All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S02E20.1998.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

At first I was a skeptic.
But then I started to feel more tone.

My face was less mushy.

It's amazing!

About a month after I started wearing it,
men began making advances.

-Younger men.
-And it's not just for women.

I lead a rigorous life.

And the face bra neutralizes the negative
effects of my daily rigor.

I actually got results within three
months. There was less excess skin.

And you, too, can look younger
in just three months.

Scientific studies show that gravity alone
can cause sagging of the skin,

especially for those
who exercise regularly.

Now, you at home can get this
revolutionary Miracle Face Bra...

and shave years
off your appearance.

And I'm not just the owner, by the way.
I'm a customer.

-Call this 800 number to get yours now.
-Can you believe it?

No, Elaine.
I don't think any of us can.

I just want you to know.

I don't care how wealthy I get.

I will never leave the firm.

You people are my life.

[Nose Whistles]

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

Okay, first up, Sharpe versus Volpe
Packard. Uh, no settle?

We go to trial.
I'm taking Ling, second chair.

This is the bathing suit case?

Why are all our cases about
sexual harassment, and why do we

always represent the harassers?

This isn't sexual harassment.

It isn't.

Oh, he-he just makes
everybody wear bathing suits.

He doesn't make anybody
do anything.

And why is it no matter what happens,
women always feel harassed?

You know it's you guys who make yourselves
out to be the weaker sex.

And, by the way, men don't go out
and get their breasts done.

Men don't obsess over
the size of their butts.

Men don't try on 10 different outfits
before going out at night.

And men don't care
if their tummies look flat.

You want to condemn the people fixating
on women's bodies? Condemn the women.

That was nice sharing,
uh, Billy. Moving on--

Ling, why don't you
object to this case?

Because I brought the client in,
which will eventually contribute

to me making partner,

which translates to power,
which once I have,

I can put an end to the rampant
chauvinism that goes on here.

Oh, why don't you
just go chew on it?

-Chew on what?
-I just got the overnights.

800 orders.

Early projections have it
on par with the Veg-o-Matic,

only slightly less
than the spray-on hair.

And they want to interview me
for some cable consumer show.

I'm gonna be
rich, rich, rich.

On that note of prosperity, we're done.
Billy, Ling, good luck.

Chew on what?

Richard, I need a moment.

-Go ahead. Take it.
-I mean, with you.

[Barry White]
You know, everybody's talking about--

-What's up?
-about how different I am.

You can sense the change
in me, can't you?

-What change?
-Oh, there's been a change.

-There has?
-Yeah, since I turned 35.

Ah. Big change?

Well, I've become
a little bolder.

A little more predisposed
to gather the rosebuds.

Ah. I'm not sure I follow,

but I can't wait to see where you're
headed with this.

Well, in my heart, I feel
a reconnection with Nelle.

A little voice has repeatedly
told me, "Go to her,"

and I've both ignored it
and denied it.

But I'm not gonna ignore that little voice
any longer. I'm going to go to her.

-Excellent.
-Mm-hmm.

Unfortunately, if there's
a little voice speaking to her,

it isn't singing my praises.

'Cause I don't even think
she's noticed the change.

And it has made me
a little uptight.

-Mmm, bugger.
-My question is,

do you think that little knee pit thing,
should I try it?

[Inhales]
John,

that's not something that
you want to fool around with.

But if you did use it, well,

she'd certainly notice the
change then, wouldn't she, hmm?

Huh.

[Elevator Dings]

-[Woman] Yes, may I help you?
-Elaine.

-Hello, Elaine.
-Aunt Gladys. My God!

Hello. Hi. Wow.

-Yes, yes, you can save your wows.
-This is for you.

-What's this?
-You're a legal secretary.

-I would think you'd recognize a summons.
-I'm sorry?

Oh, yes, that's right. Play dumb. I was
like a second mother to you...

-and this is the thanks I get?
-What's the problem?

-Are you her lawyer?
-Well, does she need one?

I'm afraid she does.

My daughter invented
the face bra four years ago.

She died in an automobile accident two
years ago. Elaine stole the idea.

-What?
-You thought I didn't know about it?

-I didn't steal it.
-You've been found out, Elaine.

I don't--

No. Don't-Don't say anything,
Elaine. Let me see this.

What you should be is
arrested and put in jail.

