All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S03E01.1999.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

[ Vonda ]
♪ I need your sweet ♪

♪ Inspiration ♪

♪ I need you here on my mind ♪

♪ Every hour of the day
Yeah ♪

♪ Without your sweet ♪

♪ Inspiration ♪

[ Bell Dings ]

♪ The lonely hours
of the night ♪

- Ally.
- ♪♪ [ Stops ]

John.
[ Nervous Chuckle ]

I-I thought you and Nelle were going
to the game.

Oh, yeah.I just have a little--
a little work to do.

Wh-- Why are you
so wet?

Um--

It's the new look.

[ Sighs ]

[ Breathing Heavily ]

- What's wrong?
- Um--

[ Chuckles ]
Nothing.

Ally.

Um--

I just met this guy.

Somebody I'd never laid eyes on before.
I met him at the car wash.

One of those drive-through things.

And I think he worked there.

- You know, the-the-the--
- The guy.

[ Ally ] Yeah, yeah. I think he dried
the cars off or something.

And anyway,
we made eye contact, and--

It wasn't even flirty.

And I don't even think
I smiled at him.

But-But we certainly
laid eyes on each other.

And it was a look like maybe we'd known
each other in a--

in a prior life or something.

Or-Or maybe we were waiting to meet each
other in-in this life.

Has that ever
happened to you?

Maybe once. I--

And then my car goes into
the car wash, and-and I--

And it's dark in there,
and-and the car gets hit with soap.

And-And there was this
haunting feeling.

I-I-I can't really explain it. I-I-I just
couldn't stop thinking about him.

And then all of a sudden,

the door opens,
and-and water comes gushing in everywhere.

And I can't really see anything,
and the door closes.

And I look up.

He's in the car with me.

I-I'm not even afraid.

And-And-And we're soaking wet,
and we start reading each other's minds,

or-or-or I should
say fantasies.

And-And we don't say a word.
And we just start kissing...

without a word.

And then he opens up the door again,
and he pulls me out passenger side.

And-And I think we were in the, uh,
the rinse section.

It was dark. And we start pulling off each
other's clothes.

And we make love...

right there
inside of the car wash.

What?

For-For all I know,
he could be some criminal!

And-And-And now, I--
[ Groans ]

I know that I should
feel shame or guilt,

but all I feel--

I just want to
drive back there and-and--

And I know that
I used the term "make love."

But it wasn't that, John. No,
it-it-it was that other word.

Which word?

That vulgar verb we use
to describe what two people--

That's what
we were doing.

And that's what I want
to do to him again.

That vulgar verb.

[ Nose Whistles ]

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

[ Elevator Bell Dings ]

Ally, hi. Listen,
I'm having a small dinner party next week.

I wasn't planning to invite you,
but if your feelings are gonna be hurt,

I suppose
I could make room.

Thank you, Ling,
for being so concerned about my feelings.

-Ally, uh, problem. Need you, now.
-What?

Major client. His daughter.
Some crisis. Mystery.

Richard, can we talk
in whole sentences?

It just helps me to follow.

Risa.
This is Ally McBeal.

Whatever it is, you can tell her.
She'll-She'll help you out.

- Richard!
- [ Whispering ] I gotta go.

[ Door Closes ]

-Hi.
-Hello.

I understand that
there's a problem.

Yes.

For me to help,
you'll need to tell me what it is.

I'm getting married on Saturday,
and it's a big wedding.

And, suddenly,
my minister says that...

he won't perform the ceremony
and we can't use the church.

And-And there are 300 people that are
coming. This is the church...

that I grew up in,
and-and my father--

Oh. I need your help.

Did your minister say why he wouldn't
perform the ceremony?

He didn't really have
to tell me why.

Yesterday,
he came over to say hello.

It was a Sunday.
He's a family friend.

I was at my parents' house.

My parents weren't home.
Only me... and somebody else.

Reverend Breyer
let himself in,

and he saw me...

with the somebody else.

You and--

He walked in on me having sex with
somebody other than my fiancé.

It was a one-nighter bachelorette kind of
thing, that's all.

I'm about to settle down for the rest of
my life. I just--

I'm not a promiscuous person
at all, I promise you.

And that's why your minister
won't give you the church?

And if it gets out why he's doing
this, my fiancé,

he might call off the wedding
altogether, and--

Well, I-I don't think that there's
anything that you can legally do to--

There must be.
Please.

