All language subtitles for Red Riding Hood (2004)

[Squeaking]

[Sinister Chuckling]

## [Singing Pop]

## [Continues]

## [Continues]

Hi, it's me!
They're on TVright now!

- [Girl On Phone] Really?
- Yeah, Jessie. They're so cute!

Yeah, I know.
I just bought all their CD's.

And the best part is, they're coming
into town for a concert next month.

You wanna go?

Matt. Duh!
I'm watching Natural.

I was here first.
I just had to use the bathroom.

You use, you lose.

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You can't talk on the phone
and watch TV at the same time.

- Check this.
- # [Resumes]

- Jessie? About tonight.
- Yeah?

If you don't let me play my game, I'll tell
Mom and Dad you're sneaking out tonight.

Hang on, Jess.

How'd you find out, you little worm?

You shouldn't leave your e-mails open
where I can read it.

If I thought you could read,
I wouldn't have left it open.

Hooked on Phonics works for me.

Oh, Mom! When you guys are gone,
Claire's going to...

Okay, snoop dog.
What do you want for your silence?

Okay. I get to play my video game...

and I won't tell Mom and Dad
that you're sneaking out.

My nosy little brother knows
about our plans.

- Look, maybe I shouldn't...
- Claire, come on. You have to sneak out.

Everyone's doing it.
Meet you at the mini-mall at 8:00.

- # [Continues]
- Okay. Deal.

- Nice doing business with ya.
- [Doorbell Rings]

- # [Stops]
- I'll get it!

- [Wolf Howling On Video Game]
- Somebody here call for the exterminator?

- Hi, Ma!
- Hi, dear.

Thanks for watching the kids.
Bill and I haven't been out in months.

That's what grandparents are for...

taking care of the kids while
the parents are out gallivanting.

Gallivanting?
We're not gallivanting. We're dancing.

- Dancing?
- Cha-cha-cha!

I'll see you in the car.
Cha-cha-cha.

- Cha-cha-cha.
- Oh! Kids, we're leavin'.

[Both] Okay. Bye.
Don't come back too early.

Okay! Ma, look,
pizza money's right here.

There's a menu on the kitchen counter.
You have my cell phone number.

What am I forgetting?
Ah, forget it.

- Okay, have a great time.
- [Kisses]

- Bye, dear.
- Bye. Mom, please, do not tell
the kids any scary stories.

Bye!

Well, don't both of you
try to hug me at the same time.

- Hi, Grandma.
- Hi, dear.

Claire, you're growing up so fast.

Of course. Excuse me.

Mm-hmm. Matt?

Hug you later, Grandma. I just have to
waste the rest of these werewolves.

- Got ya!
- [Werewolves Growling]

Oh, that looks violent!

- Can I play?
- Against the Wolfinator?

- You don't stand a chance.
- Oh, yes, I do. Come on.

- Oh, yeah?
- You silly! [Laughing]

Ooh, I got you. Oh, yes!

I kicked your little butt again.

- Come on, Matthew. I'll give you one more chance.
- No, thanks, Grandma.

This game's kinda boring
when you lose.

Hello, dear.
Are you a friend of Claire's?

I am Claire, Grandma.

A little heavy on the eye shadow
to watch TV.

- Yeah, you look like a raccoon.
- Shut up, squirrel.

I always wear makeup when I watch TV.

Why don't we read a story,
like we always used to?

Because we always used to
be, like, much younger.

Yeah, stories are for little kids.

You're never too old for a good story.

- Hey, where'd that book come from?
- I've never seen it before.

You didn't notice it because
you're too busy playing your games...

and talking on the phone.

"Fairy Tales"? Ah, yuck.

- Could I go to my room?
- Can I finish my game?

[Grandma]
I'll make you a deal.

You can do anything you want
after we read a story.

- Anything?
- Really?

Well, Matthew, you can play your game,
and I won't bother you all night.

Done deal.

Claire, you can sneak out and meet
your friends at the mini-mall.

You promised you wouldn't tell!

Wrong-o. I promised
I wouldn't tell Mom and Dad.

- I didn't promise I wouldn't tell Grandma.
- You are so dead.

- "You are so dead."
- Oh, calm down, Claire.

I won't tell your parents either
if you just listen to one short little story.

Come on. Move over.

Why do I feel like this is going
to be a long short story?

Let's go.

The story of Red Riding Hood.

- Heard it.
- Hated it.

- It'll be a whole new story
if you just use your imagination.
- Yeah, right.

- What? l-I'm listening.
- I'm listening also. Don't worry.

Picture yourself in the story...

and it will come to life.

- "Once upon a time"...
- [Snoring]

- Come on, Matthew! Come on.
- Sorry.

"Once upon a time, there was a little girl
who was loved by everyone."

- Hi, little girl.
- Hi, shopkeeper people.

- Don't you just love her?
- Oh, you can't help but love her.

[Laughing]
She's so lovable.

Hi, little girl! I love you!

- [Brays]
- And my ass loves you too.

Yeah, I know. Everybody loves me.

[Grandma]
"But no one loved her more...

than her grandmother. "

Come here, baby.

Mmmmmmm-wah!

"So one day she made her
a riding hood of red velvet...

"that the little girl loved so much...

"that she would never wear
anything else.

And from that day on,
she was known as Red Riding Hood. "

Hey there, little Red Riding Hood.

You really look good in that hood.

[Matt]
I don't know, Grandma.

I'm having a hard time imagining myself
as a little girl in a red cape.

Then imagine yourself
as another character in the story.

- Like who?
- You can be the jackass.

You've had lots of practice.

How about Red Riding Hood's
little brother?

- Red Riding Hood didn't have a little brother.
- Oh, yes, she did.

"Red Riding Hood lived with her mother,
her father and her little brother...

in a tiny thatched hut
at the edge of the woods. "

Eww. She lived in a hut?

Were her parents, like, on welfare?

No. Where would you like her to live?

How 'bout a lighthouse?

- Like this one?
- Yes! That's amazing!

It's exactly like the lighthouse
I'd imagined.

Well, imagine that.

May I continue?

[Matt, Claire]
Yeah!

"Little Red Riding Hood lived with her mother,
her father and her little brother...

"in a lighthouse by the sea.

"She was beginning
to go through changes...

"and see the world differently.

"Her parents still treated her
like a little girl.

"No one seemed to understand her.

She often spent time alone. "

# I can't lie #

#About what I feel inside #

#And the heart does change
every single day #

#And I feel these things
I just can't explain #

# Oh, I can't lie #

- [Woman] Red!
- #About what this heart won't hide ##

- Red!
- Coming!

