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Thank you for bringing me here.
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That's the thing.
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If you caught one squirrel,
you caught every squirrel.
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You know what I mean?
Just like that.
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Are you kidding me?
PDA in the parking lot.
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Gross.
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Why isn't this working?
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Ow!
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Hey guys. Look who wanted
to check out the office.
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Hi. I just wanted
to say hi.
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So nice to meet you.
Wow, you're so hot.
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Oh, thank you.
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- Hi.
- Camila.
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So, uh, we came in
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'cause Camila and I have
a big announcement. We...
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Hey.
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What happened to your hand?
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What? Oh, nothing.
No, I just have a paper cut.
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What's the...
what's the announcement?
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With that much blood?
There's a lot of blood.
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That doesn't seem right.
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Yeah, that's just how I bleed.
What is the big announcement?
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So Shred and I are having
a paella dinner tonight
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and we would love
for all of you to come.
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Oh! That was
a big ramp-up for paella.
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A rice-based dish
with gifts from the sea.
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I'm in.
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Yeah, me too.
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Yay.
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Emily?
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Well, look at this.
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Shred has brought
a friendly face in
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for his 10-week
performance review.
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Lovely to meet you.
I've heard great things.
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Patel, you wanna do
that thing we rehearsed?
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Yeah, I changed my mind.
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May I?
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Sure.
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Dead man!
Dead man walking!
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We got a dead man
walking here!
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He's gonna be fine.
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Take it easy on him.
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He didn't get much sleep
last night.
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Oh! I bet he didn't
'cause of you guys.
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Should we start the
performance review?
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Emily, what about tonight?
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Come on, I won't take no
for an answer.
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No.
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Kidding, um...
that was a joke.
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I, um... yeah.
I would love to come.
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Okay.
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You have blood
on your face.
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It's just...
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It's just a little bit there,
to the left.
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I'm just gonna go, uh,
wash my face right now.
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So... excuse me.
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♪
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♪
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Hmm. Incident 40.
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On the 27th the same catch pole
was left by the trainee
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in the Walgreens parking lot.
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Okay. Uh... could you
just call me Shred?
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Said trainee is under the
impression that catch poles
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are cheap disposable tools,
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when, in fact, they cost $285
a piece before engraving.
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Okay, I think we have
enough specifics.
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Uh... should we
just wrap this up?
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I'm sorry. Am I actually gonna
get fired?
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It is the recommendation
of this senior officer
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that we extend said trainee's
10-week probationary period
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by another 10 weeks.
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Is this normal?
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No.
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Congratulations, Shred.
This is good news.
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And you owe us four catch poles.
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Okay.
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Truck 8.
Report of a dead sturgeon
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that needs to be removed
from Memorial Bridge.
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Nuh-uh.
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No. I don't wanna pick up
a rotting fish.
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I got this.
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Truck 8 responding.
We're nowhere near the vicinity.
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There's a GPS
transponder on your truck.
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Yeah.
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Standby.
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Seriously?
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Uh, Dispatch...
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Memorial Bridge is
in the Department of
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Fish and Game jurisdiction
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so we have to cede
to their authority.
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Yeah.
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Not the southern
half where the carcass is.
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Truck 8 responding.
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Thank you.
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Listen, I didn't wanna say
anything in front of Emily
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because I think these things
should be kept in the truck.
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But regarding the whole
performance review thing,
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I also have some thoughts.
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And you're sure you wanna
say those thoughts out loud?
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It's about your
mentorship style.
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You tend to focus
on the negative.
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Oh, well that's because
you always give me
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such an unbelievable
multi-course meal of screw-ups.
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Like when you left
the raccoon crate open
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or forgot about the popsicle
in the glove compartment.
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You did that one twice.
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But, see why do
you have this list
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of all my mistakes
in your head?
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Why not a list of all
the things I do awesome?
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You know what?
You're right.
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That's on me.
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I'm gonna need more time.
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Oh!
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Oh God!
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Are you telling me
there's not one bear
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that could've taken
this off our hands?
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Come on bears!
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Good thing my olfactory
senses have been deadened
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from years of changing diapers.
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Oh, man.
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Nope. I smell the whole
thing. Ugh!
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This thing's huge.
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How are we supposed to put it
in the back of our truck?!
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Maybe we don't have to.
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It would be really nice to
stick it to Fish and Game.
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Maybe we could drag this thing
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a dozen feet north
into their jurisdiction.
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I like it.
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We stick it to those
cocky bastards.
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Yeah, with their helicopters
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and their incredible
health insurance.
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With their stupid Instagram.
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It's like, I get it,
you track elk.