Well, um, let me talk it over with my
partners. Can I do that?

If you could,
keep it inside these walls.

I have to save my wedding.

If I go into court,
her secret's out.

You could seal the room.
Do it ex parte.

No judge is gonna order a minister to
perform a wedding ceremony.

- I mean, if they did that--
- Elaine would be married.

I heard that.

[ Billy ] Maybe you could
make it a contract case.

Then we get the church but not
the minister. And evidently...

he's some lifelong
family friend.

What kind of woman has an affair the week
before her wedding?

As opposed to most women who wait till
after. John, what are your thoughts?

I'm troubled. There seems to be a rash of
oversexed women lately.

John!

- Is Ally having sex?
- No, I am not!

Come on, Richard.
If we're gonna go to court, let's go.

God.
You scared me.

You really think you can make it on
your own, Renee?

Do you know how hard it is
to launch a law practice?

Look, if you came here
to tell me that I can't--

- I'm not here to tell you that you can't.
- Then why are you here?

I came to ask if
you would like a partner.

- What?
- I wanna practice again.

Well.

Whipper.
A superior court judge.

You could have your pick
of any law firm in Boston.

I know that.
I pick this one.

I'd be "of counsel."
Limited hours.

I don't want to be here
every day, but...

I'd like to be here.

Nelle.
[ Clicks Tongue ]

John, what is this--
[ Clicks Tongue ]

[ Chuckles ]

That's something you'd say to a horse
instead of "giddyap."

And the hip wiggle, it--

it bugs me.

-I was saying hello.
-With this? [ Clicks Tongue ]

John, we're a couple.

You don't say hi like
a sophomore at junior prom.

Oh--

Nelle, I don't even have
to go anymore.

I can't order a minister
to perform a ceremony.

Your Honor,
money was paid to reserve the church.

-She can get a refund.
-Can you imagine the emotional distress?

- The wedding is in two days.
- I don't think your client...

should be in here
arguing emotional distress.

-What she did was immoral.
-Your Honor.

- May I be heard?
- I was hoping it wouldn't come to that.

It's unreasonable for this minister,
or any member of the clergy,

to demand morality
from a parishioner.

The church makes its money
off the threat of hell.

If people weren't out there committing
sins,

they wouldn't be running
to church...

seeking forgiveness and throwing money in
the coffers.

I should also like to point out,

nobody frowns on a man when he slips at
a bachelor party.

The ministers are usually right there
slipping with them.

What I object to
is the double standard.

Why is it okay for men to gather that last
little rosebud, but not for women?

This is the highest form of gender
discrimination, and I won't stand for it!

Women love sex.

They love to think it, dream and, uh,
talk about it,

so long as they retain
the right to sue you after.

-That's-- That's all.
-Mr. Fish.

I am not going to order a minister to
perform a wedding ceremony.

You're a gender bigot,
Judge.

I'd like you to walk a mile
in her diaphragm.

-Richard!
-I was in a zone. Was I not in a zone?

- So, now what?
- I'm gonna have to tell my father.

And Joel. He's gonna leave me.
I am not a promiscuous person.

I swear to you, I'm not.
I've never done anything like this before.

Look, our only appeal
is to your minister.

He won't budge.

Well, let me think
on it some.

We'll go see him
this afternoon.

-I was in a zone.
-Good for you.

- [ Elevator Bell Dings ]
- Ally.

Can I talk to you
a second?

Since you were so candid
with me the other day--

Yes, which you almost spilled to
everybody this morning.

Well, I'm sorry.

-I told you that in confidence.
-It was just a coincidence.

You representing a woman being so
unconscionably promiscuous...

just after
you yourself had--

That's-- Never mind.

What's your problem, John?

Last week, when I went to Detroit--
the Roberts deposition--

I called Nelle
from my hotel room,

and she wanted
to have ph-ph-phone sex.

Phone sex?

And I couldn't. Well, I mean,
I'm not even sure I know what that is.

But, uh,
since then,

Nelle and I, uh,
we just--

-I-I can't achieve much of a rhythm.
-Well, uh--

Well, have you
talked to her about this?

No, no, no.

Richard says that communication
is the death knell of any relationship.

-Oh, well, of course.
-There is another problem.

A bigger one.

-I have been unable to access him.
-Who?

-Him.
-God?

No, not God.
Barry White.

I look in the mirror.

I move.
Nothing.

