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Client Christmas party. 13 00:00:46,671 --> 00:00:49,090 -I'll get it out in the morning. -That's fine. 14 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:55,138 ♪♪ [Drums Beating] 15 00:00:57,307 --> 00:01:01,728 [Vonda] ♪ Silent night ♪ 16 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:06,107 ♪ Holy night ♪ 17 00:01:06,191 --> 00:01:10,737 ♪ All is calm ♪ 18 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:14,741 ♪ All is bright ♪ 19 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:19,037 ♪ Round yon virgin ♪ 20 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:23,041 ♪ Mother and child ♪ 21 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:26,920 ♪ Holy infant ♪ 22 00:01:27,003 --> 00:01:31,549 ♪ So tender and mild ♪ 23 00:01:31,633 --> 00:01:39,557 ♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪♪ 24 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:40,308 John. 25 00:01:40,391 --> 00:01:41,643 [Record Scratches, Stops] Nelle. 26 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:45,438 Any particular reason you're sneaking up on me like a cheetah? 27 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:49,651 -Well, it's the mistletoe. Uh-- -You were going to kiss me. 28 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:52,153 -Yes. -Well, that's sweet. 29 00:01:52,237 --> 00:01:54,614 Hey, guys. What's up? 30 00:01:54,697 --> 00:01:56,491 I'm standing under mistletoe. 31 00:01:56,574 --> 00:02:00,495 -John was on his way to kiss me. -Hmm. Great. Listen. 32 00:02:00,578 --> 00:02:02,664 The party will start at 5:00 rather than 6:00 tomorrow. 33 00:02:02,747 --> 00:02:04,833 I figure, who's gonna work that hour anyway? 34 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,960 Richard, we got a problem. Sheldon Maxwell just got fired. 35 00:02:07,043 --> 00:02:08,586 -What? -About an hour ago. 36 00:02:08,670 --> 00:02:10,421 He's on his way over. He sounded pretty upset. 37 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:11,297 Who's Sheldon Maxwell? 38 00:02:11,381 --> 00:02:13,216 He's the lead bond trader for Tamarack Mosely. 39 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,135 He has a contract. They can't just fire him. 40 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:16,177 He didn't say what happened. 41 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,180 Well, let's bring up the deal memo. Nelle, need you. Wrongful termination. 42 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:21,599 I want everybody. Biscuit? Uh, where's Ally? 43 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:24,936 Call Georgia. Get her down here. Have her bring up a note, contract, 44 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:29,190 any other documentation labeled Tamarack Mosely. 45 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:35,738 {\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪ 46 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:40,869 {\an8}♪ Walkin' the line that's painted by pride ♪ 47 00:02:40,952 --> 00:02:43,580 {\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes in my life ♪ 48 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,625 {\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪ 49 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:51,504 {\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪ 50 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:55,842 {\an8}♪ For what love has to bring Yeah, yeah ♪ 51 00:02:55,925 --> 00:03:00,013 {\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪ 52 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:02,932 {\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪ 53 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,102 {\an8}♪ I've been searching my soul tonight ♪ 54 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:10,523 {\an8}♪ I know there's so much more to life ♪ 55 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:13,735 {\an8}♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪ 56 00:03:13,818 --> 00:03:17,238 {\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪ 57 00:03:17,322 --> 00:03:18,531 {\an8}♪ Oh ♪ 58 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:22,994 {\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪ 59 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,537 {\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 60 00:03:48,353 --> 00:03:50,730 {\an8}I-I'm supposed to be at Renee's Christmas Party. 61 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:53,233 {\an8}-What the-- -Sheldon Maxwell, fired. 62 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,318 {\an8}-Who's Sheldon Maxwell? -Richard's biggest client. 63 00:03:55,401 --> 00:03:57,654 {\an8}The client that allowed Richard and John to open this firm. 64 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,530 {\an8}They're in the conference room. They want you to go right in. 65 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:00,865 {\an8}[Sighs] 66 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,536 Ally, great. Sheldon, this is Ally-- 67 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:08,748 -[Moans] -Was Ally McBeal. 68 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,167 [Grunts] 69 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,921 -Hi. -[Richard] Uh, sit. Please. 70 00:04:15,004 --> 00:04:17,507 {\an8}We were just discussing the contract, 71 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:19,592 {\an8}which Nelle will comb through tonight... 72 00:04:19,676 --> 00:04:21,719 {\an8}even if it means missing her party. 73 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:25,932 {\an8}As I recall, they had no right to terminate without a parachute. 74 00:04:26,015 --> 00:04:28,309 {\an8}-We will all be on this-- -Richard, thank you for this response. 75 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:31,604 {\an8}But I don't, uh-- 76 00:04:31,688 --> 00:04:34,941 {\an8}Uh, I'm not sure you'll be able to, uh--uh-- 77 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:37,860 Why were you fired, Sheldon? 78 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,862 They think I've lost my mind. 79 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:43,324 Have you? 80 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:48,955 -Poughkeep-Poughkeep--Poop. -Poop? 81 00:04:49,038 --> 00:04:51,749 Uh, Sheldon, did they, uh, give you a reason? 82 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:53,835 {\an8}Two days ago-- 83 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:58,464 Everything's privileged in here. You can tell us. 84 00:05:00,049 --> 00:05:02,593 In my office, I saw a unicorn. 85 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:11,602 -With a--Uh, a unicorn? -I made the mistake of telling people. 86 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:14,355 That's why they fired you? Because you thought you saw a unicorn? 87 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:18,484 I did see one. I saw him about the same time last year. 88 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:22,447 -That time he was in my house. -[Georgia] Hmm. 89 00:05:22,530 --> 00:05:26,367 {\an8}-Uh, big unicorn? Uh, medium-size? -The size of a small horse. 90 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,787 [Richard] Anybody here up on unicorn law? 91 00:05:29,871 --> 00:05:33,666 I'll do it, and I'll take Ally. 92 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:37,879 We'll start first thing. John, I'd like to read the case law on that Pinocchio kid. 93 00:05:37,962 --> 00:05:40,298 -It might apply. -What Pinocchio kid? 94 00:05:40,381 --> 00:05:43,468 You had a case. Uh, a kid was sent home from school. 95 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:47,221 {\an8}-He thought he was Pinocchio. -Uh, that was a long time ago, 96 00:05:47,305 --> 00:05:48,473 {\an8}and the child was John. 97 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:51,934 -Bygones. -You thought you were Pinocchio? 