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Right? Hey, so are you actually
gonna help me lift this?
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Or do you still have
"back issues"?
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I do have back issues.
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Do you need to see
a scan of my C-4?
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I don't need to see
a scan of your C-4,
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I've seen you carry
two cases of beer.
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Again with the barbecue?
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I told you, that was
pure adrenaline.
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I don't wanna do this now.
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Let's... let's pick up
the fish.
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Ugh!
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Oh... you reek.
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You've been here long enough
for rigor-mortis to set in.
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Here, chuck it here.
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Hoo!
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Oh, no.
Fish and Game.
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How did they get ATVs?
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What the...?
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Cancel the drone.
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We get it, you got
a lotta toys.
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The boys get a
little squirrelly
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after a week in
the high country.
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Just having a little fun.
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So there's the fish.
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We were tracking poachers
about nine clicks due south,
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by the ridge-line.
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Cool.
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So there's the fish.
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Prescription.
Our insurance covers them now.
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Yeah. Whatever.
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Well look,
it looks like it's, uh,
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unfortunately on your side
of the bridge.
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Yeah, it's on our side.
We got it.
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Okay.
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Thanks for babysitting it
until we got here.
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Good to see you again, Leslie.
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That was so satisfying.
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They get free glasses?
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Apparently.
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Listen. I've had
a lot of coaches
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so I know what works
for me and I think
I can help you out.
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So you could mentor
my mentoring?
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Yeah. I used to have this one
coach from Croatia, Madric,
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before he critiqued me
he would always leave
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with something I did... well.
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Truck 12. Report of
a very aggressive attack dog.
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2929 West 53rd Street.
Seattle PD can't handle it.
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Truck 12 responding.
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Hey man, you really nailed
your "Truck 12 responding".
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The timbre of your voice was
assertive but not insistent.
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Real kudos to you.
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Okay.
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Sarcasm is another thing
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I wanted to bring up
to your attention
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but I have been working on
my radio voice... so thank you.
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Here they come
in their big puffy suits.
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What do we got, boys?
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It's a lawyer from Panama, got
arrested for money laundering.
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He's got an attack dog
you're too scared to deal with?
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- It's crazy looking, man.
- Some sort of mastiff.
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Looks like it should be
guarding the gates of hell.
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We got it from here,
you guys take a break.
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Oh, that's right,
you already are.
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- You ready?
- Let's do it.
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Alright.
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Fifty bucks they don't
fit through the front door.
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- You getting this?
- Oh yeah.
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They're mocking us, Frank.
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They're mocking you,
Shred. I look incredible.
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Ow!
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What are you doing?
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Oh, yeah.
Just updating and collating
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our emergency preparedness
manual. So...
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Did you cut your hand
again there?
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No. Well... uh...
well, yeah.
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Just a few paper cuts.
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Maybe you're not handling
paper properly.
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Uh huh.
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What are you doing? Um...
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Yeah, you guys
smell like fish.
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Yeah.
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Oh, we moved a whopper off
the bridge today. It was...
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Right, right.
The sturgeon.
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What did you... what did you
guys end up doing with that?
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We bagged it.
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And we... we took it to the City
Disposal Area per protocol.
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Oh, great. Did you guys see
anybody up there?
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Oh yeah, yeah.
There were hikers.
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One of them had
a man bun.
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She knows.
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Oh.
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Yeah. Fish and Game
called me.
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I can't believe you guys moved a
carcass to another jurisdiction.
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Okay, it was like
four meters. Nothing.
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Not a big deal.
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Victoria, I know that's
really 12 feet.
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And you do not dump work
on other agencies.
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Okay, they're really
condescending though.
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They called us dead
fish babysitters.
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Oh, yeah, that's unfortunate.
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But what, you're just gonna
stoop to their level?
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Why take the high road?
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The low road
has less traffic.
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Oh, I mean that's...
that's gonna go viral.
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That's good.
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- What is...?
- Who is it?
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No! They did what we did
to them back to us.
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Oh, it is on
like Donkey Kong.
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What? No. No.
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You two are taking
this fish directly
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to the City Disposal Area
per protocol.
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Is that clear?
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Crystal clear.
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Fine, boss.
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Nope.
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I think it's endearing how
she actually believes us.
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- Right? She's the best.
- Yeah.
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Whoo!
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Whoo doggy!
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- Yeah.
- Whoo!
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Come on out, pooch!
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We got a bucket of bloody meat
in the truck for you.
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Just here
for a spot of tea.
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Clear... clear to the left.
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That's a really nice fireplace.
259
00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,536
- Is it clear?