No, um--
♪♪ [ Humming ]

I can't become one
with him any longer.

-I-- It's made me a lesser lover.
-Uh-huh.

Well, how can I help?

Well,
to be honest,

your encounter in the car wash has me
a little fraught.

See, I always thought that the key to
being a good lover--

I mean, from a woman's standpoint--
was the emotional connection.

Well, that-that is important.

But to hear you describe Saturday's
experience, and that--

I mean, am I correct
in assuming that a woman,

even if she's not
in love with the man,

that the sex
can still be good?

Ally?

Um, it-it--
it can be okay.

But--

-And you're computer literate?
-Completely.

-IBM and Mac.
-Okay.

Now, we've talked about
hours and salary.

- Would you mind taking off your shirt?
- [ Chuckles ]

I beg your pardon?

I just wanna see
your chest and your stomach.

Is that legal?

It's illegal to require it.
Of course we wouldn't do that.

No, basically, Daniel, the business of law
is all about getting clients.

Now, we plan to use
our sensuality to do that.

Renee and I will provide a little eye
candy for the men.

And it would be rude not to have something
here for the women.

Absolutely.

Of course I can't
do the ceremony.

Do you know the vows we recite and
undertake?

- I-I understand, but--
- Did she tell you what I saw?

Reverend--

How could I participate in
such a blatant lie?

I plan to live up to my vows.

Don't insult
my intelligence, Risa.

[ John ]
Reverend, if I may.

Certainly, many married couples commit
infidelity, and you counsel them.

Why shouldn't Risa be afforded the same
compassion?

Well, what I saw--

Uh-uh. Mm-mmm.
It wasn't the Risa Helms I know.

I'm ashamed.
Of course I am.

Joel-- he's a--
he's a wonderful man.

He's-He's smart.
He's-He's handsome.

I see him as
the father of my children.

But--

But he's
a terrible lover.

He doesn't really know
how to touch a woman.

- That's your excuse?
- There is no excuse.

But because I plan
to be faithful to him,

because after the ceremony he will be
the only man I ever make love to again,

I wanted one time with someone
who could do things to me,

make me... feel things.

As I said, this is not an excuse,
but it's the truth.

And the other truth is,
his sexual bungling aside,

there is no man on earth...

that I would or could love
more than Joel.

I plan to take those vows
very seriously on Saturday.

And I promise you, I'm not here only
trying to spare embarrassment.

I'm here asking my minister,
the minister that I grew up with,

to unite me
with the man that I love...

under God.

And you said yourself,
what you saw in that living room, it--

Well, it wasn't the Risa Helms
that you know.

And-And-And what you just heard-- that is.

Okay.

Oh! Oh, thank you.
Oh, my God!

Thank you.

Have a wonderful wedding, Risa,
and an even better marriage.

Ally, I know that we've
only known each other a day,

but after this, I have to ask
you something,

and you cannot, cannot,
cannot say no.

♪♪ [ Organ ]

Don't shoot.

[ Sighs ]
Why are we here?

Money. We're sucking up
to our biggest client.

Plus, weddings are a beautiful thing when
they're not yours. Here she comes.

Hi!

-The dresses are hideous.
-Yeah.

♪♪ [ "Wedding March" ]

- [ Screaming ]
- ♪♪ [ Stops ]

[ Gasping, Panting ]

[ Ally ] Oh. Sorry, sorry. Um--

A tickle... in my throat.

[ Murmuring ]

♪♪ [ Resumes ]

In the name of God,

we are gathered here
on this glorious day...

-to celebrate and join...
-[ Sighs ]

Risa and Joel in matrimony.

And it is God's presence
that lends special joy--

[ Growling ]

to today's occasion.

[ Man ] ♪ It ain't no joke I'd like to buy
the world a toke ♪

♪ And teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony ♪

♪ And teach the world to snuff
the fires and the liars ♪

♪ Hey, I know it's just a song but it's
spice for the recipe ♪

♪ This is a love attack I know it went out
but it's back ♪

♪ It's just like any fad
It retracts before impact ♪

♪ And just like fashion it's a passion for
the with it and hip ♪

♪ If you got the goods they'll come and
buy it just to stay in the clique ♪

♪ So, don't delay, act now
supplies are running out ♪

♪ Allow, if you're still alive
six to eight years to arrive ♪

♪ And if you follow
there may be a tomorrow ♪

♪ But if the offer's shunned you might as
well be walking on the sun ♪

♪ You might as well
be walking on the sun ♪

♪ You might as well
be walking on the sun ♪

[ Breyer ]
I, Joel--

I, Joel--

vow to be
your faithful husband.

vow to be
your faithful husband.

