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-Previously on Ally McBeal.
-I have a son.
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Why didn't you
tell me this before?
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-Because I'm, uh, ashamed.
-Where is he?
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He's in Detroit...
with his mother.
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-I just thought I'd surprise you.
-So you're from out of town?
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-Detroit.
-Yeah.
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-Detroit?
-Yeah.
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-So you must be--Ah, yeah.
-Sam's mom.
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-Murder?
-She drove over her boyfriend.
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-What's the defense, bad tires?
-She suffers from Tourette's syndrome.
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Pfft! Splat!
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John, she likes you.Do you like her?
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-With her syndrome--
-Poop!
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-And perhaps mine--
-[Blubbering]
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That would be a very dangerous
combination.
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[Both Screaming]
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-I think she gets you.
-I know I come with a few quirks.
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I would l-love
to go out with you.
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I still love you.
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I know you
still love me.
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-She wants to be a family again.
-What did you say?
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I agreed. If there's any way we could work
it out, we should work it out.
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I didn't think
there was any way...
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since I was so totally
in love with somebody else.
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[Vonda]♪ Gimme, gimme dat ding ♪
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♪ Gimme dat, gimme datGimme, gimme, gimme dat ♪
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♪ Gimme dat ding, gimme datGimme, gimme dat ♪
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♪ Gimme dat ding, gimme dat Gimme, gimmedat Gimme, gimme, gimme dat ding ♪
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♪ Oh, gimme dat, gimme datGimme, gimme, gimme dat ♪
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♪ Gimme dat ding, gimme datGimme, gimme dat ♪
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♪ Gimme dat ding, gimme dat Gimme, gimmedat Gimme, gimme, gimme dat ding ♪
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-♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪-You don't seem that nervous.
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If I were getting married
in two days, puke city.
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Not that Ling-A-Rama wouldn't make
an excellent wife.
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-What are your thoughts? You seem quiet.-Well--
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Whoo!
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I think Tourette's is so cool. It'd be sogreat to just annoy people like that.
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You whoop and twitch.Any other good ones?
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-Sex.
-[Sputters]
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Did you say "sex"?
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There's a certain hyperactivity involved
that can be released through
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tics and also sex.
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-I'm planning on relieving myself later.
-Uh, Poughkeep--Poughkeep--
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[Whooping]
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We've totally picked up on each other's
tics. It's so cute.
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Anyway, Ling, I'm sorry. Whose friend areyou? Is it Randy or Lisa's?
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I'm Lisa's friend now.
That's why I'm a bridesmaid.
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But I used to be engaged
to, uh, Randy.
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-You were saying about sex?
-Richard.
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It's an issue, John. Let's talk about it.
What if she whoops during?
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Is it you, is it the Tourette's? A man has
to know what's making his woman scream.
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Randy, you seem awfully quiet.
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Of course, I'd be a little stiff if I were
getting married.
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Are you sure she's the right one?
Because, honestly, I don't see it.
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How are things with you and Ling?Pretty tepid, I bet.
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I should say "hope."
[Chuckling]
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Yeah.
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Thoughts? Anybody.
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Floor's open.
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{\an8}♪ I've been downdown, down ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Oh ♪-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}-♪ Hoo, hoo ♪-♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}-You don't like it.
-No, no. no. I--Uh--Hmm.
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{\an8}-What?
-Well, it's just--hmm.
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{\an8}You know, uh,
have you considered...
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{\an8}several birds might try
to nest on it at the same time?
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{\an8}They could fight, die,and nature could suffer.
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{\an8}Yes. That's--That's
the first question I posed.
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{\an8}Ally, hats like this--
They eventually bear fruit.
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{\an8}Oh. You-You're very funny.
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Oh. My first primp job.
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Hey.
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Hey, Larry, Ally.
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Hey, Jamie.
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{\an8}Um, I-I-I'm sorry
to barge in, but, uh,
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{\an8}Larry, can I talk to you
for a second?
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{\an8}Oh! Oh, well, yeah.
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{\an8}'Cause, well, I-I-I've, um--
I-I was just--I have--
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-Work.
-Work, yes. I gotta go to work.
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It's, you know--
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-Tuesday.
-All day. Tuesday grind. Better go.
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-So I'll just be--
-Going?
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-Yeah. Out the door. See ya.
-Later.
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Yup.
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{\an8}-[Door Closes]-So.
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{\an8}What's up?
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{\an8}Well, um, I've decided
to move to Canada.
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Be near my family
in Parry Sound.
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Obviously, since it involves
taking Sam out of the States,
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I need you to
sign off on it.
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-Canada?
-It's a country.
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{\an8}-Why is she back?
-I don't know. I left.
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{\an8}Did you have to leave, or did you just run
out of the room?
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{\an8}I had to leave. She wanted to have
a moment.
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{\an8}You know, Renee, despite my many, many,
many character flaws,
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{\an8}jealousy is not
one of them.
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I was able to work in the same office
with Georgia,
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the woman who was married to the first ass
I ever sniffed.
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-I am actually--
-You're feeling jealous.
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{\an8}With this woman, yes.
I don't know why.
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{\an8}One could argue that she is the last
person I should be jealous of.
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{\an8}They have a child together. If there's
something between them,
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{\an8}they would work it out.
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{\an8}But she oozes something that makes me
crazy.
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{\an8}Open up.
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{\an8}-Excuse me?
-Your mouth. Open.
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{\an8}Bite down.
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{\an8}If you trust him,
then just let it be.
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{\an8}If you start acting out all nuts, you'll
do more damage that way.
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{\an8}So just cling to what you know,
tough it out through what you feel...
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{\an8}and everything
will be okay.
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{\an8}You were totally out of line!