98 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:54,395 {\an8}I was 10. I had a reaction to soybeans. 99 00:05:54,479 --> 00:05:57,357 {\an8}I--It's--I'm-- I'm a very honest person. 100 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,608 {\an8}[Snickers] 101 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,153 {\an8}I'm sorry. 102 00:06:09,660 --> 00:06:12,413 [Elevator Dings] 103 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:19,170 {\an8}-Hello. -Hello. 104 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,175 {\an8}Is there a problem? 105 00:06:24,258 --> 00:06:28,012 {\an8}-No. Just admiring your outfit. -Thank you. 106 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:32,517 -Maybe you could eat a cookie. -Maybe we could share it. 107 00:06:37,897 --> 00:06:41,109 {\an8}[Gasps] Renee! Renee! I got to miss the party. 108 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,318 -What? -Crisis at work. 109 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:43,986 If I get out early, I'll meet you there. 110 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:46,364 -Otherwise, I-I-- -Okay. 111 00:06:50,034 --> 00:06:52,620 Renee. Hey. 112 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:56,833 What are you doing? 113 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,668 I told you I didn't want you to call-- 114 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,378 I know what you told me. 115 00:07:00,461 --> 00:07:04,090 Then why are you here? You have a big case starting at 8:00 at night? 116 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,260 -I'm here because of you. -[Sighs] 117 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,929 There's a million reasons to walk away. I know. 118 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:13,433 There's one that won't let me. 119 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,935 -And you know it too. -That doesn't mean anything-- 120 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,979 Yes, it'd be complicated. 121 00:07:18,062 --> 00:07:20,481 But pretending that it-- 122 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:23,651 What are you doing? 123 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:35,037 [Vonda] ♪ Silent night ♪ 124 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:39,375 ♪ Holy night ♪ 125 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:43,671 ♪ All is calm ♪ 126 00:07:43,754 --> 00:07:47,675 ♪ All is bright ♪♪ 127 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:50,261 -John? -Nelle. 128 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,559 Here to kiss me again? 129 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:59,395 -Well-- -[Elevator Dings] 130 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,856 Nelle, ready? Hi, Elaine. 131 00:08:01,939 --> 00:08:03,858 We might be late. Hi, John. 132 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,943 I'll grab my coat. 133 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:08,488 Oh, Ally, hi. How are you? Merry Christmas. 134 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:10,740 "Merry Christmas"? What's the catch? 135 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,409 A person can't be in the Christmas spirit? 136 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,204 -Ling. -Oh! Richard. Hi, sweetie. 137 00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:20,041 Can't you come with me and Nelle? It'll be so lonely without you. 138 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:23,628 Billy, Georgia. Good to see you. 139 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,005 Okay, let's go. 140 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,257 [Screaming] He touched me! 141 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,259 -I meant to kiss Nelle. -It's all right, Ling. 142 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,471 You all saw it. He just sexually assaulted my left breast. 143 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:36,390 -It-It's gone numb. -Ling. Mistletoe? 144 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:39,227 Maybe he was trying to give you a Christmas kiss. 145 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:43,439 Oh! [Lips Smack] Merry Christmas, John, 146 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,317 to you and all of yours. 147 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,278 [Bells Jingling] 148 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,364 Thank you. 149 00:08:52,990 --> 00:08:57,537 -Maybe if he retracted it. -Too many people heard him say he saw it. 150 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:01,290 -Our case has to be it isn't relevant. -I don't like that as a strategy. 151 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,627 -Ally. Billy. I don't wanna lose this one. -Well, Richard-- 152 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,505 This job is everything to him. The guy has no real family. 153 00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:11,217 He counts me among his friends. What does that tell you? And he's been good to me. 154 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:13,803 I want him taken care of. 155 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:17,598 This job--it's everything to him. It's all he has. 156 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,892 That and unicorns. 157 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,361 [Man On TV] There's a head in the bag. 158 00:09:30,444 --> 00:09:32,572 [Woman On TV] What? 159 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:35,116 [Screams] 160 00:09:35,199 --> 00:09:37,159 -[Man] What's the matter? -[Sniffles] 161 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,287 [Woman] There's a human head in that bag. 162 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:40,538 [Woman #2] What? 163 00:09:40,621 --> 00:09:42,164 [Man #2] It's the woman I met at the bar last night. 164 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,709 -[Woman Screaming] -[Man] What are you doing with her head? 165 00:09:44,792 --> 00:09:47,169 [Man #2] I don't know. Somebody put it in there. 166 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,339 -[Screaming] -[Woman Screaming] 167 00:09:50,423 --> 00:09:52,842 Sorry. 168 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:55,469 -[Screaming Continues] -[Door Closes] 169 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,897 -[Gasps] -It just-- 170 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,899 Happened. I know. These things happen. 171 00:10:08,983 --> 00:10:11,569 They happen to me sometimes, though I can't remember the last time. 172 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,779 But I know it's nothing to be ashamed of. 173 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,949 Studies show when two people are attracted to each other and get into bed naked, 174 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:20,119 -things can just happen. -[Scraping] 175 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,498 What about his wife? 176 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,251 He says it's basically over, but-- 177 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,799 -We got Whipper. -What? 178 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:35,134 On Sheldon's case. That's a break. 179 00:10:35,217 --> 00:10:36,969 She's probably seen a few unicorns herself. 180 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,097 -And where's Ally? -She'll meet you there. 181 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:46,646 Elaine. There's a stage. Why do we need a stage for our Christmas party? 182 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:49,940 -Aren't we doing numbers? -We do that at the bar. 183 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,234 But since we're having the party here-- 184 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,195 Oh, I have a number. 