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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:15,750 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:22,708 This is Heidelberg, the Heidelberg Castle, the Neckar... 3 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:26,541 ...a fraternity student who has lost his group. 4 00:00:30,541 --> 00:00:34,166 And this is a small celebration of the Voigt family in 2004. 5 00:00:34,666 --> 00:00:37,791 "...expression in the empty tree." 6 00:00:38,500 --> 00:00:40,958 And this is Isabelle, nickname Isi. 7 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,041 Isi. 8 00:00:42,791 --> 00:00:44,500 Isi has prepared one as well. 9 00:00:44,583 --> 00:00:47,041 And her mother, Claudia, who has rehearsed 10 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,916 a deliberately chosen poem with Isi for days. 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,458 Come on. Come forward. 12 00:00:59,541 --> 00:01:02,351 While Isi learned about the word "grounded" for the first time, 13 00:01:02,375 --> 00:01:05,583 a completely different family moved to the neighboring city, Mannheim. 14 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:09,666 This is also the Neckar, Germany's best kebab, 15 00:01:11,500 --> 00:01:13,666 and this is the Markowski family from Brandenburg. 16 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:17,750 Tell me, which has more letters, "pepper" or "orange"? 17 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:18,916 This is Oscar. 18 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,291 I don't give a shit. 19 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:21,291 And his mother, Betty. 20 00:01:21,292 --> 00:01:22,958 It's the same. Weird, right? 21 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,416 Oscar, nobody likes smartasses. Now get me the fries. 22 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:28,416 Who invented French fries? 23 00:01:28,500 --> 00:01:31,041 Mr. French. -And where do they come from? 24 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,500 From the fries animal. -And who invented the PlayStation? 25 00:01:33,583 --> 00:01:34,743 Your granny. 26 00:01:34,791 --> 00:01:37,083 Really? -Sure. That's why she took off. 27 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,958 Because she got rich with the PlayStation, the stupid cunt. 28 00:01:40,041 --> 00:01:43,291 And Oscar's grandpa, with whom Oscar wouldn't spend much time, 29 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:46,125 as Grandpa chose a sure-fire business opportunity that day. 30 00:01:46,208 --> 00:01:48,583 Come on, hand over the money! Put it in a bag. 31 00:01:48,666 --> 00:01:50,708 I don't have... -Fuck! Do you have a bag? 32 00:01:53,166 --> 00:01:54,166 What? 33 00:01:55,208 --> 00:01:57,666 Hey! Shut up! Speak German for crying out loud! 34 00:01:57,750 --> 00:01:59,083 How are you? 35 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,059 "How are you?" 36 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:04,541 Hey! Now give me the money or I'll shoot you in the foot! 37 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:07,166 Stand still. 38 00:02:09,291 --> 00:02:11,791 Goddamn foreigners. Shit. Ah. 39 00:02:11,875 --> 00:02:14,517 At the same time that Oscar's grandpa bent over for his soap, 40 00:02:14,541 --> 00:02:18,458 Isi decided to get to the bottom of a big secret in her home. 41 00:02:18,541 --> 00:02:20,458 Mom, I need to go to the toilet. 42 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,750 Yeah, okay. But hurry, we haven't even done half yet. 43 00:02:23,833 --> 00:02:26,517 Tomorrow is a big party. It'll have to be a lot more snappy then. 44 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:29,708 Double that speed at least, I'm telling you. 45 00:02:30,875 --> 00:02:33,475 Now get cutting properly, boy, or are you in love with the tomato? 46 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:36,416 Those are not the boobs of a 16-year-old. It's food! 47 00:02:36,500 --> 00:02:37,500 Yes, I'm doing it. 48 00:02:37,541 --> 00:02:40,141 Excuse me. Isi, come on. You can't disturb them at work. 49 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,125 I said downstairs is off-limits. 50 00:02:42,208 --> 00:02:43,642 Even though Isi and Oscar 51 00:02:43,666 --> 00:02:45,476 were practically neighbors in Heidelberg and Mannheim, 52 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,625 there was one main difference between them. 53 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:51,916 When Isi was ten years old, the wealth of her family was exactly 54 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:57,958 �?�2.347.867.513.27. 55 00:02:58,041 --> 00:02:59,721 That's why her schooldays looked like this. 56 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:00,833 Don't worry. 57 00:03:00,916 --> 00:03:02,500 Just because you're a slow learner, 58 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:05,125 doesn't mean you're less intelligent than the others. 59 00:03:05,208 --> 00:03:06,351 At the same time, 60 00:03:06,375 --> 00:03:08,958 the wealth of Oscar's single mom was exactly 61 00:03:09,041 --> 00:03:10,625 �?�27.63. 62 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:13,548 That's why Oscar's schooldays looked like this. 63 00:03:13,625 --> 00:03:14,750 Just keep quiet! 64 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:19,392 This is TschA1nni, by the way. 65 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:22,000 He just decided to become Oscar's best friend. 66 00:03:22,083 --> 00:03:25,958 As his aggression grew worse, his mother Betty brought him to boxing. 67 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:28,166 The boy is good. I like him. 68 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,559 Hey, lanky. -We'll take him. 69 00:03:29,583 --> 00:03:32,750 What kind of a shitty name is Oscar? I'll call you Ossi. That's better. 70 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:35,125 Perfect. After all, I am an Ossi. -Cool. 71 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:38,458 Over the years, the kitchen became Isi's absolute favorite place. 72 00:03:38,541 --> 00:03:40,500 "Did they put your brain in the wrong way round?" 73 00:03:40,583 --> 00:03:41,458 You never said that. 74 00:03:41,541 --> 00:03:44,416 Don't talk back to your boss when she's trying to be cool, asshole. 75 00:03:44,500 --> 00:03:46,833 And you, rat, are you laughing at me? 76 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,625 While her school career had developed into a disaster. 77 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:50,791 "Recommendation for... 78 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,166 Realschule"? 79 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:55,958 Manfred. 80 00:03:56,041 --> 00:03:59,833 Therefore, Claudia dismissed all kitchen personnel in 2012. 81 00:04:00,458 --> 00:04:02,500 It's in your best interest. 82 00:04:03,083 --> 00:04:05,416 You need to concentrate on your schoolwork, honey. 83 00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,851 Ossi had had no interest in school for a long time already. 84 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,125 He's now in his early 20s 85 00:04:12,208 --> 00:04:14,288 and the breakthrough in his boxing career is pending. 86 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:16,875 Belt, belt! Hit his trap! 87 00:04:16,958 --> 00:04:18,833 What? -Punch his mug! 88 00:04:18,916 --> 00:04:20,916 What? -You're supposed to deck me. 89 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:24,458 Like carrying water to the Rhine. 90 00:04:24,541 --> 00:04:25,809 Right now, Ossi is facing 91 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,713 his most important fight against Yannis Vukovic. 92 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:30,500 If he does well, he can make the professional league. 93 00:04:30,583 --> 00:04:32,166 Just arrived. -Thank you. 94 00:04:33,250 --> 00:04:36,000 Isi, where are you? -Kitchen. 95 00:04:36,083 --> 00:04:38,434 Isi has just passed her Abitur after a long school career 96 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,791 which included repeating two classes. 97 00:04:40,875 --> 00:04:42,392 According to the principal, the worst Abitur result 98 00:04:42,416 --> 00:04:44,041 in the 400-year-old school history. 99 00:04:44,125 --> 00:04:47,416 I invite you to check out our New York School of Culinary Arts, 100 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:50,833 where you can make your diploma in 12 months. 101 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:53,083 Check out our website of culinary arts. 102 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:59,000 Register and join me in New York to learn from the best of the world. 103 00:05:00,375 --> 00:05:02,135 And in just a few weeks, 104 00:05:02,166 --> 00:05:04,833 Isi is supposed to attend a prestigious business school. 105 00:05:04,916 --> 00:05:07,434 Listen, Isi, I know you're not keen on attending the prom, 106 00:05:07,458 --> 00:05:09,416 but maybe this will change your mind. 107 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,726 Okay, that's about it. This is where our story begins... 108 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:13,142 * No weapons in here * 109 00:05:13,166 --> 00:05:15,791 * You see, I'm trying to get out, Ma But I feel trapped * 110 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:18,833 * What employer gonna hire me When I sell crack? * 111 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,791 * I'm not fully rehabilitated I fell back * 112 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:25,000 * And regret is a muhfucker Run, tell that * 113 00:05:25,708 --> 00:05:28,416 * I've been working For the Devil too long * 114 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:35,666 * Tempt us, lead us to the edge Watch the wise turn into fools * 115 00:05:36,166 --> 00:05:41,416 * The greatest lie ever been told Is the one closest to truth * 116 00:05:43,208 --> 00:05:46,000 * I've been working For the Devil too long * 117 00:05:49,125 --> 00:05:53,041 * I've been working for the Devil too long I'm gone * 118 00:05:53,125 --> 00:05:55,375 And coincidentally, 119 00:05:55,458 --> 00:05:59,208 I even know your aunt's husband! 120 00:06:00,791 --> 00:06:05,083 * I've been working for the Devil too long I'm gone * 121 00:06:17,125 --> 00:06:19,458 Isabelle! Roll up! Come on! 122 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,809 I have an appointment in the faculty room, but... 123 00:06:21,833 --> 00:06:24,041 I know you're supposed to pick up your brain... 124 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:25,791 Your Abitur results. 125 00:06:27,958 --> 00:06:30,166 Your brain? What nonsense. You never had it with you. 126 00:06:31,250 --> 00:06:32,375 Are you drunk? 127 00:06:32,458 --> 00:06:35,708 I have just quit and I noticed your... 128 00:06:36,250 --> 00:06:39,208 Abitur lying around and thought I'd give it to you and congratulate you. 129 00:06:41,083 --> 00:06:43,125 You quit. -Congratulations. 130 00:06:43,833 --> 00:06:47,125 Please give Dr. BA1ttner my congratulations on your graduation. 131 00:06:52,041 --> 00:06:54,375 GENERAL QUALIFICATION FOR UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE 132 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:58,791 Oh, no! 133 00:06:59,333 --> 00:07:02,583 You missed out on that even though your lawyer was here so often. 134 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:03,500 Tsk. 135 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:04,750 Oh. Hmm. 136 00:07:04,833 --> 00:07:06,875 Your parents did this behind your back. 137 00:07:07,875 --> 00:07:10,000 But you must have been wondering yourself 138 00:07:10,083 --> 00:07:14,041 how you could pass the Abitur with the IQ of a gummy bear. Quite an achievement. 139 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,500 What? 140 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,916 Lawyer? -You know, for someone who worked hard, 141 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,875 it's really great to see that there is an easier way. 142 00:07:22,958 --> 00:07:26,458 You just need rich parents, good lawyers, 143 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:28,375 making teachers' lives hell 144 00:07:28,458 --> 00:07:31,833 till they turn into alcoholics and they blow the Abitur up the ass 145 00:07:31,916 --> 00:07:33,958 of every borderline moronic rich kid! Just great! 146 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:37,708 Shit got more expensive again. 147 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:40,791 Not your fault. -No, it got less expensive. 148 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,166 Make it 46, boss. 149 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,666 Time to talk about Grandpa. 150 00:07:46,750 --> 00:07:50,416 The shit is getting more expensive every week. I say democracy is crap. 151 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,166 I experienced Hitler. 152 00:07:52,208 --> 00:07:55,208 Man, you haven't. How old are you, 70? Retard. 153 00:07:55,291 --> 00:08:00,250 This time he stays out of jail, Ossi, you hear? And you make sure he behaves. 154 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,375 When is he coming out? -Monday, probably. 155 00:08:02,458 --> 00:08:05,916 You know what Grandpa is like. He always needs some support. 156 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,666 I don't care about the asshole. I need to prepare for the fight. 157 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,976 Don't talk about your Grandpa like that. 158 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,680 Mrs. Markowski? -That's correct. 159 00:08:12,708 --> 00:08:16,416 Um... My boss asked me to give you this 160 00:08:16,500 --> 00:08:18,041 in person. -How nice. 161 00:08:18,125 --> 00:08:21,333 A bit of goodwill. I don't think you got the others. 162 00:08:21,416 --> 00:08:23,541 Next time, it will be the marshal. -Right. 163 00:08:23,625 --> 00:08:27,041 Or the police. Actually, I don't know who will show up, but it won't be us. 164 00:08:27,125 --> 00:08:28,125 Tax office? 165 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,184 Do you not want to look inside? -No. 166 00:08:30,208 --> 00:08:33,250 Okay, we're just investing into an electronic pump, 167 00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,875 so we won't need your help anymore. 168 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,916 The missing �?�14.000... -Yeah. 169 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:41,000 ...and I would like to stress the "missing" part... 170 00:08:41,083 --> 00:08:42,250 Calm down now. 171 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:46,791 Who's this idiot? -TschA1nni, don't, man. 172 00:08:46,875 --> 00:08:49,059 Betty, honey, how are you? All okay? -Everything's fine. 173 00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,250 Just ignore him, okay? 174 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:52,142 Thank you for coming by. Everything is under control. 175 00:08:52,166 --> 00:08:54,083 The �?�14.000 is not an investment. 176 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:58,250 It's a debt you owe to the tax office and you need to pay immediately, 177 00:08:58,333 --> 00:09:00,184 before you invest in anything else. -Thanks. Bye. 178 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:02,958 We owe �?�14.000? -It's really not a big deal. 179 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:06,000 How is this not a big deal? When were you going to tell me about it, huh? 180 00:09:06,083 --> 00:09:07,101 Got another construction job. -Yes? 181 00:09:07,125 --> 00:09:08,892 Mom? Hey! -I might become manager. 182 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,083 I got the car from my dad for my Abitur. 183 00:09:11,166 --> 00:09:13,583 Could you park it somewhere else while our parents are here? 184 00:09:13,666 --> 00:09:17,250 Excuse me, he just got it. Of course he wants to show it off today. 