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{\an8}I just tried to
make conversation.
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{\an8}You engaged in
inappropriate vulgarity.
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{\an8}You talked to me about having sex
with Melanie.
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-Have you had it yet?
-That--[Blubbers] ♪♪ [Humming]
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Never mind! I don't even know her
well enough yet--
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-She brought it up.
-Yeah, as a joke, damn it.
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That doesn't license you--With Randy? The
man's about to be married.
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-You talked about wanting to puke.
-He looked green.
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-Unacceptable!
-Look--
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Never mind! I'll see you when I get back.
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Back from where?
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Oh, Melanie wants me to stop by and watch
one of her classes.
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She's reading a chapter from her newbook.
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What is she, a--
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Unacceptable.
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Fine. Next time you
make the conversation.
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You should have
picked up the check.
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I just came from the bridal shop.
My dress is perfect.
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It's really so, so gorgeous.
I'm thrilled.
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You came all this way
to give me good news?
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-Well--
-What's wrong?
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I don't know how to say this without
sounding totally insane,
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but...
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you know how I always said that I'm
totally fine with your history with Randy?
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-Yes.
-Well, that's a lie.
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I'm a little
threatened by--
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I'm concerned...
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that deep down, you're still the one
he loves.
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What?
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I saw you two look
at each other last night,
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and something
just hit me.
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Lisa, Randy and I
were seven years ago.
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I lay in bed awake all night,
thinking,
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"My God.
I'm his second choice."
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Okay. This is what we call
pre-wedding day panic.
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How did you two end,
exactly?
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Neither one of you
has ever really told me.
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Sweetie,
I dumped him.
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-And did it break his heart?
-Well, I do that sort of thing.
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I'm sure he's mended.
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It's another country, Jamie.
People talk funny in Canada.
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And forget drugs and guns.
People there are into hockey.
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[Sighs]
That's clever.
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What are the schools like?
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You never bother to ask what they're like
in Detroit.
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I don't want my son raised
in Canada, Jamie, and--
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Why not?
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Because it's bad enough
he's in Detroit!
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It's--
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[Sighs]
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-What's there?
-His grandparents, his cousins.
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On your side.
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Yeah, he's had no connection to your side.
He's barely had a connection to you.
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I'm sorry.
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I shouldn't have said that.
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Look, Larry, I--
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It'd be better there for--
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I could get him
out of the city.
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It'd be better for me.
This is--
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Detroit's on the border
of Canada anyway.
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You're just having
an emotional reaction.
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Please don't say that like I'm not
entitled to it, Jamie.
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You want to take my kid
out of the country.
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Allow me to react
with some emotion.
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Look, Larry, if being closer to him
is really an issue,
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then why the hell
aren't you in Detroit?
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No. That one
I'm not sorry for.
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I mean, it's the question
that keeps going unsaid.
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They have courts there
and law firms.
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From my perspective, I see only one reason
you have for living in Boston.
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Are you in love with her?
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Yes.
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Is this, uh, uh--Is this about
getting me back?
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No. No.
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Um--
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I-It's about--
[Sighs]
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giving Sam
a sense of family,
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a sense he doesn't have
at the moment.
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"It wasn't so bad,having two heads.
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"The head called Sally
could eat ice cream,
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"while the head called Sarah
could eat cake.
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"Sally could read...
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"while Sarah
could watch TV.
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"And best of all, they could alwayskeep each other company.
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"The problem was,
while Sally was good,
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"Sarah was sometimes
very, very bad.
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"One day
during nap time,
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"Sarah wasn'treally asleep.
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"She had one eye opened,
and she saw Sally asleep.
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"And Sarah picked upa sharp pencil...
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-and raised it"--Whoo!
-Whoo!
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Oh. Uh--Sorry.
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Just carry on.
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"And, and, and!
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"She brought the pencil
closer and closer to Sally,
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"who lay there sleeping,unaware.
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And then Sarah smiled"--
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And she stabbed Sally
in the throat!
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-[Screaming]
-[Screams]
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. That isnot what happened. Come here!
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Come here, you little chitlins. Nobody got
stabbed. Come sit down.
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Ms. West. May I speak to you
ever so briefly?
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Well, I amin the middle of class.
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I assure you this will only
take a minute.
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Sir, would you mind terribly monitoring
the class until Ms. West returns?
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-Well, I--
-Thank you. Ms. West!
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-[Children Groaning]
-I'll be back. I'll be back.
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00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,932
[Boy]I don't want you to go.
234
00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:08,519
-Children frighten me.
-Just tell them a story.
235
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,454
Hello?
236
00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:32,752
Well, let's see here.
237
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:36,672
Once upon a time, um,
238
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,009
there was this little train that went
chugging down the track.
239
00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:43,929
Choo-choo.
[Nose Whistles Twice]
240
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:48,058
Okay. That was not the train. That was--
Uh, Poughkeep. Poughkeep.
241
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:51,145
It was from the Bronx.
242
00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:53,189
-Why did it do that?
-What?
243
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:57,151
Poughkeep, Poughkeep. I never heard of
a train doing that.
244
00:12:57,234 --> 00:12:59,862
-Well, it's just, uh--
-You're a boring little man.
245
00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:02,031
-I-I'm not boring.
-Yes, you are.
246
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,493
I'm-I'm-I'm meek.
There's a difference.
247
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,870
Why are you meek?
It's not attractive.
248
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:10,831
Well, I--
249
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:16,337
Well, when I was a child,
I misbehaved,
250
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:18,798
and what you children
probably don't know yet...
251
00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:20,758
is that when children
misbehave,
252
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:23,719
there's a tradition
in this country.
253
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:28,891
Their parents go into their rooms at night
and snip off their toes.
