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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Thanks. Sorry.
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Good luck.
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You couldn't find
a bigger rat?
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Ah!
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Exciting day.
What's happening?
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I was doing crowd control
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when that huge balloon rat
spooked my horse.
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Well, I'm a bit of
a horse whisperer,
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so I'll talk to her.
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She better hurry up.
Breakfast ends at 10:00.
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It's a joke.
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Ah!
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Hi, Officer.
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Wow. Ok.
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Even for someone your size,
that is a lot of granola.
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Alright. Good job.
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Alright, you stopped.
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That's impressive.
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Yeah. I grew up
with horses.
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No, man.
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They got a crepe station
and a waffle bar!
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Why don't you come on
over here.
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Here you go.
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I'll get you back
to the truck.
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No?
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Well, she's either still
afraid of that huge rat
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or very anti-union.
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You want me to go outside
and deflate the rat?
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Shred, as much as I'd like
to see you get your ass kicked
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by a bunch of economically
strapped culinary workers...
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I think we need to find
another way out of here.
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Officer Shaw and Officer
Wilbur exiting the building.
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Shred, if you're outside,
take pictures.
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I look... awesome.
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♪
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♪
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I think I'm gonna
break up with Camila.
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What are you
talking about?
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I just keep thinking
about Emily
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and it's not fair to Camila,
so we have to break up.
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Next vacation day I get,
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I'm flying to Europe and
I'm gonna do it in person.
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It's the honorable thing.
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Honorable, rash, insanely
expensive and, uh,
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I'm not sure
you have the time.
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Why wouldn't I have
enough time?
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Emily asked about you.
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Oh, my god!
What did she say?
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She said she was interested.
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What?! And then what
did you say?!
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I told her you were
with Camila.
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And then what did
she say?!
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Seriously, let go of my arm.
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Ok. Sorry.
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I said you were totally
into Camila
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and that she should go
on a date with Rick
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because he asked her
to dinner... in Canada.
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What?! Rick?! Canada?!
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She was just asking if she
should even go out with him.
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Well, thanks to you,
now the clock's ticking
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and I have to tell Emily
how I feel.
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Well, just tell her!
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Frank! I can't make
a move on Emily
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before I've broken up
with Camila!
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It wouldn't be honorable.
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What is this, feudal Japan?
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Just call her and then
talk to Emily.
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I have to look Camila in
the eyes when I do it, Frank.
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You sound like
a serial killer.
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Just call her!
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Shred, come here.
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Hey.
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Hey, do you want to see
something extremely cute?
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Always.
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Ok. This little girl
sent me a letter
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asking for a unicorn license.
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This is like exactly
what I would have done
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when I was little.
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That's adorable.
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I know. She wants to
keep it in her backyard.
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You should write her back
on official stationary.
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That is an amazing idea.
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Yeah. And maybe like put
glitter inside the envelope.
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Yes!
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Wait, were you also
once a little girl
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with a unicorn obsession?
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You were.
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I have to make a quick
FaceTime call.
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Ok.
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Oh, good lord.
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Did you wipe the bike
down after?
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I always do, come on.
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Cause there's often a puddle.
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Buddy, you're not gonna be
able to bring me down today.
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I'm riding so high.
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I got a full night's sleep
for the first time in 11 years.
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Don't let your endorphins
cloud how not ok that outfit is.
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Yeah, it's a micro-aggression.
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All three kids slept
through the night.
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I mean, I don't wanna jinx
this thing, but maybe I will.
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I'm whipping this bitch
called parenthood
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and there's no looking back.
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Next!
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Maybe next you should
have a quick rinse.
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Yeah? Or maybe I should
do this.
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Oh!
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Now you're gonna have
to wipe that down
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and the plant.
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Hey, everyone,
I have some...
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um, some sad news.
C-38 died.
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Oh my god, really?
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Yeah.
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The cougar?
What happened?
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From the stills
form the trail camera
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it seems like natural causes,
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but they've asked if we can
come pick up the body.
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I'll get him.
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I'll come with you.
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Alright. Good luck guys.
