All language subtitles for Ally.McBeal.S02E06.1998.Disney+.WEB-DL.1080p.H264.AAC-HDCTV_track6_[eng]

Ms. Long, it's not that we're
unwilling to take it to trial. I--

-You don't think you can win it.
-don't think we can win.

[Stammering]
Macy's.

Well, the-the thing is, is that, well,
making love is-is-is wonderful.

But-But when you're
a-a-a-a--How do I say it?

-A nun.
-Yes, a nun.

Nun's are not supposed to have sex...
except, you know, with other nuns. Hmm!

I still think the jury
would be sympathetic.

Come on. For the church to dismiss me?

Look, I admit I'm not totally current.

But isn't celibacy still a function
of the job?

[Sighs]

I made a mistake. I admitted it.

Why can't I move on?

W-Well, we-we can take it to trial,
if you want, but--

It would be a total Hail Mary.
[Stammers]

Uh, mugging.

Is it me, or do we just seem to be
a magnet for strange cases?

It's both.

A-And sex too. So many of
them are about sex. It's--

Anytime somebody does it these days, it-it
seems some legal right has been violated.

This is what the world has come to. Do
it and sue. Do it and sue. Do it and sue.

Do it, do it, do it. Sue,
sue, sue. [Sighs]

[Water Running]

-[Water Draining]
-Hello.

Hello.

I, uh, thought John was...
with me.

Well--

I actually liked that little--
Can you show me how to do that?

Well, you-you just have to
get the-the circular, um--

-Uh, you're making fun of me.
-I am.

Late for court.

♪ I've been down this road ♪

♪ Walkin' the line
that's painted by pride ♪

♪ And I have made mistakes
in my life ♪

♪ That I just can't hide ♪

♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪

♪ For what love has to bring
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I got myself together ♪

♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪

♪ I've been searching
my soul tonight ♪

♪ I know there's
so much more to life ♪

♪ Now I know
I can shine a light ♪

♪ To find my way back home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Baby, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪

-You're going to trial with this?
-It's what she wants to do.

-Ally, these kinds of cases--
-I know, I know.

-You're just gonna--
-Renee?

-Matt.
-Hey.

Hey.

-How are you?
-I'm fine. I'm fine.

-How are you?
-Great.

Great.

Great.

[Chuckles]

Matt Griffin,
Ally McBeal--My roommate.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Old friend.

I'm here trying to get a T.R.O.

One of our competitors is
stepping on our trademark a little.

-Oh, well, good luck.
-Thanks.

It was great to see you again.

You too.

Bye.

All right. Who was that?

That was my Billy. High school.

What? You-You never
told me about him.

'Cause I don't do that.

H-How long did you--
did you guys...

go out?
[Stammers]

It's not something I meant
to have happen. It just did.

But, Sister,
y-you took certain vows.

I realize this, and I'm not
condoning the affair. But--

[John] First,
tell us how this even started.

[Long] Well, I was doing some charity
work for the shelter where Peter--

That was his name--Peter ran
a shelter for the homeless.

-It was actually work day.
-Work day?

Scrubbing floors, painting walls--

Uh, well, it had already been a long day,
and we were both tired.

-So you made love?
-No, we didn't make love.

It didn't just happen in a snap.

Let's move on, could we?

-[Quietly] I'm sorry.
-As I was saying,

we were both painting and tired.

Well, it turned into this game where
we both started slopping each other--

And you made love?

No, we--
What's wrong with you?

Please just continue.

Well, w--we--

We were looking at each other,
and there was this--

[Sighs]

We knew.

And suddenly, I had urges
I was totally unprepared for.

-So, you--
-Not yet.

We knew we couldn't act on it,

but then we started making excuses
to be in each other's company.

You know, like, meetings over
the shelter, more work days...

and a coffee and lunch...

and dinner,
and then another dinner.

We'd talk about anything
and everything,

except how we were feeling.

No, no.
We couldn't go there.

And then one night we were
painting another room...

and--

I think painting was the closest
thing to permissible foreplay.