185 00:09:17,333 --> 00:09:19,791 If my dad sees you have a Tesla, he'll get me one, too. 186 00:09:19,875 --> 00:09:21,208 Just tell him you don't want one. 187 00:09:21,291 --> 00:09:24,333 Will that help his self-esteem or enlarge his weenie? 188 00:09:24,416 --> 00:09:27,250 So I'll get a Tesla. I survived bigger things. 189 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:29,000 Poor you, you got problems. 190 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,708 Isi? Isi? 191 00:09:31,791 --> 00:09:33,750 GALLERY 192 00:09:33,833 --> 00:09:34,993 Why are we running? 193 00:09:38,208 --> 00:09:39,291 Isi! 194 00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:42,392 How nice. -Have you seen my parents? 195 00:09:42,416 --> 00:09:45,016 Listen, I'll help you find them if you go on another date with me. 196 00:09:45,708 --> 00:09:46,625 What? 197 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,333 You had two dates. She's not interested. 198 00:09:48,416 --> 00:09:50,375 How sad are you? -Okay, in that case, 199 00:09:50,458 --> 00:09:53,333 I suggest we say I was here, tried everything, 200 00:09:53,416 --> 00:09:55,416 in case anybody's asking, like your father... 201 00:09:55,500 --> 00:09:57,291 Camilla, are you my witness? 202 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,500 What did he give you? 203 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:03,250 He's just worried about you, you know that, and he likes me a lot, 204 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:05,666 and the internship in Shanghai isn't happening, 205 00:10:05,750 --> 00:10:07,434 and now your father is checking if maybe... 206 00:10:07,458 --> 00:10:10,791 My father promised you an internship if you try again? 207 00:10:10,875 --> 00:10:12,000 Uh, yeah. 208 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:14,500 Which I have done here in front of witnesses. 209 00:10:14,583 --> 00:10:16,541 Could you send me the video? Thank you. 210 00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:21,416 Enjoy the exhibition. I find it a bit... loud. 211 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:25,416 Lanky, listen. 212 00:10:26,750 --> 00:10:29,625 That, uh, Vuku... Ludu... 213 00:10:29,708 --> 00:10:31,833 Sudoku, Sonduko... -Vukovic, man. 214 00:10:31,916 --> 00:10:34,750 Yeah, just knock him out, you know what I mean? 215 00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:37,583 But I still won't have the damn �?�14.000. man. 216 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:40,416 Fuck that. But deck that lame duck, you hear? 217 00:10:40,500 --> 00:10:41,500 Ossi! 218 00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,708 Hey, dumbass. 219 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:49,500 Listen, I'm having a bit of trouble with your sponsor. 220 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,416 The silly clot is peeved about something. 221 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,375 What? -Clot. 222 00:10:54,458 --> 00:10:57,125 We have a problem. A disaster. 223 00:10:58,208 --> 00:11:00,208 The end of the world. Armageddon. 224 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:03,125 What? -Your sponsor has jumped ship. 225 00:11:03,791 --> 00:11:05,541 He jumped on? -Jumped off! 226 00:11:05,625 --> 00:11:08,916 He jumped off. Talk clearly. -We don't have enough money for the fight. 227 00:11:09,958 --> 00:11:13,500 Your sponsor doesn't believe in you anymore. You're only here part-time 228 00:11:13,583 --> 00:11:15,416 and the rest of the day you spend at the pump. 229 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,041 Don't talk shit, dumbass. -He's out. 230 00:11:18,125 --> 00:11:19,125 That asshole. 231 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:24,583 We need �?�8.000. 232 00:11:25,166 --> 00:11:26,166 Ossi! 233 00:11:27,458 --> 00:11:29,017 How long have you been fixing my grades? 234 00:11:29,041 --> 00:11:29,916 Isi. 235 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,958 How nice of you to come to the opening of our exhibition 236 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:36,250 that is so important to us. Mr. Erduan, I'll be right back. 237 00:11:38,083 --> 00:11:40,916 How long has your fucking lawyer been fixing my grades? 238 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,541 He didn't fix them. He was just helping them a bit. 239 00:11:44,625 --> 00:11:47,625 There's no shame in that. Everybody gets tutoring. 240 00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:50,101 Because I didn't really pass the Abitur? -You do have your Abitur. 241 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:52,708 I don't have my Abitur and I won't go to college. 242 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,208 Isi. 243 00:11:54,916 --> 00:11:56,208 Of course you'll go to college. 244 00:11:56,833 --> 00:12:00,208 I'll train to be a chef with Santino Borges in New York. 245 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:02,625 What? -It will be quite expensive. 246 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:06,291 How much is in the deposit account you set up for me? 247 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:10,500 You will get the money when you turn 25 and have graduated from college. 248 00:12:11,333 --> 00:12:15,291 Could you stop with that stupid grin? -Could you stop making such a scene? 249 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:17,666 Isi. -I get my money now. 250 00:12:17,750 --> 00:12:20,916 It's completely normal that you're angry right now, 251 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,833 but you don't seriously want to become a chef. 252 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:24,875 Santino Borges is an Argentinian celebrity chef. 253 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,625 And he teaches in his New York School of Culinary Arts. 254 00:12:27,708 --> 00:12:29,958 Sounds like a satire. -Do you know what satire is? 255 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:33,500 You promising someone an internship so he would date me. 256 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,333 I want my money now. -Isi! 257 00:12:40,541 --> 00:12:43,125 You're not getting a cent for such bullshit! 258 00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,958 I want my money. From now on, I'll make my own decisions. 259 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,166 Over my dead body. 260 00:12:53,583 --> 00:12:54,833 Isi! 261 00:12:56,083 --> 00:12:58,583 A really nice show. -Thanks, Camilla. 262 00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:01,458 Klaus! 263 00:13:01,791 --> 00:13:02,791 Leave it. 264 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,583 She'll come round. Training to be a chef, she's lost it. 265 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:09,958 Follow her and watch her. And, Klaus! 266 00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:13,250 Don't let her see you, okay? -Sure. 267 00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,875 "Champagne-cornflakes breakfast. Hashtag, fuck the world." 268 00:13:36,958 --> 00:13:37,958 41.000 likes. 269 00:13:38,041 --> 00:13:40,875 What's that supposed to tell me, Camilla? -The world is not fair. 270 00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:45,500 My 433.712 followers have accepted it and you should, too. 271 00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:48,125 Fact is, you have your Abi, you can go to college. 272 00:13:48,208 --> 00:13:51,958 Why should I? Why is it that everybody thinks I should go to college? 273 00:13:52,041 --> 00:13:53,166 College is easy. 274 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:56,250 I'm enjoying it. -But you have a 1.1 Abitur. I don't. 275 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:57,973 I can't do that. I don't even know how... 276 00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:01,458 In case you're committing suicide, I would like to get out. Okay? 277 00:14:04,666 --> 00:14:05,706 We're driving to Mannheim. 278 00:14:08,333 --> 00:14:12,750 Are you serious? I can't go to Mannheim. I didn't bring my pepper spray. Wait... 279 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:18,750 What are we doing in Mannheim? 280 00:14:28,625 --> 00:14:30,791 I just need this fucking fight, man. 281 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,708 Or it won't work out with the professional league. 282 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:38,833 Enjoy. -How do you do it? You just don't care. 283 00:14:38,916 --> 00:14:41,017 You don't give a fuck you have to do construction work. 284 00:14:41,041 --> 00:14:43,583 It's honest work. -Yeah, but you don't even try. 285 00:14:43,666 --> 00:14:46,000 I mean, don't you want... -Ossi, you're so German. 286 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,250 I'm what? 287 00:14:47,333 --> 00:14:49,708 "Hey, foreman, you need to do something with your life! 288 00:14:49,791 --> 00:14:52,916 No pain, no gain. You stole the goose." Fuck that. 289 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000 I'm not that German. 290 00:14:55,916 --> 00:14:57,500 HELP WANTED! 291 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,476 I'm just a normal German. 292 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,000 If a potato fucks leeks, you're the result. 293 00:15:03,083 --> 00:15:04,791 That's how German you are. 294 00:15:04,875 --> 00:15:07,916 You keep doing construction. Drain yourself. Not me. 295 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,892 Construction work is shit but someone has to do it. I can't do anything else. 296 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:13,791 Hey, you're Ossi, right? The boxer? 297 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:15,916 Oscar to you, brother. 298 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,750 I'm not your brother, you fuck. 299 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,500 I'm a boxer, too. Your technique sucks. 300 00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,916 Okay. -Technique? Seriously? 301 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,041 Hey, Baloo, you're cross-eyed. You can't box. 302 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,916 Shut your trap! -Shut up! 303 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,291 Hey, man. Let us eat, okay? 304 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:33,935 Yeah, let us eat. You eat the burger, in case you can. 305 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,791 It's a bit difficult in 2-D. Would you like me to get you 3-D glasses? 306 00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,684 Just you wait... -Well, come on, then! 307 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:40,958 Hey! Calm down, both of you! Sit down! 308 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:43,083 Hello. What would you like? 309 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:46,333 Hello. I saw that you're hiring. 310 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,666 Hello, what would you hire? 311 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,083 Oh! 312 00:15:52,958 --> 00:15:53,958 Ah. 313 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:57,375 Boss! Hmm. -I mean... 314 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,750 Gabriella. -The register opened. 315 00:16:01,833 --> 00:16:02,833 Then close it. 316 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,166 Excuse me. I saw that you're hiring. 317 00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,041 I want the job. 318 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:16,083 You don't fit in here. 319 00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:19,375 Why not? -You have more than three brain cells. 320 00:16:20,916 --> 00:16:22,041 I still want to try. 321 00:16:23,791 --> 00:16:26,375 I pay peanuts, all my staff are impaired, 322 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:30,500 and the food we serve has been proven to make you blind and impotent. 323 00:16:31,083 --> 00:16:33,375 Perfect. I'm just the girl. 324 00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:36,291 Okay, then. Trial day tomorrow? 325 00:16:36,791 --> 00:16:38,101 Your grandpa is getting out of jail. 326 00:16:38,125 --> 00:16:40,125 You need cash, you need to risk something. 327 00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,291 Am I supposed to rob a bank or something with him? 328 00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:44,958 Grandpa is the most untalented gangster ever! 329 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:47,375 He's a playboy. -Right. Finished. 330 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:52,291 Come on, let's get started. -Very well. 331 00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:55,875 Hey, man. 332 00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,666 You can only blame yourself, dumbass. 333 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000 Come on, mongo. 334 00:17:07,458 --> 00:17:10,000 Get up. Yes, there. 335 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,125 Dumbass. 336 00:17:15,208 --> 00:17:17,250 Did I win? -Hey! 337 00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:21,750 Um... Quite the show just now. 338 00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,375 Uh... 339 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:26,166 It was his own fault. You just wanted to settle it. 340 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:28,791 Would you like to do something sometime? -Huh? 341 00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:33,708 Doesn't have to be the guy making the first move, right? 342 00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:48,166 Text me. -What's your name? 343 00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:50,083 Isabelle. -And? 344 00:17:50,166 --> 00:17:51,833 Voigt... Uh, MA1ller. 345 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:55,708 My name is MA1ller. What about yours? 346 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:57,809 Not telling you. I don't even know you. 347 00:17:57,833 --> 00:17:59,059 Is this art or rubbish? ART -RUBBISH 348 00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:04,208 Sorry. Do you really think you can blackmail your parents like this? 349 00:18:12,083 --> 00:18:14,483 I can't find "Isabelle Vogt." -Try "oi." 350 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,333 As in, make a point. 351 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:21,750 What's that? 352 00:18:23,916 --> 00:18:25,958 Yeah. -Gross, those people. 353 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:27,041 Dude. 354 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,833 Fierce. -Filthy rich. 355 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:34,500 I have an idea. You're thinking what I'm thinking, right? 356 00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,750 Mmm-hmm. -Nice, Betty, we always think the same. 357 00:18:36,833 --> 00:18:39,125 Hey, you can win her over, Ossi, hmm? -Huh? 358 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:40,958 You don't even have to feel bad about it. 359 00:18:41,708 --> 00:18:43,666 As if a rich bitch like that would want me. 360 00:18:43,750 --> 00:18:45,458 What? -What are you talking about? 361 00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:47,208 You're the most handsome guy I know. 362 00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,291 Ossi, listen. 363 00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:52,416 We need money and you can easily win her over. 364 00:18:53,625 --> 00:18:55,541 Yeah, you win her over and she'll help you. 365 00:18:56,041 --> 00:18:57,500 Nobody says you have to marry her. 366 00:18:58,250 --> 00:19:01,500 Just take a little bit of money. 367 00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:05,583 Hello? I'm serious. 368 00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,541 I've rarely felt as embarrassed as I did today. 