- It's clear.
260
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,541
I'll check in here.
261
00:10:10,543 --> 00:10:12,853
Whoa! I think
this is a safe room.
262
00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:18,717
It's him!
263
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,722
Oh, doggy.
264
00:10:23,556 --> 00:10:24,956
Get in the room!
Get in the room!
265
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,288
- Get in the room!
- Close it! Close it!
266
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:30,761
The hallway is
officially not clear!
267
00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,374
That dog is pissed.
268
00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:35,772
It's been 10 minutes.
269
00:10:35,769 --> 00:10:37,239
I hope they're doing okay
in there
270
00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:38,307
in their big puffy suits.
271
00:10:40,607 --> 00:10:42,307
I've never been in a panic
dressing room.
272
00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,439
Okay. I get a smidge claustrophobic,
273
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:46,454
I should probably
come clean about that.
274
00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,546
Important contacts.
275
00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:50,077
Lawyer. Accountant.
Soul Cycle instructor.
276
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,953
- Hmm. Oh, hold on.
- What?
277
00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:52,792
Dante information.
278
00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,386
A-word, victory.
R-word, tranquillo.
279
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,888
Dante's the dog.
280
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:59,990
Dante! Is that right?
Are you Dante?
281
00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:04,655
What is this room made out of?
There's very little air.
282
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,174
And why aren't
the ceilings higher?
283
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,896
A is for attack,
R is for release.
284
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,641
If you say victory,
he attacks.
285
00:11:09,636 --> 00:11:12,306
If you say tranquillo,
Dante should stand down.
286
00:11:12,305 --> 00:11:13,965
I feel like it's tranquillo.
287
00:11:13,974 --> 00:11:14,914
No, it's tranquillo.
288
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,508
I took Spanish in
community college.
289
00:11:16,509 --> 00:11:18,179
Okay. I have an actual
Spanish girlfriend
290
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:20,008
that yells at me in Spanish
all the time.
291
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,683
Dude. It's tranquillo.
I'm going for it.
292
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,322
Dude, I'm not
100 percent on this
293
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,347
but I don't think you're
rolling your R's enough.
294
00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,295
Tranquillo.
295
00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:41,534
Nailed it.
296
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:46,513
Oh!!! It's got me!
297
00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:47,706
Frank! Frank!
298
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,937
- It's going to kill me!
- Frank!
299
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:51,953
It's got me! Help!!!
300
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:56,645
Help! Help! Help me.
It's gonna eat me!
301
00:11:56,649 --> 00:11:59,049
It's a hellhound!
It is not of this realm!
302
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,155
This thing
is getting so heavy.
303
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,657
Hurry! Hurry!
Go, go, go!
304
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:08,159
Look at all
their stuff.
305
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,701
Oh, my God,
they've got a sauna!
306
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:17,240
What? Whose taxes are
paying for that?
307
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:18,137
In here.
308
00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:20,139
Ahhhh!
309
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,581
- Put it up here.
- Right here.
310
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,377
Oh!
311
00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:28,324
Over there. Pick it up.
312
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,475
All officers be advised.
313
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:32,222
Possible security breach
in sector Foxtrot One.
314
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:38,164
- Right this way...!
315
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:40,326
Go! Go!
316
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,373
That could've been my arm.
317
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:48,367
Yeah.
318
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:49,838
He's going to town
on that thing.
319
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:50,897
It's like kibble to him.
320
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,444
It's probably because
the suit smells like
321
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,509
every dog and cat
we've ever captured.
322
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:56,707
We gotta change our scent.
323
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:59,909
We gotta smell like the owner.
We gotta smell like money, man.
324
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,682
I'm putting on the silks.
325
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,894
Yeah, good call.
326
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,556
Take off the huge
protective suit
327
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:12,625
and ensconce yourself
in that impenetrable
kevlar-like material, silk.
328
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,125
See? This is exactly
what I'm talking about.
329
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:17,968
I come up with a good idea
and you shoot it down
330
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,195
without even trying.
331
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:22,269
But if it's a bad idea, which
it is, we could end up dead.
332
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,269
Put your clothes back on.
333
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:26,310
No! I'm putting on his musk.
334
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,276
Please don't.
I can't stand that...
335
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,447
Oh. I usually hate cologne but
that has some really good notes.
336
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,445
I know. It smells good.
337
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:37,247
This is a good idea and you
should do it with me, man.
338
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,450
It's gonna work
339
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,991
and I think it would be a big
step for you mentor-wise.
340
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,058
Would you please
stop implying
341
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,615
that this is a two-way
learning process?