[Chuckles]

We, uh, found ourselves
staring at each other.

It was awful.

It was looking at something
I wanted more than anything.

Something I knew I could
never have, and he saw it.

He moved a little closer,

and he kissed me.

He--

It was so soft.

It was the most delicate--

And, um,

that night,

in the same kind
of soft, delicate passion,

we made love.

[Nose Blowing Loudly]

Ms. McBeal, in chambers, please.

[Murmuring]

-[Panting] What?
-The little nose blow?

You've been practicing law
with John Cage too long.

I'm not gonna tolerate
those little tricks.

It wasn't a trick. It was real!

Plus, I-I have a little
sinus in-infection.

Oh, is that right?

-Let me see.
-Ex-Excuse me?

-Look up.
-Uh--

Look up. Mm-hmm.
Say "ah."

[Both]
Ah.

You look fine. You can go.

-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.

I-Is that why you called me back here?
To give me a little check-up?

I called you back to shut
down the stunts. You can go.

Okay.

-Ally?
-Hmm?

How's Richard doing?

He, uh--Fine.

Good, good. Is he, uh--
Is he seeing anybody?

A... little.

Oh.

Well, you can--you can just
tell him that I--I said, "Hi."

Sure.

-Bye.
-Bye.

[Vonda]
♪ I was all right for a while ♪

♪ I could smile for a while ♪

♪ But I saw you last night ♪

♪ You held my hand so tight ♪

-♪ As you stopped--♪♪ [Song Skipping]
-Hey.

Matt. [Chuckles] Hey.

-My case is in that room.
-Really?

Yeah.
[Chuckles]

They haven't
called us yet.

-[Chuckles] You look--
-We both look great.

So, how's married life
treating you?

Ooh, uh--It's been a little
bumpy lately, actually.

-You--You're not?
-No.

Oh. [Chuckles] Want to get some coffee?

Maybe go out for a drink?

It really would be nice
to catch up.

-[Man] You're a nun!
-Yes.

And I confessed,
sought penance and was granted absolution.

And then you saw him again,
and you lied about it.

It was wrong.
I admit that.

[Man] You had sex with a man. How--

A priest has sex with a boy,
he gets transferred. Me, they--

Well, at least my lover was
of legal age, for God's sake.

Your Honor, she was
tricked into saying that.

This man is a trickster
and should be sanctioned.

[Whipper] I'm going
to overrule that one.

Ms. Long, do you agree with the tenet
that nuns should be celibate?

Yes.

Well, then, what kind of message
does it give to the other nuns?

-You running around?
-I wasn't running around.

It was completely discreet.
I don't even know how it got out.

But it did get out.

And if the church does nothing about it,
they face attack from the parish.

And if they do do something
about it, you sue.

Damned if they do,
damned if they don't. Is that it?

Mmm, we're Catholic.

Objection!
He tricked her again!

This man is an anti-Catholic
papal bigot trickster.

[People Murmuring]

[Water Bubbling]

[Bubbling Continues, Stops]

[Bubbling Continues, Stops]

[Shrieking]

[Croaks]

[Screaming]

[Flippers Squeaking]

[Plops]

[Sighs]

-He's alive.
-Or not.

John? John, we-we--
we have to try to settle this.

No jury is gonna pay a nun damages for--

You try talking to her, Ally.
I can't seem to make any headway.

Maybe I can talk them
into rehiring her.

I'm very good
at flirting with clergy.

At communion,
I always got the extra wafer.

What a shock.

-[Squishing]
-Come on, Stefan. Come on.

I think
I can feel a pulse.

But he's not breathing.

He must have somehow
survived in the pipes.

-He's a tree frog. How--
-[Flushing]

-John!
-John!

God, I was just
thinking about you.

What? What?

I, uh--I'm gonna throw
a little dinner party.

-Intimate. Just a few close--
-When?

-Ling! Hi!
-Never mind "Hi" or "Ling."

Why am I not invited
to this party?

