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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:03,712 [Men, Women Chattering] 2 00:00:03,795 --> 00:00:05,213 [Bell Dings] 3 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:10,260 Hello. 4 00:00:11,177 --> 00:00:13,388 Ling. You're back? 5 00:00:15,306 --> 00:00:17,726 -I'm here to see Nelle. -Oh, certainly. 6 00:00:17,809 --> 00:00:20,228 And who would we be suing today? 7 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,771 Ling! 8 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:25,233 This woman drips with sarcasm at my personal expense. 9 00:00:25,316 --> 00:00:29,612 Ling, one of the disadvantages of having magnetism... 10 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,615 is that you bring people out--people who would otherwise go unnoticed. 11 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:36,494 The fact that she could be so annoying is really a tribute to you. 12 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,039 Hmm. 13 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,624 Let's go to my office. We'll talk about what's the matter. 14 00:00:44,377 --> 00:00:47,839 -I'm sorry. She's just-- -Mmm, yes. 15 00:00:47,922 --> 00:00:50,675 And thank you for defending me so staunchly, Nelle. 16 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:57,140 -Elaine. -Hi, Georgia. 17 00:00:57,223 --> 00:01:00,643 -What's the matter? -Oh, nothing. 18 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,979 It's just that bitchy little thing is back. 19 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,773 Who's she suing this time? 20 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:08,359 Maybe her gynecologist pulled the wrong tooth. 21 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:11,696 Elaine. That was vicious. 22 00:01:14,532 --> 00:01:17,494 {\an8}♪ I've been down this road ♪ 23 00:01:17,577 --> 00:01:22,540 {\an8}♪ Walkin' the line that's painted by pride ♪ 24 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,418 {\an8}♪ And I have made mistakes in my life ♪ 25 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:29,380 {\an8}♪ That I just can't hide ♪ 26 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,967 {\an8}♪ Oh, I believe I am ready ♪ 27 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:38,014 {\an8}♪ For what love has to bring Yeah ♪ 28 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,518 {\an8}♪ I got myself together ♪ 29 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:45,730 {\an8}♪ Now I'm ready to sing ♪ 30 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:48,858 {\an8}♪ I've been searching my soul tonight ♪ 31 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:53,029 {\an8}♪ I know there's so much more to life ♪ 32 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:56,324 {\an8}♪ Now I know I can shine a light ♪ 33 00:01:56,407 --> 00:01:58,618 {\an8}♪ To find my way back home ♪ 34 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:00,411 {\an8}♪ Oh, oh ♪ 35 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:04,582 {\an8}♪ Baby, yeah ♪ 36 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:07,127 {\an8}♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 37 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:27,188 {\an8}You have got to be kidding me! 38 00:02:27,272 --> 00:02:29,357 {\an8}You've handled cases on cosmetic surgery. 39 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,525 {\an8}Why don't you sue the doctor? 40 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,819 {\an8}He went bankrupt. I'm told the nurse comes from money. 41 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,946 {\an8}Richard, this is ridiculous! 42 00:02:35,029 --> 00:02:35,864 {\an8}-[P.A. Feedback Squealing] -Testing. 43 00:02:35,947 --> 00:02:38,533 {\an8}I don't understand the problem. You should be happy to get my business. 44 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:39,450 {\an8}I'm a plum! 45 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,578 {\an8}You are suing a woman because her breasts are real! 46 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,706 When you say it in a tone like that, of course it's gonna sound silly! 47 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,708 -No-- -[Amplified] Georgia! 48 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:50,962 No! Whenever we get some insane claim you saddle me up to lead the charge! 49 00:02:51,045 --> 00:02:53,423 It's two depositions, tops. Then it'll go away! 50 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:55,633 [Grunts] 51 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:59,304 Richard, the minister from your church is here. Are you available? 52 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:01,431 -Mark! -[Grunts] 53 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,809 -Sorry to barge in. -Ah, that's all right. 54 00:03:04,893 --> 00:03:08,271 {\an8}We'll get Billy to second-chair. Just do the deposition. Then we'll settle. 55 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:11,608 {\an8}Hmm? I promise satisfaction if you are the least bit capable of happiness. 56 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:14,485 {\an8}Go do a nail while I meet with my clergy. Hmm? 57 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,112 {\an8}Shoo. 58 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,076 {\an8}-I'm telling you. It's because of her. -Ling? 59 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,996 {\an8}Not Ling, Nelle. Ling gets priority because she's Nelle's client. 60 00:03:25,079 --> 00:03:26,122 {\an8}And whenever Nelle says drop everything-- 61 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,040 {\an8}That's not fair. 62 00:03:27,123 --> 00:03:30,335 {\an8}Not fair? We're suing a nurse for having natural breasts. 63 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,252 {\an8}If anything, it's Richard. 64 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,671 {\an8}-No, it's Nelle. -Georgia, you don't like her, okay? 65 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,049 {\an8}But what has she really done to deserve this kind of reaction? 66 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:38,927 {\an8}-What has she done? -Yes, what has she done? 67 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,221 {\an8}She--She... 68 00:03:41,304 --> 00:03:43,348 {\an8}showed up, that's what. 69 00:03:43,431 --> 00:03:48,311 {\an8}Okay, I admit it. I have a little "mirror, mirror on the wall" complex. 70 00:03:48,394 --> 00:03:51,689 {\an8}"Mirror, mirror on the wall"? 71 00:03:51,773 --> 00:03:55,109 {\an8}I know it sounds stupid, but-- 72 00:03:55,193 --> 00:03:59,405 {\an8}but all my life I've-I've been the fairest one of them all. 73 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:01,658 {\an8}-Don't laugh. -I'm not laughing. 74 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:06,287 {\an8}And her-- 75 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:09,207 {\an8}I may not be the best lawyer, but I've-- 76 00:04:09,290 --> 00:04:12,418 {\an8}I've always felt like the fairest one here. 77 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:15,755 {\an8}I'm not proud-- [Chuckles] of saying that, but-- 78 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,507 {\an8}[Sighs] 79 00:04:17,590 --> 00:04:20,802 {\an8}And then she arrives, and-- 80 00:04:20,885 --> 00:04:23,304 [Toilet Flushes] 81 00:04:28,017 --> 00:04:29,936 Hey, guys. 82 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:31,813 -You had your legs up. -No, I didn't. 83 00:04:31,896 --> 00:04:34,148 Yes, you did. I checked. You had 'em up. 84 00:04:34,232 --> 00:04:37,068 Well, maybe they just flew up. 85 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:43,074 {\an8}Your "mirror, mirror" dropped me from second to third, and my legs reacted. 86 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:46,077 {\an8}Actually, I--[Laughs] I knew you were there. 87 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,372 {\an8}Did you? And how could you tell? My asparagus diet? 88 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,832 {\an8}-All right. -Quiet. 89 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,918 -Quiet. "Fairest one of them all"? -I wasn't including you. 90 00:04:54,002 --> 00:04:57,338 Oh. Oh, really? And-And why is that? 91 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,800 Because you exist in your own universe, Ally, and I was referring... 92 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,969 -to the one the rest of us live in. -All right! 