254
00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:31,602
I don't know why.It's a big secret...
255
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:35,731
kept from all children, especially the
ones with the big mouths!
256
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,235
They always get their toeshacked off.
257
00:13:39,318 --> 00:13:41,320
-Mine were chopped.
-[Gasping]
258
00:13:41,403 --> 00:13:43,030
It rendered me meek.
259
00:13:43,113 --> 00:13:45,533
Usually happens
on the sixth birthday.
260
00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,078
-Snip, snip, snip.
-[Screaming]
261
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:54,250
Yeah. Not so boring now,
am I, you little snot?
262
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,085
-John.
-Yes?
263
00:13:57,336 --> 00:14:00,297
Uh, Melanie,
they're all yours.
264
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,801
Lucy seems upset.
265
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:05,886
-We have to go.
-Is your class--
266
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:09,390
I was just fired.
Whoo!
267
00:14:09,473 --> 00:14:11,392
Uh--
268
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,657
To be discharged for a disability
is flat-out against the law.
269
00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:29,034
It's illegal, it's not allowed,
it's prohibited, it's a crime.
270
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:30,035
It's not a crime.
271
00:14:30,119 --> 00:14:33,205
It's all those others.
It's illegal, prohibited.
272
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,041
Your Honor, I'm not comfortable with them
rushing off to court alleging some--
273
00:14:36,125 --> 00:14:37,585
Wig!
274
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,753
My client has Tourette's
syndrome, Your Honor.
275
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:43,215
It's why she was fired. We're dealing with
a truly despicable, cowardly act here.
276
00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:46,093
She was not fired for her Tourette's,
and for the record,
277
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,887
I'm not comfortable withcounsel's personal attack.
278
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,096
Why was she fired?
279
00:14:49,179 --> 00:14:52,224
She was discharged
because she frightens the children.
280
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,269
The stories she writes are scary,her behavior startles them,
281
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,813
and three months ago she ran over
the school's director with her truck.
282
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,149
-For which she was acquitted.
-She did run him over.
283
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,692
No specific intent was found.
284
00:15:01,775 --> 00:15:03,360
Which is little consolation
to a child.
285
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,821
Yes, she drives over people,
but she doesn't mean it.
286
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,281
I object to that sarcasm.
287
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:10,075
Mr. Cage, he does have a point.
288
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,952
One of the functions, I assume,
of your client's job--
289
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,412
-Hair Club!
-[Squawks]
290
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:13,913
Poughkeep, Poughkeep,
Poughkeep.
291
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,625
Ah, see--[Blubbering]
Frank Sinatra.
292
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,418
Frank Sinatra?
293
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,503
I apologize, Your Honor.
I have a stutter.
294
00:15:21,587 --> 00:15:24,548
To correct it, I sometimes focus on
phonetically preemptive sounds.
295
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,216
"Poughkeepsie"
is one of them.
296
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,470
It also being a town in New York,
it sometimes makes me think of...
297
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,514
and sometimes say things
relating to New York.
298
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,893
That time it triggered a memory of the
song, "New York, New York,"
299
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:37,895
which was sung
by Frank Sinatra.
300
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:42,066
Perhaps you've heard of it.
[Nose Whistling]
301
00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:45,527
I have to say, I'm not comfortable
with any of this.
302
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:48,322
Look, I can rule on this.
303
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,908
I would prefer not to,
at least for now.
304
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:52,534
I would like the two parties to gettogether
305
00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:55,579
and at least try to worksomething out.
306
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,289
Failing that, then the matter
again falls into my--
307
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:57,831
Hair!
308
00:15:57,915 --> 00:16:01,168
Hair. Hands.
[Clears Throat]
309
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:03,504
Adjourned.
310
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:08,050
[Elevator Bell Dings]
311
00:16:09,885 --> 00:16:12,805
-Ling.
-Randy.
312
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:17,601
-Can I talk to you for a second?
-Yeah.
313
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,311
Sure.
314
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:24,608
-What's up?
-Well, Lisa's being very erratic.
315
00:16:24,692 --> 00:16:27,820
I know she came in and talked to you
about something.
316
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:29,655
She's not sick
or anything, is she?
317
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:34,493
Sick? No. She's fine.
318
00:16:34,576 --> 00:16:37,705
-She came in to talk about her dress.
-You're lying.
319
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,625
She's having second thoughts,
isn't she?
320
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,295
-I think she's afraid you might be.
-What?
321
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:48,590
She's got this crazy notion that she may
not be the girl of your dreams.
322
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,760
Is she?
323
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,223
Randy.
324
00:16:56,306 --> 00:17:00,561
Guys don't always get
the girl of their dreams, Ling.
325
00:17:00,644 --> 00:17:03,564
A friend once told me that.
326
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,566
She thinks I still love you?
327
00:17:05,649 --> 00:17:07,818
Do you?
328
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,031
I plan to take care
of her, Ling.
329
00:17:12,114 --> 00:17:15,909
I love her, and I plan
to make her very happy.
330
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,040
That's great.
331
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,925
Do you think maybe you feel up
to going back to your office?
332
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,847
Still feeling
just as jealous?
333
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,058
And insecure?
334
00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:43,020
Okay.
335
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:47,107
You stay rightwhere you are then.
336
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:49,693
Have a fresh pencil.
337
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,450
The thing is, John, I'm meeting with
the publisher next week.
338
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:59,536
My agent, he's already concerned about me
being arrested for murder,
339
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:00,370
acquittal aside.
340
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,247
And if I have any shot at being an author,
341
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,292
I have to be able to handle book tours
and signings.
342
00:18:05,375 --> 00:18:10,047
-How does this affect that?
