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[Vonda]♪ Backfield in motion, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm gonna have to penalize you ♪
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♪ You ♪
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♪ Backfield in motion, baby ♪
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♪ You know that's against the rules ♪
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♪ Offside and holdin', yeah ♪
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♪ You ought to beashamed of yourself, baby ♪
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♪ Offside and holdin', yeah ♪
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♪ Holdin' onto someone else ♪
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Ju-Ju-Just breathe deep.
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Don't tell me to breathe deep.
I-I am not in labor.
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Do you realize what I have done?
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So? You kissed him!
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It's not like you made love.
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It's not like you lied
about it under oath.
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Renee, there is no bigger
betrayal than a kiss!
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-And how do you figure that?
-Sex is physical.
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Sometimes it's even primal.
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A-A raging penis and a-a burning--
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-[Chuckling]
-Never mind.
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But a kiss--
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-[Exhales]
-A-A--A kiss--
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The reason we probably didn'trip each other's clothes off...
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is because there's more
intimacy, more emotion,
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more connection in a kiss
than any other physical act,
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and we wanted to stay
right there...
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in that-that...
place.
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It was so--
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so--so--
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So... what?
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-[Doorbell Rings]
-Who--
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Oh.
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Greg. Hi.
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I sat in that restaurant
for over an hour.
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-What's the deal?
-Um--
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I--Well, I--
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I--I--
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I just had to
come back here and lie--
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Lie down. Oh, wow.
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Um, the-the time--
I'm-I'm-I'm sorry.
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I--Cramps.
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I get two nights off a week,
if I'm lucky.
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I don't like being stood up.
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Okay, Greg.
There-There is a reason.
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-No, there's not.
-Renee--
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Don't you dare give him the reason.
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We're women.
We're against reason.
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-Excuse me?
-What the--
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And that is what
makes us mysterious.
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It works, doesn't it?
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It got you to come
right to her doorstep,
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right where she wants you.
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-Now, go sit yourself down.
-[Groans]
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Ow. You're pulling my ear!
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You're not going to tell him.
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He already knows about
my history with Billy anyway.
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Fine. And you'll behistory with him too
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if he learns what happened.
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-So I should just say--
-Nothing!
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What kind of a way is that
to begin a relationship?
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Dishonesty--
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Every relationship starts
with dishonesty, you dope.
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It sets the stage for marriage.
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That is ridiculous, even for you!
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If you have any remaining hope
of being with this guy,
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you can not tell him
that you were kissing--
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Billy!
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-What are you doing here?
-He's here to see me.
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-What?
-[Whispering] Oh, my God.
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We're planning Ally's
surprise birthday party.
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[Chuckles] Gee.I hope you pull it off.
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Oh, yeah.
Surprise.
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[Forced Chuckle]
Whoop-de-doo.
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{\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪
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{\an8}♪ Walkin' the linethat's painted by pride ♪
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{\an8}♪ And I have made mistakesin my life ♪
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{\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪
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{\an8}♪ For what love has to bringYeah, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪
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{\an8}♪ I've been searchingmy soul tonight ♪
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{\an8}♪ I know there'sso much more to life ♪
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{\an8}♪ Now I knowI can shine a light ♪
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{\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪
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{\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪
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{\an8}-You told Renee?
-She's not gonna tell anybody.
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{\an8}-Ally--
-Billy, this was a big thing.
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{\an8}Who do you want me to talk
to about it? Georgia?
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{\an8}-How about me?
-You?
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{\an8}You're what
I'm talking about!
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{\an8}Hey, hey, kids.
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{\an8}Leave me alone with Greggie,and I might start singin'.
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{\an8}And, besides, it's myNew Year's resolution...
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{\an8}not to mess with
somebody else's other.
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{\an8}We've settled onmy surprise party, okay?
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{\an8}Billy, you can go.
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{\an8}-Ally---Billy--
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{\an8}-What is going on?
-Cramps.
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{\an8}I want everybody to go.
I--Can--
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{\an8}Can we hook up tomorrow?
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{\an8}-Ally--
-Great. Bye.
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{\an8}Billy, I'll kiss you later.
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{\an8}See you later.
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{\an8}[Chuckling]
The-The Midol.
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{\an8}It-It goes
right to my-my head.
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{\an8}I--I have Tracy on speed dial.
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{\an8}Would you mind calling her?
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{\an8}At night?
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{\an8}She said if ever
there was an emergency--
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{\an8}You kissed him. Fabulous.
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{\an8}What "fabulous"?
Are-Are you--Are you listening?
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{\an8}While falling in love
with the new guy,
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{\an8}I kissed the old guy,
who happens to be married.
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{\an8}I could still love him,
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{\an8}not to mention his wife
is a friend of mine.
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{\an8}Oh, right. Georgia. There's the crusher.
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{\an8}How can you not take this seriously?
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{\an8}I committed adultery.
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{\an8}I betrayed a friend. I'm an awful person.
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{\an8}Ally, every patient
that comes into this office...
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{\an8}thinks that he or she is
the world's biggest loser.
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{\an8}For the first time, I agree.
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{\an8}-Tracy--
-You're a baby.
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{\an8}You come in here crying,
"Oh, I kissed him.
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{\an8}Oh, my guilt.
Oh, my conscience."
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{\an8}Baby! You probably still poop green.
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{\an8}Here. Have a rattle.
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{\an8}Aren't therapists supposed to suck up
and make patients feel good...
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{\an8}so they keep coming back
long after you hike the rates?
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{\an8}Okay. Let's talk about Greg.
Is he good in bed?
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{\an8}I haven't slept with him.
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{\an8}-[Beeps]
-[Audience Laughing]
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{\an8}-[Laughter Stops]
-Can I be blunt?
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{\an8}No. Just continue to kid-glove me.
