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♪YEE-EE
YEE-EE ♪♪
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[ Man ]
AS YOUR PRINCIPAL,
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I WATCHED YOU ALL START OUT
HERE AT LINCOLN HIGH...
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CATERPILLARS IN OUR COCOON
OF STABILITY.
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OVER THE LAST FOUR YEARS,
YOUR CHRYSALIS HAS HARDENED.
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AND NOW IF I LISTEN CLOSELY,
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I CAN ALMOST HEAR
YOUR COCOONS OPENING.
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I SEE BEFORE ME
MONARCH BUTTERFLIES...
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READY TO TAKE OFF INTO
THAT GREAT ADVENTURE...
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THAT I LIKE TO CALL "LIFE."
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[ Applauding ]
AND NOW...
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I'’M PROUD TO PRESENT
YOUR VALEDICTORIAN...
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REBECCA WARNER.
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[ Applauding, Cheering ]
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REBECCA ! WHOO !
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TODAY I WOULD LIKE
TO TALK ABOUT CHANGE.
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IT'’S ALL AROUND US.
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CHANGE. IT HAPPENS
WHETHER WE WANT IT OR NOT.
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CHANGE.
ARE WE READY FOR IT ?
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I THINK SO.
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WE ARE POISED
AND PREPARED FOR THE FUTURE,
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READY TO EMBRACE NEW PEOPLE,
PLACES AND IDEAS.
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[ Grunting,
Blowing Raspberry ]
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IN SHORT, WE ARE READY
FOR THE CHALLENGE OF LIFE.
[ Snoring ]
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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT US.
[ Boy ] WAKE UP !
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WE ARE THE FUTURE.
WE ARE THE LINCOLN TIGERS.
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HEAR US ROAR !
WHOO ! WE DID IT !
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[ Principal ]
I GIVE YOU THE CLASS OF 1993 !
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REBECCA !
ZACK, GET UP.
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WHY DON'’T YOU LET ME TAKE
THE PICTURE ?
NO, NO, NO, DAD,
I'’LL TAKE IT.
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DON'’T WORRY ABOUT IT.
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
DO WHAT YOU WANT.
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HOLD STILL THERE.
REBECCA ! GIVE ME
THAT CAMERA, WALTER.
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IF WE WAIT MUCH LONGER,
IT WILL BE MY GRADUATION.
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TRAVIS, WOULD YOU PLEASE
TAKE OUR PICTURE ?
COME ON !
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OH, YEAH.
MOM, WHERE
DO YOU WANT ME?
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NOW LOOK HERE, TRAVIS,
YOU EVER WORK ONE OF THESE ?
COME ON, DAD !
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JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.
IN MY DAY, ALL YA DID
WAS PUSH A BUTTON.
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IN HIS DAY, DINOSAURS
ROAMED THE EARTH.
OKAY, WALTER,
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WE'’RE READY.
LOOK, I'’M JUST TRYIN'
TO GET A GOOD ONE, DAMN IT.
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MOM, IT'’S FINE.
IT WILL BE FINE.
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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
IS EVERYBODY READY ?
YES !
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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY SAY,
"CHEESE."
CHEESE !
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[ Walter ]
TRAVIS, DID YOU PRESS
THAT LITTLE THING--
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CALIFORNIA IS
A LONG WAY OFF
JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL.
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ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'’T
WANNA RECONSIDER STATE ?
[ Rebecca ] NO, DAD.
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YOU KNOW
I WANNA DO THIS.
YEAH.
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OH. REBECCA.
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I-I'’M NOT SURE
THAT I'’VE...
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REALLY PREPARED YOU
FOR WHAT YOU'’RE GONNA
RUN INTO OUT THERE.
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WHAT I MEAN IS...
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THE BOYS ARE DIFFERENT
THAN THEY ARE HERE.
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THEY, UM, UH--
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W-W-WHAT I'’M TRYIN'
TO SAY IS THAT THE--
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WELL, THE LIFESTYLE'’S
A LOT FASTER.
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- ARE YOU TRYIN'’ TO TELL ME
NOT TO HAVE SEX, DAD ?
- HUH ?
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DADDY.
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I'’LL BE FINE.
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YOU KNOW ME.
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, IT'’S, UH--
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IT'’S PRETTY LATE.
UH, GUESS WE'’LL GET
A LITTLE SHUT-EYE, HUH ?
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YEAH.
OKAY.
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GOOD NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
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TRAVIS ?
WHAT ?
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SLOW DOWN.
WHY ?
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'’CAUSE I-I WANT IT
TO BE RIGHT.
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WELL, WHEN'’S IT GONNA BE RIGHT ?
YOU'’RE LEAVING TOMORROW.
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YOU ACT LIKE
IT'’S FOREVER.
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WELL, I'’M NOT GONNA SEE YOU
FOR THREE MONTHS.
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WHAT IF EVERYTHING CHANGES ?
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NOTHING IS GOING
TO CHANGE.
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I'’LL GO TO SCHOOL,
YOU'’LL WORK AT THE CO-OP...
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AND WE'’LL SEE EACH OTHER
EVERY SINGLE VACATION.
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AND WHEN I'’M DONE,
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WE'’LL BE TOGETHER.
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PROMISE ?
PROMISE.
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OKAY.
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I GUESS I CAN WAIT.
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NOW... WHERE WERE WE ?
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THAT'’S NO WAY TO PACK
A TRUCK, JUNIOR. THESE
BAGS SHOULD BE BACK THERE.
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OH, COME ON, DAD.
I KNOW WHAT I'’M DOIN'.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
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BUT DON'’T COME
CRYIN'’ TO ME WHEN MY
GRANDDAUGHTER'’S CLOTHES...
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ARE SCATTERED ALL
UP AND DOWN THE HIGHWAY.
WATCH YOUR HANDS.
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ZACK,
WHERE'’S YOUR SISTER ?
WHAT ?
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I DON'’T KNOW. MAYBE SHE'S
STILL IN THE BARN WITH--
[ Clearing Throat ]
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[ Connie ]
ZACK.
WHAT ?
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[ Walter ]
REBECCA ! LET'’S GO !
JUST A MINUTE.
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OKAY !
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LEARN A LOT, SHORTCAKE !
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[ Zack ]
HOW LONG '’TIL
WE GET THERE ?
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[ Connie ]
TWO DAYS, ZACK,
SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL RELAX.
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[ Zack ]
SHIT.
[ Connie ]
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
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I SAID, "SHOOT."
HMM, WALTER,
ISN'’T THAT THE LONG WAY ?
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[ Walter ] YOU WANNA DRIVE ?
I'’M SORRY.
I'’M TRYING TO HELP.
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[ Zack ]
NEXT STOP,
SUNNY CALIFORNIA.
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STOP !
I'’M DOIN' THE DRIVIN'’
HERE, CONNIE.
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[ Everyone Arguing ]
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[ Man On P.A. System ]
ALL FRESHMAN MUST REPORT
FOR REGISTRATION BY 6:00 P.M.
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IF YOU DON'’T REGISTER,
YOU DON'’T EXIST.
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[ Rebecca ]
QUIT IT, YOU LITTLE--
[ Zack ] I DON'’T HAVE TO.
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FINE, I'’M IGNORING YOU NOW.
[ Walter ]
IF YOU KIDS DON'’T SHUT UP,
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I'’M GONNA TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
WE'’RE GONNA GO RIGHT BACK HOME.
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[ Zack ] YOU DON'’T HAVE TO
FREAK, DAD. SPEAKING OF FREAKS,
HEY, HOW YA DOIN'’ ?
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[ Walter ]
LOOK AT THAT IDIOT. [ Zack ] GREAT SCHOOL, REBECCA.
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YOU NEED A LOBOTOMY
TO GET IN HERE ?
SHUT UP !
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DON'’T SAY
SHUT UP.
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COMING THROUGH !
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OH, MY GOD. WE'’RE NEVER
GONNA GET THROUGH HERE.
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- ZACK, COME ON.
- ZACK, DO YOUR SHARE.
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- I'’M NOT A BELLBOY.
- HEY, PICK UP THE TRUNK !
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MOM--
[ Connie ]
WALTER, DON'’T YOU
YELL AT HIM IN PUBLIC !
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- YOUR FATHER'’S A LITTLE
OUT OF HIS ELEMENT.
- CAN WE JUST GO TO MY ROOM ?
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I'’LL TAKE THE TRUNK.
CONNIE !
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- YOU TAKE THIS OR YOU'’RE
NOT GOING TO DISNEYLAND.
- WHAT ?
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WAIT A MINUTE, WILL YA ?
WAIT A MINUTE !
I CAN DO IT.
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LOOK AT THEM TWO.
THEY'’RE FRESH OFF THE FARM,
AREN'’T THEY ?
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♪♪ [ Heavy Metal Blaring ]
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[ Zack ] SHUT UP ! STOP
PUSHING ME !
[ Rebecca ]
YOU SHUT UP !
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
COME ON NOW.
STOP FIGHTING, PLEASE !
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♪♪
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[ Gasping ]
EXCUSE US.
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HEY, T.J. !
WATCH OUT !
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EXCUSE ME, DUDE.
EXCUSE ME.
GODDAMN !
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REBECCA, COME ON.
LET'’S JUST KEEP MOVIN',
EVERYBODY. COME ON.
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THIS IS THE, UH,
OPPORTUNITY THAT YOU
WANTED FOR YOUR DAUGHTER ?
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THIS IS IT.
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GO !
SHUT UP.
ZACK, OKAY, THAT'’S IT.
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GOD !
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ZACK, BE CARE--
OHH ! MOM !
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OH, HERE THEY ARE.
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AT LEAST SHE'’S
GONNA BE ACROSS THE HALL
FROM SOMEBODY WHO'’S IN CHARGE.
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SENSIBLE WHITE COTTON
BRIEFS, REBECCA. MUST BE
A REAL THRILL SEEKER.
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ZACK. ZACK !
WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT,
BOTH OF YOU ! STOP IT !
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HEY, HEY.
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OH, HONEY, LOOK HOW
WRINKLED EVERYTHING IS.
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- NOW THISIS UNDERWEAR.
- ZACK !
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STAY OUT OF HER DRAWER.
OH, ZACK, CAN YOU
GIMME THE KEY, PLEASE ?
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I DON'’T HAVE IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
I TOLD YOU TO BRING IT.
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DAMN IT, ZACK, I SWEAR,
I THINK YOUR BRAIN PRODUCES...
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- A CHEMICAL
THAT BLOCKS OUT MY VOICE.
- EXCUSE ME, I CAN'’T HEAR YOU.
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- [ Sighs ]
- STOP IT !
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HI. I'’M CAROL.
I'’M YOUR NEW ROOMMATE.
ROOMMATE. HI.
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I KNOW YOU TWO ARE JUST
GONNA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS.
MOM.
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WELL, I'’LL LEAVE YOU TWO
TO GET ACQUAINTED.
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AH !
HI, I'’M REBECCA.
I, UH--
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I THINK THERE'’S SOME LAW
THAT SAYS YOUR FAMILY'’S...
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SUPPOSED TO EMBARRASS YOU
ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.
I THINK IT'’S MURPHY'S.
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I'’M SORRY.
MY FAMILY'’S
THE SAME WAY.
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HEY, CAROL, PHONE !
AH, COMMUNAL LIVING.
EXCUSE ME.
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OH, BYE-BYE.
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- WHAT A NICE GIRL.
- SO GUESS THAT'’S IT, HUH ?
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NOPE, NOPE. I GOTTA FIND
A SCREWDRIVER SO I CAN GET
THIS TRUNK OPEN FOR YA.
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[ Sighs ]
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[ Indistinct Chatter ]
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♪♪ [ Heavy Metal Blaring ]
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HELLO ?
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HELLO ?
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ANYBODY HOME ?
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- HELLO !
- HEY !
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[ Laughing ]
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OH, UH, SORRY.
I NEED A, UH, SCREWDRIVER.
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AH, I'’M SORRY.
I'’M ALL OUT OF VODKA.
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OH, NO, NO, NO. I-I-I NEED
TO BORROW A REAL SCREWDRIVER...
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UH, TO OPEN MY...
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UH, UH, MY, UH,
DAUGHTER'’S TRUNK.
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OH, YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER.
HA ! IS SHE HOT ?
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WHAT ?
DON'’T WORRY. I'LL KEEP
A SPECIAL EYE ON HER FOR YA.
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MY NAME'’S CRAWL.
OH, UH-- [ Gasps ]
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HA ! AND I'’M
THE RESIDENT ADVISOR.
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AW, SHIT.
WHAT ? HEY, WAIT.
COME BACK.
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AW, SHIT !
DON'’T LEAVE ME HANGIN' !
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OOH !
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I'’M NOT GONNA HAVE HER LIVIN'
ACROSS THE HALL FROM THAT, UH,
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THAT, THAT
THING OVER THERE !
WHO ?
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- I TOLD YOU I DIDN'’T LIKE
THIS COED BUSINESS.
- CALM DOWN, WALTER.
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HEY ! OH.
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REBECCA, EVERYONE,
I'’D LIKE YOU TO MEET
MY GIRLFRIEND LISA.
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HI.
[ Warners ]
HI.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'’M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
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- AREN'’T YOU, ZACK ? - [ Zack ] SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
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WELL, I'’M SURE
I'’LL SEE YOU AGAIN SOON.
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- YEAH.
- AND I'’LL SEE YOU
NEXT WEEKEND.
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OH, DAD. DAD, DO YOU HAVE
YOUR CAMERA HANDY ? OHH !
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NOW YOU JUST REMEMBER.
IF YOU DON'’T LIKE THIS DAMN
PLACE, YOU CAN GO TO STATE.
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SHE'’S GONNA LOVE IT, WALTER.
AREN'’T YOU, DEAR ?
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- YOU GUYS, I'’LL BE FINE.
- STAY OUT OF TROUBLE, OKAY ?
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I WILL AS LONG AS YOU
STAY OUT OF MY ROOM.
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OH, AND GIVE YOUR ROOMMATE
A BIG KISS FOR ME.
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IN THE SHOWER.
GET IN THE CAR,
ZACK.
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LET'’S JUST GET THE RULES
STRAIGHT HERE.
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THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY
NO PARTYING IN THIS HALL
BETWEEN THE HOURS...
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OF 5:00 AND 6:00 IN THE
MORNING WITHOUT MY EXPRESSED
WRITTEN PERMISSION.
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OKAY, COOL.
CARRY ON.
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I'’M A CARNIVORE AND I SMELL FRESHMAN MEAT, UH !
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[ Moaning, Laughing ]
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PAPPY.
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[ Crawl ]
UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY.
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MOVING IN FOR THE CLOSE-UP.
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SHOW ME LOVE !
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AND... CUT.
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YOU HAVE GOT CHARISMA !
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WHAT IS THAT ?
IT'’S A SPECIAL QUALITY
OF LEADERSHIP...
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THAT CAPTURES THE POPULAR
IMAGINATION AND INSPIRES
ALLEGIANCE AND DEVOTION.
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I MEAN THE THING
IN YOUR HAND.
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IT'’S A TOOL.
IT'’S FOR YOUR TRUNK.
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OH. THANKS.
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00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:27,007
MY NAME IS CRAWL AND
I'’M THE R.A. AND YOU'RE, UH--
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UH.
W-W-WAIT.
DON'’T TELL ME. SALLY ?
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00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,317
JESSIE ? RAPHAEL ?
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REBECCA.
OH, BEC-CA.
[ Laughs ]
I LIKE IT.
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00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,848
- SO WHERE YA FROM ?
- UH, SOUTH DAKOTA.
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FRESH OFF THE FARM.
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'’T BELIEVE IT.
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RIGHT ACROSS THE HALLWAY.
HALLELUJAH.
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00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:51,771
SO YOU'’RE INBRED.
EXCUSE ME ?
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00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:55,470
YOU KNOW,
WHERE YOUR MOM'’S YOUR DAD
AND YOUR DAD'’S YOUR BROTHER.
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NO, I AM NOT INBRED.
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00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:03,652
HMM. PRIME USDA CHOICE
TERIYA-KI.
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,785
I HAVE TO GO
TO ORIENTATION.
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00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,788
WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
I'’LL BE--
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OOH, HEY, CHARISMA.
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IT'’S A SPECIAL QUALITY OF
LEADERSHIP THAT CAPTURES
POPULAR IMAGINATION...
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AND INSPIRES
ALLEGIANCE.
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[ Telephone Ringing ]
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DAMN IT, TRACY.
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I SAID I'’D BE
RIGHT THERE.
TRAVIS ?
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REBECCA, HI.
HI.
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00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:35,902
HEY, I WAS JUST CLOSIN'’ UP.
SO, HOW'’S LIFE
IN THE BIG CITY ?
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00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,818
[ Laughs ]
EVERYTHING'’S FINE.
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00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,211
I MISS YOU.
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00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:44,824
OH, SAME HERE. HEY,
IT'’LL BE THANKSGIVING SOON.
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00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:47,304
OH, CAN'’T WAIT.
YEAH, ME EITHER.
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00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,437
SO HOW'’S EVERYTHING
ELSE GOIN'’ ?
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00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:52,483
OH, I DON'’T KNOW.
IT'’S REALLY WEIRD.
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00:13:52,614 --> 00:13:55,878
WELL, THAT'’S
CALIFORNIA FOR YA.
YEAH, I GUESS.
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00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:58,402
I TRIED TO TELL YA.
I KNOW.
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[ P.A. System ] BECAUSE
OF THE SUCCESS OF LAST YEAR'’S
"LET THE GRUNIONS LIVE" MARCH,
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WE'’RE ANNOUNCING
THE FORMATION OF THE
"SAVE THE VEAL" COMMITTEE.
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00:14:06,454 --> 00:14:10,197
NOW YOU GOTTA MAKE MOMMY
AND DADDY PROUD, RIGHT ?
THEY SENT YOU HERE.
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00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:13,722
HMM. BLONDIE,
WHAT'’S UP ?
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00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,072
SHUT UP, DICK !
OW !
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00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,423
GEEZ !
[ P.A. System ]
THEY NEED OUR HELP.
THE ORGANIZING COMMITTEE...
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WILL BE MEETING TONIGHT
AT THE STUDENT UNION AT 7:30.
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00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:24,994
TOFU SCALLOPINI
WILL BE SERVED.
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00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:29,259
WHAT'’S UP, DICK ?
AAH-AAH-AAH !
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00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,696
♪♪ [ Heavy Metal ]
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00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:44,840
'’CAUSE WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET
THE BEER FOR THE BEER BONG.
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00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:48,104
OH, YOU FRISKY LITTLE THING.
MEOW !
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00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,718
[ Grunts ]
GREAT COSTUME !
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♪ DO YOU KNOW
WHERE YOU WANNA GO ♪
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♪ I AIN'’T GOT TIME
FOR YOU NOW ♪
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♪ DO YA THINK THAT
THERE'’LL EVER BE ♪
[ Girl ] OOH, GROSS !
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♪ '’CAUSE ALL
I EVER WANTED SO FAR ♪
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YUCK ! NO.
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♪♪ [ Music Continues ]
WHOA, I'’M SORRY,
LITTLE LADY.
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GREAT COSTUME.
THANKS.
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00:15:15,436 --> 00:15:17,960
YEAH, YEAH,
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
YOU'’RE A HICK WASHER WOMAN.
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00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:20,006
[ Laughs ]
EXCUSE ME.
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00:15:20,136 --> 00:15:23,661
[ Indistinct Chatter ]
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00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,801
[ Basket Bangs ]
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00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:35,325
SORRY, BECCA.
UH, JUST SORTA HAPPENED.
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00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,633
WANT A BEER ?
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00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:41,853
OH, NO, THANKS.
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00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,862
GET UP. GET UP !
[ Girl ]
UH-OH.
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00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,169
WHAT ?
WHAT ?
OH, MAN.
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00:15:53,300 --> 00:15:56,172
OH, IT'’S HER--
IT'’S LIKE A LITTLE
HORSEY THING.
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00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:58,958
[ Carol ]
REBECCA, I--
FORGET THIS.
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00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:00,916
SORRY
ABOUT THAT.
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00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:04,572
[ Babbling ]
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00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,488
HEY, BEC-CA.
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00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,664
WHAT'’S UP ?
I'’M LEAVING.
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00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:12,754
[ Spanish Accent ]
DO YOU KNOW OF A BETTER
PARTY THAN THIS ?
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00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:16,236
NO, I'’M LEAVING SCHOOL.
I'’M, I'M GOING HOME.
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00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,239
UHHHHH, NOPE !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
CRAWL ?
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00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:22,851
I'’M SAVING YOU
FROM A MAJOR MISTAKE.
CRAWL, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
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00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,593
GIMME FIVE MINUTES, ALL RIGHT ?
AND IF YOU DON'’T LIKE
WHAT I GOT TO SAY,
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00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,857
THEN YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CALL.
JUST FIVE MINUTES.
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00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:34,384
♪♪ [ Rap ]
RIGHT IN HERE.
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00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,996
OH, I DON'’T WANT
TO GO IN THERE.
[ Lowers Volume ]
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00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:41,478
HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY OUT.
THE PARTY IS O-VER.
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00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,176
MAN, WE WERE JUST
HAVIN'’ FUN, YOU KNOW ?
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00:16:43,306 --> 00:16:46,005
SEE YA TOMORROW, HUH ?
CLIP OUR WINGS,
WHY DON'’T YA ?