-Well, I write children's books, John.
343
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:14,093
A reputation that I frighten
five-year-olds is not what I need to have.
344
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:16,804
I just have to ask, if you were so
concerned about your writing career,
345
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,598
why were you willing
to risk a conviction...
346
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,725
and a life sentence
only a week--
347
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,435
-That was different.
-Why?
348
00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:26,563
-Whoo! Whoo!
-Oh, you faked that.
349
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,816
I know a fake squeal
when I hear one.
350
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:32,569
Now, why this sudden future
over your fervor?
351
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,030
[Blubbering]
352
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,282
Fear. Uh, der Führer.
353
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,410
Why this fervor
over your future?
354
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,956
♪♪ [Humming]
355
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,667
Well,
356
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:50,087
I'm in a little bit more
of an optimistic place...
357
00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:52,756
than I was a week ago.
358
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,634
Oh. Uh--
359
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:59,471
Suddenly life
is full of--
360
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,934
Future.
361
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:05,853
Yeah.
362
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,690
I'll try to, um--
I'll make this, uh,
363
00:19:09,773 --> 00:19:14,695
discharge--
I'll try to fix it, Melanie.
364
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:16,697
Thank you.
365
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,663
-John.
-[Both Squeal]
366
00:19:25,622 --> 00:19:27,958
Sorry.
367
00:19:28,041 --> 00:19:30,794
Mrs. Styles and Mr. Milter
are on their way up.
368
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,046
All right. Thank you.
Thank you, Elaine.
369
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,009
[Quiet Squeal]
370
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:41,972
My problem is, Jamie, you didn't come here
to discuss it.
371
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,391
You came here to just announce it
as a fait accompli.
372
00:19:44,474 --> 00:19:45,893
No I came to get your
consent.
373
00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:46,852
Why didn't you just call me?
374
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:50,355
Because I didn't want to do it over the
phone! It involves our son, damn it.
375
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,153
Look, maybe we should just
let the lawyers handle it.
376
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,155
Maybe it was a mistake to think
you and I--
377
00:19:58,238 --> 00:19:59,239
Why not move to Boston?
378
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,909
-Boston?
-Yes.
379
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:04,786
For the same reasons Detroit doesn't work
for you, Boston doesn't work for me.
380
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,747
That's not true. You've lived
here.
381
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,248
-You know people here.
-Larry.
382
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:11,251
You could make a life here easier than
I could make one there, Jamie.
383
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:14,713
-No, th-there are problems here that--
-You're just making excuses.
384
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,548
-I'm not making excuses!
-Then what problems?
385
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,009
You!
386
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,267
Look, Larry.
Who are we kidding?
387
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,771
I mean, we may not have been compatible
living together,
388
00:20:30,854 --> 00:20:34,316
but... as we stand here,
389
00:20:34,399 --> 00:20:37,069
we continue to set records...
390
00:20:37,152 --> 00:20:39,863
for how long we can be alone
together in a room...
391
00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:41,949
without tearing
each other's clothes off.
392
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,707
[Sighs]
393
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:56,421
However much--and I know
how wrong you are--
394
00:20:56,505 --> 00:20:59,883
[Sighs] And however much
you love this Ally,
395
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,927
and I'm sure you do--
396
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,346
I don't want to have
this discussion, Jamie.
397
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:08,016
No, let's just add it to the list of
the great unspokens.
398
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,815
But here's the biggest
unsaid thing of all.
399
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:19,236
I mean, for two people who have as much
passion for each other as we have...
400
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:22,823
and... who have
a son together,
401
00:21:22,906 --> 00:21:24,908
I mean, how can we not--
402
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,536
Because we know, we know,
we know it wouldn't work.
403
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,082
-Okay.
-I can't do this again.
404
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:34,668
That'd be
one time too many.
405
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,672
Okay.
406
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:43,135
Just tell me
that you know it's over.
407
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,804
[Sighs]
I know it's over.
408
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,356
Oh, no.
409
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,610
No.
410
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,654
[Door Opens]
411
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,254
-You think he would have called by now.
-Yes, you would, but--
412
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:23,383
I could be wrong here. If he were gonna
call, might he try you at your office?
413
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:26,762
-Oh.
-Just a thought.
414
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:30,223
-Some-Something is up, Renee.
-Ally--
415
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:33,894
No. I have a radar about these things, and
I'm emotionally a little psychic,
416
00:22:33,977 --> 00:22:36,229
and I know
that something is up.
417
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:38,899
What am I gonna do
if he really does love her?
418
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:42,486
-I do.
-That's--You're being--
419
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,613
You're the one who asked the question,
Ling. Trust me.
420
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,281
I've had it psychologically entombed.
421
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,618
Hey, I love her. I'm willing to walk down
the aisle with her.
422
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,497
But I guess I'm not prepared to wonder
for the rest of my life...
423
00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,083
whether I had
any chance with you.
424
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:59,086
Do I?
425
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:03,298
There's nothing I enjoy more than seeing a
happy couple and coming between them,
426
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,467
but Lisa's a friend of mine.
427
00:23:05,550 --> 00:23:08,595
All I'm asking for is the same honesty you
asked for and got from me.
428
00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:11,431
Whether or not you think
we could work out.
429
00:23:11,515 --> 00:23:14,434
Do you have any interest?
430
00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:19,606
Under normal circumstances,
I might say think it over,
431
00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:21,983
but I'm on a little bit
of a clock here.
432
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,112
Could you see
getting back with me?
433
00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:27,197
No.
434
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:30,409
That sounded
a little anemic.
435
00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,371
Not a chance.
436
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,920
Is that clear enough?
437
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,675
Yeah.
438
00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:52,806
Hey.