93 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,931 Okay. Tell me what I've missed. 94 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,933 [Snickering] 95 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:13,438 {\an8}I've got myself into a situation, and I don't know how to handle it. 96 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:16,357 {\an8}What kind of situation? 97 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,277 {\an8}I've been in a relationship-- 98 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,404 {\an8}-[Amplified, Feedback] -Oh! [Muttering] 99 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,407 -She's married? -No. 100 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:25,491 -Guy? -No! 101 00:05:25,575 --> 00:05:27,452 -Sheep? -Will you just let me talk? 102 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:31,622 -Yeah, go ahead. -She's the music supervisor of our choir. 103 00:05:31,706 --> 00:05:33,583 She also sings in the choir. 104 00:05:33,666 --> 00:05:35,752 She's the one you prevailed upon to sing that "Short People" song? 105 00:05:35,835 --> 00:05:38,504 -Oh, Lisa. -Lisa, yeah. 106 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:42,258 -How was she? Huh? I bet she was-- -Richard, please. 107 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,345 Now, obviously we weren't married, and I'm the minister. 108 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:47,972 The minister and somebody from the church. I mean-- 109 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:50,767 [Laughs] Well, it doesn't exactly make me an altar boy, does it? 110 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:53,269 Hmm. If you were an altar boy, you'd be with a priest. 111 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:56,022 [Chuckles] K-Kidding. Bygones. 112 00:05:56,105 --> 00:05:58,524 What's the big deal? Consenting adults, even unmarried-- 113 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,443 I really would appreciate your letting me get through this. 114 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,613 Hmm. [Clears Throat] Of course. 115 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:06,949 The relationship ended two months ago. I ended it. 116 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,786 And it was very painful for her. 117 00:06:09,869 --> 00:06:13,247 And since then, the songs she's been singing for our services, well-- 118 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,792 -I feel they're directed at me. -What kind of songs? 119 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:21,047 Well, first they were obscure little hymns about lost love and broken hearts. 120 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,884 -Lately she's been doing pop. -How's the congregation reacting? 121 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:27,762 I don't think they know what's going on. She's not that obvious. 122 00:06:27,845 --> 00:06:28,679 Plus, she's a great performer, 123 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:30,807 so she's probably going over better than my sermons. 124 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:35,770 -So what's the problem? -The problem is, this is a church. 125 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:37,647 I'm afraid to fire her or even demote her. 126 00:06:37,730 --> 00:06:40,983 After our relationship, it may seem retaliatory. 127 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:45,321 And yet--yet I can't let her keep singing those songs. 128 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:50,743 -She's very hard to shop for. -[Man] Your sister? 129 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:55,081 Yes. She has everything. The only thing I knew she wanted was nicer breasts. 130 00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:57,417 She didn't like hers. She thought they were small and unshapely. 131 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,211 So you, uh, decided-- 132 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:03,714 To get her implants for Christmas. I went to Dr. Noffle. He'd been recommended. 133 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:06,300 We discussed the importance of them feeling natural. 134 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:10,847 This was a priority. My sister is a very natural woman. Scars make her vasovagal. 135 00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:15,226 So, he says, "Let me show you an example of my work." He brings in his nurse--her. 136 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:19,856 She unveils. She's full, soft, without a hint of a blemish. 137 00:07:19,939 --> 00:07:23,025 I almost signed up, and my breasts are beyond reproach. 138 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,487 Shouldn't you be typing? 139 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:29,073 [Clears Throat] And, uh, you're, uh, claiming... 140 00:07:29,157 --> 00:07:32,869 that you paid for your sister's operation-- 141 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:35,413 Based on her full, soft implants. 142 00:07:35,496 --> 00:07:38,541 And what does my sister get? These hard, little petrified lumps. 143 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:41,377 She jumps rope, they don't even move. And the scars? 144 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,464 Huh! My uncle slit his wrists with more finesse. 145 00:07:44,547 --> 00:07:47,425 And then I find out, she doesn't have implants at all. 146 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:49,552 Hers are real, the total fraud. 147 00:07:51,053 --> 00:07:53,556 Well, um--Now, uh, 148 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,767 why haven't you, uh, sued the plastic surgeon? 149 00:07:56,851 --> 00:08:00,396 He's an empty pocket in another jurisdiction, and she's collectable. 150 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,231 -Type! -[Georgia Gasps] 151 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,904 All right then. [Clears Throat] 152 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:14,994 For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son-- 153 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:18,164 -Why did you have to bring me? -We're in a church. 154 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:21,083 -Why am I here? -You're here 'cause I dragged you. 155 00:08:21,167 --> 00:08:23,878 -Shh! -Don't shush me. 156 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:24,921 Shh! 157 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:27,256 -[Congregation Chattering] -Let us pray. 158 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:32,261 Lord, help us find the strength... 159 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:34,639 to turn away from evil when it tempts us, 160 00:08:34,722 --> 00:08:38,100 to confront it when it threatens us, to see it wherever it's showing. 161 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,520 -[Affirming Murmurs] -Praise the Lord. Amen. 162 00:08:40,603 --> 00:08:44,190 -[Congregation] Amen. -Now I know we've all heard the saying... 163 00:08:44,273 --> 00:08:49,779 that all it takes for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing. 164 00:08:49,862 --> 00:08:53,783 -This could get windy. -Shh! 165 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,453 But before that, we have a hymn. 166 00:08:57,537 --> 00:09:01,123 -[Affirming Shouts] -[Woman] Say the words, Father! 167 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,167 Sing, honey! 168 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,211 Go ahead! 169 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,005 ♪♪ [Mid-tempo Pop] 170 00:09:14,345 --> 00:09:16,847 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 171 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:18,849 ♪ So tired of on my own ♪ 172 00:09:18,933 --> 00:09:20,977 ♪ Won't you help me please ♪ 173 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:24,855 ♪ Just as soon as you can ♪ 174 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,317 ♪♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 175 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,152 This wouldn't exactly be a hymn, would it? 176 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,822 It's an anthem. 