421
You can't do
whatever you want.
678
00:29:11,684 --> 00:29:14,284
You and your sister and
your mother and me, we're a family.
679
00:29:14,563 --> 00:29:17,663
And a family really isn't about letting
each person do whatever they want.
680
00:29:18,113 --> 00:29:20,813
It's about each person
doing what's good for the family.
681
00:29:21,088 --> 00:29:22,587
And that's how we learn
to do what's good for the world,
682
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:25,028
and I know you're all into
doing what's good for the world.
683
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,097
But guess what, sweetie?
684
00:29:27,038 --> 00:29:29,538
It starts by doing
what's good for the family.
685
00:29:29,917 --> 00:29:32,617
It wasn't good for you to run off
and be with Ben tonight.
686
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,267
We need to be with your mother.
687
00:29:35,578 --> 00:29:37,678
And I would hope,
at this point,
688
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:40,577
once you saw that
she was on bed rest, ???
689
00:29:40,664 --> 00:29:42,564
"Hey, I was supposed to go out
with Ben tonight,
690
00:29:42,583 --> 00:29:45,782
but I see Mom needs me.
She needs all of us. So I'll stay home."
691
00:29:45,654 --> 00:29:47,153
Then I would know
you were growing up,
692
00:29:47,094 --> 00:29:48,594
if you said something like that.
693
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:54,892
Ames, when you disrespect me,
I lose respect for you.
694
00:29:56,402 --> 00:30:00,202
And you're only choosing to do
something that's not right ???
695
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,940
or just out of spite.
696
00:30:02,447 --> 00:30:06,847
You've done a few things out of
your own selfish inrest, or out of spite.
697
00:30:06,766 --> 00:30:08,266
We're talking about you.
698
00:30:15,306 --> 00:30:16,506
Hi.
699
00:30:16,554 --> 00:30:18,654
I apologize
for just dropping by.
700
00:30:18,665 --> 00:30:19,764
- I called.
- Yeah.
701
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,320
I couldn't pick up my phone.
702
00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:23,052
Someone was talking to me.
703
00:30:23,847 --> 00:30:28,447
George, I stopped by your house to ask
if I could just have a minute with Amy.
704
00:30:28,549 --> 00:30:30,249
She's all yours.
705
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:33,599
What's going on?
706
00:30:34,978 --> 00:30:38,077
What's going on is that
I called Heather
707
00:30:37,953 --> 00:30:39,853
and went out with her as a friend.
708
00:30:40,256 --> 00:30:42,755
Yeah, I did, Amy.
709
00:30:42,655 --> 00:30:46,655
But after listening to her, I realized that
I'm not really the friend that she needs.
710
00:30:46,589 --> 00:30:48,988
I went up against my dad
to go out with you,
711
00:30:48,892 --> 00:30:50,292
and then you betrayed me?
712
00:30:50,332 --> 00:30:54,032
You went up against your dad because you
were feeling insecure about our relationsh.
713
00:30:54,074 --> 00:30:57,174
And you wanted to keep me fromoing out
with another girl so much,
714
00:30:57,145 --> 00:31:00,545
that you risked losing
the respect of your entire family.
715
00:31:03,574 --> 00:31:04,673
Truth or dare?
716
00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:09,730
I guess you just said the truth for me,
so I'll take the dare.
717
00:31:12,211 --> 00:31:13,510
So in closing,
718
00:31:13,458 --> 00:31:18,058
I just want to say that I take full responsibity
for my decision to have sex with Jack.
719
00:31:18,256 --> 00:31:21,256
I seduced him.
I tempted him.
720
00:31:21,903 --> 00:31:25,002
I went against my own beliefs
for a few moments of passion,
721
00:31:24,878 --> 00:31:27,078
ill-expressed through meaningless sex.
722
00:31:28,332 --> 00:31:31,932
And once you go to that place, you can never,
ever go back to where you were before.
723
00:31:33,418 --> 00:31:36,418
And though I feel certain
that God has forgiven me and Jack,
724
00:31:37,448 --> 00:31:39,348
I also live with regret.
725
00:31:42,246 --> 00:31:43,546
Yes, I do.