185 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:56,280 And everyone will be so disappointed if you don't. 186 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:59,992 We've got an office pool going as to whether or not you'll actually hit a note. 187 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,119 [Whirring] 188 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,002 -[Billy] It doesn't affect his job. -But it could. 189 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:12,463 -Why not wait till then before making-- -And face a giant lawsuit... 190 00:11:12,546 --> 00:11:14,674 from all his investors who lost money? 191 00:11:14,757 --> 00:11:17,093 The man has worked there for nine years with an impeccable record. 192 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:20,012 He runs accounts totaling almost $300 million. 193 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,640 What if he starts trading on tips from this beast? 194 00:11:22,723 --> 00:11:25,142 -That isn't gonna happen. -Oh, but Mr. Nixon has a point. 195 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:27,103 Suppose there's a crash? 196 00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:28,729 If I lost my money and found out 197 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:31,691 it was in the hands of someone who suffers from delusions-- 198 00:11:31,774 --> 00:11:34,151 And the brokerage house knew of those delusions-- 199 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:37,196 They have no knowledge of any malfeasance or incompetence. 200 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:41,951 Your Honor, when I was nine years old, I was elected president of my third grade. 201 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,538 It's not the same thing, counsel. Third graders casting crazy votes... 202 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:50,000 is not the same thing as an adult seeing a unicorn. 203 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:53,838 -Th-That was not my point. -Oh, well, then what was it? 204 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:56,882 My point was I was a great president. 205 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,968 I was organized. I was efficient. 206 00:11:59,051 --> 00:12:02,096 I was the best president ever. The principal told me. 207 00:12:02,179 --> 00:12:03,723 -Is that your point? -No. 208 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:06,475 My point is I still believed in Santa Claus. 209 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,811 I was the only one in the class who did. 210 00:12:08,894 --> 00:12:10,813 And other than a few trust problems with my parents, 211 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,733 there were no consequences. 212 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:16,569 It did not affect my ability to function as a president. 213 00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:19,405 What a delightful little analogy. 214 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,365 -[Grunts] -All right, 215 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,576 I wanna conduct a short evidentiary hearing. 216 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:28,164 And then I'll rule. Mr. Maxwell, you go first. Then Mr. Poile. 217 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:39,216 -Ooh. Hey. Hey. -Matt. What? 218 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,302 Um-- 219 00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:50,895 [Sighs] 220 00:12:50,978 --> 00:12:53,230 I bet you thought that was it, huh? 221 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,901 Got what I want. Won't be calling for a while 'cause it was all just physical. 222 00:12:56,984 --> 00:12:59,111 I don't really love you. 223 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,280 You thought that, right? 224 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,040 [Richard] You're afraid to kiss her? 225 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,918 -No. I'm not afraid. I'm just-- -Afraid. 226 00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,294 If you still haven't kissed her, then you're-- 227 00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,754 No, we've kissed. 228 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,839 What's the problem? 229 00:13:18,923 --> 00:13:22,551 The problem is it's always been her move. I want it to be my move. 230 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,887 John, your move is in the Yellow Pages under "Escort Services." 231 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:28,849 -Could you just leave? -You're the one who asked me in here. 232 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,602 -To help, not to disparage me. -All right, look. 233 00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:33,979 She's just a woman. You're intimidated by her beauty. 234 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,733 The long legs. The incredible hair. The porcelain face. 235 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,027 Th-- That's probably it. 236 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,779 -What? -The porcelain. 237 00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,322 She reminds you of your toilet. 238 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:47,034 -[Sniffs] -Perhaps you should leave. 239 00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,537 -All right. -Richard. 240 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:52,289 Oh. Yeah. 241 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:57,127 You saw a unicorn standing there right in the office? 242 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,003 Yes, sir. 243 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:01,924 -And you did what? -I asked others if they could see it. 244 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,759 -And? -Nobody else could. 245 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,262 -So it was a hallucination. -I didn't say that. 246 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,848 Well, if nobody else could see it-- 247 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:11,642 That only means they couldn't see it. 248 00:14:11,725 --> 00:14:16,313 [Nixon] It's a pretty high-pressured job, isn't it, Mr. Maxwell? 249 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,566 Ah, yes, it is. 250 00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:20,943 Take a lot of concentration and focus, I would think. 251 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,194 It does. 252 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,489 Don't you get distracted when a unicorn canters by? 253 00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:29,827 I didn't do anything rash after seeing it, Mr. Nixon. 254 00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,830 And I would never rely on a unicorn for investment advice. 255 00:14:32,913 --> 00:14:35,583 The world market changes in an instant. 256 00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:39,420 What if the yen collapses and you're preoccupied with a little horn? 257 00:14:39,503 --> 00:14:41,380 Please don't insult my intelligence, Mr. Nixon. 258 00:14:41,463 --> 00:14:43,382 This has nothing to do with your intelligence. 259 00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,801 I'm questioning your mental stability. 260 00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,761 You see unicorns, Mr. Maxwell. 261 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,805 And that is the only reason they are firing me. 262 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,349 Nothing to do with what I did. Only with something I saw. 263 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:54,351 But there's no guarantee that a person 264 00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:56,604 who has such visions won't do something erratic. 