177 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:36,993 -I like it. -♪♪ [Vocalizing] 178 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:40,580 -She's singing to you. -And you. 179 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:43,916 -You got that. -♪ Let me tell you like it is ♪ 180 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:48,588 ♪ Love me if you will ♪ 181 00:09:48,671 --> 00:09:50,798 ♪ Love me if you will ♪ 182 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:54,010 -♪ Come on with it ♪ -♪ I'm so tired ♪ 183 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,262 -♪ I-I-I ♪ -♪ Tired ♪ 184 00:09:56,345 --> 00:10:00,433 ♪ Whoa-oa-oa I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 185 00:10:00,516 --> 00:10:02,768 ♪ Tired of being alone ♪ 186 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,438 ♪ So tired of being alone ♪ 187 00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:07,940 ♪ Whoo, ooh-ooh ♪ 188 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:12,111 -♪ I'm so tired ♪ -[Man] Yes! Come on! 189 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,946 -[Woman] Oh, Lord, yes! -♪♪ [Up-tempo] 190 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:16,782 ♪ Tired of being alone Tired of being alone ♪ 191 00:10:16,866 --> 00:10:19,827 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 192 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,622 -♪ So tired of being alone ♪ -[Man] Come on, girl! 193 00:10:22,705 --> 00:10:26,876 -♪ I'm so tired ♪ -Feels religious to me. 194 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:30,254 ♪ But it's all right in the midnight hour ♪ 195 00:10:30,338 --> 00:10:33,966 ♪ With nobody there but you in my dreams ♪ 196 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:36,218 ♪ So tired, tired ♪ 197 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:41,140 ♪ Tired of being alone Tired of being alone ♪ 198 00:10:41,223 --> 00:10:43,267 -♪ So tired ♪ -♪ Tired of being alone ♪ 199 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:46,395 -♪ Take me home ♪ -♪ Tired, tired ♪ 200 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,898 -♪ So tired ♪ -♪ Tired of being alone ♪ 201 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,233 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 202 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:55,613 ♪ I'm so tired I'm so tired ♪ 203 00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:59,408 ♪ I'm so tired of being alone ♪ 204 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:02,787 ♪ Yeah ♪ 205 00:11:02,870 --> 00:11:05,790 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪ 206 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,292 [Cheering] 207 00:11:17,134 --> 00:11:20,137 Tough to fire her. The people in that church enjoyed it. 208 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,972 Huh! Clearly this is not right. 209 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,349 Even so, you slept with her, Mark. 210 00:11:23,432 --> 00:11:25,768 She can run the sexual harassment card right up your colon. 211 00:11:25,851 --> 00:11:28,020 -But I haven't done anything. -You're a man, you're breathing-- 212 00:11:28,104 --> 00:11:30,064 Under title seven, you're liable. 213 00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:32,233 We had a relationship. It ended. 214 00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:35,778 Thing is, that song last night wasn't overtly directed at you. 215 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,572 -So I just let her keep doing this? -Eh-- 216 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:40,491 You need to mediate. 217 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:44,620 We need someone who speaks the language of loneliness. 218 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,788 Why me? 219 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,748 Because we think you can tap into her despair. 220 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:48,582 Why? 221 00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:50,126 That sense of futility that comes with knowing... 222 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,253 no matter how long you live you'll be going it alone, 223 00:11:52,336 --> 00:11:55,381 uncoupled, and yet charging forth just the same, 224 00:11:55,464 --> 00:11:58,175 never under the false assumption it'll get any better. 225 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,011 See, you're the hero she might listen to. 226 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:03,848 Thank you, Richard. I live to help others cope. 227 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:07,935 I never actually said my breasts were artificial. 228 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,021 Ms. Silverman, you knew Dr. Noffle was using you as an example of his work. 229 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:13,691 -Well, I didn't at first. -You didn't? 230 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:17,486 No. I was told that the patients wanted breasts similar to mine, 231 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,321 and I was a model for-- 232 00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:19,905 [Clears Throat] 233 00:12:19,989 --> 00:12:23,993 Dr. Noffle wasn't being completely honest with me either. 234 00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,203 You didn't know what was going on? 235 00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,331 Eventually it did become apparent he was representing me... 236 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,333 as someone he'd done work on. 237 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,170 -Did that happen in this case? -I didn't know for sure. 238 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:38,257 But it'd be a lie to say I didn't suspect. 239 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:42,303 -Should I lie? -Probably not. 240 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,181 I knew he had passed my breasts off as implants with other patients. 241 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,017 I'm not shocked to learn he did so here. 242 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:57,985 We actually have a case. 243 00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,487 Oh, come on. How? 244 00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:00,821 It's misrepresentation. Sale of goods basically. 245 00:13:00,905 --> 00:13:03,157 The problem is that my client isn't the merchant, so--She worked there. 246 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,993 -She had a part of the fraud. -Even if you establish a duty, 247 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,996 your client's sister got breasts that resemble Ms. Silverman's. 248 00:13:09,079 --> 00:13:11,874 -You've seen 'em? -I've seen the pictures. 249 00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:16,462 Pictures? Pictures don't tell you how they feel, or whether they move naturally. 250 00:13:16,545 --> 00:13:17,838 [Stammering] I might be out of line, 251 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:22,760 but, uh, is it possible that Ms. Woo could err to the litigious side? 252 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,014 Look, why don't we, uh, just take a look for ourselves? 253 00:13:27,097 --> 00:13:30,184 I mean, that way we'll at least be able to give our clients some informed advice. 254 00:13:30,267 --> 00:13:33,687 -That's a good idea. -Excuse me? 255 00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,272 -This afternoon would be good for me. -We could meet right here. 256 00:13:35,356 --> 00:13:36,732 -3:00? -I'll see you then. 257 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,193 Great. 258 00:13:40,778 --> 00:13:42,321 [Door Opens] 259 00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,368 -What? -Let's look? 260 00:13:47,451 --> 00:13:48,577 It was his idea! 261 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:51,956 Oh, and didn't you put up a fight! Great, 3:00. Do it here. 262 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:55,626 Georgia! You are bringing in the two women to compare their br-- 263 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,461 -It's evidence. -Evidence? 264 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,630 Great. Let's do a taste test while we're at it. 265 00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:01,549 [Sighs] 266 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:07,638 -Is this about Nelle too? -It has nothing to do with Nelle. 267 00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:09,849 Although I have no doubt that her breasts are perfect. 