726
00:31:43,590 --> 00:31:45,089
No, I don't think so.
727
00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:46,529
I think you wish you did
728
00:31:46,853 --> 00:31:50,253
because if you could regret it
really regret it,
729
00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:51,903
then you'd feel better.
730
00:31:52,514 --> 00:31:55,813
??? that you regret it,
731
00:31:55,681 --> 00:31:57,781
then you'd actually regret it.
732
00:31:58,464 --> 00:32:00,664
But as i ???, you're thinking about
doing it again.
733
00:32:02,974 --> 00:32:06,873
I'm sorry, Grace, but despite the pain
of the past few months,
734
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,716
the emotional pain
as well as the groin injury,
735
00:32:09,787 --> 00:32:12,087
I'm still thking about
doing it again.
736
00:32:12,282 --> 00:32:14,882
And so are you.
I can tell.
737
00:32:14,969 --> 00:32:16,869
That's the real problem.
738
00:32:16,984 --> 00:32:19,984
And you didn't say anything
about that to anyone.
739
00:32:20,631 --> 00:32:23,731
So, you going to close
with a joke?
740
00:32:23,702 --> 00:32:25,902
Tom and Tammy
are waiting in the car.
741
00:32:29,075 --> 00:32:30,975
I'm sorry, Jesus.
742
00:32:31,378 --> 00:32:32,878
He might be right.
743
00:32:38,863 --> 00:32:40,863
I guess I was moved to speak.
744
00:32:47,788 --> 00:32:49,887
You were definitely right
about having sex
745
00:32:49,803 --> 00:32:52,203
before that lecture
and not after.
746
00:32:53,353 --> 00:32:54,853
Yeah.
747
00:32:55,273 --> 00:32:57,473
More right than I ever dreamed.
748
00:32:57,768 --> 00:32:59,168
How's that
749
00:33:00,742 --> 00:33:01,841
I don't know.
750
00:33:01,798 --> 00:33:04,798
She keeps getting to me.
751
00:33:04,869 --> 00:33:08,368
Grace. She keeps coming back
to me with this...
752
00:33:08,227 --> 00:33:12,127
"it's wrong to have sex"
over and over again.
753
00:33:12,066 --> 00:33:14,566
Once in a while,
she seems to get through,
754
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,519
and all that talk about
why you should be married first
755
00:33:18,399 --> 00:33:21,199
and why sex is better
when you're married--
756
00:33:22,046 --> 00:33:24,445
I don't know. It's like
she snuck into my brain
757
00:33:24,349 --> 00:33:27,249
and planted a seed
that's starting to take over.
758
00:33:27,323 --> 00:33:30,222
Either what she's saying is
starting to make a lot of sense,
759
00:33:30,106 --> 00:33:31,505
or I'm hypnotized.
760
00:33:31,450 --> 00:33:33,250
Oh, come on.
761
00:33:33,273 --> 00:33:35,173
No, I mean it.
762
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:37,260
Just tell me,
763
00:33:38,167 --> 00:33:41,266
you think there's any way
the two of us
764
00:33:41,142 --> 00:33:43,941
would ever get married sometime
in the distant future,
765
00:33:43,829 --> 00:33:45,829
or even near future?
766
00:33:46,228 --> 00:33:49,228
You ever see us getting married
and raising a family?
767
00:33:53,137 --> 00:33:54,737
Yeah, I didn't think so.
768
00:33:57,263 --> 00:34:01,562
but I can't even hold on to the fantasy
for a few minutes in my head,
769
00:34:01,390 --> 00:34:04,689
so I just don't think about it.
770
00:34:04,556 --> 00:34:06,056
It's probably best.
771
00:34:06,188 --> 00:34:07,887
How is it probably best?
772
00:34:07,819 --> 00:34:10,419
Because, Adrian,
I care about you.
773
00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,610
But I don't see myself
as ever married to anyone.
774
00:34:12,713 --> 00:34:14,213
Not even Amy.
775
00:34:14,344 --> 00:34:15,544
Not even Amy?
776
00:34:19,430 --> 00:34:24,330
So therefore, you don't ever see yourself
marrying anyone and raising a family.