Red! Rusty!

[Yawns] What are you yelling for
so early in the morning?

- The lights are out.
- So what?

All the lights are out.

[Groans]

- What happened to you?
- I was just trying to plug in the XBox.

You were...

Buddy, how many times have I told you this
lighthouse isn't wired for video games? Oh!

- [Ship Horn Blows]
- Not a good sound if you live in a lighthouse.

I'm coming! I'm coming!

Rusty, I told you, don't play with
your XBox when it's foggy out.

But I want to!

Oh! I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.

- Dad, the light's out.
- Yeah, I know.

We never had this problem
when we lived in a hut.

I don't know whose bright idea it was
to live in a lighthouse!

Hey, it wasn't my idea.

[Panting]

- Red, you locked the door!
- Whoa! [Grunting]

Whoa!

Get up, sleepyhead.

Come on. Go get your bike.

Your grandma's got a cold, and I want you
to bring her some chicken noodle soup...

- and some vitamin "C."
- Yes, Mother.

Now, I'm gonna call your grandmother
and tell her you're on the way.

- You make sure you call me
as soon as you get there.
- Yes, Mother.

Stay on the main road
and don't take any shortcuts.

But, Mom, if I take the shortcut
through the woods...

I can get to Grandma's house
in half the time.

You just listen to your mother, young lady.
There's a wolf in those woods.

Mother, please,
the wolf is just an urban legend.

It's a story made up by adults
to scare little kids.

And I'm not a little kid.
I'm a young adult.

[Sighs]
Yes, I suppose you are.

Okay.

Red?

# Don't take any shortcuts
There's a wolf in those woods #

#You just stay on the main road #

#You stay on the main road ##

[Ship Horn Blows]

[Crashing]

- [Men Shouting]
- Turn the light back on!

[Gasps]

When do we get to the wolf?

How about... now?

But he was in disguise.

What kind of a disguise?

- A sheep!
- Mmm.

- He was a werewolf!
- Yes.

- All right!
- "He was a werewolf,
but he could transform himself...

into the human form
of anyone he had eaten. "

- How's it going?
- Haven't had a bite all day.

I can fix that.

[Roaring]

[Squawking]

- All right!
- "So Red started towards Grandma's house.

Now, Grandma lived in a"...

- House on a cliff.
- A tree house.

- She wouldn't live in a tree house.
- Why not?

- Grandmas don't live in tree houses.
- Wait a minute.

"Grandma lived in a beautiful
'A'-frame house...

"on a cliff overlooking the sea...

"and she had a tree house
where she practiced her yoga...

right next door. "

[Gasping, Sneezes]

[Coughing] You told her to stay
on the main road, didn't you?

[Mother On Phone]
Of course, Ma. She'll be there soon.

Good-bye, darling.

# Look at those beautiful eyes #

# She reminds me so much of me #

# Starting out in a brand-new world #

#Who's she gonna be #

#Will she follow everything
that's been said #

# Or maybe listen
to her heart instead #

# Maybe she needs to be free #

# She got that from me #

# Spirit, spirit #

# Spirit
Give it up to you #

# Spirit, spirit, spirit #

# Give it up to you #

#What you get is what you see
It's a fantasy life but it's real to me #

#And I do what I want
when I want to do it #

# I didn't want to live in a box
or a mansion fraught with doors and locks #

# So I never let anybody
put me through it #

- # I got my freedom #
- [Red] # Freedom #

[With Red]
# Freedom, freedom #

# It's all you need
My freedom #

# Freedom, freedom #

#Just keep it in you #

# Go, go, go
Go, go, go #

# Go, go, go
Go, go, go #

[Birds Squawking]

#They're all talk-talk-talkin' at me #

# Never listen to 'em
Never see what I see #

#And they tell me things
but I bet I know better #

# Never gonna do
what they tell me to #

# Never gonna cave in
Gotta listen to the wind #

# Be light and floaty
like a feather #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

# I give it up to you #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

- # Freedom #
- # Spirit #

# I give it up to you #

# Gotta know what's right for me #

# I gotta know what's right for me #

# I gotta know
I gotta know #

# I gotta know what's right for me #

[Both Singing In Round]
#They all talk and it's yack-yack-yack #

#And it's just not fair
And I can't talk back #

#And they're never gonna know
what I'm really thinkin' #

# I don't care
Gonna do what I do #

# Never stop till
the very last drop is through #

#And I'm over the top
while they're still blinkin' #

- # I want my freedom #
- # Freedom #

- # Freedom, freedom #
- # Freedom #

[With Red]
# I want my freedom, yeah, freedom #

- # Freedom #
- # Freedom, freedom #

# I want my freedom, yeah #

[Grandma]
# Freedom #

# Spirit #

# Freedom #

# Spirit #

# Om ##

# Don't take any shortcuts
There's a wolf in those woods #

#You just stay on the main road ##

Like, I'm so sure there's a wolf.

# Freedom, freedom, freedom #

- # Freedom, freedom #
- [Grandma] "The werewolflived
inside a big redwood tree.

- # Freedom #
- When he was alone, he would
take on his wolf form. "

# T hey all talk-talk-talkin'at me
Never listen to, never see what I see #

# A nd they tell me things
but I bet I know better#

That voice... so sweet.
Why, it sounds good enough to eat.

- # Be light and floaty like a feather#
- Yummy.

Right, Lamby?
[High-pitched Voice] Uh-huh!

# Freedom, freedom ##

"Red was walking through the woods
and came to a bridge.

And on this bridge was a"...

- Three billy goats gruff.
- Three bully girls gruff.

- Oh, lookit! There's another one! Quickly!
- Get it, get it! Yes!

Gobs away!
[Hawking Spit]

- Yeah!
- [Groans]

- She spits, she scores!
- Spit bombs is the bomb!

- You know what I'm sayin'?
- Say it, don't spray it. A'ight?

- [Girls Laughing]
- Girls, aw, come on.

# Freedom
Mm-mmm #

- [Laughing]
- # Freedom ##

Oh, great. Just what I don't need...
the three Ashleys.

[Grandma] "Outside, the wolf
disguised himself as one ofhis victims. "

- Why has my supper stopped singing?
- This is so not my day.

Make me invisible.
Make me invisible.

[Sniffing]
Hmm. Smells like we're having company.

[Three Ashleys Laughing]

Yo, Ashleys.
Check out the fashion wreck.

Girl, only a superhero with a mask
be wearin' a cape. You know what I'm sayin'?

Hold up, hold up, hold up.
You know why she wearin'red, right, girls?

That's all they had left
at the SmartMart, okay?