268 00:14:09,932 --> 00:14:12,726 And of course, you would be standing there for that, 269 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,354 because that's the way things work around here. 270 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:19,108 Go pick a stall and hoist your legs. You'll learn all about us. 271 00:14:20,901 --> 00:14:22,903 Case going well? 272 00:14:29,076 --> 00:14:30,536 -Oh! -John! 273 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:37,543 -Oh, uh, Nelle. -[Laughs] 274 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:39,795 H-How is your day going? 275 00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:42,548 [Laughs] How's my day going? 276 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:45,676 Can I ask you something? 277 00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:49,013 [Mutters] Questions make me fraught. 278 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:52,474 Are we ever going to go out? 279 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:56,729 I don't mean downstairs to the dance floor. I mean... out. 280 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,149 [Stammering] Cuomo. 281 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:03,110 I know, we work together. It's probably a terrible idea. 282 00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:07,823 You're a partner. I'm associate. I'd have that whole inequality thing to hurdle. 283 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,826 But if you're drawn to me, I do think you're cute. 284 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,670 I don't mean to pressure you. 285 00:15:25,883 --> 00:15:27,176 [Mark] You couldn't have come at a better time. 286 00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,969 [Ally] Why? 287 00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:29,887 Sunday services-- 288 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:32,806 -My sermon's on God's planet. -♪♪ [Mid-tempo Pop] 289 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:37,227 All nations being one. World peace through his love. 290 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:43,567 ♪ Asia's crowded and Europe's too old ♪ 291 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:48,364 ♪ Africa's far too hot and Canada's oh, so cold ♪ 292 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:54,453 ♪ And South America they stole our name ♪ 293 00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,705 ♪ Let's drop the big one ♪ 294 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,376 ♪ There'll be no one left to blame us ♪ 295 00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,670 She's singing about a nuclear bomb. 296 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:06,674 Well, she's not saying drop it on you. 297 00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:09,426 This a sweet, kind, loving woman. 298 00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:10,344 Ever since we broke up-- 299 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,930 Well-Well-Well, like you say, the congregation likes it. 300 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:16,809 -I can't let her do this. -I think you're overreacting. 301 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:21,605 ♪ Boom goes London ♪ 302 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,066 ♪ Boom Paris ♪ 303 00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:28,779 ♪ More room for you More room for me ♪ 304 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:32,116 -Maybe not. -♪ And every city ♪ 305 00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:34,702 ♪ The whole world round ♪ 306 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:39,206 ♪ Will just be another American town ♪ 307 00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:44,086 ♪ Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free ♪♪ 308 00:16:44,169 --> 00:16:47,089 I don't want to subject my sister to that kind of blatant objectification. 309 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,590 -Ling-- -Don't call me Ling. 310 00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:49,883 It's your name. 311 00:16:49,967 --> 00:16:52,428 Not with a hard "L" and a hard "G" it isn't. 312 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,096 It's a soft name--Ling. 313 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:58,225 You say it--Ling! It offends me. 314 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:04,273 Ling, when you decided to buy your sister breast implants, 315 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:05,941 you exposed her to objectification. 316 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,445 When you then bring suit under the Uniform Commercial Code, 317 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,280 that too tends to reduce her-- 318 00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:13,741 I'm deaf to condescension. Right now I could hear a pin drop. 319 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:16,910 Richard? 320 00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:19,496 I-I know she's a plum-- 321 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,915 People like you don't understand. Beautifully proportioned. 322 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:26,462 The shapely can be so blind to the less fortunate. 323 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:29,048 I tried to give my sister the chance to maybe feel what it's like 324 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:29,965 to be someone like you. 325 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:34,803 To walk down the street just once feeling ample. 326 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:39,975 Maybe God didn't give you a heart under your perfect breasts. 327 00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,106 [Groans] 328 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:50,611 [Clears Throat] 329 00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,238 -Is he suing me? -No, no, not at all. 330 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,990 But-But he is concerned with 331 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,618 -your choice of music since-- -People tell me they love it. 332 00:17:57,701 --> 00:18:02,623 S-So you have kind of shifted your tone since you broke up? 333 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,958 It's the only way I've had to deal with the pain. 334 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,503 I've always expressed myself through music. 335 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,630 I don't think the congregation picks up on it. 336 00:18:09,713 --> 00:18:12,466 -He does. -Well, he should. 337 00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,222 Do you know what he did? 338 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,932 Well, relationships end for a lot of reasons. 339 00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,518 Do you know what he did? 340 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:24,853 No. 341 00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:30,984 -He changed his heart. Excuse me? 342 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,445 That's the full explanation. 343 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,031 We talked of marriage. We were in love. 344 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:41,036 Then suddenly, he says, "I've had a change of heart." 345 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,871 Doesn't wanna see me anymore. 346 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,207 Well-- 347 00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:47,000 You don't just leave the scene of an accident. 348 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:51,171 You mow somebody down, you at least stop, check on the victim. 349 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,506 Lisa, I-- 350 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,135 I don't sing these songs to hurt him. I sing 'em to help me. 351 00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:57,219 They're my only release. 352 00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,806 If he doesn't like listening, he can just leave the room. 353 00:19:00,889 --> 00:19:02,558 Don't tell me he doesn't know how to do that. 354 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,936 The man knows how to leave a room. Trust me. 355 00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,569 So she's still gonna sing those songs? 