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I'll just be here
crushing it.
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You should shower, please.
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It's what C-38
would have wanted.
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Shred! What's up, bro?
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Cole? What are you doing
with Camila's phone?
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Ah, dude, she left it
in the lodge.
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She's up on the mountain.
Why, what's up?
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Where are you right now?
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Seattle. Hey, can you have
her call me back?
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It's kind of important, man.
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Totally, dude.
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Cool.
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Yo, what's Seattle like?
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I'm sorry, Cole, I actually
gotta, I gotta jump, man.
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Yeah, Austria is
weird man.
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The snow is like
total concrete.
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Alright, just have her,
just have her call me.
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Ok.
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There he is.
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What are you doing?
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I'm covering the camera.
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I want you to be able
to mourn in private.
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I'm fine.
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Come on, Frank.
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You guys had a really
special connection.
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You literally risked your
job to save that animal.
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I have tissues, I think.
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I'm good.
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You can just help me get
him in the truck.
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You know what?
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I'm gonna... I'm gonna give
you a moment alone with him.
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I'll be right here.
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Victoria...
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Are you crying?
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No. Will you help?
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I'm sorry.
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Help me.
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I thought you were crying.
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Right, and I'm the one
with the emotional issues.
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Ok, I'll just
do this by myself.
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Oh, that's perfect!
Maybe add a rainbow.
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Ok, what is it with you
and rainbows?
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That's four now.
It's crazy.
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Hey! Party's
in here I guess.
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Oh, Shred.
Rick had the best idea.
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Oh, it's not
really anything.
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It's just an add-on to
your awesome letter idea.
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Yeah, well there's
no I in unicorn.
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Except for the one.
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We're making an actual
unicorn license for Sophie
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and then I'm gonna
take it to her house
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and present it to her.
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That's amazing.
I love that.
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Rick, what are you doing
here in the office?
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I just stopped by
to say hi.
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Drop off some coffees.
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That is your jam.
I love it.
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Hey, I'm gonna go on a
bagel run for the office.
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Anyone want anything?
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Wait, you're doing
a bagel run?
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Yeah. Are you ok?
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Is this about C-38?
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Do you guys want
bagels or not?
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I will take a blueberry.
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No.
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Plain.
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I'll just do like a...
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Poppyseed.
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No!
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Are you kidding me?
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No one likes poppyseed!
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Did you hear that?
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Hey, Frank,
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you're getting all these
bagels for the whole office
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and probably some orange
juice, I'm guessing.
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Do you think you
need somebody
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to help you carry
all that?
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Good call.
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Yeah.
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Does... does Rick
seem logical?
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Just cause everyone else
here is providing
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a professional service.
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Uh, nope. I need Rick
on sparkle duty.
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Oh, that's coming
from the top, my friend.
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Can't do anything
about that.
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Alright, Shred.
Let's go.
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Ok.
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Ok, let's get
serious here.
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Ok, let's get serious
with another rainbow!
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You took me out of the picture
with a bagel run?
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Why don't you just get them
a hotel room together?
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You know what, I'm out.
I'm out of the triangle.
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You can't get out
of the triangle.
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You made the triangle.
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Oh, just call Camila!
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I tried.
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This guy named Cole
answered the phone.
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He took my message
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but he's had a bunch
of concussions.
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Shocker. Why don't
you call her back?
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Calling her back.
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Shred! What's up, dude?
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Hey, Cole, you still have
Camila's phone.
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I forgot to give it
back to her, dude.
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That is my bad.
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I really need
to talk to her, bud,
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so if you could give it back
to her, I'd appreciate it.
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I am on a weird Austrian bus
all by myself right now,
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but I will give it
back to her.
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Thanks, man.
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Yeah, dude.
No worries.
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I'll talk to you soon, bro.
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Cole seems solid.
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Hi, I'm Emily
from Animal Control.
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Hi, did you get my letter?
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I did and I have something
very special to give you.
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Thank you so much
for doing this.
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Are you kidding?
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It's the best part
of my job.
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That's my cat, Olive.