342
00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,233
It's infuriating.
343
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:48,795
Frank, I'm going out there
with or without you.
344
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:49,725
Okay.
345
00:13:49,729 --> 00:13:50,559
Which is it?
346
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,433
Without.
347
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,001
Sometimes it takes
a horrific mauling
348
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,670
to learn from your mistakes.
349
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,067
This is probably
your mauling.
350
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:58,944
Open the door.
351
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,318
On my count.
One... two...
352
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,115
Are you seriously not
going out there with me?
353
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,017
I mean, you would look
so good in the black.
354
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:12,949
Three.
355
00:14:15,822 --> 00:14:18,332
Hey. You smell that?
356
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:22,295
That's right, I'm a global money
laundering master.
357
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,625
I would do an accent
358
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:27,200
but I don't know how to do one
in a way that's not offensive.
359
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,140
Frank! Frank!
I got him. I did it!
360
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,167
Victory!
361
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:32,041
No!
362
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:35,013
It's tranquillo! Tranquillo!
363
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:37,639
Tranquillo!
364
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:40,652
Shred?
365
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,651
It worked!
366
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:43,880
You died?
367
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:45,717
It worked.
368
00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:48,786
Wow. I guess that's two vi...
369
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:53,230
...moments of success
I've had here today.
370
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:58,374
Hey.
371
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:00,496
Patel still cleaning up?
372
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,340
Yeah. He gets dinged if he
comes home smelling like fish.
373
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,573
Hey. Is everything
all good with you?
374
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,543
With me? Oh yeah, totally.
Why?
375
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,382
I don't know.
376
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:12,347
You were just really
collating earlier
377
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:14,075
and you've got all these
paper cuts.
378
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,381
I don't know, you just kinda
seem like something's up.
379
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:21,053
Oh. Um... Yeah. Yeah.
380
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,164
I don't wanna go to
this dinner tonight.
381
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:27,656
I don't really wanna go and eat
Camila's freakin' paella
382
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:29,500
and just watch her
and Shred be
383
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:33,166
all international
snowboard lovers, so...
384
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,166
Oh, my God.
385
00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:37,838
I must be more self-involved
than I thought.
386
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,367
I had no idea you had
a thing for Shred.
387
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,542
Oh... oh no, I don't...
um, anymore.
388
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,752
I mean, I did, like...
like, no, I definitely did.
389
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:48,015
But, um... no, then she
came back and she's, like,
390
00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,875
off the charts amazing, so.
391
00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:50,852
Yeah.
392
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,120
I'm just kinda, like,
in my head about it.
393
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,549
So maybe that means
I do still like him.
394
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,064
I don't know.
395
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:57,716
Oh, man. Yeah.
396
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,764
That can't be easy.
But she's so gorgeous.
397
00:15:59,759 --> 00:16:00,629
Yeah.
398
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,557
And, like, really cool
and nice and fun.
399
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,032
She seems like
a cool chick.
400
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,771
Yeah. And she's
a pro athlete, so.
401
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:06,625
Yeah.
402
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,243
I don't wanna be around
any of that.
403
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,565
Hey, um, why don't you
just bail tonight?
404
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:11,900
I could vouch for you.
405
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,314
You know, say you had
a tummy thing.
406
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,076
Everyone knows
that you barf easy.
407
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,375
How do you think
that would look?
408
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,946
Honestly, probably
like a bail so, uh...
409
00:16:18,945 --> 00:16:19,945
Yeah.
410
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:21,446
Oh, why don't we get
a few drinks beforehand
411
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,278
and show up a bit wasted?
412
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,223
I mean, I wish there was
another way, but...
413
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,218
Well, I will be there tonight
414
00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,819
so if it gets
totally unbearable,
415
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,960
just give me a signal.
416
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,586
And then we can get
outta there together.
417
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:32,561
It'll be our little cover.
418
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,429
Okay.
419
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:35,227
Really?
420
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,258
Yeah.
421
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,229
Okay, thank you.
Thank you.
422
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,571
I do think that you should head
home and freshen up though.
423
00:16:40,567 --> 00:16:42,767
- Yeah.
- Change those bandages.
424
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:46,639
God, I am just not
clotting today. So...
425
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,409
Yeah, get some
fresh ones on.
426
00:16:48,408 --> 00:16:49,678
Yeah. Stop by the doctor.
427
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,276
Okay. Maybe stitches.
428
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:56,347
You wanna take this guy
on a perp walk?
429
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,819
Yeah, you wanna put
your uniform back on?
430
00:16:57,817 --> 00:17:00,417
No, no. I think it'd be baller
to go out there like this.