356 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:16,071 Well, if it works out her pain, and the congregation enjoys it-- 357 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,573 This is a house of God. 358 00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,366 Well, you're the only one that seems to be bothered, Mark. 359 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:21,285 I want to ask you a question. 360 00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:24,288 Why have you never really discussed the breakup with her? 361 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:27,207 -I discussed it. I just told her-- -Change of heart, yes. 362 00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,209 -Did you love her? -At one point. 363 00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,628 -Why did you stop loving her? -[Scoffs] 364 00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,383 I don't know. I just did. 365 00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,927 You just did. 366 00:19:45,976 --> 00:19:48,312 -Did you ever bother asking yourself why? -Listen-- 367 00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,772 Maybe it had something to do with stuff you were going through. 368 00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:54,276 Maybe there were outside forces. Maybe you have commitment problems. 369 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:57,279 Lord knows you must take that "till death do us part" stuff seriously. 370 00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:59,781 -What are you-- -Did you seek counseling? 371 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,160 Did you do anything to explore what may have caused you to stop loving her, 372 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:06,997 or did you just go, "Change of heart. See ya"? 373 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,082 Whose side are you on here? 374 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:14,671 -Maybe hers. -[Door Closes] 375 00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,925 Where was the warning, Mark? 376 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,135 How about, "I'm feeling different"? 377 00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,471 How about, "I'm not so sure"? 378 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:27,684 Why is it always great with men right up until they run? 379 00:20:33,523 --> 00:20:36,109 [Vonda] ♪ I've been thinkin' ♪ 380 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:41,240 ♪ I've been thinkin' I've been thinkin' too much ♪ 381 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:44,618 ♪ I just wanna live now for a little while ♪ 382 00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:45,619 [Ally] I choose the law too. 383 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:50,707 -♪ And cast my dreams to the wind ♪ -But I choose Boston. 384 00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:55,504 ♪ Don't wanna wonder Don't wanna won--♪♪ 385 00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,507 -[Needle Scratches Record] -[Gasps] 386 00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:01,551 It had nothing to do with going to Michigan. 387 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:19,611 -Mark Newman is very upset. -Oh, gee, that troubles me. 388 00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,488 You were sent there to mediate. 389 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,699 Mediating is getting both sides to understand each other better. 390 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,369 -But she's still gonna sing! -Richard, I have a plan. Now get lost! 391 00:21:29,871 --> 00:21:32,958 -I-I'm sorry. -[Sniffs] 392 00:21:33,041 --> 00:21:35,836 I-I do have a plan. 393 00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,921 -I'm sorry. -Hmm. 394 00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,471 Mm-hmm. 395 00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:49,349 Mm-hmm. 396 00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:51,601 Next time, Ling, just give me a book. 397 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:53,603 It won't take long. 398 00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:56,940 They're really nice-- all of them. 399 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,568 What are you, nearsighted? 400 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:01,445 I'm just looking for the scar. 401 00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:06,074 And the fact that you can't see one is evidence that-- 402 00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:08,744 -Really nice. -Hers aren't an issue, Mr. Stone. 403 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,455 The comparison is certainly an issue, and, uh-- 404 00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:14,916 Well, come on. These are very good work. 405 00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,211 They might look the same, but they don't feel the same. 406 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:19,755 [Women Gasp] 407 00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,757 Hmm. Well, uh, let's see-- 408 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:25,802 No! I-I'm sorry. You're not gonna touch these women. Neither of you are. 409 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:29,139 -Jump, Leigh. Show them how they don't-- -No! She's not going to jump. 410 00:22:29,222 --> 00:22:30,724 This lawsuit is over. 411 00:22:30,807 --> 00:22:32,142 -Put your clothes on. -You can't just-- 412 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:36,313 This is over. As an officer of the court, I am recommending dismissal. 413 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:39,107 These breasts are fine. 414 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,778 The fact that they may not look or feel exactly like her breasts-- 415 00:22:42,861 --> 00:22:45,113 Don't tell me you didn't assume that risk. 416 00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:48,241 -She's the one suing, not me. -I paid for them! 417 00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:53,330 It's over, Ling. Hard "L," hard "G," hard times. 418 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,666 If I seem a cold, shapely person, tough. 419 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,628 -This case is over. -[Groans] 420 00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,297 [Door Opens, Slams Closed] 421 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:06,093 I thought I hated this firm and then I didn't, but now I know that I do. 422 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:12,516 She makes eyes at me. 423 00:23:12,599 --> 00:23:14,476 Nelle? 424 00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:16,686 She's either drawn to me or I puzzle her. 425 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:17,604 -Could be both. -[Water Sloshing] 426 00:23:17,687 --> 00:23:18,647 [Razor Tapping] 427 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,816 John, she wants to go out. She says you're cute. 428 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:22,984 It's not a huge leap to think a date is possible. 429 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,820 Well, she frightens me. 430 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:26,822 Of course she frightens you. 431 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:29,741 She'd floss her teeth with you inside a month, but it could be a fun month. 432 00:23:29,825 --> 00:23:31,743 The question you have to ask yourself: 433 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:33,995 Are you capable of dating her without falling for her? 434 00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:37,290 If yes, Geronimo. If no, don't even think about it. 435 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:40,043 What about you and Ling? You thing you two could work out? 436 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:42,129 Hmm. Not a chance. But that's a plus for me. 437 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:44,756 I want someone who's emotionally inaccessible. Why? 438 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:49,511 So when it falls apart it won't be my failure. That'll be a refreshing change. 439 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,513 What? 440 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,893 When Ally went on that talk show, she looked me straight in the eye, 441 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,062 and she said, "You only die once." 442 00:23:59,146 --> 00:24:02,357 Then she marched straight into danger with a smile on her face. 443 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:05,735 I think I will date Nelle. 