265 00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,941 -Where do you get that guarantee? -Ever suffer from depression, Mr. Maxwell? 266 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:05,946 In the past. 267 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,449 But you actually did seek medical attention. 268 00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:11,160 -Am I right, sir? -Uh, briefly. 269 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,537 Did you tell your doctor you saw unicorns? 270 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,957 Yes. He diagnosed me as lucky. 271 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,052 I actually think he did okay. 272 00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:32,097 He sounded okay, but at the end of the day, he's a man who sees things. 273 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,892 -Why did you close the door? -It was open. 274 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:37,770 Do you know why I wanted you on this case? 275 00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,314 'Cause I'm a good lawyer? 276 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,275 -That isn't it. -'Cause you're leaving Georgia? 277 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:47,988 -[Chuckles] -[Rubber Stretching] 278 00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:51,158 [Pops, Air Hissing] 279 00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:54,745 -I remember. -You remember what? 280 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:58,707 When we were seven years old, you saw one. 281 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,002 -Saw what? -A unicorn in your living room. 282 00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:06,507 -You told me. -I never--[Chuckles] 283 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:12,137 Oh. Oh. Right. That. That was just probably one of my fantasies. 284 00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,933 No. I remember asking, "Pretend?" 285 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,018 You said it was real. 286 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:25,109 -You still think it was real? -Real? 287 00:16:25,192 --> 00:16:27,403 Come on, Billy. How could it be real? 288 00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,738 But do you think it could have been? 289 00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:32,658 I've learned to know that that's impossible. 290 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,536 -Maybe I should put you on the stand. -To say what? 291 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:39,289 To say you saw one. You could be evidence of a person who saw a unicorn... 292 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,376 -but whose nevertheless not crazy. -But Whipper thinks I am crazy. 293 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,586 Oh. 294 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:49,133 -You really remember? -What? 295 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:51,301 The day I saw a unicorn? 296 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,304 Ally, I remember everything. 297 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,226 Was it real? 298 00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,732 We basically live apart in the same house. 299 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:07,484 -Why don't you leave? -I will. I'm-- 300 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:11,196 I'm afraid of destroying her. And around Christmas, you know? 301 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,407 Matt. [Sighs] 302 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,035 I'm not gonna pretend to be too clear-headed. 303 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:19,121 If I were seeing straight, you wouldn't have been in my bed last night. 304 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:23,876 But we're sitting at a bar talking like you and I have a future. 305 00:17:23,959 --> 00:17:26,420 That future isn't gonna happen. It isn't gonna begin to happen... 306 00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,464 as long as you're living with your wife. 307 00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:31,592 I'm not gonna do that to her. I won't do it to me. 308 00:17:31,675 --> 00:17:34,595 All I need is a little time. 309 00:17:34,678 --> 00:17:37,347 How much time? 310 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,516 I don't mean to sound cruel. 311 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,852 I'm just protecting myself. 312 00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:48,108 She's, um-- 313 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,863 She's four months pregnant. 314 00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:01,830 [Vonda] ♪ I was believing in you ♪ 315 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:06,210 ♪ Was I mistaken Do you say ♪ 316 00:18:06,293 --> 00:18:10,214 ♪ Do you say what you mean ♪ 317 00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:14,968 ♪ I want our love to last forever ♪ 318 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:19,890 ♪ But I'd rather you be mean than love and lie ♪ 319 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:24,103 ♪ I'd rather hear the truth and have to say good-bye ♪ 320 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:26,105 Renee! 321 00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:29,983 -Hey. -Hey. 322 00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:34,113 -Wha--What's wrong? -I got to get back. 323 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:37,533 -Renee. -Later. 324 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,494 ♪ I'd rather take a blow ♪ 325 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:43,038 ♪ At least then I would know ♪ 326 00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:48,252 ♪ But, baby, don't you break my heart slow ♪ 327 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:53,257 ♪ Baby, don't you break my heart ♪ 328 00:18:55,217 --> 00:19:00,055 -♪ Slow ♪♪ -Ho! Ho! Ho! 329 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,781 His wife is pregnant. 330 00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,124 Well, for it to be a problem-- 331 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,334 You two are together. 332 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,797 I don't know. 333 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,635 He says they're pretty much separated-- 334 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,012 Tell me what you need. 335 00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,849 -Advice? Support? -[Sighs] I know your advice. 336 00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:48,854 He knew me before I was tough, Ally. 337 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:52,065 He knew me then. He knew me weak. 338 00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,276 You're weak now. 339 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,945 Yeah. And he's the only one who could know. 340 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:59,323 I know. 341 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:02,409 I'm not attracted to you. 342 00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:05,537 [Both Laugh] 343 00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:09,291 Hmm. I'm afraid you'll get hurt. 344 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,756 Me too. 345 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,884 [Ally] I wish I could help her. 346 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,178 But Renee, when she's hurt, that's when she puts on the most armor. 