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{\an8}You've got the cute little
preppy thing going.
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{\an8}That innocent...
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"I'm looking for a soul mate
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who can read Dickens
to me over the phone."
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And I understand that,
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and I try not to judge youby my own vomit.
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But deep, deep, deep, deep down,we both know what you are.
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-What?
-You're a slut.
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The way to your heartis up your fallopian tubes.
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-I am not a slut!
-Come on, Ally.
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When you watch the Nature
Channel and you see the snake...
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swallow the thing four times
its size, do you ever wonder...
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why you reach for Bounty,
the "quicker picker upper"?
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You love sex.
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A man physically intertwining
with you. You become one.
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Connected. Siamese genitalia.You find it meaningful.
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-I-I-I think that--
-[Beeps]
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-[Gasps]
-You like Greg.
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You're afraid you like Greg.
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But you're afraid of falling
in love again.
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So you're looking
for some kind of guardrail...
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{\an8}to reach out and grab onto,
and it's Billy, you kook.
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{\an8}-I can't wait to tell people.
-Tracy, if you-you--
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{\an8}Look, it could be Greg.
It could be Billy.
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{\an8}Billy. Greg. Here's the thing.
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{\an8}You can't know if Greg
is the right guy for you...
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{\an8}until you know if you're
sexually compatible with him.
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So I want you to go home tonight.
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I want you to honk his horn
and call me in the morning.
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Oh, and if you see a blimp
on the way, ignore it.
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Can you believe it?I don't know what's worse--
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me and my problems,
or the people I go to to fix 'em.
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-Ally, she does have a point.
-Excuse me?
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If you're looking for a truly
informed decision, here is--
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Are you saying that I should
audition the guy in bed?
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I am saying that sex is
a big part of a relationship.
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And if it doesn't gel--
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Sex is a symptom of a relationship.
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-Who the hell said that?
-What?
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You would never marry a man
without sleeping with him first?
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Abso-you-know-what-lutely not.
If it isn't good--
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Well, I am not about
to sleep with Greg
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just to find out
how good he is.
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Plus, which I already know.
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You can tell how a guy
makes love...
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by the way he kissesand-and-and--[Screams]
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Did you already
give him a key?
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[Billy]The door was open.
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Ally, we need to talk.
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[Sighs]
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Well, good. I'm glad
we cleared the air.
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-Are you gonna go now?
-Ally--
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There is too much swirling
around in my head
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to think clearly.
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Anything we have to say
to each other, let--
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Let's talk later.
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Right now, I think
you should leave Georgia.
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Leave-Leave here. Here.Leave here. Damn it!
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We have to confront the truth
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of what just happened
and why it happened.
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Truth?
[Chuckles]
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-Truth? Okay, what is it?
-I don't know.
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Did you, um, come here
to tell me something?
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Or did you come here
for me to tell you something?
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I'm not sure.
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What happened was...
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the most wonderfully
worst thing I ever did.
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I don't think that
we should analyze this tonight.
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Yeah. Our heads
will be clearer tomorrow.
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Much.
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'Cause this was either
a mistake that happened
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in some moment of--
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-Weakness.
-Yeah, or it wasn't.
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That's exactly how I see it.
One or the other.
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-And tomorrow--
-It'll be clearer.
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Yeah.
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-Good night.
-Good night.
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-See you--
-At the office.
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Right.
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[Door Closes]
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♪♪ [Soul Begins, Stops]
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♪♪ [Resumes, Stops]
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♪♪ [Resumes, Stops]
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♪♪ [Resumes, Stops]
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♪♪ [Slowly Resumes]
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[Man]♪ Last night ♪
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-♪ Oh, no ♪-♪♪ [Stops]
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-[Horn Honks]
-Hey, are you awake, lady?
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♪♪ [Resumes]
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-♪♪ [Stops]
-[Groans]
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[Elevator Bell Dings]
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[Doors Opening]
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♪♪ [Resumes]
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-♪ Last night, mmm ♪-♪♪ [Stops]
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[Gasps]
Georgia.
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Hey. Hi.
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"Hey"? That's all you have
to say to me? "Hey. Hi"?
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Is there a prob--
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Problem?
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You dumped the Foy
interrogatories on me!
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-That's your case, Ally!
-Oh. Oh. [Chuckling]
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Well, I-I-I--Well, I--
I-I didn't dump them all.
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I just wanted you to answer
the section on the medicals,
241
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:26,704
cause you deposed
the doctor, remember?
242
00:12:26,787 --> 00:12:28,789
Oh.
243
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,666
-But if it's a problem, I--
-No.
244
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:34,211
No. I guess
I can do that part.
245
00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,762
♪♪ [Resumes]
246
00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:48,851
♪ You know your mama taught youbetter than that ♪
247
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,187
Ooh ♪♪
248
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:56,025
It was only a kiss.
It was only a kiss.
249
00:12:56,108 --> 00:12:58,402
It was only a--
Ow!
250
00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,905
Oops.
Are you free for Billy?
251
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,491
Well, he's not free
for me.
252
00:13:03,574 --> 00:13:08,621
So what difference
does it--Why?
253
00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:11,791
He's here. I meant to
tell you on the way in.
254
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,004
[Forced Chuckle]
I knew you were there.
255
00:13:17,087 --> 00:13:19,548
I knew he was there.
256
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,426
-Could you excuse us?
-Why? What have you done?
257
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,928
[Billy, Ally Together]
Elaine!
258
00:13:24,011 --> 00:13:26,138
Snap and "ish."
259
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,190
-So?
-Are things any clearer?
260
00:13:36,273 --> 00:13:40,110
Well, um--
261
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,488
Are they clearer for you?
262
00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:45,449
I asked you.
263
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:50,037
-I see.
-Good.
264
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,956
You see what?