444 00:24:18,123 --> 00:24:23,336 [Vonda] ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 445 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:32,471 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ 446 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,517 ♪ I've been thinkin' ♪ 447 00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:42,856 ♪ I've been thinkin' I've been thinkin' too much ♪ 448 00:24:42,939 --> 00:24:46,902 ♪ I just wanna live now for a little while ♪ 449 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:51,531 -♪ And cast my dreams to the wind ♪ -Hey. 450 00:24:51,615 --> 00:24:54,618 [Gasps] Georgia. Hey. 451 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:58,788 -You drinking? -Um, no. 452 00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:01,917 No, th-that's just, um, 453 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,919 -vodka. -[Laughs] 454 00:25:04,002 --> 00:25:07,422 -I'm getting ready to drink it. -Mm-hmm. 455 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:11,426 -What's the matter? -Oh, nothing. 456 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,970 -[Liquid Pouring] -Nothing? 457 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,097 Nothing I can talk to you about. 458 00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,975 Ah. Billy. 459 00:25:20,310 --> 00:25:22,771 Yep. 460 00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,148 -[Man] There you go. -Thank you. 461 00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,234 What now? 462 00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:29,236 Lisa Knowles. 463 00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:34,491 She was saying how-- 464 00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:37,494 You know how when men break up with women they speed away... 465 00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:42,082 like they're fleeing the scene, and then--[Sighs] 466 00:25:42,165 --> 00:25:44,292 it hit me. 467 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:46,962 Billy didn't break up with me 468 00:25:47,045 --> 00:25:49,589 because he had to go off to Michigan to make law review. 469 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,424 He went to Michigan to get away from me. 470 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,679 That was just his way of fleeing the scene. 471 00:25:59,724 --> 00:26:01,768 Am I right? 472 00:26:05,939 --> 00:26:07,899 I am right. 473 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,656 Oh, he didn't have to go that far. 474 00:26:14,739 --> 00:26:17,993 Did he really have to go all the way to Michigan? 475 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:31,339 He met somebody who was at Michigan. 476 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:39,806 He met you while he was still with me. 477 00:26:43,184 --> 00:26:46,646 I didn't know about you. 478 00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:53,903 ♪ I'll never see what my mama's dreams were ♪ 479 00:26:56,781 --> 00:26:58,700 ♪ But I can sing ♪ 480 00:26:58,783 --> 00:27:04,414 ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪♪ 481 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:09,210 If you don't calm down-- 482 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,379 Twice. Your lawyers turned traitors on me twice. 483 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:15,508 Ling, you sue a talk-show host for things he says on the radio. 484 00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,176 You sue a woman because-- 485 00:27:16,259 --> 00:27:17,510 If you thought they were bad cases-- 486 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:18,428 Ling! 487 00:27:18,511 --> 00:27:22,057 Don't Ling me. I am tired of being Linged around here! 488 00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:24,059 Ling, 489 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,520 I admire the way you don't let yourself be pushed around. 490 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:28,938 I really do. 491 00:27:29,022 --> 00:27:31,900 Too many people, when they think they've been wronged, just walk away. 492 00:27:31,983 --> 00:27:34,235 I salute that you don't. 493 00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,530 But... something's going on lately. 494 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:40,116 You think the whole world's against you, when-- 495 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,410 It's only just the people who've met you. 496 00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,455 Kidding. 497 00:27:45,538 --> 00:27:47,582 Soot. 498 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:51,336 Can I offer a piece of armchair psychology as your friend? 499 00:27:53,004 --> 00:27:57,384 You're an unpopular person. You are. 500 00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:01,388 And I think it's easier to deal with if you're fighting with everybody. 501 00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:05,141 So you can lay it off on a battle instead of-- 502 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,437 [Sighs] 503 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,692 Thank you, Nelle. 504 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:17,904 That helps. 505 00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:27,330 She needed to hear it. 506 00:28:27,414 --> 00:28:28,998 Ah, one sec. 507 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,132 Ling. I, uh-- 508 00:28:38,258 --> 00:28:40,218 Hmm. 509 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:45,014 -I-I do the same thing in a way. -Hmm? [Whining] 510 00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:47,350 -Uh, for whatever reason, uh, -[Thudding] 511 00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:50,687 people would never trust me, so I started being unscrupulous on purpose. 512 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:54,065 And that way I felt in control of people's reactions. 513 00:28:56,151 --> 00:28:58,778 Yeah. Anyway, uh-- 514 00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:02,490 Not everybody dislikes you. 515 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:06,244 I like you. 516 00:29:06,327 --> 00:29:08,246 Have dinner with me. 517 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:16,463 I'd like that. 518 00:29:23,511 --> 00:29:24,679 How could you tell her? 519 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,599 I didn't! Her nickels just kept dropping. 520 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,350 -She figured it out. -How? 521 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,060 Sometimes a woman just can, Billy. 522 00:29:31,144 --> 00:29:34,606 We see things you don't think we're seeing, but we see them. 523 00:29:34,689 --> 00:29:36,858 What's that supposed to mean? 524 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:41,029 It means, I see the sideways glances. I see the admiring gazes. 525 00:29:41,112 --> 00:29:44,240 -What? At who? -Jackie Silverman, that's who! 526 00:29:44,324 --> 00:29:46,367 -The woman with the perfect-- -Oh, you gotta be kidding! 527 00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:49,370 Kidding? You gonna kid me, Billy? She didn't do anything for you? 528 00:29:49,454 --> 00:29:51,748 So she's attractive. Big deal. Why does that threaten you? 529 00:29:51,831 --> 00:29:53,666 Why does that threaten me? 530 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,169 Yes, Georgia. You being threatened by me thinking a woman is attractive-- 531 00:29:56,252 --> 00:29:58,046 That says more about you than it does about me. 532 00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:00,048 E-Except that it doesn't, Billy. 533 00:30:00,131 --> 00:30:02,884 The crazy thing is that what's bothering Ally right now 534 00:30:02,967 --> 00:30:05,512 is the same thing that's bothering me. 535 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,848 -Which is? -Which is-- 536 00:30:08,932 --> 00:30:11,643 You can be in love with somebody. 537 00:30:11,726 --> 00:30:14,771 And yet, if someone else walks into the room, 538 00:30:14,854 --> 00:30:16,564 suddenly-- 539 00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:20,235 Are you being serious? 540 00:30:21,736 --> 00:30:24,906 What am I supposed to tell myself, Billy? 