347 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,556 Is it the worst thing in the world for her to be with this guy? 348 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,934 Billy, he's married. 349 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:31,188 -What? -I still can't figure you out. 350 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,024 On the one hand, you reject the world of absolutes. 351 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:37,486 -On the other hand, you live by them. -Some absolutes I live by. 352 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,529 And die by. 353 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:41,865 What's your point? 354 00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,410 I don't know. 355 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,456 Our liability exposure would be through the roof. 356 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:54,378 If we had reason to know of any mental unfitness and we ignored it? 357 00:20:54,461 --> 00:20:58,090 But these unicorn sightings haven't affected his work. Let's be fair. 358 00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:00,759 Yes, but let's also be fair to our investors. 359 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:03,971 Are we to wait for the dementia to finally cause the catastrophe? 360 00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:08,100 Is that how you define dementia? Belief in unicorns? 361 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,102 -Well, I certainly call it a symptom. -Sir, are you a Catholic? 362 00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:14,064 Yes. And I'm dying to know the relevance of that. 363 00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:16,650 Well, do you agree with the Bible... 364 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,485 that one day we'll see the second coming of Christ? 365 00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,613 He didn't see Jesus, Mr. Thomas. 366 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,784 He saw a white horse with a twisted horn sticking out of its head. 367 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,413 Well, then suppose instead of the white horse, 368 00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,582 he came to you and said he saw Jesus. 369 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:36,211 Would that make any difference? He'd still keep his job? 370 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,298 [Sighs] Probably not. I have problems with that too. 371 00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:42,509 So basically, the New Testament, Christ coming back--bunk. 372 00:21:42,592 --> 00:21:45,595 Look, there's a difference between Jesus and a unicorn. 373 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,848 But if he came to you and said he saw Jesus, 374 00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:49,474 he'd lose his job. That's your testimony. 375 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,310 I don't know. 376 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:53,603 Did you know that according to the legend... 377 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:57,691 and history of the unicorn, it is a common symbol of Christ? 378 00:21:57,774 --> 00:22:00,444 [Whipper] Counsel, is this where you're going? 379 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,696 Your client saw God? 380 00:22:02,779 --> 00:22:06,533 Where I'm going is this man perhaps saw an apparition. 381 00:22:06,616 --> 00:22:09,036 It is not grounds for termination. 382 00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:13,165 Your client is in some kind of crisis--uh, mid-midlife. 383 00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:16,126 -You diagnosed this? -I don't have to. 384 00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:18,253 He's seeing mythical creatures. 385 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:22,549 He's on the verge. Do I have to wait until he drops over? 386 00:22:22,632 --> 00:22:25,052 [Sighs] 387 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:27,596 So Bil-Billy's talking to Nixon, 388 00:22:27,679 --> 00:22:29,389 and there-there might be some movement. 389 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:35,187 Would you... accept any kind of lesser role at the company? 390 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,689 -Lesser role? -Research? 391 00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,066 Uh, no. 392 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:42,110 [Sighs] Well, the only other alternative will be... 393 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:46,281 for you to maybe admit that it was a hallucination. 394 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,242 I know this judge, 395 00:22:49,326 --> 00:22:52,871 and I think that she'll rule in your favor if you-you-- 396 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:56,958 You need to say that it probably wasn't real. 397 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,461 I need to believe it was. 398 00:23:01,296 --> 00:23:03,548 Hmm. 399 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,343 When did you see one? 400 00:23:06,426 --> 00:23:09,304 -Excuse me? -A unicorn. 401 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,433 You've seen one, haven't you? 402 00:23:13,517 --> 00:23:16,228 Um, did-did-did Billy tell you that? 403 00:23:16,311 --> 00:23:17,979 No. 404 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,652 [Sighs] 405 00:23:28,615 --> 00:23:30,242 When I was very little. [Chuckles] 406 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:33,912 -How-How-How could you-- -I just could. 407 00:23:33,995 --> 00:23:38,583 You know, the people who see them share some of the unicorn's traits. 408 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:42,087 -Such as? -They're lonely... 409 00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,005 with virtuous hearts. 410 00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:51,054 I petted him. 411 00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,140 You petted it? 412 00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:56,643 Yeah. 413 00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,400 I walked right up to him. 414 00:24:05,735 --> 00:24:09,614 He had silvery white hair. 415 00:24:11,324 --> 00:24:13,368 And it was soft. 416 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:18,290 He was magic. 417 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,210 And he let me pet him. 418 00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,546 You know, as the legend goes, 419 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,507 they can only be approached by a person of pure spirit. 420 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,510 Well, lucky he showed up when I was seven. 421 00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:34,139 Did you touch his horn? 422 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:39,311 His horn is-is his power. It protects against everything. 423 00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,271 And it can lead you to love. 424 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,608 [Sighs] Hmm. 425 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:49,279 Well, I didn't get close to him. 426 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:52,282 Oh. Well, maybe you'll have another chance someday. 427 00:24:54,242 --> 00:24:57,370 Not if I stop believing. 428 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:05,962 [Vonda] ♪ I, I, I, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas ♪ 429 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,757 ♪ Just like the ones I used to know ♪♪ 430 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,676 ♪♪ [Stops] 431 00:25:13,887 --> 00:25:16,389 It'd warm the cockles of your heart if you had any. 432 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:20,936 Ling. It's not that we don't appreciate your goodwill. 