265
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,500
Obviously, you think
it was wrong.
266
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:59,797
And even if I were interested
in going down a road,
267
00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,715
it's not open to me.
268
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:05,094
-I'm sure you're right.
-Hold on just a second.
269
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,555
You think I'm gonna
let you get away with that?
270
00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,597
-With what?
-You want me
271
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:09,473
to say it was wrong.
272
00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:11,392
You want me to hold up
the stop sign
273
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060
so you can
walk away feeling,
274
00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,061
"Hey, I followed my heart
and took my shot."
275
00:14:14,144 --> 00:14:15,855
You can forget that, Billy.
276
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,690
The road is open.
Let's go.
277
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,276
Oh, you don't fool me.
278
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:21,902
You're the one who regrets
the things that you don't do.
279
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,738
You need for me to say,
"Not a chance."
280
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:25,990
'Cause the idea that maybe
you backed off
281
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,242
-from following your heart--
-I-I'm not backing off.
282
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,702
Right. I know you
too well, Ally.
283
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:32,288
I've loved you
my whole life.
284
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,873
I've never loved anybody
but you.
285
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:34,999
[Thinking] Take that.
286
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,667
And you're the only woman
287
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,502
I can see myself
growing old with.
288
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,337
So I guess we'd better
just go for it!
289
00:14:40,421 --> 00:14:43,340
I agree.
Kiss me again.
290
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,635
-You liar.
-You're the liar.
291
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,512
And you're a weakling.
292
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:50,139
You'd no sooner betray Georgia
than you would your own mother.
293
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,057
I am standing right here.
294
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,605
And I'm...
falling for you
295
00:14:57,688 --> 00:15:00,608
more and more
with every second that passes.
296
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,401
So you'd better nip this
in the bud right now,
297
00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,570
and I am not kidding.
298
00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:12,369
How about we meet at your
apartment, lunchtime?
299
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,712
-Why?
-'Cause it's true, Ally.
300
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:24,506
I can't stop thinking about you,
301
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,426
and I can't go another day
without making love to you.
302
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,279
It's a trick.I know he's bluffing.
303
00:15:47,363 --> 00:15:49,198
That's what men do.
They bluff women into bed.
304
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,075
Then they go through
with it, the bastards.
305
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,284
Would you please
listen to me?
306
00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:53,202
I am.
307
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,205
I told you to have sex
with Greg. I'm so confused.
308
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,207
I haven't got around
to Greg yet.
309
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,960
What--What if...
it's not a bluff?
310
00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:04,046
What if Billy really
does want to make love?
311
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:05,422
What if?
312
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,216
I know he really doesn't.
I just know.
313
00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,384
He wants to be able
to live the rest
314
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:09,969
of his life
with Georgia,
315
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,262
saying to himself,
"At least I tried."
316
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,139
I know him. I know him.
I know him!
317
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:17,393
He wants to be able to have
his cake and not eat me.
318
00:16:17,476 --> 00:16:20,187
It. It.
319
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:21,897
This is all a bluff.
320
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,857
Suppose he really does
want to go through with it.
321
00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:28,404
I won't.
322
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,366
Of course I won't.
323
00:16:32,449 --> 00:16:35,202
Then why are you so afraid
to just tell him that?
324
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:36,787
Because if I'm going
to second-guess myself
325
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,080
miserably ever after,
326
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,082
-I want him to too.
-Uh-huh.
327
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,459
Or are you afraid
you might say "yes"?
328
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:43,794
Never.
329
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,131
I'm sure I wouldn't.
330
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,686
-Georgia. Hey.
-Hey.
331
00:17:02,896 --> 00:17:04,982
Listen, Ally, I'm sorry
I jumped on you
332
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,567
about those interrogatories.
333
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,529
It's just... stuff.
334
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:14,074
Oh. For-Forget it.
335
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,618
A-Anything I can
help you with?
336
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,913
No.
337
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,541
[Heartbeat Thumping Loudly]
338
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:35,054
[Thumping Continues]
339
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,732
[Elevator Bell Dings]
340
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:49,151
-Well, see ya.
-Yep.
341
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:54,031
[Softly]
Oh, my God. Oh! Oh.
342
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,118
Ally? You gettin' off?
343
00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,370
What?
344
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:04,666
Oh. Yeah.
Yeah.
345
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,753
-Sorry.
-♪♪ [Soul Resumes]
346
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,842
-♪♪ [Stops]
-Is Billy in there?
347
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,845
-No.
-♪♪ [Resumes]
348
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,934
-♪♪ [Stops]-[Man Grunts]
349
00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,729
Of course.
350
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,567
Ally,
351
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,069
are you going through
some kind of crisis?
352
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:33,237
Does it show?
353
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,239
Mm-hmm.
What's the matter?
354
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:38,742
Greg, it's personal.
355
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:41,954
And I would really like to work
it out on my own before I--
356
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,998
I know that this--this must be
frustrating for you to hear,
357
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,210
but-but is-is it possible...
358
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,296
for you to understand
without understanding?
359
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:54,842
Sure. But--
But I am here to help.
360
00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:58,095
I know that.
361
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,055
You can't walk through life
alone, Ally.
362
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,851
That isn't the problem
at the moment.
363
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,068
I'm gonna take
your cue, okay?
364
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,321
Thank you.
You are so great.
365
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:23,620
-Talk tonight?
-Sure.
366
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,600
Ally.
367
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,981
-What's wrong?
-What?
368
00:19:52,566 --> 00:19:57,404
Oh. Greg.
369
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,114
He's really wonderful,
isn't he?
370
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,157
Yeah.
371
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,911
A woman would be crazy
not to--
372
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:06,121
Are you trying to talkyourself into loving him?
373
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,539
It's not that.
374
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:10,459
-What is it?