Ling--
Uh, no, you are invited.

You, me, John and Richard.
I just decided.

I need to speak to John
in private.

-Oh, he's breathing.
-He is?

-Look at his little lungs.
-Oh, he's breathing hard.

-[Georgia] Oh.
-Stefan? He's still unconscious.

Stefan, buddy, can you hear me?
Wake up, little fellow. Come on.

They're talking
to a dead frog.

-Come on, come on, come on.
-Billy! It's Stefan!

-What?
-Yeah.

-That's Stefan?
-Yes!

I was on the toilet,
and he just jumped out at me.

And I-I tossed him
to Nelle, gently,

and she threw him at the door,
and-and, oh--

We need to get him
to-to a vet.

[Elaine] I have a strange but
urgent message from Nelle.

John needs to pee
like a race horse.

-Stefan?
-He's--He's alive, but dying.

Is there anything we could put
him in so we could sneak him by--

-What was that?
-What?

You passed something to Billy.
Wh-What was that?

I don't have--[Coughs] anything.

[Coughing]

Why is your bosom beating?

It's my heart.
I'm in love.

-[Croaks]
-[Coughs]

Bye.

So, why did we
fall out of touch?

Matt--
[Scoffs]

we fell out of touch because we couldn't
keep in touch without touching, remember?

Benny Pico's wedding--"Hi,
it's good to see you." We touched.

Bill Kepler's wedding--
"How you been?" We touched.

Susan Miller's 25th birthday--

[Chuckles]

But when you got married,
keeping in touch became a bad idea.

-[Chuckles]
-What?

Remember the prom?

We stayed up all night,
and we went fishing in the morning.

Yeah. Kept our clothes
on that night.

[Both Laugh]

Anyway--

Two days before my marriage, I,
uh, was leafing through R.S.V.P.'s.

I came across yours.

It said, "Regrets.
Goin' fishing."

And I cried.
[Chuckles]

Me too.

So here I am,
talking to a man in a bumpy marriage.

And this tide of common
sense just comes rushing in.

It was great to see you,
Matt.

-Can--Can I call you?
-No.

She doesn't regret it. As much as
she declares remorse, I know she doesn't.

She's just saying she's sorry 'cause
that's the best way to keep her job.

[Ally] Well, i-it's not the easiest
thing to leave a man.

I'll-I'll assume you've never
been in her positions. Position.

She lied to me.

"To err is human,
to forgive, divine."

There's an old Latin saying.

-"Si bene futuis non potes essa nonna."
-Hmm, what does that mean?

"If the sex is great,
you can't be a nun."

She-She did stop
seeing the man.

Oh, yes, she did.
For the most Godly reason of all.

-Which was?
-He dumped her.

[Murmuring]

-[Sighs]
-[Ally] Is that true?

-Well, does it make a difference?
-Well, yes.

Getting dumped isn't exactly
a show of penance.

If it were,
I'd be Mother Superior.

How did she find out?
I can't believe Peter told her.

It doesn't matter how she knows.
It's in evidence.

-[John] Oh, look out!
-[Screams]

All right. Thank you.

-He'll be okay?
-Stabilized, but he's in a coma.

-What are the chances?
-[Sighs]

Too soon to tell. Th-There's some
swelling of the brain.

They're gonna keep him a while.

[Billy] We should tell John now.
He might want some closure.

It's a frog.

Shh! Avocado.

One thing to consider--

He punishes himself
thinking he was the one who killed him.

It might be easier to
learn it was Georgia.

-Me?
-You started the game of "killer catch."

Nelle threw him,
and if you hadn't opened the door--

[Billy] All right.

If he makes it through
the night, we gotta tell.

Even if he lives
as a vegetable?

A frog is not a vegetable.
It's meat.

Does anything nice
come out of your mouth?