369 00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:34,666 That someone so privileged, with such a good education, 370 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:38,083 whose parents always had her back, that someone like that tramples her future 371 00:19:38,166 --> 00:19:39,500 and her Abitur... 372 00:19:40,125 --> 00:19:41,375 It makes me angry. 373 00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:44,250 Excuse me, Claudia. That's not how we wanted to word it. 374 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:47,083 You will not become a chef. It's absurd. 375 00:19:47,166 --> 00:19:50,458 And that embarrassing number in Mannheim 376 00:19:50,541 --> 00:19:53,000 in this... chips joint... 377 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:55,583 Isi, grow up. 378 00:19:56,833 --> 00:19:59,166 Yo Hi sweet princess dinner? tomorrow 379 00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,291 fan belt 380 00:20:00,375 --> 00:20:01,726 Ossi, you need to send a picture! Give it to me! 381 00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:03,541 Leave it! -Dammit, man! 382 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,309 Do you have a new deodorant? -Fuck. 383 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:07,083 Thanks for the bummer Number 384 00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:08,434 Do something tomorrow? Best wishes Ossi 385 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,101 That's my name nickname. Real name is Oscar 386 00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:11,125 Isi. 387 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,875 Yeah, you're right, Mom. 388 00:20:18,208 --> 00:20:19,208 Good night. 389 00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:28,666 Tomorrow 2:00 p. m. at the burger joint? 390 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,166 So that's for the chips. 391 00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:37,833 If you use your brain for thinking and not as a paperweight, it's quite simple. 392 00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:39,625 Once it beeps, you take it out, 393 00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,875 hang it up and let it drip. 394 00:20:43,458 --> 00:20:45,666 You've met Gabriella. Keep an eye on her. 395 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,666 She messes up anything that can possibly be messed up. 396 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:51,458 Boss, please and thank you. -Yeah, please and thank you. 397 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:55,291 Then some salt, three times, 398 00:20:56,666 --> 00:20:57,666 mix it... 399 00:21:01,791 --> 00:21:03,041 and the doctorate is done. 400 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:05,870 There's still time to leave. 401 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,500 No, I think it's great. 402 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,083 It's real here. 403 00:21:12,250 --> 00:21:15,125 Not much in our food is real. But... 404 00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,958 Is this the burger you made? -Uh, yeah. 405 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:20,916 I tried something. 406 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:28,250 Far too thick. Again. 407 00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:32,666 Boss. They're defrosted and smell of shit somehow. 408 00:21:35,125 --> 00:21:37,458 They're absolutely fine. Come on. -Yeah. 409 00:21:37,541 --> 00:21:39,583 Don't look that closely all the time. Idiot. 410 00:21:47,333 --> 00:21:49,041 Hello. What can I get you? 411 00:21:50,458 --> 00:21:53,500 K14. 85.000... Wait a second. 412 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:56,559 Yes? -Hello, Manfred. It's Klaus. 413 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,351 Klaus, what is it? I'm in the middle of stocktaking. 414 00:21:58,375 --> 00:22:01,000 Isi is really working here. 415 00:22:01,666 --> 00:22:03,333 Seriously? -One hundred percent. 416 00:22:03,416 --> 00:22:06,750 I'm on it. Manfred, you... -I got you, yeah. 417 00:22:07,625 --> 00:22:09,000 Here? 418 00:22:09,083 --> 00:22:11,458 No clue. She suggested it. 419 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:15,916 Whatever. Lanky, go get her. -No clue how. How do you get a girl? 420 00:22:18,208 --> 00:22:20,351 The magic word is compliments. Compliment her, it's simple. 421 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:24,208 Women like that. They're like junkies, their brain cuts out. 422 00:22:24,291 --> 00:22:25,875 You're the expert now, huh? 423 00:22:25,958 --> 00:22:28,083 One question, how did Rocky get Adrian? 424 00:22:28,166 --> 00:22:32,041 He went to the fucking pet shop every single night, complimented her, 425 00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:34,833 invited her for Thanksgiving. She didn't even say thanks once, 426 00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:37,750 not even once. In the end, he married her. 427 00:22:37,833 --> 00:22:40,250 And the pimps from the 19th do exactly the same. 428 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,458 They bombard women with compliments. 429 00:22:42,541 --> 00:22:45,958 Then they fall in love. "I think you're the one for me. You're so pretty!" 430 00:22:46,041 --> 00:22:48,583 Then they rape them and pump them full of heroin. 431 00:22:50,541 --> 00:22:52,916 You forget about the last part. -Not cool, man. 432 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,416 Can you make compliments? -Yes. 433 00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:56,642 Can you make compliments? -Normally, I can, man! 434 00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:57,666 Let's go! 435 00:23:00,458 --> 00:23:01,791 Adrian! 436 00:23:01,875 --> 00:23:03,541 See you at the workout. 437 00:23:12,041 --> 00:23:13,041 Hey. 438 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:19,833 Well? Hey. 439 00:23:24,416 --> 00:23:26,625 Have you been waiting for long? -Uh, no. 440 00:23:27,333 --> 00:23:30,416 Good, 'cause you're not supposed to make a princess wait. 441 00:23:31,416 --> 00:23:34,208 Because you're so pretty. I mean, I come in, 442 00:23:34,291 --> 00:23:37,041 see you sitting there and think, "Okay, who's that model?" 443 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:40,875 Thanks. -And yesterday when you approached me, 444 00:23:40,958 --> 00:23:44,541 my eyes nearly popped out of my head, you're so pretty and... well... 445 00:23:45,875 --> 00:23:48,541 Your outfit, no clue... -Well... 446 00:23:48,625 --> 00:23:51,125 You know more about that than me. -I work here. 447 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,416 Huh? What... 448 00:23:54,375 --> 00:23:57,125 You work here? -Yes. I'm on my lunch break. 449 00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:01,416 You want to eat something? 450 00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,958 You? -Yes. 451 00:24:05,041 --> 00:24:06,458 Maybe I do. 452 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,333 Well, okay... 453 00:24:08,416 --> 00:24:09,976 MOM -Hurry up! Grandpa will be out at 2:30 p. m. already. 454 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,583 Do you... fuck... 455 00:24:12,333 --> 00:24:14,125 Yourself... Do you have to... 456 00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:18,166 Right, they probably give it to you for free. 457 00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:21,250 Right, no, I don't think so. But don't worry. 458 00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,583 I'll pay for it. Emancipation and such. 459 00:24:24,666 --> 00:24:27,500 That's great. It's good you understand that. 460 00:24:27,583 --> 00:24:31,375 It shows that you have a really wicked character. 461 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:35,541 That you're not just pretty like a flower in the forest, 462 00:24:35,625 --> 00:24:39,500 but you have a lovely inner thing... -Hmm. 463 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:44,041 Well, a wicked character, overall, like a wicked princess. 464 00:24:46,666 --> 00:24:48,041 Okay. -Yeah. 465 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:53,333 So, is that a watch? It's a really cool. -Yes. 466 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:58,500 It's the most... God, your arm is beautiful! May I... It's really... 467 00:24:58,583 --> 00:25:00,125 Not everybody has pretty arms. 468 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:04,458 You, too. Your arms are good, too. 469 00:25:04,541 --> 00:25:06,125 Well, yes, I'm a boxer. 470 00:25:07,125 --> 00:25:08,375 Cool. -Yeah. 471 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:10,750 So what are you doing? -I'm a boxer. 472 00:25:10,833 --> 00:25:11,833 Mmm. 473 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:14,636 And what do you do for a living? -Boxing. 474 00:25:16,041 --> 00:25:17,041 Cool. 475 00:25:18,291 --> 00:25:21,208 I'm on my way into the professional league. 476 00:25:21,291 --> 00:25:23,625 Yeah, exactly, and... 477 00:25:24,416 --> 00:25:25,958 I mean, I have one more fight 478 00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:29,541 and if I win that, because I win most of the time... 479 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,041 Last time I even broke somebody's jaw, 480 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:35,791 and he nearly choked on his own blood, so they took him to the hospital. 481 00:25:35,875 --> 00:25:36,708 Ooh. 482 00:25:36,791 --> 00:25:38,916 Yeah, right. 483 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,041 Yeah, that sounds exciting. 484 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:45,958 I'm sorry. I'm so confused. 485 00:25:46,833 --> 00:25:49,458 Because you're so pretty. 486 00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,791 Because you're so... 487 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:56,166 incredibly beautiful... Everything there, your... 488 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,666 Everything, especially the nose. 489 00:26:02,625 --> 00:26:04,791 Yikes! What are you doing here? 490 00:26:06,958 --> 00:26:08,916 Nice of you to visit me at my new workplace. 491 00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:11,583 Um... 492 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000 This is Ossi. 493 00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:15,125 My parents, Manfred Voigt, 494 00:26:15,625 --> 00:26:17,500 and Claudia Drechsler. 495 00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:18,583 Uh... 496 00:26:18,916 --> 00:26:19,916 von Eschbach... Uh... 497 00:26:20,958 --> 00:26:22,583 Claudia Voigt. 498 00:26:22,666 --> 00:26:25,625 Sorry, I always get confused with the many names of my mother. 499 00:26:25,708 --> 00:26:28,291 Who's this now? -"Who's this now?" 500 00:26:28,375 --> 00:26:31,250 He's Ossi. We're just getting to know each other. 501 00:26:31,333 --> 00:26:34,833 You could just ask me and not talk about me in the third person. 502 00:26:36,541 --> 00:26:38,708 So would you do us the honor of introducing yourself? 503 00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:41,750 She just did that, or are you a bit deaf, man? 504 00:26:41,833 --> 00:26:43,916 What kind of a stupid asshole is he? -Pardon? 505 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,583 "Pardon?" -Super... Uh... 506 00:26:47,166 --> 00:26:49,958 Great that we're all getting to know each other. Who's hungry? 507 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,750 What's this shit here? Jerk. 508 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,541 Okay. You, um... 509 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:09,916 You want to blackmail us, right? 510 00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:14,583 You set the deposit account up for my future, right? 511 00:27:14,666 --> 00:27:16,041 Yes. -Good. 512 00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:19,416 The course and the apartment in New York will be very expensive. 513 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:21,000 So... 514 00:27:22,208 --> 00:27:25,750 You don't seriously believe that your father and I 515 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:30,041 fought for your future for all those years just to throw it away now. 516 00:27:33,208 --> 00:27:34,750 Stay right here, miss. 517 00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:36,708 Isi! Isi! 518 00:27:37,208 --> 00:27:38,791 MOM Ossi, you on the way yet? 519 00:27:38,875 --> 00:27:42,041 Relax! I'm on my way! 520 00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:46,500 Wait. -Hey! 521 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:49,101 Sorry, that was weird. -Hey, what's with you? I need to go! Okay? 522 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:50,125 Get out! 523 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,833 I have a half hour lunch break. 524 00:27:52,708 --> 00:27:55,184 Okay, I have no clue what's going on with you and your parents, 525 00:27:55,208 --> 00:27:56,916 but I need to pick up my grandpa now. Okay? 526 00:27:57,458 --> 00:27:58,916 I'm coming with you. -Are you... 527 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,041 Get out now! 528 00:28:02,458 --> 00:28:04,125 Give me another chance, please. 529 00:28:04,208 --> 00:28:07,791 I really need to go now, okay? -I'm coming. 530 00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:13,500 Klaus, follow them. 531 00:28:15,416 --> 00:28:18,916 Go... Klaus! Unbelievable! 532 00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,250 Klaus! What's this? 533 00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:23,250 Where are we? -Where are we? 534 00:28:23,333 --> 00:28:25,333 Follow them! -Manfred, Isi is here. 535 00:28:25,416 --> 00:28:27,333 I have it all under control. -Isi just left! 536 00:28:27,416 --> 00:28:29,291 What's this with your parents? What's going on? 537 00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:30,500 Nothing. I... 538 00:28:31,291 --> 00:28:34,666 It's just that... You're different from all the... 539 00:28:35,583 --> 00:28:37,791 boring men I usually meet. 540 00:28:43,041 --> 00:28:44,281 You listen to Jedi Mind Tricks? 541 00:28:45,250 --> 00:28:46,833 You know Jedi Mind Tricks? 542 00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:51,833 It's cool that you have CDs. 543 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,500 Where are we picking up your grandpa? At the retirement home? 544 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:04,125 You cunts. -Grandpa. 545 00:29:04,208 --> 00:29:06,833 Take care. -Enjoy your freedom, brother. 546 00:29:09,125 --> 00:29:11,458 I'm going to miss you. -Yeah, man. 547 00:29:11,541 --> 00:29:12,708 Fuck. 548 00:29:12,791 --> 00:29:16,041 Hey, Grandpa, are they letting you out to die? 549 00:29:16,125 --> 00:29:18,083 Take care, jerks! 550 00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:27,208 So, Weber, did you take a dump yet today, or as you like to call it, 551 00:29:27,291 --> 00:29:28,291 fucked backwards? 552 00:29:28,333 --> 00:29:30,666 I'll keep your favorite cell free for you. 553 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:34,416 Wow. You have grown so big! 554 00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:37,250 A real giant. Awesome! 555 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,875 Oh. That's real nice of you but I... 556 00:29:41,833 --> 00:29:45,458 just spent 14 years inside. I'm not sure I'll be able to get it up right away. 557 00:29:45,541 --> 00:29:47,750 You know, Grandpa, she's not a hooker. 558 00:29:47,833 --> 00:29:50,583 Ah. She's your girlfriend? -No, that's... 559 00:29:50,666 --> 00:29:51,875 Just to fuck, then. 560 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,291 Hello. -Hello. 561 00:29:53,375 --> 00:29:54,375 Nice to meet you. 562 00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:58,000 Boy, how you look, really! 563 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:02,041 Like an Aryan wet dream! 