-What it is
375
00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,085
is like it always is, Elaine.
376
00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:14,296
I don't want what I want,
377
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,548
and I want
what I don't want.
378
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,926
And to complicate iteven more right now,
379
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:22,471
I don't know what
I want or... don't want.
380
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:26,850
Maybe you should, well,
see a therapist.
381
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:30,354
I already am. She told me that
I should sleep with Greg...
382
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:32,105
to find out if we'rephysically compatible.
383
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,983
You haven't slept
with him yet? Hello!
384
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:38,028
Well, why is that so damn
important? Sex is sex.
385
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,656
Sometimes it's better,sometimes it's not.
386
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,200
What do you really learn by
taking a little, uh, test drive?
387
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,369
Ally, you're not serious.
388
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:46,954
What does it say
about a woman to--
389
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:49,206
-Excuse me.
-Richard.
390
00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:50,499
Would a man ever
judge a relationship
391
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:51,917
on how good the sex is?
392
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,127
Of course. True love
means short refractory time.
393
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,462
-Fishism.Either of you seen Billy?
394
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,047
I think he left for lunch.
395
00:20:57,130 --> 00:21:00,467
[Gasps]
Lunch? Lunch?
396
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:05,514
It's-It's--It's lunchtime
already? It--Oh!
397
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:08,100
Oh, my God.
I was--I was--
398
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:12,938
It-It-It's just that I--
I hate when it sneaks up on you.
399
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,153
♪♪ [Soul: Rapid Tempo]
400
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:27,577
♪♪ [Slows, Stops]
401
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:38,588
[Car Door Opens]
402
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:21,048
Can I get you anything?
Coffee?
403
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,550
No. Thanks.
404
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,138
[Chuckles]
405
00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,473
For the last two years,
406
00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,558
I've imagined
this scenario in my head...
407
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:32,768
at least a hundred times,
408
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,895
and it always felt
so romantic.
409
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:38,899
But it doesn't feel romantic
now. It-It-It feels--
410
00:22:38,982 --> 00:22:42,486
-Terrifying.
-[Exhales Sharply]
411
00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,825
Did you...
412
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,496
really come here to--
413
00:22:52,579 --> 00:22:54,790
Did you?
414
00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,964
No.
415
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,133
So, there. You win.
416
00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,219
You don't have to punish
yourself for not taking a dare.
417
00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,013
You took it.
418
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:14,309
If I wanted to take
a chance, Ally,
419
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,645
I wouldn't accept "no"
for an answer.
420
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:24,403
I'm not gonna... pretend...
421
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:27,197
that I'm certain of anything.
422
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,282
Well, for God's sake, Billy,
423
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,368
if you're not certain,
then-then--
424
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,621
You said you played this
scene out a hundred times.
425
00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:40,585
How does it end?
426
00:24:37,851 --> 00:24:41,938
We... get to there,
and then...
427
00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:44,191
I'd start to cry.
428
00:25:02,751 --> 00:25:05,045
-So you didn't?
-We didn't have sex, no.
429
00:25:05,128 --> 00:25:07,422
None? What about
the democratic definition?
430
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,425
All we did
was kiss once.
431
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:12,677
And-And then my pea-sized
brain went into panic mode.
432
00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,013
Okay, first things first.
You gotta dump Greg.
433
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,097
Why?
434
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:17,224
This is obviously about
you and Billy,
435
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:19,142
whether the two of you
are right for each other.
436
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:20,727
And we can't have it
muddled up with Greg.
437
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,479
We've gotta clear that deck.
438
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,731
But what about like you say?
What if Greg is really the guy,
439
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:27,108
and I'm afraid
of falling in love?
440
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,902
So on some unconscious level,
441
00:25:28,985 --> 00:25:30,654
I'm looking to screw that up,
and I'm grabbing onto Billy.
442
00:25:30,737 --> 00:25:32,072
I mean,
what if, like you said,
443
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,533
this is really
about me loving Greg?
444
00:25:34,616 --> 00:25:37,077
Oh, bugger!
I forgot about that.
445
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:38,662
This is what happens
when I don't take notes.
446
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:40,121
Damn it!
This isn't funny anymore.
447
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,457
Do you even get
the concept of love?
448
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:44,000
You-You probably
time relationships
449
00:25:44,084 --> 00:25:45,460
with a stick of gum,
450
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,254
and spit when
the flavor's gone.
451
00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:48,797
It goes a little deeper
than that,
452
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:50,590
and I'm beginning
to wonder if you do.
453
00:25:53,176 --> 00:25:56,096
You think I don't know love,
Ally? [Scoffs]
454
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:02,936
The greatest love of my life,
I sent him away...
455
00:26:03,019 --> 00:26:05,772
eleven years, three months
and two days ago.
456
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,110
Um,
I'm-I'm sorry.
457
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:13,446
He asked me if I believed
in immortality.
458
00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:19,160
Asked if I was afraid I'd burn
if I got too close to happiness.
459
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:22,247
I remember as if
it was last night.
460
00:26:23,415 --> 00:26:26,293
It was last night
on cable.
461
00:26:26,376 --> 00:26:28,461
That's what Paul Henreid said
to Bette Davis in Now Voyager.
462
00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,715
[Laughs] Oh, bugger!
You saw it. Oh, well.
463
00:26:31,798 --> 00:26:33,383
I am in the biggest crisis
of my life,
464
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:34,926
and you're lifting a line
from a movie!
465
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,470
-All right, all right.
-No, no, no. Tracy, please.
466
00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,639
Take this seriously.
467
00:26:42,475 --> 00:26:44,477
I need to see
you and Billy together.
468
00:26:44,561 --> 00:26:45,687
What?
469
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:48,815
I've only heard your side.
I need to hear his.