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00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:49,617
YEAH, OKAY, GET OUT.
GOLDILOCKS NAKED,
TWO DOORS DOWN.
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00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,707
BYE.
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00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,709
LET ME GUESS.
283
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:59,453
YOU MISS YOUR MOM, DAD,
BOYFRIEND... DOG.
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00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,891
BASICALLY EVERYTHING
YOU CAN THINK OF
BACK AT HOME, RIGHT ?
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00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,024
[ Laughs ]
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00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,983
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?
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00:17:08,114 --> 00:17:11,465
HERE.
LOOK AT THIS.
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00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,122
[ Laughs ]
THAT'’S YOU ?
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00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,342
NO.
FRESHMAN YEAR.
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00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:22,128
OH, MY GOD.
YOU WERE SUCH A NERD.
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00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:25,174
I MEAN--
I'’M SORRY.
THAT'’S FRED.
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00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:29,396
WHAT HAPPENED ?
SIT DOWN. I'’LL TELL
YOU A LITTLE STORY.
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00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,923
BECCA, I TOSSED
THE SPECTACLES.
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00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,491
GREW THE DO,
GUZZLED SOME BREW.
295
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:40,059
THIS IS COLLEGE, MAN.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES.
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00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:47,849
- HOW MANY YEARS
HAVE YOU BEEN HERE ?
- SIX.
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00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,591
BUT, HEY, IT'’S COOL. I'VE
MAJORED IN ALMOST EVERYTHING.
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00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,550
[ Laughs ]
OKAY, UM,
I DON'’T KNOW...
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00:17:53,681 --> 00:17:55,813
WHAT I WANNA BE YET,
BUT RIGHT NOW I'’M HAVIN' FUN.
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00:17:55,944 --> 00:18:00,079
CRAWL, I REALLY APPRECIATE
WHAT YOU'’RE DOING,
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00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:04,170
BUT, I JUST--
I DON'’T FIT IN HERE.
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00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:09,131
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
YOU'’RE NOT EVEN HERE NOW.
YOU'’RE STILL BACK THERE.
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00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:12,091
WHY'’D YOU COME HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE, BEC ?
305
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:16,399
TO TRY SOMETHING
NEW, RIGHT ?
YEAH.
306
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:21,317
WELL, HOW CAN YOU TRY
ANYTHING NEW IF YOU HAVEN'’T
EVEN LEFT CAMPUS YET ?
307
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:23,363
BUSTED.
308
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,669
I KNOW. YOU'’RE RIGHT.
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00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:29,108
YOU GOTTA MINGLE WITH
THE PEOPLE. COME ON, BEC.
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00:18:29,238 --> 00:18:32,111
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE ?
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00:18:32,241 --> 00:18:35,766
SO THE THING IS
IS PEOPLE HERE AND THE
PEOPLE WHERE YOU'’RE FROM--
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00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,855
[ Barking ]
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00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,858
[ Crawl ]
HEY, HE'’S JUST MINGLING.
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00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:44,297
STOP RIGHT NOW.
I'’LL TAKE YOUR PICTURE.
I HAVE TO TAKE A PICTURE.
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00:18:44,427 --> 00:18:48,039
[ French Accent ]
YOU ARE A FRESH LITTLE GIRL.
YOU WILL BE MY KITTY.
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00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,607
HEY, COME IN HERE.
COME ON. IT'’S OKAY.
317
00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:53,088
COME ON.
NOW I KNOW THIS PLACE.
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00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:55,134
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WARDROBE.
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00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:59,225
NOW YOU'’VE GOT
YOUR WEASEL WEAR.
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00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,795
CRAWL,
I WANT HER HAIR.
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00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,797
[ Both Laughing ]
322
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:11,454
[ Rebecca Groaning ]
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00:19:14,544 --> 00:19:16,807
[ Whooping ]
324
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:24,250
I BEAT YOU !
325
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:38,002
[ Laughing ]
TATTOOS.
KRAVITZ.
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00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,396
WHAT'’S UP ?
COME ON.
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00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:44,052
COME ON, BUD-DY.
328
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,707
[ Needle Buzzing ]
329
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,709
OW !
OH !
330
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,233
DOES IT HURT ?
IT'’S BETTER...
331
00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:54,758
THAN A KICK IN THE FACE
WITH A GOLF SHOE.
332
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,239
SO, CRAWL,
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
333
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,502
IT'’S PERMANENT.
334
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:03,202
CRAWL, I'’M MINGLING.
IT'’S UP TO YOU.
335
00:20:03,332 --> 00:20:05,378
[ Man ]
OW-OW. HEY.
OKAY.
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00:20:05,508 --> 00:20:09,164
SO WHAT I WANT
IS SOMETHING FEMININE.
337
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,471
HE'’S STANDING
RIGHT NEXT TO ME.
338
00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:14,300
YOU SEE THAT, HUH ?
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS ?
THE INK SOAKS...
339
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:18,739
IN THE SYSTEM AND THE GUY'’S
FREAKED OUT. LOOK AT HIM !
WHAT ARE YOU, YOU FREAK ?
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00:20:18,869 --> 00:20:21,524
THAT'’S A GOOD POINT.
SO ?
341
00:20:21,655 --> 00:20:25,615
YOU PICK IT,
I STICK IT.
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00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:30,446
♪ IN A PERFECT WORLD
343
00:20:30,577 --> 00:20:34,407
♪ IT WOULD NEVER END
LIKE THIS ♪♪
HEY, THAT IS ENOUGH.
344
00:20:34,537 --> 00:20:36,931
OH, I'’M SORRY.
GOD !
345
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:40,326
YOU DIDN'’T LIKE IT ?
346
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,590
SO WHAT ABOUT YOURS ?
WHAT'’S YOUR FAMILY LIKE ?
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00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,984
SADIE'’S A PIT BOSS
IN VEGAS. SHE'’S ON
HER FOURTH MARRIAGE.
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00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,204
FOURTH ? MY GOD.
TO FRANK.
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00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:52,163
FRANK SELLS
PLASTIC CATHETERS, BEDPANS,
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00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,253
STUFF TO HOSPITALS.
351
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:56,733
YOU'’LL PROBABLY SEE SOME
OF HIS WORK WASH UP HERE
ONSHORE FROM TIME TO TIME.
352
00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:59,693
REALLY, YOU WILL.
[ Rebecca Laughs ]
353
00:20:59,823 --> 00:21:02,478
WOW !
SHE IS FANTASTIC !
354
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,655
LET ME SEE HER.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
OH, OH ! TOUCH ME !
355
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:08,267
TOUCH ME.
HEY, OVER HERE !
356
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:11,270
SOMETHIN'’ JUST CAME UP !
SHE'’S A HOTTIE.
357
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:13,794
THAT'’S THE KIND OF GIRL
I'’M GONNA MARRY, REBECCA.
I PROMISE.
358
00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:15,926
OH, YOU COULD DO
MUCH BETTER THAN THAT ?
BETTER THAN THAT ?
359
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:19,103
WELL, I NEVER SEEN
NO ONE BETTER THAN HER.
360
00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,192
OH, MY GOD.
NO ONE LIKES ME
LIKE HER EVER.
361
00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,674
LOOK AT THAT GUY.
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ?
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00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:27,808
STEROIDS.
HIS CONES
ARE BIGGER THAN MINE.
363
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:31,072
BECCA...
TRAVIS.
364
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,814
WHAT ? I'’M JUST LOOKING.
365
00:21:33,944 --> 00:21:36,686
[ Announcer ]
HOLLYWOOD'’S GOT HER SET UP
FOR THE BODY SLAM AND OH !
366
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:40,516
THAT'’S GOTTA HURT, BOYS.
LIGHTNING COMES BACK WITH A SHOULDER HOOK FOR THE ESCAPE.
367
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,649
WHOO !
GET HER FOR BIG DADDY NOW.
368
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,651
COME ON, FOR BIG DADDY,
BIG DADDY.
369
00:21:44,781 --> 00:21:47,175
[ Indistinct Yelling ]
370
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,351
YEAH !
[ Laughing ]
371
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,311
THOSE ARE MY KIND
OF GIRLS !
LET'’S JUST GO.
LET'’S JUST--
372
00:21:52,441 --> 00:21:56,271
FAKE CONES, LEE PRESS-ONS,
HAIR EXTENSIONS. THAT'’S
THE GIRL I'’M GONNA MARRY.
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00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:58,534
[ Announcer ]
LET'’S HEAR SOME NOISE
FOR HOLLYWOOD AND LIGHTNING,
374
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:01,276
WITH HOLLYWOOD TAKING THAT ONE
IN THREE FALLS, GENTLEMEN.
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00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:05,280
THREE FALLS.
HOLLYWOOD AND LIGHTNING.
HERE. RESIDENT ADVISOR.
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00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,501
[ Announcer ]
ALL RIGHT, SPORTS FANS,
ARE YOU READY TO RUMBLE ?
377
00:22:08,631 --> 00:22:10,546
WE'’VE GOT A CHALLENGE MATCH
THIS EVENING.
378
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:15,334
AND IN THE FAR CORNER,
THE RESIDENT ADVISOR !
CRAWL.
379
00:22:15,464 --> 00:22:19,338
LET'’S HEAR IT
FOR CRAWL !
THAT'’S ME ! OH!
380
00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,776
THAT'’S ME !
THAT'’S ME !
381
00:22:22,906 --> 00:22:25,648
AND HIS WORTHY OPPONENT,
THE QUEEN OF THE RING,
382
00:22:25,779 --> 00:22:30,827
A TON OF FUN,
THE BRAWLIN'’ BUNNY, THUMPER !
383
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:32,873
AHA ! YEAH !
384
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:36,442
I HOPE THE RESIDENT ADVISOR
HASN'’T BEEN DITCHING P.E.
AAH !
385
00:22:36,572 --> 00:22:40,489
THUMPER'’S GOT HIM
UP IN A FULL HELICOPTER.
HE'’S TWIRLIN', HE'’S TWIRLIN' !
386
00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:43,753
OH ! AND DOWN HE GOES
WITH A BODY SLAM, BOYS !
387
00:22:43,884 --> 00:22:46,103
OH, GEEZ !
388
00:22:46,234 --> 00:22:48,279
GET AWAY ! HELP !
389
00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,325
GET AWAY !
390
00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:53,328
GET HIM ! GET HIM !
KILL HIM !
391
00:22:53,459 --> 00:22:55,852
OH ! OH, GOD ! OW !
392
00:22:55,983 --> 00:22:58,202
[ Laughing ]
GET HIM !
393
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:01,989
COME ON ! OW !
GET ME AWAY FROM HERE !
394
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,731
WHOO ! THUMPER !
395
00:23:04,861 --> 00:23:08,038
HELP !
396
00:23:08,169 --> 00:23:10,432
[ Coughing ]
STILL UNDEFEATED.
397
00:23:10,563 --> 00:23:13,087
OUR TON OF FUN,
THE BRAWLING BUNNY,
398
00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:16,264
THE REIGNING CHAMPION,
THUMPER !
YOU--
399
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:20,181
BY THE WAY, BOYS,
SHE'’S ALSO AVAILABLE
FOR WEDDINGS.
400
00:23:20,311 --> 00:23:24,664
[ Indistinct Chatter ]
401
00:23:24,794 --> 00:23:27,318
[ Telephone Ringing ]
402
00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,931
WELL, I'’M OUTTA HERE.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
OH, SEE YA IN A WEEK.
403
00:23:31,061 --> 00:23:35,196
- BECCA, TELEPHONE.
- COMMUNAL LIVING.
404
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:38,634
[ Girl ]
OKAY, THANKS
FOR THE SCARF !
405
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:42,464
YOU GOT HER.
[ Travis ]
HEY.
406
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,554
- HI, WHO IS THIS ?
- IT'’S TRAVIS, YOUR BOYFRIEND.
407
00:23:45,685 --> 00:23:47,556
BYE.
HI. SORRY.
408
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,776
WHAT IS IT
WITH THOSE PEOPLE ?
409
00:23:49,906 --> 00:23:53,214
OH, EVERYONE'’S JUST
GETTIN'’ READY TO GO HOME.
BYE-BYE.
410
00:23:53,344 --> 00:23:55,912
UM, SO I GUESS I'’LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, THOUGH, HUH ?
YEAH, YEAH.
411
00:23:56,043 --> 00:23:59,263
I'’M COMING TO THE AIRPORT
WITH YOUR FAMILY.
CAN'’T WAIT TO SEE YA.
412
00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:02,005
GOT A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT.
OH, YEAH ?
413
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:06,270
YEAH, BUT YOU'’RE GONNA HAVE
TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW.
HEY, BECCA !
414
00:24:06,401 --> 00:24:10,187
STEVEN TYLER P.J.S !
STEVEN TYLER P.J.S !
REBECCA ? REBECCA ?
415
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,581
THAT'’S GREAT,
CRAWL.
REBECCA, ARE YOU LISTENING ?
416
00:24:12,712 --> 00:24:16,367
YEAH, I AM. I'’M SORRY.
IT'’S JUST REALLY HARD
TO TALK RIGHT NOW.
417
00:24:16,498 --> 00:24:20,241
- UM, BUT, OKAY,
SO I'’LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
- YEAH. HEY... I LOVE YOU.
418
00:24:20,371 --> 00:24:25,115
- YEAH, ME TOO. BYE.
- [ Dial Tone ]
419
00:24:25,246 --> 00:24:28,771
"VEAL PARMESAN
SLICED BEEF..."
420
00:24:28,902 --> 00:24:31,339
AND, AH !
I THOUGHT YOU
WERE LEAVING FOR VEGAS.
421
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:35,430
NOPE, FELL THROUGH.
I'’M GONNA STAY HERE
AND MUNCH SOLO, THOUGH.
422
00:24:35,561 --> 00:24:38,520
- BY YOURSELF ?
- IT'’S COOL 'CAUSE,
LOOK, HUNGRYMAN.
423
00:24:38,651 --> 00:24:40,566
THEY CAME OUT
WITH A NEW PILGRIM PLATTER.
424
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,959
I'’M ALL OVER IT.
IT CREATES THE MEAN LOAF.
425
00:24:43,090 --> 00:24:45,875
♪ HOW DO YOU PLEASE
A HUNGRY MAN ♪♪
SING IT, REBECCA !
426
00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,791
- I'’M GONNA GO FINISH PACKING.
- OKAY, WELL, TAKE CARE.
427
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:51,664
NO, I'’LL SEE YOU
BEFORE I LEAVE.
OKAY, BYE.
428
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:55,102
"HUNGRYMAN
SATISFIES YOUR APPETITE
WITH 50% MORE MEAT.
429
00:24:55,232 --> 00:24:58,192
FOR HEARTY APPETITES
AND YOUR ENJOYMENT,
WE OFFER A HUNGRY--"
430
00:24:58,322 --> 00:25:00,324
[ Microwave Beeps ]
WHAT ARE YOU--
HEY.
431
00:25:00,455 --> 00:25:03,066
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
432
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:14,208
HOLD UP THE SIGN
SO SHE CAN SEE IT.
433
00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:21,389
ZACK !
BONK !
434
00:25:25,393 --> 00:25:27,874
OOW !
WHAT'’S UP, BUDDIES ?
435
00:25:28,004 --> 00:25:30,833
HA ! GUYS !
436
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:33,619
IS THAT HER ?
IS THAT--
HUH ?
437
00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,970
[ Connie ]
ITIS HER. OH, NO.
CHECK IT.
438
00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,015
GODDAMN.
[ Rebecca ]
WEASEL WEAR.
439
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,194
CONNIE. WALTER.
440
00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:47,981
[ Laughs ]
SORRY.
441
00:25:51,027 --> 00:25:53,377
WHAT'’S UP, BRO ?
EXCUSE ME ?
442
00:25:53,508 --> 00:25:55,597
THANKS FOR THE SIGN.
443
00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:59,340
TRAVIS.
IT'’S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
444
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:02,909
FINE. HOW ARE YOU ?
HAPPENING.
445
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:05,694
- [ Connie ] UH, WHERE'’S
YOUR FRIEND, DEAR ?
- OH, HE WAS RIGHT--
446
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,654
- [ Everyone ] HE ?
- AND... CUT !
447
00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,308
GUYS, THIS IS CRAWL.
448
00:26:11,439 --> 00:26:16,009
WARNERS.
THE FAMILY I NEVER HAD.
449
00:26:16,139 --> 00:26:18,098
HUH !
[ Laughing ]
450
00:26:18,228 --> 00:26:20,274
CRAWL, THIS IS
MY FAMILY.
451
00:26:20,404 --> 00:26:25,018
YOU MUST BE ZACK.
BECCA TOLD ME ABOUT THOSE
PUFFY CHEEKIES !
OW ! MOM !
452
00:26:25,148 --> 00:26:28,499
BUT SHE NEVER SAID
SHE HAD A YOUNGER SISTER.
453
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:31,764
HUH ! WE'’RE OLD FRIENDS,
'’MEMBER ?
454
00:26:31,894 --> 00:26:36,420
YOU'’LL BE HAPPY TO KNOW,
THOUGH, RIGHT AFTER YOU BAILED,
I POPPED YOUR DAUGHTER'’S TRUNK.
455
00:26:36,551 --> 00:26:38,597
OH, SHIT.
456
00:26:38,727 --> 00:26:43,427
[ Laughing ]
[ Crawl ]
NORTH DAKOTA, SOUTH DAKOTA,
EAST DAKOTA, WEST DAKOTA.
457
00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:48,432
YEAH ! COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON !
458
00:26:48,563 --> 00:26:52,306
♪ GREEN ACRES
IS THE PLACE TO BE ♪
459
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:56,397
♪ FARM LIVIN'’
IS THE LIFE FOR ME ♪
460
00:26:56,527 --> 00:27:00,401
♪ LAND SPREADIN'’ OUT
SO FAR AND WIDE ♪
461
00:27:00,531 --> 00:27:04,361
♪ KEEP MANHATTAN JUST
GIMME THAT COUNTRYSIDE ♪♪
462
00:27:04,492 --> 00:27:06,973
NO DOWNTOWN !
MIDDLE AMERICA !
463
00:27:07,103 --> 00:27:11,151
OH, BUDDY ! I'’M HERE !
I HAVE ARRIVED !
464
00:27:11,281 --> 00:27:13,588
OH ! OH !
[ Kisses Ground ]
465
00:27:13,719 --> 00:27:15,982
OH ! NOING-NOING
NOING-NOING-NOING.
466
00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:20,029
HOUSE LOOKS GREAT.
YES, DEAR.
SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE.
467
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,336
OH, PAPPY !
468
00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,169
EXCUSE ME. HI, CAN YOU
JUST TAPE THIS FOR US ?
469
00:27:29,299 --> 00:27:31,345
JUST-- YEAH, JUST--
HERE. JUST GET ME.
470
00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:35,175
OH, WHAT'’S UP,
MIDDLE AMERICA ?
471
00:27:35,305 --> 00:27:37,830
RIPPIN'’ THE FIELDS.
A-HOO ! A-HOO !
472
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,137
GETTIN'’ BARRELED.
PIPELINE. OOH !
473
00:27:41,268 --> 00:27:44,053
SORRY. I JUST
GET REAL EXCITED.
JUST NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE.
474
00:27:44,184 --> 00:27:46,708
LOOK, UH, UH, CROTCH.
475
00:27:46,839 --> 00:27:51,670
CRAWL.
RIGHT. YOU'’RE GONNA BE
SLEEPIN'’ UP IN ZACK'S ROOM.
476
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,761
COOL. WE'’LL GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
CAN'’T WAIT.
477
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:59,590
WHAT'’D THEY DO TO YA,
SHORTCAKE ? I CAN'’T
HARDLY RECOGNIZE YOU.
478
00:27:59,721 --> 00:28:02,681
CHICKENS.
YOU GUYS HAVE
CHICKENS ?
479
00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:05,118
OH, I LOVE
CHICKENS.
480
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:09,600
ARE THEY EXTRA CRISPY
OR ORIGINAL RECIPE ?
[ Cackling ]
481
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,690
WHO IN THE HELL
IS THAT ?
482
00:28:13,430 --> 00:28:15,694
[ Babbling ]
483
00:28:15,824 --> 00:28:18,218
[ Cackling Continues ]
WHAT'’S WRONG ?
484
00:28:18,348 --> 00:28:21,482
WE HAVE TO TALK.
COME ON.
485
00:28:21,612 --> 00:28:24,137
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY.
486
00:28:24,267 --> 00:28:26,879
[ Crawl ]
WAIT, STOP ! HI, SWEETIE.
487
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:29,882
[ Cackling ]
I'’M ON YOUR SIDE.
488
00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,232
CHICKENS !
489
00:28:32,362 --> 00:28:35,278
HEY, I WOULDN'’T GET ANY CLOSER
THAN THAT IF I WAS YOU.
490
00:28:35,626 --> 00:28:38,542
YOU GO IN THERE,
OLD SAMSON, HE'’S GONNA
HAVE HIS WAY WITH YOU.
491
00:28:38,673 --> 00:28:43,156
CHICKENS ? PLEASE.
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE.
BULL. [ Snorting ]
492
00:28:43,286 --> 00:28:44,853
[ Snorting ]
493
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:48,422
- AAH, AAH, AAH !
- YAH ! BACK OFF, SAMSON !
494
00:28:48,552 --> 00:28:51,730
AH, AH !
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
495
00:28:51,860 --> 00:28:54,123
HEY, HEY !
WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'’ ?