564 00:30:02,125 --> 00:30:05,041 Hitler, that old fairy, would have gone straight for you, I tell ya. 565 00:30:05,125 --> 00:30:08,708 Hey, tell me, what's this shit? 566 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:11,083 What have you done? 567 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:13,500 It's like we're driving down A-rab road. 568 00:30:14,083 --> 00:30:16,541 What's happened? -Grandpa, you can't say that anymore. 569 00:30:16,625 --> 00:30:18,583 Well, do you call them prissy or bitch? 570 00:30:18,666 --> 00:30:20,458 Just call them migrants. 571 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:23,583 I don't see any migrants here, just illegals. 572 00:30:23,666 --> 00:30:26,083 And fairies. Look at this one over here. 573 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:31,791 Hey, sweet cheeks. Bit shy, no? 574 00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:35,166 Do you not want to turn round? Grandma! 575 00:30:35,250 --> 00:30:38,708 We really enjoy watching you die, but can you... 576 00:30:38,791 --> 00:30:40,750 Shut up, man. Shut your mouth right now! 577 00:30:40,833 --> 00:30:42,892 You're not putting on one of your acts, is that clear? 578 00:30:42,916 --> 00:30:46,166 Leave those people alone! You move in with us and find a job. You hear me? 579 00:30:46,250 --> 00:30:48,750 Wow, you're grown into a real man. 580 00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,083 I only ever saw him as pussy-whipped. 581 00:30:52,166 --> 00:30:55,046 And I'll tell you something else, my best friend is an Arab, yeah? 582 00:30:55,125 --> 00:30:57,916 So watch what you say or I'll smash your face in! 583 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,166 Migrants! -Well, violence solves nothing, huh? 584 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,309 Shut up now! -Apart from that, I already have a job. 585 00:31:02,333 --> 00:31:03,250 Excuse me, I... 586 00:31:03,333 --> 00:31:05,083 You have a job? -Yeah. 587 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:10,958 Every single day in the cells for the last two years, me and the brothers... 588 00:31:12,166 --> 00:31:13,250 rapped. 589 00:31:15,750 --> 00:31:17,708 You did what? -Yes, it's a... 590 00:31:17,791 --> 00:31:21,875 Well, one of them said I could take that as a qualification because I'm very good. 591 00:31:21,958 --> 00:31:24,083 You're not a rapper, man! -But I am! 592 00:31:24,166 --> 00:31:26,892 You don't... You have no brothers, man. -I kill all those so-called 593 00:31:26,916 --> 00:31:29,291 gangster rappers. 594 00:31:29,375 --> 00:31:31,375 You're not a rapper, man! You're a grandpa! 595 00:31:31,458 --> 00:31:34,500 So finally behave like a normal grandpa, man! 596 00:31:34,583 --> 00:31:39,083 And now to you! I know who you are. I saw your fucking profile. 597 00:31:39,166 --> 00:31:44,458 Maybe you want a real tough, trashy guy because all those rich softies are boring, 598 00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:48,083 but I only came because I need �?�8.000 for my next fight. Do you get that? 599 00:31:48,166 --> 00:31:50,791 This is no date, girl. I wanted to fleece you and that's it. 600 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:54,500 But, honestly, I've had it with this shit. Now please go. 601 00:31:55,291 --> 00:31:56,291 Okay. 602 00:31:58,083 --> 00:31:59,083 Bye. 603 00:32:01,500 --> 00:32:04,166 Please tell me you're fucking her. -Shut up. 604 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,017 Just as well. They're stupid. 605 00:32:08,041 --> 00:32:10,583 They didn't get that it was the perfect chance to kidnap you. 606 00:32:10,666 --> 00:32:12,250 For a second, I was really scared. 607 00:32:13,166 --> 00:32:15,041 It was really crass. Real trashy. 608 00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,750 He has a CD player in the car. -No! 609 00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,875 Okay, I want that, too. That's mega vintage. 610 00:32:20,958 --> 00:32:21,958 Um... 611 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:26,958 So, two cheese... one crisp... 612 00:32:27,041 --> 00:32:30,208 Two crisps. -Two crisps instead of one. 613 00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:36,250 Look, I invented a new burger. Try it. 614 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:40,958 Water 99% Rendering you infertile 615 00:32:41,041 --> 00:32:42,559 It's just water. You can drink it. 616 00:32:42,583 --> 00:32:45,041 So this Ossi really admitted he only wanted to fleece you. 617 00:32:45,125 --> 00:32:46,684 Did you tell him what he was in for, too? 618 00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:52,041 Hey. The thing... Gab... Gabriella is burning. 619 00:32:52,833 --> 00:32:55,541 Oh, God. -Where's that thing, the... The... 620 00:32:55,625 --> 00:32:57,041 Fire extinguisher. -Yes! 621 00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:59,000 Fuck. Wait... 622 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:03,041 Not that bad. 623 00:33:10,041 --> 00:33:11,916 Welcome to Mannheim. 624 00:33:23,625 --> 00:33:26,416 Hi Isi, we blocked your deposit account and credit cards. 625 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:31,791 You're not getting another cent until you snap out of it. Best wishes, Mom and Dad 626 00:34:15,333 --> 00:34:16,791 Thanks for coming. 627 00:34:18,500 --> 00:34:19,500 Okay. 628 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:24,708 You can't pretend it's normal for a girl like you 629 00:34:24,791 --> 00:34:26,875 to listen to underground music like Jedi Mind Tricks. 630 00:34:36,041 --> 00:34:40,333 What happens if you can't get the money for the fight? If boxing doesn't work out? 631 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:45,041 I've been training for ten years to get there. It will work out. 632 00:34:47,666 --> 00:34:51,458 You wanted to fleece me? Okay. 633 00:34:52,583 --> 00:34:56,041 Congratulations. I'll pay for your fight. 634 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,083 You just need to play along with what I want. 635 00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:08,833 I want us to pretend we are a couple. 636 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:14,958 So my parents will give me something that I need from them. 637 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,958 �?�10.000 if it works out. 638 00:35:23,583 --> 00:35:25,833 Twenty-five. -What? 639 00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:29,041 You said �?�8.000. 640 00:35:30,125 --> 00:35:31,458 Now I say �?�25.000. 641 00:35:32,666 --> 00:35:33,666 My mother has debts. 642 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:36,125 -�?�25.000 and it's a deal. -Okay. 643 00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:41,166 Good. So how's this supposed to work? 644 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:44,166 ...really had to endure it all in Kuwait. -Hi. 645 00:35:44,791 --> 00:35:45,791 Isi! -Isi. 646 00:35:45,875 --> 00:35:49,416 Oh. You remember Volker? -Yes, sure. Great pictures. 647 00:35:50,291 --> 00:35:52,833 I just wanted to let you know that my boyfriend, 648 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:56,916 he's quite into art and will drop in later. I hope that's okay? 649 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,666 Of course. -Great. 650 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:01,875 Your... boyfriend? 651 00:36:01,958 --> 00:36:04,541 Yeah. Well, that's... nice. 652 00:36:05,333 --> 00:36:06,583 Ooh! 653 00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,541 A bit clumsy of you, but everything's fine. 654 00:36:08,625 --> 00:36:09,625 You've... 655 00:36:14,291 --> 00:36:15,875 Uh... -TschA1nni wanted to come, too. 656 00:36:15,958 --> 00:36:18,958 Very artsy here. -Is there any food? 657 00:36:19,041 --> 00:36:20,208 Yes. Over there. 658 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:27,000 Excuse me, Grandpa, this is an emergency. I'm hungry. 659 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:29,875 I'll be right back, Volker. -It's an emergency, sorry. 660 00:36:32,958 --> 00:36:34,916 Are there any fries? -Right. 661 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:37,041 Hmm? 662 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:40,416 Do you get this? Assholes. 663 00:36:41,666 --> 00:36:45,208 Asshole. Asshole. Alien asshole. 664 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,291 Whoa! 665 00:36:48,541 --> 00:36:51,458 That's the biggest asshole I have ever seen in my life. 666 00:36:51,541 --> 00:36:54,166 But is it also the best? I don't know. 667 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:57,625 What do you say? Which asshole do you personally like best? 668 00:36:57,708 --> 00:36:59,875 An interesting interpretation. 669 00:36:59,958 --> 00:37:01,851 Uh, Volker, I'd like to introduce you to somebody. 670 00:37:01,875 --> 00:37:03,000 Just a second. 671 00:37:03,083 --> 00:37:05,666 Is there anything else you find interesting about the paintings? 672 00:37:05,750 --> 00:37:06,583 Absolutely. 673 00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:09,166 This, this, all of this shit. 674 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:10,250 Tell me... 675 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:12,291 What's this? -What's what? 676 00:37:12,791 --> 00:37:15,601 Is this supposed to be funny? Would you like me to pack the whole buffet for you? 677 00:37:15,625 --> 00:37:17,767 Sure, go ahead, dumbass. -I used to paint, too... 678 00:37:17,791 --> 00:37:20,291 Mongo. -...before I grew up, 679 00:37:20,375 --> 00:37:22,500 before I started to work like normal people. 680 00:37:23,750 --> 00:37:27,625 And paid taxes and contributed stuff to society with my work, 681 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:31,041 not such rubbish just because I'm not that impaired and still paint like a big baby. 682 00:37:34,166 --> 00:37:35,000 Is there a problem? 683 00:37:35,083 --> 00:37:36,791 Klaus. Klaus! 684 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,142 Do you have a problem with me? Well? 685 00:37:43,833 --> 00:37:45,101 Okay. I... -You want a fight? 686 00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,875 Let's see if the training was good for something. 687 00:37:49,208 --> 00:37:51,666 Okay, calm down. 688 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,250 Thanks for the invitation. 689 00:38:03,291 --> 00:38:06,375 Hey, I learned a lot about art today. 690 00:38:06,458 --> 00:38:09,416 Well, it should at least... work, I hope. 691 00:38:10,541 --> 00:38:12,750 So we have a deal? -Yes. 692 00:38:13,750 --> 00:38:14,750 Hang on. 693 00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:18,291 Ossi? What's up? -I'll get the money, dumbass. 694 00:38:18,375 --> 00:38:19,208 Arrange the fight! 695 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:20,833 Seriously? -Yes, man! 696 00:38:21,458 --> 00:38:24,267 Where are you getting the money from? -Don't ask. Just arrange the fight. 697 00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:27,666 It was �?�5.000 upfront, right? You'll have it tomorrow. 698 00:38:27,750 --> 00:38:30,375 Sure. Okey-doke. By the way, Ossi, 699 00:38:30,458 --> 00:38:32,583 are you here with your grandpa, too? 700 00:38:32,666 --> 00:38:35,958 Grandpa, huh? -I'm the bouncer at this hip-hop party 701 00:38:36,625 --> 00:38:37,833 and I just saw your grandpa. 702 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,666 Claudia. It's... 703 00:38:46,041 --> 00:38:48,166 It's completely normal, that... 704 00:38:48,250 --> 00:38:50,375 Completely normal, right. 705 00:38:50,458 --> 00:38:52,916 It's normal for a spoiled teenager to go off, 706 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:55,125 take drugs, fuck around and want to become a chef. 707 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:57,208 Completely normal. -I wanted to say that... 708 00:39:00,166 --> 00:39:02,666 It's completely normal that you... 709 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:08,333 That you could be afraid that Isi... like... 710 00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:10,875 Like your... 711 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:19,375 My what? -My life experience is telling me that... 712 00:39:19,458 --> 00:39:22,625 Your life experience is that of a money preserver. 713 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:25,125 You're here to increase your father's money. 714 00:39:25,208 --> 00:39:27,541 Why would you think that you of all people can tell me... 715 00:39:27,625 --> 00:39:31,041 Maybe because I can empathize far better with Isi than you can. 716 00:39:31,791 --> 00:39:37,208 And that's why I think that it would be important for you to tell her... 717 00:39:38,625 --> 00:39:39,708 about it. 718 00:39:42,291 --> 00:39:44,916 You'll sleep in the green room. I've had enough. 719 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:52,791 Get lost. Go home, sleep it off and come back then. 720 00:39:52,875 --> 00:39:55,625 Dumbass, where is he? -No clue. Look for him. 721 00:39:55,708 --> 00:39:57,666 Liar! I've had enough! 722 00:39:57,750 --> 00:40:00,500 It's always the same with you, bitch! -You always... 723 00:40:00,583 --> 00:40:03,416 Stop it right now! You can go home! 724 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:04,666 Stupid bitches! 725 00:40:09,875 --> 00:40:11,309 * Once I get you Out of here * 726 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:12,750 * Everyone will thank me * 727 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:15,916 * Like when the love of your life Was your right hand * 728 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,125 * Then I thought you were just broken * 729 00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:22,083 * Now I know your mother Pays for your toothbrush * 730 00:40:22,166 --> 00:40:24,666 * You know about anal And I'm wondering why * 731 00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:27,750 * You get nailed by truckers Over 100 kilos * 732 00:40:27,833 --> 00:40:30,750 * Something like you * 733 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:34,666 What are you doing here? -Getting my career started. 734 00:40:34,750 --> 00:40:38,041 Your career? They know me here. This is embarrassing, Grandpa. 735 00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:39,958 Did you not see 8 Mile? 736 00:40:42,333 --> 00:40:45,750 No, Grandpa, there's no 8 Mile here. 737 00:40:45,833 --> 00:40:49,041 Stop that. -You're coming with me. I beg you. 738 00:40:49,125 --> 00:40:50,375 Calm down, keep cool. 739 00:40:53,208 --> 00:40:55,041 Make some noise for Papas! 740 00:40:56,333 --> 00:41:00,625 Okay, not bad. And now some noise for Katha Komben! 741 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:03,041 And if it's the last thing you do, 742 00:41:03,125 --> 00:41:04,625 please listen to me, just this once. 743 00:41:04,708 --> 00:41:08,250 And keep your hands in the air for Atomic Dick! 744 00:41:09,958 --> 00:41:11,875 The champion! 745 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:14,916 Along, of course, with Atomic Pussy! 746 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,666 You're not going up there, okay? 747 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,767 All good. 748 00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:20,208 I took note of who you're battling. -Who is it? 749 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:22,291 You're battling against Legende today. 750 00:41:23,083 --> 00:41:25,333 Is Legende here? -Yes. 751 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,250 Legende, come on up if you're here. 752 00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,083 Legende? Where's Legende? -Hey, Legende! 753 00:41:31,166 --> 00:41:33,406 Come up on the stage. Show yourself. You're Legende? 754 00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:37,250 This is battling. You're in the wrong place. You're a rapper? 755 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,934 What do you think? -Can I call you by your first name? 756 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:41,642 I don't know, can you? Or you too fucking stupid? 