470
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,617
Ally. These came from Greg.I opened the card...
471
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,827
to see if there were any
special watering instructions.
472
00:27:00,910 --> 00:27:04,706
It says, "Thinking of you.
Yours, Greg."
473
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,416
That says it all, doesn't it?
474
00:27:06,499 --> 00:27:09,044
Or does it only tell
half the story?
475
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,379
What is that
supposed to mean?
476
00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,006
Ask her.
477
00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:16,676
I'm penile-psychic.
Something's up in this office.
478
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,679
Well, it's not me,
thank you.
479
00:27:19,763 --> 00:27:21,723
[Growls]
480
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,518
Ally, really,
is everything okay?
481
00:27:25,602 --> 00:27:27,187
Everything is never
okay with me.
482
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,855
Why, all of
a sudden, does it matter?
483
00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,778
♪♪ [Pop]
484
00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,576
[Vonda]♪ Haven't you heard about ♪
485
00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,912
♪ the guy knownas the cheater ♪
486
00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:48,249
♪ He'll take the girl ♪
487
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:52,170
♪ and then he'll lieand he'll mistreat her ♪
488
00:27:52,253 --> 00:27:54,589
[No Audible Dialogue]
489
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:57,967
♪ It seems every day now ♪
490
00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:01,471
♪ You hear people say now ♪
491
00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:05,100
♪ Look out for the cheater ♪
492
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:09,229
♪ Make way forthe fool-hearted clown ♪
493
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:13,024
♪ Look out for the cheatercheater, cheater--♪♪
494
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,444
-Hey.
-Hey.
495
00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:17,612
Everything okay?
496
00:28:17,696 --> 00:28:19,739
Sure.
With you?
497
00:28:20,865 --> 00:28:21,741
Fine.
498
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:23,993
Good.
499
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:33,086
[Gasps]
500
00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:38,633
[Door Opens]
501
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:42,846
-Hi, John.
-Georgia.
502
00:28:42,929 --> 00:28:47,100
John, how-how are things
with you and Nelle?
503
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:48,476
Fine.
504
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,145
But you-you two aren't dating?
505
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,480
No.
506
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:56,067
Do-Do you--Do you know if-if
she's seeing somebody else?
507
00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:59,487
-Not to my knowledge. Why?
-[Richard Moans]
508
00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:12,375
Bygones.
509
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,094
I can't believe
I'm even here.
510
00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,513
Well, you are here,so let's talk about it.
511
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,723
Why'd you kiss her?
512
00:29:26,806 --> 00:29:29,100
Look, my private life
is my private life.
513
00:29:29,184 --> 00:29:30,602
Is that what you tell Georgia?
514
00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:32,937
I may have a duty to Georgia.
I don't have one to you.
515
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,690
-And how about Ally? Any duty?
-That's between me and her.
516
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:37,817
-And "her" came to me--
-And she shouldn't have.
517
00:29:37,901 --> 00:29:41,738
Such anger. Is it rage,
passion, guilt?
518
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:43,281
It comes in
so many forms these days.
519
00:29:43,364 --> 00:29:44,616
It's all of that.
520
00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:46,409
It's rage, it's anger,
and it's guilt.
521
00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:47,452
Left out passion.
522
00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:49,788
-Why the hell am I here?
-Yes, why?
523
00:29:49,871 --> 00:29:52,248
Maybe you're as confused
as Ally over this.
524
00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:54,417
But the point is,
you are here. You did come,
525
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,002
so let's make it count.
526
00:29:56,085 --> 00:29:57,629
How are things with Georgia?
527
00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,214
This has nothing
to do with her.
528
00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:01,216
You kissed another woman,and it has nothing
529
00:30:01,299 --> 00:30:02,592
to do with your wife?
530
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:06,262
Of course it does.
[Chuckles]
531
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:10,141
Are things between you two--
I mean, is that what's going on?
532
00:30:10,225 --> 00:30:11,476
Your kissing me
was a symptom
533
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,394
of your
problems with her and--
534
00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:14,938
Because if
that's it, I--
535
00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:16,856
I think you can give me
a little more credit
536
00:30:16,940 --> 00:30:19,025
than that, can't you?
537
00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:21,694
Let's skip ahead a little,not just because I'm bored,
538
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:23,696
but because I think
it might help.
539
00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:25,949
-Show me how you kissed Ally.
-What?
540
00:30:26,032 --> 00:30:27,325
-Excuse me?
-Last night. Show me.
541
00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:28,409
I want to see
how you kissed her.
542
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,953
I promise I won't touch myself.
543
00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:32,580
This is the person nurturing
your mental health?
544
00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:34,290
Just kiss her.
I want to see--
545
00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:35,792
No! What possible purpose
would it serve for me--
546
00:30:35,875 --> 00:30:37,836
There's a difference between
lust and love and kissing.
547
00:30:37,919 --> 00:30:41,422
It wasn't lust!
It wasn't lust!
548
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,886
Okay. Maybe we really
do have something here.
549
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,305
-I'm leaving.
-Great. Run.
550
00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:51,391
It seems to work for you.
551
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:55,311
-[Door Closes]
-What was that?
552
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:58,189
-You run. That's what you do.
-Okay, Tracy.
553
00:30:58,273 --> 00:31:00,733
I'll confront the truth
of all of this,
554
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,485
but first, you tell me.
555
00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:03,987
What makes you equippedto even help?
556
00:31:04,070 --> 00:31:05,780
I don't carehow many damn books you've read,
557
00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:08,199
or how many clever quips
you can trot out.
558
00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:09,617
I want to know whenever
559
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,327
you were in the middle
of anything like this.
560
00:31:11,411 --> 00:31:13,538
By "this,"
you mean love, confusion,
561
00:31:13,621 --> 00:31:15,123
or just your basic infidelity?