I know you best be trippin', 'cause where you
goin'lookin'like some cherry tomato, dog?

To my grandma's, and I'm not a dog.

Oh, yes, you is.
And you gots to "ax" us about the toll.

Okay, fine. I'm "axing."

A'ight. Here's the 4-1-1.
No toll, no stroll, you skanky little troll.

- Oh!
- Okay, fine. Whatever. Just how much?

You gots to pay 10 for you
and 10 for your bike.

Twenty dollars? I don't have $20.

- She a po' little troll.
- Let's make a deal.

Give us 10, and we'll keep your bike.

Yeah, we'll, uh, watch it for ya.

- [All Laugh]
- I need it to get to my grandma's.

It's, like, a medical emergency, okay?

What's up? So Grandma run out
of Denture Lock and senior pads?

[All Laughing]

- That's my grandma's stuff!
- Oh, and is this your grandma's iPod?

No, that's mine. Give it back.

Not till you show us 20 big ones.
You can keep that ugly bike.

# [Faint Pop On iPod]

Don't fall.

Ooh.

- Toodle-oo, little girl!
- Don't let the big, bad wolf get ya!

[Hooting, Whooping]

Mm-mmm.
Now, that wasn't very friendly.

Somebody oughta teach
those Ashleys a lesson.

Somebody like...
mmm, I don't know...

me.

[Ashley Screams]

[Second Ashley Screams]

[Third Ashley Screams]

[Grandma] "After eating the three Ashleys,
he returned to his human disguise. "

Mmm. That was good. Whoo!

[Laughs]
Man, I am bloated!

[Belches]

Huh?

Ooh!
This one came with a prize inside!

[Chuckling]
Lucky day, lucky day.

## [Pop]

"Grandma was worried about Red
coming home to her house alone...

because the wolf
was loose in the woods."

- Was it on the news?
- No, it was all over the news.

We interrupt General Anesthesia...

for this special report
from Wolf Watch One.

This just in: a fisherman disappeared
from Lake Lobo this morning.

The large wolf tracks
found at the scene...

lead police to believe that
the fisherman is the latest victim...

of the Timberland wolf...

bringing the total
to 13 missing persons.

Authorities are urging everyone, especially
Timberland tots, to stay out of the woods.

Holy Moly!

Come on!
Keep coming. Keep coming.

All right. Give me that.
Okay, this is perfect.

[Clears Throat] I am standing
on the Timberland trestle bridge...

where three young women...

who witnesses saw earlier today
hawking loogies on river rafters...

are now missing.

Could the three teenagers be the latest
victims of the Timberland wolf?

I'll let you know
in my full report at 11:00.

I'm Katie Kashiashi
reporting for Wolf Wash One.

Oh! Crap in the kitchen!

I said "Wolf Wash"
instead of"Wolf Watch."

Okay, cut it!

Okay, Julio, we're gonna have to
take it again from the top.

[Hawking Spit]

- [Spits]
- [Groans]

[Sighs]
How do I look?

Absolutely scrumptious.

Okay.
Move the camera in a little more.

That's close enough, Julio.

Julio?

You're notJulio!

I'm a werewolf.
[Howls, Laughs]

[Screaming Continues]

Better save the rest for Grandma.

[Bird Screeches]

[Beeping]

Grandma, please don't be on line.

Grandma,
please don't be in a chat room.

[Modem Squawking]

[Typing]

How old am I?
None of your darn business, you pervert.

Well, let's see.
I'm 23, but I look much younger.

"I'm 21,
and I own a Porsche dealership."

[Chuckling]
Yeah, right!

Got to go. I'm late
for a swimsuit modeling job.

Grandma, please get out
of the chat room!

[Howling]

Who's that I see
walkin' in those woods?

Why, it's little Red Riding Hood!

# Hey, little Red Riding Hood #

#You sure are looking good #

# Y ou're everything
a big, bad wolf could want #

Listen to me.
# Little Red Riding Hood #

# I don't think little big girls should #

# Go walking in these spooky
old woods alone #

[Howling]

# I've got a big appetite #

# I keep trying not to take a bite #

# Little Red Riding Hood #

# Even bad wolves can be good #

# I try to keep you satisfied #

#Just to walk close by your side #

# Maybe you'll see things my way #

- # Before we get to Grandma's place #
- [Howling]

# I'm gonna keep my sheep suit on #

# Until I'm sure that you've been shown #

#That I can be trusted
walking with you alone ##

I said...
[Howling]

I mean...
[Bleating]

[Bleating Continues]

[Sniffing]

[Gasping]

[Grunts]

Hey, little girl. What's up?
Uh, besides me?

- [Laughing]
- Mister, are you all right?

Sure! I'm fine. You know, peachy keen.
Never felt better.

You know, just "hangin' around."

My name's Jack. Jack Dewolfe.

I'm not supposed to talk to strangers.

No, me neither. But do you mind
helping me out a little bit?

The blood is rushing to my ears.

Hey! This is my iPod.
Where'd you get it?

Um, I caught it. I mean, I bought it
from some girls, some chicks...

The Ashleys on the bridge.

- They stole it from me.
- They stole it? Hmm.

Funny.
They told me they found it.

- They lied.
- I hate liars. Don't you?

Hey, where you goin'?
What's the hurry?

I'm on my way to my grandma's house.

She's sick, and I'm bringing her
some chicken noodle soup.

[Slurps] I love chicken noodle soup!
Can I have a... a taste?

Sorry. It's for my grandma.
Gotta go. Bye.

Wait! Do you mind helping me...
untie me from the rope? Please?

- Well...
- Please, please, please, please!

Okay. But just don't tell anybody.

I'm kinda not supposed
to be in the woods.

I won't tell a soul.
My lips are sealed.

Thank you. Thank you.

[Whimpers, Howls]
Oh, ow.

Mister, are you all right?

[Sniffing]
I am now.

[Grandma] "Andjust as
the werewolf was about to eat Red...

along came the hunter. "

Driving a tank with a bazooka on it.

No. On a white horse.

Oh, that's nice.
And what did he look like?

He had a machine gun
and he was ugly.

He was tall and handsome.

- Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Oh, brother.

[Grandma] "Now, the hunter
arrived on a big white horse. "

[Grunts]

- Are you all right?
- Talk to my attorney, cowboy.

- Talk to mine. You're on my property.
- Oh.

- You untie that trap?
- Yeah. You ought to be careful
where you set those traps.

They caught that guy over there,
and they almost caught me.

That wasn't a guy.
That was a werewolf.

A werewolf? Yeah, right.

You're just saying that
to scare people off your property.