757 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:43,375 Okay, then. 758 00:41:43,458 --> 00:41:46,458 We were all laughing, but if you're sure. 759 00:41:46,541 --> 00:41:48,916 He starts off and you fill in. -Stop annoying me. 760 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,916 Make way! Give us a beat! 761 00:41:54,083 --> 00:41:55,583 * Yeah, okay! * 762 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:57,750 This is your last meal, sunshine! 763 00:41:57,833 --> 00:41:59,375 * This old fart must be from... * 764 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,250 Hey, dude, chill! 765 00:42:03,333 --> 00:42:07,541 Hey, old fart, are you crazy? -Yeah, okay. I know. 766 00:42:07,625 --> 00:42:09,583 It was an accidental slip. 767 00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:13,916 Hey, don't be a girl. Keep going. 768 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,309 I didn't even feel it, but for that, you should be kicked out. 769 00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,773 Just keep going. -Will we keep going? 770 00:42:18,833 --> 00:42:21,142 Yeah, it's okay. -Turn the beat back on. 771 00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:23,476 Old people sometimes can't control themselves. 772 00:42:23,500 --> 00:42:25,083 We're cool about it. 773 00:42:25,166 --> 00:42:26,333 Okay, try it another way. 774 00:42:27,166 --> 00:42:29,750 * Grandpa seems to have escaped From the retirement home * 775 00:42:29,833 --> 00:42:32,750 * Do you even know what this is? It's called a microphone * 776 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:35,625 * That's how I fuck all my enemies Without a condom * 777 00:42:35,708 --> 00:42:38,791 * Then I jump over them Right onto my throne * 778 00:42:38,875 --> 00:42:41,666 * Are you still listening Is your hearing aid turned on? * 779 00:42:41,750 --> 00:42:43,666 * Read my lips, Grandpa... * 780 00:42:43,750 --> 00:42:44,916 Suck my dick. 781 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,958 * This is Atomic Pussy, my sister She's taking over for me now * 782 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:52,601 * This will be tough What are you doing here at all? * 783 00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:55,583 * Are you not far too old? I gave the retirement home a call * 784 00:42:55,666 --> 00:42:57,184 * They'll come to take you back by force * 785 00:42:59,666 --> 00:43:04,291 Make some noise! 786 00:43:04,375 --> 00:43:07,500 Let's go. -Never. I'm gonna enjoy this. 787 00:43:08,083 --> 00:43:10,250 Legende, Grandpa, you need to start right away. 788 00:43:10,333 --> 00:43:13,583 Can you do your shopping list tomorrow, please. Your turn to rap. 789 00:43:13,666 --> 00:43:15,625 The beat is on. You need to rap now, man. 790 00:43:15,708 --> 00:43:17,958 The beat is on. You need to start now. 791 00:43:18,041 --> 00:43:19,916 Do something! -Your grandpa wants to live. 792 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,833 Get started or you're finished. -Okay. 793 00:43:22,916 --> 00:43:24,500 You got it. -Come on. 794 00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:28,375 Okay, Legende, now is your chance to convince us, dude. 795 00:43:32,541 --> 00:43:35,541 * You call me an old fart And you're absolutely right * 796 00:43:35,625 --> 00:43:38,375 * 'Cause I fucked your granny At the times of Bertolt Brecht * 797 00:43:39,375 --> 00:43:41,625 * In the '60s I was a hippie Fucking other relatives * 798 00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:44,625 * When I was high on acid Even once your uncle at Lake Placid * 799 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,416 * When we met first, brother You were still inside your mother * 800 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:50,833 * And since you've met my cock that often You've ended up as such a cocksucker * 801 00:43:50,916 --> 00:43:53,416 * The Wall came down You were ugly and tiny * 802 00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:56,916 * I slid into the rest Of your damn family * 803 00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,166 * Just your sister, just to be clear I would never touch * 804 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:03,208 * Can't fuck my own child * 805 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,125 Okay, I don't think anyone expected that. 806 00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:13,708 Okay, that wasn't bad. 807 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:17,541 But don't forget who the champ is! Make a wave! 808 00:44:17,625 --> 00:44:19,791 Hey, who is the winner now? 809 00:44:19,875 --> 00:44:22,458 We'll decide in a second round. 810 00:44:22,541 --> 00:44:24,625 First I'm going to have a drink with my grandson. 811 00:44:26,041 --> 00:44:27,250 Hey, but come back! 812 00:44:27,333 --> 00:44:29,291 Where did your good mood vanish to? 813 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,416 Smile a bit. That was such a cool show! 814 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:34,226 Not even the two of us could do that. I would love to have a grandpa like that. 815 00:44:34,250 --> 00:44:37,208 Just give him a chance. He's even getting us beer. 816 00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:39,500 That was so cool, man! What's wrong with you? 817 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:43,250 Bernhard Knecht, who's that? Is that another Hitler or something? 818 00:44:43,333 --> 00:44:45,017 Who exactly is this fucking fairy over here? 819 00:44:45,041 --> 00:44:47,000 They don't say that anymore, they say hipster. 820 00:44:47,083 --> 00:44:49,583 That's TschA1nni. -Hi, TschA1nni. 821 00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:51,041 Hi, Grandpa Ossi. 822 00:44:51,125 --> 00:44:53,333 I got the video from the guy who was filming it. 823 00:44:53,416 --> 00:44:56,250 And a friend of mine, Camilla, has a PR manager. 824 00:44:56,333 --> 00:44:59,250 You have to call him and show him the video. He loves stuff like that. 825 00:44:59,333 --> 00:45:01,541 Stop being so formal. What's this here? 826 00:45:01,625 --> 00:45:04,875 Are they crazy? Those bottles are only half full. Assholes. 827 00:45:04,958 --> 00:45:07,625 PR manager scam! How long have you been rapping for? 828 00:45:07,708 --> 00:45:10,666 It's really cool. That age and... 829 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:13,500 He even reacted spontaneously to the guy. 830 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:15,375 Your grandpa is actually intelligent. 831 00:45:18,125 --> 00:45:19,250 Yeah, right. 832 00:45:20,375 --> 00:45:22,934 Hey, he's been putting down people all his life. He's good at that. 833 00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:25,708 No, he's really clever. -Look. 834 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:28,333 He went to jail for shooting someone in the foot. 835 00:45:28,416 --> 00:45:30,250 He was supposed to get out after four years, 836 00:45:30,333 --> 00:45:32,291 but he hit someone and got another two years. 837 00:45:32,375 --> 00:45:35,125 Then he was out for a week, but couldn't deal with it 838 00:45:35,208 --> 00:45:37,250 and robbed a post bank. Thing is, it wasn't a bank, 839 00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:39,625 just a post office, and he stole fucking stamps. 840 00:45:39,708 --> 00:45:42,583 All in all, he spent 14 years in jail for stupid shit. 841 00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:46,166 Does that sound like an intelligent man to you? 842 00:45:57,166 --> 00:45:59,046 Will you transfer the �?�5.000 to me straightaway? 843 00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,958 Um... 844 00:46:01,791 --> 00:46:03,916 I wanted to talk to you about that. -What? 845 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,208 Thing is, my parents blocked my accounts. -What's this? 846 00:46:07,291 --> 00:46:10,017 Yeah, but we'll manage. My parents... -Hey, are you fucking with me? 847 00:46:10,041 --> 00:46:12,125 I need this money by the day after tomorrow! 848 00:46:12,208 --> 00:46:13,208 We... 849 00:46:13,750 --> 00:46:16,875 We'll go to my place and then... -Then what? 850 00:46:18,041 --> 00:46:19,791 We just need to apply some pressure. 851 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:27,291 This is the only way to get into the house unseen. 852 00:46:31,958 --> 00:46:33,333 Turn on the light. 853 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:36,434 Just turn on the light for a second. 854 00:46:36,458 --> 00:46:39,458 No! -Turn on the light. Just for a second. 855 00:46:45,416 --> 00:46:46,833 Holy fuck! 856 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:52,875 Shut up! 857 00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:55,958 How rich are you? -Not a clue. 858 00:46:56,041 --> 00:46:58,791 Come on, I'll show you something. 859 00:47:04,791 --> 00:47:06,500 Seven thousand. 860 00:47:07,958 --> 00:47:09,458 Eighteen thousand. 861 00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:12,017 Sweet. Just this and we would have no debts. 862 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:14,166 One hundred and fifty-two... 863 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:25,916 Twenty-five thousand, okay? 864 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,958 Something goes wrong, I'll smuggle these out and you'll get your money. 865 00:47:33,041 --> 00:47:34,666 Why does your mother have debts? 866 00:47:36,708 --> 00:47:39,916 We have a gas station. Her debts are �?�14.000. 867 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,291 I owe the bank �?�3.000 for that, too. 868 00:47:42,375 --> 00:47:44,500 You took out a loan for it? -Yes. 869 00:47:45,791 --> 00:47:48,583 No idea. The station is all my mother has. 870 00:47:50,708 --> 00:47:51,833 Whoa. 871 00:47:53,166 --> 00:47:54,666 Antique sex toys. 872 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:00,083 What... I get the dildo, but... 873 00:48:00,666 --> 00:48:01,833 What's this for? 874 00:48:04,916 --> 00:48:06,083 You can try it out. 875 00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:08,750 It's all because of this. 876 00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:13,416 My grandpa invented it with 22. For engines. 877 00:48:14,041 --> 00:48:15,041 Fuck. 878 00:48:16,833 --> 00:48:18,708 All of this for a screw? 879 00:48:21,625 --> 00:48:22,625 Fuck me. 880 00:48:31,166 --> 00:48:32,791 Hey, how big is this here? 881 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,208 Where are your parents? 882 00:48:38,708 --> 00:48:40,791 Yeah, we... We need to 883 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:43,625 get some attention. 884 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:48,958 I don't want to push you into anything. -No. It's all good. 885 00:48:49,041 --> 00:48:52,166 You need your money. We'll just do it. 886 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:55,625 It needs to be authentic, right? -Yes. 887 00:48:57,750 --> 00:49:00,333 Okay, let's practice. -What? 888 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,083 What is it? It was your idea. 889 00:49:04,291 --> 00:49:06,916 Yeah. Okay. 890 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:11,750 So... can you please kiss me really trashy? 891 00:49:11,833 --> 00:49:13,291 Kiss you trashy? -Yes. 892 00:49:14,083 --> 00:49:15,208 Trashy. 893 00:49:16,583 --> 00:49:17,875 Just trashy. 894 00:49:18,958 --> 00:49:20,708 I can only kiss well, sorry. 895 00:49:23,458 --> 00:49:25,833 Wait... -What? 896 00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:29,541 Why are you pushing me like... You... kiss really funny. 897 00:49:30,625 --> 00:49:32,375 I don't kiss funny, okay? 898 00:49:32,875 --> 00:49:35,125 I had a girlfriend before who didn't even like me. 899 00:49:35,208 --> 00:49:37,416 She was just with me 'cause I can kiss so well. 900 00:49:37,500 --> 00:49:40,833 Okay. Congratulations. -Thanks. 901 00:49:40,916 --> 00:49:42,583 Okay, then... 902 00:49:43,708 --> 00:49:46,125 Just push me against the stupid door. -Yeah. 903 00:49:46,208 --> 00:49:47,208 Yeah. 904 00:50:21,833 --> 00:50:24,416 Okay, great, it's working. Great. 905 00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:28,541 Okay. 906 00:50:40,166 --> 00:50:42,833 What... Stop! -What is it? 907 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:43,916 What? -Enough. 908 00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:50,708 What are you doing? -Hey! 909 00:50:51,833 --> 00:50:54,291 Just let me do it. -Just... 910 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:59,125 I can do it myself. Okay, fine. 911 00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:02,958 What are you doing? -I'm taking off my shoes. 912 00:51:10,083 --> 00:51:12,000 Can you do it? Yes? 913 00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,125 This is so crazy. 914 00:51:17,208 --> 00:51:18,928 Is this the craziest thing you've ever done? 915 00:51:20,333 --> 00:51:24,041 I drove backwards into McDrive once. -You drove backwards... 916 00:51:52,958 --> 00:51:54,041 That's enough! 917 00:51:54,625 --> 00:51:56,250 Could you knock? 918 00:51:56,333 --> 00:51:58,833 Enough, Isabelle! -Hey, careful! 919 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:00,625 With a monkey! Give it a rest! 920 00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,583 Ossi and me are a couple. Deal with it. 921 00:52:02,666 --> 00:52:04,833 I can fool myself. -You don't believe it? 922 00:52:05,708 --> 00:52:07,833 Get out! Out of my house! 923 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:09,375 Ossi stays! 924 00:52:09,458 --> 00:52:11,892 Just because you can't understand that two people can fall in love 925 00:52:11,916 --> 00:52:14,208 and be together for this reason. Yes, Dad. 926 00:52:14,291 --> 00:52:18,166 It's true, there are women who are with men because they fell in love with them! 927 00:52:18,250 --> 00:52:20,541 I know that's against your system! Sorry. 928 00:52:22,625 --> 00:52:23,892 I'm sorry! 929 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:25,250 Ossi, nothing happened. 930 00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:27,916 I'm sorry, I just... 931 00:52:29,625 --> 00:52:31,125 I'm moving in with Ossi. -What? 932 00:52:31,208 --> 00:52:32,416 What? 933 00:53:18,625 --> 00:53:19,625 Oh. 934 00:53:20,041 --> 00:53:21,041 Hi, Mom. 935 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:23,333 Mom, this is Isi. 936 00:53:24,250 --> 00:53:25,250 Hello. 937 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,375 Nice to meet you. 938 00:53:30,375 --> 00:53:31,375 Mmm-hmm. 939 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,000 Okay. Here. 940 00:53:42,625 --> 00:53:46,000 The death glare. -My mom is okay. 941 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:47,416 Just forget it. 942 00:53:48,375 --> 00:53:50,750 Okay, you sleep here, I sleep over there. 943 00:53:55,791 --> 00:53:58,750 MESSAGE TO CAMILLA Can I crash at your place? 944 00:53:58,833 --> 00:54:01,916 What do you want from your parents? Money? 945 00:54:06,541 --> 00:54:10,375 They set up a deposit account for me that I'm supposed to get when I'm 25. 946 00:54:10,458 --> 00:54:12,541 But I want it now because... 947 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:16,625 Because I don't want to go to college. 948 00:54:17,291 --> 00:54:18,833 I want to train to be a chef. 949 00:54:21,166 --> 00:54:22,166 Oh, cool. 950 00:54:23,708 --> 00:54:24,708 Yeah, I... 951 00:54:25,916 --> 00:54:29,666 I think I would enjoy that a lot. -It's a mega cool job. 952 00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:32,750 Thanks. 953 00:54:34,875 --> 00:54:37,833 For not laughing at my problems. 954 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:41,833 You're just confirming my theory. 955 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:45,291 That rich people are too stupid to be happy. 956 00:54:45,375 --> 00:54:49,666 Okay. Then explain that. 957 00:54:50,250 --> 00:54:51,666 Why am I not happy? 958 00:54:53,958 --> 00:54:56,375 When you're rich, you can do anything you want. 959 00:54:56,458 --> 00:54:57,934 But you don't because you're impaired. 