496
00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:58,954
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK
YOU FOR SAVING ME. I'’VE
NEVER BEEN ON A FARM BEFORE.
497
00:28:59,085 --> 00:29:02,610
YOU'’RE KIDDIN'.
UH-UH. HI.
498
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:06,440
I'’M REBECCA'S FRIEND.
MY NAME'’S CRAWL.
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, BRO.
499
00:29:06,570 --> 00:29:10,357
OW.
I'’M THEO.
NICE TO MEET YOU, BRO.
500
00:29:10,487 --> 00:29:14,361
OW, OW, OW, OW,
OW, OW, OW, OW.
[ Knuckles Cracking ]
501
00:29:14,491 --> 00:29:19,627
EASE UP ON THE STEROIDS.
JUICE WILL MAKE THE JEWELS
SHRIVEL INTO SUN-DRIED TOMATOES.
502
00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,629
OW, OW.
503
00:29:27,896 --> 00:29:30,420
OH, ELSIE.
SO WHAT'’S GOIN'--
504
00:29:30,551 --> 00:29:34,294
OH, SHIT !
SAME OLD TRICKS.
COME ON.
505
00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:37,123
COME ON,
SWEETHEART.
[ Mooing ]
506
00:29:38,864 --> 00:29:41,301
OH, MY GOD.
IT'’S BARTLES OR JAYMES.
507
00:29:41,431 --> 00:29:44,260
DUDE, WHICH ONE
ARE YOU ?
508
00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:46,959
I NEED A PEN.
SIGN MY JACKET, BRO.
509
00:29:47,089 --> 00:29:50,658
YOU HAVE NO CLUE
ON HOW HUGE YOU ARE
WITH THE COLLEGE CIRCUIT.
510
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,008
WE LOVE
YOUR WINE COOLERS.
511
00:29:53,139 --> 00:29:57,621
CAN'’T HE SLEEP IN THE BARN ?
ZACK, I'’M NOT GONNA HAVE
THAT, UH, UH, WHAT'’S-HIS-NAME...
512
00:29:57,752 --> 00:30:01,147
SLEEPIN'’ OUT THERE
IN THE BARN SO JUST COOL IT.
513
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:03,758
FINE. I'’LL SLEEP
IN THE BARN.
STOP WHINING.
514
00:30:03,889 --> 00:30:07,283
JUST GO UPSTAIRS
AND SET UP THE COT.
I DON'’T WANT TO.
515
00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:10,809
[ Talking Loudly ]
MAYBE I CAN WHITTLE WOOD
WITH YOU SOMETIME,
516
00:30:10,939 --> 00:30:12,898
COOL, BUDDY ?
517
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:14,943
AH--
518
00:30:15,074 --> 00:30:17,554
STICK-Y.
519
00:30:17,685 --> 00:30:20,079
OKAY, SAY BYE,
BARTLE.
520
00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:22,081
SEE YA LATER.
I'’M GONNA BE--
521
00:30:22,211 --> 00:30:25,214
I'’LL JUST BE, UM--
THERE'’S, UM--
522
00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:27,434
[ Screen Creaking ]
523
00:30:27,564 --> 00:30:31,090
HEY, WARNERS ?
LOOK, I'’M SORRY
I SNAPPED BACK THERE.
524
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,614
I JUST NEVER BEEN
IN A PLACE SO PURE.
525
00:30:33,744 --> 00:30:36,835
SO IF I'’M BEING AN
INCONVENIENCE, LET ME KNOW.
WELL, ACTUALLY--
526
00:30:36,965 --> 00:30:40,186
NOT AT ALL. PLEASE JUST
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
REALLY ?
527
00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,362
UM-HMM.
WHERE'’S THE KITCHEN ?
528
00:30:42,492 --> 00:30:45,713
IT'’S RIGHT BACK THERE.
I'’M GONNA GO MUNCHING
ON SOME GRINDAGE...
529
00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:47,846
BYE.
530
00:30:47,976 --> 00:30:50,239
HA ! OOH-OOH !
531
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:53,068
[ Crawl Gasps ]
532
00:30:53,199 --> 00:30:55,157
LOOK AT THIS PLACE.
533
00:30:55,288 --> 00:30:58,291
[ Cockney Accent ]
SPECTACULAR QUARTERS, ME MATEY.
534
00:30:58,421 --> 00:31:02,034
DID YOU DESIGN IT YOURSELF ?
LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU, BUDDY.
535
00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:04,427
A SANDWICH TOO.
536
00:31:04,558 --> 00:31:07,169
THAT'’S OKAY.
I'’LL PASS.
YOU SURE ?
537
00:31:07,300 --> 00:31:10,956
YEAH.
OKAY,
I'’LL PUT IT OVER THERE JUST
IN CASE YOU GET HUNGRY LATER.
538
00:31:11,086 --> 00:31:13,001
SINCE WE'’RE
GONNA BE ROOMMATES.
539
00:31:13,132 --> 00:31:16,875
[ Gasps ] THE 2-CJX !
LOOK AT THIS.
[ Computer ]
HELLO, ZACK.
540
00:31:17,005 --> 00:31:20,226
DON'’T TOUCH THAT.
I JUST WANTED
TO TAKE A PEEP.
541
00:31:20,356 --> 00:31:23,359
MAYBE NOW'’S A GOOD TIME
TO TALK ABOUT THE RULES
IN MY ROOM.
542
00:31:23,490 --> 00:31:25,971
RULES ?
YEAH.
543
00:31:26,101 --> 00:31:29,148
RULE NUMBER ONE:
DON'’T TOUCH ANYTHING.
544
00:31:29,278 --> 00:31:32,586
AND WHAT'’S RULE NUMBER TWO ?
THERE'’S ONLY ONE RULE.
545
00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:37,199
DON'’T TOUCH--
ANYTHING !
546
00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,549
GOT IT.
547
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,682
I'’M TAKIN' THIS BACK.
548
00:31:43,162 --> 00:31:45,904
YOU EVER MEET
THE TOOTH FAIRY ?
NO.
549
00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:47,731
NEVER ?
NO.
550
00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:55,696
I WOULDN'’T FALL ASLEEP
IF I WERE YOU.
MOM !
551
00:31:55,826 --> 00:31:57,959
I'’M JUST KIDDING !
MOM !
552
00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:00,266
RELAX, BRO.
COME ON.
553
00:32:00,396 --> 00:32:04,226
I'’M BECCA'S FRIEND, DUDE.
PUFFY CHEEKS, CHILL.
554
00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:06,925
THERE, GIRL.
[ Mooing ]
555
00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:11,973
- SO, UM,
HOW'’S YOUR MOM DOIN' ?
- SO... WHAT'’S GOIN' ON ?
556
00:32:12,104 --> 00:32:15,716
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
- THIS GUY.
557
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:20,634
- I MEAN, WHO IS HE ?
- OH, TRAVIS, I'’M SORRY.
HE'’S MY NEIGHBOR.
558
00:32:20,764 --> 00:32:25,334
HE-HE WAS ALONE
FOR THANKSGIVING.
HE'’S JUST A FRIEND.
559
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,554
OH.
560
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:34,953
OH, I'’M SO GLAD
YOU'’RE FINALLY HERE.
561
00:32:35,083 --> 00:32:37,956
YOU KNOW WHAT ?
I GOTTA GET BACK IN.
562
00:32:38,086 --> 00:32:41,960
OH, NO, WAIT. UH,
BEFORE YOU GO, UM, UH--
WHAT ?
563
00:32:42,090 --> 00:32:43,962
WHAT ?
564
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:47,139
WELL, I-I'’VE BEEN THINKIN'
A LOT ABOUT US LATELY,
YOU KNOW ?
565
00:32:47,269 --> 00:32:50,707
I MEAN, YOU'’VE BEEN GONE
FOR THREE MONTHS
AND I REALIZED...
566
00:32:50,838 --> 00:32:53,145
HOW MUCH
I LOVE YOU.
TRAVIS.
567
00:32:53,275 --> 00:32:56,931
AND I GUESS WHAT
I'’M TRYIN' TO SAY IS...
568
00:32:58,411 --> 00:33:01,066
REBECCA, WILL YOU--
OH, GOD.
569
00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:03,677
WH-WHAT IS IT ?
I'’M FEELING
JUST A LITTLE, UM--
570
00:33:03,807 --> 00:33:06,723
I'’M JUST A LITTLE DIZZY,
THAT'’S ALL.
ARE YOU OKAY ?
571
00:33:06,854 --> 00:33:09,509
YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW,
I THINK WITH THE PLANE
AND ALL THE EXCITEMENT,
572
00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:11,990
I'’M JUST A LITTLE WORN OUT.
WELL, THAT'’S OKAY.
THAT'’S OKAY.
573
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,905
IT'’S NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT ALL WEEK, RIGHT ?
574
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:17,996
RIGHT.
WHY DON'’T YOU
TAKE A NAP ?
575
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:21,434
OKAY.
AND I'’LL SEE YA TONIGHT
AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, RIGHT ?
576
00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,611
RIGHT, RIGHT. OKAY.
OKAY.
577
00:33:26,004 --> 00:33:28,180
OH !
[ Laughs ]
578
00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:31,009
OH, REBECCA,
DON'’T WORRY ABOUT YOUR HAIR.
579
00:33:31,139 --> 00:33:34,055
IT'’LL GROW BACK.
[ Laughs ]
580
00:33:34,186 --> 00:33:38,016
- [ Computer ]
ERROR. ERROR. ERROR.
- DAMN IT.
581
00:33:38,146 --> 00:33:41,497
ERROR. ERROR.
CAN I SHOW YOU A SHORTCUT ?
582
00:33:41,628 --> 00:33:43,456
YOUSHOW MEA SHORTCUT ?
YEAH,
583
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,458
MESHOW YOU
A SHORTCUT.
ERROR. ERROR.
584
00:33:45,588 --> 00:33:50,332
CAN I-- I HAVE TO TOUCH
YOUR COMPUTER, THOUGH.
BE MY GUEST.
585
00:33:50,463 --> 00:33:55,816
ERROR. ERROR.
ERROR. ERROR.
586
00:33:55,946 --> 00:33:57,818
ERROR.
[ Typing ]
587
00:33:57,948 --> 00:34:00,864
- [ Beeping ]
- SEE THAT ?
588
00:34:03,693 --> 00:34:08,046
- [ Computer ]
LOADING.
- TA-DA !
589
00:34:08,176 --> 00:34:12,224
IT'’S GONE.
HOW'’D YOU DO IT ?
590
00:34:12,354 --> 00:34:15,836
YOUR PC GOT HARSHED, RIGHT,
'’CAUSE YOUR SYSTEM HEAPS
AT THE WRONG PARAMETER.
591
00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:19,318
SO I TOASTED
THE DATED DIRECTORY,
TWEAKED THE P-RAM...
592
00:34:19,448 --> 00:34:21,494
AND REGLAZED YOUR SUBROUTINE.
593
00:34:21,624 --> 00:34:25,759
- HOW'’D SOMEONE LIKE YOU
GET INTO COMPUTERS ?
- GREW UP AT CAESAR'’S PALACE.
594
00:34:25,889 --> 00:34:30,459
RIGHT ?
IN VEGAS ? GAMBLING, CONES,
THE WHOLE PACKAGE, RIGHT ?
595
00:34:30,590 --> 00:34:33,810
DIDN'’T HAVE ANY FRIENDS,
SO I JUST POUNDED AWAY
ON THE OLD KEYBOARD...
596
00:34:33,941 --> 00:34:37,379
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS,
SOLO MISSION. I DON'’T KNOW.
597
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:40,817
SO YOU'’RE JUST
AN OLD HACKER LIKE ME
BUT DISGUISED AS AN IDIOT.
598
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:44,952
[ Laughs ]
YEAH, BASICALLY.
ZACK, CAN YOU PLEASE LEAVE ?
599
00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:47,520
- WE'’RE BUSY.
- ZACK, PLEASE.
600
00:34:47,650 --> 00:34:49,783
NO, IT'’S MY ROOM.
601
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,785
OURROOM.
OUR.
602
00:34:51,915 --> 00:34:53,830
I'’LL TELL MOM WHERE
ALL YOUR PLAYBOYSARE.
[ Kicks Box ]
603
00:34:53,961 --> 00:34:58,183
- SO ? I'’LL TELL DAD
YOU GOT A TATTOO.
- GO AHEAD. I DON'’T CARE.
604
00:34:58,313 --> 00:35:00,837
PLAYBOYS ?
DUDE, DON'’T HOLD OUT
ON ME, BRO. WHAT MONTH ?
605
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:03,275
I'’M A SUBSCRIBER.
606
00:35:03,405 --> 00:35:05,451
[ Grunts ]
607
00:35:05,581 --> 00:35:08,758
WHOA.
608
00:35:08,889 --> 00:35:12,110
CRAWL, WE HAVE TO TALK.
YEAH, I COULD SEE THAT.
WHAT'’S THE PROBLEM, BECCA ?
609
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:14,938
TRAVIS IS GONNA ASK ME
TO MARRY HIM.
WHAT ?
610
00:35:15,069 --> 00:35:18,551
- [ Laughs ]
HE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE.
- [ Groans ]
611
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,467
I THOUGHT HE WAS WHAT I
WANTED, BUT NOW I JUST CAN'’T
SEE MYSELF SETTLING DOWN.
612
00:35:21,597 --> 00:35:24,122
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'’M REALLY TOO YOUNG...
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
613
00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:27,125
TO BE THINKING ABOUT
THESE THINGS. WHAT ?
HEY,
HEY, HEY, STOP ! STOP !
614
00:35:27,255 --> 00:35:29,779
SIT DOWN.
RELAX.
WHAT ?
615
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:32,652
HEY, YOU DON'’T HAVE TO DO
ANYTHING YOU DON'’T WANNA DO.
616
00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,220
CRAWL, IT'’S NOT
THAT EASY.
617
00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:42,357
YOU KNOW, WE'’VE BEEN
TOGETHER FOR A LONG TIME.
618
00:35:42,488 --> 00:35:44,533
I JUST DON'’T WANNA HURT HIM.
619
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:47,406
JUST REMEMBER,
THE LONGER YOU WAIT,
THE MORE PAINFUL IT'’S GONNA BE.
620
00:35:47,536 --> 00:35:50,148
I KNOW.
621
00:35:50,278 --> 00:35:54,326
[ Sighs ]
I'’LL TELL HIM TONIGHT.
622
00:35:54,456 --> 00:35:57,329
LISTEN, I-I GOTTA
TELLYOU SOMETHIN'’.
WHAT ?
623
00:35:59,287 --> 00:36:02,072
MY GEAR, MAN.
I'’M FEELIN' REALLY OUT OF PLACE.
624
00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:06,512
- YOU GOTTA HOOK ME UP
WITH SOME RUSTIC WEAR.
- [ Laughing ]
625
00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:09,079
I COULD TAKE YOUR STYLE WITH MY
STYLE AND JUST INTERWEAVE '’EM.
626
00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:11,604
[ Laughing ]
GET YOUR HAT.
LET'’S CRUISE. COME ON.
627
00:36:19,264 --> 00:36:22,789
[ Crawl ]
OWW !
♪ HEY, GOOD LOOKIN'’ ♪
628
00:36:22,919 --> 00:36:25,966
♪ WHAT YA GOT COOKIN'’ ♪
[ Horn Honking ]
629
00:36:26,096 --> 00:36:30,927
♪ HOW'’S ABOUT COOKIN'
SOMETHIN'’ UP WITH ME ♪
630
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:33,669
♪ OH, GUITAR ♪
631
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,195
COME ON, BUD-DY. YOU
WANT SOME RUSTIC WEAR.
632
00:36:37,325 --> 00:36:39,240
[ Laughing ]
633
00:36:39,371 --> 00:36:41,764
HEY, MISS PUCKET.
HI, I THINK.
HI.
634
00:36:43,288 --> 00:36:46,856
INBREEDERS.
[ Laughing ]
635
00:36:48,684 --> 00:36:51,209
OKAY, WE NEED THE HAT
FOR THE "DO-SAVER."
CHARLENE, GET AWAY FROM THEM !
636
00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:53,211
OH, BOOTS !
I'’M MINGLING.
MOMMY !
637
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,213
OKAY, CRAWL, THE DRESSING
ROOM'’S OVER THERE.
I NEED MORE STUFF.
638
00:36:55,343 --> 00:36:57,215
NO, YOU DON'’T.
NO, YOU DON'’T.
OKAY. RIGHT HERE ?
639
00:36:57,345 --> 00:37:00,957
YES. TAKE THESE.
OKAY, OKAY.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
640
00:37:01,088 --> 00:37:06,136
[ Sighing ]
641
00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:09,314
REBECCA ?
HI, TRACY.
642
00:37:09,444 --> 00:37:14,275
WOW ! YOU LOOK GREAT.
I HARDLY RECOGNIZED YOU.
THANKS.
643
00:37:14,406 --> 00:37:16,495
WHEN DID YOU GET BACK ?
644
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:19,585
UM, UH, THIS MORNING.
645
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:23,153
YOU'’RE STILL HERE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING
TO NEW YORK OR SOMETHING.
646
00:37:23,284 --> 00:37:26,244
WELL, I STILL AM.
I JUST NEED TO SAVE
SOME MONEY FIRST.
647
00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:28,289
YOU'’RE STILL WORKING
AT THE BAR, THOUGH ?
YEAH.
648
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:31,945
YOU SHOULD COME BY.
YEAH, DEFINITELY.
I'’D LIKE THAT.
649
00:37:34,687 --> 00:37:37,342
INTRODUCE ME.
UH-- TRACY, THIS IS
MY FRIEND CRAWL.
650
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:40,475
WHAT'’S HAPPENIN' ?
NICE TO MEET YOU.
LIKEWISE.
651
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:44,262
HAVE YOU EVER DONE
ANY ACTING ?
CRAWL, WHAT ARE YOU WEARING ?
652
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:46,612
CHAPS ?
CHEEK CHILLERS.
YOU LIKES ?
653
00:37:46,742 --> 00:37:49,745
I HATES.
OKAY.
654
00:37:51,443 --> 00:37:53,967
- NOT BAD.
- WHAT-- OH !
655
00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:56,970
CRAWL, THAT IS DISGUSTING !
656
00:37:59,842 --> 00:38:01,757
HI, HOW YA DOIN'’ ?
657
00:38:01,888 --> 00:38:03,977
HI.
658
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:06,109
HI, TRAVIS.
659
00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,810
THANK YOU, DAD.
ZACK, HELP
YOUR SISTER.
660
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:14,509
ZACK.
NOW, IF JUNIOR
WOULD GET HERE--
661
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,294
[ Crawl ]
WHERE'’D-- WHY'D
YA GO SO FAST ?
662
00:38:23,997 --> 00:38:26,826
HELLO.
MY NAME IS CRAWL.
663
00:38:26,956 --> 00:38:29,437
HELLO. REAL PEOPLE !
664
00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:32,005
DOWN-HOME-COOKIN'’
PEOPLE.
665
00:38:32,135 --> 00:38:34,660
HEY, COOL GOATEE,
BUDDY.
666
00:38:34,790 --> 00:38:36,966
WHAT'’S UP, PAL ? WHOA !
667
00:38:37,097 --> 00:38:40,622
- LOOK AT HIM.
- [ Crawl ]
HOW YA DOIN'’ THERE, SIR ?
668
00:38:40,753 --> 00:38:43,712
AHA !
LISTEN, YOU GUYS,
I WAS FEELIN'’...
669
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:47,890
REALLY, LIKE, OUT OF PLACE,
BUT, HEY, CHECK IT.
670
00:38:48,021 --> 00:38:50,632
- NOW I FIT IN.
- IT'’S GREAT.
671
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,939
- [ Laughing ]
- HMPH !
672
00:38:53,069 --> 00:38:56,334
IT'’S OKAY.
[ Walter ]
SO, UH...
673
00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:58,161
- CRAMP--
- CRAWL.
674
00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:02,078
OH, RIGHT, UM... WHAT KIND
OF NAME IS THAT ANYWAY ?
675
00:39:02,209 --> 00:39:06,474
NICKNAME. THEY GAVE IT
TO ME MY FRESHMAN YEAR '’CAUSE
THAT'’S HOW I ALWAYS GOT HOME.
676
00:39:12,306 --> 00:39:14,874
- EN GARDE !
- ZACK, GROW UP.
677
00:39:15,004 --> 00:39:17,050
I CAN'’T WAIT
'’TIL I GROW UP.
678
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:20,270
- THEN I CAN GET A TATTOO
JUST LIKE YOU.
- TATTOO ?
679
00:39:20,401 --> 00:39:22,316
[ Both ]
TATTOO ?
[ Glass Clinking ]
680
00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:30,324
AS YOU ALL KNOW, REBECCA WARNER
AND I HAVE BEEN COURTING
FOR ALMOST FIVE YEARS NOW.
681
00:39:30,455 --> 00:39:33,414
- OH, SHIT !
- HE'’S DOING IT RIGHT NOW ?
682
00:39:33,545 --> 00:39:35,242
AND SINCE I THINK
OF YOU ALL AS FAMILY,
683
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:37,853
I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT
THAT WE INCLUDE YOU ON THIS
VERY SPECIAL OCCASION.
684
00:39:38,811 --> 00:39:39,986
- CRAWL.
- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED--
685
00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:44,512
- HONEY.
- REBECCA, WILL YOU MARRY ME ?