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That's my cat, Monkey.
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And that's my cat
French Fry, the white one.
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He's asthmatic.
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Oh, French Fry.
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Ok, Sophie, this certificate
is giving you permission
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to keep exactly one unicorn
in your backyard
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as long as you follow
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all of the official animal
control unicorn keeping rules.
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Thank you.
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I'd also like to present you
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with the official Animal
Control regulation binder
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which is filled
with all of the rules
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that we follow
every single day
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to take care of
the city's animals.
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All the rules?
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And the subsections too.
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Oh, thank you, Sophie.
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Oh, look.
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Elmer is here for
the great news as well.
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Oh, you guys have
a fourth cat.
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Mmhmm.
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Can I just take a quick peek
at that binder?
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00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,550
Check something
about four cats...
263
00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,992
Hey! How'd it go
with the unicorn girl?
264
00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,688
Um, well I gave her
the license
265
00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,960
and then I robbed her
of her innocence
266
00:09:18,959 --> 00:09:20,289
by taking away her cat.
267
00:09:20,293 --> 00:09:21,533
Why would you do that?
268
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:25,498
Well, you know, section 12,
subsection 17a, article V.
269
00:09:25,498 --> 00:09:27,468
"Private residences
may have up to,
270
00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,467
"but not in excess
of three cats."
271
00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:30,839
And Sophie had four.
272
00:09:30,838 --> 00:09:32,868
Sophie had a choice
of what cat had to go.
273
00:09:32,873 --> 00:09:34,913
So... Sophie's choice.
274
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:36,539
Great movie.
275
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:37,583
Yeah, I like it.
276
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,980
Thanks.
277
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,051
Hey, are you ok?
278
00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:45,689
I'm sorry Rick's idea
went so horribly.
279
00:09:45,686 --> 00:09:47,656
Empanadas, everyone.
280
00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,685
Yeah.
281
00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,259
Oh, I'm still full
from bagels
282
00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,857
but I could have
an empanada.
283
00:09:51,859 --> 00:09:53,829
Everybody dig in.
They're on me.
284
00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:55,327
Wait, did you say,
"they're on me?"
285
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:56,158
Yeah.
286
00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:56,933
I'm just gonna say it,
287
00:09:56,930 --> 00:09:58,030
I'm really worried
about you.
288
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:59,371
Hey, can we not judge
his grieving process?
289
00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:00,396
Thank you.
290
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,370
Is this spinach,
you think?
291
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:02,438
Espinaca.
292
00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,565
You've just had like no
reaction to C-38's death
293
00:10:04,571 --> 00:10:07,111
and I want you to know
that it's ok to let it out.
294
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:10,207
I saw him in person once
and I feel attached.
295
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,010
You remember when
we saw him together?
296
00:10:12,012 --> 00:10:13,712
Yeah.
297
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,524
I apologize for not
breaking down more.
298
00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,285
And doing two separate
food runs.
299
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:21,085
Still no thank yous,
by the way.
300
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:22,258
Thank you!
301
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:23,355
Too late.
302
00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,886
I just feel like you need
something to help you
303
00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:26,893
process your grief.
304
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:27,964
No, I don't.
305
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,901
That cougar was arguably
your best friend.
306
00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,267
It wasn't a person.
It was a wild animal.
307
00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,795
And animals literally
die every second.
308
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,642
It's nature.
309
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,765
So, for the last time,
I'm fine.
310
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,872
Oh, I've got an idea.
311
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,214
I hate to say this, but
I'm gonna call Templeton.
312
00:10:48,081 --> 00:11:03,061
♪
313
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,503
♪
314
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:13,505
Thank you, Templeton
315
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,906
and thank you Victoria
for bringing us all together
316
00:11:15,909 --> 00:11:20,479
to celebrate the life of
our beloved cougar, C-38.
317
00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:23,020
We will all feel his absence
for a long time
318
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,516
as we struggle to imagine
a Seattle without him.
319
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:30,956
Sorry, are there drums?
320
00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,828
Guys!
321
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:34,485
Hey! Keep it down.