[Growls]

[Vonda]
♪ Is there a good way to say good-bye ♪

♪ When you're leaving
all you had ♪

♪ 'Cause your love
has run dry ♪

♪ Is there a good way
to be a bad girl ♪

♪ When you're taking all
that's given from the world ♪

♪ 'Cause I have been looking
for something all of my life ♪

♪ Maybe in some other city ♪

♪ I'll see the light ♪

♪ I've been looking ♪

♪ For you ♪♪

[Renee]
We're just gonna have dinner.

Nobody goes to dinner
to have dinner, Renee.

You work side-by-side every day
with the love of your life.

-But I never--
-Neither will I.

-Just dinner. To catch up.
-To catch up on what?

Your memories are all physical.
You're going to be--

-Can't you give me some credit?
-On this? No.

You'll bring him back here
for a little nightcap...

and show him
the yearbook.

[Chuckling]

"You won't believe how
funny these pictures are.

"Oh, look at that one.

"And, ohh, ohh,
look at that one.

And oh, oh, look at that one.
And, ooh, ooh."

[Moans]
"Look at that one."

[Panting]

[Moaning]

Gee, it was only
supposed to be dinner.

What happened? Mmm.

-Um, um, how's he doing?
-[Mouths Words]

-[Ally Whispers] Oh.
-[Richard] He's on a respirator.

The next 24 hours are crucial.

I'm going to head over there
after you guys leave for court.

Um, uh, uh, Richard.

Um, can I, uh,
ask you something a little personal?

Yeah. Personal questions
don't bother me, Ally. I just lie.

W-W-Well, you-you and Ling--
Are you two serious?

Can't tell. I haven't
slept with her yet.

[Sighs] Yes. But-But
the-the reason I ask is,

um, Whipper
kind of asked.

-She did?
-She misses you.

She does?

Oh.

Well, that's over.

When I was six years old,
I wanted to be a nun.

At the time, I thought
it would enable me to fly.

Well, I suppose television can
cause these misperceptions.

Uh, I once asked Santa Claus for one
of those, uh, super feminine napkins,

so that I could bike and swim
and ride a horse--

-You know, all the things they promise.
-Counsel.

Well, I can't be a nun.
It's impossible.

But they're suggesting it's impossible
for my client to be one as well...

because she broke
the vow of celibacy.

But it's not impossible
with her.

All that Chrissa Long needs
to continue is forgiveness.

And of all the places
to look for it,

you'd think the church
would be a good one.

[Man] Love must win out.
Go with your heart.

Follow your passion.

In the movies these days, we never hear
anybody say, "But what about after?"

"What about the consequences?"

She was a nun.

The thing about love, sex--

We've managed to cloak it these
days with so much romanticism...

that people sometimes refuse to see
it as wrong even when it's wrong.

This was wrong.

Taking responsibility for it is
more than just saying "sorry."

-[Ally] "Feminine napkin"?
-I made my point.

-Hey.
-Hey.

-E-Excuse me.
-[Clears Throat]

I switched the dinner to drinks at the bar
so that you could come and chaperone,

and I won't end up
getting creamed.

I think that's smart.
You're doing the right thing. You okay?

Well, look what my life has come to.
I'm taking advice from you.

Ooh, hey!
Hey!

Um--Um--This is from me, not from him.

-Who? -Oh, don't give me "who."
You know "who." Richard who!

-D-Don't "who" me.
-[Chuckles]

Now, I-I-I'm not presuming
that you're interested,

or that you even care,
but for what it's worth, "who" misses you.

And the relationship with "whoever"
doesn't appear to be serious.

Ally,
I really don't care.

Oh, oh, but, I-I'm saying
that it's not too late.

One day, it could be.

Wish me luck.

John, it's a miracle.

Maybe it's 'cause you've been hanging out
with a nun, I don't know.

All I can say is,
praise the Lord.

-What are you--
-Stefan! He surfaced in the bowl.

He's in a coma,
but he's not dead. He's alive.

Alive! Alive! Coma. We rushed him
to the vet and he's there. He's living!

Coma! The vet even says
he's stable--Coma.

He's not dead. He's alive!
He's alive! He's alive!