686
00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,472
[ Applauding ]
687
00:39:49,517 --> 00:39:52,172
- DO SOMETHING.
DO SOMETHING !
- OW !
688
00:39:52,302 --> 00:39:56,350
OW, OW, OW ! WAIT. I JUST
WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING.
689
00:39:56,481 --> 00:40:00,267
HUH ! I JUST WANTED
TO SAY, UM, THAT
TRAVIS IS TOO LATE.
690
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,270
WHOA, THIS IS GETTING GOOD.
691
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:07,492
YEAH, UM, '’CAUSE A COUPLE WEEKS AGO AT SCHOOL, I ALREADY ASKED
BEC TO MARRY ME.
692
00:40:07,622 --> 00:40:09,929
[ Woman ]
OH, NO.
693
00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:13,628
AND SHE SAID YES.
694
00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:16,936
- OH, MY GOD.
- HERE. I ALMOST
FORGOT, SWEETIE.
695
00:40:17,066 --> 00:40:21,810
HERE'’S YOUR LITTLE RINGIE.
LOOK IT, SHE'’S NERVOUS.
696
00:40:24,726 --> 00:40:28,600
OH, HEY, DUDE, DON'’T WORRY.
SHE NEVER CHEATED ON YOU.
TRAVIS ?
697
00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:32,342
TRAVIS !
MOM, DAD.
698
00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:36,346
MAYBE NOW IS A GOOD TIME
TO START THINKIN'’ ABOUT
A BACHELOR PARTY.
699
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,653
BE BACK IN A SEC.
700
00:40:38,784 --> 00:40:42,483
TRAVIS ! TRAVIS !
701
00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:46,444
WILL YOU JUST STOP ?
I'’M SORRY.
702
00:40:46,574 --> 00:40:49,272
JUST A FRIEND.
I'’M SORRY.
703
00:40:49,403 --> 00:40:51,100
ALONE
AT THANKSGIVING.
704
00:40:53,363 --> 00:40:57,455
WHY DIDN'’T YOU JUST
TELL ME THE TRUTH ?
BECAUSE THERE WASN'’T TIME.
705
00:40:57,585 --> 00:41:00,458
YOUR TIMING WAS PERFECT
TONIGHT, REBECCA.
[ Crawl ] BEC, ARE YOU OKAY ?
706
00:41:00,588 --> 00:41:02,982
YES, WE'’RE FINE.
NO, WE ARE NOT FINE !
707
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:06,681
LISTEN, I UNDERSTAND
IF YOU'’RE PISSED. IF YOU
WANNA TALK ABOUT IT, IT'’S--
708
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:09,249
OW ! OHH !
709
00:41:09,379 --> 00:41:11,294
OH !
710
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:14,384
[ Whimpering ]
WHY DID YOU DO THAT ?
711
00:41:14,515 --> 00:41:17,866
[ Crawl
Whimpering ]
712
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:26,527
GET UP !
713
00:41:29,138 --> 00:41:31,489
[ Rebecca ]
MY GOD, I CAN'’T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT, CRAWL.
714
00:41:31,619 --> 00:41:34,187
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, HUH ?
YOU STOMPED ON MY FOOT.
715
00:41:34,317 --> 00:41:37,364
I STOOD UP. I SAID THE
FIRST THING THAT CAME TO ME.
THIS IS A TOTAL DISASTER.
716
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,671
YOU KNOW WE'’VE DESTROYED
TRAVIS, RIGHT ?
FORGET TRAVIS !
717
00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:43,588
LOOK !
LOOK AT MY NOSE.
CRAWL, THIS IS SERIOUS.
718
00:41:46,112 --> 00:41:48,027
WHAT DO YOU THINK
THEIR KIDS ARE
GONNA LOOK LIKE ?
719
00:41:48,157 --> 00:41:51,552
ZACK !
ZACK !
I WAS JUST ASKING.
720
00:41:51,683 --> 00:41:54,033
SO WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO ?
DO YOU WANNA TELL HIM
THE TRUTH ?
721
00:41:54,163 --> 00:41:56,514
NO, NO, N-NO, W-WE CAN'’T.
IT'’LL JUST MAKE IT WORSE.
722
00:41:56,644 --> 00:41:59,995
WE JUST HAVE TO RIDE THIS OUT
UNTIL THE END OF THE WEEK,
THAT'’S IT.
723
00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:04,913
HMM. SO YOU WANNA
STAY ENGAGED ?
PLEASE.
724
00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:08,134
OKAY. CAN I GET
SOME TONGUE ?
OH, YOU--
725
00:42:08,264 --> 00:42:10,528
AH !
OH, I'’M SORRY.
726
00:42:10,658 --> 00:42:13,139
I'’M SORRY.
ARE YOU OKAY ? SORRY.
727
00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:15,576
[ Laughing ]
[ Whimpering ]
728
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:25,020
WE JUST CAN'’T
LET THIS HAPPEN.
WHAT CAN WE DO ?
729
00:42:25,151 --> 00:42:27,762
WELL, UH,
WE CAN GROUND HER.
730
00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:31,549
- WHAT ?
- WELL, WE'’RE STILL HER PARENTS.
CAN'’T WE DO THAT ?
731
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,551
SHE'’S REBELLING, WALTER.
IF WE FORBID IT,
732
00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,728
SHE'’LL RUN OFF WITH HIM
AND WE'’LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN.
733
00:42:36,858 --> 00:42:40,340
LET'’S JUST CALM DOWN
AND DEAL WITH THIS
LIKE ADULTS.
734
00:42:40,470 --> 00:42:43,343
RIGHT, RIGHT.
735
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:45,954
YOU DISTRACT HIM.
I'’M GONNA HIT HIM
OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL.
736
00:42:47,347 --> 00:42:51,656
THEO. HEY, I GUESS
IT'’S MILLER TIME, HUH ?
737
00:42:51,786 --> 00:42:54,093
DUDE, YOU SHOULD
BE DRINKIN'’ LITE.
738
00:42:54,223 --> 00:42:57,705
[ Laughing ]
LOOK, YOU LITTLE
SON OF A BITCH,
739
00:42:57,836 --> 00:43:00,447
I CAN SMELL
YOUR SHITTY STINK
A MILE AWAY,
740
00:43:00,578 --> 00:43:02,405
SO JUST STAY CLEAR
OF ME, ALL RIGHT ?
741
00:43:02,536 --> 00:43:06,105
SO BASICALLY WE'’RE NOT
GONNA BE HANGING OUT ?
742
00:43:06,235 --> 00:43:08,977
OKAY, I'’M SORRY.
743
00:43:11,284 --> 00:43:14,461
HEY, CAN I WHITTLE
WOOD WITH YOU ?
NO.
744
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,942
OKAY.
745
00:43:21,599 --> 00:43:24,863
HONEY, WOULD YOU PLEASE
TELL ME WHAT'’S GOING ON ?
WHAT ?
746
00:43:24,993 --> 00:43:29,258
YOU BRING HOME THIS BOY YOU SAY
YOU'’RE MARRYING. YOU DON'T TELL
US ANYTHING. ARE YOU PREGNANT ?
747
00:43:29,389 --> 00:43:32,784
NO !
WELL, TELL ME PLEASE THEN.
I REALLY WANT TO UNDERSTAND.
748
00:43:32,914 --> 00:43:35,787
IT'’S NOT
WHAT YOU THINK.
GREAT !
WHAT IS IT THEN ?
749
00:43:35,917 --> 00:43:38,354
LOOK, IT'’S NOT
THAT BIG A DEAL.
NOT THAT BIG A DEAL ?
750
00:43:38,485 --> 00:43:40,356
GETTING MARRIED'’S
NOT THAT BIG A DEAL ?
751
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,011
HONEY, GETTING MARRIED
IS A VERY BIG DEAL.
752
00:43:43,142 --> 00:43:46,798
WE SENT YOU AWAY TO COLLEGE
SO YOU COULD HAVE CHOICES
FOR YOUR FUTURE,
753
00:43:46,928 --> 00:43:49,801
NOT TO GO AND MARRY
THE FIRST THING THAT
COMES ALONG.
THING ?
754
00:43:49,931 --> 00:43:53,500
WELL, YES.
HE'’S... WEIRD.
755
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:56,459
YOU ARE SO
OUT OF IT, CONNIE.
I AM NOT--
756
00:43:56,590 --> 00:43:58,679
WHAT IS THIS "CONNIE" BUSINESS ?
I'’M YOUR MOTHER !
AND I'’M AN ADULT !
757
00:43:58,810 --> 00:44:01,595
OH, WELL, UH, UH--
758
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:04,729
[ Crawl ]
OH, PERFECT TIMING. LISTEN.
759
00:44:04,859 --> 00:44:09,516
- I GOT SOME AMAZING THOUGHTS
ABOUT THIS BACHELOR PARTY.
- NEVER MIND ABOUT THAT.
760
00:44:09,647 --> 00:44:11,953
I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR PLANS ARE.
761
00:44:12,084 --> 00:44:14,826
WELL, ACTUALLY, SIR, I WAS
THINKIN'’ ABOUT STAYIN' IN SCHOOL
FOR A COUPLE MORE YEARS.
762
00:44:14,956 --> 00:44:17,829
YOU KNOW, GOIN'’ INTO
EUROPEAN STUDIES, BUDDY.
763
00:44:17,959 --> 00:44:21,789
I MEAN, CRUISIN'’ AROUND EUROPE, BACKPACKING, RIGHT ? MUNCHIN'’
THAT CH-CH-CH-CHEESE,
764
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,357
- A LITTLE VINO.
- [ Walter ] YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
765
00:44:24,487 --> 00:44:27,926
NOW JUST A MINUTE HERE.
HOW DO YOU PROPOSE...
766
00:44:28,056 --> 00:44:29,579
TO SUPPORT
MY DAUGHTER ?
767
00:44:34,889 --> 00:44:36,456
WELL, WHAT DO YOU DO ?
768
00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:40,678
- I RUN THIS FARM.
- THERE. I COULD DO THAT.
769
00:44:40,808 --> 00:44:42,854
HUH ?
I MEAN, SINCE I'’M PART
OF THIS FAMILY NOW.
770
00:44:42,984 --> 00:44:46,945
IT'’S TOUGH, BUT I'LL PROBABLY
TAKE OVER WHEN YOU RETIRE.
771
00:44:47,075 --> 00:44:50,949
- YOU WANNA BE A FARMER ?
- I THINK I'’M GONNA BE SICK.
772
00:44:51,079 --> 00:44:53,255
[ Walter ]
NOW LOOK HERE, SON.
773
00:44:53,386 --> 00:44:57,695
FARMIN'’ IS NOT LIKE SITTIN'
ON YOUR BUTT IN SCHOOL.
774
00:44:57,825 --> 00:45:02,743
FARMING IS HARD WORK.
YEAH, I KNOW.
I'’M GONNA DO THE NINE-TO-FIVER.
775
00:45:02,874 --> 00:45:06,051
- NINE-TO-FIVER.
- UH-HUH. HUH !
776
00:45:06,181 --> 00:45:10,490
NINE TO FIVE.
YOU HEAR THAT, THEO ?
777
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:14,581
I THINK WE GOT OURSELVES
A FARMER. YOU THINK YOU
COULD SHOW HIM...
778
00:45:14,712 --> 00:45:18,759
THE ROPES
A LITTLE BIT TOMORROW ?
OH, YEAH.
779
00:45:18,890 --> 00:45:22,023
- [ Imitating Crawl ]
IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE.
- NOW REMEMBER,
780
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:25,679
- WE GET STARTED FIRST
THING IN THE MORNING.
- COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO !
781
00:45:25,810 --> 00:45:28,290
[ Rooster Crowing ]
782
00:45:29,683 --> 00:45:32,730
[ Snoring ]
783
00:45:48,006 --> 00:45:49,921
RISE AND SHINE, VALENTINE.
784
00:45:50,051 --> 00:45:52,837
[ Screams ]
785
00:45:52,967 --> 00:45:57,102
SHH !
OH, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A BURGLAR.
786
00:45:57,232 --> 00:45:59,757
YOU HAVE GOT
TO STOP DOIN'’ THAT.
[ Laughs ]
787
00:45:59,887 --> 00:46:04,762
YOU GOTTA ADMIT, MAN, IT'’S
KINDA WILD THAT I'’M WEIZIN'
ON THE FARMER'’S DAUGHTER.
788
00:46:04,892 --> 00:46:07,634
MMM, STEAM.
789
00:46:07,765 --> 00:46:10,942
[ Southern Drawl ]
LIKE A JACUZZI.
YEAH, SORT OF.
790
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:14,467
- HOP IN !
- OW ! [ Spits ]
791
00:46:15,729 --> 00:46:19,124
HOW YOU LIKE THAT SMELL ?
792
00:46:20,690 --> 00:46:22,605
[ Gasps ]
DIG IN.
793
00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:24,694
[ High-pitched Voice ]
OKAY.
794
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:28,568
PUT THAT GRAIN
INTO THIS TROUGH.
UH-HUH.
795
00:46:28,698 --> 00:46:32,180
ALL THE WAY TO THE END.
ALL THE WAY
TO THE END ?
796
00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:37,055
[ Crawl Screaming,
Groaning ]
AIN'’T FARMIN' FUN ?
797
00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:39,361
[ Crawl ]
PIGGY ! PIGGY !
[ Theo ]
HEY.
798
00:46:39,492 --> 00:46:41,363
POUR THAT SLOP RIGHT
IN THE TROUGH THERE, SON.
799
00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:43,365
RIGHT HERE ?
YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
WHOA, WHOA ! WAIT A MINUTE !
800
00:46:43,496 --> 00:46:45,803
GET ON THE OTHER SIDE.
YOU DON'’T WANNA GET TRAMPLED.
THANK YOU.
801
00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:51,504
THERE YOU GO. DON'’T GET
NONE OF THAT ON YA.
GET OVER THERE, HOSS! BABY !
802
00:46:51,634 --> 00:46:54,899
OOH, YEAH.
I'’M FARMIN' IT NOW, THEO.
803
00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:57,902
OOH, YOU JUST LOVE
YOUR FOODY !
YAH, PIG !
804
00:46:58,032 --> 00:46:59,947
[ Pig Squealing ]
YAH !
805
00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:02,689
AAH ! NICE PIGLET !
PIGGY ! PIGGY !
806
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,997
[ Theo Laughing ]
807
00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:09,304
HOW YOU LIKE FARMIN'’,
CITY BOY ?
808
00:47:09,435 --> 00:47:12,264
ALL RIGHT, CITY,
JUST CLIMB UP
ON THIS TRACTOR HERE.
809
00:47:12,394 --> 00:47:15,310
I USED TO HAVE ONE OF THESE
WHEN I WAS A LITTLE FELLA.
THAT'’S WONDERFUL.
810
00:47:15,441 --> 00:47:18,270
GET UP THERE. I WANT YOU
TO FIRE IT UP. YOU GOTTA
PULL OUT THE SILVER BUTTON,
811
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,402
PUSH THE BLACK '’UN.
THE BLACKEN ?
812
00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,840
COME ON.
I AIN'’T GOT ALL DAY.
813
00:47:22,970 --> 00:47:25,712
OOH !
ALL RIGHT. NOW,
814
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:29,585
DROP IT DOWN INTO
FIRST GEAR THERE,
DOWN TO YOUR RIGHT.
YEAH ?
815
00:47:29,716 --> 00:47:32,588
AND THEN BRING HER
ON BACK IN. GIVE IT
PLENTY OF GAS.
OKAY.
816
00:47:32,719 --> 00:47:35,983
[ Screaming ]
STOP, THEO ! THEO, STOP IT !
817
00:47:36,114 --> 00:47:38,986
HELP !
I FORGOT
TO TELL YA THERE.
818
00:47:39,117 --> 00:47:41,336
THAT FIRST GEAR CAN BE
JUST A LITTLE TRICKY.
819
00:47:41,467 --> 00:47:44,862
KINDA SAGGY THERE, ELSIE.
[ Chuckles ]
820
00:47:44,992 --> 00:47:46,776
I KNOW A KILLER DOCTOR
IN BEVERLY HILLS...
821
00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:49,257
[ Mooing ]
THAT WILL NIP AND TUCK YA.
822
00:47:49,388 --> 00:47:54,088
OH, JUST CHILL, BUDDY.
HERE WE GO. A LITTLE
MILK-AGE. CHECK IT.
823
00:47:54,219 --> 00:47:56,308
[ Mooing ]
824
00:48:00,747 --> 00:48:03,097
OOPS, WRONG BUTTON.
825
00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,796
LUNCH !
826
00:48:09,321 --> 00:48:11,236
OLD THEO TOLD ME
THE COW PISSED ON HIS HEAD.
827
00:48:11,366 --> 00:48:14,717
♪♪ [ Crawl Humming
"Old MacDonald Had A Farm" ]
828
00:48:14,848 --> 00:48:18,069
MMM, SMELLS
LIKE DOWN-HOME COOKIN'’.
829
00:48:18,199 --> 00:48:20,593
- YOU OKAY ?
- HEY, HEY, HEY, I'’M OKAY.
830
00:48:20,723 --> 00:48:22,638
FIRST DAY, FIRST DAY.
831
00:48:22,769 --> 00:48:25,685
THIS BARNYARD STUFF IS NOT
AS EASY AS I THOUGHT, THOUGH.
832
00:48:25,815 --> 00:48:29,776
I GOTTA HAND IT TO YOU
MR. WARNER. YOU FARM
GUYS GOT IT GOIN'’ ON.
833
00:48:29,907 --> 00:48:33,258
YEAH, WELL,
I GUESS YOUR FARM DAYS
ARE ABOUT OVER, HUH ?
834
00:48:33,388 --> 00:48:36,914
NOPE. JUST HAVEN'’T FOUND
MY GROOVE YET.
835
00:48:37,044 --> 00:48:39,960
GROOVE ?
YOU DESTROYED MY FENCE.
836
00:48:40,091 --> 00:48:42,920
I LOST HALF MY CHICKENS.
YOU MESSED UP MY TRACTOR.
837
00:48:43,050 --> 00:48:46,445
LISTEN, I FIGURE YOUR "GROOVE"
COST ME ABOUT CLOSE TO
$1,000 THIS MORNING.
838
00:48:46,575 --> 00:48:50,057
SIR, I PLAN ON PAYING
YOU BACK FOR THE DAMAGES.
839
00:48:50,188 --> 00:48:54,366
HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT ?
YOU DON'’T EVEN HAVE A JOB.
840
00:48:54,496 --> 00:48:57,108
WELL, YES, I DO.
I'’M A FARMER.
841
00:48:57,238 --> 00:49:00,241
DON'’T BE CALLIN' YOURSELF
A FARMER.
842
00:49:00,372 --> 00:49:04,028
AND I GOTTA TELL
YA SOMETHIN'’ ELSE.
I MEAN, I'’M SORRY,
843
00:49:04,158 --> 00:49:07,466
BUT YOU, YOU JUST STINK
TO HIGH HEAVEN.
844
00:49:07,596 --> 00:49:10,948
- WALTER !
- WELL, I'’VE LOST MY APPETITE.
845
00:49:11,078 --> 00:49:13,820
- WILL YOU JUST STOP IT ?
- I DON'’T BELIEVE I WAS TALKIN'
TO YOU, YOUNG LADY.
846
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,955
- JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, WALTER.
- DON'’T CALL ME... WALTER !
847
00:49:18,085 --> 00:49:19,957
WALTER.
I'’M YOUR FATHER.
848
00:49:20,087 --> 00:49:22,960
I SHOULD BE TREATED WITH
A LITTLE RESPECT AROUND HERE.
849
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,832
WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT TREATING ME
WITH SOME RESPECT ?
OUT OF CONTROL.
850
00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,966
WELL, LOOK WHAT YOU DO
WHEN YOU MAKE DECISIONS.
YOU THROW IT ALL AWAY.
851
00:49:29,096 --> 00:49:31,011
- WALTER, HUSH !
- HOW WOULD YOU
KNOW WHAT I DID ?
852
00:49:31,142 --> 00:49:33,448
WELL, THAT TATTOO GIVES ME
A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.
853
00:49:33,579 --> 00:49:35,450
COME ON, DAD,
IT'’S JUST A BUTTERFLY.
854
00:49:35,581 --> 00:49:38,192
- OUT OF CONTROL.
- IT'’S NOT LIKE
SHE KILLED ANYONE.
855
00:49:38,323 --> 00:49:40,890
- YOU JUST STAY OUT OF THIS.
- OH, I CAN'’T HAVE AN OPINION ?
856
00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:43,850
THE DAY YOU MAKE A CONTRIBUTION
AROUND HERE IS THE DAY
YOU CAN HAVE AN OPINION.
857
00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:46,548
- WALTER !
- I CONTRIBUTE.
858
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,115
THESE CHILDREN
ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
859
00:49:49,899 --> 00:49:50,988
- THESE CHILDREN
ARE NOT OUT OF CONTROL...
- WHAT'’S THE DEAL ?
860
00:49:52,990 --> 00:49:53,642
AND THEY ARE MY CHILDREN,
AND YOU JUST STAY OUT OF THIS.
I'’M SORRY.
861
00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:56,384
ALL RIGHT, LET'’S JUST
ALL SETTLE DOWN.
862
00:49:58,430 --> 00:49:59,692
- I'’M NOT GONNA SETTLE DOWN.
- WALTER, I WANT YOU TO STOP
THIS RIGHT NOW.