322
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,304
It's the wrong soundtrack
for a funeral.
323
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:39,797
Diminishes the haunting
beauty of my Kilberry.
324
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,700
Ok, where was I? Um...
325
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:43,872
She's so clumsy.
326
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,171
Oh, no...
327
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,872
Like a newborn foal.
328
00:11:46,874 --> 00:11:49,484
You know what?
I can do it without...
329
00:11:49,476 --> 00:11:54,006
C-38 lived a long life
for a cat,
330
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,654
'cause 12 years for
a human would be,
331
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:58,189
like, really tragic.
332
00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:00,685
Ah, but you know,
pivoting from that
333
00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,317
he was... special to us all.
334
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,863
Would anyone else like
to say a few words?
335
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:09,662
Frank?
336
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,532
I'm good.
337
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:14,904
Ok. Well, then Jack,
would you do us the honors?
338
00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,042
Color Party, attention.
339
00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,665
Shoulder arms.
340
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:25,008
Squad, regimental salute.
Present arms.
341
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,079
Oh, they're
using the net guns.
342
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,151
Wow.
343
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:30,749
Squad, shoulder arms.
344
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,101
Are you kidding me?
345
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,495
Hey, Frank, um...
346
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,996
Frank, you don't have to...
347
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,228
Oh, boy.
348
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,603
Hey!
349
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,270
Do you not see that there's
a funeral 30 feet from here?
350
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,610
Could this completely
out of sync noise pollution
351
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,665
have waited
until we were gone?
352
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,244
Uh... uh...
353
00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:04,550
Hey, man!
354
00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:07,615
How many bongo trophies
do you guys have?
355
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,760
There's one!
356
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,686
Frank!
357
00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:12,230
Now it sounds better,
I guarantee it.
358
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,625
There you go!
359
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,056
That stupid...
360
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,398
That may not be entirely
about the drums.
361
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,037
This is turning
into a day.
362
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,542
Frank falling apart.
I confiscated that cat.
363
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,254
It's just, Sophie loves
rules so much,
364
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:34,806
I felt like it would be
confusing for her
365
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,724
to break my own regulations.
366
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,246
It feels like it was
kind of my fault,
367
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:39,651
the license was my idea.
368
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,952
No.
369
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:43,494
Love that
accountability, Rick.
370
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,830
I'm just totally gonna
have French Fry nightmares.
371
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:46,755
I guess this whole thing
372
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,159
has sort of turned
into a nightmare.
373
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,901
You were doing what
you thought was right.
374
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,927
Yeah, I think I messed up.
375
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,630
Maybe on this one,
376
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:56,344
we don't follow
the rules.
377
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:57,906
I like where you're going.
378
00:13:57,905 --> 00:13:59,435
Mind if I plus that idea?
379
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,309
Maybe there's a loophole
on this one.
380
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,938
Households can't have
more than three cats,
381
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:05,013
but what if it wasn't
a cat?
382
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,609
Oh, my god.
383
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,924
Oh, my god, so good.
384
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,416
Right?
385
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:09,976
So good!
386
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:10,623
Yes!
387
00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,477
Are we thinking the same?
388
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,194
- Yes!
- Oh, my god.
389
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,515
You the man!
390
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:14,790
Guys, what's so good?
391
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,686
I took French Fry
from you this morning
392
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,291
and that was not
very nice.
393
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,103
Though she was just
following protocol.
394
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,155
Right.
395
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,333
But when I took French Fry
to Animal Control,
396
00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:28,643
something magical happened.
397
00:14:28,635 --> 00:14:29,495
What?
398
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,641
French Fry turned
into a caticorn.
399
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:37,481
So now you have
three cats
400
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:40,107
and a magical caticorn,
401
00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:43,353
and that's not in violation
of any Seattle code.
402
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,020
No.
403
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:45,117
It's just all so magical.
404
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:45,948
Yeah.
405
00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,393
I love him.
Thank you.
406
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:54,999
♪
407
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,795
Okay, don't get
too wasted, Carol.