960 00:54:59,333 --> 00:55:00,541 But I'm doing what I want. 961 00:55:01,791 --> 00:55:03,541 Training to be a chef in New York. 962 00:55:03,625 --> 00:55:07,041 Hey, maybe you can cook something here. But we only have shit. 963 00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,333 No clue if these spices are still good. 964 00:55:22,416 --> 00:55:25,208 Okay. This is a challenge. 965 00:55:28,375 --> 00:55:31,476 All of a sudden, she is standing in front of me and she wasn't just fat. 966 00:55:31,500 --> 00:55:35,375 I swear, she had such a belly, I swear, down to her thighs. 967 00:55:35,458 --> 00:55:38,351 And you congratulate her on her pregnancy without knowing for sure. 968 00:55:38,375 --> 00:55:41,083 You just wanted to annoy her. -No! 969 00:55:41,166 --> 00:55:43,708 She was pregnant! -But I know her. She's fat. 970 00:55:43,791 --> 00:55:47,208 And TschA1nni still only jerks off to you. -Stop it. 971 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:50,041 Okay, I'm now officially gay. 972 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,625 Hi, Grandpa. -What's going on? 973 00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:53,666 Cooking? -Okay, so you're gay now. 974 00:55:53,750 --> 00:55:57,583 A gay rapper. -I was waiting 45 minutes at the optician. 975 00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,833 Then he called a lesbian first. -Stop talking shit. 976 00:56:00,916 --> 00:56:05,458 If you need to be gay in order to get served, then I'm gay. 977 00:56:05,541 --> 00:56:07,875 Maybe they just thought you are homeless. 978 00:56:07,958 --> 00:56:09,559 You weren't there. 979 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:12,625 By the way, the PR jerk thought my video was really cool. 980 00:56:12,708 --> 00:56:15,166 He had seen it before, on the Internet or something. 981 00:56:15,250 --> 00:56:16,791 Really? Cool. 982 00:56:24,125 --> 00:56:26,125 I've just spent 14 years in jail... 983 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:30,708 and this is by far the ugliest dinner I've ever seen. 984 00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:32,583 Try it first. 985 00:56:43,875 --> 00:56:44,875 It's actually tasty. 986 00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:47,500 Somehow it is. -Mmm. 987 00:56:47,583 --> 00:56:49,833 That shit isn't bad. -How did you do that? 988 00:56:50,333 --> 00:56:52,666 Really nice. 989 00:56:52,750 --> 00:56:53,833 Thanks. 990 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,416 Mm. Is there any more? 991 00:56:58,166 --> 00:56:59,000 Sure. 992 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:00,083 Mmm. 993 00:57:01,333 --> 00:57:02,333 Mmm. 994 00:57:18,875 --> 00:57:21,250 DAD 3 MISSED CALLS 995 00:58:12,250 --> 00:58:13,500 Good night. 996 00:58:15,666 --> 00:58:18,625 Good night, Camilla and Isi. 997 00:58:23,458 --> 00:58:27,083 The granny of a friend died last night. I didn't want to wake you. 998 00:58:27,166 --> 00:58:28,333 Shit. 999 00:58:28,416 --> 00:58:29,791 Emotional support, huh? 1000 00:58:30,833 --> 00:58:32,750 Do you always eat your Nutella with a roll? 1001 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,000 Sometimes. 1002 00:58:34,083 --> 00:58:35,083 Did you enjoy it? 1003 00:58:35,166 --> 00:58:36,166 Mmm? 1004 00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,333 Hmm? -I noticed something. 1005 00:58:40,958 --> 00:58:42,208 You're an asshole. 1006 00:58:43,125 --> 00:58:44,666 It's true. 1007 00:58:45,333 --> 00:58:46,666 You're totally unfriendly. 1008 00:58:47,458 --> 00:58:50,000 You don't say "enjoy your meal" or "cheers" 1009 00:58:50,083 --> 00:58:52,333 or "bless you" when someone sneezes. 1010 00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,833 I thought the rich were at least friendly. 1011 00:58:55,500 --> 00:58:58,500 She didn't even notice I didn't reply. She doesn't care. 1012 00:58:58,583 --> 00:59:02,208 So, you're an asshole because you assume others are, too. 1013 00:59:02,291 --> 00:59:04,583 I can't say things like that. I never could. 1014 00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:10,041 Why do you say "enjoy your meal", huh? "Enjoy your meal"? 1015 00:59:10,708 --> 00:59:14,916 The worst is when my parents have wine in the evening and clink glasses and go, 1016 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:18,041 "A? votre sant�." 1017 00:59:18,125 --> 00:59:19,517 Total jerks. -Seriously. 1018 00:59:19,541 --> 00:59:20,458 Oh, my god. Such jerks. 1019 00:59:20,541 --> 00:59:22,017 And when someone sneezes, I'd like to say, 1020 00:59:22,041 --> 00:59:23,791 "Sneeze less loudly. That's gross." 1021 00:59:23,875 --> 00:59:28,041 Because people just say it without meaning it. 1022 00:59:28,125 --> 00:59:29,916 Yeah, maybe. 1023 00:59:31,583 --> 00:59:34,583 I can count letters. -I don't get that transition. 1024 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:37,625 You say something weird, then I say something weird. 1025 00:59:37,708 --> 00:59:39,101 And what does "counting letters" mean? 1026 00:59:39,125 --> 00:59:41,500 Say a word. -Word. 1027 00:59:41,583 --> 00:59:45,458 No, a long word. -Declaration. 1028 00:59:46,625 --> 00:59:48,333 Eleven. -What? Letters? 1029 00:59:48,416 --> 00:59:49,416 Mmm-hmm. 1030 00:59:50,541 --> 00:59:54,500 Um... Discontinuity. -It needs to be a word I know. 1031 00:59:56,416 --> 00:59:58,041 Apple-juice-tree. 1032 00:59:59,833 --> 01:00:04,208 Fourteen. What's that supposed to be? -Peanut-butter-resistant. 1033 01:00:04,750 --> 01:00:06,625 Peanut with two Ts? -No, with one. 1034 01:00:07,458 --> 01:00:08,666 Twenty-one. 1035 01:00:16,041 --> 01:00:19,125 No clue. I just can. It's like a compulsion. 1036 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:23,041 There was this damn show, what was it called? 1037 01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:25,291 Wanna Bet? -Yes, exactly. 1038 01:00:25,375 --> 01:00:27,791 Right. As a child, I wanted to go there. 1039 01:00:28,500 --> 01:00:30,541 What else would that shit be good for? 1040 01:00:34,291 --> 01:00:35,291 What? 1041 01:00:37,083 --> 01:00:38,625 You're taking after your grandpa. 1042 01:00:39,125 --> 01:00:41,041 Mmm. Mmm. 1043 01:00:41,666 --> 01:00:45,625 I'm now also very intelligent? -Well... 1044 01:00:46,708 --> 01:00:49,208 If you or your grandpa had grown up like me... 1045 01:00:49,916 --> 01:00:51,625 with all the fucking money, 1046 01:00:52,250 --> 01:00:56,416 the school, the support, then, I don't know, 1047 01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:59,750 you would study astrophysics and not do this shit. 1048 01:01:00,458 --> 01:01:03,083 What shit? I don't do shit, I box. 1049 01:01:03,666 --> 01:01:06,375 I'll show you how I do shit. Come on. 1050 01:01:06,958 --> 01:01:09,458 They mentioned us in Manager Magazin. 1051 01:01:09,541 --> 01:01:12,291 Among the 50 richest families in Germany. 1052 01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:15,791 We can't let them get away with this. It'll be a hefty lawsuit. 1053 01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:19,166 Centered, it needs to be centered. -I already have the lawyers here. 1054 01:01:19,250 --> 01:01:22,583 Now, of all times, while Isi is with that trashy guy in Mannheim, 1055 01:01:22,666 --> 01:01:24,916 practically a sitting duck for kidnappers. 1056 01:01:25,000 --> 01:01:27,833 Manfred, it's really funny. We miscalculated a little. 1057 01:01:27,916 --> 01:01:31,083 You have around 27 million more than the last estimate. 1058 01:01:31,166 --> 01:01:32,708 You're not supposed to make us richer, 1059 01:01:32,791 --> 01:01:35,552 you're supposed to pretend we're just normal boring multimillionaires. 1060 01:01:35,708 --> 01:01:36,791 Christ! 1061 01:01:36,875 --> 01:01:38,208 Manfred. -Sorry. 1062 01:01:38,291 --> 01:01:41,166 You want to give her �?�3.000 a month? 1063 01:01:41,250 --> 01:01:43,291 Yes, if she goes to college. 1064 01:01:43,375 --> 01:01:46,041 Plus the best cooking class 1065 01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:48,541 available near the college. Can't hurt, right? 1066 01:01:48,625 --> 01:01:50,250 Maybe that will make her see sense. 1067 01:01:50,333 --> 01:01:53,875 Right, left, very good. Great! 1068 01:01:53,958 --> 01:01:55,958 Your cover, where's your cover? 1069 01:01:57,291 --> 01:01:58,875 Well done! 1070 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:04,250 Too skippy. -Okay. Very good. 1071 01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:07,416 That'll make you sick. 1072 01:02:07,500 --> 01:02:10,041 What did he say? -Not a clue. 1073 01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:11,875 Double trouble, bitches! 1074 01:02:17,541 --> 01:02:18,916 Right, okay. 1075 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:22,430 I think I should do some serious training. 1076 01:02:22,458 --> 01:02:25,166 Ossi! You need to go to the gas station sooner. 1077 01:02:25,250 --> 01:02:28,416 I need to drop into the workshop for the electric pump. 1078 01:02:28,500 --> 01:02:30,916 I haven't trained properly yet. I can't go. 1079 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,291 Sorry, but it can't be helped. It's important. 1080 01:02:35,458 --> 01:02:36,625 Hello? 1081 01:02:37,875 --> 01:02:39,833 Is there anything else, young man? 1082 01:02:42,208 --> 01:02:44,583 Right. No worries. 1083 01:02:47,208 --> 01:02:49,166 You work there? -Part-time. 1084 01:02:50,333 --> 01:02:52,916 And that's not a problem for becoming a pro? 1085 01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:55,875 I have to. -Party tonight. 1086 01:02:56,416 --> 01:02:57,416 Right? 1087 01:02:58,833 --> 01:03:01,083 You come, too, Isi. Party tonight. 1088 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:03,184 You just want me to pay for everything, but I don't have anything. 1089 01:03:03,208 --> 01:03:04,476 In Mannheim, you don't need money to party. 1090 01:03:04,500 --> 01:03:07,416 Sorry, the rich don't know how to party. 1091 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,791 Of course I do. -Then join us tonight. 1092 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:12,083 And no ten hours of beauty sleep. 1093 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:13,833 DAD 1094 01:03:17,791 --> 01:03:18,833 Isi? 1095 01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:24,041 She declined my call. I'll ring Klaus. 1096 01:03:24,916 --> 01:03:26,166 Turn that shit off. 1097 01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,958 Just the canister today. 1098 01:03:28,958 --> 01:03:30,125 Keep the change. 1099 01:03:31,083 --> 01:03:32,166 Ciao. 1100 01:03:53,916 --> 01:03:55,916 ALL FILL UP AT BETTY'S 1101 01:04:01,458 --> 01:04:02,458 Ossi! 1102 01:04:02,875 --> 01:04:05,958 What are you doing? We're open for another 20 minutes. 1103 01:04:06,041 --> 01:04:08,791 There's nobody coming, anyway. I need to go. I'm meeting people. 1104 01:04:08,875 --> 01:04:12,041 Rubbish, open up! I wanted to show Grandpa the station. 1105 01:04:12,958 --> 01:04:16,708 Hey! -"All fill up at Betty's", great. 1106 01:04:18,875 --> 01:04:20,083 Yeah. 1107 01:04:20,833 --> 01:04:22,916 This shit is not that bad. 1108 01:04:24,083 --> 01:04:27,375 And that's where the electric pump will go. 1109 01:04:27,458 --> 01:04:30,625 Right. Sci-Fi. They can charge their Internet there, too, huh? 1110 01:04:31,958 --> 01:04:32,958 Yeah. 1111 01:04:33,375 --> 01:04:36,791 You really have built something here, my daughter. Business. 1112 01:04:36,875 --> 01:04:38,958 Clink, clink. And the money rolls in. 1113 01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:42,416 Really cool. -You can stay. I'm off. 1114 01:04:42,500 --> 01:04:44,625 Wait, Oscar. Where's the party? 1115 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:48,416 Nowhere for you, man. -Come on, there's something to celebrate. 1116 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:51,125 I got a record deal! 1117 01:04:51,208 --> 01:04:55,583 Don't talk shit, man. -No shit. A record deal and a producer. 1118 01:04:57,041 --> 01:04:58,833 Yes, I have a record deal. 1119 01:04:59,958 --> 01:05:02,583 Seriously? -Where's the party? 1120 01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:33,000 Shots. Shots, man. 1121 01:05:33,666 --> 01:05:34,866 Can we have shots? 1122 01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:50,833 Hey! 1123 01:05:50,916 --> 01:05:52,916 Are you happy? -What? 1124 01:05:53,000 --> 01:05:54,750 Are you happy? -Yes. 1125 01:05:54,833 --> 01:05:58,625 See that woman there? She gave me her number. 1126 01:05:58,708 --> 01:06:00,541 I'll send her a dick pic. -Hey! 1127 01:06:00,625 --> 01:06:02,125 Are you crazy? Stop it! 1128 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:04,166 Hey! Hey! 1129 01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:09,500 Look at me when I'm talking to you. A dick pic is an honest thing. 1130 01:06:09,583 --> 01:06:13,208 You know why? She'll know what she gets. 1131 01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,583 What does your father do? 1132 01:06:15,666 --> 01:06:17,416 Construction. -And your mother? 1133 01:06:18,291 --> 01:06:21,708 Don't ask about my mother while I'm sending a pic of my dick! 1134 01:06:21,791 --> 01:06:24,916 What does your mom do? What's her name? Do you like your mom? 1135 01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,000 Shut up and pay attention to her reaction. 1136 01:06:28,083 --> 01:06:30,642 You'll learn something. -You're lucky if she doesn't report you. 1137 01:06:30,666 --> 01:06:31,916 Just wait. 1138 01:06:37,250 --> 01:06:38,750 MOM PHOTO SENT 1139 01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:45,875 Don't talk about my mom! -But you can see whether she's seen it! 1140 01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:48,166 My mom has no fucking WhatsApp. That was an MMS. 1141 01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:51,791 Are you worried she might see your dick or that she'll send you a pic back? 1142 01:06:57,416 --> 01:07:00,083 Is he there? -There he is. TschA1nni! 1143 01:07:00,166 --> 01:07:01,833 TschA1nni, man! Hey! 1144 01:07:01,916 --> 01:07:03,708 Check on the table. 1145 01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:05,125 On the table, man! 1146 01:07:05,750 --> 01:07:07,875 Table, man! Table! 1147 01:07:07,958 --> 01:07:11,000 Turn round! 1148 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,791 Now she is there. Oh, fuck. 1149 01:07:14,791 --> 01:07:16,541 Oh, oh, oh. 1150 01:07:17,458 --> 01:07:18,583 Oh, boy. 1151 01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:22,958 Run! -She's seen it! 1152 01:07:57,250 --> 01:08:00,333 Well, there's that really awesome boxing management in Frankfurt. 1153 01:08:00,416 --> 01:08:01,666 Then you have to go there. 1154 01:08:01,750 --> 01:08:03,708 Not possible. 1155 01:08:03,791 --> 01:08:06,625 Ossi, do you believe in your talent? 1156 01:08:06,708 --> 01:08:09,958 Do you really seriously believe in your talent? 1157 01:08:10,041 --> 01:08:13,083 Then you have... You can't always stay in that gas station. 1158 01:08:13,166 --> 01:08:14,875 Why are you so interested in this? 1159 01:08:14,958 --> 01:08:18,291 I have fans in Mannheim. That's a good foundation, isn't it? 1160 01:08:18,375 --> 01:08:20,750 Why... What do you want from me? 1161 01:08:24,541 --> 01:08:26,625 Nothing will come of us. We might as well make out. 1162 01:08:33,500 --> 01:08:37,666 She knows Klaus is filming here. Come on, this is staged. 1163 01:09:20,458 --> 01:09:22,916 Okay? -Fuck. Please. 1164 01:09:25,708 --> 01:09:27,958 Where are my fucking spices? 1165 01:09:28,041 --> 01:09:31,041 Have you lost it? What's wrong with you? 1166 01:09:31,125 --> 01:09:34,416 Mom! -Do you know what time it is? It's late. 1167 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:36,083 Are you drunk? -Mmm-mmm. 1168 01:09:36,166 --> 01:09:38,326 If you're not up to the mark tomorrow, I'm telling you, 1169 01:09:38,375 --> 01:09:41,375 you'll be at the station. I don't care if you're having a bad day. 1170 01:09:41,458 --> 01:09:44,333 Give me a kiss. -You stink, asshole. 1171 01:09:44,416 --> 01:09:47,000 Isabella, why did you take your T-shirt off? 1172 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:50,750 Because I'm warm. What a stupid question. 