433 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,939 We just don't believe it. 434 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:30,737 Perhaps you could give her a break. 435 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:33,615 She's just trying to reach out to the less fortunate. 436 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,121 I think mine's ticking. 437 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,998 -[Steam Hissing] -[Renee, Ally Laughing] 438 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:46,002 Ow! No! Ow! 439 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,880 -[Renee Screams] -Ow. Ow. 440 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,717 Oh. Oh, look at those there. 441 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:55,679 Imagine being inside of those. 442 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:59,558 Happiness is just a pair of flannel pajamas to you, isn't it? 443 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,518 No. Happiness is getting into bed 444 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:03,562 with anything that makes you feel warm and snuggled. 445 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:06,314 -I'd just now settle for pajamas. -[Beeper Beeping] 446 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:10,110 [Groans] This is bad. You cheering me up? 447 00:26:10,193 --> 00:26:13,989 Oh, come on, Renee. Nobody's supposed to be happy. It's-It's-It's Christmas. 448 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:17,993 My secretary says he's called six times in the last two hours. 449 00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:26,668 If a surgeon's hands start to shake, 450 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:30,547 they can't wait until he kills a patient before they take away his scalpel. 451 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:35,218 This man's mental acuity, his decision-making ability... 452 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,345 is vital to his job performance. 453 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:40,890 This company deals with million of dollars-- 454 00:26:40,974 --> 00:26:43,768 life savings of many of its investors. 455 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:47,397 They're not just entitled to take him from the game. They have a duty to. 456 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,233 A fiduciary duty to their shareholders... 457 00:26:50,317 --> 00:26:54,070 who put their trust in Tamarack Mosely. 458 00:26:54,154 --> 00:26:58,116 The bottom line--This man is being fired not because of anything he did... 459 00:26:58,199 --> 00:27:01,077 but because of his belief in something supernatural. 460 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:04,372 -Because he says he saw it. -And maybe he did. 461 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:06,249 And how would you explain nobody else seeing it? 462 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,084 Why should I have to explain? 463 00:27:08,168 --> 00:27:12,547 In a week or so, we'll all wake up... 464 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:16,301 to celebrate a virgin birth, a supernatural miracle. 465 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:19,471 Can I explain that? There's a world full of Christians... 466 00:27:19,554 --> 00:27:21,598 who claim to believe in the second coming. 467 00:27:21,681 --> 00:27:23,808 But God forbid you say it aloud too often. 468 00:27:23,892 --> 00:27:25,310 And if you're the one to claim to see Jesus, 469 00:27:25,393 --> 00:27:28,313 like Mr. Poile says, there goes your job. 470 00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,273 This isn't about religion. This is about a man-- 471 00:27:30,357 --> 00:27:32,651 My client seeing something nobody else saw, 472 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,444 and the automatic presumption that if it can't be seen, 473 00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:36,738 it's not there, it isn't real. 474 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,407 Well, you know what? I think we all have a problem. 475 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:42,327 Personally, I think he hallucinated. 476 00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:46,331 He was depressed. It was Christmastime. 477 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:51,503 The unicorn is a lonely, solitary creature that symbolizes hope. 478 00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:55,131 And I would think of all the hallucinations, Your Honor, 479 00:27:55,215 --> 00:27:57,425 hope would have to be one of the better ones. 480 00:27:57,509 --> 00:28:00,428 And as long as he isn't hurting anybody, and he isn't, 481 00:28:00,512 --> 00:28:02,722 who are we to say where he can look for that hope? 482 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:05,809 Who are we to say what he's allowed to see? 483 00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:09,187 We all want to be happy. 484 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:14,943 Different people get there different ways. 485 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:20,365 So you could never see a unicorn? 486 00:28:20,448 --> 00:28:22,575 Good for you. 487 00:28:22,659 --> 00:28:24,869 Or maybe not. 488 00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:30,333 -♪♪ [Piano] -[Elaine] And two, three, four, go. 489 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:34,587 -♪ I want a hippopotamus for Christmas ♪ -[Mouthing Lyrics] 490 00:28:34,671 --> 00:28:38,299 ♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪ 491 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:41,845 ♪ Don't want a dog No dinky Tinkertoy ♪♪ 492 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,055 I'm sorry, Elaine. This isn't organic. 493 00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,516 Oh, you're doing very good. 494 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:50,019 John, try it one more time. ♪ Christmas ♪ 495 00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,814 -♪ Only a hippopotamus will do ♪♪ -♪ Will do ♪♪ 496 00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:55,024 Elaine, I'm sorry. You'll just have to find somebody else. 497 00:28:55,108 --> 00:28:57,110 [Sighs] 498 00:28:57,193 --> 00:29:01,197 ♪ I can see me now on Christmas morning ♪ 499 00:29:01,281 --> 00:29:03,908 ♪ Creeping down the stairs ♪ 500 00:29:03,992 --> 00:29:06,035 Billy. Billy. How did it go? 501 00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:08,663 I gave it my best shot. Whipper said she'd rule today. 502 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:12,417 -♪ No crocodiles or rhinosauruseses ♪ -Richard. 503 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:17,130 -♪ 'Cause hippopotamus is lucky too ♪♪ -She gets one number, I promise. 504 00:29:21,885 --> 00:29:26,014 [Vonda] ♪ I know something about love ♪ 505 00:29:26,097 --> 00:29:28,600 ♪ You've got to want it bad ♪ 506 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:31,144 ♪ If that guy's got into your blood ♪ 507 00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,688 ♪ Go out and get him ♪ 508 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:37,025 ♪ If you want him to be the very part of you ♪ 509 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:41,321 -Hi. -Hi. What are you doing? 