439
00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,226
What about the wedding?
440
00:23:59,104 --> 00:24:01,148
She's the next best thing.
441
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,859
I love her very dearly.
442
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:06,736
And you're still invited.
443
00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,662
[Door Closes]
444
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:19,416
Frankly, I think it's her stories that do
the most damage.
445
00:24:19,499 --> 00:24:21,626
She's got the one
about the two-headed girl.
446
00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,295
That story's ultimately
about tolerance.
447
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,839
Understood. But one of the heads
seems to be evil.
448
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,009
And then there's the taleabout the hippo...
449
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:31,261
who eats children
and poops them.
450
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:33,638
That's the children's version of TheIncredible Voyage.
451
00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:34,681
I don't care.
452
00:24:34,764 --> 00:24:37,684
How enchanting
can a journey be...
453
00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:40,020
when you get pooped through the small
intestine of a jungle animal?
454
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,106
Hold on. I'm not comfortable with the two
parties having direct dialogue,
455
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:44,691
I have to say.
456
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:47,277
Look, Mrs. Styles. Certainly you have to
admit to a slight bias here.
457
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:49,321
What bias?
Why should I be biased?
458
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,491
You're the school director. My client has
a history of backing up over them.
459
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,951
Also bear in mind you only came to be thedirector
460
00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,745
because of Ms. West'svehicular mishap.
461
00:24:56,828 --> 00:24:59,331
Oh, that's
a compelling argument.
462
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:00,749
You know she's a good teacher.
463
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:02,334
I'm not comfortable
with you addressing her.
464
00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,377
The children are afraid of her.
465
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,546
-And they call you Miss Warm and Fuzzy.
-Melanie.
466
00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,465
There's no call for that.
467
00:25:08,548 --> 00:25:11,092
I'm meeting with a publisher that wants to
do a book.
468
00:25:11,176 --> 00:25:14,679
So it's not the stories. Fat!
It's because of my tics and twitches.
469
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,598
I am not fat!
470
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,434
I'm not comfortable with everyone talkingat the same time.
471
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,728
-No, I'm not--
-Whoo!
472
00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,481
Oh, right.
Play the squeal card.
473
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,487
Remarks like that
make me see zeros.
474
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,614
[Bell Dings]
475
00:25:36,826 --> 00:25:38,828
-Hey. Elaine.
-Hey.
476
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:40,830
-Any calls?
-No.
477
00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:43,458
No? What do you mean, no?
Not one single call?
478
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:46,711
Well, one man wanted to know your
long-distance service.
479
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,671
Should I get him back for you?
480
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:50,298
Are you sure the lines are working?
Maybe the ringer is broken.
481
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,717
Uh, my phone rings.
482
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,262
Well, then why don't
you go answer it?
483
00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:58,598
-Bite my head off.
-Don't tempt me.
484
00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,897
[Ringing]
485
00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:08,400
-Hello? Hello?
-Hi, sweetie.
486
00:26:08,483 --> 00:26:11,152
Isn't it a relief to know it's working
after all?
487
00:26:16,449 --> 00:26:19,411
-Good arm.
-Larry.
488
00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:21,663
Uh, hey.
489
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,959
What?
490
00:26:29,170 --> 00:26:31,089
-You okay?
-Yeah.
491
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,592
-[Slams Receiver On Cradle]-Yeah, I'm--
492
00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:35,594
I am. I'm just, uh--
493
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:41,766
Well, the truth is is, um--
494
00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:45,228
Well, I've been having
this really weird vibe,
495
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,856
and it's not that I distrust you.
496
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,900
It's just that I've been having this
really weird vibe, for whatever reason,
497
00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:53,570
that there was something happening
between you and Jamie.
498
00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:56,448
There was.
499
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:58,742
Oh.
500
00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,952
I kissed her.
501
00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,287
Oh.
502
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,333
-Well, how was that?
-I started to kiss her, I should say,
503
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,668
because, you know, I couldn't--
obviously I couldn't.
504
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,629
Well, then there's
no problem then.
505
00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:13,214
I don't have a problem with the man I'm
seeing kissing another woman...
506
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,177
so long as he breaks it off within, say,
what--four or five seconds?
507
00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:17,886
Ally.
508
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:20,430
No, no. I am too old
for these kinds of games.
509
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:24,392
And I am way beyond men who--
No, what do you expect?
510
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,061
Do you expect me to give you some badge of
honor
511
00:27:26,144 --> 00:27:28,146
because you came forward with it
yourself?
512
00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:29,522
-If you'll let me speak--
-No, I want--
513
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,691
I think that you should leave.
514
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,027
No, I won't.
515
00:27:34,110 --> 00:27:37,030
No, I've been down this road before,
and I'm just not--
516
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:40,158
-No, I really want you to go.
-I think we should talk.
517
00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:43,495
-No, I can't. I don't--
-[Screams]
518
00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:46,331
[All Groaning]
519
00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,011
I was walking by. I tripped.
It was no biggie.
520
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:13,108
[Renee]♪ When you just give love ♪
521
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:17,070
♪ And never get love ♪
522
00:28:17,153 --> 00:28:20,407
♪ You'd better let love ♪
523
00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:25,120
♪ Depart ♪
524
00:28:25,203 --> 00:28:29,040
♪ I know it's so ♪
525
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,376
♪ And yet I know ♪
526
00:28:31,459 --> 00:28:36,798
♪ I can't get youout of my heart ♪
527
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:44,681
♪ Oh, you ♪
528
00:28:44,764 --> 00:28:49,477
♪ Made me leavemy happy home ♪
529
00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:53,314
"The heart will never be practical until
it can be made unbreakable."
530
00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:57,402
-A Wizard of Oz-ism.-I feel so bad for her.