1173 01:09:50,833 --> 01:09:52,625 I don't think your mom likes me. 1174 01:09:52,708 --> 01:09:56,666 My mom loves you but she has a problem with Illuminati. 1175 01:09:56,750 --> 01:09:58,500 I'm no Illuminati. 1176 01:09:58,583 --> 01:10:01,208 All millionaires are Illuminati, bitch. 1177 01:10:01,291 --> 01:10:06,750 No. You're just jealous we're rich and you're not. Go cry. 1178 01:10:06,833 --> 01:10:10,583 And actually, we're billionaires, bitches. 1179 01:10:10,666 --> 01:10:13,708 Fuck, man! 1180 01:10:17,416 --> 01:10:19,291 What did you do to me? 1181 01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:21,166 Hmm? 1182 01:10:22,291 --> 01:10:25,208 What did you do to me? I was never... 1183 01:10:25,708 --> 01:10:27,625 drunk. -Yeah, right. 1184 01:10:57,833 --> 01:11:02,791 We used to have a picture like that in my parents' bedroom. 1185 01:11:05,041 --> 01:11:06,458 They were lying there like this. 1186 01:11:10,250 --> 01:11:11,791 So close and cuddling. 1187 01:11:15,625 --> 01:11:17,833 As a child, I thought that was weird. 1188 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,125 I thought... 1189 01:11:21,166 --> 01:11:22,500 something was wrong. 1190 01:11:23,750 --> 01:11:25,166 Why are they lying there like that? 1191 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:28,708 They never do that otherwise. 1192 01:11:34,375 --> 01:11:36,333 It was so strange. 1193 01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:10,750 Hey. Wake up. 1194 01:13:12,375 --> 01:13:13,375 Hello. 1195 01:13:22,458 --> 01:13:23,750 Your parents are here. 1196 01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:39,666 Yes? 1197 01:13:43,666 --> 01:13:45,416 Okay. Isi, you win. 1198 01:13:46,875 --> 01:13:48,291 Please come home with us now. 1199 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,541 You'll get your deposit account, all of the money. 1200 01:13:54,333 --> 01:13:55,416 No more provocations. 1201 01:13:57,625 --> 01:14:00,875 Understood? Good, get your things. 1202 01:14:01,458 --> 01:14:02,458 Right, okay. 1203 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:04,083 Um... 1204 01:14:04,166 --> 01:14:06,791 I need to go to work first. I should be fair 1205 01:14:06,875 --> 01:14:09,101 and stay on for a few days, until they find someone else. 1206 01:14:10,041 --> 01:14:11,750 Okay, yeah. That's fine. 1207 01:14:13,375 --> 01:14:15,666 But this... is over. 1208 01:14:15,750 --> 01:14:17,791 Tell me that this is over. 1209 01:14:19,833 --> 01:14:22,166 Yeah, sure. 1210 01:14:27,041 --> 01:14:28,041 Fine. 1211 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:32,000 Well, then... -Then... 1212 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:55,083 MONEY TRANSFER 1213 01:14:58,041 --> 01:15:01,250 Okay. It's working again. I've transferred it to you. 1214 01:15:10,166 --> 01:15:11,500 Ossi. 1215 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:13,750 Um... 1216 01:15:14,375 --> 01:15:16,791 Are you really sure you don't want... 1217 01:15:17,708 --> 01:15:19,958 to use the money for your career? 1218 01:15:21,708 --> 01:15:23,416 Is this your last advice before you go? 1219 01:15:26,041 --> 01:15:27,041 Hmm? 1220 01:15:28,708 --> 01:15:29,541 Forget it. 1221 01:15:29,625 --> 01:15:32,416 What's the billionaire's suggestion of how I should invest my money? 1222 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:35,416 Did you just seriously suggest I abandon my mom? 1223 01:15:36,291 --> 01:15:38,166 Ossi, you've already incurred debts for her. 1224 01:15:38,250 --> 01:15:42,750 You're not used to that, right? A family sticking together to make ends meet. 1225 01:15:48,666 --> 01:15:49,875 Forget what I said. 1226 01:15:50,458 --> 01:15:53,250 Okay. Will you leave or... 1227 01:15:53,333 --> 01:15:54,791 Why are you so aggressive? 1228 01:15:55,708 --> 01:15:57,416 Because I'm sick of it, okay? 1229 01:15:59,041 --> 01:16:01,125 I'm sick of people like you. 1230 01:16:02,916 --> 01:16:06,333 You have no idea what it means to my mom, who never had anything, 1231 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:10,000 and had such a father, who had to raise me on her own, 1232 01:16:10,083 --> 01:16:11,643 what it means to her to have something. 1233 01:16:12,250 --> 01:16:14,458 But to arrive here and fucking... 1234 01:16:22,666 --> 01:16:25,625 I'm sorry for what I said. 1235 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:28,875 Bye. 1236 01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:32,166 Okay, um... 1237 01:16:33,333 --> 01:16:35,416 We don't have to... -Hey, no issues. 1238 01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:38,625 You have your money, I have mine. Everybody's happy. 1239 01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:40,416 Enjoy New York. 1240 01:16:42,875 --> 01:16:43,875 Bye. 1241 01:17:32,458 --> 01:17:33,500 Watch out! 1242 01:17:36,708 --> 01:17:37,875 Are you okay? 1243 01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:42,500 Marf. Marf! 1244 01:17:43,500 --> 01:17:45,125 How much longer do you want to wait? 1245 01:17:46,250 --> 01:17:47,958 Until Gabriella kills someone? 1246 01:17:50,458 --> 01:17:52,291 Hey, did you call me? 1247 01:17:52,875 --> 01:17:55,916 Yeah... Gabriella, get changed. 1248 01:17:56,458 --> 01:17:57,916 You're fired. 1249 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,166 Well? Now like this. 1250 01:18:15,333 --> 01:18:17,166 Now duck in. 1251 01:18:18,333 --> 01:18:22,208 Now what's this? Show some moves! Step on it! Go on! 1252 01:18:22,291 --> 01:18:25,958 Properly! Proper hits! Are you asleep? What are you doing? 1253 01:18:26,041 --> 01:18:27,916 Come on, three undercuts! Come on! 1254 01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:34,000 Ossi, Vukovic will beat you to a pulp! 1255 01:18:34,083 --> 01:18:35,541 What's wrong with you? 1256 01:19:01,166 --> 01:19:04,000 The deposit account has been closed. You have access to the money now. 1257 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,555 You make your own decisions now. 1258 01:19:09,458 --> 01:19:11,625 And I hope you'll act responsibly. 1259 01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:17,875 LOG IN 1260 01:19:20,708 --> 01:19:22,333 OVERVIEW OF FINANCES 1261 01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:44,375 AGGREGATE BALANCE 1262 01:19:44,458 --> 01:19:45,875 ANONYMOUS DONATION 1263 01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:03,916 MONEY TRANSFERRED 1264 01:20:08,208 --> 01:20:11,250 LEGENDE -FOREIGNERS EVERYWHERE 1265 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:18,125 Oh. They're everywhere! 1266 01:20:18,208 --> 01:20:21,458 * Was I really in jail Or just sitting in long-distance traffic * 1267 01:20:21,541 --> 01:20:24,458 * I don't recognize anything As if I was in Cambodia * 1268 01:20:24,541 --> 01:20:25,375 FOREIGNERS 1269 01:20:25,458 --> 01:20:27,833 * Foreigners, foreigners, such shit * 1270 01:20:27,916 --> 01:20:31,208 * I feel like I'm on a world trip In my own country * 1271 01:20:31,291 --> 01:20:32,291 * That guy is nice * 1272 01:20:32,375 --> 01:20:33,208 * Holidays just around the corner * 1273 01:20:33,291 --> 01:20:35,750 * Camel jockeys are migrants * 1274 01:20:35,833 --> 01:20:37,250 * No matter what color * 1275 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:40,750 * Legende will fuck your aunts Holidays just around the corner * 1276 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:45,541 * Camel jockeys are migrants No matter what color * 1277 01:21:40,458 --> 01:21:42,125 Two point eight million. 1278 01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:44,458 Yes? Happy? 1279 01:21:47,208 --> 01:21:48,875 There's mold in Ossi's room. 1280 01:21:48,958 --> 01:21:51,333 His grandpa is a criminal. 1281 01:21:51,416 --> 01:21:54,541 His mom hates me, probably because she's a disaster herself. 1282 01:21:55,166 --> 01:21:57,833 I... I could never... 1283 01:21:57,916 --> 01:22:00,791 never ever be with someone like Ossi. 1284 01:22:04,250 --> 01:22:06,916 Why do I miss him? -It's your hormones. 1285 01:22:07,666 --> 01:22:11,250 Or an emotionally triggered metabolic misfunction of your brain. 1286 01:22:11,916 --> 01:22:14,250 It's also called being in love. It happens, 1287 01:22:14,333 --> 01:22:15,453 and it also goes away again. 1288 01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,708 Yeah, you're right. 1289 01:22:18,791 --> 01:22:19,875 Of course I'm right. 1290 01:22:19,958 --> 01:22:21,625 I hope it's gone by tomorrow. 1291 01:22:21,708 --> 01:22:24,750 I need to forget about him quickly. This is no good. 1292 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:30,583 Good night. 1293 01:22:32,500 --> 01:22:34,291 Good night, Camilla. 1294 01:22:44,625 --> 01:22:48,291 * Fifteen years of experience Quotes on the walls * 1295 01:22:48,375 --> 01:22:51,208 * You, you're barely 15 Me, I'm Legende * 1296 01:22:51,291 --> 01:22:54,333 * Turned gray through jail Scars on my hands * 1297 01:22:54,416 --> 01:22:57,416 * I'm fucking all your superheroes Me, I'm Legende * 1298 01:22:57,500 --> 01:23:00,750 * Behind me, me, me The fucking grim reaper is waiting * 1299 01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:02,625 * But no one can extinguish me * 1300 01:23:02,708 --> 01:23:06,083 This is all very well, but it's too noisy. 1301 01:23:15,875 --> 01:23:18,416 Really. This won't do. 1302 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,875 You're my boy. You think I'll let you enter the ring like this? 1303 01:23:22,666 --> 01:23:25,583 It's all good. -It's all shit, Ossi. 1304 01:23:25,666 --> 01:23:28,666 Casanova was no boxer. Do you know why? 1305 01:23:29,500 --> 01:23:31,333 When the heart beats, the fist won't hit. 1306 01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:33,625 Old boxing wisdom. 1307 01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:36,375 Guys, hold onto your girls! 1308 01:23:36,458 --> 01:23:38,916 Here comes the king! 1309 01:23:39,458 --> 01:23:41,000 Hey! 1310 01:23:41,083 --> 01:23:42,416 Oh! Wrong way around. 1311 01:23:42,500 --> 01:23:45,333 Two things do not belong into the ring. Girls... 1312 01:23:46,083 --> 01:23:49,125 and Heidelberg. -Oscar! 1313 01:23:50,875 --> 01:23:53,625 I'm an Internet star. -I don't give a fuck. 1314 01:23:53,708 --> 01:23:55,625 Hey, I signed! 1315 01:23:55,708 --> 01:23:56,958 On the Internet, I mean... 1316 01:23:57,041 --> 01:24:00,291 Internet and... label. 1317 01:24:00,375 --> 01:24:04,791 They set up an account for me with �?�30.000 in it. 1318 01:24:04,875 --> 01:24:06,250 You know what that means? 1319 01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:19,833 Here. I'm paying for the fight myself. 1320 01:24:21,750 --> 01:24:24,291 My grandpa is sponsoring me. I don't want your money. 1321 01:24:24,375 --> 01:24:27,333 Ossi, it's your money. -I don't want your damn money. 1322 01:24:28,666 --> 01:24:30,750 There's no reason to shit on me like that, okay? 1323 01:24:30,833 --> 01:24:34,500 I have always been honest with you. -Honest with me? 1324 01:24:34,583 --> 01:24:36,250 You were going to fleece me, remember? 1325 01:24:36,333 --> 01:24:38,083 God, yeah, as if that would have hurt you, 1326 01:24:38,166 --> 01:24:39,750 a few thousand less. 1327 01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:43,583 So I'm a bad person now for giving you money to help me? 1328 01:24:43,666 --> 01:24:46,750 But it's completely fine when you hurt my feel... 1329 01:24:48,750 --> 01:24:51,791 Hurt your feelings? What? 1330 01:24:51,875 --> 01:24:54,250 I'm laughing my head off. What feelings? -Yeah, right. 1331 01:24:54,333 --> 01:24:57,125 Rich people like me don't have feelings. 1332 01:24:57,208 --> 01:25:01,125 They're just for poor, trashy Ossis like you. You had such a hard life. 1333 01:25:01,208 --> 01:25:05,916 You know what? I don't want to talk to you at all. Glad this shit is over. 1334 01:25:06,416 --> 01:25:07,250 Guess how I feel. 1335 01:25:07,333 --> 01:25:10,791 I had to change my sheets to get that stench out of my room. 1336 01:25:10,875 --> 01:25:12,250 What? 1337 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:15,250 Yeah, that's right. You're a bit smelly! 1338 01:25:15,333 --> 01:25:18,708 I had to wash it all at 90 degrees, along with my sports gear. 1339 01:25:18,791 --> 01:25:22,250 Boy, Ossi! You live in stench! 1340 01:25:22,791 --> 01:25:25,458 Did you never notice the moldy spot in your room 1341 01:25:25,541 --> 01:25:28,000 that's so disgusting? Why does no one clean that? 1342 01:25:28,083 --> 01:25:30,250 What's your mom doing all day? 1343 01:25:36,666 --> 01:25:38,416 Fuck you, Isi! -Fuck you! 1344 01:25:38,500 --> 01:25:41,583 You know what? You're pathetic and unhappy, 1345 01:25:41,666 --> 01:25:44,583 and you'll stay like that your whole fucking life! 1346 01:25:44,666 --> 01:25:48,083 Yeah, right, and you'll be happy at your gas station job? 1347 01:25:48,166 --> 01:25:51,166 You do realize you will lose the fight against that Jukovic? 1348 01:25:51,875 --> 01:25:52,708 Vukovic! 1349 01:25:52,791 --> 01:25:56,041 You don't even understand your own fucking coach! 1350 01:25:56,125 --> 01:25:57,708 Yes, fuck off! 1351 01:26:10,083 --> 01:26:11,643 You were eavesdropping? 1352 01:26:15,250 --> 01:26:18,208 Isi, honey, what you're going through with the boy right now is... 1353 01:26:18,958 --> 01:26:20,791 Are you seriously giving me advice about men? 1354 01:26:20,875 --> 01:26:22,583 Isi, calm down. 1355 01:26:22,666 --> 01:26:26,458 No, tell me, how does that work? How do I find a real man, a real rich one? 1356 01:26:27,000 --> 01:26:28,916 Are there special ads you can run? 1357 01:26:29,750 --> 01:26:31,958 How did you find dad? -Isi! 1358 01:26:32,041 --> 01:26:33,458 Let's assume I'm like you. 1359 01:26:33,541 --> 01:26:35,833 I'm looking for a really rich guy? 1360 01:26:36,541 --> 01:26:39,833 I don't have to change my name, at least. Was that enough back then? 1361 01:26:39,916 --> 01:26:44,000 To change your name to sound aristocratic because the rich marry among themselves? 1362 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:45,833 Okay, Isi, enough. 1363 01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:49,478 Or did you have to get pregnant first? 1364 01:26:55,791 --> 01:26:57,916 You were pregnant at the wedding. 1365 01:27:01,958 --> 01:27:03,875 Was I your System D to get rich? 1366 01:27:07,000 --> 01:27:08,125 No. 1367 01:27:14,083 --> 01:27:18,125 Your life is a fucking lie. 1368 01:27:28,208 --> 01:27:29,208 Jab. 1369 01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:34,291 Two double hooks. One left, two rights. 1370 01:27:35,958 --> 01:27:38,541 Again! Give it to him! 1371 01:27:38,625 --> 01:27:40,291 Again! That's it! 1372 01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:42,583 Give it to him! 1373 01:27:42,666 --> 01:27:43,875 Come on! 1374 01:27:43,958 --> 01:27:48,625 Give it to the fatso! Go on! 1375 01:27:48,708 --> 01:27:49,791 Fuck! 1376 01:27:49,875 --> 01:27:51,166 Cunt! 1377 01:28:36,875 --> 01:28:38,833 This is your grandmother. 1378 01:28:38,916 --> 01:28:41,541 It's the only photo I kept of her. 1379 01:28:45,541 --> 01:28:47,833 It was not a lie that she died young. 1380 01:28:50,541 --> 01:28:52,958 The photo was taken when I was two. 1381 01:28:56,500 --> 01:28:59,500 She locked me in the car so she could party. 1382 01:29:06,166 --> 01:29:09,458 The police came only after a few hours and rescued me. 1383 01:29:11,833 --> 01:29:14,000 I kept this photo... 1384 01:29:14,708 --> 01:29:19,291 so it would always remind me where I came from. 1385 01:29:19,375 --> 01:29:23,541 And why I changed my name. 1386 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:27,416 We have something in common. 1387 01:29:31,125 --> 01:29:33,833 Neither of us want to be like our mothers. 1388 01:29:45,875 --> 01:29:46,875 I'm sorry. 1389 01:30:05,166 --> 01:30:10,083 CAMILLA You might be interested in this 1390 01:30:16,375 --> 01:30:19,791 She has a problem with Illuminati. -I'm no Illuminati. 1391 01:30:19,875 --> 01:30:22,541 All millionaires are Illuminati, bitch. 1392 01:30:23,125 --> 01:30:25,458 No. You're just jealous we're rich and you're not. Go cry. 1393 01:30:26,208 --> 01:30:30,708 And actually, we're billionaires, bitches. 