This is a lie.

No, no, no. Quiet.

Now I am going to read this
complaint, and then the lawyers

will be talking.

-This is all a big--
-Uh, uh, uh. Elaine.

Shh.

I felt the policy offensive, demeaning and
amounting to harassment.

Beach day? I mean, we're a software
company, for God's sake.

And he wants us
to wear bathing suits.

-I think they'd argue it wasn't a mandate.
-No, it wasn't.

But when 70% to 80% are doing it, for
those of us who don't--

I felt a little ostracized.

And I'm sorry, but I should not
have to look at half-naked men

and women as I go about my work.

-Well, this was one day a month, correct?
-Yes.

So, playing devil's advocate for a moment,
why not just, uh, take that day off?

-Call in sick.
-And why should I have to do that?

Look, whether I stay home or I don't play
along with the bathing suit theme,

either way I probably
draw attention to the fact...

that I'm not too thrilled
with my body,

and it's unfair
that I have to do that.

You were never required to wear
a bathing suit, were you?

-No.
-Thank you, ma'am.

And when you say 70% of the office
did wear bathing suits,

actually many of
the women just wore tops.

They had pants or skirts on, isn't that
right? Yes.

Do you feel harassed simply
by others dressing this way?

Yes.

Because when they all do, it draws
attention to why I don't, and that's--

But the men wore
bathing suits too, right?

Which is also horrendous.

I do not need to see their big beer
bellies hanging over their belts.

But just so we're clear, this bathing suit
thing, it was for men and women alike?

It was for men and women,
Mr. Thomas.

But that does not make it alike.

-How is it different?
-Because it is.

-It's a lie.
-[Ally] All right.

It's a lie.

Yes, Elaine. You've been
saying that for-for an hour.

Now, listen, I have agreed with your
aunt's lawyer to expedite the depositions.

I think it's
the best way to flush it out.

-And your aunt has agreed to go first.
-Fine.

Fine. Let's do it.

-What?
-Uh--

I-Is there anything
we should know going in?

Like what?

Like, did you
rip off your cousin?

Elaine, we're here for you.
You know that.

We just need to know.
Thief or not?

-It was my idea.
-We had to ask.

I told Martha about the idea.

Were-Were you
and Martha close?

I thought so.

Let's do a quick patent search.
Go from there.

Um, what about
my interview on cable?

You might want to
put that on hold.

♪♪ [Funk Intro]

-John, hi!
-Hi. How's it going?

Fine. You?

Fine. Fine.

So you don't like that
bathing suit case, huh?

-Did you want something?
-No. No.

[Barry White] ♪ I know how to love you
I know how to do it to you ♪

-[Pen Clatters On Floor]
-Oh.

♪ I know how to make you feel
like you want to feel ♪

♪ And I can't lose
with what I use ♪

-♪♪ [Record Skipping]
-[Screams]

-What the hell was that?
-I apologize.

Were you trying to get me off
with that stupid knee pit thing?

♪♪ [Record Playing Slowly]

♪♪ [Stopping]

-She kicked you?
-She didn't kick me.

I caught a heel in the eye
as she fell.

-What is this knee pit thing?
-You don't want to know.

Why wouldn't I? What, does everybody think
that I don't like sex?

I mean, just because I never have it,
I-I do remember it.

And I have a vague memory
of what sex is like.

And as I can recall,
I liked it, okay?

Eight seconds.

-Excuse me?
-I came in to talk about my problem,

you managed to make it all about you
in just eight seconds.

Your record is six.

Okay.

About you.

Do women like to be
taken or not?

I read these articles, some of
them even written by feminists,

that say deep, deep down,
women like to be dominated,

at least a little, and that

a woman only wants to be with a
man who's capable of taking her.

-Is that true?
-No.

Well, Richard says that
when it comes to relationships,

I should only listen to my southern
compass and nothing more.

I wouldn't rely on Richard for advice when
it comes to relationships.

It's bad enough that
you're relying on me.

-Are you okay?
-I miss him.

-Billy?
-Greg.

I-I-I blew it, John.

I-I-I had a great guy.
A doctor even.

-Well, is he--
-[Squish]

Is he seeing somebody else?

No. He's just limited
the field to not me.

Well, here I am talking about
taking a second run at Nelle.

Maybe you need to consider
the same thing with Greg.