531
00:28:57,485 --> 00:29:01,114
And I don't even like her.
532
00:29:01,197 --> 00:29:03,450
-You okay?
-What?
533
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:06,703
I'm fine.
534
00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:14,836
♪ Your love ♪
535
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,883
♪ Brings such misery ♪
536
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:22,719
♪ And pain ♪
537
00:29:24,512 --> 00:29:26,765
♪ I guess I'll never ♪
538
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,767
-♪ Be the same ♪-[Line Ringing]
539
00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:32,729
[Ally's Voice] Hi. Neither I nor Renee
can come to the phone right now.
540
00:29:32,812 --> 00:29:35,315
Please leave a message
and we'll call you back.
541
00:29:35,398 --> 00:29:36,900
[Beeps]
542
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:40,320
Ally?
Can you pick up?
543
00:29:42,071 --> 00:29:43,990
Please.
544
00:29:46,409 --> 00:29:48,328
Hello.
545
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:56,294
Great.
546
00:29:58,004 --> 00:29:59,964
[Door Opens]
547
00:30:02,509 --> 00:30:05,428
What happened?
548
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:06,513
Oh, what happened?
549
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:10,683
You happened, Jamie.
I told her you and I kissed.
550
00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,310
What did you do that for?
551
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:14,938
Because I don't want
to hide anything from her.
552
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:18,191
Because I want this one
to work. You know?
553
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,069
Because I am--
554
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:23,655
Please just leave.
Could you do that?
555
00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:29,744
Go to Canada.
556
00:30:33,122 --> 00:30:35,500
Wow.
557
00:30:35,583 --> 00:30:38,461
You really love
this woman.
558
00:30:38,545 --> 00:30:40,463
Uh, yeah, I do.
559
00:30:40,547 --> 00:30:44,259
Just because I'm still sexually attracted
to you and I have a son with you,
560
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,344
I mean, I don't, uh--
561
00:30:48,596 --> 00:30:51,224
You and I could never work.
You understand, Jamie.
562
00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:54,727
-How do you know?
-Because you're not... her.
563
00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:08,575
I will always love you.You will always be in my life.
564
00:31:08,658 --> 00:31:10,660
But she's it.
565
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:14,789
And even if it's now over
between me and her,
566
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,083
trust me, you don't want
to be following her...
567
00:31:17,166 --> 00:31:21,170
because... she's--
568
00:31:21,254 --> 00:31:23,840
she's it.
569
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:30,013
I'll, um--
570
00:31:31,514 --> 00:31:34,517
I'll call about, um--
571
00:31:34,601 --> 00:31:37,353
I'll think some more about Canada,
and I'll call.
572
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:41,858
Okay.
573
00:31:41,941 --> 00:31:46,404
♪ Your love ♪
574
00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:49,824
♪ Brings such misery ♪
575
00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,744
♪ And pain ♪
576
00:31:54,537 --> 00:31:59,709
♪ I guess I'll neverbe the same ♪
577
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,590
♪ Since I fell ♪
578
00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:08,843
♪ For you ♪♪
579
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:20,813
[Man On TV] This is the way you do it,huh? Showing up at my apartment?
580
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:23,316
[Woman] What am I supposed to do?You won't answer my calls.
581
00:32:23,399 --> 00:32:26,694
You change your number.
I'm not gonna be ignored, Dan.
582
00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:27,820
Get him.
583
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,909
Get him.
584
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:35,828
[Man] You don't get it.
You just--You don't get it.
585
00:32:37,538 --> 00:32:40,166
-It's time for work.
-I'm sick.
586
00:32:40,249 --> 00:32:42,669
I think you should
at least talk to him.
587
00:32:42,752 --> 00:32:46,756
Oh. Right. Right. I'm sure there's
a very good explanation.
588
00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:49,175
She probably got bit
by a rattlesnake in the mouth,
589
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,761
and he was trying to suck
the venom out of her tongue.
590
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:55,765
Ally, he did come to you.
He was honest enough--
591
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:59,018
He kissed her, Renee, and this is the
early part of our relationship.
592
00:32:59,102 --> 00:33:01,896
Imagine when we get married and he's
required by law to cheat.
593
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,857
Well, you should at least see
what the man has to say.
594
00:33:04,941 --> 00:33:06,943
Give me one good reason
why I should.
595
00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:12,573
Well, 'cause he's
standing right there.
596
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,462
I wrote you a song.
Is now not a good time?
597
00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,965
I hope you came here
to return your key.
598
00:33:29,048 --> 00:33:31,384
You know why I'm here.
599
00:33:32,677 --> 00:33:35,054
-He loves you?
-Yes.
600
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:37,265
He wants to
get back together.
601
00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:40,601
-He asked if I had any interest for him.
-What did you say?
602
00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,854
I told him,
Lisa's a close friend.
603
00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:45,815
-And I had no such interest.
-Ah.
604
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,818
-Is that the truth?
-[Bell Dings]
605
00:33:48,901 --> 00:33:50,903
-Whoo!
-Do you mind?
606
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,364
Some of us
have eardrums.
607
00:33:53,448 --> 00:33:55,366
Repugnant.
608
00:33:56,826 --> 00:34:00,079
Ling, uh, do you
still like this guy?
609
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:03,332
No! No, I'm with
Richard now. I--
610
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:07,503
-I might.
-What?
611
00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,423
I didn't think so,
and I'm sure I don't,
612
00:34:10,506 --> 00:34:12,800
but Randy and I
were pretty--
613
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,427
He's not Richard, but--
614
00:34:14,510 --> 00:34:16,596
Come on. Richard has the
depth of an ashtray.