541 00:30:24,989 --> 00:30:27,951 Th-That it could never happen with you? 542 00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,245 It did. 543 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:34,290 You said yourself that you took one look at me. 544 00:30:34,374 --> 00:30:37,168 One look. 545 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:40,672 It happened when you were in love with somebody else. 546 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,924 That I was the beneficiary, great. 547 00:30:44,425 --> 00:30:46,678 But what about the next time? 548 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:49,931 I'm not even gonna dignify that. 549 00:30:52,433 --> 00:30:54,978 Great. Don't. 550 00:30:55,061 --> 00:30:57,939 But... when Ally comes at you, 551 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,316 and I'm sure that she will, 552 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,777 dignify her complaint. 553 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,904 Because it's legitimate. 554 00:31:07,073 --> 00:31:10,326 [Door Opens, Slams Closed] 555 00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:14,247 [Lisa] Sing in a bar? 556 00:31:15,915 --> 00:31:19,460 This could be something you would really enjoy. 557 00:31:19,544 --> 00:31:24,299 I-It's a forum. You need a forum. 558 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:25,884 -And, if you agree, -♪♪ [Piano] 559 00:31:25,967 --> 00:31:28,052 I've persuaded Mark Newman to sit down and talk to you. 560 00:31:28,136 --> 00:31:29,637 I don't need to sit down and talk with him. 561 00:31:30,805 --> 00:31:32,849 I-I thought you did. 562 00:31:34,642 --> 00:31:35,685 ♪♪ [Continues] 563 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:39,188 He's willing to address the breakup if you want. 564 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:41,482 -He is? -Says he is. 565 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,819 -I'll be there as mediator. -Does he want to mediate? 566 00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:48,656 No, he's not saying that. He's willing to sit down... 567 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:53,077 and talk about what happened, at least from his side. 568 00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:54,662 A lot of people come to this bar? 569 00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:58,166 Great music at this place. 570 00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:01,044 But-But it's kind of a more liberal crowd, 571 00:32:01,127 --> 00:32:04,172 so the pronuclear bomb numbers? 572 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,257 You know. 573 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:12,847 It is a good idea to sit down with him, right? 574 00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:16,601 It's better to know. 575 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,897 Yeah. 576 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:24,484 Yeah, yeah, it-it is better. 577 00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:36,996 She doesn't want to go downstairs, and I get troubled on unfamiliar turf. 578 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,289 It's just a date, John. 579 00:32:38,373 --> 00:32:39,624 I've never been out with this much woman, Richard. 580 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:42,418 I don't want to get hit with irregularity. 581 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:45,046 -Plus-- -What? 582 00:32:45,129 --> 00:32:47,423 -I need your candor. -Hmm. 583 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:49,759 -If it's wrong, tell me. -Okay. 584 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:53,221 Ah! 585 00:32:53,304 --> 00:32:55,765 I feel short with her. 586 00:32:55,848 --> 00:33:00,436 Ah, John, she might like sh-- uh, less tall. 587 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,065 Look, why bother trying to make yourself conventional? 588 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:06,859 If she wanted conventional, she wouldn't be dating you in the first place. 589 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:10,863 The very thing that tickles her might be that you're this bizarre little oddity. 590 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,407 Go with it, be yourself. 591 00:33:13,282 --> 00:33:15,368 Thank you, Richard. I'm buoyed. 592 00:33:15,451 --> 00:33:18,037 -[Sniffs] Oh, that's good. -[Mutters] 593 00:33:18,121 --> 00:33:19,372 What? Oh, that's your-- Here you are. Hmm! 594 00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:20,540 Yeah. 595 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,046 -[Door Opens] -♪♪ [Humming] 596 00:33:29,173 --> 00:33:31,009 ♪♪ [Humming Stops] 597 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:47,942 [Inhales Deeply] 598 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:49,777 [Exhales Forcefully] 599 00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,119 [Bell Dings] 600 00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:12,800 I'm sorry. I don't know what else to say. 601 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:15,470 You've had the whole night to think about it. 602 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:18,765 -That's all you could come up with? -What do you want me to say? 603 00:34:20,808 --> 00:34:22,977 H-Hold on, Lisa. 604 00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:26,522 That's not what this is about, you trying to figure out what she wants you to say. 605 00:34:26,606 --> 00:34:28,274 You're not gonna sail through this like some funeral 606 00:34:28,357 --> 00:34:30,318 where the church is double-booked. 607 00:34:30,401 --> 00:34:32,904 Now, what happened? 608 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:34,530 Give her that. 609 00:34:37,533 --> 00:34:39,160 -Was there somebody else? -No. 610 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,746 Then what, Mark? What? 611 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,506 It just wasn't you. 612 00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:56,594 It was never, ever going to be you. 613 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,889 You said it was. 614 00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:02,600 Eh--Because I wanted to believe it. I was desperate to. 615 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:06,896 Lisa, you're the best woman I've ever known-- 616 00:35:06,979 --> 00:35:09,690 your values, your kindness, your beauty. 617 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:13,069 I mean, you're everything I've ever looked for, and when I finally found you, 618 00:35:13,152 --> 00:35:15,488 I felt for sure that I'd fall so deeply in love. 619 00:35:15,571 --> 00:35:19,408 I kept waiting for it to happen, but... it didn't. 620 00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:25,540 -You never loved me? -No, I do. I still do. 621 00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,544 But I've known greater love with women who for other reasons weren't right. 622 00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:33,673 Look, I knew that marrying you would be the smart thing to do. 623 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:37,385 I mean, you'd be a good mother. We'd be great companions. 624 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:42,014 The most practical thing I could have ever done would have been to marry you. 625 00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:46,394 But--But part of me also would have died inside, 626 00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:48,187 because... I have no passion for you. 627 00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,651 [Clicks Tongue] You know, I actually used to pray, 628 00:35:53,734 --> 00:35:56,612 "God, let me fall in love with her more. 629 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,949 Please, let me feel it." 630 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:06,122 [Sighs] Should I have told you all that? Do you feel better knowing? 