863
00:50:01,955 --> 00:50:03,696
- I SHOULD HAVE STOPPED IT,
BUT I LISTENED TO YOU.
- I DIDN'’T HAVE A SAY IN THIS ?
864
00:50:03,826 --> 00:50:06,090
-WE MADE THAT DECISION TOGETHER.
-NO, WE DON'’T MAKE ANYTHING
TOGETHER.
865
00:50:06,220 --> 00:50:10,311
- AND THAT'’S MY FAULT ?
- [ Everyone Arguing ]
866
00:50:10,442 --> 00:50:14,881
SHH ! EH, EH, EH ! SHH !
PLEASE ! PLEASE !
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FAMILY ?
867
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,014
CALM DOWN.
YOU PEOPLE ARE BEING SO MEAN.
868
00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:19,407
LOOK AT YOU. LISTEN.
869
00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:23,324
BECCA ALWAYS TOLD ME ABOUT
WHAT A GREAT FAMILY SHE HAD.
870
00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:27,981
AND THEN I GET HERE AND I MEET
YOU GUYS AND SHE'’S RIGHT.
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
871
00:50:28,112 --> 00:50:32,029
YOU'’RE LIKE THE WALTONS.
AND THEN I COME IN.
872
00:50:32,159 --> 00:50:36,555
AND I WRECKED YOUR WHOLE
HARMONIOUS VIBE. LOOK, IT'’S
OBVIOUS WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
873
00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:39,645
SO I'’M JUST GONNA GO.
874
00:51:03,451 --> 00:51:06,454
FORGOT MY STUFF'’S
UPSTAIRS.
875
00:51:06,585 --> 00:51:09,153
FINE.
I'’M GOING TOO, THEN.
876
00:51:09,283 --> 00:51:14,158
WAIT. NOW THIS HAS GOTTEN
COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND.
COME BACK IN HERE. WALTER.
877
00:51:14,288 --> 00:51:16,812
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
NOBODY'’S GOIN' ANYWHERE.
878
00:51:16,943 --> 00:51:19,554
- [ Crawl Sighs ]
- WE'’RE ALL JUST GETTIN'
A LITTLE BIT OUT OF, UH,
879
00:51:19,685 --> 00:51:22,383
UH, CONTROL HERE.
UH, CROTCH--
880
00:51:22,514 --> 00:51:24,733
[ Everyone ]
CRAWL !
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT ! CRAWL.
881
00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,954
- CRAWL, WE WANT YOU TO STAY.
- ARE YOU SURE ?
882
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,783
PRETTY SURE. I MEAN,
I'’M SURE. I'M SURE.
883
00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:33,438
OKAY, WELL, IF YOU INSIST.
NO, NO, NO, I INSIST.
884
00:51:33,568 --> 00:51:37,268
WELL, I'’D LOVE TO STAY
AND CHAT, BUT I'’VE GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
885
00:51:37,398 --> 00:51:39,531
I'’M GONNA GRAB A COUPLE LITTLE
DRUMSTICKS FOR THE ROAD.
886
00:51:39,661 --> 00:51:41,663
SIR, YOU'’RE NOT GONNA
BE DISAPPOINTED.
887
00:51:41,794 --> 00:51:44,188
[ Zack ]
WAIT. I'’LL GIVE
YA A HAND.
888
00:51:44,318 --> 00:51:47,191
[ Crawl ]
REALLY ? WELL, ALL RIGHT.
YEAH.
889
00:51:47,321 --> 00:51:50,803
THANKS.
♪ OLD MacWALTER HAD A FARM
890
00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:53,240
♪ EE-YI-EE-YI-OH
891
00:51:53,371 --> 00:51:56,809
♪ AND ON THIS FARM HE HAD A KID
WITH SQUISHY, PUFFY CHEEKS ♪
892
00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:59,159
♪ WITH A FFT-FFT HERE
AND A FFT-FFT THERE ♪
893
00:51:59,290 --> 00:52:01,118
♪ THERE A FFT, HERE A FFT
EVERYWHERE A FFT-FFT ♪♪
894
00:52:01,248 --> 00:52:03,163
I'’M GOING TO MY ROOM.
895
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:10,039
[ Sighs ]
[ Footsteps Retreating ]
896
00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:17,612
OKAY, NOW LOOK.
WATCH OUT FOR...
[ Laughs ]
897
00:52:17,743 --> 00:52:20,615
THAT BUTTON RIGHT THERE.
BUDDY, IT IS DANGEROUS.
898
00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:23,357
DON'’T WORRY.
I'’VE DONE THIS BEFORE.
899
00:52:23,488 --> 00:52:25,925
COME ON. TRY IT.
900
00:52:26,055 --> 00:52:28,014
TRY IT.
[ Mooing ]
901
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:31,148
LOOK, I CAN'’T.
I'’M BASHFUL.
902
00:52:31,278 --> 00:52:35,152
IT'’S KIND OF LIKE FEELIN'
A CONE FOR THE FIRST TIME.
IT'’S NOT LIKE A REAL TIT.
903
00:52:35,282 --> 00:52:39,939
HUH ! I'’VE HAD MY HANDS
ON SOME PRETTY FREAKY CONES
BACK IN L.A., MAN.
904
00:52:40,069 --> 00:52:42,420
HAVE YOU HAD YOUR HANDS
ON MY SISTER'’S ?
905
00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:45,684
DON'’T TALK ABOUT YOUR SISTER
LIKE THAT, MAN. COME ON.
SORRY.
906
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:47,686
GEEZ.
907
00:52:47,816 --> 00:52:51,037
WHOA !
[ Laughs ]
908
00:52:51,168 --> 00:52:53,431
YEAH !
[ Crows ]
909
00:52:53,561 --> 00:52:57,522
YOU'’RE PRETTY GOOD
AT THIS, ZACK.
GREAT.
MY LIFE'’S AMBITION.
910
00:52:57,652 --> 00:53:00,873
OKAY, NOW
LET ME TRY IT.
OKAY.
911
00:53:01,003 --> 00:53:03,180
WHAT-- IS THERE, LIKE,
A SPECIAL TECHNIQUE, MAN ?
YEAH, START AT THE TOP...
912
00:53:03,310 --> 00:53:07,140
UH-HUH.
AND SQUEEZE IT,
AND THEN GO DOWN ALL THE WAY.
913
00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:11,579
WOW, YOU'’RE RIGHT.
IT'’S NOT LIKE A REAL TIT.
YEAH.
914
00:53:11,710 --> 00:53:15,714
♪ YEE-EE
915
00:53:15,844 --> 00:53:20,153
♪ YEE-EE
916
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:35,124
HERE IT IS !
THESE ARE YOUR VITTLES !
917
00:53:35,255 --> 00:53:39,651
COME AND GET IT, BABY !
IT'’S CHOW TIME !
918
00:53:39,781 --> 00:53:41,914
SOO-EY !
919
00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:52,011
OH ! HEY, BOYS !
COME ON, EAT '’EM UP !
♪ YEE-EE
920
00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:56,581
♪ YEE-EE ♪
921
00:53:56,711 --> 00:53:59,148
- SIC HIM, PIG !
- COME ON, PORKY !
922
00:53:59,279 --> 00:54:01,673
[ Howling ]
923
00:54:05,459 --> 00:54:08,767
BACK IT, DUDE. REVERSE.
TOWARDS THAT WAY.
924
00:54:08,897 --> 00:54:10,899
COME ON.
925
00:54:11,030 --> 00:54:14,120
[ Howling ]
THEO !
926
00:54:14,251 --> 00:54:17,210
CHECK ON IT, BUDDY !
SOMETIMES THAT BOY
JUST CHAPS MY HIDE.
927
00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:22,563
YEAH ! OH, YEAH !
928
00:54:28,352 --> 00:54:30,876
[ Groans, Coughs ]
929
00:54:33,966 --> 00:54:37,143
WHAT... IS THAT ?
930
00:54:47,109 --> 00:54:49,503
HMM. MISCHIEF.
931
00:54:49,634 --> 00:54:52,158
HUH ! AH, LOOK AT THIS THING.
932
00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:54,508
IT'’S LIKE A BIG VIDEO GAME.
933
00:54:54,639 --> 00:54:57,468
STICK SHIFT.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
934
00:54:58,860 --> 00:55:02,603
A LITTLE MUSIC.
"JOHN DENVER."
935
00:55:02,734 --> 00:55:04,649
HMM.
936
00:55:04,779 --> 00:55:07,260
WHERE CAN I STICK THIS ?
937
00:55:07,391 --> 00:55:10,959
OH, YEAH, THERE IT IS.
UH-HUH. JUST SLIDE IT
RIGHT THERE.
938
00:55:11,090 --> 00:55:14,136
DOESN'’T WORK.
GOTTA TURN IT ON.
939
00:55:14,267 --> 00:55:17,052
AND THEN UP.
940
00:55:17,183 --> 00:55:19,098
OH, COOL.
941
00:55:21,013 --> 00:55:23,015
♪ I PULL OUT MY FIDDLE
AND I ROSIN UP THE BOW ♪
942
00:55:23,145 --> 00:55:25,931
♪ THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP
SO I KEEP IT KINDA LOW ♪
943
00:55:26,061 --> 00:55:27,759
♪ THANK GOD
I'’M A COUNTRY BOY ♪
944
00:55:29,761 --> 00:55:31,240
[ Engine Starting ]
♪ I'’D PLAY SALLY GOODEN
ALL DAY IF I COULD ♪
945
00:55:33,547 --> 00:55:33,591
[ Imitating Gunfire ]
♪ BUT THE LORD AND MY WIFE
WOULDN'’T TAKE IT VERY GOOD ♪
946
00:55:35,157 --> 00:55:35,767
♪ SO I FIDDLE WHEN I CAN
AND I WORK WHEN I SHOULD ♪
947
00:55:36,942 --> 00:55:38,596
♪ THANK GOD
I'’M A COUNTRY BOY ♪
948
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,685
♪ WELL, I GOT ME A FINE WIFE
I GOT ME OLD FIDDLE ♪
949
00:55:40,815 --> 00:55:43,209
♪ WHEN THE SUN'’S COMIN' UP
I GOT CAKES ON THE GRIDDLE ♪
950
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,603
♪ LIFE AIN'’T NOTHIN'
BUT A FUNNY, FUNNY RIDDLE ♪
951
00:55:45,733 --> 00:55:48,301
♪ THANK GOD I'’M A COUNTRY BOY
WHOO-HOO ♪
952
00:55:51,173 --> 00:55:53,611
AAH ! AAAAH !
953
00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:57,179
AAAAAH ! AAAAAH !
954
00:56:02,271 --> 00:56:06,667
DAMN IT ! THEO, DAMN IT,
I TOLD YOU TO WATCH HIM.
955
00:56:06,798 --> 00:56:09,061
THAT'’S A $250,000 MACHINE.
956
00:56:09,191 --> 00:56:11,150
♪ WELL, I WOULDN'’T TRADE MY LIFE FOR DIAMONDS OR JEWELS ♪
957
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,979
NOT ANYMORE, IT AIN'’T.
♪ I NEVER WAS ONE
OF THEM MONEY-HUNGRY FOOLS ♪
958
00:56:14,109 --> 00:56:16,721
♪ I'’D RATHER HAVE MY FIDDLE
AND MY FARMIN'’ TOOLS ♪
WHOO-HOO !
959
00:56:16,851 --> 00:56:19,985
♪ THANK GOD I'’M A COUNTRY BOY ♪CUTTIN'’ SOME CORN.
CUTTIN'’ SOME CORN.
960
00:56:20,115 --> 00:56:23,815
-CAN I GET SOME BUTTER, PLEASE ?
-HEY, COME BACK HERE !
961
00:56:23,945 --> 00:56:26,774
DAMN IT, WHAT'’S
THAT KID'’S NAME ?
SOMETIMES
HE ANSWERS TO "ASSHOLE."
962
00:56:26,905 --> 00:56:29,298
[ Crawl Singing ]
♪ COUNTRY BOY
963
00:56:29,429 --> 00:56:31,388
♪ WELL, I GOT ME A FINE WIFE
I GOT ME OLD FIDDLE ♪
964
00:56:31,518 --> 00:56:33,520
I KNOW IT NOW.
♪ CAKES ON THE GRIDDLE
965
00:56:33,651 --> 00:56:36,175
DON'’T DRIVE
ACROSS THOSE ROWS !
966
00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:38,786
♪ FUNNY, FUNNY RIDDLE
THANK GOD I'’M A COUNTRY BOY ♪
967
00:56:38,917 --> 00:56:42,529
YA-HOO ! BILLY RAY CYRUS
EAT YOUR HEART OUT !
968
00:56:42,660 --> 00:56:44,966
COME ON, THEO !
I AIN'’T NO JOGGER !
969
00:56:45,097 --> 00:56:47,752
OHHH, U-TURN !
970
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,971
WHOA !
[ Crawl ]
LOOK OUT, THEO.
971
00:56:50,102 --> 00:56:53,540
- I'’M GONNA PLOW YA !
- OH, NO !
972
00:56:53,671 --> 00:56:56,674
[ Laughing ] ♪ WELL, I FIDDLED WITH MY DADDY '’TIL THE DAY HE DIED ♪
973
00:56:56,804 --> 00:56:59,024
[ Hooting ]
♪ HE TOOK ME BY THE HAND
LED ME CLOSE TO HIS SIDE ♪
974
00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:01,505
♪ SAID "FIDDLE WITH LIFE
PLAY THE FIDDLE WITH PRIDE" ♪
COME BACK, THEO. WE'’RE A TEAM !
975
00:57:02,984 --> 00:57:04,290
'’MEMBER ?
OH, I HATE THAT GUY !
I HATE HIM !
976
00:57:06,379 --> 00:57:06,771
[ Hooting ] ♪ WELL, MY DADDY TAUGHT ME YOUNG HOW TO HUNT AND TO WHITTLE ♪
977
00:57:08,381 --> 00:57:09,295
♪ TAUGHT ME HOW TO WORK AND PLAY A TUNE ON THE FIDDLE ♪
978
00:57:10,818 --> 00:57:13,168
♪ TAUGHT ME HOW TO LOVE AND HOW TO GIVE JUST A LITTLE ♪
979
00:57:13,299 --> 00:57:17,825
♪ WHOO, THANK GOD
I'’M A COUNTRY BOY, YEAH ♪♪
980
00:57:28,096 --> 00:57:30,055
[ Grunting ]
981
00:57:30,185 --> 00:57:34,059
SHE DRIVES PRETTY GOOD,
BUT THE FIRST GEAR'’S
A LITTLE BIT TRICKY.
982
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:38,803
[ Crawl ]
YEE-HA.
983
00:57:44,722 --> 00:57:48,247
♪♪ [ Humming ]
984
00:57:51,903 --> 00:57:54,601
- SWEETIE !
- OH-OH !
985
00:57:54,732 --> 00:57:58,736
OH, MY GOD.
I'’M SORRY. HEY. GOD.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE BECCA.
986
00:57:58,866 --> 00:58:01,826
WELL, I'’M NOT.
SO IF YOU DON'’T MIND--
987
00:58:01,956 --> 00:58:05,656
OH, I DON'’T WANNA BE RUDE OR
ANYTHING, BUT MRS. WARNER,
YOU'’RE GIVIN' ME A SEMI.
988
00:58:05,786 --> 00:58:09,311
- WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
BUT, UH, I REALLY--
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION ?
989
00:58:09,442 --> 00:58:12,140
I SUPPOSE.
WHY DON'’T YOU, UM,
990
00:58:12,271 --> 00:58:14,186
PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP ON ?
991
00:58:14,316 --> 00:58:16,493
I MEAN, LOOK HOW--
YOU'’RE A BEAUTIFUL LADY.
992
00:58:16,623 --> 00:58:21,498
I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
ENHANCE YOUR OUTER BEAUTY
WITH YOUR INNER BEAUTY.
993
00:58:21,628 --> 00:58:23,630
WHAT FOR ?
994
00:58:23,761 --> 00:58:25,980
YOU ACT LIKE YOU'’RE
60 OR SOMETHING.
995
00:58:26,111 --> 00:58:29,027
WHERE I COME FROM,
NUGS STAY ACTIVE '’TIL
THEY'’RE SENILE, MAN.
996
00:58:29,157 --> 00:58:32,813
YOU ARE RIPE, MOM.
LOOK AT YOU. YOU'’RE LIKE
A PEACH ON A WINDOWSILL.
997
00:58:32,944 --> 00:58:35,120
LOOK AT THAT.
LOOK AT THE PACKAGE.
998
00:58:35,250 --> 00:58:37,470
- YOU ARE NASTY.
- NASTY ?
999
00:58:37,601 --> 00:58:40,212
AAAAAHHHH !
GIRLFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND.
1000
00:58:40,342 --> 00:58:43,520
[ Hooting ]
DON'’T BE RIDICULOUS, CRAWL.
I DON'’T BELIEVE YOU.
1001
00:58:43,650 --> 00:58:46,174
LOOK AT THIS ! COME ON.
YOU'’RE GETTING EXCITED.
NO, NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
1002
00:58:46,305 --> 00:58:48,220
I CAN SEE IT !
YOU'’RE GETTING EXCITED.
IT'’S RIDICULOUS.
1003
00:58:48,350 --> 00:58:50,614
YOU LIKED IT.
[ Sighs ]
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1004
00:58:50,744 --> 00:58:54,705
LOOK, YOU GOT
A DECENT BASE GOIN'’.
YOU GOT A LOT TO WORK WITH.
1005
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:57,708
- GO AWAY, CRAWL !
- JUST GIVE ME FIVE MINUTES...
1006
00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,885
AND IF YOU DON'’T LIKE
MY WORK WE'’LL GO BACK
TO SAME OLD CONNIE.
1007
00:59:01,015 --> 00:59:04,149
COME ON. PLEASE.
1008
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,896
AAAAHHHH !
[ Laughs ]
1009
00:59:12,026 --> 00:59:14,899
CONNIE !
1010
00:59:16,335 --> 00:59:18,990
COME ON, LET'’S GO, EVERYBODY.
WE'’RE GONNA BE LATE !
1011
00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:28,260
OH, THAT'’S, UH...
QUITE AN OUTFIT.
1012
00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:31,350
LOOK... I'’M SORRY.
1013
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:36,268
NO, UH, I'’M THE ONE THAT
SHOULD BE SORRY, REBECCA.
1014
00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:39,967
IT'’S JUST THAT, WELL,
I'’VE BEEN A LITTLE BIT
OUT OF SORTS LATELY...
1015
00:59:40,098 --> 00:59:43,971
AND, UM, WELL,
I JUST WANT YOU
TO KNOW THAT I'’M STILL...
1016
00:59:44,102 --> 00:59:47,453
JUST REAL PROUD OF YOU,
HONEY.
1017
00:59:48,672 --> 00:59:50,761
THANKS...
1018
00:59:50,891 --> 00:59:53,459
DADDY.
1019
00:59:55,374 --> 00:59:58,029
CONNIE, LET'’S GO !
[ Connie ]
YOU GO ON, WALTER.
1020
00:59:58,159 --> 01:00:00,031
GO GET ME
A BUSTIER.
BUSTIER.
1021
01:00:00,161 --> 01:00:04,165
CRAWL AND I WILL BE RIGHT
BEHIND YOU IN THE FORD.
I'’M CHANGING.
1022
01:00:04,296 --> 01:00:06,167
♪ OH, HEEL, TOE
DO-SI-DO ♪
1023
01:00:06,298 --> 01:00:10,781
♪ COME ON, BABY,
LET'’S GO BOOT SCOOTIN' ♪
1024
01:00:10,911 --> 01:00:13,697
♪ YEAH, CADILLAC
BLACKJACK ♪
1025
01:00:13,827 --> 01:00:18,397
♪ BABY, MEET ME OUT BACK
WE'’RE GONNA BOOGIE ♪
1026
01:00:18,527 --> 01:00:21,139
♪ WELL, GET DOWN
TURN AROUND ♪
1027
01:00:21,269 --> 01:00:26,100
♪ GO TO TOWN
BOOT SCOOTIN'’ BOOGIE ♪
1028
01:00:26,231 --> 01:00:30,104
♪ I SAID GET DOWN
TURN AROUND, GO TO TOWN ♪
1029
01:00:30,235 --> 01:00:33,891
♪ BOOT SCOOTIN'’ BOOGIE ♪
1030
01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:37,068
♪ WELL, GET DOWN
TURN AROUND ♪
1031
01:00:37,198 --> 01:00:40,637
♪ GO TO TOWN
BOOT SCOOTIN'’ BOOGIE ♪♪
1032
01:00:44,249 --> 01:00:47,992
[ Crowd Laughing,
Clapping ]
1033
01:00:48,122 --> 01:00:50,298
♪♪ [ Slow Country ]
[ Man ]
COME ON, Y'’ALL.
1034
01:00:50,429 --> 01:00:53,519
THIS IS THE LAST
SLOW ONE.
WHAT DID YOU DO ?
1035
01:00:53,650 --> 01:00:57,610
DO YOU LIKE IT ?
UH, WELL, IT-IT'’S
A LITTLE, UH--
1036
01:00:57,741 --> 01:01:00,744
EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU
LIKE TO DANCE ?
1037
01:01:00,874 --> 01:01:02,615
HELL, NO.
GET OUTTA HERE.
1038
01:01:02,746 --> 01:01:05,749
SHEESH.