-Nah, I don't know.
-Ally, you're almost 30.

Statistically,
struck by lightning.

Now it's time you
have to make it happen.

When I was a kid, we used to
have Bermuda day at school,

where everyone would wear shorts--It
would lift everybody's spirit.

-Is that why you started bathing suit day?
-In part.

Everybody's so serious
all the time.

-Where's the law work can't be fun?
-So you'd do this once a month?

If people like work, they're usually
more productive.

And so you thought by putting them in
bathing suits once in a while--

It would make them more
energized and more efficient.

And you didn't consider that someone like
Vicky Sharpe might be made to feel...

uncomfortable in
this sexually charged--

This wasn't something
done to her. It, uh--

What?

You don't make room for the possibility
that she might be embarrassed...

to see people in bathing suits
parading around the office?

I don't think she should be
embarrassed. No, I don't.

Ah.

What's going on?

Oh, I don't think this should
disturb anyone, Your Honor.

Excuse me.

So, tell me, Mr. Volpe,
what about the idea...

that this undermines
the workplace?

What are you doing, counsel?

Uh, Mr. Volpe, aren't you
asking us to believe...

that women employees shouldn't object to
others wearing bathing suits?

I'm saying,
who does it really hurt?

Members of the jury.

She was speaking to us
about it, how excited she was about

how it neutralized gravity.

In fact, the day before she died, she was
talking about doing an infomercial.

-[Ally] An infomercial on the face bra?
-Yes.

Mrs. Claven, did-did Martha ever give you
specific reason to believe...

that she had invented this?

Yes.

-What was it?
-She told me she invented it.

-That's a lie. I told her everything--
-Elaine.

What was, uh, your relationship
with Martha?

We had our estrangements
like every mother and daughter.

Isn't it true that she could
never really get your approval?

-Is that what Elaine said?
-It's true, Gladys.

-Elaine.
-That's why she told you she invented it.

-She did invent it!
-All right.

Enough!

Did your daughter ever offer
anything in-in the way

of evidence...

that she invented this product?

Here is the patent application
dated March 2, 1996,

and here are the very
sketches she did.

-Did you steal it?
-No. And--

They have seven witnesses.
People she told about it.

All that means is that Martha lied to them
just like she did her mother.

I got the patent.

Uh, Martha was not
a very truthful person.

She embellished things
worse than I did.

-If they can prove you stole the idea--
-I didn't steal it.

All right.

Why aren't you
believing me?

Do you, uh--Do-Do you
have any documentation or--

or anything else that goes back more than
three years ago?

[Sighs]
I don't know.

Um, the only person I really
talked about it with was Martha.

I was afraid of somebody
stealing the idea.

-Maybe we should make an offer.
-No!

It's your word against a dead woman
with seven witnesses.

I'm--I'm not settling.

I'm not letting them
take this away from me.

I'm not settling. And this is not about me
having a pathetic life, either.

This is my invention.

Well, we-we have another one
of your cousins to depose.

Let's-Let's see
how that goes,

and-and then we'll, uh--
we'll, uh--we'll go from there.

[Door Opens]

-Ohh!
-[Splash]

-Damn it!
-Oh, sorry.

This is unbelievable.

Last night was the greatest
night of my life.

And today I go headfirst
into a toilet.

I knocked her
into a fresh bowl.

Ah. You've been causing
all sorts of excitement.

Nelle, listen, I apologize for assaulting
the back of your knee. I was--

Trying to pave the road ahead, the road
you have no intention of taking.

Let's just go out.

End of the day, we'll grab something to
eat, and just go,

like we read about those
people with lives do.

All right.
But not to the bar.

If we go out together,
we're going someplace else.

That-That-That--
Da-da-da-da--That's fine.

-Okay.
-Where?

I'll pick a place.

I'll go out, John, but we need to
leave the building.

[Inhales]
Hmm.

I felt that I should
wear a bathing suit.

Why?

Well, I had just started
working at the company.

I-I'm told by my boss that this
is something that's done here.

I, of course, don't want to
seem like I'm rejecting--

I suppose I felt pressure.

-Do you still?
-No.

-Why is that?
-Well, since I've been there longer,

I guess I feel less need
to conform.

You've also had some opportunity
to get to know my client more?

-Yes.
-Does he strike you as someone...

who would pressure an employee
to put on a swimsuit?