Which vet?

I'll take you there.

Alive!

-He's good.
-Oh.

I mean, if it were
just the sex, maybe.

But the-the cover-up
and the lying.

-I mean, how can I excuse that?
-They were legally accurate lies.

She doesn't want money damages.
She just wants her job.

You know,
I adore Chrissa.

But she decided to become a nun
after a bad breakup in college.

And she's coming back to
us now on the rebound.

We're just not that kind
of sanctuary. Sorry.

[Women]
♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

Uh, for-forgive me,
Father.

I-I'm only about a quarter Catholic.
That's my first sin.

[Priest] How may I help you, my child?

Uh, well, um,

I'm sure that you get
a lot of women in here...

confessing stuff about
married men and all,

and I-I know
it's a--it's a sin.

But, um, on average, do these women
strike you as happy or miserable?

-Are you happy, my child?
-Oh, no, no, no, not-not me.

I-It's--I'm not the one. It's-It's my,
um, uh--N-Never mind.

-Um--
-Shall we talk about you?

Me? Well, um--
Well, um--

Well, o-okay. Quickly,
I guess, um--I-I'm a lawyer.

Let's just get that
out of the way.

And the, uh--[Mumbling]
10th commandment--

I covet all over. You have no idea.
Anything with decent glutes.

The premarital sex thing--
We don't need to go there.

Th-There's one
that haunts me.

L-Last year, I, uh, I--

Bed. I can say it. "Bed."
I went to bed with a guy--

Partly because
he had a, uh--

It was big,
big, big.

God, I slept with it--
Him.

I often hear that size doesn't matter.
How was it?

It was great. Unbelievable.
You have no idea.

I, uh, I mean, I assume you don't.
It was amazing. Amazing.

Amazing. La, la, la, la. [Chuckles]

Am-Am I forgiven?

-[Vonda] ♪ Operator ♪
-[Ikettes] ♪ Operator ♪

-♪ Information ♪
-♪ Information ♪

-♪ Get me Jesus ♪
-♪ Get me Jesus ♪

♪ On the line
Oh ♪

-♪ Operator, yeah ♪
-♪ Operator ♪

-♪ Information ♪
-♪ Information ♪

-♪ I'd like to speak to a friend of mine ♪
-♪ A friend of mine ♪

♪ Oh, prayer
is the number ♪

-He's still on the respirator.
-Does John know that, you know--

That Nelle Koufaxed him into the coma? No.
He thinks he came floating up in the coma.

Who is that guy with Renee?

Old high school friend.

-Is there--
-No. They are just catching up.

[Chuckles]
Right.

-♪ Tell me why ♪
-♪ Tell me why ♪

-♪ Oh, operator ♪
-♪ Operator ♪

-♪ Information ♪
-♪ Information ♪♪

[Beeping]

[John] This is Millie.
I've told her all about you.

She can't--She can't wait
for you to wake up.

I taught her our little song.

♪ Green legs leaping
"Amphibial" reaping ♪

-♪ Life, zeal It's all in the keeping ♪
-[Croaks]

♪ Be a frog
Be a frog, be a frog ♪

♪ Be a frog ♪♪

[Clears Throat]

Nelle.
Hello.

They let you take him home.

Yeah. I guess they figured
familiar surroundings.

The doctor can
check up on him here.

It's a miracle he's back.

I just--I don't understand how
he could surface in a coma.

Why didn't he drown?

It's just a miracle.

Yeah.

[Vonda]
♪ In every way ♪

♪ Our love's so beautiful ♪

♪ We let it slip away ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ We were too young
to understand ♪

♪ To ever know ♪

♪ Mmm ♪

♪ That lovers drift apart
and that's the way love goes ♪

♪ Our love's so beautiful ♪

♪ Our love's so sweet ♪

♪ Our love's so--♪♪

[Chuckles]

Hmm, I expected better.

It is better.
I'm-I'm subtle.

Uh, I have problems
with newness.

It doesn't...
make me feel sexual.