[ Breyer ] Offering you my pure and
unwavering true love.

[ Joel ] Offering you my pure and
unwavering true love.

-[ Breyer ] As we stand here now--
-As I stand here now--

and in the presence
of God--

and in the presence of God--

I commit myself to you.

I commit myself
to you.

[ Breyer ] And may this day be just
the beginning--

[ Joel ] And may this day be just
the beginning--

-of an unending joy.
-of an unending joy.

Fidelity and devotion--

Fidelity
and devotion--

through the power of our love.

through the power
of our love.

Excellent.

The sun smiles on us today.

And how can it not
as these two people...

pledge to cherish
one another forever after.

Before we go further,
if there's anybody here...

who has reason why
Joel and Risa...

-should not be joined in holy matrimony,
-[ Heartbeat Pounding Loudly ]

let him speak now,

or forever after
hold his peace.

[ Echoing ] Hold his peace.
Hold his peace.

Hold his peace.
Hold his peace.

Hold his peace.
Hold his peace.

No!

[ Guests Murmuring ]

Oh, my... God.

I--
I have a reason.

What in God's name?

-Ally?
-I'm sorry, Risa.

What is your reason,
my child?

Is it, uh--

No, no, no, no, no.
It's something... else.

Let's just do this.
This is ridiculous.

What is it, Ally? It's traditional to
share the reason with the congregation.

Well, we won't be
honoring that tradition.

I--

Uh-huh.

Um, whisper it to me.

Okay.
A week ago--

[ On P.A. ]
I had sex with the groom.

- [ All Gasping ]
- Don't--

You what?

I didn't know
at the time that--

Well, that he--

Oh, my God.

This is the best wedding I've
ever been to.

Uh, ladies and gentlemen,

we're going to take
a very short break.

Please remain
in your seats.

[ Voices Shouting, Overlapping ]

Quiet.

- Quiet! Quiet!
- [ Voices Overlapping ]

Just quiet!

Shut up,
for God's sake!

All right.
Ally.

Um, I'm sorry.

It-It-It happened
at a car wash.

And-And I didn't know who he was,
and I'd-I'd never seen him before.

You-- You'd never
seen him before?

Mm-mmm.

And you just made love?

Well, it-- Look.

It's-It's-It's, um--
It's hard to explain.

Joel?

Can I talk to you
for a second, please?

-It's true?
-I-I need to talk to you in private.

Come on.

[ Sighs ]
I'm so sorry.

[ Door Opens, Closes ]

[ John ] It started with that damn study.

-What study?
-That study. The one that says...

that women are attracted to different
kinds of men when they're ovulating.

-What?
-It's true. They're drawn to...

nice, stable little providers three weeks
of the month.

Then when they start to ovulate during
mating season,

it's the virile masculine that--

We all know what category I fit
into, Nelle,

and I don't like being dismissed every
time a woman's eggs warm up.

And you add to that the debacle over
the phone sex,

this Risa girl,

who had to live out her sexual fantasy
before going down the aisle,

Ally at
the car wash--

What is going on?

I know women have sexual fantasies. It's
the idea that they would act out on them.

Oh, like a man couldn't
with one look at a woman?

- That-That-That's different.
- Why?

Because with men, it is physical.
With women, it is partly emotional.

You're saying a woman can't have a purely
physical sexual fantasy?

-It goes against nature.
-[ Laughter ]

-Elaine!
-I was just leaving.

I-I don't even know how to respond to
that one, John.

If you're threatened
by-by women having fantasies--

It's not that I don't love you or
that I don't want to be with you...

or that I don't enjoy
making love to you.

I don't want you thinking
of any other men.

You wanna regulate my thoughts?

No. I want you
to regulate them.

John, I--
Go away.

Just go away!

[ Richard ] Why did you have to say
anything?

I mean, Ally,

if you wanna go around fornicating in car
washes, fine.

But this is the daughter of our biggest
client. Why ruin her wedding?

Because I had to, okay?

Why? Why is it okay for Risa
to have one last little dalliance,

but not for Joel? Frankly--

Richard, if you go into that double
standard speech one more time,

I-I-I swear!