You're just a spoiled little kid.

Look down at your Guccis, angel.

You probably made
these big foot tracks too.

Why don't you try making crop circles?
People might believe that.

That werewolf attacked and killed
both of my parents.

Or don't you believe that either?

- What did he look like?
- Who?

The guy you let out of my trap.

Oh. Uh, well, he was upside down...

so, um, I'm not really sure
how tall he was.

He had long, dark hair, dark eyes...

kind of bad breath, needed a shave.

He was wearing a thick sheepskin coat with
beige-brown leather pants and black boots.

He said his name was Jack something.

- Who are you?
- Me?

Oh, well, everybody calls me
Red Riding Hood.

Really? Why is that?

Well, because I'm always wearing
this red riding hood.

[Chuckles]
Yeah, I noticed that. It's kind of cool.

Thanks.

My family calls me Red.
What's your name?

- Hunter.
- [Mock Chuckling] Appropriate.

[Red]
So, do you know that guy?

[Hunter] I told you, he's a werewolf
who can transform into a human.

Hey, I saw The Wolfman on TV...

and doesn't there have to be,
like, a full moon...

for him to turn into a wolf?

That's only in the movies.

A werewolf can transform at will.

It can also assume the appearance
of its last victim.

You must read a lot of comics.

So, how do you know
so much about this?

Because... I watched it happen
to my parents.

About a year ago, I'm driving home
with my parents...

when my mum sees somebody selling
sheepskin seat covers by the side of the road.

- My mum says...
- Look! Sheepskin seat covers!

Clarence, pull the car over!

- Dad always did what Mum said.
- Yes, dear.

So he pulled over.

They got out of the car.
I'm in the backseat relaxing.

Then I see this guy...
dark hair, dark eyes...

wearing a sheepskin coat
and fake leather trousers...

step out of the back of a van.

How much would one
of these babies set me back?

This guy walks over to my mum...

smiles, then...

- [Jack Gulps]
- In one gulp, swallows her.

Then I see this guy
mutate into my mum.

I think I'm tripping
at this point because...

I see my mum walk over to my dad...

pick him up...

and drop him down her throat
like a French fry.

[Gulps]

And then,
like it could get any freakier...

I see my mum transform into my dad.

I duck down to my seat,
but it's too late.

He's seen me.

So I rolled up all the windows
and locked all the doors.

[Grunts]

Come on, son. Open the door.

[High-pitched Voice]
I said open the door!

[Grunts]

And my dad leaps like Baryshnikov...

onto the hood of the car.

- [Growling]
- [Horn Honking]

But it's...it's not my dad.

It's this... hideous werewolf.

Okay.

I know it's hard to believe...

but that's what happened.

I've been hunting the werewolf
ever since.

But don't you have to have,
like, a silver bullet to kill a werewolf?

It's toxic to a werewolf.

Killing it is the only way to save
the souls of the people it's consumed.

Keep it. You never know
when it can come in handy.

This is the end of our property.

Walk along this fence a quarter mile,
then jog left 300 yards.

Take a right down
to the creek at the bottom...

follow the trail to the left,
then the fork to the right.

The main road's just beyond that.

- Uh, any shortcuts?
- Just do as I say, and you'll be safe.

Stay out of the woods.

Here's my card if you need anything.

"Hunter.

"555-1733...

if you ever need anything."

Why do the cute guys
always have to be so weird?

"Red had to decide whether to
listen to the hunter's advice...

or continue on the shortcut."

- What do you think she did?
- Well, Red was probably stupid enough...

- Red wasn't stupid. Red was really super smart.
- Kids. Shh, shh, shh.

She's really super stupid.

- Are you the older sister?
- Yeah.

- Super stupid.
- And are you a bright young man?

- No.
- Yes, you are. Now, come over here.

Eeny, meany, miny, mo.
Catch a werewolf by the toe.

If he hollers, let him go.

My mother told me
to pick the very best one.

But who listens to their mother?

What was the wolf doing all this time?

Well, he was trying to figure out
how to catch Red and eat her up.

- He would argue with himself.
- I'm tired of hunting for that kid.

- You got a better idea?
- Uh, yeah.

Why don't you go to Grandmother's
house and wait for her?

You won't have to eat so fast. You're giving me
indigestion, wolfing down every meal.

All right?

[Sniffing]
Ah, the scent is on the wind.

The smell of dinner!

A full belly and a warm den.
So sweet, so tender!

I want her now!
[Hissing] I need her now!

[Howling]

# I can smell it
I can feel it #

# I can taste the juices
running through my teeth #

# Each morsel
precious on my tongue #

# W ith a burst ofluscious flavor
A taste sublime to savor#

# In the blinking of a bite
she'll be gone #

# I need her now #

[Howls, Growling]
# I need her now #

Give it a rest! You just ate a news crew
and an Elvis impersonator.

What about dessert?

# I 'll make her#

# So tender#

# P repare a lemon-butter sauce #

# T o blend her#

# Surround her pretty limbs
with jam andjelly #

# Soon she'll be a rhapsody #

# Inside my gaunt and wolfish belly #

- # I'm so hungry #
- #You're annoying #
- # But I'm famished #

#And you're cloying
repetitious and a major down #

- # Can't you just wait a bit #
- # My teeth will have a fit #

- #The time's now #
- # No #
- # Now #

- # No #
- # Now, I need her now #

[Howls, Growling]
# I need her now #

- # No, no, no, no #
- # I need her now #

- # No-no-no-no, no-no, no-no #
- # Please #

# I'll bake her #

# I'll roast her #

# She'll be my oven stuffer #

# Little red roaster #

# A dinner plate
that's truly brimmin'#

#And when you blow up like a blimp #

# I'll have to call on Richard Simmons #

- # I want her now #
- # T hen you'll explode #

- # I won't #
- # Y ou will #

# L eave me alone
you wretched clone #

# I 'm trying to protect you
Don't be stupid #

- # I'm not stupid, I'm just hungry #
- # Hungry, hungry, hungry #

- #Always hungry #
- # I want her now #

#You haven't listened to
a single word I said #

# Shut up
I want her now #

# I need her now #

# Now ##
[Growling]

[Man On CD] Bring the palms together at
your heart and take a deep, cleansing breath.

Feel the tension melt away.

Bring the belly in
and drop the tailbone down.

When you're ready,
circle the arms up over your head.

One of the things
we all want in life is balance...

and to cultivate balance,
we're going to do the tree pose.

Stand on your left foot
and spread the left toes.

Bring the right foot to the thigh.

[Gasping, Sneezes]

Gesundheit.

- Holy Moly!
- Don't give up.