[ Chuckles ]
1039
01:01:05,879 --> 01:01:09,187
[ Both Laugh ]
1040
01:01:09,317 --> 01:01:10,623
HEY.
YOU'’RE A HOTTIE.
1041
01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,671
OH, MY, THANK YOU.
♪ AND THE WAY YOU LOOK
TONIGHT ♪
1042
01:01:14,801 --> 01:01:16,847
YOU DON'’T LIKE IT,
DO YOU ?
NO, I THINK I DO.
1043
01:01:16,977 --> 01:01:20,372
I, UH--
WELL, I--
1044
01:01:20,502 --> 01:01:22,374
I THINK
I LIKE IT A LOT.
1045
01:01:22,504 --> 01:01:24,376
[ Laughs ]
YOU'’RE A GENIUS.
1046
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:27,466
SO YOU'’RE SAYING
YOU LIKES ?
I LIKES.
1047
01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,511
♪ KEEP THAT
BREATHLESS CHARM ♪
1048
01:01:29,642 --> 01:01:31,905
OVER HERE, EDGAR.
1049
01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:36,127
♪ WON'’T YOU PLEASE ARRANGE IT
'’CAUSE I LOVE YOU ♪
1050
01:01:36,257 --> 01:01:38,869
CHECK OUT THE WOOD
THAT I CREATED FOR HIM.
1051
01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:42,220
[ Laughing ]
♪ AND THE WAY YOU LOOK
TONIGHT ♪♪
1052
01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:44,396
[ Humming ]
HELLO.
1053
01:01:44,526 --> 01:01:47,660
HEY, GOOD TO SEE--
EXCUSE ME. OW ! OW !
DON'’T HIT ME ! DON'T HIT ME !
1054
01:01:47,791 --> 01:01:49,706
COME ON, RELAX.
I JUST CAME BY TO APOLOGIZE.
1055
01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:52,665
OH, RIGHT.
[ Travis ]
NO, I'’M SERIOUS.
1056
01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:56,408
I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT
WHAT I DID, YOU KNOW ? YEAH,
AND I WANT TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
1057
01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:59,150
COME ON.
YEAH, YEAH.
REALLY ?
WHAT DID YA HAVE IN MIND ?
1058
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:01,500
WELL, I WAS THINKIN'’
ABOUT THROWING YOU
A BACHELOR PARTY.
1059
01:02:01,630 --> 01:02:03,589
YOU KNOW, HAVE A FEW
LAUGHS AND STUFF.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ?
1060
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,157
COME ON.
I'’D REALLY LIKE THAT
A LOT, TRAVIS.
1061
01:02:06,287 --> 01:02:08,681
I'’LL PICK YOU UP
TOMORROW NIGHT.
COOL.
WAIT, WATCH THIS.
1062
01:02:08,812 --> 01:02:11,379
WHAT ? OH,
YEAH ? NO--
AH, BUDDY, HUG ?
DUDE, I HUG MY FRIENDS.
1063
01:02:11,510 --> 01:02:13,730
[ Laughing ]
THANKS, DUDE.
1064
01:02:13,860 --> 01:02:16,080
ALL RIGHT.
TRAVIS, IT'’S REALLY
COOL OF YOU.
1065
01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:18,386
WELL, YOU KNOW,
I CARE A LOT ABOUT YOU...
1066
01:02:18,517 --> 01:02:21,346
AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE REALLY HAPPY.
THANKS.
1067
01:02:23,478 --> 01:02:25,611
WHAT A SPLENDID
PERSON.
HMM.
1068
01:02:25,742 --> 01:02:28,483
♪♪
ALL RIGHT, LET'’S HAVE
SOME REAL DANCIN'’, GANG.
SQUARE '’EM UP.
1069
01:02:28,614 --> 01:02:30,703
[ Cheering,
Hooting ]
1070
01:02:30,834 --> 01:02:32,705
♪ WELL, GONNA BOW
TO THE PARTNER ♪
1071
01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:34,751
♪ THEN YOU TURN AND BOW
TO THE CORNER OF THE HALL ♪
1072
01:02:34,881 --> 01:02:37,928
- ♪ GO INTO THE MIDDLE
WITH A COWBOY YELL ♪
- YA-HOO !
1073
01:02:38,058 --> 01:02:40,234
[ Square Dance Calling
Continues, Indistinct ]
1074
01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:44,282
I HEARD ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
HEY, HEY, COME ON,
COME ON, PLEASE.
1075
01:02:44,412 --> 01:02:48,286
LISTEN,
I NEED A FAVOR.
1076
01:02:48,416 --> 01:02:52,159
HERE ?
NO. COME ON.
WILL YOU HELP ME ?
1077
01:02:52,290 --> 01:02:54,596
YOU COMIN'’ OVER TONIGHT ?
1078
01:02:54,727 --> 01:02:57,817
YEAH.
I'’LL WAIT UP FOR YOU.
1079
01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:02,256
[ Square Dance Calling
Continues, Indistinct ]
1080
01:03:02,387 --> 01:03:04,432
[ Gasps ]
1081
01:03:06,870 --> 01:03:09,263
CRAWL, LOOK AT THEM.
1082
01:03:11,570 --> 01:03:13,137
COOL PARENTS.
1083
01:03:13,267 --> 01:03:15,530
HEY, SLICK.
YOU GETTIN'’ MIGHTY FRIENDLY...
YEAH ?
1084
01:03:15,661 --> 01:03:18,359
WITH OLD CITY OVER THERE,
AIN'’T YOU ?
SO ?
1085
01:03:18,490 --> 01:03:22,799
I'’M THROWIN' HIM
A BACHELOR PARTY.
WHAT ?
1086
01:03:22,929 --> 01:03:25,540
♪ FARMIN'’ GIRL PROMENADE
AND GO '’ROUND THE WORLD ♪
1087
01:03:25,671 --> 01:03:27,760
♪ GET BACK HOME
AND WHEN YOU GET THERE ♪
1088
01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:30,371
♪ JOIN UP HANDS
CIRCLE TO THE LEFT ♪
1089
01:03:30,502 --> 01:03:32,721
♪ LEFT ALLEMANDE
THEN PROMENADE ♪
1090
01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:35,768
KEEP GOING, GANG.
WE'’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1091
01:03:37,552 --> 01:03:39,685
KEEP ON GOING.
I'’M GONNA GET SOME PUNCH.
1092
01:03:42,122 --> 01:03:44,081
HEY, HORACE.
WATCH THIS.
1093
01:03:48,476 --> 01:03:50,696
♪ NOW GRAB A NUG
WHOSE CONES ARE BUSTY ♪
1094
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:56,136
♪ WEIZ HER GIG
AND MAKE HER CRUSTY ♪
1095
01:03:56,267 --> 01:03:59,139
♪ GRAB YOUR DUDE
DON'’T USE ROUGHNESS ♪
1096
01:03:59,270 --> 01:04:01,794
♪ MOVE IN CLOSE
AND GROOVE HIS BUFFNESS ♪
1097
01:04:01,925 --> 01:04:04,536
♪ BUFF THE WOOD, BUFF THE WOOD
COME ON, BUFF THE WOOD ♪
1098
01:04:04,666 --> 01:04:08,018
♪ B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUFF THE WOOD WHAT ? DUDE, GET OFF.
GIVE ME THE MIKE.
1099
01:04:08,148 --> 01:04:10,585
THEY'’RE ENJOYING THEMSELVES.
COME ON.
THIS IS SQUARE DANCING.
1100
01:04:10,716 --> 01:04:12,849
I DON'’T CARE IF IT'S, LIKE,
CIRCULAR DANCING, BRO.
1101
01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:15,808
COME ON.
LOOK, THEY'’RE HAVIN' A BLAST.
ARE YOU GUYS HAVIN'’ FUN ?
1102
01:04:15,939 --> 01:04:17,854
[ Dancers Cheering ]
YEAH !
1103
01:04:17,984 --> 01:04:20,204
MAN, COME ON. HORACE.
THIS IS SQUARE DANCING.
NO, GO ON. GET OUTTA HERE.
1104
01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,684
DUDE, I'’LL GO OFF.
COME ON, BUDDY.
1105
01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:25,862
[ Crowd Cheering ]
DO YOU WANT TO DO IT
SOME MORE ?
1106
01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:28,603
[ Crowd ]
YEAH !
1107
01:04:28,734 --> 01:04:30,867
YEAH !
1108
01:04:30,997 --> 01:04:32,869
WHAT THE HELL.
COOL.
THANKS.
1109
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:35,393
♪ IF YOUR GAL
IS FINGER LICKIN'’ ♪
1110
01:04:35,523 --> 01:04:38,744
♪ COME ON NOW
AND DO THE FUNKY CHICKEN ♪
1111
01:04:38,875 --> 01:04:42,791
[ Clucking ]
1112
01:04:42,922 --> 01:04:46,056
- [ Laughing ]
- [ Clucking ]
1113
01:04:46,186 --> 01:04:48,058
YEAH !
WHOO !
1114
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,585
♪ NOW SPIN TOGETHER IF
YOUR NUGLET'’S WILLIN' ♪
1115
01:04:53,715 --> 01:04:55,761
♪ SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
THEN START CHILLIN'’ ♪♪
1116
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,589
- SAY, "CHILL."
- CHILL !
1117
01:04:57,719 --> 01:04:59,591
- SAY, "CHILL, CHILL."
- CHILL, CHILL !
1118
01:04:59,721 --> 01:05:02,942
[ Indistinct Grunting,
Screams ]
1119
01:05:03,073 --> 01:05:05,423
[ Cheering ]
1120
01:05:10,515 --> 01:05:13,344
STEP UP TO BAT,
BROTHER.
1121
01:05:13,474 --> 01:05:15,172
GO WITH IT, MAN.
JUST DO IT.
1122
01:05:15,302 --> 01:05:18,740
FEEL THE BREEZE
AND LET IT FLY.
1123
01:05:18,871 --> 01:05:20,960
AH, YEAH, 747.
[ Crowd Gasps ]
1124
01:05:21,091 --> 01:05:23,702
[ Woman ]
HORACE, ARE YOU OKAY ?
1125
01:05:24,790 --> 01:05:28,054
[ Cheering ]
1126
01:05:28,185 --> 01:05:32,319
YEAH ! OH, HORSE,
YOU'’RE THE MAN !
1127
01:05:32,450 --> 01:05:35,192
[ Connie Giggling ]
OH, BULL.
1128
01:05:35,322 --> 01:05:37,716
[ Both Giggling ]
1129
01:05:37,846 --> 01:05:40,545
OH, DAD, YOU MISSED
ONE HECK OF A PARTY.
1130
01:05:40,675 --> 01:05:44,201
[ Whistling ]
WHAT WAS IT,
A HALLOWEEN PARTY ?
1131
01:05:44,331 --> 01:05:47,900
DAD.
YEAH, I TELL YOU,
I'’M SURE WORN OUT.
1132
01:05:48,031 --> 01:05:50,903
THINK I'’M GONNA GO ON UPSTAIRS
AND GET A LITTLE SHUT-EYE.
1133
01:05:51,034 --> 01:05:52,905
[ Low ]
YOU COMING UP ?
1134
01:05:53,036 --> 01:05:56,082
YEAH.
WE NEED TO TALK,
JUNIOR.
1135
01:05:56,213 --> 01:06:00,739
UH, UH, DAD, GIVE ME
A LITTLE RAIN CHECK
ON THAT, OKAY ?
1136
01:06:09,356 --> 01:06:11,576
AH, WHAT--
OH ! WHEW !
1137
01:06:11,706 --> 01:06:13,665
DID YOU SEE
THAT HORACEY, MAN ?
1138
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:16,494
YOU HAD WASCO ROCKIN'’ !
1139
01:06:16,624 --> 01:06:19,149
FORGET ABOUT WASCO.
THINK ABOUT YOUR
PARENTS RIGHT NOW.
1140
01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,151
I MEAN, YOU DAD'’S
GETTIN'’ BUSY.
1141
01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:25,155
I KNOW.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THEM
LIKE THIS BEFORE.
1142
01:06:25,285 --> 01:06:28,854
OH... THANKS, CRAWL.
1143
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:33,511
YOU REALLY SAVED ME
THIS WEEK.
BECCA,
I'’M A FRIEND...
1144
01:06:33,641 --> 01:06:35,513
AND I'’M
AT YOUR SERVICE.
1145
01:06:35,643 --> 01:06:38,907
IF IT WASN'’T FOR YOU, I'D
PROBABLY BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
1146
01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:44,348
YOU ARE ENGAGED.
1147
01:06:44,478 --> 01:06:46,915
OH, YEAH.
1148
01:06:50,310 --> 01:06:55,359
DON'’T MIND ME,
NOBODY ELSE DOES.
1149
01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:59,711
GOOD NIGHT, CRAWL.
1150
01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:03,236
OH. THANK YOU, PAPPY.
1151
01:07:03,367 --> 01:07:07,806
- GOOD NIGHT, PAPPY.
- GOOD NIGHT, SHORTCAKE.
1152
01:07:14,682 --> 01:07:17,076
OH, SHIT.
1153
01:07:26,477 --> 01:07:31,612
CAN I PLEASE
WHITTLE WOOD WITH YOU ?
1154
01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:34,876
ALL RIGHT.
1155
01:07:35,007 --> 01:07:38,054
GRAB A PIECE
OF WOOD.
1156
01:07:38,184 --> 01:07:41,187
YOU KNOW I MAJORED
IN CREATIVE WOODS, RIGHT ?
UH-HUH.
1157
01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:44,538
SECOND FRESHMAN YEAR.
HERE.
1158
01:07:46,018 --> 01:07:48,455
HUH !
1159
01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,732
[ Crowing ]
1160
01:08:04,863 --> 01:08:08,954
SOUNDED LIKE YOU AND WALTER
WERE GETTIN'’ BUSY.
REBECCA !
1161
01:08:09,085 --> 01:08:11,043
MM-HMM.
1162
01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:14,002
WHAT ?
[ Laughs ]
1163
01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:17,876
OH, HONEY,
I DON'’T BELIEVE YOU.
1164
01:08:19,225 --> 01:08:23,011
CRAWL !
THANKS FOR LEAVING ME
WITH A SEMI LAST NIGHT.
1165
01:08:23,142 --> 01:08:26,102
IT'’S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
ZACK HOOKED ME UP...
1166
01:08:26,232 --> 01:08:28,974
WITH LAST MONTH'’S ISSUE--
THE POISONS HAVE LEFT
THE BUILDING.
1167
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,108
- THANK GOD.
- GOOD MORNING, EVERYBODY.
1168
01:08:32,238 --> 01:08:34,153
MORNING, DAD.
1169
01:08:34,284 --> 01:08:36,373
BEAUTIFUL DAY.
OH !
1170
01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:39,376
- BULL !
- OOH, WALTER.
1171
01:08:40,725 --> 01:08:42,857
WHAT IS THAT ONE ?
FISHING.
1172
01:08:42,988 --> 01:08:44,990
IT'’S CALLED "WHOPPER."
[ Crawl ]
WALT !
1173
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:49,299
- DIG THE GEAR.
BIG FISHING EXPEDITION, HUH ?
- OH, YEAH.
1174
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,866
MMM.
CAN I COME ?
1175
01:08:51,997 --> 01:08:54,042
UM, OH,
I DON'’T THINK SO.
1176
01:08:54,173 --> 01:08:56,697
OH, COME ON, HONEY.
LET HIM GO WITH YOU.
WELL, NOW WAIT A MINUTE.
1177
01:08:56,828 --> 01:09:00,179
I GAVE DAD A RAIN CHECK
ON A TALK WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO HAVE THIS MORNING.
1178
01:09:00,310 --> 01:09:05,010
WELL, THAT'’S OKAY, SIR,
'’CAUSE I'M JUST GONNA STAY HERE
AND TAKE THE COMBINE OUT.
1179
01:09:05,141 --> 01:09:10,102
- [ Whispering ]
LET HIM GO WITH YOU.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU CAN COME.
1180
01:09:10,233 --> 01:09:15,194
WELL, ALL RIGHT, SIR.
I THINK, I THINK, I, WELL,
I THINK YOU MADE A RIGHT CHOICE.
1181
01:09:15,325 --> 01:09:17,240
ZACK, I THREW YOUR GEAR
IN THE TRUCK OUT THERE.
1182
01:09:17,370 --> 01:09:19,372
COME ON.
LET'’S GO FISHIN'.
[ Laughing ]
1183
01:09:19,503 --> 01:09:22,288
I DON'’T FEEL LIKE IT.
1184
01:09:22,419 --> 01:09:25,422
WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
1185
01:09:25,552 --> 01:09:27,859
BRING ME A BIG ONE.
1186
01:09:27,989 --> 01:09:32,124
OW ! LET'’S GO,
HOTSHOT.
1187
01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:36,607
- NASTY !
- GIRLFRIEND, GIRLFRIEND,
AAAAAAHH.
1188
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:40,915
SO, WALTER,
DON'’T HOLD OUT ON ME, DUDE.
DID YOU GET HER ?
1189
01:09:50,664 --> 01:09:52,666
NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, LOOK.
1190
01:09:52,797 --> 01:09:55,974
IT'’S ALL IN THE WRIST.
SEE ? YOU JUST POP IT UP,
1191
01:09:56,104 --> 01:09:58,759
POP IT OUT THERE,
FLICK IT A COUPLE OF TIMES.
1192
01:09:58,890 --> 01:10:01,632
JUST DRIVES THOSE TROUT WILD.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1193
01:10:01,762 --> 01:10:05,592
YOU GOT YOUR--
YOU GOT YOUR ROD UPSIDE DOWN.
1194
01:10:05,723 --> 01:10:08,726
TURN IT OVER.
TURN YOUR ROD--
THAT'’S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
1195
01:10:08,856 --> 01:10:10,945
NOW, GO AHEAD. POP IT OUT.
NO, JUST ONE HAND.
1196
01:10:11,076 --> 01:10:13,513
JUST DO IT WITH ONE HAND.
THAT'’S RIGHT. GO AHEAD.
1197
01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:20,999
AH, SHIT.
1198
01:10:21,129 --> 01:10:25,221
LOOK, I'’LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WHY DON'’T YOU PUT THE FISH
THAT DAD AND I CATCH...
1199
01:10:25,351 --> 01:10:27,397
INTO THE BUCKET '’TIL YOU
GET THE HANG OF IT.
1200
01:10:27,527 --> 01:10:29,355
LOOK, I'’M REALLY SORRY.
IT'’S ALL RIGHT.
1201
01:10:29,486 --> 01:10:31,923
I GOT ONE !
HE GOT ONE !
1202
01:10:32,053 --> 01:10:34,230
SEE, JUNIOR ?
THAT'’S HOW YOU DO IT.
1203
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:39,931
YEAH, OVER THE HEAD.
THAT'’S THE WAY TO DO IT.
1204
01:10:40,061 --> 01:10:44,109
I NEVER COULD UNDERSTAND THAT
SIDEARM BUSINESS OF YOURS.
1205
01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:46,111
YEAH, WELL,
THAT'’S THE WAY
I LIKE TO DO IT.
1206
01:10:46,242 --> 01:10:51,203
YEAH, WELL,
IT DON'’T MAKE IT RIGHT.
YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
1207
01:10:51,334 --> 01:10:55,903
YOU GET SOME KIND
OF PLEASURE OUT OF
NOT LISTENIN'’ TO ME ?
1208
01:10:56,034 --> 01:10:58,950
AW, LOOK, DAD, I JUST
DON'’T WANT TO HAVE THIS
CONVERSATION ANYMORE, OKAY ?
1209
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:02,258
I GOT A PARTICULAR WAY
I LIKE TO DO THINGS
AND THAT'’S IT.
1210
01:11:02,388 --> 01:11:05,261
JUST GIVE ME
A LITTLE ROOM.
A LITTLE ROOM, HUH ?
1211
01:11:05,391 --> 01:11:09,352
ROOM YOU WANT ?
YOU GOT IT !
I TELL YOU,
1212
01:11:09,482 --> 01:11:12,442
IT NEVER FAILS--
I TRY TO HELP HIM,
EVERY TIME.
1213
01:11:12,572 --> 01:11:14,531
TRY TO TEACH HIM SOMETHING,
AND WHAT HAPPENS ?
EVERY SINGLE TIME.
1214
01:11:14,661 --> 01:11:17,273
HE TURNS ON ME
LIKE A VIPER IN THE GRASS.
1215
01:11:17,403 --> 01:11:23,235
HE IS ONE UNGRATEFUL
SON OF A BITCH AND I'’M GONNA
TELL IT TO HIM TO HIS FACE.
1216
01:11:23,366 --> 01:11:25,890
[ Walter, Sr. Continues,
Indistinct ]
1217
01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:29,894
- YOU KNOW, I KIND OF FEEL
SORRY FOR YOU, MR. WARNER.
- WHAT ?
1218
01:11:30,024 --> 01:11:33,158
WELL, YOUR DAD, YOU KNOW.
I'’VE BEEN NOTICING THE WAY
HE'’S ALWAYS TREATIN' YOU.
1219
01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:37,162
OH, HE'’S BEEN LIKE THAT
AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER
THE SON OF A BITCH.
1220
01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:41,166
KIND OF LIKE THE WAY YOU
GET DOWN ON ZACK FOR THE WAY
HE DOES THINGS, TOO, HUH ?
1221
01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:45,126
I'’M SORRY.
1222
01:11:48,869 --> 01:11:51,959
YOU TALKIN'’ ABOUT THE WAY
HE PLAYS WITH THOSE STUPID
COMPUTER GAMES ALL DAY ?