408
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,367
Oh, man.
I need a drink.
409
00:14:59,366 --> 00:15:01,496
It's open bar.
Collette's treat.
410
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:04,071
Uh... no, no, no.
I said I got the first round.
411
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,471
That's it. That's it.
412
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:07,342
Thirty year-old scotch,
can you cancel that, please?
413
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:09,340
And the queso starter.
Thank you.
414
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,011
Everything cool with you?
415
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:15,053
Long day. I just had
a bunch of neuter jobs.
416
00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:17,518
Mm. I got fixed
a month ago.
417
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,017
You're doing
the Lord's work.
418
00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:22,756
I'm at the top of both
my parenting and sex game
419
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:23,685
but more kids?
420
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:25,990
It's a good thing
I can't have them.
421
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,155
So, uh, which one
do I blow into?
422
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,701
This one.
I'll show you.
423
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,684
That's lovely.
What is that?
424
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,578
The opening bars
of Sexual Healing.
425
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,421
I'll be right back.
426
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:50,616
Okay.
427
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,621
Hey.
428
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,719
Hi.
429
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,690
Um, I actually wanted to talk
to you about something
430
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,958
when you get a second.
431
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,926
I think I have a second
right now.
432
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,125
Well, now's not good, actually.
433
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:01,858
Soon.
434
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:03,901
Soon will be good
but not now.
435
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:04,926
Ok.
436
00:16:05,632 --> 00:16:06,802
There he is!
437
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:10,542
Oh.
438
00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:11,637
Bye.
439
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:17,535
Everybody, could you
bring it in?
440
00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:19,384
I should probably address
the elephant in the room.
441
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:21,209
Hey, uh-nah.
We're off the clock here.
442
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,446
Sorry about those bongos
I almost hit you with, Jack.
443
00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:27,293
Mmhmm.
444
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,917
I obviously lost
my mind earlier
445
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:33,592
and though drum circles
and hippies are a scourge,
446
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,633
my behavior
was not warranted.
447
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:40,598
This is weird, but
I looked up to C-38.
448
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:41,730
I mean, if he were here,
449
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,104
he'd kill most of us
who couldn't run fast.
450
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:45,274
Sorry, Patel.
451
00:16:45,272 --> 00:16:46,342
He had a set
of steak knives
452
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,109
at the end of each
of his paws.
453
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,506
So cool.
454
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,854
You know, I always
kind of looked at him
455
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:57,846
as a beautiful, lone wolf
who was a cougar.
456
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,420
Yeah, it's getting away
from me.
457
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,764
I'm gonna miss him.
458
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,789
Oh, I'm so sorry.
459
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,204
I'm really sorry, Frank!
460
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,796
Hey, Camila. Let me...
461
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,468
Let me just get
somewhere quiet.
462
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:15,636
Let's raise a glass
to C-38, shall we?
463
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,595
Yes!
464
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:17,643
To C-38!
465
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,707
Next round is
on me, guys.
466
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:19,805
Nothing top-shelf.
467
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:20,766
Thanks Frank.
468
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:22,378
Oh, no.
469
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,475
Oh, Patel...
470
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:25,947
I'm sorry, I should
have warned you
471
00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:27,805
my toasts have been known
to bring the house down.
472
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,954
It's not your words.
It's my life.
473
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,694
Maya's pregnant.
474
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,885
How?
You got a vasectomy.
475
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,317
One in 1,000 don't take.
476
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,725
I'm one in 1,000.
477
00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:43,358
This is good news, buddy.
478
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,303
Absolutely.
479
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:47,298
It's a blessing.
Excuse me.
480
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,207
Shred, hey,
guess what?
481
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,235
What?
482
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,040
My whole family
came into town.
483
00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:56,341
They surprised me
at the race.
484
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:57,383
Amazing!
485
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,351
Hey, do you have
a second?
486
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,146
There's something I wanted
to talk to you about.
487
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,578
What's up?
488
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,822
I'm more nervous
than I thought I'd be.
489
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:04,816
Oh, my god. Mama...