"Red was deep in the forest
when suddenly she came upon"...

- The hunter.
- Wolf traps.

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

## [Dramatic]

Wolf Watch One continues.
Wolf count: 23.

The latest victims, a family of five
and an Elvis impersonator.

Authorities are warning everyone
to stay in your houses...

and out of the woods.

And now a word
from our sponsor, SmartMart.

- [Animal Sounds]
- [Bird Squawking]

Good one, Red.
Way to get yourself lost.

[Air Hissing]

This isn't happening. This isn't happening.
This isn't happening.

This is happening.

[Beeping]

[Line Ringing]

I'll just tell her the truth.

I got a flat tire...

when I was abducted by aliens.

Yeah, right. Abducted by aliens?

- Why is she talking to herself?
- I always talk to myself.

[Line Ringing]

[Red's Father Grunts]
Righty tighty, lefty loosey.

No. Righty loosey, lefty tighty.

Righty tighty, loosey lefty, righty...

- [Phone Rings]
- Oh! Would somebody answer that phone?

I can hear it all the way up here!

[Phone Rings]

[Rings]

- [Rings]
- Rusty, answer the phone. It might be your sister.

- Why would I want to answer it?
- Rusty, just do it.

[Mockingly]
"Rusty, just do it!" Okay.

- [Rings]
- Hello?

Rusty? A-Are you standing
anywhere near Mom?

Yeah.

I'll give you five bucks
if you say, "It's for me."

- It's for Red!
- No, no. It's for you.

Mom, it's for you!

No, you idiot! It's not for Mom.
It's for you, Rusty.

I mean it's for me, Rusty.

Rusty, hon, don't tie up the phone.
I'm expecting a call from your sister.

- I'm going up to hang up the wash, okay?
- Okay.

- Hon, how's that lightbulb comin' up there?
- I'm working on it, hon.

- Okay, she's gone. What's up?
- I've got a flat in the woods.

[Exasperated Grunts]
You're not supposed to be in the woods.

Shut up and listen because
my cell phone battery's about to go!

Bring the tire patch kit and call Grandma
and tell her that I'm running late.

- Where are you?
- I don't know.

I'm surrounded by... trees.

Can you be a little bit more specific?

Gnarly trees...

just past the creek.

- [Beeping]
- Hello?

- [Dial Tone Hums]
- Red?

Better call Grandma.

Mom, when do we get a new phone?
This one's about to die.

[Phone Rings]

[Gasping, Sneezing]

- Hey, Grandma. It's Rusty.
- Hi, darling.

How's my favorite grandson?

I'm good. Hey, Red wanted me to call you
and tell you she's gonna be a little late.

- Oh. Is she all right?
- Oh, yeah, she's fine.

- Is your mother there?
- Uh, she's helping Dad change the lightbulb.

Why does it take two parents
to change a lightbulb?

Have you ever seen the size
of our lightbulb? Later, G.M.

- [Mother] What are you doing?
- What's it look like?

I'm trying to change this lightbulb!

I know, but it doesn't look
like it-it's fitting. l-l...

No, it's not fitting, because I think
you ordered the wrong lightbulb.

I ordered the one you told me to order
in the catalog. It sure looks the same.

Wait a minute.
This catalog is in the metric system!

- Honey, you got to read the small print.
- Why didn't you tell me that?

I thought the last one... I'm so sorry, but,
you know, what am I supposed to do now?

Tell you what... You hang up the laundry,
and I'll worry about the lightbulb from now on.

Okay? Do that. Thank you.

[Grandma] "Meanwhile,
the wolf was still arguing with himself."

- Let's go back!
- We made a deal.

[Grunts] My stomach's growling!
Maybe we have tapeworm.

It's not a tapeworm.

The curse of a werewolf... no matter
how much you eat, you're never satisfied.

We wouldn't be cursed if you hadn't gypped
the gypsy fortuneteller out of five bucks!

I would've paid her if I knew
I was gonna be turned into you.

What? I took care of her, didn't I?
So why don't you just shut up?

- No, you shut up.
- Why don't you make me?

- You're already made.
- I know you are, but what am I?

- I know you are, but what am I?
- I know you are, but what am I?

[Sniffing]

- Quiet!
- [Sound Of Tires Screeching]

Thank you.
[Sniffing]

I smell a wienie roast.
Hot diggity dog!

[Boy]
Keep your wiener away from my wiener.

Boys, we have to share the fire.

- I was!
- Was not!

- Were too!
- Was not!

All right! That's enough!

Excuse me.

Have any of you guys seen
a little girl in a red riding hood?

- No! Sorry!
- Okay. Thanks.

- I'm hungry.
- Well, there's plenty to eat around here.

- So go ahead. Chow down.
- [Jack's Voice] Don't mind if I do.

[Gasping, Sneezes]

Oh.

[Beeping]

[Woman On Recording] The mobile
subscriber you are calling is not available...

or has traveled outside
the service area down the shortcut...

and into the dangerous woods.

[Sighs]
Red wouldn't have gone into the woods.

She's a smart girl.
She wouldn't do anything that stupid.

[Grandma]
"The sun was going down...

"and Red was all alone in the woods.

And she started to get scared. "

God, please get me out of this...

and I'll always listen to my parents...

and I'll never, ever sneak out again.

And I'll eat my vegetables
and I'll do my homework.

And I'll even be nice
to my obnoxious little brother.

[Thinking]
"If you ever need anything."

Hunter, I need you
to help me right now.

# I know I'd feel #

# So safe in your arms #

# Holding me now #

#And forever #

# Maybe someday #

# I'll find a way #

#To be yours #

# For all of time #

# Maybe someday #

#You'll #

# Be mine ##

Yikes!
Don't sneak up on people!

Somebody call for roadside assistance?

Uh, I think you're supposed
to put the patch on the inside...

not the outside.

Like you'd know?

Anyway, it'll be good enough
to get us to Grandma's.

- Just give me the pump.
- [Giggles]

You didn't say anything
about bringing a pump.

You rode all the way here,
and you didn't bring a pump?

Rusty, you moron!
What were you thinking?

No, what were you thinking
when you cut through the woods...

instead of staying on the main road
like Mom told you to?

I wasn't thinking, okay?

I made a mistake.

Anyway, thanks for trying to help.

Hey, no biggie.
We'll come back for it.

Hop on, and I'll take you
to Grandma's house.

- Hang on!
- [Engine Cranking]

Uh, hang on.

[Engine Cranking]

Hang on.

Out of gas? You're kidding!

You're trying to get back
at your big sister, right?

I think Grandma's house is... this way.