1223
01:11:52,090 --> 01:11:53,961
THOSE AREN'’T JUST GAMES TO HIM.
1224
01:11:54,092 --> 01:11:58,749
THAT'’S WHAT HE'S INTO. HE'’S NOT
ASKING YOU TO DO IT, IS HE ?
1225
01:11:58,879 --> 01:12:01,752
HE JUST WANTS
SOME ROOM TOO.
1226
01:12:01,882 --> 01:12:06,104
YEAH, WELL, UH, UH...
WHO ASKED YOU ?
1227
01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:08,324
I'’M SORRY.
1228
01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:11,805
- [ Groaning ]
- DAD !
1229
01:12:11,936 --> 01:12:14,808
DAD !
1230
01:12:17,550 --> 01:12:20,858
[ Gasping ]
DAD, COME HERE.
LAY DOWN HERE.
1231
01:12:20,988 --> 01:12:23,339
WHERE ARE YOUR PILLS ?
1232
01:12:23,469 --> 01:12:26,385
IN, IN MY JACKET IN THE TRUCK.
1233
01:12:27,865 --> 01:12:29,345
HELP.
1234
01:12:29,475 --> 01:12:31,869
ASSESS
THE SITUATION.
GRAMPS IS DYING.
1235
01:12:31,999 --> 01:12:36,352
OKAY. C.P.R.
RIGHT ! OKAY.
1236
01:12:36,482 --> 01:12:39,355
TILT THE HEAD BACK.
[ Gasping ]
1237
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:43,707
PLUG THE NOSTRILS.
[ Gasping ]
1238
01:12:43,837 --> 01:12:48,059
AND ADMINISTER
MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.
1239
01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:52,368
[ Screaming ]
1240
01:12:52,498 --> 01:12:55,501
WHAT HAPPENED ?
WHAT HAPPENED ?
GEEZ.
1241
01:12:55,632 --> 01:12:58,635
HE TRIED TO KISS ME.
DUDE, I WAS DOIN'’ C.P.R.
I KNOW WHAT I'’M DOIN'.
1242
01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:02,552
I MAJORED IN IT
FOR A HALF SEMESTER.
HERE.
1243
01:13:02,682 --> 01:13:06,991
WELL, IF IT'’S
BETWEEN MY DYIN'’...
1244
01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:09,341
OR HIM KISSIN'’ ME,
1245
01:13:09,472 --> 01:13:12,692
I'’D RATHER DIE.
1246
01:13:19,482 --> 01:13:21,397
HEY, GUYS.
1247
01:13:21,527 --> 01:13:23,877
CATCH ANYTHING ?
1248
01:13:24,008 --> 01:13:27,881
COME ON. HERE,
LET ME HELP YOU.
IS HE OKAY ?
1249
01:13:28,012 --> 01:13:29,927
COME ON, DAD.
YOU'’RE GONNA BE OKAY,
ALL RIGHT ?
1250
01:13:30,057 --> 01:13:32,320
JUST SHAKE IT OUT.
YOU'’RE NOT DIZZY
OR ANYTHING, ARE YOU ?
1251
01:13:32,451 --> 01:13:35,759
DAD, ARE YOU OKAY ?
SOMETHING HAPPEN ?
NOTHING TO BE ALARMED ABOUT.
1252
01:13:35,889 --> 01:13:37,587
ARE YOU SURE ?
HE JUST HAD
A SPELL.
1253
01:13:37,717 --> 01:13:40,198
I'’M OKAY.
I'’M ALL RIGHT.
LET'’S GO INSIDE.
1254
01:13:40,328 --> 01:13:42,243
CRAZY KID NEARLY
KISSED ME.
LISTEN, UM, UM,
CRAWL, I JUST...
1255
01:13:42,374 --> 01:13:44,898
WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH
I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID
FOR MY DAD BACK THERE.
1256
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,597
LOOK, IT'’S NO PROBLEM.
1257
01:13:52,602 --> 01:13:54,908
WHAT DID YOU DO
OUT THERE ?
1258
01:13:55,039 --> 01:13:57,607
WE NEED TO TALK.
1259
01:14:00,523 --> 01:14:03,917
SO WHAT HAPPENED
OUT THERE TODAY ?
1260
01:14:04,048 --> 01:14:06,267
CRAWL ?
1261
01:14:07,355 --> 01:14:09,749
CRAWL ?
1262
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:12,665
WOULD YOU
JUST TALK TO ME ?
1263
01:14:12,796 --> 01:14:15,712
[ Sighs ]
1264
01:14:17,757 --> 01:14:21,500
WHAT ?
REBECCA, I DON'’T WANT
TO LIE TO '’EM ANYMORE.
1265
01:14:21,631 --> 01:14:23,850
OH, CRAWL, YOU'’RE NOT
DOING THIS TO ME NOW.
1266
01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,374
I TOLD YOU, WE'’RE GONNA GET
BACK TO SCHOOL AND I'’LL CALL...
1267
01:14:26,505 --> 01:14:29,508
AND I'’LL TELL 'EM WE
BROKE UP.
YEAH, BUT YOUR DAD
TOOK ME FISHING.
1268
01:14:29,639 --> 01:14:32,032
ALL RIGHT ?
WE BONDED. FINALLY.
1269
01:14:32,163 --> 01:14:34,382
I LIKE YOUR FAMILY, REBECCA.
I LIKE '’EM A WHOLE BUNCH.
1270
01:14:34,513 --> 01:14:36,515
AND THAT'’S WHY
I DON'’T WANT TO RUIN IT.
1271
01:14:36,646 --> 01:14:38,865
WE JUST HAVE
TWO MORE DAYS.
1272
01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:41,041
LOOK, I DON'’T CARE,
REBECCA.
OH, GOD.
1273
01:14:41,172 --> 01:14:45,219
EITHER YOU TELL '’EM
OR I'’M GONNA TELL 'EM.
1274
01:14:45,350 --> 01:14:47,874
OKAY.
1275
01:14:48,005 --> 01:14:52,444
OKAY, I'’LL TELL 'EM.
YES !
ARE YOU GONNA
TELL '’EM ?
1276
01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:12,464
[ Cow Mooing ]
1277
01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:21,517
HEY, CITY.
HEY, THEO.
1278
01:15:21,647 --> 01:15:24,520
EVER PICK OUT
YOUR OWN TURKEY
FOR THANKSGIVING ?
1279
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:28,698
YEAH, STOUFFERS,
SWANSONS AND BUTTERBALLS.
1280
01:15:28,828 --> 01:15:31,875
THIS AIN'’T NO
SUPERMARKET, BOY.
1281
01:15:32,005 --> 01:15:36,140
UH, HEY.
HOW YA DOIN'’, MAN ?
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, MAN.
1282
01:15:36,270 --> 01:15:38,142
ALL RIGHT, PARTNER.
1283
01:15:38,272 --> 01:15:40,231
YOU SHOULD DO SOME AEROBICS
AND BAIL THE BELLY, MAN.
1284
01:15:40,361 --> 01:15:42,886
YEAH, OKAY, COOL. LISTEN,
TAKE THIS. SOMETIMES THESE
THINGS CAN BE VICIOUS.
1285
01:15:43,016 --> 01:15:44,888
ARE YOU GONNA
CRUISE IN WITH ME ?
OH, I DON'’T THINK SO.
1286
01:15:45,018 --> 01:15:46,759
OW.
1287
01:15:46,890 --> 01:15:48,326
[ Laughing ]
1288
01:15:50,154 --> 01:15:51,764
GET ON OVER THERE
AND GET DINNER, BOY.
CHOP ITS HEAD OFF ?
1289
01:15:51,895 --> 01:15:56,290
YEAH, IF YOU CAN
CATCH HIM.
[ Mumbling Gibberish ]
1290
01:15:56,421 --> 01:15:58,858
NO, NO, NO, NO !
[ Screaming ]
1291
01:15:58,989 --> 01:16:02,209
[ Screaming ]
[ Laughing ]
1292
01:16:04,255 --> 01:16:06,910
I'’M INNOCENT !
THEO TOLD ME TO DO IT !
1293
01:16:07,040 --> 01:16:08,912
STAY BACK !
I WAS JUST KIDDING !
1294
01:16:09,042 --> 01:16:11,436
HELP ! STOP !
1295
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:15,353
[ Howling ]
1296
01:16:20,706 --> 01:16:23,491
[ Walter, Sr. ] THE TURKEY HAD A HEART ATTACK ?
1297
01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:26,407
I DON'’T KNOW. I NEVER
KILLED ANYTHING BEFORE.
1298
01:16:26,538 --> 01:16:30,194
MAYBE HE SHOULD GIVE THE TURKEY
A LITTLE KISS.
1299
01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:33,371
[ Laughing ]
[ Crawl ]
THAT'’S REAL FUNNY, GUYS.
1300
01:16:33,501 --> 01:16:35,416
[ Walter ]
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT THEY SAY, CRAWL.
1301
01:16:35,547 --> 01:16:37,462
IF YOU KILL '’EM,
YOU GOTTA CLEAN '’EM.
1302
01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,159
WHY ARE YOU
MAKING ME DO THIS ?
1303
01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:41,945
IT'’S ALL PART
OF BEING A FARMER.
1304
01:16:42,075 --> 01:16:44,208
NOW, REACH DOWN THERE
AND GRAB THEM TAIL FEATHERS,
START JERKING THEM OUT...
1305
01:16:44,338 --> 01:16:47,515
AND WORK YOURSELF FORWARD.
JERK '’EM ON OUT OF THERE.
[ Screams ]
1306
01:16:47,646 --> 01:16:51,345
[ Everyone Yelling,
Turkey Gobbling ]
1307
01:16:51,476 --> 01:16:52,999
IT'’S A MIRACLE !
1308
01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:56,960
[ Indistinct Yelling ]
1309
01:16:57,090 --> 01:17:01,094
[ Horn Honking ]
1310
01:17:01,225 --> 01:17:04,620
OH, THERE'’S MY RIDE.
LIKE TO HANG, GOTTA GO. BYE.
1311
01:17:04,750 --> 01:17:07,405
[ Zack ]
WHOA !
[ Walter, Sr. ]
JUNIOR !
1312
01:17:07,535 --> 01:17:11,583
[ Indistinct Yelling ]
1313
01:17:11,714 --> 01:17:13,977
[ Party Guests ]
DRINK THAT BEER, BOY !
1314
01:17:14,107 --> 01:17:16,501
THAT'’S IT !
BOTTOMS UP !
1315
01:17:16,632 --> 01:17:19,112
OKAY, CRAWL,
DRINK IT DOWN !
YEAH !
1316
01:17:19,243 --> 01:17:24,074
[ Belches ]
DUDE, YOU SHOULD INVEST
IN A BEER BONG, BRO.
1317
01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,816
THE THING WITH
THE FUNNEL, THE HOO.
1318
01:17:26,946 --> 01:17:29,166
YOU THROW
THE WHOLE CASE
IN THERE, MAN.
1319
01:17:29,296 --> 01:17:32,430
HEY, DUDE, YOU SHOOT
THE WHOLE THING OUT.
TOAST, BUDDY !
1320
01:17:32,560 --> 01:17:34,954
[ Travis ]
YOU KNOW, I DIDN'’T
LIKE YOU MUCH AT FIRST,
1321
01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:37,348
BUT NOW THAT I GOT TO KNOW YA,
YOU'’RE OKAY.
1322
01:17:37,478 --> 01:17:42,048
I STILL THINK YOU SUCK,
BUT YOU'’RE A HELL
OF A DRINKER, PARD.
1323
01:17:42,179 --> 01:17:45,312
THIS IS IT !
A TOAST !
1324
01:17:45,443 --> 01:17:46,792
TO CRAWL !
[ Theo ]
TO CRAWL !
1325
01:17:46,923 --> 01:17:50,666
AND REBECCA, YOUR EX-CHICK,
MY NEW FIANCEE.
1326
01:17:50,796 --> 01:17:53,364
[ Laughs ]
1327
01:17:53,494 --> 01:17:57,629
HEY, CITY.
YEAH ! GET DOWN !
1328
01:17:57,760 --> 01:17:59,675
ALL RIGHT, MAN, THIS IS IT.
GO, GO, GO !
1329
01:17:59,805 --> 01:18:04,767
GO ! GO ON ! GO !
GO ON !
SUCK IT UP, BUDDY !
1330
01:18:04,897 --> 01:18:08,031
- [ Travis Hooting ]
- I'’M GONNA GO SING.
1331
01:18:08,161 --> 01:18:10,729
[ Belches ]
GREAT. ALL RIGHT.
1332
01:18:14,298 --> 01:18:16,953
[ Crawl ]
HELLO. HI, HOW YA DOIN'’ ?
1333
01:18:17,083 --> 01:18:21,522
COOL. OKAY, THIS IS A SONG
THAT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
1334
01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:26,353
♪♪
♪ WELL, LIFE ON THE FARM
IS KIND OF LAID BACK ♪
1335
01:18:26,484 --> 01:18:28,268
♪ AIN'’T MUCH AN OLD COUNTRY BOY LIKE ME CAN'’T HACK ♪
1336
01:18:28,399 --> 01:18:30,793
♪ EARLY TO RISE
EARLY IN THE SACK ♪
1337
01:18:30,923 --> 01:18:33,186
♪ THANK GOD
I'’M A COUNTRY BOY ♪
1338
01:18:33,317 --> 01:18:35,536
♪ WELL, CITY FOLKS DRIVIN'’
IN A BLACK LIMOUSINE ♪
1339
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:39,540
- ♪ A LOT OF SAD PEOPLE-- ♪
- SORRY TO INTERRUPT,
1340
01:18:39,671 --> 01:18:42,239
BUT ARE YOU GUYS READY
FOR SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT ?
1341
01:18:42,369 --> 01:18:45,895
[ Crowd Cheering ]
1342
01:18:50,682 --> 01:18:55,252
[ Jukebox Plays "T-R-O-U-B-L-E" by Travis Tritt ]
1343
01:18:55,382 --> 01:19:00,300
♪♪
1344
01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:02,738
WHOO !
1345
01:19:02,868 --> 01:19:05,741
[ Party Guest ]
SHAKE IT, MAMA !
SHAKE IT !
1346
01:19:05,871 --> 01:19:08,744
♪ STREET TALKIN'’, SEXY WALKIN', HONKY-TONKIN'’ BABY ♪
1347
01:19:08,874 --> 01:19:10,963
♪ THE MEN ARE GONNA LOVE YA
AND THE WOMEN GONNA HATE YA ♪
1348
01:19:11,094 --> 01:19:13,139
♪ REMINDIN'’ THEM OF EVERYTHING
THEY'’RE NEVER GONNA BE ♪
1349
01:19:13,270 --> 01:19:16,926
♪ MAYBE THEY'’LL BEGIN
ANOTHER WORLD WAR III ♪
1350
01:19:17,056 --> 01:19:21,191
♪ '’CAUSE THE WORLD AIN'T READY
FOR NOTHIN'’ LIKE Y-O-U ♪
1351
01:19:21,321 --> 01:19:25,978
♪ I BET YOUR MAMA
MUST HAVE BEEN ANOTHER
GOOD-LOOKIN'’ MAMA TOO ♪
1352
01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:32,028
♪ SAY HEY
GOOD L-O-O-K-I-N-G ♪
1353
01:19:32,158 --> 01:19:36,119
♪ WELL, I SMELL
T-R-O-U-B-L-E ♪
1354
01:19:36,249 --> 01:19:39,600
[ Crowd Cheering ]
♪ I SAID HEY
1355
01:19:39,731 --> 01:19:42,603
NUGS !
♪ I SAID HEY
1356
01:19:42,734 --> 01:19:45,432
♪ I SAID HEY
I SAID HEY ♪
1357
01:19:45,563 --> 01:19:47,521
♪ I SAID HEY
1358
01:19:47,652 --> 01:19:52,178
♪ WELL, I SMELL
T-R-O-U-B-L-E ♪♪
1359
01:19:52,309 --> 01:19:54,920
UH ! I WAS JUST
GETTING STARTED.
1360
01:19:55,051 --> 01:19:59,185
NO, BABY, BABY, BABY !
Y'’ALL CAN TAKE ME ON !
1361
01:19:59,316 --> 01:20:03,276
THAT WAS GREAT, TRACY.
THAT WAS GREAT.
THAT WAS GREAT.
1362
01:20:03,407 --> 01:20:06,758
NO, NO, NO !
COME ON, IT'’S A PARTY !
LET'’S GO. DRINK UP.
1363
01:20:06,889 --> 01:20:10,370
[ Cheering ]
1364
01:20:10,501 --> 01:20:12,720
[ Crowing ]
1365
01:20:12,851 --> 01:20:16,028
AH, MORNING.
HAPPY TURKEY DAY.
IS THE COFFEE READY ?
1366
01:20:16,159 --> 01:20:18,074
HELP YOURSELF, THEO.
1367
01:20:18,204 --> 01:20:21,294
ZACK, CAN YOU BRING THOSE SPICES
OVER HERE PLEASE, SIR ?
1368
01:20:21,425 --> 01:20:23,775
SO, UH,
WHERE'’S MR. FARMER
THIS MORNING ?
1369
01:20:23,906 --> 01:20:26,734
OH, I IMAGINE HE'’S UP THERE
IN HIS ROOM SLEEPING IT OFF,
HUH, ZACK ?
1370
01:20:26,865 --> 01:20:29,215
NOT IN MY ROOM.
HE NEVER CAME HOME LAST NIGHT.
1371
01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:31,304
REALLY ?
[ Theo ]
MIGHT CHECK OUT
IN THE BARN.
1372
01:20:31,435 --> 01:20:34,699
HEARD A LOT OF HUFFIN'’ AND
PUFFIN'’ OUT THERE LAST NIGHT.
1373
01:20:34,830 --> 01:20:38,442
OH, CRAWL, POOR GUY.
THAT'’S HOW HE GOT
HIS NICKNAME.
1374
01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:47,581
CRAWL ?
1375
01:20:47,712 --> 01:20:50,846
[ Crawl Groaning ]
1376
01:20:51,629 --> 01:20:53,979
[ Groaning ]
1377
01:21:08,515 --> 01:21:09,908
OOPS.
1378
01:21:10,039 --> 01:21:11,997
WHAT ?
1379
01:21:12,128 --> 01:21:14,826
SORRY, YOU GUYS,
I DIDN'’T MEAN TO--
1380
01:21:14,957 --> 01:21:19,091
I'’M SORRY.
I'’M JUST GONNA BE GOING NOW.
1381
01:21:19,222 --> 01:21:21,964
WAIT ! BECCA !
IT-- OW.
1382
01:21:22,094 --> 01:21:24,880
IT'’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK !
1383
01:21:25,010 --> 01:21:27,404
I DON'’T THINK.
DO YOU THINK ?
1384
01:21:29,536 --> 01:21:32,757
OH, THE WEDDING IS OFF !
STOP !
1385
01:21:32,888 --> 01:21:36,587
GOOD MORNIN'’.
BECCA, PLEASE, JUST WAIT.
1386
01:21:36,717 --> 01:21:41,766
JUST--
THESE ARE THE DAYS
OF OUR LIVES.
1387
01:21:46,989 --> 01:21:48,294
[ Crying ]
1388
01:21:50,993 --> 01:21:53,778
OH, GOD !
1389
01:21:57,521 --> 01:21:59,566
[ Crawl ]
BECCA ?
1390
01:21:59,697 --> 01:22:02,265
LOOK, I'’M SORRY.
1391
01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:05,094
OH, FORGET IT.
IT WAS ALL A BIG JOKE
ANYWAY, RIGHT ?
NO.
1392
01:22:05,224 --> 01:22:07,705
NOT FOR ME.
I'’M INTO YOU.
1393
01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:12,188
YEAH, UNTIL TRACY SHOWS UP.
YOU INTO HER TOO ?
LISTEN, LAST NIGHT...
1394
01:22:12,318 --> 01:22:15,887
I'’M AT THE BACHELOR PARTY,
I'’M DOIN' KARAOKE AND THEN
I WAKE UP IN THE BARN.
1395
01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:17,889
THAT'’S ALL I REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED, I SWEAR.
1396
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:22,285
OH, CRAWL !
YOU ARE SUCH A HYPOCRITE !
1397
01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,374
GOD, YOU WALTZ IN HERE
TELLING EVERYONE TO BE HONEST
WITH EACH OTHER,
1398
01:22:24,504 --> 01:22:26,724
AND THE LEAST YOU COULD DO
IS BE HONEST WITH ME.
1399
01:22:26,854 --> 01:22:28,900
I'’M BEING HONEST.
1400
01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:34,384
[ Sighs ]
THAT YOU BLACKED OUT
AND WOKE UP WITH TRACY ?
1401
01:22:34,514 --> 01:22:37,909
MY GOD, YOU MUST THINK
I'’M STUPID. I AM STUPID.
1402
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:41,913
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
YOU HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
1403
01:22:42,044 --> 01:22:44,916
WHY DID YOU
BRING ME HERE, BECCA ?
1404
01:22:45,047 --> 01:22:47,919
BECAUSE IT WAS THANKSGIVING
AND YOU WERE ALONE.
1405
01:22:48,050 --> 01:22:50,704
YOU KNEW TRAVIS WAS GONNA
PROPOSE TO YOU, HUH ?
1406
01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:55,274
OH, PLEASE.