777
00:34:24,324 --> 00:34:25,424
No.
778
00:34:27,971 --> 00:34:30,471
All right,as long as
you're keeping it real.
779
00:34:38,718 --> 00:34:40,617
I want to see other people.
780
00:34:40,541 --> 00:34:42,441
You see other people.
781
00:34:42,557 --> 00:34:44,556
Yeah, but now I want to be
honest about it.
782
00:34:44,476 --> 00:34:47,576
I don't wanto hide it
because why should I?
783
00:34:47,547 --> 00:34:50,847
You don't want to be the guy I'm with
the rest of my life, fine.
784
00:34:51,001 --> 00:34:54,301
But that guy is out there,
and out of respect for myself,
785
00:34:54,264 --> 00:34:56,164
and no disrespect to you,
786
00:34:56,279 --> 00:34:57,679
I'm going to find him.
787
00:34:57,718 --> 00:35:01,218
You just had your dad
buy a house next to Amy ???
788
00:35:04,052 --> 00:35:05,452
It was a mistake.
789
00:35:05,491 --> 00:35:07,191
But you're moving in.
790
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:23,977
Hey. I just wanted to come by and say
I'm sorry we didn't get to go out tonight.
791
00:35:26,891 --> 00:35:29,790
??? with Griffin right now,
and I'm kind of nervous
792
00:35:29,673 --> 00:35:31,872
she's going to think I'm gay, so...
793
00:35:31,785 --> 00:35:34,885
I was hoping I could make a display
of affection towards you.
794
00:35:35,143 --> 00:35:37,743
I'm not going to kiss you just so
your mother won't think you're gay.
795
00:35:39,941 --> 00:35:41,740
I just came from church
with an openly guy.
796
00:35:41,668 --> 00:35:43,668
How can you accuse me
of being homophobic?
797
00:35:43,972 --> 00:35:44,971
Wait a minute.
798
00:35:44,931 --> 00:35:48,331
You're not using this mother excuse
to try to get me to kiss you, are you?
799
00:35:48,674 --> 00:35:49,874
Would that work.
800
00:35:50,689 --> 00:35:51,989
No.
801
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,480
You have a really healthy attitude.
802
00:35:55,679 --> 00:35:57,379
How'd you come by that?
803
00:35:58,749 --> 00:36:03,149
I got the crap beat out of me
57 times in elementary school
804
00:36:03,068 --> 00:36:05,768
for having a crush on Al Gore.
805
00:36:05,947 --> 00:36:08,246
It's true. I think he's really cute.
806
00:36:08,154 --> 00:36:11,754
I don't agree with his politics,
but ??? that smile.
807
00:36:12,184 --> 00:36:15,084
So my dad ???
put me in the ring.
808
00:36:15,255 --> 00:36:16,554
Made me take boxing.
809
00:36:16,502 --> 00:36:18,501
And people he paid
beat the crap out of me,
810
00:36:18,421 --> 00:36:21,221
but I got a little
self-confidence out of it.
811
00:36:21,492 --> 00:36:24,192
You have more than a little
self-confidence.
812
00:36:24,179 --> 00:36:27,379
I think you've got self-esteem,
self-respect.
813
00:36:27,826 --> 00:36:29,326
Well, that's good.
814
00:36:32,144 --> 00:36:34,244
What I want is a boyfriend.
815
00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:37,085
No, not Mark.
816
00:36:37,038 --> 00:36:39,438
Mark's in love with Ashley.
And he's not gay.
817
00:36:40,492 --> 00:36:42,092
He's not.
818
00:36:46,058 --> 00:36:48,758
You're supposed to say
it's okay if he is, though.
819
00:36:48,745 --> 00:36:50,245
Wouldn't matter.
820
00:36:50,664 --> 00:36:52,763
Doesn't define what kind of person you are,
821
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:56,379
your attraction to the same sex
or the opposite sex.
822
00:36:56,422 --> 00:36:58,022
It's just who you are.
823
00:36:59,013 --> 00:37:01,213
Is that what your parents
said to you?
824
00:37:02,755 --> 00:37:03,855
yep.