615
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:19,599
He's got nothing to offer but money and
sperm, and you know it.
616
00:34:19,682 --> 00:34:22,852
Which is maybe what
this is all about.
617
00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:24,812
I mean, the problem
being with Richard,
618
00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:28,232
when you comparison shop,
you see nothing but bargains.
619
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:31,110
Tell me about Randy.
620
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:33,571
We were engaged.
621
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,824
There's nothing more to tell.
622
00:34:36,908 --> 00:34:39,202
He's wrong for a million
different reasons.
623
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:44,707
My real problem right now
is what do I tell Lisa?
624
00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:48,544
You could try honesty. We've seen how well
that worked for Larry.
625
00:34:48,628 --> 00:34:51,047
-I don't know.
-Ling!
626
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:54,467
Do you want to put a stop to this for
Lisa's sake or yours?
627
00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,514
Sixteen-year-olds
make absolutes, Ally.
628
00:34:59,597 --> 00:35:02,600
I mean, what? He kissed somebody else,
and it's over?
629
00:35:02,683 --> 00:35:04,602
Life is more complicated!
630
00:35:04,685 --> 00:35:07,146
I'm not gonna stoop to your maturity level
if cheating is--
631
00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:10,775
-I'm not saying I was justified!
-That is a wise choice.
632
00:35:10,858 --> 00:35:13,903
Ally, you have to understand something.
My situation--
633
00:35:13,986 --> 00:35:15,822
No, Larry. I don't have to
understand anything.
634
00:35:15,905 --> 00:35:19,700
By the way, understanding is a very long
way from excusing it.
635
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:26,249
Don't you think I'd
want to be with Jamie?
636
00:35:26,332 --> 00:35:29,710
She's the mother of my son. All I have to
do to be with him is get back with her.
637
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:32,296
In a fleeting second yesterday, I wanted
to believe it could work,
638
00:35:32,380 --> 00:35:34,298
if I could will myself to.
639
00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,509
God knows,
my life would be simpler.
640
00:35:36,592 --> 00:35:40,012
-So why don't you just do it?
-Because I love you.
641
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:45,184
Fine. Fine. That makes it all better,
doesn't it?
642
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,646
Did you hear
what I just said?
643
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,985
I've never loved anybody
as much as I love you.
644
00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:04,287
And I'm only at the beginning
of loving you.
645
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:09,542
And you might think the smartest thing
for you to do here...
646
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:11,586
is--is just move on.
647
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,630
He's got an ex-wife, he's got a kid,
he kissed somebody else.
648
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,883
Just move the hell on.
649
00:36:16,966 --> 00:36:18,759
Well, it's not smart, Ally.
650
00:36:18,843 --> 00:36:21,179
It's heart-stupid...
651
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:24,557
'cause you love me too.
652
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,186
Love isn't always enough.
653
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:30,104
[Scoffs]
Yeah, it is.
654
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:33,357
You go without it...
long enough,
655
00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:35,943
and you realize
it's everything.
656
00:36:44,994 --> 00:36:47,872
-She's a goblin.
-Is that what you think, Lucy?
657
00:36:47,955 --> 00:36:50,583
She makes funny sounds.
She barks.
658
00:36:50,666 --> 00:36:53,461
She gives us bad dreams,and she bites.
659
00:36:53,544 --> 00:36:56,422
-She bites?
-She looks like she does.
660
00:36:56,505 --> 00:36:59,050
This is the problem,
Your Honor.
661
00:36:59,133 --> 00:37:02,220
As wonderful as Melanie West
may be as a person,
662
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:05,598
as a teacher, if she even slightly
scares the children--
663
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,725
-Your Honor, may I?
-Go right ahead.
664
00:37:09,727 --> 00:37:13,814
Lucy, are you
afraid of me?
665
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:17,276
-Yes.
-Can you tell me why?
666
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,113
I'm afraid you'll
cut my toes off.
667
00:37:21,197 --> 00:37:23,574
[Snorts]
668
00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:26,035
Well, are you afraid
of Judge Kopesky?
669
00:37:26,118 --> 00:37:28,162
-A little.
-Why's that?
670
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,333
Well, I think he killed an animal
to make his hair.
671
00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:35,962
-All right.
-[Kopesky] All right.
672
00:37:36,045 --> 00:37:39,799
[Clears Throat] Lucy, you can go back
to your parents now.
673
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:41,759
Your Honor, a functionof the teacher's job...
674
00:37:41,842 --> 00:37:44,136
is to promote a safe environment
for the children.
675
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:46,889
None of us can feel
comfortable--
676
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:49,308
A function of a teacher
and a school...
677
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:51,602
is to promote a prejudice-free
environment.
678
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:56,065
Who's kidding who? This woman was fired
because she squeals, she twitches.
679
00:37:56,148 --> 00:37:58,401
Those are symptomsof a disability.
680
00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:00,403
If I may respond,
I'm not comfortable--
681
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,655
The court can take notice
that you're not comfortable.
682
00:38:02,738 --> 00:38:04,073
I'm not comfortablewith a school that can, uh,
683
00:38:04,156 --> 00:38:06,325
see the likes of a gifted teacher,
684
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,411
a woman who exudes magic,
if you will,
685
00:38:08,494 --> 00:38:11,998
and see fit to discharge her presumably
for the benefit of the children.
686
00:38:12,081 --> 00:38:14,834
I know the woman sitting over there,
and I will say this:
687
00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:17,336
that if those children's lives are
enriched even a fraction
688
00:38:17,420 --> 00:38:18,254
of how much mine
has been...
689
00:38:18,337 --> 00:38:19,463
just by--
690
00:38:23,676 --> 00:38:26,137
It's a bad decision to fire this teacher,
Your Honor.