-No.
-And knowing the other employees now,

do they give a hard time to those who
choose not to put on a swimsuit?

No.

So the pressure you perceived, it was
really just that. You perceived it.

-But when you see everyone else, it's--
-I'm not blaming you, Ms. Tyler,

but perhaps we shouldn't
blame Mr. Volpe, either.

-Well, it is his company.
-Yes, it is.

And when he testified that he did this
primarily for office fun and spirit,

do you have any
reason to doubt him?

[Sighs]
No.

Thank you, ma'am.

[Ally]
Maybe we are the weaker sex.

-I mean, isn't that what these laws are
saying? -No.

They're saying men
shouldn't harass us.

Well, why do we need the laws? Why can't
we just stick up for ourselves?

Using the law is
sticking up for yourself.

Well, what I don't get is that
society tells us to be weak.

Society tells us that we have
to be the demurring gender.

And if we're ever the sexual predators,
well, that is just unseemly, isn't it?

Well, it isn't fair.
We have to sit back and wait to

be asked out, wait to be called.

Ooh.

Sorry.

This must be about Greg again.

If-If guys don't
take no for an answer,

if guys are persistent,
well, we think that's romantic.

We make movies about them.

But-But if it's a woman,
they cast Glenn Close.

-How many times have you called him?
-Who?

-Greg.
-A few.

Eleven.

Here's the problem, Renee.

And it's as every bit
as much yours as it is mine.

There are no good men.

Now-Now I-I read this article
and, on average,

there are two per state.

-Good men?
-Yes.

And I had one of them.
And I let him get away.

[Sighs]

Did Martha ever talk to you
about the face bra?

Many times.

In fact, the day before the accident,
she was talking about it.

Did she ever mention her cousin Elaine
while she was talking to you about it?

-Yes.
-Do you recall what she said specifically?

Well, she, uh--

she was afraid that Elaine would try
and steal the idea.

-She said that?
-Yes.

Well, did-did, you, um,
respond to her concerns?

-I-I think I did.
-What did you say?

Well, you know, I don't--
I don't remember exactly, but--

But what?

Well, Elaine--
[Sighs]

Oh, this is hard for me to say with her in
the room because I do love her.

I--I think
we need you to say it.

Well--

Oh, she was always desperate to be, like,
noticed, you know?

In high school, none of us ever wanted to
bring our boyfriends around her,

'cause we were afraid she'd try and, you
know, steal them,

-and, uh--
-[Ally] What else?

Well, she--

-We didn't really trust her.
-Casey.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, please don't get
me wrong. We love you. We do.

But this is really wrong
what you're doing to Gladys.

She said yes?
Excellent.

The problem is, she wants to
leave the building.

-So?
-So, I'm a little agoraphobic.

Going out's one thing. Going somewhere new
is another.

Maybe she'll take you
to Poughkeepsie.

John, you got a date
with a beautiful woman.

Can you just drop all your weird little
eccentricities and go with it?

[Nose Whistles]

Be thankful. I mean,
look at her, look at you.

Can't you just say to yourself, "Hey, I've
set new records in overachieving."

People are going to see the two
of you together, assume she must

be paid for, but she isn't.

You did it, John. You got a beautiful
woman to go out with you for free.

Enjoy the milestone.
It's a life moment.

Hmm? Off you go now.

I was hoping you and Ling could come along
as a double date.

Don't ask me why.
You bring me comfort.

We have to convince her
to settle, Ally.

I don't believe she stole
that idea, do you?

If she goes on
that cable show--

Look, Elaine may be a lot of things, but
she is not a liar. She wouldn't steal.

Even if you're right, even if the dead
cousin is a liar,

-we have no evidence.
-[Sighs]

-Elaine, how are you doing?
-Fine.

Uh, your deposition
is scheduled for tomorrow.

Okay.

-Ohh!
-Oh, um--

Look. Look, our case--

Obviously it's that
your cousin Martha was lying,

but do you know of any reason
why she would have done so?

She must have been
more desperate than even me.

Hey, hey.

The thing that gets me
the most is, I was--

Everybody else--
Nobody was even kind to her.

Now that she's dead, they're
all running around like--

Three years ago, I had to throw her
a birthday party myself.

And could I convince her own mother
or any of them to go?

Not even--

What?