562
00:31:15,206 --> 00:31:17,166
If you've never stoodwhere we stand,
563
00:31:17,250 --> 00:31:19,919
don't you dare pretendto know who and what we are!
564
00:31:20,003 --> 00:31:22,422
Let's hear your credentials
on a human level.
565
00:31:22,505 --> 00:31:24,799
And don't quote a movie.
566
00:31:29,262 --> 00:31:31,264
Okay.
567
00:31:32,807 --> 00:31:34,726
I'm not happy.
568
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:38,271
And when I see peoplethat have a chance at it,
569
00:31:38,354 --> 00:31:40,481
I get inpatient
when they lie to themselves.
570
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:44,444
And I do know a lotabout running, Billy.
571
00:31:44,527 --> 00:31:48,281
There was one time I should
have run, and I didn't.
572
00:31:48,364 --> 00:31:50,450
And it involved
a married man.
573
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:51,659
So if you wantpersonal advice,
574
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:53,453
I think thatyou two should just--
575
00:31:53,536 --> 00:31:54,579
So you're letting
your personal history
576
00:31:54,662 --> 00:31:55,997
affect your
professional history?
577
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,166
You asked for
my personal history!
578
00:31:59,667 --> 00:32:03,338
You all think that I'm so silly
over this theme song business.
579
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:05,381
You want to know how
I came up with it?
580
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:12,138
There's this song that
I used to sing to myself...
581
00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:14,182
just so I could--
582
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:20,855
♪ Sometimes I feel
I've got to ♪
583
00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:25,193
♪ Run away I've got to ♪
584
00:32:25,276 --> 00:32:28,279
♪ Get away from the pain ♪
585
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,823
♪ that you drive
through the heart of me ♪
586
00:32:30,907 --> 00:32:33,618
-♪♪ [Music Plays Along]
-♪ The love we shared ♪
587
00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:36,788
♪ Seems to go nowhere ♪
588
00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,999
♪ And I've lost my right ♪
589
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:45,380
♪ 'Cause I toss and turnI can't sleep at night ♪
590
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:48,216
♪ Once, I ran to you ♪
591
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,134
♪ Now, I run from you ♪
592
00:32:50,218 --> 00:32:52,720
♪ This tainted loveyou're giving ♪
593
00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:56,015
♪ I gave you all
I got to give you ♪
594
00:32:56,099 --> 00:32:59,727
♪ Take my tears
and that's not really all ♪
595
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:02,021
♪ Tainted love ♪
596
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:06,526
-♪♪ [Stops]
-♪ Tainted love, don't--♪
597
00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:11,197
♪ Don't touch me, please ♪
598
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,242
♪ I cannot ♪♪
[Sighs]
599
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,619
[Microphone Feeding Back]
600
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:20,206
I guess we shouldtake comfort that this,
601
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:22,959
at least, is giving
somebody a little joy.
602
00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:27,088
I committed an act
of infidelity last night.
603
00:33:27,171 --> 00:33:29,340
Maybe you don't thinkthat's much of an offense.
604
00:33:29,424 --> 00:33:30,550
I do.
605
00:33:30,633 --> 00:33:34,012
Yes, you do,
don't you, Billy?
606
00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:37,140
And as much as
I admire your values,
607
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,976
they are very unproductive
to this process.
608
00:33:40,059 --> 00:33:42,729
-Why?
-His value system...
609
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,189
is forcing him to
attach meaning to this kiss.
610
00:33:45,273 --> 00:33:47,191
Heaven forbid,
611
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,819
he could have betrayed Georgiajust because he felt like it.
612
00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,571
-Ex-Excuse me?
-Ally,
613
00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:54,490
I'm loath to leave a footprint
on your romantic naivety.
614
00:33:54,574 --> 00:33:57,952
But sometimes,
when husbands stray,
615
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,912
it's when loneliness
and horniness collide, period.
616
00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:01,289
There is no deeper meaning.
617
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:04,083
When it comes to
forsaking good judgment,
618
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:06,461
there is nothing more
effective than the penis.
619
00:34:06,544 --> 00:34:08,796
How dare you
trivialize this!
620
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:12,258
That's my point. You can't
trivialize it, can you, Billy?
621
00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,052
You can't conceive
of the notion
622
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:16,262
that you could be
unfaithful on a whim.
623
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:18,389
You don't even know
what you're talking about!
624
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:21,309
Yes, she does.
625
00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:22,935
If there's one thing
you and I believe in...
626
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:25,438
more than everybody I know,
it's monogamy.
627
00:34:25,521 --> 00:34:28,024
For you to be unfaithful,
628
00:34:28,107 --> 00:34:30,318
you need to believe
it was because of something
629
00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,236
more meaningful than sex.
630
00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:37,366
Well, was it? Do you really love
Ally, Billy? Is that it?
631
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:40,703
Or do you need to findsome higher justification...
632
00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:43,331
to acquit yourself
of the lowest low?
633
00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:49,378
The biggest thing in this room
right now is Georgia.
634
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:52,090
And maybe that's how
it should be.
635
00:34:52,173 --> 00:34:55,301
But if you two really want
to answer the other question,
636
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:58,346
whether you two are
really right for each other,
637
00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,724
then for that question, we
cannot let guilt be the issue.
638
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:07,855
Now, I want you to consider
this, and only this.
639
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:10,858
Is that the picture,
or not?
640
00:35:20,993 --> 00:35:23,162
Okay, now we're at 60.
641
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:25,248
It's a Sunday afternoon.
642
00:35:25,331 --> 00:35:27,416
What might youand Ally be doing?
643
00:35:27,500 --> 00:35:29,544
Maybe we're playing
with grandkids.
644
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:31,712
-How many do you have?
-[Together] Seven.
645
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:34,715
Or maybewe're just talking.