691
00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:29,598
-It's a bad decision.
-Ms. West, we haven't heard from you.
692
00:38:29,682 --> 00:38:31,934
What goes through
your mind...
693
00:38:32,018 --> 00:38:33,811
when you hear your students say that
694
00:38:33,894 --> 00:38:35,104
they're afraid that you're
gonna bite them?
695
00:38:35,187 --> 00:38:38,274
If any of the children
consider me to be a monster,
696
00:38:38,357 --> 00:38:40,067
that can only come
from a narrow-mindedness...
697
00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:43,571
which is a much more dangerous
and fundamental disability.
698
00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:46,866
It is precisely for the benefit of those
children that I should be kept on.
699
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:52,663
Well, all I can really do hereis make a gut call.
700
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:57,084
[Chuckles] And I can't profess that I've
always made a sound judgment.
701
00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,836
Toup!
702
00:38:59,795 --> 00:39:02,965
The question
that I ask is,
703
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:07,303
would I be comfortable
putting my child in your care?
704
00:39:07,386 --> 00:39:10,681
And for whatever reason,
I would.
705
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:14,935
The T.R.O. is granted, the discharge isoverturned. Adjourned.
706
00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,645
-[Gavel Raps]-Whoo!
707
00:39:18,731 --> 00:39:20,566
Thank you.
708
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:27,198
The problem with
putting it behind me...
709
00:39:27,281 --> 00:39:30,326
is that she will
never be behind you.
710
00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:33,996
She's the mother of your child and she
will forever be in your life.
711
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:37,833
Yes. As the mother
of my child.
712
00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:42,838
Look, Ally, I know
it's complicated, but...
713
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:46,342
I, uh--
714
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:51,389
I've been debating with myself whether I
should move back to Detroit or Canada...
715
00:39:51,472 --> 00:39:55,184
just to be closer
to Sam,
716
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:57,353
but... the truth is,
I don't have a choice.
717
00:39:57,436 --> 00:39:59,438
Biggest part of me
is here.
718
00:39:59,522 --> 00:40:02,233
And even if I moved away,
719
00:40:02,316 --> 00:40:06,028
the biggest part of me
would still be here.
720
00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:08,239
Me?
721
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,825
Yeah, you.
722
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,247
I really did
write you a song.
723
00:40:19,583 --> 00:40:21,377
[Bell Dings]
724
00:40:23,462 --> 00:40:25,506
Lisa. Hi.
725
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,925
-What happened?
-Excuse me?
726
00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:28,759
I know he was here.
727
00:40:28,843 --> 00:40:31,303
Listen, Lisa, if you're feeling this
insecure--
728
00:40:31,387 --> 00:40:35,224
My insecurity's either justified or not.
Tell me.
729
00:40:37,893 --> 00:40:39,562
Oh, my God.
730
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:42,898
He said he's never
loved anybody,
731
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,235
nor could he
ever love anybody...
732
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:47,736
more than he loves you.
733
00:40:49,405 --> 00:40:50,531
Did you--
734
00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:52,575
No. I wasn't gonna do that,
and I didn't need to.
735
00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:56,704
I know him, and I know you're the woman he
wants to spend the rest of his life with.
736
00:40:58,205 --> 00:41:00,541
So can we drop
all this nonsense?
737
00:41:07,673 --> 00:41:10,759
♪ Chances are
you'll find me ♪
738
00:41:10,843 --> 00:41:14,430
♪ Somewhere
on your road tonight ♪
739
00:41:16,015 --> 00:41:18,976
♪ Seems I always end up ♪
740
00:41:19,059 --> 00:41:21,395
♪ Driving by ♪
741
00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:27,234
♪ Ever since
I've known you ♪
742
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:30,654
♪ It just seems
you're on my way ♪
743
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:35,451
♪ All the rules of logic ♪
744
00:41:35,534 --> 00:41:37,495
♪ Don't apply ♪
745
00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,792
♪ I long to see you ♪
746
00:41:43,876 --> 00:41:46,378
♪ In the night ♪
747
00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,464
Tough note there.
748
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:55,179
♪ Be with you
till morning light ♪
749
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,100
♪ I remember clearly ♪
750
00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:04,063
♪ How you looked
the night we met ♪
751
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:08,359
♪ I recall your laughter ♪
752
00:42:08,442 --> 00:42:11,445
♪ And your smile ♪
753
00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:18,327
♪ I rememberhow you made me feel ♪
754
00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:21,914
♪ So at ease ♪
755
00:42:21,997 --> 00:42:25,584
♪ I remember
all your grace ♪
756
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:29,505
-♪ And your style ♪
-[Applause]
757
00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:35,594
♪ And now you're allI long to see ♪
758
00:42:39,181 --> 00:42:46,355
♪ You've come to meanso much to me ♪
759
00:42:46,438 --> 00:42:49,692
[Vonda, Larry]♪ Chances are I'll see you ♪
760
00:42:49,775 --> 00:42:54,905
♪ Somewhere in my dreamstonight ♪
761
00:42:54,989 --> 00:43:00,244
♪ You'll be smilinglike the night we met ♪
762
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,247
[Vonda]♪ Oh ♪
763
00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:06,292
[Vonda, Larry]♪ Chances are I'll hold you ♪
764
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:10,296
♪ And I'll offer all I have ♪
765
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,216
♪ You're the only one ♪
766
00:43:14,300 --> 00:43:16,885
♪ I can't forget ♪
767
00:43:19,888 --> 00:43:22,308
♪ Baby, you're the best ♪
768
00:43:22,391 --> 00:43:25,185
♪ I've ever met ♪♪
769
00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:07,770
{\an8}[Woman]You stinker!
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