825
00:37:04,483 --> 00:37:07,583
And my older brother,
and my brother older than that.
826
00:37:08,513 --> 00:37:10,512
By the time I realized
I was gay, too,
827
00:37:10,432 --> 00:37:13,732
it was really okay
with the entire family.
828
00:37:16,094 --> 00:37:19,494
So, Mark's in love, huh?
829
00:37:25,690 --> 00:37:27,089
But then they give you that shot.
830
00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:28,433
Does that hurt?
831
00:37:28,857 --> 00:37:32,357
Not that much. Besides,
you don't even care at that point.
832
00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:34,679
Who's going to be there with you?
833
00:37:35,382 --> 00:37:37,481
I didn't ask Ben,
if that's what you're getting at.
834
00:37:37,397 --> 00:37:40,397
No, that's not
what I was getting a...
835
00:37:41,523 --> 00:37:43,923
I was just going to let you know that
you can call me.
836
00:37:44,018 --> 00:37:46,218
My family and I will come with you,
if you want.
837
00:37:46,993 --> 00:37:49,093
Thanks, but-- I mean, really?
838
00:37:49,104 --> 00:37:50,804
If you don't have anyone.
839
00:37:55,726 --> 00:37:57,226
when do they take it?
840
00:37:58,125 --> 00:38:00,025
When you go home
from the hospital.
841
00:38:00,332 --> 00:38:04,232
And if I can't find anybody
by then, what happens to her?
842
00:38:04,938 --> 00:38:07,537
Here in California,
you can abandon her at the hospital,
843
00:38:07,433 --> 00:38:09,432
so don't think about
not going to the hospital.
844
00:38:09,352 --> 00:38:11,652
They'll help you with it.
845
00:38:11,655 --> 00:38:13,054
I could help you, too.
846
00:38:12,999 --> 00:38:16,899
I know lots of information about
social services and private adoption.
847
00:38:17,701 --> 00:38:20,901
Ricky's mom will help you.
Jack's dad will help you.
848
00:38:24,514 --> 00:38:28,213
I can't keep her.
I can't even provide a home for her.
849
00:38:28,064 --> 00:38:30,264
I can baly provide a home for myself.
850
00:38:31,327 --> 00:38:33,327
Your parents won't let you
come back home?
851
00:38:33,630 --> 00:38:36,430
No. They told me to get out
and never come back.
852
00:38:36,413 --> 00:38:38,312
I'm all grown up.
I'm having a baby.
853
00:38:38,236 --> 00:38:40,236
I have to do it on my own.
854
00:38:47,928 --> 00:38:50,128
She's driving me crazy, Amy.
855
00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:55,006
The way she can drive me crazy.
856
00:38:55,029 --> 00:38:58,529
She just gets so wound up,
then goes off in all different directions.
857
00:38:58,676 --> 00:39:02,576
One minute, she's a girl.
And one minute, she's a won.
858
00:39:03,186 --> 00:39:05,185
She's totally unpredtable.
859
00:39:05,105 --> 00:39:08,305
And sometimes,
completely unreasonable.
860
00:39:08,752 --> 00:39:10,452
But she's got a heart of gold.
861
00:39:11,439 --> 00:39:15,339
If she just channels that all in the
right direction, she is going to be a hell of a--
862
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:18,333
- Um.
- Wife?
863
00:39:21,994 --> 00:39:23,694
She's just like her mother.
864
00:39:24,105 --> 00:39:25,205
Thanks.
865
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:28,537
Oh, uh, I'll say good night.
866
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:32,794
Good night.
867
00:39:40,707 --> 00:39:43,107
Thanks for standing by me
this past year.
868
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,600
My whole life.
869
00:39:54,237 --> 00:39:56,437
We got a lot of years ahead of us, kid.
870
00:40:01,338 --> 00:40:02,537
Where's Ashley?
871
00:40:02,490 --> 00:40:04,490
Making out with some guy
on the porch.
872
00:40:06,136 --> 00:40:08,736
It's going to be nice for you
to have a son, isn't it?
873
00:40:09,111 --> 00:40:10,311
Yup.
874
00:40:10,361 --> 00:40:14,911
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