431
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,360
You know, the cops are
going to be filming it.
432
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,455
Dressed like a tablecloth?
433
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,686
Dude, I look good.
434
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,931
Also, I'm still
waiting for it.
435
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,026
What?
436
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,257
The "good job, Shred".
"You killed it".
437
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,762
"Your outside the box thinking
really came through".
438
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,274
I don't teach like that.
439
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:13,996
Come on, man.
440
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,270
What's the point of all this?
441
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,698
It's like you're trying to
demoralize me into leaving.
442
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,444
Is that what you want,
you want me to quit?
443
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,639
No, I don't want you
to quit.
444
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,980
Then make me feel like we're
in this together, Frank.
445
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,975
I don't know how to do it
any other way.
446
00:17:24,977 --> 00:17:26,607
It's me, Shred.
Come on.
447
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:30,353
Well, what if we saw this
as a teachable mentor moment?
448
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,020
It's hard to take you seriously
dressed like that
449
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,648
but I'm thinking about it.
450
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:52,514
♪
451
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,235
♪
452
00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,351
It's here!
453
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,976
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.
454
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,050
Wow.
455
00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,048
I hope there's
another one of those.
456
00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,519
Amazing.
457
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,747
Thank you for doing this.
458
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:06,852
Of course.
459
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:09,263
You know, I made Shred
seat us next to each other.
460
00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,356
Oh?
461
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:11,757
I'm really excited
to get to know you
462
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,688
and a little nervous,
to be honest.
463
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,863
Why... why are you nervous?
464
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,855
I'd like to make
a toast, everyone.
465
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:20,534
Uh... first of all, Camila,
thank you so much for having us.
466
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,573
This paella looks delicious.
467
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,739
And might I add,
468
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,206
the paella is not the only dish
being served today.
469
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:28,707
Fish and Game
also received
470
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:32,948
a nice, big plate of
how do you like me now?
471
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,845
What?
472
00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,120
Oh, nothing. Never mind.
473
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,615
What is he on?
474
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:41,615
Wait, so why... why were
you nervous to meet me?
475
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,961
It's... it's just
the way that Shred...
476
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,255
You know what?
477
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,287
If we're giving speeches,
uh, then I think it's my turn.
478
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,693
Really? I feel like
we should just dig in
479
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:48,734
'cause that looks amazing.
480
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,928
Yeah. Let's not really
do toasts,
481
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:52,299
let's just let conversations
evolve, you know?
482
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,399
Did you guys not eat today?
483
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,370
Because I would like
to direct this
484
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,768
at Camila's much, much
lesser half,
485
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,811
who actually had a halfway
decent day in the field.
486
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:06,809
He single-handedly captured
a 149-pound mastiff
487
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,423
and then wore the hell
out of some silk pajamas.
488
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:10,876
I would like to recommend
my trainee,
489
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:14,123
from here on out,
be known as Shred.
490
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,320
Woohoo!
491
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:18,232
He is off probation and is
granted junior officer status.
492
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,657
- Cheers!
- Cheers.
493
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:25,326
I would like to propose
a toast myself.
494
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,442
To Frank, who might just turn
out to be a pretty good mentor.
495
00:19:28,435 --> 00:19:29,965
But he's not quite there
496
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:33,009
so I recommend extending
his mentor probation period.
497
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,635
Uh... mentor probation?
That's not a thing.
498
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,782
Show of hands who thinks mentor
probation should be a thing.
499
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,978
I'm in.
500
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,480
What a bunch of Judas'.
Guess who's back on probation?
501
00:19:44,484 --> 00:19:48,524
Yes, my trainee everyone.
I pull my recommendation.
502
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,429
So... so you were saying
something about Shred
503
00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:53,955
and you being nervous
and then you...
504
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,830
Oh no, it's stupid.
I'm just being insecure.
505
00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,198
It's just that you can tell
by the way he talks about you
506
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,798
that he thinks
you're really great.
507
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:01,770
Oh.
508
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:05,638
And then I met you
and you're, like, radiant.
509
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,168
Okay, I... I don't know
about that.
510
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,213
I don't know that I radiate.
511
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,508
You do. Trust me.
512
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,211
I think they're waiting for the
host to tell them they can eat.
513
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,553
Oh my God, of course.
Let's eat.
514
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:17,349
I'm gonna start with you.
515
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,648
- What is that?
- Wait. What?
516
00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,621
Oh!!!!!
517
00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:30,231
What the hell is that?
518
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,334
That's the overwhelming
smell of defeat.
519
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,571
Oh, Jeez!
520
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:39,538
Oh!
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