-[Screams]
-[Screams]

-What? -There's a naked,
nude woman lighting a fire!

-[Indistinct]
-[Whipper Continues Screaming]

[Richard] Why in God's name
would she even be there?

-Did she have keys?
-Yes, but we haven't spoken in months.

-Of-Of all the times.
-Did you try to call her?

No answer. And Ling--I got
an answer from Ling all right.

What happened?

Richard and Ling went home,
and Whipper was waiting, naked.

What? Oh! Oh!
Oh, my God!

Oh! Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

Richard, Richard, I-I-I-I-I told
her that-that you might miss her.

-What?
-Ally!

-What else did you say?
-Well, just, I don't know--

S-Something like-like she shouldn't
wait until it was too late.

-Ally, can't you just stay out of things?
-That's why!

-Well, I didn't tell her to go to
your place naked! -Well, uh--

Ling. Dumpling.
Macaroon. Crouton.

[Growls]

Toast.

You can't really sue him.

Intentional infliction
of emotional distress.

Ling--

I open a door and see
naked nude buttocks.

Then this blonde thing
with big hair.

I'll never get over it.

From what I understand, it was just an old
girlfriend trying to get back with him.

-I mean, he had no idea.
-You're taking his side.

I'm hurt and I'm standing
with my best friend, sideless.

-Ling.
-And don't "Ling" me. I want to sue.

Well, I can't sue
a person in my own firm.

Fine. Sideless.
I need to shop!

[Doorbell Rings]

Took the morning off,
I see.

[Sighs]
Matt, what are you doing here?

Well, I called your office to tell
you what a great time I had.

They said that you weren't
coming in till later. So, I, uh--

Can I come in?

Well--
[Sighs]

[Clears Throat]
Thank you.

This is what married men do,
right?

Meet in private places?

You know,
we never broke up.

When college came,
we went our different directions, but--

You're married.

[Sighs]
My marriage--

You shouldn't
have come here.

Okay.

Bye.

[Vonda]
♪ I thought that I was over you ♪

♪ But it's true
Oh, so true ♪

♪ I love you even more
than I did before ♪

♪ But, darling
what can I do ♪

♪ For you don't love me ♪♪

-♪♪ [Stops]
-[Knocking]

[Whipper]
Come in.

[People Chattering]

[Sighs] I-I'm sorry.
I feel like I just--

Oh, Ally, you didn't do
anything wrong.

And neither did Richard. I--

I just feel so humiliated.
God.

You see, I--
I thought maybe--

I just--I wanted
to surprise him, and I--

Oh, God, can you imagine?

-[Groans]
-I mean, I'm-I'm a judge even, and--

I'm thinking, well, okay.
If-If I, instead of calling him,

to win him back,
oh, I take my clothes off.

No, no, no. Don't turn it
into a gender esteem thing.

Well, what if a man got naked

in an ex-girlfriend's apartment
and waited for her?

-Would we think that belittled him?
-Ally, he'd be arrested.

-Uh, right.
-I feel, like, you know--

-like this piece of--
-Listen, listen.

Here's a little game I play
when I get lonely or, uh, uh--

-Close your eyes.
-What? Ally--

Just... close 'em!

Okay.
Think of a guy.

The perfect guy.

Even on your wedding day,
maybe, the-the suit, the smile,

the night back
at the hotel.

And now make a little
sound that goes with that.

-Mm-hmm.
-Mmm.

Okay. Now,
think of that man in his entirety.

His habits. His hobbies. His friends.

The things he thinks are funny.
The things that he thinks are important.

Now think of having to live with him every
single day for the rest of your life.

-Ew.
-Exactly. Open.

We're not only wired to
want what we can't have,

we're wired to want what
we really don't want.

-You think?
-Yeah.

-We're women.
-[Knocking]

[Whipper]
Yes. Come in.

Uh, this wouldn't be
ex parte, I hope.

Yes. I'm writing her
a check.

Um, we've, uh--

We've come to, uh, settle and
offer your client her job back.