490
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:09,817
Camila, I care
about you so much,
491
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,392
but being apart
has been harder than
492
00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:12,531
I thought it would be
493
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,155
and this could be the biggest
mistake of my life,
494
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,501
but I think we
should break up.
495
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,500
You're handling this
with incredible grace.
496
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,743
Is this how you tell me?
497
00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,037
Ok, spotty reception.
498
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,238
I can't believe this.
499
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,740
I wish I didn't have
to do it like this,
500
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:31,581
in front of your entire
family and... Cole.
501
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,105
What's up, dude?
502
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,212
This is about
Emily, isn't it?
503
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,554
No. I... I
wouldn't do that.
504
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,048
Nothing's happened yet.
I'm honorable.
505
00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:40,350
Es stupido!
506
00:18:40,353 --> 00:18:42,693
Oh, she spit right
on the camera.
507
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,189
And you also suck
as a snowboarder.
508
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,732
Wait, Camila! Camila!
509
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,533
This probably isn't
a redial situation.
510
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:53,925
Probably not.
511
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,243
Yeah, definitely not.
512
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,750
Hey.
513
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:12,821
Wanna buy a boat?
514
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,889
Yeah.
515
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,461
What did you do
to your hand?
516
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,455
Oh, snagged it
on a snare drum
517
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,457
that I threw
into the woods.
518
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,088
Did you disinfect it?
519
00:19:20,092 --> 00:19:21,092
Yes.
520
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,633
With a filthy poncho.
521
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:23,799
You're an idiot.
522
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:24,896
Absolutely.
523
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,838
Thank you for today.
524
00:19:29,836 --> 00:19:30,896
Sure.
525
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,138
Really.
526
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,309
Anytime.
527
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,512
Really.
528
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,508
Why am I so fertile?!
529
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,084
Oh, no.
530
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:42,781
Oh, boy.
531
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,250
I should help him.
532
00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,792
Yeah, I'm gonna
help him.
533
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,786
Yeah.
534
00:19:50,257 --> 00:19:52,627
Ok, buddy, let's
get you back inside.
535
00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:53,685
One in 1,000.
536
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:54,993
Yeah.
537
00:19:54,994 --> 00:19:57,004
Ok, well you still
owe me a dinner date,
538
00:19:56,996 --> 00:19:58,926
so don't think I forgot
about that.
539
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,031
I think I shot a little
low last time.
540
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,943
Uh, Paris? Let's do...
well Paris.
541
00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:03,965
Yeah, you know,
542
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:07,310
that just feels like a second
date type of a thing.
543
00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,177
Well, you pick the place.
544
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:10,705
I'll go anywhere.
545
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,349
Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Have you seen Emily?
546
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,877
No, but have you seen this?
547
00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,293
Oh.
548
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,292
I can't...
549
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,902
♪ As I was a goin' over
550
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,873
♪ the cork and
Kerry mountains ♪
551
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,571
♪ I met with captain Farrell
552
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,813
♪ and his money
he was counting ♪
553
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,709
♪ I first produced me pistol
554
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,411
♪ and then I threw
me rapier ♪
555
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,213
♪ I said "stand and deliver"
556
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,324
♪ for you are
the grand deceiver ♪
557
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,847
♪ Mush-a ring dumb-a do
dumba-a da ♪
558
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:56,222
♪ Whack fall me daddy-o,
whack fall me daddy-o ♪
559
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,192
♪ There's a whiskey
in the jar ♪
560
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,026
Oh, no, no, no.
We're good.
561
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,336
Uh-oh. Shred.
562
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,368
Hey.
563
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,077
How's the love life?
564
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,105
Not good.
565
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,609
I'm sorry, partner.
Let me get you a drink.
566
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,684
What did you call me?
567
00:21:22,682 --> 00:21:23,682
Hm?
568
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,853
You said "partner".
569
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,222
Tell anyone
and I'll kill you.
570
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,719
Well, I won't... partner.
571
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,963
Let me get a blueberry mojito.
572
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,389
Make that two.
573
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,634
He's drinking both.
574
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,369
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