Whoa.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

## [Organ]

And now the latest from Wolf Watch One.

A troop ofTimberland junior rangers
and their scoutmaster...

are believed to be the latest victims...

of the mysterious Timberland wolf.

Additionally, three teenagers
are also missing.

They have been identified
as Ashley Crane...

Ashley Dewitt
and Ashley Alvarez-Mitchell...

as well as Wolf Watch One
reporter Katie Kashiashi...

and cameraman Julio Nochez.

- [Phone Rings]
- [Gasps]

R... Red! Where the heck are you?

She's not there yet?

No, Rusty called me a couple of hours ago
and told me she was running late.

Wait. What do you mean,
Rusty called you? Where's Red?

- Honey. Honey. Oh!
- What?

Hang up the phone, call the police.
Someone stole my A.T.V.

- Our children are missing.
- Then hang up the phone and call the police!

- Our children are missing!
- I'll talk to you later, Ma.

Okay, darling.

[Groaning]

"So Rusty and Red were separated,
and suddenly...

Red heard Rusty calling her name. "

Red! Red! Help!

- Rusty, where are you?
- Over here.

[Screams]

Down here.

- Help me!
- How'd you get down there?

Hold on.

I can't!

Okay, grab it.

All right. All right. Hang on tight.

- [Grunting]
- [Grunting]

[Screams, Grunts]

- Rusty, are you okay?
- I can't hang on much longer!

Okay, I'm coming down to get you.
Just don't look down.

- Whoa.
- I said don't look down.

Sorry.

- My arms are starting to hurt.
- Now you know what it's been like
carrying that basket.

[Gasping]
Grab my legs! Hurry!

[Screams, Grunts]

[Gasps]
Rusty?

No! Rusty, please!

I'm sorry about anything
I've ever said or done.

Wake up.

- Rusty?
- You like me. You really,
really like me, don't you?

Jerk!

[Howling]

- A coyote?
- Bigger. Let's check it out.

[Grandma] "So the children
climbed back up the cliff...

"and continued theirjourney
to Grandma's house.

Meanwhile, their parents
were very worried. "

[Mother]
The sheriff's with us here right now.

Sort of, like, a blue dress with a pink
kind of color of some sort or another.

No, no, no, no. She's wearing
a red coat with a hood...

and a black and white striped short dress,
like Courreges, with pink go-go boots.

She's wearing a red coat and a hood...

and a black and white
Courreges dress of some sort.

Go-go boots?
She has go-go boots?

- Yeah, and she has bangs, hair about to here.
- She looks like her mom.

And our son has on
double T-shirts... what, orange?

- Yes, orange and yellow. He looks like me.
- With his shorts.

- He's got shorts and sneakers.
- Sneakers, spiky haircut.

- They're nice kids.
- M-Ma, he's sending a deputy
out there right this second.

I'm sure he'll be there any minute, okay?

Don't worry, darling.
Everything's gonna be all right.

- I'm sure the children are just fine.
- Oh, I hope so, Ma.

Okay. Baloney.

- Rusty, look, we made it! There's Grandma's.
- This way.

It's faster this way.

Like I trust your sense of direction?

Russell, I'm not going
to argue with you.

It's dark.
I want you to stay with me.

- Are you scared of a wolf you don't believe in?
- Of course not.

- [Howling]
- Rusty, stop it.

You're the brat from hell!
Don't expect me to save your butt anymore.

Well, don't expect me to save your butt
anymore because it's too big.

- Get lost.
- That's your job.

Rusty, come back here.

I forgot. This belongs to you.

- Rusty!
- See you at Grandma's!

[Howling]

[Laughs, Howling]

Oh. Just a sec!

- Who is it?
- Deputy.

Just a sec.

Remember, we're a deputy.

Yeah, Deputy Dawg.
[Howling]

- Shh.
- Sorry.

- Oh. Hello.
- Good evening, ma'am. May we come in?

"We"?

Uh, is there somebody else with you?

[Stammers] I meant, can "me" come in?
You must have misunderstood me.

I didn't hear you
say your name, uh, Deputy...

Deputy Doe.

John Doe.
But my friends call meJack.

I don't think I want
to be friends with you.

Uh, is there a problem, Grandma?

I know John Doe.

I babysat forJohn Doe
when I was a teenager.

He was a friend of mine...

and you, sir, are noJohn Doe.

- [Door Slams]
- [Grunts]

You said this would be as easy
as eating a baby with candy.

How was I supposed to know
that she was John Doe's babysitter?

- [Beeping]
- [Man On Recording] Please hold.

All of our operators are busy
assisting other customers...

who are missing loved ones
in the Timberland woods.

- Your call will be answered
in the order it was received.
- Hello!

Hello?

[Spits]
Eww! That tastes disgusting!

- Tastes like chicken.
- You can get germs that way.

- Hello?
- [Growling]

- Wait till you get a load of this!
- No!

It's like a three-course meal!
[Laughing]

Hello!

[Yowling]

Ow! My lip!

Ow!
[Howling]

Give it up, Rusty.

Nice try, Red.

- Shh, shh! You're gonna get us caught.
- Oh.

Come on.

[Jack Howls]

Come on out. Where is he?

All right now. Right.

Oh. Oh, my...

Oh. Oh! [Groaning]
Oh, my bunion!

[Groans]

- [Gasps, Sneezes]
- [Jack] Gesundheit.

- [Screams]
- [Jack Gulps]

Eww. The wolf eats the grandma?

- Mm-hmm.
- That's disgusting.

Oh, that reminds me.
I am so hungry.

- Who is ordering the pizza?
- Me.

- Okay.
- Half mushroom, no sauce, no cheese.

No cheese on pizza?
That's disgusting!

Am I keeping you awake, dear?

No, I got mascara in my eye.

Come over here, honey.

You know, there's a very pretty little girl
underneath all that makeup.

Can't you understand?
I don't want to be a little girl anymore.

Of course I understand.
I was a kid once too.

There's the rub.
[Chuckling]

The older you get, the more
you wish you were a kid again.

- What do you mean, "the rub"?
- Well, it means the bad.

Or what sometimes seems like the bad,
but always comes with the good.

It's a line from Shakespeare.

Shakespeare? That must be on HBO
'cause we don't get it.

[Chuckling] He was an old storyteller,
Shakespeare was.

Like your grammy.

- Nobody tells stories better than you, Grandma.
- Oh!

But please cut to the chase and tell me
the end of your endless short story.

- Don't start without me!
- Oh! X-Y-Z.

"Examine your zipper," stupid.

[Zipping]

Okay. I'm ready.