510 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:44,199 -I'm trying your theme song. -[Mouths Word] 511 00:29:44,282 --> 00:29:47,619 You said it works. I can hear it. This is good. 512 00:29:47,702 --> 00:29:50,163 -You-You-You can? -Yeah. Join in. 513 00:29:50,246 --> 00:29:52,081 ♪ Tell him, tell him, tell him ♪ 514 00:29:52,165 --> 00:29:54,542 Oh, well, um, sure. 515 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,214 ♪ I know something about love ♪ 516 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:02,133 ♪ You got to show it and ♪ 517 00:30:02,217 --> 00:30:04,719 ♪ Make him see the moon up above ♪ 518 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,638 ♪ Go out and get it ♪ 519 00:30:06,721 --> 00:30:09,182 ♪ If you want it ♪ 520 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:12,268 ♪ Make your heart sing out ♪ 521 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,647 -You see? You feel better? -I think. 522 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,899 -We should do this every single day. -I know. 523 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,235 It's-- 524 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:22,195 -♪ Tell him that ♪♪ -♪♪ [Stops] 525 00:30:23,738 --> 00:30:25,782 [Sighs] 526 00:30:25,865 --> 00:30:27,659 Who am I kidding? 527 00:30:27,742 --> 00:30:30,245 I just need you to keep telling me not to go near him. 528 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:33,498 Just keep hounding me with common sense. That's what I need you to do. 529 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,875 Renee, common sense is killing us. 530 00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,710 We keep saying that all we want is love, 531 00:30:37,794 --> 00:30:41,422 and we keep applying all these rules on how we want it to come along. 532 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,175 -What are you saying? -I don't know. 533 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,096 It's not that I don't still have all the answers. 534 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:50,598 It's maybe not all of them are accurate. 535 00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:55,019 I mean, what you said about him knowing you when you were weak-- 536 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,022 You don't open up to people, Renee, even me, your best friend. 537 00:30:58,106 --> 00:31:02,360 Whenever I ask you if you're okay, you say you're fine. Always. 538 00:31:02,443 --> 00:31:05,113 And unless there's visible wreckage, I can't tell. 539 00:31:05,196 --> 00:31:08,408 -You don't open up. -Well, that's just how I am. 540 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:10,159 Well, eventually, that'll get you. 541 00:31:13,663 --> 00:31:15,832 And Matt-- 542 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:20,461 If he gets in there, you should be with him. 543 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:39,355 [Vonda] ♪ Jingle bells Jingle bells ♪ 544 00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,233 ♪ Jingle all the way ♪ 545 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:47,113 ♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh ♪ 546 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:50,617 ♪ Hey Jingle bells Jingle bells ♪ 547 00:31:50,700 --> 00:31:54,329 -♪ Jingle all the way ♪ -[Record Scratches, Stops] 548 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:57,874 -John! -Poughkeep-Poughkeep-podiatrist. 549 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,638 I'm gonna head out. I'll see you there? 550 00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:13,681 Maybe. We might show-- 551 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:15,600 You might not make it out of the door. 552 00:32:15,683 --> 00:32:17,977 We might just go to dinner. Thank you. 553 00:32:18,061 --> 00:32:20,939 -[Beeper Beeping] -Oh. 554 00:32:21,022 --> 00:32:23,775 Whipper calls. I'll see ya. 555 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:26,945 -Ally. -Hmm. 556 00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,864 You really think that-that Matt and I-- 557 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:34,535 I don't know. Part of me does think it's a crazy idea. 558 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,871 I-- 559 00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:41,167 [Whipper] Who am I to decide crazy? 560 00:32:41,250 --> 00:32:46,464 We live in a time where people just seem to be more empty. 561 00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:49,008 You know? And despite what I read, 562 00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:51,803 it can't all be about economy. 563 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:58,101 There are a lot of lonely people out there who do need hope, 564 00:32:59,435 --> 00:33:03,731 who might need to look for it in strange places. 565 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:08,444 Believe it or not, it's not just around Christmas. 566 00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,574 So I think-- 567 00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:16,244 I think I'm gonna let them keep their unicorns. 568 00:33:16,327 --> 00:33:20,999 Discharge is unlawful. Plaintiff's motion for a T.R.O. is granted. 569 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:24,919 -You're adjourned. -[Gavel Raps] 570 00:33:25,003 --> 00:33:27,380 Thank you. Both of you. 571 00:33:27,463 --> 00:33:29,716 -Uh, the next time you see one-- -Yeah. Don't worry. 572 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,884 I'll be keeping it to myself. 573 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,220 -That'd be a good idea. -Thank you, Billy. 574 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:36,806 -And to you. -Thank you, Sheldon. 575 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:39,100 You're a good spirit. 576 00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:48,609 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph You're reeling like a merry-go-round ♪ 577 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:53,865 ♪ Said Santa to a boy child "What have you been longing for" ♪ 578 00:33:53,948 --> 00:33:56,451 [Cheering] 579 00:33:56,534 --> 00:34:01,039 ♪ "All I want for Christmas is a rock-and-roll electric guitar" ♪ 580 00:34:01,122 --> 00:34:06,377 ♪ And then away went Rudolph whizzin' like a shooting star ♪ 581 00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,971 ♪ Running, running ♪ 582 00:34:17,055 --> 00:34:19,682 ♪ Run, little Rudolph Run, little Rudolph ♪ 583 00:34:19,766 --> 00:34:22,935 ♪ Running, running ♪ 584 00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:26,105 ♪ Run, little Rudolph Run, Rudolph ♪ 585 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:30,485 ♪ Santa to a girl child "What would please you most to get" ♪ 586 00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:34,072 I have to admit, Billy. I thought that whimsy inside of you had gone dead. 587 00:34:34,155 --> 00:34:36,115 I haven't seen it in a while. 588 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:38,242 -What whimsy? -Hmm. 589 00:34:38,326 --> 00:34:41,954 Santa Claus. Unicorns. Believing in things you can't see. 590 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:45,166 -I was just arguing a case, Ally. -Right. 591 00:34:46,793 --> 00:34:49,504 I miss you more at Christmas. 592 00:34:49,587 --> 00:34:51,923 Don't say anything back. 593 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:56,677 It'll hurt either me or Georgia. Either way, I'll get angry. 594 00:34:56,761 --> 00:35:01,432 ♪ Reeling like a saber jet ♪ 595 00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:04,268 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph Santa got to make it to town ♪ 596 00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:07,230 [Whip Cracks] 597 00:35:07,313 --> 00:35:12,777 ♪ Santa, make him hurry Tell him he can take the freeway down ♪ 598 00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:17,657 ♪ Run, run, Rudolph Reeling like a merry-go-round ♪ 599 00:35:17,740 --> 00:35:20,952 [Whip Cracking] 600 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:28,167 ♪ Running, running ♪ 601 00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:31,170 ♪ Run, little Rudolph Run, little Rudolph ♪ 602 00:35:31,254 --> 00:35:34,340 ♪ Running, running ♪ 603 00:35:34,423 --> 00:35:36,342 -♪ Run, run, Rudolph ♪ -Hmm. 604 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:38,469 ♪ Reeling like a merry-go-round ♪♪ 605 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,931 It was you who made me believe in things I couldn't see. 606 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:45,601 I so miss that. 607 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:47,645 [Applause, Cheers] 608 00:35:47,728 --> 00:35:50,064 Oh, well, it's-it's probably-- 609 00:35:50,148 --> 00:35:52,191 Uh, it can be dangerous. 