-Excuse me.
-Elaine, what?

We all think we've made
such wonderful progress...

where women aren't
physically objectified anymore.

Vicky Sharpe certainly thought so.
She got a college degree.

Got a great job at
a growing software company.

Hired for her creativity,
recruited for her mind.

Now, throw on
a bathing suit, will you?

And, yes, I know,
she didn't have to.

But then, she's conspicuous
for not being a sport.

She's a prude, or worse yet,

she's got a lousy body
she's probably got to cover up.

For God's sake!

Why should she have to endure
even a second of this?

And their argument
that the men did it too?

[Chuckles] Now, I suppose they could
have a wet T-shirt contest...

and justify that by having the men
compete as well.

This is a male boss.

A guy's guy, I guess, who wanted to have
a bathing suit day at work...

to lift a few spirits.

Vicky Sharpe should never be
put in the position...

where she has to say
to her employer,

"I decline to wear
a bathing suit today."

Now we've made such wonderful progress,
haven't we?

This wasn't the equivalent
of a wet T-shirt contest.

This wasn't something
designed to titillate.

Even the plaintiff
admitted that.

All he was trying to do
was generate a little fun.

Yes, a little office spirit.

You know, companies used to have Friday
afternoon happy hours,

but that's been eliminated
by the Dram Shop Acts.

And now, he's being sued
for a beach party theme.

Women weren't being singled out.
The men wore bathing suits too,

or chose not to, just like
the women were free to choose.

One Friday a month,
he brings in fake palm trees,

sun lights, sand, serves
nonalcoholic piña coladas,

and he's getting sued for it.

Because Ms. Sharpe, who was never
pressured to participate,

nevertheless felt objectified.

She says these things made
her feel self-conscious about

not having a perfect body,

as if women have
a priority on vanity,

as if men can't feel self-conscious about
how they look in a bathing suit.

Even by their own admissions,
the motive wasn't chauvinistic.

It wasn't sexist.

It was to heighten office morale.
Even they admit that.

But here they are suing anyway.

Aren't we all just taking things
a little too seriously here?

I was making a video to put it into a
montage as part of her Christmas present.

This-This is her
birthday party?

The one that I threw for her
because nobody else would.

The one that nobody
would even come to.

The camera
is on a tripod.

♪ Happy, happy birthday, baby ♪

You did a number.

-♪ Although I can't call--♪♪
-Never mind.

Okay, here.
This is the part.

Make a wish.
Make a wish.

-Excellent. I made a wish too.
-What was it?

That my face bra becomes a big hit, that I
become rich and famous...

and men start lining up
to sleep with me.

What is this face bra
you keep talking about?

My face bra is
the best invent--

That was the day
I told her about it.

Oh, why didn't you pull
out this tape yesterday?

Because I forgot I had it.

And when I started talking about her
birthday, I suddenly remembered.

You still think
we should settle?

This can be used
as evidence, right?

Oh, yeah. And-And no,
you should not be settling.

Hey, I never said
you were lying.

But you believed it,
right down to your brown roots.

♪ Yeah, yeah Time's gettin' hard
But I just don't care ♪

♪ I got a Glock in my pants
but my nine-milli spare ♪

-♪ I ain't never gave a damn ♪
-You'll love this place.

They just pass out
microphones?

♪ You little HMO maggots
Your lives is through ♪

-That's the band, John.
-♪♪ [Continues]

If I close my eyes,
they sound like a headache.

♪ Don't you freak 'cause
I gotta be makin' some noise ♪

♪ We be hatin' the way we live
but we got no choice, uhh ♪

♪ Got my eyes everywhere
Colors ♪

♪ Don't want you to be
gettin' on my peoples ♪

Hey, man.

-That your daughter? She's fly.
-♪♪ [Continues]

-This place troubles me.
-Let's just dance.

-H-H-Hold on!
-What's up?

Uh, excuse me. Here's a hundred dollar
bill for the sunglasses.

Thank you.
Thank you.

Off you go.
Take off your coat, John.

-And put these on.
-Why?

So you don't look like Nelle's father.
Just do it.

-Aren't they great?
-Are they on parole?

-Come on.
-We're out of our element here, Richard.

Just do what I do.
We need to think survival.