646
00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,717
I see us as always being able
to talk to each other.
647
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,719
And what does Ally look like,
Billy? Picture her.
648
00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:43,391
Well, she's had
some work done.
649
00:35:43,474 --> 00:35:45,518
[Mouths Words]
What kind of work?
650
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:49,313
Well, face, lips--
651
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,190
-Wait a second!
-Ally--
652
00:35:51,274 --> 00:35:54,694
No, no, no, no. Time-out.
Why would I have my lips done?
653
00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,779
-Well--
-I have perfect lips.
654
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:58,573
There's nothing wrong
with a little collagen.
655
00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,824
These are my real lips.
656
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,076
-I didn't say they weren't.
-They do look done.
657
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,995
Hey, hey! Now, why would
I have a face-lift,
658
00:36:04,078 --> 00:36:05,913
or have my lips done?
659
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,748
As if I would ever have
cosmetic surgery.
660
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:08,958
Are you kidding?
661
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,751
What is that
supposed to mean?
662
00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:11,919
Nothing.
663
00:36:12,003 --> 00:36:13,796
Never mind "nothing."
What does it mean?
664
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,506
Vanity is a part of you.
You need to look good.
665
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,799
Are you going to pretend that--
666
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:19,510
I do not need
to look good. I just do.
667
00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:22,513
I'm good-looking by nature.
This is not a personality flaw.
668
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,932
-Okay.
-No, no, no. Not "okay."
669
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,851
That's what you do.
You-You-You just turtle.
670
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,102
I want to hear this.
671
00:36:28,186 --> 00:36:29,979
What about when you considered
having your breasts done?
672
00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:32,523
That--That was
a long time ago.
673
00:36:32,607 --> 00:36:35,234
And it was the fashion thing
when full body was in.
674
00:36:35,318 --> 00:36:37,278
It had nothing to do
with my own vanity.
675
00:36:37,361 --> 00:36:38,863
-May I ask--
-[Together] No!
676
00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:41,407
How could you be attracted
677
00:36:41,490 --> 00:36:42,742
to somebody who you think
is so concerned with--
678
00:36:42,825 --> 00:36:45,203
My attraction to you
has nothing to do with--
679
00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,370
So what would possess you
to stay interested
680
00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,914
in a woman...
who worries so much
681
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,332
about her looks
to the point that--
682
00:36:49,415 --> 00:36:50,541
That makes a lot of sense.
683
00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,918
I fall in love
with a narcissist,
684
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:53,711
but I lose interest
when I see she's vain?
685
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:55,546
Oh! Now I'm a narcissist.
I'm a narcissist now!
686
00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:56,881
I think he means
you've always been one.
687
00:36:56,964 --> 00:36:57,882
[Together] Quiet!
688
00:36:57,965 --> 00:37:00,843
Now, here's a question.
If you think I'm that vain,
689
00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:02,178
If you think I'm that
self-absorbed,
690
00:37:02,261 --> 00:37:03,721
why the hell did you
fall in love with me?
691
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:08,184
It happened when I was eight.
I was too young to know better!
692
00:37:09,352 --> 00:37:11,312
That didn't come out
how I meant.
693
00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:16,400
Well, you know better now,
Billy, I guess.
694
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,862
Ally?
695
00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:24,075
Closet!
696
00:37:25,576 --> 00:37:28,079
I like walk-ins.Now, come back and sit--
697
00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,872
No. This-This--
This crisis has been solved.
698
00:37:29,956 --> 00:37:31,249
We haven't solved anything.
699
00:37:31,332 --> 00:37:33,584
This isn't an answer.
It's a fight.
700
00:37:33,668 --> 00:37:35,878
And you can't just
walk out now. He's winning.
701
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,262
Assuming I'm the
self-centered, face-lifted,
702
00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,264
collagen-injected personyou think I am,
703
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:47,598
what's the point?
704
00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:49,600
Good question.
Is there a point?
705
00:37:49,684 --> 00:37:50,768
You do seem
a little amped, Billy.
706
00:37:50,851 --> 00:37:52,603
I mean, what's the big deal
about vanity?
707
00:37:52,687 --> 00:37:55,106
We're all vain. Why do you
find it so threatening?
708
00:37:56,816 --> 00:37:58,526
I don't know.
709
00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,070
Yes, you do.
710
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:04,782
Tell me.
711
00:38:06,575 --> 00:38:10,621
It just goes to--
You're never satisfied,
712
00:38:10,705 --> 00:38:12,456
not with yourself,not with--
713
00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:15,918
I know this may sound
714
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:18,963
hypocritical for me
to say it, but--
715
00:38:20,673 --> 00:38:23,467
What?
716
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:25,845
I worry that...
717
00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:28,514
as much as you're a person
who believes in monogamy,
718
00:38:28,597 --> 00:38:31,100
you won't be able
to stay monogamous.
719
00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:35,479
What?
720
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:38,649
[Chuckles] You don't
think I can be monogamous?
721
00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,151
I didn't say I didn't think.
722
00:38:40,234 --> 00:38:41,610
[Together]
Yes, you did.
723
00:38:41,694 --> 00:38:45,489
-I said, I worried whether.
-Why?
724
00:38:46,991 --> 00:38:49,535
I think you have...
725
00:38:49,618 --> 00:38:53,331
and always will have
self-esteem issues.
726
00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:55,666
And if you don't getthe necessary affirmation
727
00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:57,418
from your husband,
728
00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:01,297
you might go someplace else
to look for it.
729
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:07,428
Billy, if you had shared
that little insight with me,
730
00:39:07,511 --> 00:39:08,346
you would have
saved ourselves
731
00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,639
a lot of time
and a lot of pain.