631 00:36:21,679 --> 00:36:22,889 ♪♪ [Disco] 632 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,308 [Barry White] We got it together didn't we? 633 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:31,564 We've definitely got our thing together, don't we, baby? 634 00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:36,986 -[Mouthing Words] -Isn't that nice? 635 00:36:37,069 --> 00:36:39,280 I mean, really, when you really sit and think about it, 636 00:36:39,363 --> 00:36:42,033 isn't it really, really nice? 637 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:49,415 Nobody but you-- [Chuckles] and me. 638 00:36:52,335 --> 00:36:54,295 We've got it together, baby. 639 00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:05,973 ♪ Ahh My first ♪ 640 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:10,102 ♪ My last My everything ♪ 641 00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:16,317 ♪ And the answer to all my dreams ♪ 642 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,696 ♪ You're my sun ♪ 643 00:37:20,780 --> 00:37:22,740 ♪ My moon ♪ 644 00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:24,992 ♪ That's what you are ♪ 645 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,496 ♪ I know there's only ♪ 646 00:37:28,579 --> 00:37:30,539 ♪ Only one like you ♪ 647 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:35,169 ♪ There's no way ♪ 648 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,922 ♪ They could have made two ♪♪ 649 00:37:39,757 --> 00:37:43,135 [Needle Scratches Record] 650 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:46,472 -I won't stand to be disparaged. -Oh, I wasn't disparaging you. 651 00:37:46,555 --> 00:37:48,849 [Panting] I was dancing. 652 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,686 -Barry White? -Yeah. 653 00:37:51,769 --> 00:37:53,771 You are hot. 654 00:38:00,278 --> 00:38:03,572 You don't have to rehearse first. Vonda just thought-- 655 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,074 No, I definitely want to. 656 00:38:05,157 --> 00:38:08,744 I don't need to be humiliated twice in one day, thank you. 657 00:38:08,828 --> 00:38:12,581 You know, you don't even have to do it tonight. The invitation's open. 658 00:38:12,665 --> 00:38:14,875 Trust me. I need to sing tonight... 659 00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,878 after that. 660 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:22,633 -Are you okay? -I think so. 661 00:38:23,634 --> 00:38:25,886 At least I understand it, Ally. 662 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:29,056 Yeah. 663 00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:33,436 Yeah. Knowing is good. 664 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,397 Actually, you know what the worst thing is? 665 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,858 Suppose he hadn't broken it off. 666 00:38:38,941 --> 00:38:43,070 I'd be married to a man who wasn't in love with me. 667 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:43,904 That would be worse. 668 00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:47,366 -Oh, God, can you imagine? -[Chuckles] 669 00:38:48,492 --> 00:38:51,162 Well, I'm gonna go rehearse. 670 00:38:51,245 --> 00:38:54,206 -I'll see you down there later? -Are you kidding? I will be there! 671 00:38:54,290 --> 00:38:57,585 -Okay! -Break a heart. 672 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,421 -Leg. -[Laughs] 673 00:39:13,142 --> 00:39:15,311 When I considered... 674 00:39:15,394 --> 00:39:18,105 transferring to Michigan, 675 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,149 I went to visit. 676 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:22,068 I met Georgia. 677 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,072 Inside of 10 minutes, 678 00:39:26,155 --> 00:39:30,076 I knew she was the woman I'd marry. 679 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:45,633 Nothing happened with her until after you and I-- 680 00:39:45,716 --> 00:39:48,803 -You lied to me. -I did go in part to make law review. 681 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,013 Well, then you're covered. 682 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:54,100 You yourself said to me, 683 00:39:54,183 --> 00:39:56,852 "If the truth serves no other purpose than to cause pain"-- 684 00:39:56,936 --> 00:40:00,439 You don't know how much pain the truth would have spared me here, Billy. 685 00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:04,235 I don't understand. 686 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:08,614 It's not like you suddenly lost something today that you had yesterday. 687 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:20,793 Yesterday I believed in something. 688 00:40:20,876 --> 00:40:24,255 I'm not ashamed of wanting somebody to love. I never have been. 689 00:40:24,338 --> 00:40:26,674 Because I had it once, 690 00:40:26,757 --> 00:40:28,634 and it was everything. 691 00:40:33,013 --> 00:40:35,057 But maybe I never really had it. 692 00:40:37,518 --> 00:40:40,896 Yeah. You did. 693 00:40:50,489 --> 00:40:53,075 Well-- 694 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,663 It's like you say. It was years ago. It doesn't really matter. 695 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:03,669 I... 696 00:41:03,752 --> 00:41:06,213 wish I had done things differently. 697 00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:08,674 [Sobs] 698 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:15,306 Billy. 699 00:41:17,057 --> 00:41:19,018 I'm fine. 700 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:28,319 ♪♪ [Pop Ballad] 701 00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:34,617 [Lisa] ♪ Fools ♪ 702 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:37,828 ♪ Fall in love ♪ 703 00:41:37,912 --> 00:41:41,123 ♪ In a hurry ♪ 704 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:46,587 ♪ Fools ♪ 705 00:41:46,670 --> 00:41:49,590 ♪ Give their hearts ♪ 706 00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:52,760 ♪ Much too soon ♪ 707 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,933 ♪ Just ♪ 708 00:41:59,016 --> 00:42:01,936 ♪ Play them two bars ♪ 709 00:42:02,019 --> 00:42:05,773 ♪ Of "Stardust" ♪ 710 00:42:07,149 --> 00:42:10,653 ♪ Just ♪ 711 00:42:10,736 --> 00:42:13,697 ♪ Hang out one ♪ 712 00:42:13,781 --> 00:42:16,742 ♪ Silly moon ♪ 713 00:42:16,825 --> 00:42:20,538 ♪ Ohh-ohh-ohh Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 714 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,581 ♪ And they've ♪ 715 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:26,085 ♪ Got their love ♪ 716 00:42:26,168 --> 00:42:29,588 ♪ Torches burning ♪ 717 00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,969 ♪ When they ♪ 718 00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:38,180 ♪ Should be playing it ♪ 719 00:42:38,264 --> 00:42:41,642 ♪ Cool ♪ 720 00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:47,064 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, I ♪ 721 00:42:47,147 --> 00:42:50,234 ♪ I used to laugh ♪ 722 00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:53,070 ♪ But now I ♪ 723 00:42:53,153 --> 00:42:56,407 ♪ Understand ♪ 724 00:42:56,490 --> 00:42:59,159 ♪ Shake a hand ♪ 725 00:42:59,243 --> 00:43:05,124 ♪ Of a brand-new fool ♪ 726 00:43:05,207 --> 00:43:08,502 ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪ 727 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:12,298 ♪ Fools fall ♪ 728 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:14,383 ♪ In love ♪ 729 00:43:14,466 --> 00:43:19,013 ♪ Just like schoolgirls ♪ 730 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:23,267 ♪ Blinded by ♪ 731 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:26,312 ♪ Rose-colored ♪ 732 00:43:26,395 --> 00:43:29,523 ♪ Dreams ♪ 733 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,483 ♪ Ah ♪ 734 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:35,571 ♪ They ♪ 735 00:43:35,654 --> 00:43:38,324 ♪ Build their castles ♪ 736 00:43:38,407 --> 00:43:40,743 ♪ They build their castles ♪ 737 00:43:40,826 --> 00:43:43,996 ♪ On wishes ♪ 738 00:43:44,079 --> 00:43:46,165 ♪ With only ♪ 739 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:50,294 ♪ With only rainbows ♪ 740 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:56,216 ♪ For beams, ah ♪ 741 00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:59,345 ♪ Ohh ♪ 742 00:43:59,428 --> 00:44:04,183 ♪ Ayy, I-I-I ♪ 743 00:44:05,267 --> 00:44:08,312 ♪ I used to laugh ♪ 744 00:44:08,395 --> 00:44:10,564 ♪ But now I ♪ 745 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:14,026 ♪ Understand ♪ 746 00:44:14,109 --> 00:44:16,945 ♪ Shake a hand ♪ 747 00:44:17,029 --> 00:44:21,659 ♪ Of a brand-new fool ♪ 748 00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:25,496 ♪ That's what I am That's what I am ♪ 749 00:44:25,579 --> 00:44:28,791 ♪ That's what I am, uh ♪ 750 00:44:28,874 --> 00:44:32,961 ♪ Shake a hand Uh-uh-uh-ahh ♪ 751 00:44:33,045 --> 00:44:38,092 ♪ Of a brand ♪ 752 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:40,344 ♪ New ♪ 753 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:45,766 ♪ Fool ♪ 754 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:50,020 ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ahh ♪♪ 755 00:45:22,803 --> 00:45:23,762 {\an8}[Woman] You stinker! 60100

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