♪♪ [Continues]

♪ Sippin' on some alcohol That's how we do
it in the Valley hood ♪

♪ From L.A. to the Bay We stay bangin' out
your pimphood ♪

♪ I know you heard of us
It's the murderous pack ♪

♪ Comin' down around
the downtown just like that ♪

♪ What's in our bags
that we all packed ♪

♪ Count up your change
and pay attention ♪

♪ Before you find your brains
on your lap ♪

♪ Now dance to this track ♪

♪ Like you high off contact ♪

What are they doing?
We'll be asked to leave!

I think they're dancing.

♪♪ [Continues]

♪ If you messin' with the pack
it's all-out war ♪

-♪ We don't have no laws ♪
-♪ We don't take no orders ♪

♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct]

♪ If you messin' with the pack
it's all-out war ♪

-♪ We don't have no laws ♪
-♪ We don't take no orders ♪

♪♪ [Indistinct]

♪ Let me hear you say
Make money, money, money ♪

♪ Make money, money, money
Make money, money ♪

♪ Make money, money, money
Money, money ♪

♪ Take money, money, money
Take money, money ♪

♪ Take money
money, money, ha ♪♪

-[Rapper #1] Ninety-nine.
-[Rapper #2] What?

Ohh! I may have
pulled something.

Well, you were moving in
different directions, John.

Seriously, Nelle,
why did you bring me there?

Oh, I just didn't
want to go to the bar.

Fine. But why that place? It was some sort
of test, wasn't it?

Maybe it was.

You were just trying to see if I could
handle it. Did I pass?

Yeah, you did.

[Ally]
And-And-And then they kissed.

It-It was so... sweet.

-Were you following them?
-No.

No, I-I was walking home,
again, alone.

Another late night at
the office, and I saw them.

-So why does it bother you?
-It doesn't.

-I'm happy for them.
-Yeah. I can tell.

It-It's just--It--

"Couplehood" is good, Renee.

And maybe we should
stop waiting for the right guy and--

and go out with the wrong ones.

I mean, it probably
beats loneliness.

There's nothing lonelier
than being with the wrong guy.

Listen, why don't you just
pretend you're dating Greg?

Because the thing about doctors
is you never see 'em anyway.

So you can just
think of yourself--

Forget it.

We've got ice cream.
Who needs a guy?

You know what? John did it with attitude.
He had a change. You saw it.

I felt it too.
Right behind my knee.

I-It's all about
attitude, Renee.

And I am gonna
have my change too.

♪ Big girls don't cry ♪

♪ Big girls don't cry ♪

♪ Big girls ♪

♪ Don't cry ♪

♪ They don't cry ♪

♪ Big girls ♪

-♪ Don't cry ♪
-♪ Who said they don't cry ♪

♪ My girl ♪

♪ Said good-bye ♪

♪ My, oh, my ♪♪

-John, you in here?
-I am.

Oh, uh,
when you get a second.

Actually, I'm coming out now.
If you'll stand back, please.

-Wow! That was your best ever!
-Thank you.

Listen, tonight,
you have plans?

Tonight? Uh, no.

I thought maybe I'd cook.
Can I make you dinner?

Sure.

-[Barry White] We got it together,
didn't we? -Great. 8:00?

Sounds good.
[Nose Whistles]

We've definitely got our thing together,
don't we, baby?

-Excellent. I made a wish too.
-What was it?

That my face bra
becomes a big hit,

that I become rich and famous and men
start lining up to sleep with me.

What is this face bra
you keep talking about?

My face bra is
the best invention.

-It holds up gravity--
-Oh, that was the fourth time.

Do you want to
see it a fifth?

I don't know
what to say. The--

She told me it was her idea.
She did.

Well, I guess I should meet
privately with my client.

Elaine, I'm sorry. I am so ashamed now
for what I--

She told me that--

Elaine, I am so sorry.

We can talk later.
Come on, Gladys.

My own daughter,
she lied to me?

-[Door Opens]
-I guess this is victory, huh?

We should all go celebrate.

Elaine, you were victimized
by the lie of one person.

Which the rest of the world
was only too willing to believe.

-I didn't.
-I know you didn't, and thank you.

Look, you just learned the first negative
thing about success.

People come out
of the woodwork.

This was family, Ally--And people here,
Georgia included.

I'm sorry, Elaine. I didn't conclude
you were lying.

But I wondered, yeah.