1394 01:30:40,125 --> 01:30:43,166 DRUNK BILLIONAIRE 1395 01:30:45,333 --> 01:30:46,458 Jerk. 1396 01:30:51,625 --> 01:30:53,833 YANNIS V 1397 01:30:54,625 --> 01:30:56,125 MANAGEMENT YANNIS VUKOVIC 1398 01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:06,958 Ossi. All debts are paid. It's over. 1399 01:31:07,458 --> 01:31:09,166 We're up and running! 1400 01:31:11,291 --> 01:31:13,458 Hello? Can you be happy? 1401 01:31:17,250 --> 01:31:18,250 Yes? 1402 01:31:19,875 --> 01:31:22,250 What? Dumbass... 1403 01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:27,000 What? How... Backed out? 1404 01:31:28,083 --> 01:31:30,125 Not again, man. 1405 01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:31,666 Man, dumbass! 1406 01:31:34,333 --> 01:31:35,666 Fuck, man! 1407 01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,583 Fuck! 1408 01:31:38,500 --> 01:31:40,750 Bad. 1409 01:31:40,833 --> 01:31:43,625 LOG IN 1410 01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:51,875 BANCA CORVINO GERMANY -ONLINE BANKING 1411 01:31:54,500 --> 01:31:56,041 NEW ISI BURGER 1412 01:31:59,375 --> 01:32:02,666 Okay. Not bad. 1413 01:32:04,291 --> 01:32:06,125 First time I'm eating in this fucking joint. 1414 01:32:06,958 --> 01:32:07,958 Enjoy your meal. 1415 01:32:18,833 --> 01:32:20,708 Good day, Isi. How are you? 1416 01:32:20,791 --> 01:32:22,708 Wow, Gabriella! 1417 01:32:22,791 --> 01:32:24,125 You look great! 1418 01:32:24,208 --> 01:32:25,958 Thanks. I'm fine, too. 1419 01:32:26,041 --> 01:32:28,583 A cheeseburger, please. Thank you, chop-chop. 1420 01:32:33,458 --> 01:32:35,333 Wow, you're really rich. 1421 01:32:35,416 --> 01:32:38,875 Yes, I'm very rich, but I only did it for fun. 1422 01:32:40,541 --> 01:32:41,666 Keep the change. 1423 01:32:42,708 --> 01:32:45,708 I'm going back to Milan, where I am very rich. 1424 01:32:46,458 --> 01:32:48,375 See you never again. 1425 01:33:04,166 --> 01:33:07,083 Are you fucking with me or what? Huh? 1426 01:33:07,166 --> 01:33:11,208 Fuck you! You gave them money so they could back out! 1427 01:33:11,291 --> 01:33:13,750 Are you out of your mind? -Police are on the way. 1428 01:33:15,666 --> 01:33:17,166 You uploaded the video, jerk! 1429 01:33:17,250 --> 01:33:19,208 And you think that's the same? 1430 01:33:19,291 --> 01:33:20,392 Get lost! If the police catch you... 1431 01:33:20,416 --> 01:33:23,166 I don't give a fuck! -Don't say your name and go! 1432 01:33:26,458 --> 01:33:28,000 What kind of a person are you? 1433 01:33:30,250 --> 01:33:31,291 Same! 1434 01:33:32,833 --> 01:33:37,791 TSCHA?NNI -Bro your grandpa is out to get that dumbass rapper 1435 01:33:40,083 --> 01:33:41,708 I need your car. -What? 1436 01:33:41,791 --> 01:33:43,083 My mom has mine, I need yours. 1437 01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:47,250 Grandpa will go to jail otherwise, okay? Give me your keys or your car. Help me! 1438 01:33:48,083 --> 01:33:49,083 Please! 1439 01:33:53,333 --> 01:33:54,892 Why does he have to go to jail again? 1440 01:33:54,916 --> 01:33:57,000 Because some rapper dissed him on the Net. 1441 01:33:57,541 --> 01:34:01,166 I told the old fart not to open his cake hole too wide. 1442 01:34:01,250 --> 01:34:03,333 Then he shut up. 1443 01:34:03,416 --> 01:34:06,958 And I just hit him, I hit him from the right, from below, 1444 01:34:07,041 --> 01:34:08,625 I wiped the floor with him. 1445 01:34:08,708 --> 01:34:12,208 Hey, asshole! Embarrassing grandpa, my ass! 1446 01:34:12,291 --> 01:34:15,666 I'll smash your face in! -Fuck off, stupid grandpa! 1447 01:34:17,125 --> 01:34:20,416 Get lost! 1448 01:34:21,166 --> 01:34:24,791 Hey, let go of him! 1449 01:34:25,791 --> 01:34:29,125 No! Let go! -Stop it, man! 1450 01:34:29,208 --> 01:34:31,791 I'm not taking any shit from him! Idiot! 1451 01:34:31,875 --> 01:34:33,875 Fuck them! 1452 01:34:33,958 --> 01:34:36,416 Fuck them all! Idiots! 1453 01:34:41,666 --> 01:34:44,708 I don't even know what fucking planet I'm on anymore. 1454 01:34:44,791 --> 01:34:47,583 There are hipsters and assholes everywhere! 1455 01:34:47,666 --> 01:34:51,208 You beat up 20-year-olds to go back to jail? 1456 01:34:51,291 --> 01:34:53,125 You don't think I see what's going on here? 1457 01:34:53,208 --> 01:34:56,500 You were scared of being outside. That's why you were rapping. 1458 01:34:56,583 --> 01:34:59,166 Okay, but you need to stick with it. 1459 01:34:59,250 --> 01:35:01,791 Adapt a bit. That's how it's done. 1460 01:35:01,875 --> 01:35:06,000 Always the same shit with these things. 1461 01:35:06,083 --> 01:35:08,750 You have no clue, man. That's just how you flip. 1462 01:35:08,833 --> 01:35:11,250 Flipping through the Internet on your phone. 1463 01:35:11,333 --> 01:35:15,708 And why are they all driving big fat jeeps in the middle of the city? 1464 01:35:15,791 --> 01:35:18,583 What's that shit about? -I know, it makes no sense. 1465 01:35:18,666 --> 01:35:20,958 Where are they going? -It's just the way it is. 1466 01:35:21,041 --> 01:35:24,250 And I need to... online... digital... prisoner release number, 1467 01:35:24,333 --> 01:35:26,458 appointment... shit like that. 1468 01:35:26,541 --> 01:35:28,181 You have to make an appointment? -What? 1469 01:35:28,250 --> 01:35:30,809 Do you have to make an appointment? -Yes. I don't have an identity card. 1470 01:35:30,833 --> 01:35:32,541 You have no ID card? -No. 1471 01:35:32,625 --> 01:35:34,541 That's shit, too. 1472 01:35:35,875 --> 01:35:38,958 Okay, I'll help you. 1473 01:35:39,041 --> 01:35:40,375 We'll get you an ID card. 1474 01:35:41,458 --> 01:35:43,000 Okay. -Okay? 1475 01:35:43,541 --> 01:35:47,166 But you stay calm now. -Sure, I'll be calm. 1476 01:35:48,375 --> 01:35:51,458 Smartass. Grandson. 1477 01:35:51,541 --> 01:35:53,125 Yeah, me, too. Fuck. 1478 01:35:56,208 --> 01:35:57,500 Smartass. 1479 01:36:10,166 --> 01:36:11,500 Sorry about the video. 1480 01:36:16,125 --> 01:36:17,958 I didn't want to admit... 1481 01:36:20,666 --> 01:36:24,833 that someone like me could fall for someone like you. 1482 01:36:35,166 --> 01:36:36,750 You don't stink, okay? 1483 01:36:39,583 --> 01:36:42,083 I just wanted... that it... 1484 01:36:44,541 --> 01:36:45,708 You smell nice. 1485 01:36:49,250 --> 01:36:50,333 Too nice. 1486 01:36:54,916 --> 01:36:57,666 I never felt bad about my family before. 1487 01:36:59,583 --> 01:37:01,666 Or that we only get the cheap stuff. 1488 01:37:04,208 --> 01:37:06,750 I never noticed the mold in my room. 1489 01:37:07,666 --> 01:37:10,791 That I'm called Ossi and I have no clue about fucking eating etiquette. 1490 01:37:12,083 --> 01:37:13,875 I never gave a fuck about any of that. 1491 01:37:14,875 --> 01:37:16,375 And then you came along, 1492 01:37:17,333 --> 01:37:19,333 and all of a sudden I feel like trash. 1493 01:37:29,458 --> 01:37:33,791 I would always feel like trash next to you. 1494 01:38:25,291 --> 01:38:27,375 I'll call Yannis' manager. 1495 01:38:29,291 --> 01:38:30,583 I'll set things straight. 1496 01:38:34,208 --> 01:38:36,083 I'll take down the video. 1497 01:38:47,916 --> 01:38:50,791 Dumbass, the fight will take place. 1498 01:38:52,000 --> 01:38:53,291 That's final. 1499 01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:55,375 And I'll win. Got that? 1500 01:39:05,125 --> 01:39:07,250 Dessert for rich kids * coke *puke 1501 01:39:11,375 --> 01:39:13,708 My dad's dick is even smaller than I thought. 1502 01:39:13,791 --> 01:39:18,000 It wasn't enough to buy me a Tesla, so now I have a Jaguar I-Pace. 1503 01:39:18,083 --> 01:39:22,250 God, not that again. Of course we deliver into war zones. Where else? 1504 01:39:22,875 --> 01:39:25,833 Are they supposed to shoot each other in the streets? 1505 01:39:25,916 --> 01:39:28,666 There are not enough countries in the world. 1506 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:32,875 It's about time Mars will be colonized so I can finally go on holidays again. 1507 01:39:32,958 --> 01:39:36,125 Yeah, I discussed it with my dad and he is thrilled. 1508 01:39:36,208 --> 01:39:40,791 It means I can start out in his company and achieve something while studying. 1509 01:39:40,875 --> 01:39:41,958 But can you? 1510 01:39:42,875 --> 01:39:45,208 I mean, achieve something? 1511 01:39:46,625 --> 01:39:52,375 Regardless of what you will achieve, you'll owe it to your grandfather's money. 1512 01:39:53,333 --> 01:39:56,375 Will it ever feel like true success? 1513 01:39:59,583 --> 01:40:01,166 Yes, thanks. 1514 01:40:02,416 --> 01:40:05,916 Anyway, it's the chance of a lifetime. 1515 01:40:06,000 --> 01:40:09,208 I just need to pick the perfect time for it. 1516 01:40:09,291 --> 01:40:10,666 Come over if you want. 1517 01:40:16,791 --> 01:40:18,791 I only had one hour of training. 1518 01:40:19,791 --> 01:40:22,625 What's so important? -Uh, Ossi... 1519 01:40:22,708 --> 01:40:23,750 Um... 1520 01:40:23,833 --> 01:40:27,416 That Isi, right? You'll have to go for it again. 1521 01:40:28,166 --> 01:40:31,166 The electric pump, there is some... 1522 01:40:31,250 --> 01:40:35,958 insurance thing, total rubbish, but we'll manage. We're missing 2.000. 1523 01:40:36,041 --> 01:40:41,000 And for repairs, right? We need to invest some more. 4.000 will be more than enough. 1524 01:40:42,416 --> 01:40:45,041 But it's not a problem, just go for it again. 1525 01:40:48,375 --> 01:40:49,500 Hmm? 1526 01:40:49,583 --> 01:40:51,500 I'm not throwing any more money out the window. 1527 01:40:52,291 --> 01:40:53,291 What? 1528 01:40:57,291 --> 01:41:00,250 I want to box, Mom. Properly. 1529 01:41:02,916 --> 01:41:05,583 I need to go to Frankfurt. I need proper management. 1530 01:41:06,250 --> 01:41:09,000 What's going on? What's this rubbish? 1531 01:41:09,750 --> 01:41:10,958 It's not rubbish. 1532 01:41:13,500 --> 01:41:16,583 I'm not part of this anymore. -Calm down, buddy. 1533 01:41:17,666 --> 01:41:19,250 Please, Mom, okay? 1534 01:41:20,541 --> 01:41:22,875 Close this place down. -What? 1535 01:41:23,500 --> 01:41:26,750 Find a job, okay? -What? I mean... 1536 01:41:26,833 --> 01:41:29,166 What's this rubbish... -Look for a job! 1537 01:41:29,916 --> 01:41:33,958 Ossi! Stay here! Ossi! 1538 01:41:35,166 --> 01:41:39,291 Ossi! Wait! Stay! I can't get a job! 1539 01:41:40,625 --> 01:41:42,416 I never learned anything! 1540 01:41:48,083 --> 01:41:50,625 Camilla, you're the most intelligent person I know. 1541 01:41:50,708 --> 01:41:52,916 Poor you. -More than two million in my account 1542 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:55,083 and I feel shitty. -Maybe you have a cold. 1543 01:41:55,833 --> 01:41:57,750 Camilla. Seriously, I didn't earn this. 1544 01:41:58,416 --> 01:42:00,851 I didn't do anything for it. Why does this money belong to me? 1545 01:42:00,875 --> 01:42:02,155 What did you want the money for? 1546 01:42:03,125 --> 01:42:04,750 For the cooking course in New York. 1547 01:42:05,625 --> 01:42:07,250 So why aren't you in New York? 1548 01:42:10,291 --> 01:42:12,041 Do you know why money makes me happy? 1549 01:42:12,708 --> 01:42:14,166 Because I have a Camilla heart. 1550 01:42:15,500 --> 01:42:17,875 It always jumps with joy when it gets money. 1551 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:20,666 You, however... 1552 01:42:22,083 --> 01:42:25,708 You have a weird Isi heart. It gets no joy from money. It doesn't like money. 1553 01:42:27,375 --> 01:42:29,208 It rejoices in different things. 1554 01:42:32,000 --> 01:42:33,958 What I just said was really beautiful. 1555 01:42:37,916 --> 01:42:40,166 "Only Friendship is more important than money" -me. 1556 01:43:18,125 --> 01:43:20,708 Did you see my mom? -Relax. 1557 01:43:22,750 --> 01:43:23,833 She will be here. 1558 01:43:24,958 --> 01:43:27,458 Concentrate on the fight. -My thoughts exactly. 1559 01:43:29,041 --> 01:43:30,241 She's not answering her phone. 1560 01:43:30,958 --> 01:43:33,458 Dumbass, you need to find her. I'm really worried. 1561 01:43:33,541 --> 01:43:35,416 Hey! 1562 01:43:53,583 --> 01:43:55,000 I'll find a job. 1563 01:44:01,083 --> 01:44:02,625 I'm sorry. 1564 01:44:06,375 --> 01:44:07,708 I'm sorry, too. 1565 01:44:09,750 --> 01:44:11,041 Shut up. 1566 01:44:17,875 --> 01:44:18,875 TAKE YOUR ABITUR 1567 01:44:18,958 --> 01:44:22,958 Here's the reigning champion! Yannis Vukovic! 1568 01:44:28,833 --> 01:44:31,125 Go back home, Santa! 1569 01:44:32,083 --> 01:44:35,291 Look him in the eye. Do not show any fear. 1570 01:44:37,291 --> 01:44:39,000 Does he have Abitur or what? 1571 01:44:40,458 --> 01:44:42,958 Hi, how are you? All good? -Hello. 1572 01:44:45,625 --> 01:44:46,791 He's very nice, man. 1573 01:45:05,500 --> 01:45:06,791 Yes! 1574 01:45:06,875 --> 01:45:11,041 Keep going! -That's it! 1575 01:45:11,125 --> 01:45:12,125 Fight back! 1576 01:45:25,041 --> 01:45:27,416 Stay awake! 1577 01:45:29,166 --> 01:45:31,375 Ossi, block him! 1578 01:45:32,375 --> 01:45:34,500 Defend yourself, man! 1579 01:45:34,583 --> 01:45:36,333 Show him! 1580 01:45:37,625 --> 01:45:39,083 Let him have it! 1581 01:45:44,541 --> 01:45:45,559 What's going on, man? 1582 01:45:48,958 --> 01:45:51,500 You need to surprise him. 1583 01:45:51,583 --> 01:45:53,291 That asshole can read minds. 1584 01:45:53,375 --> 01:45:55,791 Ossi! Listen, you need to startle him. 1585 01:46:01,166 --> 01:46:02,541 Keep quiet! 1586 01:46:03,875 --> 01:46:06,625 He always knows what I'll do. He can read my mind. 1587 01:46:07,708 --> 01:46:09,125 The dumbass has Abitur. 1588 01:46:10,541 --> 01:46:14,083 EMERGENCY EXIT 1589 01:46:27,833 --> 01:46:28,708 He'll kill him. 1590 01:46:28,791 --> 01:46:33,291 He needs to throw in the towel! It's not happening. I can't watch! 1591 01:46:53,291 --> 01:46:54,791 Huh? 1592 01:46:55,875 --> 01:46:57,541 I bought the burger joint. 1593 01:46:58,875 --> 01:47:01,458 I know it's completely crazy, 1594 01:47:01,541 --> 01:47:05,125 but I've never felt as alive as I do with you. 1595 01:47:05,208 --> 01:47:06,666 Everything was crazy! 1596 01:47:06,750 --> 01:47:10,041 What's she doing there? -It's fine. He needs that. 1597 01:47:10,125 --> 01:47:12,392 It's all good. -I don't want to go to New York. 1598 01:47:12,416 --> 01:47:15,083 And I won't be talked out of being in love with you. 1599 01:47:16,333 --> 01:47:19,500 I want to want what I want and not what I think I want. 1600 01:47:20,625 --> 01:47:21,666 I want you. 1601 01:47:22,666 --> 01:47:24,333 And you're not trash. 1602 01:47:25,166 --> 01:47:26,166 You're perfect. 1603 01:47:28,166 --> 01:47:30,958 Are you okay? -Great. 1604 01:47:32,416 --> 01:47:35,041 And the most important thing 1605 01:47:35,125 --> 01:47:36,226 I want to tell you is... 1606 01:47:59,541 --> 01:48:01,083 Hey, Ossi! 1607 01:48:05,083 --> 01:48:07,208 Ossi, hey! 1608 01:48:07,291 --> 01:48:09,125 Ossi! 1609 01:48:13,833 --> 01:48:15,583 I'll never take you to the opera. 1610 01:48:17,291 --> 01:48:20,958 Opera is the worst that there is. -Okay. 1611 01:48:21,583 --> 01:48:24,375 And I will have your room refurbished. 1612 01:48:24,458 --> 01:48:26,666 Can I still be called Ossi? 1613 01:48:26,750 --> 01:48:28,517 Only if you don't laugh at me for having pedicures. 1614 01:48:28,541 --> 01:48:30,791 One step towards me. Okay. 1615 01:48:30,875 --> 01:48:32,625 I don't even know what that is. 1616 01:48:32,708 --> 01:48:33,958 Ready? 1617 01:48:34,583 --> 01:48:36,226 So, you want to win now or... 1618 01:48:36,250 --> 01:48:38,170 And box! 1619 01:48:38,416 --> 01:48:39,583 Come on! 1620 01:48:55,000 --> 01:48:56,875 Yes! And again! 1621 01:49:04,708 --> 01:49:08,625 One... two... three! 1622 01:49:08,708 --> 01:49:09,916 He's out! 1623 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,750 I'm happy! Lanky! 1624 01:49:19,833 --> 01:49:21,666 I'm so happy! 1625 01:49:41,750 --> 01:49:44,666 There. They got together after all. 1626 01:49:45,250 --> 01:49:47,833 But of course, some questions remain unanswered. 1627 01:49:47,916 --> 01:49:50,000 Will Grandpa really make it as a rapper? 1628 01:49:50,541 --> 01:49:51,791 Will Betty find a job? 1629 01:49:51,875 --> 01:49:54,625 Does Camilla want a trashy guy, too, and snatch TschA1nni up? 1630 01:49:54,708 --> 01:49:58,750 And of course, how will things go for Isi and Ossi? 1631 01:49:58,833 --> 01:50:02,375 But for the first time in Isi's life, no one knows what's coming. 1632 01:50:02,458 --> 01:50:05,916 And that's okay, because that's how life fucking is! 1633 01:50:08,916 --> 01:50:12,916 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 125239