610 00:35:52,275 --> 00:35:55,444 I sometimes get attached to things that aren't there, and then that can be-- 611 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,530 -Dangerous. -Yeah. 612 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,615 [Chuckles] 613 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:03,035 Remember that Christmas Eve I snuck into your house... 614 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:05,621 and your dad caught me stuffing your stocking? 615 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,665 -Yeah. -[Chuckles] 616 00:36:07,748 --> 00:36:11,043 [Chuckles] You do remember everything, don't you? 617 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:27,685 Mistletoe. 618 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:35,526 [Laughs] 619 00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,778 Merry Christmas, Ally. 620 00:36:37,862 --> 00:36:39,864 You too. 621 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,707 [Sighs] 622 00:36:49,790 --> 00:36:52,418 ♪♪ [Piano Keys Riff] 623 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,503 [Knocking] 624 00:36:58,591 --> 00:37:00,593 -[Sighs] -Sorry. 625 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:02,845 Everything okay? 626 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:10,436 Well, I had some trouble getting out. Marcia--Anyway-- 627 00:37:10,519 --> 00:37:15,608 Matt, are you two basically separated or not? 628 00:37:15,691 --> 00:37:18,027 It's not easy, Renee. 629 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,863 It's gonna take a while. 630 00:37:20,947 --> 00:37:22,949 Okay. 631 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:31,290 Ready. 632 00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:37,255 I thought we might hang out here instead of going to some party. 633 00:37:37,338 --> 00:37:41,300 Some party in public. 634 00:37:41,384 --> 00:37:43,886 Does your wife know where you are right now, Matt? 635 00:37:43,970 --> 00:37:46,305 This isn't an easy thing. 636 00:37:51,644 --> 00:37:54,480 -I think I'm gonna get off while I can. -Renee-- 637 00:37:54,563 --> 00:37:57,817 This might be a mistake, but it's the only one I'm ready to make. 638 00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,111 Can we sit somewhere and talk? 639 00:38:00,194 --> 00:38:02,989 -Nope. -If you could just understand what-- 640 00:38:03,072 --> 00:38:05,157 You don't wanna destroy her. I get it. I admire it. 641 00:38:05,241 --> 00:38:07,785 But I'm not gonna let you destroy me. 642 00:38:10,871 --> 00:38:12,790 [Door Opens] 643 00:38:12,873 --> 00:38:16,002 No hard feelings. 644 00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:21,465 I promise. 645 00:38:24,302 --> 00:38:26,304 Merry Christmas. 646 00:38:28,097 --> 00:38:30,182 Yeah. 647 00:38:30,266 --> 00:38:32,268 Me too. 648 00:38:36,605 --> 00:38:38,607 [Kissing] 649 00:38:49,952 --> 00:38:51,954 -[Groans] -What? 650 00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,540 I have a thing about sweat, even my own. 651 00:38:54,623 --> 00:38:58,169 -I danced too hard tonight. -Be a brick, Ling. 652 00:38:58,252 --> 00:39:01,213 -Great party, Richard. -What happened to Renee? 653 00:39:01,297 --> 00:39:03,007 -Uh, she and Matt--chestnuts, open fire. -[Both] Hmm. 654 00:39:03,090 --> 00:39:06,552 -Drive you home? -Uh, no. Thanks. I think I'm gonna walk. 655 00:39:06,635 --> 00:39:09,680 Ah, Elaine. As usual--Mmm. 656 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,224 Thank you. I gave like Little Drummer Girl, didn't I? 657 00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:14,060 Ah, yeah. 658 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:39,293 ♪ Bells on Bobtails ring ♪ 659 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,879 ♪ Making spirits bright ♪ 660 00:39:41,962 --> 00:39:44,215 ♪ What fun it is to laugh and sing ♪ 661 00:39:44,298 --> 00:39:46,717 ♪ A sleighing song tonight ♪ 662 00:39:46,801 --> 00:39:50,262 -♪ Oh, jingle bells Jingle bells ♪♪ -[Nose Whistles] 663 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:51,055 -John. -[Record Scratches, Stops] 664 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:52,848 Nelle. 665 00:39:52,932 --> 00:39:56,560 -Nice party. -Very. It's--Yeah. 666 00:39:56,644 --> 00:39:59,313 You were coming to kiss me. 667 00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,899 Thought it would be your move. 668 00:40:01,982 --> 00:40:03,609 The, uh-- 669 00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,153 It won't be your move, John. 670 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,239 It'll be my move. 671 00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:09,865 -It's-- -Will that be okay with you? 672 00:40:09,949 --> 00:40:12,118 Well, I--[Nose Whistles] Poughkeep-- 673 00:40:15,621 --> 00:40:17,665 [Elevator Dings, Opens] 674 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:21,961 Ally, we'll be leaving... now. 675 00:40:22,044 --> 00:40:24,880 -[Nelle] Merry Christmas. -You too. 676 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:44,984 Hey, you. 677 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:08,674 You have a merry Christmas, okay? 678 00:41:13,721 --> 00:41:16,056 And don't be a stranger. 679 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,142 [Kissing] 680 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,579 [Vonda] ♪ Have yourself ♪ 681 00:41:38,662 --> 00:41:44,126 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 682 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:50,549 ♪ Let your heart be light ♪ 683 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:54,637 ♪ From now on ♪ 684 00:41:54,720 --> 00:42:01,936 ♪ Our troubles will be out of sight ♪ 685 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:10,569 ♪ Have yourself ♪ 686 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:16,408 ♪ A merry little Christmas ♪ 687 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:22,873 ♪ Make the yuletide gay ♪ 688 00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,752 ♪ From now on ♪ 689 00:42:26,835 --> 00:42:35,386 ♪ Our troubles will be miles away ♪ 690 00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:46,480 ♪ Here we are as in olden days ♪ 691 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:50,484 ♪ Happy golden days ♪ 692 00:42:50,568 --> 00:42:54,572 ♪ Of yore ♪ 693 00:42:56,615 --> 00:43:02,621 ♪ Faithful friends who are dear to us ♪ 694 00:43:02,705 --> 00:43:06,667 ♪ Gather near to us ♪ 695 00:43:06,750 --> 00:43:11,839 ♪ Once more ♪ 696 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,134 ♪ Through the years ♪ 697 00:43:15,217 --> 00:43:19,555 ♪ We all will be together ♪ 698 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:27,021 ♪ If the Fates allow ♪ 699 00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:32,318 ♪ Hang a shining star ♪ 700 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:39,700 ♪ Upon the highest bough ♪ 701 00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:43,245 ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪ 702 00:43:43,329 --> 00:43:51,045 ♪ And have yourself a merry little Christmas ♪ 703 00:43:51,128 --> 00:43:56,133 ♪ Now ♪♪ 704 00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:34,838 {\an8}[Woman] You stinker! 57007

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