I'm sorry for that.

Um, I've got to go get ready
for my cable interview.

Are they coming back or not?

The bailiff thought they would.
That was the indication.

I can't stand it.
I can't stand it.

Come on.
Walk with me for coffee.

[Elevator Dings]

I could tell from your closing that you
really believed what you said.

I'm sure you're a nice man,
but you really don't get it.

You're represented by counsel. We
shouldn't even be discussing this.

All the evidence is in.
It doesn't matter.

Just because men and women
both wore bathing suits...

does not make his policy
gender neutral.

Men aren't judged by their bodies.
Women still are.

Whether we're objectified or not, we are
still evaluated by our physicality.

-And men aren't?
-Not in the same way, no.

And if you don't
know that, then--

You just don't get it.

-[Richard] Tonight?
-Mmm. Just dinner.

John, when a woman invites you
to her place to cook for you,

that's the big meal ticket--
Bring your snorkel.

-It doesn't mean that. It's just--
-Ally. Great.

Richard, this is private.

Exactly. Ally, this doesn't
leave the room.

When a woman invites a man
over to her place for dinner,

what do you think that means?

-She wants to sleep with him.
-Thank you.

-Why?
-Nelle invited me over. Satisfied?

Really?
[Chuckles]

John, how-how do you
feel about this?

Well, it doesn't
trouble me.

Well, because last time
there was--

Well, it wasn't right last time. Now I-I
like this woman. I really do.

[Camera Shutter Clicking]

Why are you looking at me
like that?

I-I was just taking
a mental picture...

of the look men
get in their eyes...

when they discover
they like someone.

-It-It's nice.
-Mmm.

Don't you wish you
had somebody to love?

Don't you?

I do. I just get it
in such odd ways.

Ally, when you call Greg, what kind of a
message do you leave?

Just that it's me... calling.

Mmm. Why not just tell him
how much you miss him?

Better yet, uh, tell him in person. What's
the worst that could happen?

-You'd be right where you are now.
-Thank you, Richard.

One for all
and all for one here.

Mr. Foreman, has the jury reached its
verdict?

-We have.
-What say you?

"In the matter of Sharpe versus
Volpe Packard Enterprise,

on the count of sexual harassment, we find
in favor of the defendant."

-Wow.
-Wow is right. I was worried.

-Thank you. Both of you.
-[Gavel Raps]

We never lose.
That's why we charge a lot.

[Man]
Judging by early sales--

We're very excited.

Of course, it's still very early, but
there does seem to be a market.

People want to
save their faces.

Now you're not an
entrepreneur, at least by vocation.

No.

I'm a legal assistant.

Well, what are they saying around the
office, given your sudden success?

Oh, well, they're happy
for me, of course.

I have a great core of people
who are cheering for me.

-And family?
-Yeah, family too.

-Well, best of--
-It's really worked out great.

-Well, best of luck to you.
-Thank you.

[Knocking]

-Hey.
-Oh, hey.

I'm sorry I'm late.
I stopped to get some wine.

Oh, I was beginning to think
you wouldn't show.

I was nervous
you suddenly got afraid.

Afraid of what?

Well, most men think if a woman invites a
man to her place for dinner,

she just wants to
sleep with him.

Come on, take your coat off.

John?

So that's--that's
not the case here?

Did you want it
to be the case?

Maybe I did.

Well, at a minimum, you're
gonna have to eat first.

-I've been slaving over this damn stove.
-Okay.

[Vonda]
♪ You don't remember me ♪

♪ But I remember you ♪

♪ Was not so long ago ♪

♪ You broke my heart in two ♪

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

♪ Pain in my heart ♪

♪ Caused by you ♪

♪ If we could start anew ♪

♪ I wouldn't hesitate ♪

♪ I'd gladly take you back ♪

♪ And tempt the hand of fate ♪

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

♪ Pain in my heart ♪

♪ Caused by you ♪

♪ Love is not a gadget ♪

♪ Love is not a toy ♪

♪ When you find the one you love ♪

♪ She'll fill your heart with joy ♪

♪ If we could start anew ♪

♪ I wouldn't hesitate ♪

♪ I'd gladly take you back ♪

♪ And tempt the hand of fate ♪

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

♪ Pain in my heart ♪

♪ Caused by you ♪♪

[Woman]
You stinker!