732
00:39:10,723 --> 00:39:11,891
Because you could have
sailed to Michigan just on
733
00:39:11,974 --> 00:39:14,477
the wind of me
blowing you off.
734
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,646
Okay. Let's take
five minutes here...
735
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:18,898
so we can think about
what's been said,
736
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,025
so that we can continue
without defensiveness.
737
00:39:21,108 --> 00:39:24,653
And, most of all,
so I can pee. Five minutes.
738
00:39:26,113 --> 00:39:28,032
[Door Opens]
739
00:39:28,115 --> 00:39:29,992
[Door Closes]
740
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:37,166
-I didn't accuse you--
-Not much.
741
00:39:37,249 --> 00:39:39,293
The idea you could think
I would be unfaithful--
742
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,836
Talk about projection.
743
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,588
You're the married man
fooling around.
744
00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:43,714
You're the cheater, not me.
745
00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:45,508
-Slow down.
-I won't slow down.
746
00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:47,051
-Ally--
-When I was looking at you
747
00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:48,344
in the office earlier today,
748
00:39:48,427 --> 00:39:50,721
the song would play:
"Look Out for the Cheater."
749
00:39:50,805 --> 00:39:52,932
"Look Out for the"--You-You-You know what, Billy?
750
00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:54,683
-You know what?
-No. Tell me what.
751
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,352
It's you
that has the problem.
752
00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,062
You say that you
worry about me
753
00:39:58,145 --> 00:40:00,064
going someplace else
to find affirmation?
754
00:40:00,147 --> 00:40:01,273
Why would I have to, Billy?
755
00:40:01,357 --> 00:40:03,067
Why wouldn't I be
getting it from you?
756
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:05,736
Why is that, Billy? What
you're really worried about...
757
00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,863
is that you wouldn't be able
to give it forever.
758
00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,240
It's you that has
the trouble with monogamy,
759
00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:10,908
as evidenced last night...
760
00:40:10,991 --> 00:40:12,910
when you were sucking away
on my natural lips!
761
00:40:12,993 --> 00:40:14,286
Yeah, that's me, Ally.
762
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:15,955
I just go around
kissing people.
763
00:40:16,038 --> 00:40:19,708
You asked Tracy if she knew
love. I'm not sure you do.
764
00:40:19,792 --> 00:40:21,168
'Cause I'll tell you this.
765
00:40:21,252 --> 00:40:25,423
Love, more than anything else,
is about respect. Respect.
766
00:40:25,506 --> 00:40:27,591
And the way
you just described me,
767
00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,802
the way you think I am,
that wasn't respect.
768
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,512
Oh, and you're the expert.
769
00:40:31,595 --> 00:40:34,098
You don't love me.
You never loved me.
770
00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:35,182
And that explains why
you left me
771
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,268
with one look at Georgia.
One look.
772
00:40:37,351 --> 00:40:40,521
And you didn't even
take the time to smell her!
773
00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:41,897
We are talking about
last night.
774
00:40:41,981 --> 00:40:43,399
We are talking about
you being unfaithful.
775
00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:44,400
Like you were last night,
776
00:40:44,483 --> 00:40:45,693
like you were to me
four years ago.
777
00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,069
And what were you last night?
778
00:40:47,153 --> 00:40:49,196
The one getting killed,
as always!
779
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,532
Oh, yeah. That's you,
always the victim!
780
00:40:51,615 --> 00:40:52,783
Last night just
happened to you.
781
00:40:52,867 --> 00:40:53,742
I was stupid,
782
00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:54,827
like I've always been
stupid to think--
783
00:40:54,910 --> 00:40:56,495
To think what?
784
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:57,496
That I loved you?
I did love you!
785
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,039
Problem is,
you couldn't recognize it.
786
00:40:59,123 --> 00:41:00,207
Oh, I couldn't recognize it.
787
00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,125
No! You never did,
you never will.
788
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:02,209
I knew you loved me!
789
00:41:02,293 --> 00:41:03,878
And didn't it just
lift you up?
790
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:05,129
Love is wasted on you, Ally,
791
00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:06,547
'cause you'll always
be unhappy.
792
00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,466
That's why I left!
793
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:17,308
I wasn't gonna waste--
794
00:41:20,769 --> 00:41:22,646
Love is wasted on me?
795
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,525
Yes.
796
00:41:26,609 --> 00:41:30,613
-It is.
-Hmm.
797
00:41:31,947 --> 00:41:34,200
You may go through
your good times,
798
00:41:34,283 --> 00:41:36,702
dance with your unicorns,
799
00:41:36,785 --> 00:41:40,539
but we both know the place
you'll always go back to.
800
00:41:40,623 --> 00:41:43,918
And I don't want--
801
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,670
If we stayed together--
802
00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:50,007
You don't give yourself credit
for how strong you are.
803
00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:52,343
I couldn't have pulled you
out of your world.
804
00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:54,428
You would have pulled me
into yours.
805
00:41:59,683 --> 00:42:02,353
Do you--
806
00:42:02,436 --> 00:42:04,271
Do you really think that?
807
00:42:08,025 --> 00:42:10,611
Yes.
808
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,658
Then-Then why--
809
00:42:15,741 --> 00:42:20,287
-Last night, why did--
-Because...
810
00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,164
I love you.
811
00:42:27,670 --> 00:42:29,630
You just don't wanna
waste it.
812
00:42:41,684 --> 00:42:45,229
-I don't know.
-I think you do.
813
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:53,529
You're wrong
about one thing.
814
00:42:53,612 --> 00:42:54,822
I'm gaining on happiness,
815
00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,657
and I am gonna
get there one day.
816
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:01,996
Well, I hope I'm there
to see it.
817
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,082
If you are,
818
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:08,252
it'll be
from a distance.
819
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,551
I love you.
820
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:19,221
Good-bye.
821
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:00,763
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