What?
Well, wh-why?

I think I'll, uh, let, uh,
Sister Helen explain.

Uh, uh--
Unfortunately, oh--

Just tell them.

Well, uh, your client's affair was
well-known throughout the abbey.

Uh, I've just learned today that it was
our priest who first revealed it.

The priest?

She'd been confessing to him,
and, uh, Father O'Riley,

who is no priest,
in my mind--

-He broke the seal?
-I'm afraid it's much worse than that.

He has these little...
video cameras in the confessional.

[Gasps]
Excuse me?

He's been taping
all the--

Yeah,
he's trying to sell,

uh, World's Naughtiest Confessions.

-He's making a documentary.
-What?

He plans to leave the priesthood
and become a television producer.

Fox has already
offered him a slot...

between Deadliest Car Crashes
and The Oral Office.

Wh-Wh-What, w-with the-the-the
things that people confess?

Uh, the sex talk.
Yes.

Since that's how your
client's secrets were--

Have--Have--Have you, uh,
s-seen the tapes?

No. He won't
give it to us.

But tell Chrissa
that she can be reinstated.

-Oh.
-Great.

[John]
He's not out of the woods yet.

[Billy] But still, off the respirator.

He's still in a coma.
I'm taking him home.

There's nothing they can
do for him anymore.

Did he touch your face?

-Sorry?
-You have a rash.

Their skin can be slightly
toxic to some people.

Was he on your face?

Oh, uh--

Actually, I-I tried to give him
mouth-to-mouth.

So, maybe--

John. There's something
you need to know.

I have to go.

Stefan didn't come
floating up comatose.

He was conscious
and healthy.

I beg your pardon?

Georgia was on the toilet,

and he came jumping up,
and he jumped on her.

She threw him in my direction. It hit me.

I-I panicked. I threw him back.
Then she threw him back.

And then I really threw him,

just as Richard opened a stall door.
He went splat.

And, uh, he slid
to the floor unconscious.

You were on the toilet.
He jumped out of the bowl.

Yes.

Was it a fresh bowl?

If you'll all excuse me,
I need to take a moment.

I'm back.
I got my job back.

Y-Yes. But-But, Chrissa, are you really
sure that this is your calling?

Sorry?

I mean, that there are plenty
of fish in the--

There's no sin in loving men. Only pain.

I'm a nun, Ally.
I was meant to be a nun.

-You're sure?
-Aren't you? I mean, uh--

[Scoffs]
Of course, I'm sure.

Okay.

Thank you again
for saving me.

Hmm, yeah.
[Chuckles]

Yeah.

[Sighs]

-Hey.
-[Gasps] Oh, oh, Renee. Hey.

-I kissed him.
-Matt?

-He came by. I asked him to leave.
-Oh.

I was doing great
right up until I kissed him.

There-There is no happy
ending there, Renee.

Some men do leave their wives and
find happiness with the other woman.

Ally, it happens.

You're right.
You're right.

But are you gonna
see him again?

[Vonda]
♪ Please lock me away ♪

♪ And don't allow the day ♪

♪ Here inside where I hide
with my loneliness ♪

♪ I don't care
what they say ♪

♪ I won't stay
in a world without love ♪

♪ So I wait
And in a while ♪

♪ I will see
my true love smile ♪

♪ He may come
I know not when ♪

♪ But when he does
I'll know ♪

♪ So baby until then ♪

♪ Lock me away
and don't allow the day ♪

♪ Here inside where I hide
with my loneliness ♪

♪ I don't care
what they say ♪

♪ I won't stay
in a world without love ♪

♪ So I wait
And in a while ♪

♪ I will see
my true love smile ♪

♪ He may come
I know not when ♪

♪ But when he does
I'll know ♪

♪ So baby until then ♪

♪ Lock me away
and don't allow the day ♪

♪ Here inside where I hide
with my loneliness ♪

♪ I don't care what they say ♪

♪ I won't stay in a world
without love ♪♪

[Woman]
You stinker!