What happens to Rusty?

- Okay.
- Who cares about Rusty?

What happens to me?
I mean, Red.

I've lost my place. Where was I?

- Well, the wolf just had the Senior Special.
- Right.

Okay. Well...

[Howling, Laughing]

"Rusty was running
through the woods when"...

He beat Red to Grandma's house
and beat up the wolf...

and won the five bucks
and went to a candy shop.

- Silly.
- He was caught in a wolf trap.

"Rusty was running
through the woods when suddenly...

- he was caught in a wolf trap."
- Cool.

Whoa!

What...

Eww. Yuck.
[Spits]

[Grandma]
"So, Red finally got to Grandma's house...

"and all the lights
were out in the house...

and the wind started to howl. "

[Creaking]

[Matt]
Ooh, this is the scary part.

[Claire]
Will you shut up?

[Wind Howling]

- [Creaking]
- Grandma?

[Thunderclap]

Grandma?

Are you awake?

[Snoring]

Grandma?

- Grandma?
- Boo!

[Laughing]
I scared you, didn't I?

A-A little. Did the power go out?

Oh, no. I forgot
to pay the electric bill.

You know how we old people...
we forget things.

Smells like you forgot
to brush your teeth too.

Geez, what have you been eating?

Oh, I had some old turkey jerky.

Here. I brought you some chicken noodle soup.
I hope it's still hot.

Goody!

Oh, it must've leaked out. Sorry.

There's not much left. Here.

[Slobbering]

Easy, Grandma.
Those are my fingers.

I'm sorry, honey.
It's just that I'm... I'm so ravenous!

I hope you don't mind. I got hungry
and ate most of the crackers.

That's okay. You're a growing girl.

You need to, uh, fill out a little bit.

Yeah, I know.

- Where you goin'?
- To call Mom.

Well, you can't. I mean, uh...

I forgot to pay the phone bill too.

Why don't you come over here,
sit down on the bed next to Grammy?

# Oh, Grandma,
what big feet you have #

# No, I never noticed that
and they're really, really fat #

#And they're ugly and gross
and lumpy too #

#And I can't get close
'cause they stink... P.U. #

Grandma, they really smell.

# Oh, Grandma
look at those toes #

# I'm sure every one
of those nails need a pedicure #

#And they're really, really sharp
and they're gnarly, eew #

They're the fashion, Red.
You should grow some too.

You know, I just saw them in Vogue,
and they're so handy.

They're great for spearing olives.
[Cackling]

# Hey, your ears are huge #

# W ith yucky red veins #

# Rough and mangy #

# Pointy too
and they're kinda strange #

# But they work
How can I complain #

#The better for me to hear you
The better for when I'm near you #

#The better for me to listen closely
when you blab #

# No reason for you to save me
I'll go with what nature gave me #

# Maybe so
but what big ears you have #

Gee, Grandma, they're really big.
They look like giant spaceships!

# Hey, Grandma, wow
but your eyes are red #

# Gee, they're really, really big
like they're buggin' from your head #

#And your pupils are large
and they look real black #

# Oh, they get that way
when I need a snack #

Hey, did you party last night?
Because your eyes look so totally wasted.

Busted! I was bad.
I ate, like, a family of five.

# How your eyes glow #

#Yes, it's quite the family trait #

# But I'm worried #

Grandma's eyes are crystal clear.
Just relax. I'll set you straight.

#The better for me to see you
The better to get me near you #

#The better for me to watch
your each and every move #

# But, Granny, they're
totally bloodshot #

- Perhaps, but they're all I've got.
- # Maybe so #

- # But what big eyes you have #
- [Running Footsteps]

They're huge!

#And your hands are #

# Strangely hairy #

#Just old age, dear #

# But they're so scary #

#And your nails are #

# L ike stilettos #

#Are they lethal #

No, they're fake,
and they're quite expensive.

No need to be apprehensive.

# Hey, Grandma, now
I don't mean to harp #

# But holy freakin' cow, your teeth are sharp
They're much too close #

# A nd they're starting to crunch and snap
and grind, hey, I'm not your lunch #

# Oh, Grandma
your teeth glisten so #

#And they're shining at me
with an eerie glow #

#And you're drooling from your mouth
and you're lookin' kinda high #

#And you're staring at me
like I'm a chicken thigh #

Mmm, a chicken thigh!
Delicious!

# Spread with hollandaise sauce #

# I 'm not vicious #

# I take small bites
so not a drop gets lost #

#The better to chew and render #

#The delicate plump and tender
delectable morsels #

# Of the choicest gourmet feast #

#The better to gnaw and nibble
the best caviar or kibble #

- # Maybe so but what big teeth #
- #What big teeth #

#The better to eat
The better to eat #

#The better to eat you
[Jack's Voice] with, my dear #

#You have ##

- You're not my grandma!
- Duh.

- Where is she?
- I'm a werewolf. You do the math.

You ate my grandma?
That is so rude!

You're tellin' me! She gave me gas.

- [Farts]
- Oh! That's better.

[Roars]

[Grunts] Ow!
[Blubbering]

Now you've made me really angry!

Come on out!

Ha! Here's Wolfie!

You look so tasty when you're scared!

[Screams]

Leave my sister alone,
you smelly old wolf!

Hey!
[Growling]

[High-pitched Screaming]

[Grunts]
Ow!

[Whimpering]

I'm gonna get my hands on you kids!

[Gasps]
Hershey's! [Laughs]

[Thunder Rumbling]

[Screaming]

[Screams]

Okay! Come here, you guys!

- Where's Grandma?
- I'll tell you later. Lock the door.

Now what, Red?
He's gonna come after us any second!

- What are we going to do?
- [Grandma's Voice] Red! Rusty!

Where are you?
Children, he's gone. Come on.

We gotta get out ofhere
before he comes back.

- Grandma!
- Rusty, no!

- Come here, Rusty.
- It's not Grandma!

- Here I come, Grandma.
- Come on down!

[Cackling]

[Screams]

[Screams]
Run, Red!

I'm not leaving you, Rusty.

[Cackling]
Up you go! Come here!

[Hunter]
Not so fast.

Let go of me.

So, we meet again.

I guess it's a great time
for, uh, some final words?

- Go for it.
- Okay.

I pledge allegiance...
No, that's not it. All right.

Real sorry. I apologize for eating
everybody in sight. I can't help it.

But if I had to do it all over again...

I'd use more salt!

Whoo! Hey! Whoo-hoo!

[Shouts]
You missed me!

Ah! You missed me!
[Groans]

[Whining]

[Inhales]

[Groans]

[Howls]

He shoots! He scores!
That was awesome!