I'm just confused. Kumquat,
would you help me out?

She perhaps felt upstaged by the bride,
and this was a way to make it about her.

Hey, hey, hey!
Do you think it was easy for me...

to do what I did in front of a whole
church full of people?

You think there's one person
sitting out there

who doesn't think
I'm some cheap slut?

No.

Well, then why
did you do it?

Why not just let them get married and let
it be their problem?

Why did you have
to make it mine?

Because he's marrying her
for her money, Richard.

How do you know that?

I just do.

- Did he tell you this?
- We didn't talk. We just had sex.

Then how could you
possibly know?

I know it's none of my business.

I know conventional wisdom
tells me to stay out of it.

And I know that there are a hundred
reasons for me to keep my mouth shut.

I couldn't.

You were willing to let this wedding go
forward knowing she was unfaithful.

-Why is it different with him?
-Because it is.

-Why?
-Because I was there.

Ah. Are you sticking up for Risa,
or are you punishing him?

That part I don't know.

Oh.

I always wondered what it would be like in
a car as it was being washed.

Ling, I really don't
want to talk about it.

Oh, I'm not criticizing you.
I think there's something brave...

about a woman who identifies a fantasy and
just pursues it.

Thank you.

In ancient China,
your head would be cut off.

[ Richard ]
The families are meeting.

They're trying to figure out what to do.
We were fired.

-I'm sorry, Richard.
-It's okay, Ally.

I know you did, in your twisted mind,
what you thought you had to do.

I appreciate
your support.

- Okay, we're back on.
- We are?

[ Breyer ] Yes.
Risa and Joel have talked things out.

And I guess she agrees he was no more
guilty than she was, so--

The wedding is on?

Yes. And as disinclined as I was before to
perform the ceremony,

you can imagine
my excitement now.

But I got a room full of people out there
and a situation.

She no longer wants you
as bridesmaid though.

There's a shocker.

So just go take
a seat with the guests...

and we'll try to get
through this.

-Okay.
-♪♪ [ Organ ]

[ Chattering ]

[ Woman ]
There's the tramp!

- [ Booing, Hissing ]
- [ Woman #2 ] Go on home!

[ Woman #3 ] You've done enough,
haven't you?

[ Barry White ]
♪ We got it together didn't we ♪

♪♪ [ Tempo Slows, Stops ]

-♪♪ [ Resumes: Faster ]
-♪ We got it together didn't we ♪

-♪♪ [ Tempo Slows, Stops ]
-[ Door Opens ]

John?

Earlier, I couldn't help but overhear.

It seems I never
can help it.

And?

And while it's true we all do have
our little fantasies,

you were wrong to think that men like
you can't be in them.

Sexy--

It's all inside, John.

Look at me.
I may not be...

the most beautiful woman on Earth,
but do I ooze sex?

Yes, Elaine,
in buckets.

Because it's in me.
Let it be in you.

Well, my problem--

my problem is,
I've always felt it through Barry,

and now Barry won't
come to me anymore.

On some level,
maybe Barry's a little J-E-L.

I beg your pardon?

Do you ever wonder why an exotic beauty
like Nelle wants to be with you?

-We all do.
-You all wonder?

No. We women all want
to be with you.

You're the hottest guy
in the office.

-No.
-And you don't even know it.

You hot little Biscuit. Maybe it's lucky
for us that you don't know it,

because if you ever became a predator,
you'd ruin lives.

Hmm.

♪♪ [ Funk ]

♪♪ [ Tempo Increases ]

♪♪ [ Normal Tempo ]

Barry's coming.
[ Giggles ]

I can feel him coming.

[ Barry White ]
♪ We got it together didn't we ♪

♪ We've definitely got our thing together
don't we, baby ♪

♪ Nobody but you and me ♪

♪ We got it together, baby ♪

Now you take yourself to Nelle.
And if she says to go away,

you bring yourself back to me,
you hot little Biscuit.

-♪ Ah, my first ♪
-Oh!

♪ My last ♪♪

-I, Risa--
-I, Risa--

take you, Joel,
to be my husband from this day forward.

take you, Joel,
to be my husband from this day forward.

[ Breyer ] To join with you and share all
things to come.

[ Risa ] To join with you and share all
things to come.

[ Breyer ] For richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health.

[ Risa ] For richer, for poorer,
in sickness and in health.