I FELT SORRY FOR YOU.
"PLEASE" TO YOU.
1407
01:22:55,405 --> 01:22:59,452
SPARE ME. YOU NEEDED SOMEONE
TO SHIELD YOU FROM TRAVIS...
1408
01:22:59,583 --> 01:23:02,890
BECAUSE YOU COULDN'’T EVEN
DEAL WITH IT YOURSELF.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
1409
01:23:03,021 --> 01:23:05,197
HAVE YOU TOLD
ANYBODY THE TRUTH ?
1410
01:23:10,681 --> 01:23:12,988
TALK ABOUT HYPOCRITES.
1411
01:23:13,118 --> 01:23:16,208
HEY, I DON'’T EVEN WANT
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
1412
01:23:16,339 --> 01:23:19,168
FINE.
1413
01:23:19,298 --> 01:23:22,214
HERE'’S YOUR RING.
1414
01:23:26,914 --> 01:23:30,701
FITS BETTER ON MY FINGER
ANYWAYS. SEE ?
1415
01:23:35,097 --> 01:23:38,752
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
1416
01:24:03,473 --> 01:24:05,953
WHAT ARE YOU
DOIN'’ HERE ?
1417
01:24:07,999 --> 01:24:12,873
I DON'’T KNOW.
WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT ?
1418
01:24:13,004 --> 01:24:14,832
YOU TELL ME.
1419
01:24:16,616 --> 01:24:22,318
WELL, I WOKE UP IN THE BARN, BUT
I, I CAN'’T REMEMBER ANYTHING.
1420
01:24:22,448 --> 01:24:25,886
YEAH, WELL, I'’LL TELL YOU
WHAT HAPPENED.
1421
01:24:26,017 --> 01:24:29,542
YOU AND CRAWL WERE ALL OVER
EACH OTHER WHEN YOU LEFT
THE BAR LAST NIGHT.
1422
01:24:29,673 --> 01:24:31,892
WHY DON'’T YOU
TAKE IT FROM THERE.
1423
01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:34,547
I WAS ONLY GONNA DANCE FOR HIM.
1424
01:24:34,678 --> 01:24:36,549
AFTER WHAT
WE HAD TOGETHER ?
1425
01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:39,552
MAN, I THOUGHT I KNEW YOU.
1426
01:24:44,644 --> 01:24:47,082
YOU ARE SO LOW.
1427
01:24:58,005 --> 01:24:59,920
[ Walter ]
HONEY, YOU OKAY ?
FINE.
1428
01:25:00,051 --> 01:25:02,575
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING ?
OUT.
1429
01:25:02,706 --> 01:25:05,274
[ Rooster Crowing ]
1430
01:25:05,404 --> 01:25:07,406
BECCA,
WHAT HAPPENED ?
1431
01:25:07,537 --> 01:25:09,408
[ Sighs ]
EVERYTHING.
1432
01:25:09,539 --> 01:25:11,889
WAIT UP !
WAIT !
1433
01:25:20,593 --> 01:25:24,075
SO I TAKE IT THERE'’S NOT
GOING TO BE A WEDDING ?
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
1434
01:25:24,206 --> 01:25:27,252
IT'’S TOO BAD.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
1435
01:25:27,383 --> 01:25:30,995
I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING
YOU AS A BROTHER-IN-LAW.
1436
01:25:33,084 --> 01:25:35,042
SO WHERE ARE
YOU HEADING ?
1437
01:25:35,173 --> 01:25:37,523
BACK TO CALIFORNIA...
1438
01:25:37,654 --> 01:25:39,569
WHERE IT'’S NORMAL.
1439
01:25:41,266 --> 01:25:45,531
OKAY. WELL, IF YOU FIND
A BABY-FRESH NUG OUT THERE,
1440
01:25:45,662 --> 01:25:47,533
SEND HER MY WAY.
1441
01:25:47,664 --> 01:25:50,580
[ Clicking ]
YOU GOT IT.
1442
01:25:51,624 --> 01:25:53,713
TAKE CARE, ALL RIGHT ?
BE GOOD.
1443
01:25:53,844 --> 01:25:57,064
OKAY.
[ Squeezing Sound ]
1444
01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:59,806
[ Mimics Crawl ]
HMM,
YOU MADE THE SOUND WELL.
1445
01:25:59,937 --> 01:26:03,897
YOU CAN HAVE MY HAT ONLY
IF I COULD SQUEEZE YOUR CHEEKS.
1446
01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:06,161
SQUEEZE.
YEAH.
1447
01:26:06,291 --> 01:26:10,208
[ Laughs ]
TAKE CARE, BUDDY.
1448
01:26:10,339 --> 01:26:12,515
LATER.
THANKS FOR THE COT.
1449
01:26:17,781 --> 01:26:21,176
LOOK, WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES.
1450
01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:23,874
I'’M JUST SO CONFUSED.
LISTEN, IT'’S NATURAL.
1451
01:26:24,004 --> 01:26:25,876
YOU GO AWAY FROM HOME
THE FIRST TIME,
1452
01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:28,183
YOU, YOU TRY NEW THINGS.
1453
01:26:28,313 --> 01:26:31,360
YEAH, I JUST, I MEAN,
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
I KNEW HIM AND--
1454
01:26:31,490 --> 01:26:35,364
LOOK, THOSE L.A. PEOPLE
ARE SLICK. I MEAN,
THEY ARE NOT LIKE US.
1455
01:26:35,494 --> 01:26:38,193
THEY'’RE ON A DIFFERENT
WAVELENGTH.
1456
01:26:40,151 --> 01:26:43,285
I TRIED TO TELL YA.
1457
01:26:44,286 --> 01:26:49,073
[ Sniffling ]
1458
01:26:57,212 --> 01:27:01,216
[ Tires Screeching ]
1459
01:27:13,097 --> 01:27:15,012
AH, AH, AH.
1460
01:27:17,101 --> 01:27:21,018
GET IN.
I THINK
WE SPENT ENOUGH TIME
TOGETHER, DON'’T YOU?
1461
01:27:21,148 --> 01:27:24,500
LOOK,
WE NEED TO TALK, NOW.
1462
01:27:24,630 --> 01:27:28,199
ALL RIGHT.
[ Muttering ]
1463
01:27:31,724 --> 01:27:36,338
LOOK, ABOUT LAST NIGHT.
I THINK THERE'’S SOMETHING
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT.
1464
01:27:36,468 --> 01:27:41,908
YEAH.
I JUST WISH I COULD REMEMBER
IF I WAS GOOD OR NOT.
1465
01:27:42,039 --> 01:27:45,172
WELL...
[ Tires Screeching ]
1466
01:27:45,303 --> 01:27:48,872
SHIT.
EVERYBODY, SIT DOWN.
HERE COMES OUR BIRD.
1467
01:27:49,002 --> 01:27:52,702
[ Travis ]
IT'’S REALLY GREAT,
YOU ALL INVITING ME.
1468
01:27:52,832 --> 01:27:55,879
OH, THAT'’S A BEAUTIFUL BIRD,
MRS. WARNER.
THANK YOU, TRAVIS.
1469
01:27:56,009 --> 01:27:58,708
YOU ALWAYS WERE
A GREAT COOK.
HMM.
1470
01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:01,537
BEFORE I SIT DOWN,
I'’D LIKE TO SAY THAT
IT'’S REALLY GREAT...
1471
01:28:01,667 --> 01:28:03,539
HAVING EVERYBODY TOGETHER
FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
1472
01:28:03,669 --> 01:28:06,281
MATTER OF FACT,
I'’D LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST.
TO REBECCA,
1473
01:28:06,411 --> 01:28:08,674
THE SWEETEST GIRL
I KNOW.
1474
01:28:08,805 --> 01:28:11,242
I KNOW WE'’VE BEEN THROUGH
A LOT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS,
1475
01:28:11,373 --> 01:28:15,377
BUT I STILL LOVE YOU
AS MUCH AS EVER, AND I THINK
YOU STILL LOVE ME.
1476
01:28:15,507 --> 01:28:17,770
SO REBECCA WARNER,
[ Sighs ]
1477
01:28:17,901 --> 01:28:22,427
- WILL YOU MARRY ME ?
- I, UH--
1478
01:28:22,558 --> 01:28:25,561
DON'’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT,
BECCA.
OH, MAN.
1479
01:28:25,691 --> 01:28:27,824
LISTEN, YOU GUYS, I'’M SORRY
FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR MEAL,
1480
01:28:27,954 --> 01:28:30,000
BUT THERE'’S SOMETHING THAT
EVERYBODY NEEDS TO KNOW
BEFORE I GO.
1481
01:28:30,130 --> 01:28:32,002
CAN'’T YOU TAKE A HINT,
YOU IDIOT ?
1482
01:28:34,134 --> 01:28:34,657
LOOK, MR. WARNER,
IF YOU DON'’T MIND, I'D LIKE
TO TAKE THIS GUY OUTTA HERE.
1483
01:28:36,267 --> 01:28:37,007
[ Crawl ]
WALTER, YOU GOTTA
HEAR THIS ONE, MAN.
1484
01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:39,183
WELL, UH, UH, OKAY, CRAWL.
YOU GO AHEAD.
1485
01:28:39,314 --> 01:28:41,838
GO AHEAD, TRACY.
TRA--
1486
01:28:41,968 --> 01:28:45,363
HI.
LOOK, REBECCA,
1487
01:28:45,494 --> 01:28:48,018
I WOKE UP IN THE BARN
WITH CRAWL THIS MORNING...
1488
01:28:48,148 --> 01:28:50,063
AND I THOUGHT I DID
SOMETHING REALLY STUPID.
1489
01:28:50,194 --> 01:28:53,632
- MMM.
- HOW CAN YOU COME IN HERE
AND INSULT THIS FAMILY...
1490
01:28:53,763 --> 01:28:58,811
AFTER WHAT YOU DID ?
LOOK, I DON'’T REMEMBER WHAT
I DID, AND I THINK I KNOW WHY.
1491
01:29:01,423 --> 01:29:03,990
OH.
I FOUND THESE
IN MY CAR.
1492
01:29:05,427 --> 01:29:07,864
NOW, YOU SAID YOU SAW ME DRIVE
OFF WITH CRAWL LAST NIGHT,
1493
01:29:07,994 --> 01:29:11,824
BUT WHEN I GOT IN MY CAR
THIS MORNING, THE SEAT
WAS SO FAR BACK...
1494
01:29:11,955 --> 01:29:13,913
I COULDN'’T EVEN
REACH THE PEDALS.
1495
01:29:14,044 --> 01:29:18,265
SOMEBODY AWFULLY BIG MUST HAVE
BEEN DRIVING, HUH, HOSS ?
[ Spitting Sound ]
1496
01:29:18,396 --> 01:29:21,878
THEO, YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THIS ?
1497
01:29:24,184 --> 01:29:26,143
YOU WANT TO PASS THOSE
MASHED POTATOES THERE, HON ?
1498
01:29:26,273 --> 01:29:28,885
NO, NO, NO, NO,
NOW JUST TO HELL
WITH THOSE MASHED POTATOES.
1499
01:29:29,015 --> 01:29:31,366
NOW, YOU BETTER SPEAK UP.
YOUR JOB DEPENDS ON IT.
1500
01:29:35,152 --> 01:29:36,066
- THEO ?
- THEO ?
1501
01:29:39,461 --> 01:29:41,637
AW, HELL, WALTER,
IT WAS JUST A JOKE.
1502
01:29:41,767 --> 01:29:46,555
- OH...
- WE TOOK THOSE TWO OUT THERE
AND WE PUT '’EM IN THE BARN.
1503
01:29:46,685 --> 01:29:48,644
I DIDN'’T THINK EVERYBODY WAS GONNA GET SO UPSET ABOUT IT.
1504
01:29:48,774 --> 01:29:52,387
SO I DIDN'’T BONE HER.
SO HE DIDN'’T BONE ME.
1505
01:29:52,517 --> 01:29:54,301
SO YOU GUYS DIDN'’T BONE.
1506
01:29:54,432 --> 01:29:56,652
OH, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU CAN'’T REALLY BELIEVE--
1507
01:29:56,782 --> 01:29:58,741
NO, YOU WAIT A MINUTE.
1508
01:29:58,871 --> 01:30:01,396
I GOTTA TELL YOU, TRAVIS,
1509
01:30:01,526 --> 01:30:05,791
IT REALLY TWEAKS MY MELON TO SEE
A BUFF BRO LIKE CRAWL HERE...
1510
01:30:05,922 --> 01:30:10,579
GET WEIZED ON BY A GREASY
SCUMBAG LIKE YOU.
1511
01:30:10,709 --> 01:30:15,584
SO YOU JUST CHILL.
1512
01:30:15,714 --> 01:30:18,935
NO, TRAVIS.
YOU JUST GET OUT.
1513
01:30:19,065 --> 01:30:21,764
HEY, YOU CAN'’T TALK
TO ME LIKE THAT.
NO, BUT I CAN.
1514
01:30:21,894 --> 01:30:25,245
[ Grunting,
Groaning ]
1515
01:30:25,376 --> 01:30:28,248
MAJORED IN KARATE
FOR TWO SEMESTERS.
1516
01:30:28,379 --> 01:30:30,250
[ Laughs ]
1517
01:30:30,381 --> 01:30:33,602
[ Walter ]
I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING HERE.
THEO, NOW,
1518
01:30:33,732 --> 01:30:36,822
I APPRECIATE YOUR HONESTY,
BUT YOU'’RE FIRED.
1519
01:30:36,953 --> 01:30:38,911
WHAT ?
THATABOY,
JUNIOR !
1520
01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:41,914
NOW, JUST TAKE YOUR ASS
ON OUTTA HERE AND TAKE HIM
WITH YOU.
1521
01:30:42,045 --> 01:30:45,527
YOU TAKE HIM.
I DON'’T WORK HERE ANYMORE.
1522
01:30:45,657 --> 01:30:48,094
HE'’S GONNA NEED
A LOT OF FOOD STAMPS.
1523
01:30:48,225 --> 01:30:51,576
[ Sighs ]
I'’LL DO IT.
AH, YOU ARE SO LOW.
1524
01:30:51,707 --> 01:30:53,926
[ Groans ]
1525
01:30:54,057 --> 01:30:55,928
[ Connie ]
TRACY.
1526
01:30:59,541 --> 01:31:01,934
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO JOIN US FOR DINNER ?
1527
01:31:02,065 --> 01:31:05,285
- ARE, ARE YOU SURE ?
- OH, DEFINITELY.
1528
01:31:05,416 --> 01:31:07,810
GREAT.
1529
01:31:07,940 --> 01:31:12,684
COME ON, SIT DOWN HERE, TRACY.
WE'’D BE REAL PROUD TO HAVE YOU
JOIN US FOR THANKSGIVING.
1530
01:31:12,815 --> 01:31:16,471
NOW, HOW ABOUT...
1531
01:31:16,601 --> 01:31:19,996
HAVING MY FUTURE,
UM, UH, WELL,
1532
01:31:20,126 --> 01:31:24,304
SON-IN-LAW
CARVE UP THIS BIRD FOR US ?
1533
01:31:24,435 --> 01:31:27,394
OH, UH, WAIT.
1534
01:31:27,525 --> 01:31:32,008
THERE'’S, UM, THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I NEED TO TELL YOU GUYS.
1535
01:31:32,965 --> 01:31:36,882
SEE, CRAWL AND I
WERE NEVER ACTUALLY, REALLY--
1536
01:31:37,013 --> 01:31:40,016
SURE ABOUT
THE WEDDING DATE.
1537
01:31:40,146 --> 01:31:43,280
SO WE'’RE GONNA PUT THINGS ON
HOLD FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT AND
WE'’LL SEE HOW THINGS DEVELOP.
1538
01:31:43,410 --> 01:31:45,456
HEY, I CAN RESPECT THAT.
1539
01:31:45,587 --> 01:31:48,633
OH, YEAH, THAT'’S A HELL
OF AN IDEA. HELL OF AN IDEA.
1540
01:31:48,764 --> 01:31:51,418
NO USE RUSHING
INTO THESE THINGS.
1541
01:31:51,549 --> 01:31:53,333
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT. ENOUGH OF THAT.
YEAH.
1542
01:31:53,464 --> 01:31:55,901
NOW, LET'’S CHOW DOWN HERE...
1543
01:31:56,032 --> 01:32:01,733
AND MUNCH ON SOME GRINDAGE !
[ Laughing,
Cheering ]
1544
01:32:01,864 --> 01:32:04,736
[ Crowing ]
[ Crawl ]
SHUT UP !
1545
01:32:04,867 --> 01:32:07,304
WE GOT THE POINT !
[ Squawks ]
1546
01:32:07,434 --> 01:32:10,220
EVERYBODY SAY,
"CHEESY."
CHEESY !
1547
01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:12,222
[ Camera Shutter Clicks ]
1548
01:32:12,352 --> 01:32:14,703
♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE
1549
01:32:14,833 --> 01:32:17,880
♪ I JUST CAN'’T HANDLE IT ♪
1550
01:32:18,010 --> 01:32:21,057
♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE
1551
01:32:21,187 --> 01:32:24,234
♪ I MUST GET ROUND TO IT
1552
01:32:24,364 --> 01:32:26,236
♪ I AIN'’T READY ♪
1553
01:32:26,366 --> 01:32:30,240
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
1554
01:32:30,370 --> 01:32:31,894
♪ THIS THING
♪ THIS THING
1555
01:32:32,024 --> 01:32:33,548
♪ CALLED LOVE
♪ CALLED LOVE
1556
01:32:33,678 --> 01:32:35,071
♪ IT CRIES
♪ LIKE A BABY
1557
01:32:35,201 --> 01:32:36,725
♪ IN A CRADLE ALL NIGHT
1558
01:32:36,855 --> 01:32:38,248
♪ IT SWINGS
♪ WOO, WOO
1559
01:32:38,378 --> 01:32:40,076
♪ IT JIVES
♪ WOO, WOO
1560
01:32:40,206 --> 01:32:43,079
♪ IT SHAKES ALL OVER
LIKE A JELLYFISH ♪
1561
01:32:43,209 --> 01:32:44,907
♪ KINDA LIKE IT
1562
01:32:45,037 --> 01:32:48,432
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
1563
01:32:48,563 --> 01:32:52,262
♪ THERE GOES MY BABY
1564
01:32:52,392 --> 01:32:54,743
♪ SHE KNOWS HOW
TO ROCK '’N' ROLL ♪
1565
01:32:54,873 --> 01:32:58,442
♪ SHE DRIVES ME CRAZY
1566
01:32:58,573 --> 01:33:00,444
♪ SHE GIVES ME
HOT AND COLD FEVER ♪
1567
01:33:00,575 --> 01:33:02,925
♪ SHE LEAVES ME
IN A COOL, COOL SWEAT ♪
1568
01:33:07,190 --> 01:33:10,933
♪ I GOTTA BE COOL
RELAX ♪
1569
01:33:11,063 --> 01:33:14,023
♪ GET HIP
AND GET ON MY TRACKS ♪
1570
01:33:14,153 --> 01:33:17,548
♪ TAKE A BACKSEAT
HITCHHIKE ♪
1571
01:33:17,679 --> 01:33:20,203
♪ TAKE A LONG RIDE
ON MY MOTORBIKE ♪
1572
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,205
♪ UNTIL I'’M READY ♪
1573
01:33:22,335 --> 01:33:25,687
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
1574
01:33:25,817 --> 01:33:29,691
♪♪ [ Electric Guitar ]
1575
01:33:40,615 --> 01:33:42,573
♪ YEAH
1576
01:33:44,488 --> 01:33:48,231
♪ I GOTTA BE COOL
RELAX ♪
1577
01:33:48,361 --> 01:33:51,408
♪ GET HIP
AND GET ON MY TRACKS ♪
1578
01:33:51,538 --> 01:33:54,716
♪ TAKE A BACKSEAT
HITCHHIKE ♪
♪ OOW, OOW
1579
01:33:54,846 --> 01:33:57,588
♪ AND TAKE A LONG RIDE
ON MY MOTORBIKE ♪
♪ OOOOOH
1580
01:33:57,719 --> 01:33:59,590
♪ UNTIL I'’M READY ♪
♪ READY FREDDIE
1581
01:33:59,721 --> 01:34:03,725
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
1582
01:34:03,855 --> 01:34:06,902
♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE
1583
01:34:07,032 --> 01:34:10,079
♪ I JUST CAN'’T HANDLE IT ♪
1584
01:34:10,209 --> 01:34:13,169
♪ THIS THING CALLED LOVE
1585
01:34:13,299 --> 01:34:16,346
♪ I MUST GET ROUND TO IT
1586
01:34:16,476 --> 01:34:18,348
♪ I AIN'’T READY ♪
♪ OOH-OOH-OOH
1587
01:34:18,478 --> 01:34:21,351
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
1588
01:34:21,481 --> 01:34:24,528
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1589
01:34:24,659 --> 01:34:27,662
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH
YEAH ♪
1590
01:34:27,792 --> 01:34:30,839
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1591
01:34:30,969 --> 01:34:34,016
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH
YEAH ♪
1592
01:34:34,146 --> 01:34:37,019
♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH
1593
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♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
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♪ YEAH
YEAH ♪
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♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH
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♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH
YEAH ♪
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♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
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♪ YEAH, YEAH
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CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH
YEAH ♪
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♪ CRAZY LITTLE THING
CALLED LOVE ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪
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