You were so brave!

- [Thunder Rumbling]
- [Gags]

[Father] Let's do this... Let's just go
to Grandmother's house right now.

- Okay. Come on.
- Officer, can we, please? Thank you.

- Are you all right?
- [Wheezing Laugh]

I guess that's the last we'll see of him.

[Laughing]

Let him go!

- [Clicks]
- Why don't you just give up, huh?

I promise I'll make it painless.
I'll hardly chew!

[Growls]

Oh, I always have to work hard
for my food, all the time!

There was that one time with three
little pigs. Oh, that made me so mad!

There was that one time with three
little pigs. Oh, that made me so mad!

They run around... Never mind.
Different story. Come here, you.

Open the mouth and through the gullet.

You never know
when it may come in handy.

- Look out, stomach! Here it comes!
- Eat this!

[Gulps]

[Groaning]

Oh, that was so hairy!

- Grandma!
- Grandma, are you okay?

Yes, yes, yes. Are you okay?

Mum. Dad.

Son, look at you!
You've grown two inches!

What is that outfit you're wearing?

We're very proud of you, son.

- [Mother] Oh, my God!
- Here they are!

- Rusty? Red! Oh, my God!
- Oh, thank goodness.

Mommy, thank you! Are you okay?
I was worried sick about you.

I'm sorry, Mom.
I should have listened to you.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, gypsy lady!

[Grandma]
"Even the first man the wolf ever ate...

was finally free. "

Here... take the five bucks.
Cherish it, love it, embrace it.

But can you just, please,
take this curse off me?

Okeydokey. Curse is broken.

Thank you!

Some people believe anything.

# Hey, now
Glad that it's over #

- # It was dark and wet #
- # Something I can't forget #

# Now that we are all safe #

# W e're gonna stand up
here together#

# Gonna stand up scream and shout #

# Never have we ever been closer #

- # Now we are just glad to be out #
- Yahoo!

#We're comin' out and takin' over #

#We're standin' up and movin' out #

#We're comin' out
from where we've been #

# Let's just hope
this doesn't happen again #

#You get out what you put in ##

[Grandma]
"And they all lived happily ever after."

[Matt, Claire]
The end.

Oh, no.
That's not the end of the story.

- It's not?
- No, there's the sequel.

"Red Riding Hood Il:
Return of the Werewolf."

All right!
I knew my boy'd be back!

Swallowing a silver bullet
couldn't stop him.

I mean, he ate, like, 50 people.

Well, he eats much more in the sequel.

And Red and the handsome Hunter
get trapped alone in a cave.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yes, with snakes.

And bats!
Millions of vampire bats.

Sure! Bats, whatever.

- You guys want me to read it to you?
- [Matt, Claire] Yeah!

- Okay! Let's go.
- [Phone Rings]

I'll get it.

[Rings]

- Hi.
- We're waiting.

Hey, listen. I changed my mind.

I decided to stay home and read.

Read? Did I dial the right number?

- Did you say "stay home and read"?
- Yeah.

Oh, your dad's listening in
on the extension.

- [Doorbell Rings]
- Listen. I gotta go. Bye.

[Giggling]

- I'll get it.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Thanks!

Chicks!

That'll be, uh, 12.28, please.

[Matt]
Good one, Gran.

You totally scared Claire
from going out tonight.

I mean, but she's a girl.

You can't scare me
with your spooky stories.

- And seven change.
- Keep it.

- Thanks.
- [Matt] Grandma?

Gran?

[Screeches]

That didn't scare me.

I so got you!

Come on.
Want some pizza? Here.

Pizza! Come on, Claire.

Here, Claire.

Now, come over here.

I love you two so much.
Now let's finish the story.

# W e're comin'out
We're comin'out #

# W e're comin'out
We're comin'out #

# W e're comin'out #

# Hey, now
Glad that it's over#

# It was dark and wet
Somethin'I can't forget #

# Now that we are all safe #

# W e're gonna
stand up here together#

# Gonna stand up
scream and shout #

# Never have we ever been closer#

# Now we arejust glad to be out #

# W e're comin'out and takin'it over#

- # W e're standin'up and movin'out #
- [Frustrated Grunt]

# W e're comin'out
from where we've been #

# L et's just hope
this doesn't happen again #

- [Man] Cut!
- # Y ou get out what you put in #

# W hat goes around
will come back over again #

# W e're comin'out
from where we've been ##

Do I look pretty?

- # [Man Singing Pop]
- Fabulous.

# [Continues]

- [Man On Bullhorn] Greatjob.
- Sam, you all right?

I'm acting. Yes, I'm fine.

You look so tasty when you're scared.

[Screams]

[Rusty]
Leave my sister alone, you smelly old wolf!

Huh?

- [Laughing]
- [Man] Cut.

- Is that really drool?
- It's water, with drool.

Water with drool.

[Man] Rolling.
And now we do the second part...

which is the lightning...

Thank you.

# [Continues]

[Man]
Cut.

Come on! Open up!

- #What we gonna eat for dinner
What we gonna eat for dinner #
- [Kids Laughing]

[Snarling]
I'm not...

[Kids Laughing]

- [Man] Okay. Cut.
- It didn't work.

# I can't live without
your love and affection #

[Laughing]

[Man]
Cut. Good.

I got your toothbrush.

I want you to stay with me.

What, are you scared of a wolf
you don't believe in?

[Howls]
Okay. Wrong timing.

# [Continues]

Okay. I'm sweating!

Whoo! All right.

[Sam Stone] How dare you
make Lainie Kazan sweat?

- Oh! Wait a second.
- How dare you?

Gran?

[Screams]

[Man] I want you to be scared though,
not laughing. Really, really scared.

Okay. I don't think that looks scared.
Do it again.

[Klaxon Sounds]

- Cut.
- That didn't scare me.

You did that on purpose!

- That was good.
- That was good!

Eat this!

Ow!
[Laughing]

Are you okay?

# [Continues]

# [Ends]

[Singing In Round]
# They all talk and it's yack-yack-yack #

# A nd it's just not fair
And I can't talk back #

# A nd they're never gonna know
what I'm really thinkin'#

# I don't care
Gonna do what I do #

# Never stop till
the very last drop is through #

# A nd I'm over the top
while they're still blinkin'#

- # I want my freedom #
- # Freedom #

- # Freedom, freedom #
- # Freedom #

# I want my freedom, yeah
Freedom #

- # Freedom #
- # Freedom, freedom #

# I want my freedom, yeah #

# Freedom #

# Spirit #

# Freedom #

# Spirit #

# Om ##