Ex-Excuse me.
Um--

- Can I speak to Risa for one second?
- [ All ] No!

I-I'm sorry. It-It won't take one second.
I promise. No, no, no, no, no.

What the hell
are you doing?

One second.

-Um--
-What?

Ooh, this isn't
easy to say.

Well, say it fast.
There's a church full of people in there,

plus a restaurant
rented out for a reception.

It's getting dark.

Remember when you were talking to
Minister Breyer the other day?

Well--
[ Groans ]

Um, y-you said that--

You-You said that-that Joel
was a terrible lover,

and that he didn't know
how to touch a woman.

I can deal with that, Ally.
A marriage is much more than sex.

I completely agree.
But what I'm saying is is that-that...

Joel is,

um--

He's an incredible lover.

Risa, he's the most amazing lover I've
ever been with.

I mean, not that I've been with
that many, but--

but...

that man,

he knows how
to touch a woman.

Sex, it's--
it's subjective.

Yes, it is.
But trust me,

speaking objectively,
that man--

Well, if he's not touching you-- Well,
then there's something wrong.

Either he doesn't have
any passion for you,

or he's just--
he's not being truthful.

I think that you have an experienced
womanizer marrying you for your money.

And as your lawyer,
as your bridesmaid,

I just couldn't sit there and see
you get hurt.

[ Murmuring ]

I'm sorry.
The wedding's off.

Who do you think
you are?

I don't know.

And I don't know who you are,

but I certainly know that you're capable
of fooling women.

I didn't owe you
any honesty.

No, I guess you didn't.

But as for the woman
wearing the white dress,

you haven't really been honest with her,
have you, Joel?

Good choice.
What am I supposed to do with this?

Oh, yeah. That was beautiful. Yeah.

-Applause, applause. Smooth!
-[ Vonda ] ♪ A goddess on a mountaintop ♪

-Smooth as silk.
-♪ It's burning like a silver flame ♪

♪ The summit
of beauty and love ♪

♪ And Venus was her name ♪

♪ She's got it ♪

♪ Yeah, baby
she's got it ♪

-So, that was it?
-♪♪ [ Continues ]

That was it. Ally McBeal-- home wrecker.
Here's my card.

Oh, I have it.
Thank you.

Why did you do it?
You didn't owe her anything.

Since when did honesty
become a duty?

Look at it this way. If you see somebody
on the side of the road hurt,

would you stop?

- No.
- [ Whipper ] Hey!

-[ All ] Hey!
-[ Richard ] Whip, hey.

Auld lang syne. Is it true?
You-You quit the bench?

- I'm in private practice.
- Yea!

- How'd the wedding go?
- Don't ask.

Look at me, surrounded by all this wattle.
Dance floor?

Let's go.
I love your dress.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh!

You're too old for this bar.

Is that so, Ling?

Fight over me.
I love it.

♪ Well, I'm your Venus ♪

♪ I'm your fire
at your desire ♪♪

♪♪ [ Funk ]

[ Barry White ]
♪ I'm not going nowhere ♪

♪ I've got staying ♪

♪ Power ♪

♪ Lady ♪

♪ I've made plans ♪

♪ In a fancy restaurant
where we can dance ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ When we make love ♪

♪ I'm going to work your body
with my tongue ♪

♪ Oh, I've got ♪

♪ Staying power ♪

♪ Tease me ♪

♪ With your emotions ♪

♪ Soon we'll share nature's
body lotion ♪

-♪♪ [ Stops ]
-[ Nelle ] John?

John?

-You all right?
-[ Nose Whistles ]

Yeah. I-I think.
I--

You just--

You looked a little different for
a second.

[ Nelle's Voice ]
Different how?

You don't wanna know.

Are you okay?

Yeah, yeah.
I think so.

Well, I'm glad
you're here.

Yeah, me too.

[ Vonda ]
♪ I walk through a fire in my dreams ♪

♪ Just to pull you through ♪

♪ But when I'm awake
somehow it seems ♪

♪ I'm just so hard on you ♪

♪ Now I've made my mistakes
now, baby ♪

♪ But I did the best I could ♪

♪ It takes what it takes
and sometimes ♪

♪ It takes longer
than it should ♪

♪ To just live the kind of life we both
have been dreaming of ♪

♪ There are no mistakes
in love ♪

♪ There are no mistakes
in love ♪♪

[ Woman ]
You stinker!